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Come, knock me off it!
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1833
Who:
Heavy
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
Who:
Heavy
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1830
Who:
Medic
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1828
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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1825
Who:
Medic
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1822
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1818
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1817
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1816
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1813
Who:
Demoman
You didn't kill any of them!
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1813
Who:
Announcer
Shall we?
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1812
Who:
Spy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1809
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1806
Who:
Engineer
Fess...
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1806
Who:
Medic
Well done, us!
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1805
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1801
Who:
Sniper
I did all I could!
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1800
Who:
Spy
You are not so good as you think!
Listens:
1800
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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1797
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1793
Who:
Announcer
*laughs*!
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1793
Who:
Heavy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1793
Who:
Sniper
Was good trip!
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1792
Who:
Heavy
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1791
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1790
Who:
Demoman
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1790
Who:
Scout
Get behind me doctor!
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1789
Who:
Heavy
We've failed, men
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1787
Who:
Soldier
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1787
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1783
Who:
Scout
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1782
Who:
Scout
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1777
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1774
Who:
Scout
We have lost the control point!
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1773
Who:
Announcer
Danke
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1772
Who:
Medic
Put up fists!
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1771
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1770
Who:
Medic
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1768
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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1766
Who:
Demoman
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1761
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1761
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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1760
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1759
Who:
Soldier
Crocket!
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1757
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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1755
Who:
Sniper
I'm burn!
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1754
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot!
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1754
Who:
Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1753
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1752
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1750
Who:
Demoman
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1749
Who:
Spy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1749
Who:
Sniper
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1743
Who:
Scout
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1743
Who:
Spy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1742
Who:
Sniper
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1742
Who:
Soldier
Yaaaaargh!
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1741
Who:
Soldier
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1740
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1738
Who:
Engineer
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1738
Who:
Demoman
Hell, men...
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1732
Who:
Soldier
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1731
Who:
Demoman
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1729
Who:
Heavy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1728
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1728
Who:
Spy
You big-head wankers
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1727
Who:
Sniper
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1726
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1720
Who:
Spy
Start prayin', boy!
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1718
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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1718
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1717
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1716
Who:
Engineer
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1716
Who:
Sniper
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1716
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1715
Who:
Heavy
Sentry right up ahead!
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1712
Who:
Engineer
Look at me!
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1710
Who:
Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1709
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hoo!
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1708
Who:
Scout
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1708
Who:
Soldier
Sorry!
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1708
Who:
Scout
Aye, give us a hand!
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1707
Who:
Demoman
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1705
Who:
Announcer
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1705
Who:
Spy
Need a sentry here!
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1704
Who:
Scout
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1703
Who:
Scout
I got it! I got it!
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1701
Who:
Scout
What're you lookin' at?
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1701
Who:
Scout
Will you just- let's go!
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1700
Who:
Scout
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1700
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1698
Who:
Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
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1698
Who:
Scout
Dude, we're on fire!
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1698
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1697
Who:
Sniper
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1696
Who:
Demoman
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1696
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
Listens:
1696
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1695
Who:
Medic
Alright, I feel good!
Listens:
1695
Who:
Scout
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