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Get with the program!
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946
Who:
Soldier
Move 'em out!
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945
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, pal!
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945
Who:
Scout
Let's do this!
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944
Who:
Scout
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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942
Who:
Spy
Move gear up!
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941
Who:
Heavy
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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941
Who:
Sniper
Push bomb cart! Move!
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940
Who:
Heavy
Proceed!
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939
Who:
Spy
Gotcha!
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938
Who:
Engineer
I appreciate your help!
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936
Who:
Spy
Must I defend this point myself?
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935
Who:
Medic
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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934
Who:
Sniper
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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932
Who:
Engineer
I need some help holdin' them off!
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931
Who:
Demoman
Oh that poor monkey...
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931
Who:
Announcer
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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930
Who:
Scout
Return to freakin' sender!
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927
Who:
Scout
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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927
Who:
Engineer
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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926
Who:
Sniper
Guess I got the midas touch!
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926
Who:
Engineer
Hah!
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926
Who:
Engineer
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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924
Who:
Sniper
The mission has commenced!
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923
Who:
Announcer
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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923
Who:
Scout
C'mere, Sally!
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920
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you snake!
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920
Who:
Engineer
Push!
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919
Who:
Heavy
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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918
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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917
Who:
Engineer
Secure!
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916
Who:
Announcer
Outstanding shot!
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916
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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914
Who:
Engineer
Good!
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914
Who:
Heavy
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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914
Who:
Scout
Wicked!
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911
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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911
Who:
Soldier
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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910
Who:
Sniper
Help me!
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906
Who:
Sniper
Roger that!
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904
Who:
Soldier
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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904
Who:
Scout
Dis-missed!
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904
Who:
Scout
You cannot hide, coward!
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902
Who:
Heavy
Splended!
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901
Who:
Spy
Thanks!
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899
Who:
Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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899
Who:
Scout
Get along there, little doggies
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898
Who:
Engineer
That was my point you were standin' on
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897
Who:
Demoman
Ha!
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896
Who:
Medic
Help capture point!
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893
Who:
Heavy
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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893
Who:
Soldier
You are no match for me!
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892
Who:
Heavy
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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892
Who:
Sniper
Hey wimps!
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891
Who:
Scout
And that!
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891
Who:
Heavy
Admirable shot!
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889
Who:
Spy
I think you need more men!
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888
Who:
Heavy
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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888
Who:
Scout
I am not done with you yet!
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886
Who:
Heavy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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886
Who:
Heavy
You will help me capture my point!
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885
Who:
Soldier
We go together, doctor!
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885
Who:
Heavy
Fine shot mate!
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884
Who:
Sniper
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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883
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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882
Who:
Scout
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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882
Who:
Demoman
Let's waste 'em!
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881
Who:
Scout
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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879
Who:
Sniper
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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878
Who:
Scout
Agh, where is cart going?
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878
Who:
Heavy
They got a sentry up there!
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877
Who:
Scout
You camped the whole time for this?!
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877
Who:
Scout
Moron!
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875
Who:
Scout
This one's ours now!
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874
Who:
Engineer
I did it!
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874
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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874
Who:
Scout
Heh-heh-heh!
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873
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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873
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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871
Who:
Sniper
Coward! Get on point!
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870
Who:
Heavy
Stupendous!
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870
Who:
Medic
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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869
Who:
Announcer
Wa-hah!
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869
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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868
Who:
Scout
You best keep lyin' down!
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866
Who:
Sniper
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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866
Who:
Engineer
So close!
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865
Who:
Scout
Give 'em a gob-full!
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864
Who:
Sniper
Move machine up!
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862
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for ride!
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862
Who:
Heavy
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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861
Who:
Engineer
Move the gear up lads!
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860
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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860
Who:
Engineer
Agh, cart is gone!
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860
Who:
Heavy
Good shot, man
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859
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, short-pants!
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859
Who:
Soldier
And that is how you do it, men!
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858
Who:
Soldier
Fear me, cowards!
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858
Who:
Heavy
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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858
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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857
Who:
Heavy
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