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Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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Announcer
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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Medic
Boing!
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Scout
Boink!
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Scout
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
We have taken the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
Help me!
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5145
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Pyro
Job well done!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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9335
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Sniper
Help me pin this down!
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3307
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Sniper
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2691
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Pyro
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1453
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2976
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Scout
Keep that cart movin'!
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742
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5440
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Demoman
Another satisfied customer!
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3401
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Engineer
There ya go!
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1004
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Sniper
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4392
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Sniper
Help!
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3791
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Sniper
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3977
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Spy
Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
No problem!
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1940
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Scout
Right right!
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759
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Medic
Negatory!
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Soldier
Security Alert!
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Announcer
Commence team scramble, now!
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639
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Announcer
I Spy with my little eye!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Pyro
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5933
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Scout
Apologies
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1377
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Spy
Well done!
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991
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Medic
Wha!
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Scout
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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907
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Sniper
Stay close, guys!
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Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Spy
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
Pa-pow!
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Soldier
You cannot beat me!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1918
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Demoman
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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Sniper
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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Soldier
Dodgy!
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Sniper
Nope
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Engineer
Your guns are for babies!
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Heavy
*hiss*
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Spy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1800
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Soldier
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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Soldier
Ours now!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Heavy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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Demoman
Bang! I make it look easy!
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Scout
Dominated, you snake!
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Engineer
Don't hide behind your toys lad!
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Demoman
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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Engineer
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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Soldier
Thanks!
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920
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Sniper
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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Announcer
Spy around here!
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Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
Must I defend this point myself?
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1083
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Medic
That ain't the right way guys!
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Scout
Mongrel!
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Sniper
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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Sniper
Aw hell!
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2891
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Engineer
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Scout
It's all up to you now!
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Announcer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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Announcer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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Soldier
Agh, where is cart going?
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Heavy
I am big war hero!
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Heavy
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
Get on the point, wanker!
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Sniper
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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771
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Announcer
Now that is what I want to see!
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Soldier
You are great doctor!
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Heavy
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Sniper
*burp*
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3203
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
Thank you, my friend!
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Spy
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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Heavy
Boom!
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Soldier
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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Medic
There's a dinger for ya!
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774
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Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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Sniper
Augh... no
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4087
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Soldier
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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Heavy
Now that was a proper bloody routin
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Sniper
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