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Go go go!
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Engineer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7471
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Scout
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4279
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2284
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Pyro
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1708
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Soldier
Eh, thanks doc!
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1182
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Demoman
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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4963
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Demoman
Charge!
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1312
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Soldier
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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631
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Announcer
I am hero!
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1273
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Heavy
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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829
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Engineer
Ripper, you little
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827
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Sniper
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15599
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Spy
You died as you lived, running away!
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1604
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Spy
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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1047
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Soldier
I almost joined their bloody team
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1234
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Demoman
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4827
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Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3178
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Sniper
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1777
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Sniper
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2129
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Scout
Go to the right!
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2794
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Pyro
G'day
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1399
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Sniper
Well... alright!
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1564
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Demoman
Sir, yes sir!
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1971
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Soldier
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8684
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Spy
This is unnacceptable!
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4872
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Medic
Cheers, Engineers!
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1874
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Spy
I did all I could!
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1800
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Spy
Agh!
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1475
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Engineer
Start prayin', boy!
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1718
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride!
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902
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Demoman
Good shot, man
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1040
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Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2601
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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4225
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Demoman
Come here, sissy!
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2160
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Engineer
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8723
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Engineer
Woo!
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1579
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Scout
Let the games begin!
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1273
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1239
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Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1476
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Soldier
Stupid bloody spies!
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3495
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Sniper
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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757
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Scout
*critical death*
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7661
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Engineer
*critical death*
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7511
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Engineer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2099
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Heavy
Help me capture!
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2967
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Pyro
Boo!
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7158
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Pyro
Failure!
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30077
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Announcer
Oh, please!
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5795
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Spy
Mongrel
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840
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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11820
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Medic
*short laugh*!
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1352
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Medic
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4559
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Medic
Need a sentry here!
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1706
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Scout
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13836
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Soldier
Medic!
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40309
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Sniper
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2795
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12552
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Heavy
No!
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8899
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Medic
Blammo!
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1240
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Soldier
Commence team scramble, now!
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628
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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2252
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Demoman
Wuss
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808
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3069
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Heavy
Five!
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Announcer
Alert!
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22139
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2431
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Scout
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1198
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Demoman
Hee-yaw!
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1650
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Engineer
All of you are babies!
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11516
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Heavy
Raus, raus!
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1866
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Medic
Pfffft!
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1651
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Scout
Pow!
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4745
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Engineer
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7050
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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630
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Announcer
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1251
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Engineer
Get goin'!
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1209
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Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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3665
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Medic
Well done!
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645
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Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4239
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Demoman
*screams in pain*
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8543
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Spy
*critical death*
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6006
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Sniper
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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753
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Scout
Everyone! Look at me!
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1893
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Heavy
Gotcha, eyehole!
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796
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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1370
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Sniper
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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745
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Announcer
Crocket!
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1757
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Soldier
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
Hell, that was easy
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2937
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Engineer
We did it, camarade!
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1156
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Medic
You are no match for me!
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Heavy
Crazed killer!
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713
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Announcer
Control point enabled, get going!
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636
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Announcer
Let's do this!
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1113
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Scout
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5271
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Heavy
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1349
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Soldier
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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631
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Announcer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9813
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Scout
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