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Let's do this!
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1112
Who:
Scout
Doc!
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1111
Who:
Engineer
Get with the program!
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1111
Who:
Soldier
Guess I got the midas touch!
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1111
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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1107
Who:
Engineer
I appreciate your help!
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1107
Who:
Spy
They got a sentry up there!
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1104
Who:
Scout
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1104
Who:
Sniper
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1103
Who:
Scout
Help me!
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1101
Who:
Sniper
Outstanding shot!
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1101
Who:
Soldier
Wicked!
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1099
Who:
Scout
You're alright, doc
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1098
Who:
Engineer
Let's waste 'em!
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1098
Who:
Scout
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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1095
Who:
Engineer
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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1093
Who:
Spy
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1091
Who:
Sniper
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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1089
Who:
Sniper
Thanks!
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1089
Who:
Soldier
First rate!
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1088
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1086
Who:
Engineer
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1085
Who:
Engineer
Move 'em out!
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1083
Who:
Engineer
Good!
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1083
Who:
Heavy
Is that all you got, moron?
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1082
Who:
Scout
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1080
Who:
Engineer
Must I defend this point myself?
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1078
Who:
Medic
Push!
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1078
Who:
Heavy
Oh that poor monkey...
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1077
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1075
Who:
Scout
And that!
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1075
Who:
Heavy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1074
Who:
Demoman
Push bomb cart! Move!
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1073
Who:
Heavy
Move gear up!
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1071
Who:
Heavy
Alright, alright!
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1071
Who:
Scout
Wonderful
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1070
Who:
Medic
Good on ya, mates!
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1070
Who:
Sniper
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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1069
Who:
Engineer
Hey wimps!
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1068
Who:
Scout
The freakin' cart stopped!
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1066
Who:
Scout
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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1065
Who:
Sniper
Secure!
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1064
Who:
Announcer
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1064
Who:
Engineer
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1063
Who:
Sniper
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1063
Who:
Scout
Gotcha!
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1063
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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1062
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1060
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1059
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1058
Who:
Demoman
Hah!
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1058
Who:
Engineer
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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1055
Who:
Scout
I did it!
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1053
Who:
Scout
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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1051
Who:
Scout
Fear me, cowards!
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1051
Who:
Heavy
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1050
Who:
Engineer
Packin' up!
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1050
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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1047
Who:
Soldier
I think you need more men!
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1046
Who:
Heavy
Superior shot!
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1046
Who:
Spy
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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1046
Who:
Demoman
That was my point you were standin' on
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1045
Who:
Demoman
Help capture point!
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1045
Who:
Heavy
Return to freakin' sender!
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1045
Who:
Scout
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1044
Who:
Announcer
Move the gear up lads!
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1044
Who:
Demoman
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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1044
Who:
Sniper
You cannot hide, coward!
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1044
Who:
Heavy
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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1044
Who:
Sniper
You will help me capture my point!
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1043
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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1043
Who:
Scout
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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1043
Who:
Scout
Dis-missed!
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1043
Who:
Scout
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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1043
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you snake!
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1043
Who:
Engineer
Splended!
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1042
Who:
Spy
You are no match for me!
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1042
Who:
Heavy
Wa-hah!
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1042
Who:
Scout
Good shot, man
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1040
Who:
Demoman
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1039
Who:
Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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1039
Who:
Scout
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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1038
Who:
Demoman
The mission has commenced!
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1036
Who:
Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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1033
Who:
Heavy
Right!
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1032
Who:
Heavy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1029
Who:
Sniper
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1028
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, crouton!
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1028
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for ride!
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1026
Who:
Heavy
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1025
Who:
Heavy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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1025
Who:
Heavy
Coward! Get on point!
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1024
Who:
Heavy
I am not done with you yet!
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1021
Who:
Heavy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1020
Who:
Sniper
And that is how you do it, men!
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1020
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot, man
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1019
Who:
Demoman
Get along there, little doggies
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1018
Who:
Engineer
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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1018
Who:
Scout
Dominated, short-pants!
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1018
Who:
Soldier
We go together, doctor!
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1016
Who:
Heavy
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