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Doc!
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1130
Who:
Engineer
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1128
Who:
Sniper
Get with the program!
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1127
Who:
Soldier
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1126
Who:
Demoman
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1125
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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1124
Who:
Engineer
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1119
Who:
Sniper
I appreciate your help!
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1118
Who:
Spy
Is that all you got, moron?
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1117
Who:
Scout
Outstanding shot!
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1114
Who:
Soldier
Wicked!
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1112
Who:
Scout
They got a sentry up there!
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1112
Who:
Scout
Alright, alright!
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1112
Who:
Scout
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1111
Who:
Scout
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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1110
Who:
Engineer
You're alright, doc
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1108
Who:
Engineer
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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1108
Who:
Sniper
Let's waste 'em!
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1106
Who:
Scout
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1106
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1104
Who:
Sniper
Thanks!
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1101
Who:
Soldier
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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1100
Who:
Spy
Good!
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1099
Who:
Heavy
Move gear up!
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1099
Who:
Heavy
First rate!
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1096
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1095
Who:
Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1094
Who:
Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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1093
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1093
Who:
Engineer
Oh that poor monkey...
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1091
Who:
Announcer
Push!
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1090
Who:
Heavy
Move 'em out!
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1088
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1086
Who:
Scout
Push bomb cart! Move!
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1085
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' cart stopped!
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1085
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1084
Who:
Scout
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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1084
Who:
Engineer
Must I defend this point myself?
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1083
Who:
Medic
Good on ya, mates!
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1083
Who:
Sniper
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1082
Who:
Demoman
Hey wimps!
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1081
Who:
Scout
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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1079
Who:
Scout
And that!
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1078
Who:
Heavy
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1078
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1077
Who:
Demoman
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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1076
Who:
Sniper
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1076
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha!
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1075
Who:
Engineer
Help capture point!
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1071
Who:
Heavy
Wonderful
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1071
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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1071
Who:
Scout
Move the gear up lads!
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1070
Who:
Demoman
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1070
Who:
Sniper
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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1070
Who:
Sniper
Hah!
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1070
Who:
Engineer
Secure!
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1069
Who:
Announcer
Fear me, cowards!
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1069
Who:
Heavy
Superior shot!
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1066
Who:
Spy
Right!
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1066
Who:
Heavy
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1065
Who:
Engineer
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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1064
Who:
Scout
Return to freakin' sender!
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1063
Who:
Scout
You will help me capture my point!
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1062
Who:
Soldier
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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1061
Who:
Demoman
You cannot hide, coward!
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1060
Who:
Heavy
Packin' up!
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1060
Who:
Engineer
Good shot, man
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1059
Who:
Demoman
I did it!
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1059
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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1059
Who:
Scout
I think you need more men!
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1057
Who:
Heavy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1056
Who:
Announcer
That was my point you were standin' on
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1056
Who:
Demoman
You are no match for me!
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1056
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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1055
Who:
Soldier
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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1054
Who:
Sniper
Where is your doctor, coward?
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1053
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you snake!
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1053
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot, man
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1052
Who:
Demoman
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1052
Who:
Sniper
Wa-hah!
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1052
Who:
Scout
Dis-missed!
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1051
Who:
Scout
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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1051
Who:
Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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1050
Who:
Scout
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1048
Who:
Sniper
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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1048
Who:
Demoman
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1046
Who:
Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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1046
Who:
Scout
Heads up!
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1046
Who:
Sniper
The mission has commenced!
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1045
Who:
Announcer
You best keep lyin' down!
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1044
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, crouton!
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1044
Who:
Soldier
Splended!
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1043
Who:
Spy
Thanks for ride!
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1042
Who:
Heavy
We go together, doctor!
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1041
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, short-pants!
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1038
Who:
Soldier
I am not done with you yet!
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1037
Who:
Heavy
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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1037
Who:
Scout
Get along there, little doggies
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1035
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha!
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1035
Who:
Scout
And that is how you do it, men!
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1035
Who:
Soldier
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