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*evil laugh*
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4008
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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4007
Who:
Sniper
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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4005
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3998
Who:
Scout
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3993
Who:
Medic
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3992
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3991
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3978
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3976
Who:
Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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3975
Who:
Medic
One!
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3972
Who:
Announcer
Overtime!
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3970
Who:
Announcer
Four
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3964
Who:
Announcer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3960
Who:
Soldier
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3946
Who:
Engineer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3942
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3941
Who:
Scout
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3939
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3933
Who:
Medic
Spy!
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3932
Who:
Demoman
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3931
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3916
Who:
Demoman
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3900
Who:
Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3897
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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3889
Who:
Heavy
This did not just happen!
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3887
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3869
Who:
Demoman
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3868
Who:
Demoman
Woosh!
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3866
Who:
Scout
Well don't that beat all?
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3862
Who:
Engineer
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3862
Who:
Spy
*burp*
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3861
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3852
Who:
Soldier
Ah, good night Irene!
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3849
Who:
Engineer
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3833
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3831
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3831
Who:
Sniper
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3828
Who:
Sniper
The dispenser goes here!
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3826
Who:
Medic
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3824
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
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3805
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3799
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3792
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3791
Who:
Sniper
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3791
Who:
Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3779
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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3768
Who:
Sniper
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3767
Who:
Soldier
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3766
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3758
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3749
Who:
Demoman
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3745
Who:
Engineer
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3740
Who:
Scout
Work, damnit!
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3738
Who:
Scout
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3737
Who:
Soldier
Doc, c'mon man!
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3721
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3720
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3719
Who:
Heavy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3715
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3712
Who:
Heavy
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3705
Who:
Pyro
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3700
Who:
Scout
Thank you doctor!
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3687
Who:
Heavy
Dispenser goin' up!
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3677
Who:
Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3677
Who:
Medic
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3675
Who:
Announcer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3673
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3662
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3660
Who:
Medic
I see ya!
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3659
Who:
Sniper
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3652
Who:
Soldier
I built that!
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3650
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3645
Who:
Sniper
My appreciation, amigo!
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3644
Who:
Spy
Dummkopfs!
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3641
Who:
Medic
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3637
Who:
Announcer
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3630
Who:
Soldier
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3618
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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3617
Who:
Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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3615
Who:
Pyro
Okay!
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3615
Who:
Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3614
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3604
Who:
Scout
I am credit to team!
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3601
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell
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3598
Who:
Demoman
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3593
Who:
Soldier
Many thanks!
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3589
Who:
Spy
Gesundheit!
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3585
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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3582
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers!
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3571
Who:
Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3566
Who:
Engineer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3548
Who:
Engineer
Hit me!
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3545
Who:
Pyro
Stupid bloody spies!
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3543
Who:
Sniper
Five!
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3536
Who:
Announcer
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3531
Who:
Heavy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3528
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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3526
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3524
Who:
Demoman
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3523
Who:
Scout
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