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Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3441
Who:
Announcer
No...
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3437
Who:
Soldier
Charge me herr doctor!
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3431
Who:
Medic
*growl*
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3423
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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3411
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3404
Who:
Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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3403
Who:
Demoman
We lose, but they do not win?
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3399
Who:
Heavy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3393
Who:
Medic
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3393
Who:
Spy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3392
Who:
Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3389
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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3385
Who:
Heavy
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3382
Who:
Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3380
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3378
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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3377
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
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3374
Who:
Demoman
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3363
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3362
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3357
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3354
Who:
Spy
Yeah...
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3348
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3347
Who:
Engineer
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3346
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Spy
Yeah!
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3345
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3343
Who:
Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3335
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Spy
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3332
Who:
Scout
I am credit to team!
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3330
Who:
Heavy
I built that!
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3326
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Engineer
The dispenser goes here!
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3319
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Medic
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3308
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Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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3299
Who:
Medic
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3295
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3295
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3293
Who:
Demoman
Thank you doctor!
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3292
Who:
Heavy
This did not just happen!
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3288
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3271
Who:
Demoman
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3264
Who:
Pyro
Work, damnit!
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3262
Who:
Scout
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3256
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3243
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3242
Who:
Sniper
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3235
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3230
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Sniper
I did what I could...
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3222
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Demoman
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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3221
Who:
Demoman
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3215
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Soldier
Spy!
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3214
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Demoman
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3209
Who:
Engineer
Doc, c'mon man!
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3206
Who:
Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3206
Who:
Scout
Woosh!
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3204
Who:
Scout
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3203
Who:
Demoman
Gesundheit!
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3199
Who:
Medic
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3198
Who:
Soldier
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3194
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3194
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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3193
Who:
Soldier
Ah, good night Irene!
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3189
Who:
Engineer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3186
Who:
Spy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3184
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Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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3184
Who:
Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3179
Who:
Announcer
Five!
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3175
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3168
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3167
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3167
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Soldier
Hit me!
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3165
Who:
Pyro
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3150
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Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3147
Who:
Pyro
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3142
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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3134
Who:
Sniper
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3131
Who:
Scout
Giddy up!
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3120
Who:
Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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3119
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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3118
Who:
Medic
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3114
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3108
Who:
Medic
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3101
Who:
Medic
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3093
Who:
Medic
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3090
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3086
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3082
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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3082
Who:
Announcer
Dispenser goin' up!
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3078
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3072
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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3069
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3058
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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3056
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3053
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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3044
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3041
Who:
Demoman
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3035
Who:
Soldier
Well don't that beat all?
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3029
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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3025
Who:
Demoman
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3024
Who:
Medic
No way!
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3021
Who:
Scout
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