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Good shooting!
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1174
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2403
Who:
Engineer
Alright!
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1142
Who:
Scout
Left house!
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966
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Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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2278
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Spy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6333
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Scout
Right right!
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749
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Medic
Yaaah!
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1217
Who:
Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1258
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1964
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Engineer
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4559
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Medic
Agh, cart is gone!
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1014
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Heavy
Cah-rit!
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1329
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Soldier
They have the Australium!
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631
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Announcer
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4734
Who:
Sniper
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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685
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Announcer
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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1052
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Scout
WE have the device!
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631
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Announcer
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1555
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Soldier
This is my intelligence!
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1328
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Soldier
Slap it now!
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4836
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Spy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1627
Who:
Scout
Achtung! Spy!
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7230
Who:
Medic
It is good day to be giant man!
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5131
Who:
Heavy
Shall we?
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1815
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Spy
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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747
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Sniper
Help!
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1730
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Spy
You better hold on to your head, mate
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973
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Sniper
Peek-a-boo!
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10356
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Spy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3033
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Demoman
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2157
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Heavy
Sniper is Spy!
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3220
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Heavy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4195
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Spy
Help capture point!
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1045
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Heavy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1931
Who:
Engineer
Right!
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853
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Heavy
Come to bomb wagon!
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745
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2835
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Pyro
*short laugh*!
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2236
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Medic
*gasps in pain*
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4193
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Spy
Five
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4667
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, gotcha!
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1190
Who:
Scout
*hiss*
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2781
Who:
Spy
Eaugh!
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2006
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell!
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4976
Who:
Demoman
Zwoosh!
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5028
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1450
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Sniper
Go right!
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743
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Medic
Spy!
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3842
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Demoman
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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652
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Announcer
You see that?!
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802
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Scout
*severe pain*
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10260
Who:
Engineer
Howdy, partner!
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2241
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Spy
Yeah!
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5367
Who:
Engineer
We got it!
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1012
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Engineer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6891
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Demoman
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1984
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Soldier
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2117
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Heavy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4205
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Scout
Jawhol!
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15046
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Medic
Giddy up!
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3393
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Engineer
Hey wimps!
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1068
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Scout
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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1289
Who:
Sniper
*hawk* *spit*
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1255
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3727
Who:
Scout
Dagh!
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2862
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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5469
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Demoman
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1198
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Demoman
Ja!
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10991
Who:
Medic
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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874
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Soldier
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2870
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Soldier
The mission has commenced!
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1036
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Announcer
Blammo!
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1240
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Soldier
Coward!
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1308
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Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1963
Who:
Engineer
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
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Soldier
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8929
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Heavy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4082
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Sniper
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1749
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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5365
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Demoman
Oh me mother Tilly
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4830
Who:
Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14188
Who:
Heavy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8590
Who:
Medic
That person is a spy!
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6846
Who:
Pyro
Left face!
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764
Who:
Soldier
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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952
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1465
Who:
Medic
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2047
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5349
Who:
Demoman
Oh please!
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2996
Who:
Spy
You did well!
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23202
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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8442
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34089
Who:
Demoman
Time to fight!
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732
Who:
Announcer
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
Who:
Announcer
Gear forward!
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754
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Soldier
*critical death*
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7272
Who:
Engineer
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5068
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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1128
Who:
Announcer
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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789
Who:
Engineer
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