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Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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646
Who:
Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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1157
Who:
Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1677
Who:
Spy
Help me capture the point!
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836
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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109375
Who:
Heavy
Yee-haw!
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6929
Who:
Engineer
Go left!
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751
Who:
Sniper
Hah!
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1070
Who:
Engineer
FIRE!
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11032
Who:
Demoman
*gibberish*
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4813
Who:
Demoman
Ya bloody pikers
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861
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1914
Who:
Announcer
You're all losers!
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1264
Who:
Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2126
Who:
Soldier
This is my intelligence!
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1386
Who:
Soldier
I am hero!
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1294
Who:
Heavy
Roger that!
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1221
Who:
Soldier
Let's do it!
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10662
Who:
Demoman
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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870
Who:
Scout
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4615
Who:
Medic
Left!
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849
Who:
Heavy
That ain't the right way guys!
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749
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2315
Who:
Soldier
Come, doctor!
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751
Who:
Heavy
Move 'em out!
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1310
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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9006
Who:
Medic
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1372
Who:
Engineer
That person is a spy!
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6887
Who:
Pyro
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2848
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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43671
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Heavy
Help!
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1797
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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4276
Who:
Demoman
Need some help here!
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1584
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2756
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4534
Who:
Engineer
Keep that cart movin'!
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742
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2976
Who:
Scout
Time to hide, cowards!
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1442
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss!
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9438
Who:
Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's last control point!
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786
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the teleport
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2972
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Pyro
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6827
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1536
Who:
Demoman
Agh
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1352
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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2567
Who:
Announcer
Thanks!
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920
Who:
Sniper
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32731
Who:
Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2016
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Spy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1847
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Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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2186
Who:
Sniper
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8288
Who:
Engineer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2834
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1375
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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3511
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Announcer
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1563
Who:
Engineer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1814
Who:
Scout
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8373
Who:
Medic
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1329
Who:
Scout
Ahahahahaha
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4683
Who:
Pyro
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1225
Who:
Engineer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1970
Who:
Soldier
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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842
Who:
Engineer
Oh please, just stay down!
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1880
Who:
Spy
Next time, try killing one of them!
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699
Who:
Announcer
Crikey
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1557
Who:
Sniper
No!
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17538
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Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2354
Who:
Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25702
Who:
Engineer
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1192
Who:
Scout
Prego!
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2692
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Spy
*severe pain*
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2354
Who:
Soldier
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3064
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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1129
Who:
Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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790
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
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4266
Who:
Spy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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4004
Who:
Scout
You will not be missed!
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1614
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14307
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Demoman
Top shelf!
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2722
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Spy
*long laugh*
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8292
Who:
Soldier
You're a crazed killer!
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741
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1468
Who:
Sniper
Come stand on the point!
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887
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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49463
Who:
Pyro
Charge now, doctor!
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5301
Who:
Heavy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2415
Who:
Heavy
Go left!
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827
Who:
Demoman
Who is with me?
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843
Who:
Spy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1366
Who:
Sniper
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1606
Who:
Sniper
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1179
Who:
Demoman
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2007
Who:
Spy
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12027
Who:
Scout
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1724
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2247
Who:
Spy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1759
Who:
Sniper
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1268
Who:
Engineer
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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641
Who:
Announcer
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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753
Who:
Scout
Good shooting!
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1197
Who:
Medic
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