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Not another cruddy tie!
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Pyro
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11315
Who:
Spy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11298
Who:
Sniper
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11294
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Medic
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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11287
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Engineer
All of you are babies!
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11251
Who:
Heavy
Okay, mate!
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11226
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Sniper
Spy, gentlemen
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11175
Who:
Spy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11144
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Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11137
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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11127
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11121
Who:
Heavy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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10957
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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10907
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Scout
Augh.. merde...
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10898
Who:
Spy
Ohh, it is sad day!
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10852
Who:
Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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10802
Who:
Medic
Ja!
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10752
Who:
Medic
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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10747
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Scout
Nah
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10666
Who:
Sniper
FIRE!
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10587
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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10527
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Soldier
Sandvich make me strong!
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10444
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Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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10357
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Spy
I think not!
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10344
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Spy
Medic!
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10298
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Medic
C'mere, cupcake!
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10294
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Soldier
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10216
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10214
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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10199
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Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
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10199
Who:
Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10158
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Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10104
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
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10081
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Medic
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10026
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Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9993
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Sniper
This is not a trick.
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9992
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Spy
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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9953
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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9952
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Engineer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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9942
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Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9940
Who:
Engineer
Let's do it!
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9920
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Demoman
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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9865
Who:
Announcer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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9834
Who:
Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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9810
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Demoman
*critical death*
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9742
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Demoman
Freedom!
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9733
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9713
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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9707
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Spy
*severe pain*
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9681
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Scout
*long laugh*
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9657
Who:
Engineer
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9645
Who:
Soldier
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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9632
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Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9595
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Sniper
I feel tres bon!
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9506
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Spy
*screams*
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9447
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Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9427
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9417
Who:
Engineer
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9410
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9387
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Medic
*critical death*
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9385
Who:
Pyro
They can go to hell!
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9306
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire!
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9220
Who:
Pyro
Piece of piss!
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9218
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Sniper
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9164
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Scout
Yes!
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9161
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Medic
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9146
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Spy
All of you are dead!
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9076
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9072
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Scout
Get on point, stupid!
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9060
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Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9015
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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8988
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom!
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8945
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Soldier
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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8933
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Engineer
*laughter*
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8890
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Heavy
*critical death*
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8865
Who:
Sniper
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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8847
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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8808
Who:
Engineer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8795
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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8779
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
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8771
Who:
Spy
That was delicious!
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8759
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8744
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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8660
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Soldier
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8588
Who:
Soldier
No!
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8583
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Medic
No!
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8582
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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8578
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Sniper
*critical death*
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8570
Who:
Medic
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8566
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Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8548
Who:
Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8522
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Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8513
Who:
Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8498
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Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
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8489
Who:
Spy
What?!
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8475
Who:
Scout
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8468
Who:
Spy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8437
Who:
Medic
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8411
Who:
Heavy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8392
Who:
Engineer
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