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*short laugh*
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1311
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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1309
Who:
Sniper
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1308
Who:
Soldier
And this!
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1308
Who:
Heavy
Ohh!
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1305
Who:
Heavy
Alright, I feel good!
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1304
Who:
Scout
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1303
Who:
Spy
Ahem...
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1300
Who:
Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1299
Who:
Soldier
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1298
Who:
Sniper
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1297
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1295
Who:
Soldier
All in a day's work!
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1294
Who:
Spy
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1294
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1293
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1293
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1292
Who:
Scout
You digust me, fat man!
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1291
Who:
Spy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1289
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1289
Who:
Soldier
Fess...
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1287
Who:
Medic
You will not be missed!
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1287
Who:
Soldier
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1282
Who:
Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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1279
Who:
Engineer
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1273
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1272
Who:
Demoman
Did you think I would forget you?
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1272
Who:
Heavy
Look at me, ma!
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1272
Who:
Scout
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1271
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1270
Who:
Heavy
Ready to charge!
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1269
Who:
Medic
You have done well!
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1269
Who:
Spy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1269
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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1266
Who:
Sniper
Will you just- let's go!
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1265
Who:
Scout
Hoo-ahh!
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1265
Who:
Soldier
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1264
Who:
Heavy
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1264
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1261
Who:
Engineer
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1261
Who:
Scout
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1259
Who:
Spy
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1258
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1258
Who:
Engineer
*tsk*
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1255
Who:
Demoman
No!
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1255
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1254
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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1254
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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1248
Who:
Demoman
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1246
Who:
Scout
Yaaaaargh!
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1246
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1246
Who:
Soldier
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1245
Who:
Announcer
No worries!
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1245
Who:
Sniper
Negatory!
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1245
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1244
Who:
Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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1243
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1243
Who:
Spy
Need some help here!
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1242
Who:
Sniper
Uh, little help?
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1241
Who:
Scout
I did all I could!
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1240
Who:
Spy
I have new weapon!
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1240
Who:
Heavy
I live!
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1239
Who:
Heavy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1236
Who:
Demoman
I can not believe this!
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1236
Who:
Scout
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1236
Who:
Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1236
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1235
Who:
Engineer
What're you lookin' at?
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1234
Who:
Scout
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1233
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1231
Who:
Engineer
Dude, we're on fire!
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1231
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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1230
Who:
Spy
Some assistance, please!
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1229
Who:
Spy
Assistance bitte!
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1228
Who:
Medic
You were always a disappointment...
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1228
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot!
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1226
Who:
Heavy
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1224
Who:
Spy
Pfffft!
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1223
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1222
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1222
Who:
Scout
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1221
Who:
Demoman
You died as you lived, running away!
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1221
Who:
Spy
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1220
Who:
Engineer
Come, take it back!
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1220
Who:
Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1217
Who:
Scout
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1217
Who:
Soldier
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1217
Who:
Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
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1216
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1215
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1215
Who:
Soldier
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1215
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1213
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1211
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1211
Who:
Soldier
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1211
Who:
Engineer
Amazing, camarade!
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1210
Who:
Medic
Dominated, fat man!
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1210
Who:
Engineer
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1209
Who:
Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1209
Who:
Spy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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1209
Who:
Scout
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