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You prancin' show-ponies!
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3934
Who:
Sniper
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3932
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3929
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3929
Who:
Sniper
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3927
Who:
Demoman
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3926
Who:
Engineer
Overtime!
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3920
Who:
Announcer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3918
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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3916
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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3909
Who:
Medic
My skill is wasted on this team
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3906
Who:
Medic
Four
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3903
Who:
Announcer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3897
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3892
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3888
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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3877
Who:
Soldier
I did what I could...
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3860
Who:
Demoman
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3852
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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3840
Who:
Demoman
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3833
Who:
Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3821
Who:
Announcer
This did not just happen!
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3821
Who:
Scout
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3811
Who:
Spy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3802
Who:
Sniper
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3788
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Spy
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3788
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3785
Who:
Medic
Ah, good night Irene!
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3783
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Engineer
Incoming!
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3779
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Heavy
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3779
Who:
Demoman
Woosh!
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3776
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Scout
*severe pain*
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3774
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Soldier
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3772
Who:
Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3760
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3750
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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3745
Who:
Announcer
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3744
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
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3742
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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3736
Who:
Sniper
You're doin' good lad
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3734
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3732
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3726
Who:
Scout
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3720
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3719
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Spy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3713
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Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3709
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Demoman
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3703
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Soldier
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3697
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Scout
Yeah!
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3690
Who:
Sniper
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3688
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3687
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Demoman
Work, damnit!
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3687
Who:
Scout
Well don't that beat all?
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3680
Who:
Engineer
We lose, but they do not win?
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3674
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3668
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3663
Who:
Medic
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3658
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Soldier
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3655
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Pyro
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3655
Who:
Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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3648
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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3646
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Heavy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3635
Who:
Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3631
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Medic
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3623
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Demoman
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3620
Who:
Soldier
I built that!
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3617
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Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3611
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3610
Who:
Medic
Thank you doctor!
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3594
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3582
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Announcer
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3573
Who:
Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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3571
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Medic
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3566
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Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3565
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Pyro
Dispenser goin' up!
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3563
Who:
Engineer
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3559
Who:
Soldier
I see ya!
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3554
Who:
Sniper
Many thanks!
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3553
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Spy
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3548
Who:
Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3547
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3545
Who:
Scout
I am credit to team!
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3536
Who:
Heavy
You big-head wankers!
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3532
Who:
Sniper
Gesundheit!
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3529
Who:
Medic
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3527
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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3526
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3522
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Demoman
Okay!
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3508
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Soldier
Hit me!
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3508
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Pyro
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3503
Who:
Spy
Stupid bloody spies!
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3494
Who:
Sniper
Five!
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3489
Who:
Announcer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3486
Who:
Spy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3482
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3476
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Announcer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3460
Who:
Engineer
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3459
Who:
Demoman
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3459
Who:
Medic
I feel alive!
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3458
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3450
Who:
Heavy
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