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Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3973
Who:
Engineer
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3971
Who:
Spy
My skill is wasted on this team
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3970
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3970
Who:
Pyro
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3969
Who:
Medic
One!
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3960
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3960
Who:
Scout
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3956
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3954
Who:
Soldier
That's some shonking business right there
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3953
Who:
Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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3951
Who:
Medic
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3942
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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3935
Who:
Announcer
Four
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3932
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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3918
Who:
Medic
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3918
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3916
Who:
Scout
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3898
Who:
Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3886
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3884
Who:
Demoman
Spy!
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3872
Who:
Demoman
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3871
Who:
Engineer
This did not just happen!
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3864
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3863
Who:
Announcer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3846
Who:
Medic
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3841
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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3836
Who:
Heavy
Woosh!
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3827
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3823
Who:
Demoman
Ah, good night Irene!
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3822
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3818
Who:
Demoman
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3817
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Spy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3815
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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3813
Who:
Announcer
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3810
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3810
Who:
Soldier
The dispenser goes here!
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3808
Who:
Medic
Well don't that beat all?
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3806
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3783
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3781
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3777
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3772
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
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3769
Who:
Heavy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3766
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Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3754
Who:
Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3749
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Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3741
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Scout
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3735
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Soldier
Yeah!
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3734
Who:
Sniper
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3731
Who:
Engineer
Work, damnit!
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3721
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3717
Who:
Demoman
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3713
Who:
Announcer
We lose, but they do not win?
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3710
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3710
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3700
Who:
Medic
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3700
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3691
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Heavy
Doc, c'mon man!
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3690
Who:
Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3677
Who:
Scout
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3675
Who:
Pyro
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3666
Who:
Demoman
Danke camarade!
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3653
Who:
Medic
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3652
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3648
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3640
Who:
Medic
I built that!
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3638
Who:
Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3638
Who:
Spy
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3637
Who:
Announcer
Thank you doctor!
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3621
Who:
Heavy
I see ya!
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3621
Who:
Sniper
Dispenser goin' up!
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3617
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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3609
Who:
Medic
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3607
Who:
Soldier
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3603
Who:
Announcer
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3598
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3595
Who:
Sniper
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3585
Who:
Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3583
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3583
Who:
Scout
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3581
Who:
Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3580
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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3580
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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3570
Who:
Soldier
Gesundheit!
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3560
Who:
Medic
You big-head wankers!
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3559
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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3554
Who:
Demoman
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3554
Who:
Engineer
I am credit to team!
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3549
Who:
Heavy
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3549
Who:
Spy
Hit me!
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3530
Who:
Pyro
Five!
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3523
Who:
Announcer
Bloody hell
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3523
Who:
Demoman
Stupid bloody spies!
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3517
Who:
Sniper
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3516
Who:
Engineer
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3509
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3507
Who:
Announcer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3505
Who:
Spy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3501
Who:
Demoman
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3490
Who:
Medic
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