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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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741862
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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630632
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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354096
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Scout
Хорошо!
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329466
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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249301
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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215167
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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199018
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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198138
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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153724
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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145814
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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136277
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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120764
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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118640
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Heavy
Medic!
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117436
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Heavy
No!
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115554
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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109961
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Heavy
*critical death*
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109375
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Heavy
Bonk!
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104791
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Scout
Victory!
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99221
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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96816
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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85059
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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83852
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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82103
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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81756
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Scout
*long laugh*
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77300
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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73716
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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73140
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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71521
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Pyro
Gentlemen!
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70655
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Spy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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70320
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Heavy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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69953
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Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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65196
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Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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63227
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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62141
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Pyro
Nope!
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56918
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Scout
*screams*
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55809
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Spy
*gibberish*
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55271
Who:
Demoman
Oh no!
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55047
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Heavy
That person is a spy!
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54690
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Pyro
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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52560
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Medic
*long laugh*
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49463
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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48512
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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48438
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Medic
There can be only one!
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47320
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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46521
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Pyro
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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44970
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Scout
*gibberish*
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44560
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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44487
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Sniper
How could this happen?
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44392
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Heavy
*critical death*
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43671
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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43451
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Spy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43386
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Engineer
Oh, this is bad!
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43229
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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42361
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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42081
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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40798
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Spy
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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40627
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Soldier
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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40609
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Sniper
Medic!
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Sniper
Damnit!
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40371
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Soldier
You failed!
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39707
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Announcer
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Cry some more!
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Who:
Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38649
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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38074
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Soldier
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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37742
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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37368
Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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35701
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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35080
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Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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34631
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Spy
Medic!
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34482
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34307
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Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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34140
Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32731
Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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32284
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31858
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Engineer
Heck no
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Engineer
I hate you!
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31713
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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31316
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Engineer
Ay... what just happened?
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31274
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Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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31042
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Sniper
Good shot, mate!
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30918
Who:
Sniper
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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30694
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Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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30647
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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30553
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Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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30396
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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30382
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Soldier
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30324
Who:
Medic
Activate the charge!
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30315
Who:
Pyro
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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30310
Who:
Demoman
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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30306
Who:
Heavy
Failure!
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30305
Who:
Announcer
We're on a roll!
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30305
Who:
Pyro
Is good!
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30303
Who:
Heavy
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