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Boo!
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11757
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11720
Who:
Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11696
Who:
Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11677
Who:
Engineer
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11659
Who:
Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11643
Who:
Sniper
Okay, mate!
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11630
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11579
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11542
Who:
Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11456
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Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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11431
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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11425
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11397
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11397
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11276
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11219
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11211
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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11031
Who:
Soldier
Ja!
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11026
Who:
Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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11020
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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10984
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10905
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10799
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, cupcake!
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10667
Who:
Soldier
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10657
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Demoman
*critical death*
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10654
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Demoman
Medic!
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10630
Who:
Medic
I never really was on your side!
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10605
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
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10601
Who:
Medic
Let's do it!
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10587
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Demoman
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10550
Who:
Heavy
I think not!
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10541
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Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10501
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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10470
Who:
Engineer
Peek-a-boo!
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10403
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10394
Who:
Heavy
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10383
Who:
Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10354
Who:
Soldier
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10349
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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10288
Who:
Engineer
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10259
Who:
Demoman
Freedom!
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10243
Who:
Demoman
This is not a trick.
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10237
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10219
Who:
Sniper
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10196
Who:
Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10175
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Heavy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10165
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10115
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Scout
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10093
Who:
Engineer
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10072
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9977
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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9974
Who:
Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9950
Who:
Scout
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9949
Who:
Demoman
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9881
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Soldier
*screams*
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9859
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9843
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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9712
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9701
Who:
Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9696
Who:
Engineer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9684
Who:
Spy
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9678
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9670
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
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9475
Who:
Pyro
Piece of piss!
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9400
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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9393
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire!
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9377
Who:
Pyro
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9336
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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9327
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Heavy
Kaboom!
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9321
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Soldier
All of you are dead!
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9309
Who:
Heavy
Get on point, stupid!
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9282
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9275
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9266
Who:
Scout
*laughter*
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9258
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9232
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9217
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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9076
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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9063
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9055
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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9027
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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9012
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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8998
Who:
Soldier
What?!
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8982
Who:
Scout
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8961
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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8959
Who:
Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8959
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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8953
Who:
Medic
Gotta move that gear up!
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8949
Who:
Engineer
No!
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8936
Who:
Medic
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8915
Who:
Spy
Heartwarming
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8910
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8847
Who:
Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8832
Who:
Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8752
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8746
Who:
Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
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8729
Who:
Spy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8719
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8717
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8622
Who:
Scout
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