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Boo!
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11797
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Engineer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11777
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11737
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Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11727
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Spy
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11701
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Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11688
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Sniper
Okay, mate!
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11666
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Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11614
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Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11578
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Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11514
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Spy
*gibberish*
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11470
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Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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11448
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Spy
Medic!
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11443
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Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11422
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Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11332
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Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11254
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Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11250
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Scout
*critical death*
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11106
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Soldier
Ja!
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11051
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Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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11046
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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11015
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10934
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Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10839
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Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10763
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Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10743
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Soldier
*critical death*
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10723
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Demoman
Medic!
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10674
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Medic
I am fully charged!
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10658
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Medic
Let's do it!
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10643
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Demoman
I never really was on your side!
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10634
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Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10575
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Heavy
I think not!
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10557
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Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10528
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Heavy
Heck yes!
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10508
Who:
Engineer
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10426
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Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10426
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10409
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Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10396
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Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10374
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Soldier
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10353
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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10323
Who:
Engineer
Freedom!
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10297
Who:
Demoman
This is not a trick.
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10256
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10240
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Sniper
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10226
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Announcer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10217
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Heavy
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10208
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10162
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Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10114
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10108
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Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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10055
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Scout
*long laugh*
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10015
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Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10008
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Sniper
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9983
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Demoman
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9912
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Soldier
*screams*
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9909
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Spy
*critical death*
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9889
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Engineer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9768
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9742
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Pyro
I feel tres bon!
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9731
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Spy
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9724
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Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9724
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Engineer
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9708
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Medic
They can go to hell!
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9497
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Pyro
Yes!
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9434
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Medic
Piece of piss!
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9428
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Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9398
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Pyro
Kaboom!
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9374
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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9367
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Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9361
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Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9340
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Heavy
Get on point, stupid!
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9317
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9315
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9298
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Scout
*laughter*
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9296
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Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9292
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Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9245
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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9113
Who:
Engineer
That was delicious!
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9098
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Heavy
No!
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9090
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Soldier
Boo!
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9084
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Heavy
What?!
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9062
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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9034
Who:
Soldier
Now, doctor... now!
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9030
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Sniper
Gotta move that gear up!
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9026
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9014
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Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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9009
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Soldier
*critical death*
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8994
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Medic
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8987
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Heavy
No!
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8974
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Medic
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8967
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Spy
Heartwarming
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8947
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8885
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Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8876
Who:
Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8793
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8780
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Medic
Buildin' a sentry!
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8770
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Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8758
Who:
Spy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8750
Who:
Spy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8710
Who:
Demoman
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