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Everyone, I am on fire!
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11881
Who:
Medic
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11867
Who:
Engineer
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11782
Who:
Spy
That just ain't right!
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11765
Who:
Engineer
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11763
Who:
Medic
Okay, mate!
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11757
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11740
Who:
Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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11654
Who:
Pyro
All of you are babies!
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11642
Who:
Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11581
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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11540
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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11532
Who:
Heavy
Spy, gentlemen
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11494
Who:
Spy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11467
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11411
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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11326
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11304
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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11211
Who:
Soldier
Ja!
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11128
Who:
Medic
FIRE!
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11120
Who:
Demoman
Thank you Engineer!
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11093
Who:
Medic
Nah
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10969
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10909
Who:
Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10901
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10853
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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10838
Who:
Demoman
I am fully charged!
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10756
Who:
Medic
Let's do it!
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10745
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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10744
Who:
Medic
I never really was on your side!
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10691
Who:
Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10658
Who:
Heavy
I think not!
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10616
Who:
Spy
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10571
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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10558
Who:
Engineer
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10520
Who:
Scout
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10503
Who:
Demoman
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10460
Who:
Scout
Peek-a-boo!
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10456
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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10451
Who:
Heavy
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10448
Who:
Soldier
Freedom!
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10408
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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10374
Who:
Engineer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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10313
Who:
Scout
This is not a trick.
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10290
Who:
Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10284
Who:
Announcer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10282
Who:
Heavy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10277
Who:
Sniper
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10252
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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10237
Who:
Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10160
Who:
Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10130
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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10066
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10056
Who:
Sniper
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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10011
Who:
Demoman
*screams*
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9996
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9982
Who:
Engineer
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9950
Who:
Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9848
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9808
Who:
Pyro
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9784
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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9773
Who:
Spy
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9764
Who:
Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9759
Who:
Medic
They can go to hell!
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9526
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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9485
Who:
Medic
Piece of piss!
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9462
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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9451
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom!
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9439
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire!
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9429
Who:
Pyro
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9395
Who:
Demoman
All of you are dead!
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9386
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9386
Who:
Sniper
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9360
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9345
Who:
Scout
*laughter*
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9344
Who:
Heavy
Get on point, stupid!
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9344
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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9287
Who:
Engineer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9284
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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9164
Who:
Scout
No!
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9148
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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9142
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9134
Who:
Heavy
Gotta move that gear up!
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9111
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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9093
Who:
Soldier
Now, doctor... now!
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9074
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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9074
Who:
Sniper
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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9063
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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9056
Who:
Medic
No!
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9033
Who:
Medic
I do believe I'm on fire!
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9030
Who:
Spy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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9021
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
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8977
Who:
Spy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8954
Who:
Demoman
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8927
Who:
Demoman
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8922
Who:
Soldier
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8885
Who:
Scout
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8838
Who:
Spy
Schnell, raus raus!
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8836
Who:
Medic
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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8832
Who:
Engineer
Buildin' a sentry!
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8810
Who:
Engineer
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