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I'm coming for you!
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3766
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Spy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3762
Who:
Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3760
Who:
Demoman
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3760
Who:
Engineer
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3759
Who:
Demoman
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3754
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3729
Who:
Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3727
Who:
Sniper
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3727
Who:
Scout
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3723
Who:
Soldier
My skill is wasted on this team
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3720
Who:
Medic
Charge me herr doctor!
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3715
Who:
Medic
Four
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3713
Who:
Announcer
Need a dispenser here!
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3708
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3693
Who:
Scout
Yeah...
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3689
Who:
Soldier
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3687
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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3683
Who:
Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3679
Who:
Spy
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3658
Who:
Announcer
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3639
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3639
Who:
Sniper
Spy!
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3632
Who:
Demoman
This did not just happen!
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3632
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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3631
Who:
Heavy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3627
Who:
Engineer
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3625
Who:
Spy
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3623
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Spy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3620
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3619
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3613
Who:
Soldier
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3610
Who:
Demoman
We lose, but they do not win?
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3600
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3595
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3594
Who:
Medic
The dispenser goes here!
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3589
Who:
Medic
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3586
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3578
Who:
Demoman
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3577
Who:
Scout
Danke camarade!
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3575
Who:
Medic
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3567
Who:
Engineer
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3563
Who:
Pyro
I built that!
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3560
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3559
Who:
Sniper
Schweinhunds!
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3554
Who:
Medic
Help!
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3552
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Sniper
Yeah!
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3552
Who:
Sniper
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3550
Who:
Soldier
Work, damnit!
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3549
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3548
Who:
Scout
Woosh!
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3544
Who:
Scout
My appreciation, amigo!
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3542
Who:
Spy
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3541
Who:
Scout
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3539
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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3515
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3509
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Demoman
Doc, c'mon man!
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3504
Who:
Scout
Ah, good night Irene!
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3503
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3502
Who:
Heavy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3490
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Soldier
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3488
Who:
Announcer
I am credit to team!
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3469
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3459
Who:
Demoman
Thank you doctor!
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3459
Who:
Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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3459
Who:
Pyro
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3454
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3452
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Medic
Well don't that beat all?
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3450
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
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3441
Who:
Spy
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3438
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Soldier
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3436
Who:
Announcer
Hit me!
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3431
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3420
Who:
Scout
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3416
Who:
Soldier
Gesundheit!
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3414
Who:
Medic
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3413
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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3402
Who:
Announcer
Dispenser goin' up!
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3399
Who:
Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3399
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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3397
Who:
Medic
Five!
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3396
Who:
Announcer
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3387
Who:
Demoman
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3381
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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3378
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3377
Who:
Demoman
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3354
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3351
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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3346
Who:
Sniper
You big-head wankers!
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3336
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3327
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3325
Who:
Medic
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3322
Who:
Heavy
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3319
Who:
Medic
I see ya!
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3318
Who:
Sniper
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3317
Who:
Demoman
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3314
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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3312
Who:
Heavy
Stupid bloody spies!
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3311
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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3306
Who:
Soldier
That Scout is a Spy!
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3306
Who:
Spy
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