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Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3860
Who:
Demoman
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3855
Who:
Engineer
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3851
Who:
Spy
Yeah...
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3850
Who:
Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3846
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*!
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3844
Who:
Medic
The Medic is a Spy!
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3843
Who:
Medic
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3839
Who:
Demoman
Four
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3830
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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3821
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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3811
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3808
Who:
Scout
Charge me herr doctor!
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3801
Who:
Medic
My skill is wasted on this team
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3791
Who:
Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3791
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3765
Who:
Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3764
Who:
Sniper
Spy!
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3762
Who:
Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3762
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3738
Who:
Soldier
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3736
Who:
Scout
This did not just happen!
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3730
Who:
Scout
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3729
Who:
Spy
I did what I could...
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3724
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3718
Who:
Announcer
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3717
Who:
Medic
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3714
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3708
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Sniper
*big laugh*
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3702
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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3698
Who:
Heavy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3698
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3692
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Soldier
The dispenser goes here!
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3685
Who:
Medic
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3685
Who:
Medic
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3682
Who:
Engineer
Woosh!
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3679
Who:
Scout
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3675
Who:
Spy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3674
Who:
Spy
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3673
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3659
Who:
Sniper
Ah, good night Irene!
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3650
Who:
Engineer
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3642
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3639
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3639
Who:
Scout
We lose, but they do not win?
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3636
Who:
Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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3626
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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3620
Who:
Sniper
Work, damnit!
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3617
Who:
Scout
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3611
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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3610
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3610
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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3607
Who:
Announcer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3607
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3606
Who:
Announcer
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3605
Who:
Scout
Danke camarade!
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3603
Who:
Medic
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3600
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Soldier
I built that!
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3598
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3595
Who:
Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3591
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3580
Who:
Heavy
My appreciation, amigo!
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3570
Who:
Spy
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3563
Who:
Demoman
Doc, c'mon man!
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3557
Who:
Scout
Well don't that beat all?
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3549
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3535
Who:
Medic
Thank you doctor!
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3520
Who:
Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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3516
Who:
Pyro
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3512
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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3507
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Medic
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3506
Who:
Demoman
Many thanks!
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3504
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Spy
I am credit to team!
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3502
Who:
Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3501
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3492
Who:
Scout
Gesundheit!
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3479
Who:
Medic
Dispenser goin' up!
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3477
Who:
Engineer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3474
Who:
Announcer
Hit me!
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3473
Who:
Pyro
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3466
Who:
Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3463
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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3462
Who:
Demoman
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3447
Who:
Soldier
I see ya!
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3443
Who:
Sniper
Five!
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3441
Who:
Announcer
You big-head wankers!
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3434
Who:
Sniper
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3434
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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3427
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3422
Who:
Announcer
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3419
Who:
Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3414
Who:
Demoman
Okay!
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3414
Who:
Soldier
Stupid bloody spies!
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3407
Who:
Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3405
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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3402
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3399
Who:
Heavy
I feel alive!
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3395
Who:
Heavy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3393
Who:
Heavy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3384
Who:
Demoman
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3382
Who:
Medic
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