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Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3983
Who:
Engineer
*growl*
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3983
Who:
Engineer
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3979
Who:
Medic
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3978
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3977
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3975
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3972
Who:
Soldier
One!
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3963
Who:
Announcer
That's some shonking business right there
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3963
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3960
Who:
Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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3958
Who:
Medic
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3948
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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3946
Who:
Announcer
Four
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3937
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3925
Who:
Scout
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3925
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3922
Who:
Medic
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3908
Who:
Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3899
Who:
Scout
I did what I could...
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3897
Who:
Demoman
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3897
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
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3883
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3872
Who:
Announcer
This did not just happen!
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3868
Who:
Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3866
Who:
Medic
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3852
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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3848
Who:
Heavy
Woosh!
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3846
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3840
Who:
Demoman
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3835
Who:
Demoman
Well don't that beat all?
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3827
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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3827
Who:
Announcer
Ah, good night Irene!
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3826
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3823
Who:
Soldier
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3823
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3816
Who:
Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3816
Who:
Sniper
The dispenser goes here!
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3813
Who:
Medic
Help!
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3795
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3787
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3783
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3780
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
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3777
Who:
Heavy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3772
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3766
Who:
Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3753
Who:
Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3751
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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3743
Who:
Sniper
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3742
Who:
Soldier
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3732
Who:
Engineer
Work, damnit!
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3727
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3725
Who:
Demoman
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3719
Who:
Announcer
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3718
Who:
Scout
We lose, but they do not win?
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3714
Who:
Heavy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3713
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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3705
Who:
Medic
Doc, c'mon man!
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3703
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3696
Who:
Heavy
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3688
Who:
Scout
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3680
Who:
Pyro
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3675
Who:
Demoman
Danke camarade!
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3660
Who:
Medic
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3657
Who:
Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3655
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3648
Who:
Medic
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3644
Who:
Announcer
I built that!
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3642
Who:
Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3640
Who:
Spy
Dispenser goin' up!
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3637
Who:
Engineer
Thank you doctor!
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3635
Who:
Heavy
I see ya!
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3628
Who:
Sniper
Dummkopfs!
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3623
Who:
Medic
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3618
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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3617
Who:
Sniper
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3610
Who:
Announcer
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3608
Who:
Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3597
Who:
Heavy
I am credit to team!
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3594
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3591
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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3588
Who:
Pyro
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3587
Who:
Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3586
Who:
Soldier
Many thanks!
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3583
Who:
Spy
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3581
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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3577
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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3568
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers!
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3564
Who:
Sniper
Gesundheit!
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3561
Who:
Medic
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3558
Who:
Engineer
Bloody hell
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3550
Who:
Demoman
Hit me!
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3531
Who:
Pyro
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3526
Who:
Engineer
Five!
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3524
Who:
Announcer
Stupid bloody spies!
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3524
Who:
Sniper
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3514
Who:
Heavy
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3513
Who:
Spy
*burp*
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3511
Who:
Announcer
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3507
Who:
Demoman
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3497
Who:
Scout
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