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Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3797
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3796
Who:
Medic
I'm coming for you!
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3791
Who:
Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3790
Who:
Demoman
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3790
Who:
Engineer
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3785
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3780
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3757
Who:
Scout
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3752
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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3745
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Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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3744
Who:
Demoman
Charge me herr doctor!
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3744
Who:
Medic
My skill is wasted on this team
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3743
Who:
Medic
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3738
Who:
Sniper
Four
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3735
Who:
Announcer
Yeah...
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3733
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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3726
Who:
Scout
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3710
Who:
Scout
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3706
Who:
Spy
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3694
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Spy
Spy!
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3676
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3674
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3672
Who:
Sniper
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3666
Who:
Medic
This did not just happen!
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3665
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3660
Who:
Soldier
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3658
Who:
Spy
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3657
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Demoman
Incoming!
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3654
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Heavy
I did what I could...
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3650
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Demoman
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3650
Who:
Engineer
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3644
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3640
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Spy
*severe pain*
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3632
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3630
Who:
Medic
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3616
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Engineer
The dispenser goes here!
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3613
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3612
Who:
Heavy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3607
Who:
Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3596
Who:
Scout
Woosh!
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3595
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3593
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3592
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Sniper
Danke camarade!
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3587
Who:
Medic
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3584
Who:
Pyro
I built that!
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3580
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Engineer
*big laugh*
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3580
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Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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3576
Who:
Medic
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3573
Who:
Scout
Work, damnit!
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3566
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Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3562
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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3562
Who:
Sniper
Ah, good night Irene!
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3560
Who:
Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3555
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3552
Who:
Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3551
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3546
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3534
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Heavy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3526
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Soldier
Doc, c'mon man!
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3524
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Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3521
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Announcer
Well don't that beat all?
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3500
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Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3496
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Demoman
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3490
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Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3478
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Pyro
Thank you doctor!
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3477
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Heavy
I am credit to team!
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3476
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Heavy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3475
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3474
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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3471
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Announcer
Many thanks!
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3470
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Spy
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3464
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Soldier
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3463
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Announcer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3443
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Scout
Hit me!
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3442
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Pyro
Dummkopfs!
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3430
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Medic
Gesundheit!
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3429
Who:
Medic
Dispenser goin' up!
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3428
Who:
Engineer
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3427
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Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3425
Who:
Soldier
Five!
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3411
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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3404
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Demoman
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3401
Who:
Demoman
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3393
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Spy
I'm coming for you!
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3388
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Heavy
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3379
Who:
Soldier
You big-head wankers!
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3377
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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3367
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3366
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Soldier
Stupid bloody spies!
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3362
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3354
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3353
Who:
Announcer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3350
Who:
Announcer
I see ya!
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3346
Who:
Sniper
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3345
Who:
Spy
*sings*
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3344
Who:
Heavy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3342
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3341
Who:
Medic
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3337
Who:
Scout
Okay!
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3336
Who:
Soldier
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