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They have the suitcase!
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682
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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2081
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Heavy
Much obliged, partner
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2381
Who:
Engineer
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9696
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Engineer
Do it, doc, do it!
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7018
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Scout
WE have the suitcase!
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635
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Announcer
Incoming!
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13456
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Heavy
*laughs* Yeah...
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48389
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2851
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Engineer
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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772
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Announcer
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1941
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Engineer
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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769
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Announcer
Let's have a go at it!
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2831
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Sniper
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2987
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Soldier
Okay!
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6512
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Sniper
I love this doctor!
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7175
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Heavy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17645
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Spy
*long laugh*
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8229
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Soldier
Heh-heh-hah!
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916
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Scout
Incoming!
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1543
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Demoman
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2437
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34188
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Demoman
Help me!
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5131
Who:
Heavy
Bloody beaut'!
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1004
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Sniper
Splended!
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1043
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Spy
*severe pain*
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4584
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Medic
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5396
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Sniper
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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Scout
*whistles*
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Spy
That was all you!
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817
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Scout
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3472
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Demoman
Suprise!
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6246
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Spy
Incoming!
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3812
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Heavy
Get 'em, boyos!
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2809
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Demoman
Come help me capture this!
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898
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Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6913
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Demoman
To right!
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774
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1722
Who:
Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
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8729
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Spy
Now, doctor!
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2212
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Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3234
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Engineer
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6489
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Spy
Augh.. merde...
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11219
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Spy
Join me at bomb cart!
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734
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Heavy
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8434
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Scout
Heh-hah!
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883
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Scout
That there was a fine piece of work
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3168
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Engineer
Blow that up, cyclops!
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851
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Scout
Move it up, move it up!
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907
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Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7309
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Scout
Move it, lads!
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Demoman
Medic!
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34315
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Pyro
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4933
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Scout
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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829
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Scout
Seize the control points!
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637
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Announcer
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3953
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Demoman
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1924
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Scout
Yeah!
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1075
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Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2952
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Spy
Hey, look at me ma!
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2247
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Scout
Wicked!
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1105
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Scout
And this!
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1716
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3201
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Scout
You must not fail me again!
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1877
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Announcer
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1138
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Scout
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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636
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Announcer
To the cart!
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633
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Announcer
Let's do this Texas style!
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5679
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Engineer
Ripper you little!
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1145
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2929
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Heavy
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2887
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Heavy
Yes!
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3189
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Heavy
Woosh!
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3813
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Scout
Spot on!
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809
Who:
Sniper
Take that!
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1678
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Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2668
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Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9266
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Scout
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8847
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Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2014
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Announcer
Our influence grows!
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3336
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Spy
Was good trip!
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1796
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Heavy
Get on point!
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737
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Heavy
To the left!
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773
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Engineer
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2759
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Soldier
You're making me very cross!
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1708
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Demoman
Good on ya, mates!
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1078
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Sniper
That was delicious!
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9027
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1896
Who:
Announcer
Rally 'round! Help me capture this point!
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943
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Soldier
Who-aa!
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837
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Scout
Gotcha!
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1019
Who:
Scout
Thanks, doc!
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1443
Who:
Scout
I'm on fire now!
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5487
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Pyro
Sandvich make me strong!
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10799
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Heavy
Get along there, little doggies
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1027
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Engineer
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2241
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Soldier
Push!
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1087
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Heavy
*tsk*
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1883
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Demoman
Good shot, man
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1051
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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2047
Who:
Medic
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