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*severe pain*
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3955
Who:
Pyro
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3954
Who:
Medic
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3953
Who:
Demoman
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3953
Who:
Sniper
My skill is wasted on this team
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3950
Who:
Medic
That's some shonking business right there
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3949
Who:
Sniper
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3945
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3945
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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3931
Who:
Announcer
The Medic is a Spy!
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3931
Who:
Medic
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3928
Who:
Soldier
Four
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3921
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3916
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3908
Who:
Scout
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3908
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3907
Who:
Medic
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3880
Who:
Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3874
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3873
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3852
Who:
Announcer
Spy!
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3851
Who:
Demoman
You're doin' good lad
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3851
Who:
Demoman
This did not just happen!
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3849
Who:
Scout
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3836
Who:
Engineer
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3834
Who:
Spy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3821
Who:
Medic
Woosh!
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3813
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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3812
Who:
Heavy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3808
Who:
Sniper
Ah, good night Irene!
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3806
Who:
Engineer
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3805
Who:
Spy
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3801
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3799
Who:
Soldier
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3792
Who:
Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3789
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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3786
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3767
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3765
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
Listens:
3765
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3758
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
Listens:
3757
Who:
Spy
Well don't that beat all?
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3754
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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3754
Who:
Heavy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3749
Who:
Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3744
Who:
Scout
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3729
Who:
Spy
Yeah!
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3720
Who:
Sniper
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3719
Who:
Engineer
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3718
Who:
Scout
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3714
Who:
Soldier
Work, damnit!
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3708
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3707
Who:
Demoman
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3704
Who:
Announcer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3692
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3691
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3688
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3687
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3678
Who:
Heavy
Doc, c'mon man!
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3677
Who:
Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3668
Who:
Scout
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3664
Who:
Pyro
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3648
Who:
Demoman
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3648
Who:
Soldier
Danke camarade!
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3644
Who:
Medic
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3643
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3631
Who:
Medic
I built that!
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3627
Who:
Engineer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3621
Who:
Announcer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3621
Who:
Spy
Thank you doctor!
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3612
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3597
Who:
Medic
Dispenser goin' up!
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3594
Who:
Engineer
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3590
Who:
Announcer
I see ya!
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3587
Who:
Sniper
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3579
Who:
Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3574
Who:
Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3573
Who:
Pyro
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3571
Who:
Soldier
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3568
Who:
Soldier
Many thanks!
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3563
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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3561
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3559
Who:
Scout
You big-head wankers!
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3546
Who:
Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3546
Who:
Engineer
I am credit to team!
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3544
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3542
Who:
Demoman
Gesundheit!
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3542
Who:
Medic
Okay!
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3534
Who:
Soldier
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3530
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3525
Who:
Sniper
Hit me!
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3521
Who:
Pyro
Five!
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3516
Who:
Announcer
Stupid bloody spies!
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3509
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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3502
Who:
Announcer
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3499
Who:
Heavy
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3492
Who:
Engineer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3491
Who:
Spy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3480
Who:
Medic
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3478
Who:
Demoman
I feel alive!
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3474
Who:
Heavy
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