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Boo!
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11834
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Engineer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11828
Who:
Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11754
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Spy
That just ain't right!
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11753
Who:
Engineer
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11727
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Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11714
Who:
Sniper
Okay, mate!
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11714
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11631
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11619
Who:
Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11545
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Spy
*gibberish*
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11518
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11501
Who:
Heavy
Spy, gentlemen
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11471
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Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11437
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11376
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11281
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11277
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Scout
*critical death*
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11159
Who:
Soldier
Ja!
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11089
Who:
Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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11072
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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11067
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10952
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10878
Who:
Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10819
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10796
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Soldier
*critical death*
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10788
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Demoman
Medic!
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10711
Who:
Medic
I am fully charged!
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10695
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Medic
Let's do it!
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10683
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Demoman
I never really was on your side!
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10652
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Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10616
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Heavy
I think not!
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10583
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Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10556
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Heavy
Heck yes!
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10536
Who:
Engineer
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10457
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Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10446
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Spy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10429
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Scout
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10427
Who:
Demoman
Engineer is credit to team!
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10423
Who:
Heavy
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10403
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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10353
Who:
Engineer
Freedom!
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10336
Who:
Demoman
This is not a trick.
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10272
Who:
Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10261
Who:
Sniper
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10258
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10254
Who:
Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10231
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10201
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Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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10172
Who:
Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10135
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10123
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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10038
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10033
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Sniper
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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10001
Who:
Demoman
*screams*
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9963
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Spy
*critical death*
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9938
Who:
Engineer
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9923
Who:
Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9810
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9771
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Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9752
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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9752
Who:
Spy
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9740
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Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9723
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
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9511
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Pyro
Yes!
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9456
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Medic
Piece of piss!
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9450
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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9412
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire!
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9411
Who:
Pyro
Kaboom!
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9400
Who:
Soldier
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9380
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Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9356
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Heavy
*critical death*
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9355
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Sniper
Get on point, stupid!
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9331
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9329
Who:
Scout
*laughter*
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9328
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9327
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9263
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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9155
Who:
Engineer
That was delicious!
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9117
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9114
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9114
Who:
Soldier
What?!
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9103
Who:
Scout
Gotta move that gear up!
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9072
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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9062
Who:
Soldier
Now, doctor... now!
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9058
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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9046
Who:
Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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9041
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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9021
Who:
Medic
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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9014
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9008
Who:
Medic
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8989
Who:
Spy
Heartwarming
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8964
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8904
Who:
Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8895
Who:
Demoman
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8837
Who:
Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8819
Who:
Engineer
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8808
Who:
Spy
Schnell, raus raus!
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8804
Who:
Medic
Buildin' a sentry!
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8788
Who:
Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8773
Who:
Spy
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