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That Spy is an enemy!
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Sniper
Yeah!
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Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1792
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Medic
Piece of piss!
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9271
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Sniper
Get on point!
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717
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Heavy
Charge me herr doctor!
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Medic
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29580
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Heavy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8422
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Heavy
Nice aim!
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805
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Scout
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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Scout
Helluva shot, mister!
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1361
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Engineer
Fight me, coward!
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Heavy
I'll be seeing you!
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3914
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Spy
Heavy load comin' through!
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1459
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
Nah!
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7147
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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755
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Announcer
Good job, everyone!
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1919
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Heavy
You and me!
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733
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Scout
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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826
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Announcer
Yo! A little help here!
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2037
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Scout
Bap!
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Engineer
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
You failed!
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Announcer
Time to hide, cowards!
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Heavy
Mach schnell!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
Ripper, you little
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805
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Sniper
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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Demoman
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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Scout
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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Heavy
I require assistance!
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Spy
You prancin' show-ponies
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Sniper
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Yes!
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Demoman
Dummy!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1819
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Engineer
Los los!
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1244
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Medic
Keep pushing!
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877
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Heavy
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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Demoman
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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Announcer
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
Yo, incoming!
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Scout
Didn't hurt!
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Scout
Push!
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850
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Heavy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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Spy
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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Medic
Wunderbar!
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Medic
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1996
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Soldier
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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Soldier
Bon voyage, crouton!
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Soldier
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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Engineer
Maniac!
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Announcer
*whistles*
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Demoman
Nobody likes a squatter!
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Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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Sniper
You're alright, doc
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Engineer
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
Must I defend this point myself?
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Medic
Did you think I would forget you?
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Heavy
Go right!
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729
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Engineer
*sings*
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Heavy
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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781
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Engineer
*big laugh*
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Heavy
Get goin'!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Scout
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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989
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Engineer
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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Spy
Left!
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Heavy
Pow!
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Engineer
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
Fire!
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Pyro
*critical death*
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Medic
Much appreciated, doctor!
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940
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Spy
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
Yeah!
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Soldier
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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Engineer
Stupid stupid stupid!
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Heavy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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797
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Announcer
Crikey
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Sniper
I can not believe this!
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Scout
Come here, sissy!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Augh!
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2205
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Heavy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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Scout
Agh, where is cart going?
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980
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Heavy
Medic!
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Medic
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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Soldier
I destroy coward toys!
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Heavy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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Medic
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