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You wimps suck!
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Scout
Dude, we're on fire!
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Scout
Ready to charge!
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Medic
Downtown!
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797
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Scout
Dominated, fat man!
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1654
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Engineer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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Sniper
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1828
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Soldier
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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Demoman
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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Heavy
Gotcha, stretch!
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749
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Engineer
N-augh!
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1526
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Spy
If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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769
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Engineer
Yee-haw!
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6769
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Engineer
Thanks for ride!
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1026
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Heavy
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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1043
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Soldier
Need a sentry here!
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858
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Sniper
Gotcha, crouton!
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1030
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Soldier
Come, we fight like men!
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2583
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2349
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Scout
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3853
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Scout
Thank you doctor!
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925
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Spy
High five!
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3239
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Pyro
Let's do this!
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1112
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Scout
Now, doctor!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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10259
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Engineer
We have dropped the device!
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Announcer
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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Engineer
Way to go, paly!
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876
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Scout
You failed! The enemy has launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Charge me, doctor!
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Sniper
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3125
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Scout
Well done!
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Medic
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1625
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Scout
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1700
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Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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781
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Sniper
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1523
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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4898
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Sniper
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
Your luck runs out!
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1630
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Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3229
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Engineer
Boo!
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3009
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Medic
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5354
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Sniper
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4653
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Spy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1790
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Demoman
The device has returned to the drop site.
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628
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Announcer
I will never stop killing you!
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1534
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Scout
*laugh* You got owned!
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Scout
That Spy ain't one of us!
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Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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Sniper
Job well done!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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6134
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Engineer
Yes!
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8441
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Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1834
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Scout
Augh!
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1526
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Spy
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3932
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Spy
Eat my dust!
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2148
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Scout
*critical death*
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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5115
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Medic
Ka-bluey!
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2441
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Demoman
Augh
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Medic
Medic!
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Soldier
Oh no!
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12385
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Spy
We need a dispenser right here!
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4236
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Engineer
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8577
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Scout
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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874
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Soldier
Yeah!
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Scout
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1898
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Sniper
Affirmative!
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797
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Soldier
Bap!
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Engineer
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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Soldier
Go go go!
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992
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Sniper
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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Medic
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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Scout
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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Sniper
Many thanks!
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Spy
Burn. In. Hell!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Pyro
A Spy!
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2731
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Heavy
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1456
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Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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2149
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Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1851
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2475
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Spy
Let's do this Texas style!
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5639
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Engineer
Today is a good day!
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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Demoman
Help capture point!
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1045
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Heavy
Move! schnell!
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Medic
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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Engineer
Didn't hurt!
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Scout
Negatory!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2284
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Pyro
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Doc!
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Engineer
That'll cut you back down to size!
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776
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Engineer
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Well don't that beat all?
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Engineer
Our influence grows!
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Spy
What've we learned? I always win!
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3215
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Scout
Eat it fatty!
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Scout
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