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Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1478
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1477
Who:
Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1477
Who:
Scout
You digust me, fat man!
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1476
Who:
Spy
Spies... bloody useless!
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1474
Who:
Sniper
I got it! I got it!
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1473
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1473
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1473
Who:
Demoman
Was good trip!
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1471
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1471
Who:
Sniper
I have squashed you like bug!
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1470
Who:
Heavy
Fess...
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1469
Who:
Medic
You big-head wankers
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1469
Who:
Sniper
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1468
Who:
Announcer
You are not so good as you think!
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1467
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1462
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1462
Who:
Soldier
Start prayin', boy!
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1461
Who:
Engineer
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1460
Who:
Sniper
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1459
Who:
Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
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1457
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1454
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1452
Who:
Demoman
And this!
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1450
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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1448
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1448
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1448
Who:
Sniper
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1447
Who:
Demoman
*tsk*
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1444
Who:
Demoman
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1444
Who:
Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1437
Who:
Sniper
It's a fine thing, lads
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1435
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1435
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Engineer
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1435
Who:
Medic
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1435
Who:
Scout
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1434
Who:
Sniper
Yaaaaargh!
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1433
Who:
Soldier
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1431
Who:
Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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1431
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1431
Who:
Soldier
Did you think I would forget you?
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1431
Who:
Heavy
Uh, little help?
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1430
Who:
Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1430
Who:
Soldier
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1428
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Heavy
You will not be missed!
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1428
Who:
Soldier
The teleporter goes here!
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1422
Who:
Medic
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1418
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Scout
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1416
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Scout
Look at me, ma!
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1412
Who:
Scout
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1411
Who:
Engineer
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1409
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Scout
Hoo-ahh!
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1408
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1408
Who:
Spy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1407
Who:
Demoman
Ready to charge!
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1406
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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1406
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1405
Who:
Heavy
Sentry right up ahead!
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1404
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Engineer
Help me!
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1403
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1403
Who:
Engineer
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1401
Who:
Engineer
Woo-hoo!
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1400
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1399
Who:
Engineer
I did all I could!
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1397
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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1396
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Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1396
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1395
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Scout
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1393
Who:
Demoman
All in a day's work!
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1393
Who:
Spy
Nice shot!
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1392
Who:
Heavy
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1391
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1390
Who:
Engineer
Dude, we're on fire!
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1389
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1388
Who:
Heavy
I can not believe this!
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1388
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1387
Who:
Scout
Will you just- let's go!
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1387
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1385
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Soldier
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1383
Who:
Spy
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1381
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1381
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1380
Who:
Engineer
*laughs*!
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1380
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1379
Who:
Scout
I'm burn!
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1378
Who:
Heavy
Pfffft!
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1377
Who:
Scout
What're you lookin' at?
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1377
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1376
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1373
Who:
Soldier
You have done well!
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1373
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1373
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1371
Who:
Soldier
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1370
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1369
Who:
Demoman
Excellent!
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1369
Who:
Spy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1369
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1367
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1367
Who:
Sniper
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1367
Who:
Sniper
Assistance bitte!
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1366
Who:
Medic
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