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Is our cart now!
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814
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Heavy
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1472
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1392
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Sniper
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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Soldier
Success!
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13112
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Announcer
Hurry! The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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637
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Announcer
Augh!
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1568
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Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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2289
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2001
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Engineer
WE have the device!
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636
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Announcer
Run home to mama!
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1895
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Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2343
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1836
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Demoman
I have new weapon!
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1570
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1085
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Demoman
We make good team!
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1930
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Heavy
Good shot!
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2398
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Heavy
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4392
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Sniper
Go left!
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790
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Heavy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3984
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Sniper
Keep that cart movin'!
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742
Who:
Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1733
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Scout
But of course!
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7571
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2945
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Heavy
God save the Queen!
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6138
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Sniper
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4360
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Scout
Da, this will work
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5068
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Heavy
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1717
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Scout
*sings* Come on!
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1969
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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6114
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Demoman
Ha!
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1024
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Medic
Thanks, mate!
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1747
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Sniper
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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1022
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Scout
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1712
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Scout
Mongrel!
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1398
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3484
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2681
Who:
Heavy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2174
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Demoman
Join me at bomb cart!
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748
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2236
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Demoman
You failed!
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39707
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Announcer
Right!
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853
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Spy
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5562
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Heavy
Хорошо!
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329466
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Heavy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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4015
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Spy
That'll cut you back down to size!
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787
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Engineer
Go right!
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763
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Demoman
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10585
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Heavy
Good on ya, mates!
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1084
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Sniper
That was too easy mate!
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1501
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Sniper
Doctor!
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1407
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Spy
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8610
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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1994
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Medic
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1518
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Engineer
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2560
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Medic
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3642
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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4469
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Heavy
Come to bomb wagon!
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756
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Heavy
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1797
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Sniper
Fire!
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1426
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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848
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Scout
Woosh!
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3835
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1968
Who:
Scout
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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746
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Announcer
Wooo!
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1200
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Scout
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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971
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Engineer
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2087
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Soldier
Put up fists!
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1788
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Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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7036
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Scout
Thanks for the teleporter!
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813
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Soldier
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1292
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Sniper
Little, little man!
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1900
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Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1885
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Heavy
Move this gear up!
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976
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Medic
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
Very bad!
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5385
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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5529
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2444
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Sniper
Bonk!
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Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10375
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Soldier
No worries!
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1619
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Sniper
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38409
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Demoman
Get goin'!
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1229
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Demoman
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2534
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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30918
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Sniper
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11260
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Scout
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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638
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Announcer
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
Yes!
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2421
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Scout
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
I have rescued my intelligence!
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950
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Soldier
*grumble*
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1571
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Sniper
Yeah!
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1775
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Sniper
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17185
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Medic
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6276
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Heavy
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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794
Who:
Engineer
Huargh!
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15370
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Engineer
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3318
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Medic
Charge me doc!
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1566
Who:
Engineer
Aw, fellas!
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Scout
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