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Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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Soldier
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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Soldier
Fight me!
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Heavy
No!
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18559
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Demoman
Shall we?
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1846
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Spy
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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Scout
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4075
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Soldier
Yeah!
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1226
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Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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750
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Heavy
C'mon, move it up!
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765
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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808
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Announcer
Is not possible!
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35653
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Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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3983
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Demoman
Incoming!
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1071
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Scout
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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Heavy
The burning! The burning!
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1987
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Soldier
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10107
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Engineer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2023
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Heavy
I have rescued my intelligence!
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949
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Soldier
Help! Now!
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6021
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Heavy
*burp*
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2070
Who:
Announcer
Uh, little help?
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1873
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Scout
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28381
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Engineer
Push! Push the cart!
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759
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Heavy
I could use a hand defending here!
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939
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Spy
Thanks!
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1104
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Soldier
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1465
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2348
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Soldier
Our influence grows!
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3345
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Spy
Boo!
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3040
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Medic
My fists, they are made of steel!
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Heavy
Catch this!
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Scout
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1771
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Demoman
Sturm und drang!
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Medic
Deploy a teleporter here!
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847
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Soldier
Punk!
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856
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Scout
Coward!
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1321
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Spy
We have lost the control point!
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1786
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Announcer
Yeah!
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1729
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Sniper
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1972
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1484
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Engineer
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2123
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Heavy
Gotcha!
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1075
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Engineer
Start fighting now!
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Announcer
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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Scout
It's all up to you now!
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818
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Gutless!
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942
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Engineer
You look like death warn over!
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1557
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Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2212
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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Soldier
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Dispenser goin' up!
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Engineer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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897
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Sniper
You just got dominated, toy-maker!
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Soldier
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1650
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Scout
We have captured the center control point!
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Announcer
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1342
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Demoman
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3095
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Sniper
Nice aim!
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830
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Scout
You prancin' show-ponies
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1938
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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5158
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Medic
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Sentry down!
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Engineer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has dropped the suitcase!
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637
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Announcer
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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1076
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Sniper
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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Demoman
You camped the whole time for this?!
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Scout
Come here and defend!
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Sniper
N-augh!
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1538
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Spy
I am giant!
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1935
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Heavy
Batta-swing!
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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8618
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Spy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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Spy
Suprise!
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Spy
Batter up!
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860
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Scout
We are about to launch the rocket!
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641
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Announcer
Move it up, move it up!
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912
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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843
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Announcer
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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Soldier
Good!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Scout
*screams*
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22708
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Spy
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3309
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Demoman
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1070
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Sniper
After you!
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1014
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Spy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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Scout
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1292
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Sniper
Today is a good day!
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Soldier
Stupid bloody spies
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2068
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Sniper
Disguise that!
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798
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2473
Who:
Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15158
Who:
Heavy
Left!
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Heavy
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