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Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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Sniper
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11237
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Spy
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11225
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Medic
All of you are babies!
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11198
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Heavy
Okay, mate!
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11156
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Sniper
Spy, gentlemen
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11134
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Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11104
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Sniper
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11101
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Spy
*critical death*
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11090
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Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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11080
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Engineer
Medic!
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11079
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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11058
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Demoman
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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10851
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Scout
And another thing: you're ugly!
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10838
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Engineer
Augh.. merde...
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10826
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Spy
Ohh, it is sad day!
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10774
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Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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10762
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Medic
Ja!
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10704
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Medic
Nah
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10617
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Sniper
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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10489
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Scout
FIRE!
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10471
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Demoman
*critical death*
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10400
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Soldier
Sandvich make me strong!
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10383
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Heavy
I think not!
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10298
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Spy
I never really was on your side!
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10279
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Spy
Medic!
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10248
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Medic
C'mere, cupcake!
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10234
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Soldier
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10169
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Heavy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10166
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Heavy
Heck yes!
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10113
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Engineer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10033
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Spy
I am fully charged!
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9984
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Medic
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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9968
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Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9945
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Sniper
This is not a trick.
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9942
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9923
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Engineer
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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9915
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Soldier
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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9908
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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9896
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Engineer
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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9812
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Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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9758
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Heavy
Let's do it!
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9735
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Demoman
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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9681
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Demoman
Freedom!
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9657
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9655
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Demoman
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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9631
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Spy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9617
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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9580
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Scout
*long laugh*
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9575
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Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Demoman
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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9461
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Demoman
I feel tres bon!
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9430
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Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9366
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Engineer
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9352
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Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9323
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Medic
*screams*
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9317
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Spy
*critical death*
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9293
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Pyro
They can go to hell!
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9272
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Pyro
*critical death*
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9261
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Engineer
Fire! Fire!
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9177
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Pyro
Piece of piss!
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9173
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Sniper
Yes!
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9137
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Medic
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Scout
Get on point, stupid!
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Heavy
All of you are dead!
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9032
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Heavy
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9011
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Spy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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8915
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Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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8876
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Engineer
Kaboom!
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Soldier
*laughter*
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8799
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Heavy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8774
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Heavy
Heartwarming
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8751
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Spy
*critical death*
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8743
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Sniper
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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8743
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Heavy
Boo!
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8733
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Heavy
Dammit!
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8731
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Engineer
That was delicious!
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8712
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Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8711
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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8576
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Soldier
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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Soldier
No!
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8521
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Medic
No!
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8511
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Soldier
*critical death*
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8500
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Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8491
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Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8478
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Spy
*critical death*
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8468
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Medic
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8461
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Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8459
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Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8457
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Demoman
Schnell, raus raus!
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8434
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Medic
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8434
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Spy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8409
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Medic
What?!
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8406
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Scout
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8376
Who:
Heavy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8335
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Engineer
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