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*severe pain*
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3625
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Sniper
Move these machines up!
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1008
Who:
Spy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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34197
Who:
Demoman
No!
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17588
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Spy
Spy around here!
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1228
Who:
Sniper
Stand on the point, you git!
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971
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Demoman
Follow me doctor!
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743
Who:
Heavy
Aaaah!
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1266
Who:
Soldier
Move that gear up!
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762
Who:
Sniper
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1522
Who:
Scout
Clearly they were out-classed
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1408
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Spy
Piss off, big-head
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30442
Who:
Sniper
Real smooth, dummy!
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1278
Who:
Scout
The teleporter goes here!
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1678
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2149
Who:
Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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1014
Who:
Medic
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2568
Who:
Soldier
That Scout is a Spy!
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1519
Who:
Soldier
Place a teleporter here!
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981
Who:
Spy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4108
Who:
Demoman
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1823
Who:
Demoman
We have lost the center control point!
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1581
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2140
Who:
Spy
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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750
Who:
Announcer
No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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719
Who:
Announcer
Bap!
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6817
Who:
Engineer
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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2013
Who:
Scout
The Spy is a double agent!
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4442
Who:
Medic
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1419
Who:
Scout
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7897
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Demoman
We got it!
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1025
Who:
Engineer
What?!
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9103
Who:
Scout
It is good day to be giant man!
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5202
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2861
Who:
Pyro
Appreciate it!
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930
Who:
Sniper
We're not giving it back
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1903
Who:
Sniper
Doc, this way!
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754
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2082
Who:
Sniper
Augh.. merde...
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11281
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*!
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4501
Who:
Medic
You are trying my patience!
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3157
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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7758
Who:
Demoman
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2009
Who:
Spy
I need some help!
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1388
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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1818
Who:
Demoman
Go!
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1335
Who:
Heavy
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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897
Who:
Sniper
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6412
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Demoman
We need a sentry right here!
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2918
Who:
Engineer
Place a dispenser here!
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6930
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Spy
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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936
Who:
Sniper
Oh that poor monkey...
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1107
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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829
Who:
Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
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2204
Who:
Demoman
The Medic is a Spy!
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3964
Who:
Medic
Gesundheit!
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3566
Who:
Medic
We have taken the device!
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640
Who:
Announcer
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1433
Who:
Soldier
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1228
Who:
Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6045
Who:
Heavy
Deploy a sentry here!
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834
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2452
Who:
Sniper
Move gear up!
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1130
Who:
Heavy
Left face!
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779
Who:
Soldier
Yo, heads up!
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878
Who:
Scout
Good job
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2726
Who:
Pyro
Got a nice piece of that!
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764
Who:
Scout
Move up, move up, move up!
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795
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Soldier
No!
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9008
Who:
Medic
Is our cart now!
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816
Who:
Heavy
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3910
Who:
Scout
Right!
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793
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1218
Who:
Demoman
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2420
Who:
Heavy
Schnell, raus raus!
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8804
Who:
Medic
I am not done with you yet!
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1048
Who:
Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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1733
Who:
Scout
You. Are. Terrible!
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1620
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3734
Who:
Demoman
Damnit boys!
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5775
Who:
Soldier
That is a diet I call death!
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1997
Who:
Spy
Which one of you is crying?
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2924
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, hard-hat!
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938
Who:
Engineer
Thank you doctor!
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952
Who:
Demoman
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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1056
Who:
Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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6084
Who:
Heavy
Forward!
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889
Who:
Soldier
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1773
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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7157
Who:
Spy
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1485
Who:
Engineer
First blood!
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653
Who:
Announcer
Killing you is full time job now!
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2538
Who:
Heavy
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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867
Who:
Announcer
Batter up!
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885
Who:
Scout
Hell, that was easy
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2964
Who:
Engineer
Keep it up!
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825
Who:
Medic
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3659
Who:
Engineer
Missed me!
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1031
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1775
Who:
Sniper
Go! Go! давай!
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1945
Who:
Heavy
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