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Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11981
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11962
Who:
Medic
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11848
Who:
Medic
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11847
Who:
Spy
Okay, mate!
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11821
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11814
Who:
Sniper
That just ain't right!
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11796
Who:
Engineer
Not another cruddy tie!
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11689
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11670
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Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11647
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Spy
*gibberish*
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11589
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11586
Who:
Heavy
Spy, gentlemen
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11541
Who:
Spy
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11524
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11501
Who:
Sniper
Augh.. merde...
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11403
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11365
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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11325
Who:
Soldier
FIRE!
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11202
Who:
Demoman
Ja!
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11181
Who:
Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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11141
Who:
Medic
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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11067
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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11016
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10971
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Heavy
*critical death*
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10965
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Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10936
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Soldier
Let's do it!
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10896
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Demoman
I am fully charged!
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10843
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Medic
Medic!
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10826
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Medic
I never really was on your side!
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10744
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Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10715
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Heavy
I think not!
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10674
Who:
Spy
Heck yes!
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10651
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10635
Who:
Heavy
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10614
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10569
Who:
Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10527
Who:
Soldier
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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10523
Who:
Scout
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10520
Who:
Scout
Freedom!
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10504
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Demoman
Peek-a-boo!
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10496
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10487
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10474
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Engineer
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10377
Who:
Sniper
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10351
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10343
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Announcer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10340
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Heavy
This is not a trick.
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10330
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Spy
*severe pain*
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10313
Who:
Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10212
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Spy
*critical death*
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10169
Who:
Engineer
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10168
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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10137
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10123
Who:
Sniper
*screams*
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10096
Who:
Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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10089
Who:
Demoman
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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10015
Who:
Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9943
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9881
Who:
Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9822
Who:
Engineer
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9818
Who:
Pyro
I feel tres bon!
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9813
Who:
Spy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9799
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
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9558
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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9541
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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9520
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Heavy
Piece of piss!
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9517
Who:
Sniper
Kaboom!
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9505
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Soldier
Dammit!
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9490
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Engineer
*critical death*
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9468
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9463
Who:
Pyro
All of you are dead!
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9446
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Heavy
*laughter*
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9440
Who:
Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9425
Who:
Demoman
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9421
Who:
Engineer
Get on point, stupid!
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9394
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9394
Who:
Scout
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9331
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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9266
Who:
Scout
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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9227
Who:
Scout
No!
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9221
Who:
Soldier
Gotta move that gear up!
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9203
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9192
Who:
Sniper
That was delicious!
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9191
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9180
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9179
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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9175
Who:
Soldier
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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9146
Who:
Soldier
Now, doctor... now!
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9100
Who:
Sniper
I do believe I'm on fire!
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9098
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Spy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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9088
Who:
Demoman
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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9082
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9079
Who:
Medic
Heartwarming
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9016
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8983
Who:
Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8977
Who:
Demoman
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8941
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8905
Who:
Engineer
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8895
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8892
Who:
Medic
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