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Boo!
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10472
Who:
Engineer
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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10462
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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10434
Who:
Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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10311
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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10237
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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10211
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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10206
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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10186
Who:
Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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10147
Who:
Scout
Ohh, it is sad day!
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10135
Who:
Heavy
Ja!
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10130
Who:
Medic
Oh no!
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10103
Who:
Spy
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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10094
Who:
Engineer
Augh.. merde...
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10063
Who:
Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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10044
Who:
Engineer
Darn
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10010
Who:
Engineer
Nah
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10000
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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9850
Who:
Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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9788
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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9782
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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9746
Who:
Heavy
I think not!
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9743
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9697
Who:
Demoman
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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9625
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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9597
Who:
Engineer
C'mere, cupcake!
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9575
Who:
Soldier
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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9530
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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9493
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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9488
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9449
Who:
Engineer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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9426
Who:
Heavy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9404
Who:
Sniper
Peek-a-boo!
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9377
Who:
Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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9340
Who:
Announcer
This is not a trick.
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9337
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
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9326
Who:
Medic
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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9301
Who:
Soldier
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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9257
Who:
Scout
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9184
Who:
Soldier
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9119
Who:
Demoman
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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9102
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9099
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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9089
Who:
Engineer
Let's do it!
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8991
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8972
Who:
Sniper
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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8957
Who:
Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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8950
Who:
Scout
Freedom!
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8901
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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8897
Who:
Spy
I feel tres bon!
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8736
Who:
Spy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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8698
Who:
Medic
Piece of piss!
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8673
Who:
Sniper
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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8652
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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8648
Who:
Medic
Get on point, stupid!
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8618
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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8590
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire!
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8576
Who:
Pyro
They can go to hell!
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8551
Who:
Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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8546
Who:
Engineer
All of you are dead!
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8528
Who:
Heavy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8418
Who:
Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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8402
Who:
Demoman
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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8348
Who:
Spy
Heartwarming
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8347
Who:
Spy
That was delicious!
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8336
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom!
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8329
Who:
Soldier
Now, doctor... now!
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8325
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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8319
Who:
Scout
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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8293
Who:
Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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8285
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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8280
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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8268
Who:
Pyro
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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8267
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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8243
Who:
Heavy
*screams*
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8143
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8033
Who:
Soldier
Dammit!
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8027
Who:
Engineer
*laughter*
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8004
Who:
Heavy
Schnell, raus raus!
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7990
Who:
Medic
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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7985
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7981
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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7950
Who:
Heavy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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7947
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7930
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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7900
Who:
Sniper
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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7898
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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7854
Who:
Soldier
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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7833
Who:
Soldier
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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7830
Who:
Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7812
Who:
Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
Listens:
7804
Who:
Spy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7792
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7788
Who:
Soldier
Buildin' a sentry!
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7787
Who:
Engineer
I do believe I'm on fire!
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7775
Who:
Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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7751
Who:
Demoman
No!
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7741
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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7717
Who:
Sniper
No!
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7707
Who:
Soldier
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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7704
Who:
Spy
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