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Take that, you quack!
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4043
Who:
Sniper
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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4035
Who:
Engineer
Overtime
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4032
Who:
Announcer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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4023
Who:
Medic
Anyone still alive has let me down
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4022
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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4022
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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4014
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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4004
Who:
Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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4003
Who:
Medic
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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4001
Who:
Spy
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3993
Who:
Engineer
Four
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3991
Who:
Announcer
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3986
Who:
Sniper
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3985
Who:
Soldier
One!
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3983
Who:
Announcer
Overtime!
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3982
Who:
Announcer
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3972
Who:
Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3971
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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3964
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3956
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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3955
Who:
Demoman
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3954
Who:
Soldier
This did not just happen!
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3947
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3941
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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3940
Who:
Heavy
Well don't that beat all?
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3939
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3932
Who:
Demoman
*burp*
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3926
Who:
Announcer
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3922
Who:
Announcer
Woosh!
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3913
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3899
Who:
Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3891
Who:
Spy
Ah, good night Irene!
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3877
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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3876
Who:
Sniper
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3871
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3863
Who:
Soldier
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3858
Who:
Spy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3853
Who:
Sniper
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3852
Who:
Scout
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3851
Who:
Spy
The dispenser goes here!
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3846
Who:
Medic
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3835
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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3831
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3826
Who:
Sniper
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3824
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3819
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3811
Who:
Scout
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3811
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3797
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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3793
Who:
Sniper
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3787
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3777
Who:
Demoman
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3777
Who:
Scout
Work, damnit!
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3775
Who:
Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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3768
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3762
Who:
Scout
Dispenser goin' up!
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3761
Who:
Engineer
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3754
Who:
Engineer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3752
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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3738
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3737
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3737
Who:
Heavy
Thank you doctor!
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3726
Who:
Heavy
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3717
Who:
Pyro
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3716
Who:
Soldier
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3713
Who:
Scout
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3704
Who:
Announcer
I see ya!
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3703
Who:
Sniper
Danke camarade!
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3688
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3687
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3686
Who:
Medic
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3684
Who:
Soldier
Bloody hell
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3676
Who:
Demoman
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3674
Who:
Soldier
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3671
Who:
Spy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3665
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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3664
Who:
Heavy
I built that!
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3663
Who:
Engineer
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3661
Who:
Announcer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3658
Who:
Spy
Dummkopfs!
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3656
Who:
Medic
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3646
Who:
Soldier
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3636
Who:
Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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3630
Who:
Pyro
Okay!
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3626
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3618
Who:
Scout
Gesundheit!
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3617
Who:
Medic
Denied!
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3610
Who:
Scout
I am credit to team!
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3609
Who:
Heavy
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3606
Who:
Soldier
Many thanks!
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3605
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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3604
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers!
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3597
Who:
Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
Listens:
3596
Who:
Engineer
Stupid bloody spies!
Listens:
3586
Who:
Sniper
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3575
Who:
Engineer
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3562
Who:
Heavy
Hit me!
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3558
Who:
Pyro
*burp*
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3557
Who:
Announcer
Five!
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3555
Who:
Announcer
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