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Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3830
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Soldier
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3819
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3819
Who:
Spy
The Medic is a Spy!
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3818
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3818
Who:
Medic
I'm coming for you!
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3816
Who:
Spy
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3807
Who:
Demoman
Four
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3790
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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3789
Who:
Demoman
Yeah...
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3787
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3782
Who:
Scout
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3778
Who:
Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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3765
Who:
Demoman
Charge me herr doctor!
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3760
Who:
Medic
My skill is wasted on this team
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3758
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3746
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Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3745
Who:
Sniper
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3725
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3723
Who:
Scout
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3715
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Spy
Spy!
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3706
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3695
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Soldier
This did not just happen!
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3693
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3687
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Demoman
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3685
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Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3683
Who:
Announcer
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3682
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Spy
I did what I could...
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3677
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3676
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Sniper
Incoming!
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3670
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Heavy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3667
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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3659
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Soldier
*big laugh*
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3655
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Heavy
The dispenser goes here!
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3652
Who:
Medic
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3651
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3650
Who:
Spy
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3639
Who:
Engineer
Woosh!
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3638
Who:
Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3637
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3623
Who:
Heavy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3621
Who:
Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3611
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3609
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Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3608
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Sniper
Ah, good night Irene!
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3601
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Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3597
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Medic
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3597
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Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3596
Who:
Medic
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3595
Who:
Pyro
I built that!
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3591
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Engineer
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3591
Who:
Scout
Work, damnit!
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3590
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3586
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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3582
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3573
Who:
Demoman
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3570
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Soldier
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3567
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Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3565
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Soldier
My appreciation, amigo!
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3560
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3558
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Heavy
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3547
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Soldier
Doc, c'mon man!
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3536
Who:
Scout
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3527
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3519
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Medic
*burp*
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3519
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Announcer
Well don't that beat all?
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3518
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Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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3497
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Pyro
Thank you doctor!
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3494
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Heavy
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3488
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Soldier
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3487
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Demoman
Many thanks!
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3487
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Spy
I am credit to team!
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3484
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Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3481
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Announcer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3459
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Scout
Dummkopfs!
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3451
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Medic
Hit me!
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3451
Who:
Pyro
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3444
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Soldier
Dispenser goin' up!
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3443
Who:
Engineer
Gesundheit!
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3438
Who:
Medic
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3437
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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3432
Who:
Demoman
Five!
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3419
Who:
Announcer
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3412
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Spy
I see ya!
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3408
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Sniper
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3406
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Soldier
You big-head wankers!
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3405
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Sniper
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3404
Who:
Demoman
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3398
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Announcer
I'm coming for you!
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3395
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Heavy
Stupid bloody spies!
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3386
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3381
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3381
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Sniper
*burp*
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3380
Who:
Announcer
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3377
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3372
Who:
Soldier
Okay!
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3369
Who:
Soldier
I feel alive!
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3367
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3364
Who:
Medic
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3361
Who:
Heavy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3360
Who:
Demoman
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