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Boo!
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11806
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Engineer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11787
Who:
Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11746
Who:
Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11732
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Spy
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11707
Who:
Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11695
Who:
Sniper
Okay, mate!
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11671
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11619
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11590
Who:
Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11524
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Spy
*gibberish*
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11478
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11474
Who:
Heavy
Spy, gentlemen
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11453
Who:
Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11426
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11350
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11263
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11260
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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11129
Who:
Soldier
Thank you Engineer!
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11062
Who:
Medic
Ja!
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11058
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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11032
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10941
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10848
Who:
Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10785
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10754
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Soldier
*critical death*
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10743
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Demoman
Medic!
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10684
Who:
Medic
I am fully charged!
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10667
Who:
Medic
Let's do it!
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10662
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Demoman
I never really was on your side!
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10639
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Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10585
Who:
Heavy
I think not!
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10563
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Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10533
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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10513
Who:
Engineer
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10432
Who:
Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10431
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10414
Who:
Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10405
Who:
Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10375
Who:
Soldier
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10368
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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10338
Who:
Engineer
Freedom!
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10308
Who:
Demoman
This is not a trick.
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10260
Who:
Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10247
Who:
Sniper
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10238
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10232
Who:
Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10215
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10182
Who:
Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10118
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10110
Who:
Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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10075
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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10022
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10015
Who:
Sniper
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9986
Who:
Demoman
*screams*
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9930
Who:
Spy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9913
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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9907
Who:
Engineer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9781
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9751
Who:
Pyro
I feel tres bon!
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9740
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Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9730
Who:
Engineer
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9729
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Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9714
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
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9499
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Pyro
Yes!
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9442
Who:
Medic
Piece of piss!
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9438
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9402
Who:
Pyro
Kaboom!
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9381
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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9379
Who:
Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9368
Who:
Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9345
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9335
Who:
Sniper
Get on point, stupid!
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9320
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9308
Who:
Scout
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9307
Who:
Engineer
*laughter*
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9303
Who:
Heavy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9252
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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9123
Who:
Engineer
That was delicious!
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9102
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9099
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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9087
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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9075
Who:
Scout
Now, doctor... now!
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9044
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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9044
Who:
Soldier
Gotta move that gear up!
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9033
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9029
Who:
Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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9017
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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9006
Who:
Medic
No!
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8994
Who:
Medic
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8988
Who:
Heavy
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8970
Who:
Spy
Heartwarming
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8950
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8888
Who:
Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8882
Who:
Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8797
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8785
Who:
Medic
Buildin' a sentry!
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8772
Who:
Engineer
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8765
Who:
Spy
Is this... mon dieu!
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8763
Who:
Spy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8750
Who:
Demoman
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