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Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1432
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Engineer
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1432
Who:
Demoman
Ahem...
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1431
Who:
Spy
I have squashed you like bug!
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1431
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1430
Who:
Sniper
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1430
Who:
Soldier
Ohh!
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1429
Who:
Heavy
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1429
Who:
Soldier
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1428
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1424
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1421
Who:
Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1421
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1418
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers
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1417
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1411
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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1410
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1409
Who:
Demoman
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1408
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1402
Who:
Demoman
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1402
Who:
Medic
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1402
Who:
Sniper
Negatory!
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1400
Who:
Soldier
Did you think I would forget you?
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1400
Who:
Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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1400
Who:
Spy
The teleporter goes here!
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1399
Who:
Medic
*big laugh*
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1398
Who:
Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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1396
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1392
Who:
Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1391
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Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1391
Who:
Scout
*tsk*
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1390
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1389
Who:
Engineer
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1389
Who:
Soldier
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1389
Who:
Scout
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1387
Who:
Sniper
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1386
Who:
Heavy
Fess...
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1385
Who:
Medic
Sentry right up ahead!
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1382
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Engineer
Yaaaaargh!
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1379
Who:
Soldier
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1375
Who:
Engineer
Look at me, ma!
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1375
Who:
Scout
You will not be missed!
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1375
Who:
Soldier
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1374
Who:
Scout
Uh, little help?
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1372
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1371
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Engineer
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1371
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1371
Who:
Sniper
Ready to charge!
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1370
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Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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1370
Who:
Soldier
All in a day's work!
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1369
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1367
Who:
Engineer
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1367
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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1366
Who:
Sniper
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1365
Who:
Engineer
Will you just- let's go!
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1364
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1362
Who:
Spy
Help me!
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1361
Who:
Demoman
It's a fine thing, lads
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1359
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Demoman
Aye, give us a hand!
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1359
Who:
Demoman
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1358
Who:
Engineer
I can not believe this!
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1356
Who:
Scout
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1356
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Spy
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1356
Who:
Engineer
Dude, we're on fire!
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1353
Who:
Scout
Pfffft!
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1351
Who:
Scout
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1349
Who:
Demoman
Nice shot!
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1349
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Heavy
You have done well!
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1349
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Spy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1349
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1349
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1349
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Soldier
Woo-hoo!
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1347
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1346
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Soldier
What're you lookin' at?
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1344
Who:
Scout
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1343
Who:
Sniper
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1341
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Spy
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1339
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Scout
I did all I could!
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1338
Who:
Spy
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1336
Who:
Soldier
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1335
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1334
Who:
Scout
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1333
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1333
Who:
Engineer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1333
Who:
Spy
I'm burnin' up
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1332
Who:
Engineer
No worries!
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1332
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1331
Who:
Heavy
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1329
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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1329
Who:
Heavy
You were always a disappointment...
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1329
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1328
Who:
Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1327
Who:
Scout
You died as you lived, running away!
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1327
Who:
Spy
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1326
Who:
Sniper
I have new weapon!
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1325
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, fat man!
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1325
Who:
Engineer
Need some help here!
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1324
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1323
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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1323
Who:
Spy
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1321
Who:
Demoman
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