Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
Listens:
11428
Who:
Engineer
Not another cruddy tie!
Listens:
11364
Who:
Pyro
It seems I am not the only Spy
Listens:
11362
Who:
Spy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
Listens:
11357
Who:
Sniper
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
Listens:
11327
Who:
Medic
All of you are babies!
Listens:
11294
Who:
Heavy
Okay, mate!
Listens:
11270
Who:
Sniper
Spy, gentlemen
Listens:
11202
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
Listens:
11197
Who:
Demoman
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
Listens:
11181
Who:
Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
Listens:
11178
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
Listens:
11175
Who:
Heavy
And another thing: you're ugly!
Listens:
11066
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
Listens:
10975
Who:
Scout
Augh.. merde...
Listens:
10963
Who:
Spy
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
Listens:
10942
Who:
Scout
Ohh, it is sad day!
Listens:
10894
Who:
Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
Listens:
10831
Who:
Medic
Ja!
Listens:
10816
Who:
Medic
Nah
Listens:
10709
Who:
Sniper
FIRE!
Listens:
10643
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
Listens:
10621
Who:
Soldier
Sandvich make me strong!
Listens:
10495
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
Listens:
10383
Who:
Spy
I think not!
Listens:
10380
Who:
Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
Listens:
10374
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, cupcake!
Listens:
10358
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
Listens:
10337
Who:
Medic
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
Listens:
10256
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
Listens:
10228
Who:
Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
Listens:
10225
Who:
Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
Listens:
10197
Who:
Scout
Peek-a-boo!
Listens:
10150
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
Listens:
10114
Who:
Medic
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
Listens:
10073
Who:
Scout
This is not a trick.
Listens:
10028
Who:
Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
Listens:
10015
Who:
Sniper
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
Listens:
10008
Who:
Soldier
Let's do it!
Listens:
10007
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
Listens:
9990
Who:
Engineer
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
Listens:
9972
Who:
Engineer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
Listens:
9965
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
Listens:
9926
Who:
Announcer
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
Listens:
9916
Who:
Demoman
The burning you feel? It is shame!
Listens:
9894
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
9881
Who:
Demoman
Freedom!
Listens:
9794
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
Listens:
9771
Who:
Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
Listens:
9758
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
Listens:
9742
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
Listens:
9728
Who:
Engineer
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
Listens:
9710
Who:
Demoman
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
Listens:
9693
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
Listens:
9636
Who:
Sniper
I feel tres bon!
Listens:
9544
Who:
Spy
*screams*
Listens:
9520
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
Listens:
9500
Who:
Engineer
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
Listens:
9478
Who:
Engineer
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
Listens:
9453
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
Listens:
9445
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
Listens:
9436
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
Listens:
9330
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire!
Listens:
9243
Who:
Pyro
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
Listens:
9243
Who:
Scout
Piece of piss!
Listens:
9240
Who:
Sniper
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
Listens:
9224
Who:
Spy
Yes!
Listens:
9206
Who:
Medic
All of you are dead!
Listens:
9116
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Listens:
9102
Who:
Scout
Get on point, stupid!
Listens:
9098
Who:
Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
Listens:
9086
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom!
Listens:
9034
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
9031
Who:
Heavy
*laughter*
Listens:
8984
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
Listens:
8972
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
Listens:
8960
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
8933
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
Listens:
8864
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
Listens:
8837
Who:
Engineer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
Listens:
8815
Who:
Heavy
That was delicious!
Listens:
8796
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
Listens:
8786
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor... now!
Listens:
8777
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
Listens:
8723
Who:
Soldier
No!
Listens:
8650
Who:
Soldier
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
Listens:
8644
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
Listens:
8641
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
Listens:
8633
Who:
Medic
No!
Listens:
8632
Who:
Medic
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
Listens:
8630
Who:
Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
Listens:
8599
Who:
Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
Listens:
8587
Who:
Demoman
Is this... mon dieu!
Listens:
8570
Who:
Spy
What?!
Listens:
8540
Who:
Scout
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
Listens:
8536
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
Listens:
8522
Who:
Medic
Hello again, dumb-bell!
Listens:
8513
Who:
Spy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
Listens:
8458
Who:
Medic
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
Listens:
8433
Who:
Heavy
Buildin' a sentry!
Listens:
8423
Who:
Engineer
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
