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Boo!
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11509
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Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11460
Who:
Spy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11417
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11414
Who:
Pyro
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11383
Who:
Medic
All of you are babies!
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11363
Who:
Heavy
Okay, mate!
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11331
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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11271
Who:
Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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11249
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Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11229
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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11221
Who:
Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11221
Who:
Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11201
Who:
Engineer
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11184
Who:
Scout
Augh.. merde...
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11026
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11024
Who:
Scout
Ohh, it is sad day!
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10951
Who:
Heavy
Ja!
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10882
Who:
Medic
Thank you Engineer!
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10863
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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10737
Who:
Demoman
Nah
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10736
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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10712
Who:
Soldier
Sandvich make me strong!
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10587
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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10443
Who:
Spy
I think not!
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10420
Who:
Spy
C'mere, cupcake!
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10420
Who:
Soldier
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10412
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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10377
Who:
Medic
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10305
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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10284
Who:
Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
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10262
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Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10218
Who:
Scout
I am fully charged!
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10214
Who:
Medic
Peek-a-boo!
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10194
Who:
Spy
Let's do it!
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10143
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10134
Who:
Scout
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10094
Who:
Demoman
This is not a trick.
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10071
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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10066
Who:
Engineer
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10061
Who:
Soldier
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10054
Who:
Sniper
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10007
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10000
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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9993
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Demoman
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9992
Who:
Engineer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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9959
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Heavy
Freedom!
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9905
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Demoman
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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9872
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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9842
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Spy
*severe pain*
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9833
Who:
Scout
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9817
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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9772
Who:
Engineer
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9740
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9706
Who:
Sniper
*screams*
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9601
Who:
Spy
I feel tres bon!
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9601
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9572
Who:
Engineer
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9538
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9511
Who:
Pyro
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9509
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9482
Who:
Medic
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9374
Who:
Scout
They can go to hell!
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9366
Who:
Pyro
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9327
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss!
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9271
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9269
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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9256
Who:
Medic
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9163
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Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9155
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9139
Who:
Scout
Get on point, stupid!
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9123
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom!
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9097
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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9092
Who:
Heavy
*laughter*
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9067
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9026
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9019
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9013
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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8899
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8887
Who:
Sniper
Dammit!
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8871
Who:
Engineer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8840
Who:
Heavy
That was delicious!
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8836
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
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8812
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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8773
Who:
Soldier
No!
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8739
Who:
Soldier
No!
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8732
Who:
Medic
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8719
Who:
Soldier
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8714
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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8713
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Sniper
*critical death*
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8705
Who:
Medic
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8673
Who:
Demoman
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8658
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Spy
What?!
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8652
Who:
Scout
Gotta move that gear up!
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8616
Who:
Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8606
Who:
Spy
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8580
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8569
Who:
Medic
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8567
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8498
Who:
Engineer
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8486
Who:
Medic
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