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Sentry down!
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22402
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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2300
Who:
Soldier
Take that, you quack!
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3977
Who:
Sniper
Thanks lad!
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1585
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1548
Who:
Soldier
Bloody piker!
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1259
Who:
Sniper
It's a fine thing, lads
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2029
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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3967
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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17070
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Scout
You're doin' good lad
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3851
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3767
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1759
Who:
Demoman
Hold still!
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1675
Who:
Sniper
I love this doctor!
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7175
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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16107
Who:
Spy
Ey!
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955
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11778
Who:
Pyro
Move machine up!
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998
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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634
Who:
Announcer
Do you remember me now?!
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2034
Who:
Heavy
The device has returned to the drop site.
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633
Who:
Announcer
Pardon me!
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1263
Who:
Spy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8611
Who:
Scout
Dummkopfs!
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3597
Who:
Medic
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2218
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Demoman
Trust me.
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1259
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Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11397
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Sniper
Thank you!
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1244
Who:
Spy
Dominated, you red menace!
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893
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Soldier
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1487
Who:
Soldier
You call that snipin'?
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1197
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3945
Who:
Scout
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4802
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Soldier
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6113
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Spy
Follow me, doc!
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756
Who:
Scout
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3590
Who:
Announcer
*big laugh*
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1825
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Heavy
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1799
Who:
Engineer
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1431
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Soldier
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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964
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1384
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Soldier
Help me!
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5131
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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20976
Who:
Engineer
Look at me! Look at me!
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1414
Who:
Heavy
Put teleport here
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3356
Who:
Heavy
Helluva shot, mister!
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1392
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Engineer
Got the ball back!
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823
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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1139
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Heavy
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1422
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Announcer
Dagh!
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2907
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Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19474
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2501
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Pyro
Yes!
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7113
Who:
Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the suitcase!
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634
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Announcer
Move gear forward!
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1146
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Heavy
Niet!
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6838
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Heavy
They have the Australium!
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636
Who:
Announcer
Let's go!
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989
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2893
Who:
Soldier
Warning!
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5888
Who:
Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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635
Who:
Announcer
You best keep lyin' down
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764
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Sniper
Fire!
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1893
Who:
Heavy
Let's all push this thing!
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738
Who:
Scout
Thanks, doc!
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860
Who:
Sniper
You're an embarrassment!
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1332
Who:
Announcer
Start fighting now!
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714
Who:
Announcer
I see Spy!
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4425
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Heavy
Now I've seen everything
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6739
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2255
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Soldier
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5052
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Demoman
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1221
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Sniper
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1401
Who:
Demoman
Dodgy!
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915
Who:
Sniper
Mongrel!
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1390
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2412
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Demoman
Attack!
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4621
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Soldier
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1765
Who:
Engineer
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3546
Who:
Engineer
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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939
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2390
Who:
Engineer
All must come to cart!
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751
Who:
Heavy
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4049
Who:
Soldier
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3492
Who:
Engineer
Sturm und drang!
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1268
Who:
Medic
Heh-hah!
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883
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2217
Who:
Scout
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1287
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Demoman
Sweet!
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2229
Who:
Scout
Wa!
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882
Who:
Scout
Sorry, ma'am
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2064
Who:
Engineer
Jarate? *cries*
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12183
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Spy
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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720
Who:
Announcer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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656
Who:
Announcer
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7926
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Demoman
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4351
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Soldier
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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749
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot, man
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1035
Who:
Demoman
Let's do this Texas style!
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5679
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3464
Who:
Heavy
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