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Listens:
1071
Who:
Soldier
Pssssst *chuckle*
Listens:
1070
Who:
Sniper
Now I am king of team!
Listens:
1070
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
Listens:
1068
Who:
Engineer
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
Listens:
1067
Who:
Engineer
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
Listens:
1066
Who:
Scout
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
Listens:
1064
Who:
Sniper
Move 'em out!
Listens:
1062
Who:
Engineer
Would someone care to help me capture this?
Listens:
1062
Who:
Spy
Wonderful
Listens:
1060
Who:
Medic
Let's do this!
Listens:
1060
Who:
Scout
Must I defend this point myself?
Listens:
1056
Who:
Medic
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
Listens:
1055
Who:
Scout
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
Listens:
1054
Who:
Sniper
C'mere, Sally!
Listens:
1053
Who:
Soldier
Good on ya, mates!
Listens:
1052
Who:
Sniper
And that!
Listens:
1051
Who:
Heavy
Wicked!
Listens:
1050
Who:
Scout
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
Listens:
1049
Who:
Sniper
Outstanding shot!
Listens:
1049
Who:
Soldier
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
Listens:
1046
Who:
Engineer
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
Listens:
1045
Who:
Scout
I need some help holdin' them off!
Listens:
1044
Who:
Demoman
Push!
Listens:
1043
Who:
Heavy
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
Listens:
1042
Who:
Scout
Secure!
Listens:
1041
Who:
Announcer
Packin' up!
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1041
Who:
Engineer
Move gear up!
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1040
Who:
Heavy
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
Listens:
1039
Who:
Engineer
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
Listens:
1038
Who:
Sniper
Thanks!
Listens:
1036
Who:
Soldier
Push bomb cart! Move!
Listens:
1036
Who:
Heavy
Splended!
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1035
Who:
Spy
Gotcha!
Listens:
1034
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for that, tough guy!
Listens:
1033
Who:
Scout
Oh that poor monkey...
Listens:
1032
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
Listens:
1031
Who:
Demoman
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
Listens:
1030
Who:
Sniper
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
Listens:
1030
Who:
Engineer
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
Listens:
1029
Who:
Scout
Good!
Listens:
1027
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' cart stopped!
Listens:
1025
Who:
Scout
Hah!
Listens:
1024
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
Listens:
1023
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
Listens:
1022
Who:
Scout
Guess I got the midas touch!
Listens:
1022
Who:
Engineer
That was my point you were standin' on
Listens:
1020
Who:
Demoman
Let's waste 'em!
Listens:
1020
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you snake!
Listens:
1020
Who:
Engineer
They got a sentry up there!
Listens:
1019
Who:
Scout
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
Listens:
1019
Who:
Demoman
Hey wimps!
Listens:
1018
Who:
Scout
Dis-missed!
Listens:
1018
Who:
Scout
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
Listens:
1016
Who:
Soldier
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1014
Who:
Sniper
You will help me capture my point!
Listens:
1014
Who:
Soldier
Wa-hah!
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1014
Who:
Scout
The mission has commenced!
Listens:
1013
Who:
Announcer
Return to freakin' sender!
Listens:
1013
Who:
Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
Listens:
1013
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
Listens:
1013
Who:
Scout
I did it!
Listens:
1012
Who:
Scout
Good shot, man
Listens:
1008
Who:
Demoman
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
Listens:
1008
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
Listens:
1008
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
Listens:
1007
Who:
Engineer
You camped the whole time for this?!
Listens:
1006
Who:
Scout
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
Listens:
1005
Who:
Scout
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1004
Who:
Announcer
Alright, alright!
Listens:
1004
Who:
Scout
Help capture point!
Listens:
1003
Who:
Heavy
Un-frickin'-touchable!
Listens:
1003
Who:
Scout
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
Listens:
1002
Who:
Sniper
Superior shot!
Listens:
1001
Who:
Spy
Right!
Listens:
1001
Who:
Heavy
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
Listens:
1000
Who:
Demoman
I think you need more men!
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997
Who:
Heavy
You cannot hide, coward!
Listens:
997
Who:
Heavy
You are no match for me!
Listens:
996
Who:
Heavy
Move the gear up lads!
Listens:
995
Who:
Demoman
Yo, I need help cappin'!
Listens:
995
Who:
Scout
Heh-heh-heh!
Listens:
995
Who:
Scout
Ha!
Listens:
993
Who:
Medic
Keep pushing tiny cart!
Listens:
993
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, crouton!
Listens:
992
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for ride!
Listens:
990
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, short-pants!
Listens:
989
Who:
Soldier
The hand is quicker than the eye!
Listens:
989
Who:
Engineer
This one's ours now!
Listens:
988
Who:
Engineer
And that is how you do it, men!
Listens:
987
Who:
Soldier
Where is your doctor, coward?
Listens:
987
Who:
Heavy
Moron!
Listens:
987
Who:
Scout
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
Listens:
987
Who:
Scout
I am not done with you yet!
Listens:
986
Who:
Heavy
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
Listens:
986
Who:
Sniper
Sentry ahead!
Listens:
985
Who:
Heavy
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
Listens:
984
Who:
Sniper
Get along there, little doggies
Listens:
983
Who:
Engineer
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
Listens:
983
Who:
Engineer
We got it!
Listens:
982
Who:
Engineer
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