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Boo!
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11717
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11686
Who:
Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11632
Who:
Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11621
Who:
Engineer
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11608
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Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11599
Who:
Sniper
Okay, mate!
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11573
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11542
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11514
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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11402
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Demoman
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11399
Who:
Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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11395
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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11366
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11356
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11199
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11172
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11168
Who:
Scout
Thank you Engineer!
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10995
Who:
Medic
Ja!
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10985
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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10977
Who:
Soldier
FIRE!
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10938
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10880
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10745
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, cupcake!
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10641
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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10571
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Medic
I never really was on your side!
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10569
Who:
Spy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10546
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Demoman
I am fully charged!
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10543
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Medic
*critical death*
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10540
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Demoman
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10530
Who:
Heavy
I think not!
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10511
Who:
Spy
Let's do it!
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10503
Who:
Demoman
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10446
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Heavy
Heck yes!
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10428
Who:
Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
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10374
Who:
Heavy
Peek-a-boo!
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10351
Who:
Spy
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10340
Who:
Scout
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10319
Who:
Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10317
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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10257
Who:
Engineer
This is not a trick.
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10207
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10193
Who:
Sniper
Freedom!
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10186
Who:
Demoman
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10177
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Demoman
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10146
Who:
Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10140
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Heavy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10136
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10081
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Scout
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10075
Who:
Engineer
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10024
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Spy
*long laugh*
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9953
Who:
Engineer
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9929
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9887
Who:
Sniper
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9856
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Soldier
*screams*
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9808
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Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9808
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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9782
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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9683
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Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9670
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9664
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Pyro
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9647
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9628
Who:
Medic
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9617
Who:
Spy
They can go to hell!
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9454
Who:
Pyro
Piece of piss!
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9355
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Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9354
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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9347
Who:
Medic
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9303
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Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9285
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Heavy
Kaboom!
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9273
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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9272
Who:
Heavy
Get on point, stupid!
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9243
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9242
Who:
Scout
*laughter*
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9221
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9218
Who:
Sniper
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9190
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9184
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9026
Who:
Heavy
No!
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9025
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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8998
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8992
Who:
Sniper
Dammit!
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8971
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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8942
Who:
Soldier
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8927
Who:
Heavy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8922
Who:
Soldier
What?!
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8916
Who:
Scout
Gotta move that gear up!
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8899
Who:
Engineer
No!
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8899
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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8898
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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8897
Who:
Medic
Heartwarming
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8882
Who:
Spy
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8864
Who:
Spy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8823
Who:
Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8789
Who:
Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8721
Who:
Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8714
Who:
Spy
Schnell, raus raus!
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8700
Who:
Medic
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8681
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8665
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8597
Who:
Scout
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