Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
Boys, we have a traitor!
Listens:
1319
Who:
Soldier
Little, little man!
Listens:
1319
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
1318
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
Listens:
1317
Who:
Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
Listens:
1317
Who:
Scout
Ohh!
Listens:
1316
Who:
Heavy
And this!
Listens:
1314
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
1312
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1311
Who:
Soldier
Hey, I can see my base from here!
Listens:
1309
Who:
Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
Listens:
1307
Who:
Sniper
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
Listens:
1307
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
Listens:
1304
Who:
Engineer
You're all of you quite out of your depth
Listens:
1303
Who:
Spy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
Listens:
1302
Who:
Scout
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
1300
Who:
Demoman
Need a sentry here!
Listens:
1300
Who:
Scout
Fess...
Listens:
1298
Who:
Medic
All in a day's work!
Listens:
1298
Who:
Spy
You digust me, fat man!
Listens:
1298
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
Listens:
1296
Who:
Soldier
Bang! I make it look easy!
Listens:
1295
Who:
Scout
You will not be missed!
Listens:
1291
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
Listens:
1290
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
Listens:
1287
Who:
Heavy
Do not fear bomb, push!
Listens:
1284
Who:
Heavy
Look at me, ma!
Listens:
1281
Who:
Scout
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
Listens:
1280
Who:
Engineer
You have done well!
Listens:
1279
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
Listens:
1278
Who:
Demoman
Ready to charge!
Listens:
1278
Who:
Medic
Did you think I would forget you?
Listens:
1278
Who:
Heavy
Will you just- let's go!
Listens:
1275
Who:
Scout
I was told we would be fighting men!
Listens:
1274
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
Listens:
1273
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
1273
Who:
Sniper
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
Listens:
1273
Who:
Sniper
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
Listens:
1272
Who:
Sniper
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
Listens:
1271
Who:
Soldier
Hoo-ahh!
Listens:
1271
Who:
Soldier
No!
Listens:
1271
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
Listens:
1269
Who:
Scout
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
Listens:
1268
Who:
Engineer
*tsk*
Listens:
1266
Who:
Demoman
You know, hiding won't save you!
Listens:
1266
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
Listens:
1266
Who:
Heavy
Negatory!
Listens:
1265
Who:
Soldier
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
Listens:
1263
Who:
Engineer
Yaaaaargh!
Listens:
1262
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
Listens:
1259
Who:
Demoman
Uh, little help?
Listens:
1259
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
Listens:
1259
Who:
Soldier
Pfffft!
Listens:
1257
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
Listens:
1257
Who:
Spy
No worries!
Listens:
1256
Who:
Sniper
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
Listens:
1254
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
Listens:
1253
Who:
Scout
Freakin' unbelieveable!
Listens:
1252
Who:
Scout
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
Listens:
1251
Who:
Announcer
Need some help here!
Listens:
1251
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
Listens:
1250
Who:
Heavy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
Listens:
1250
Who:
Scout
I have new weapon!
Listens:
1249
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
1247
Who:
Engineer
I live!
Listens:
1247
Who:
Heavy
I can not believe this!
Listens:
1247
Who:
Scout
I did all I could!
Listens:
1247
Who:
Spy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
Listens:
1246
Who:
Demoman
What're you lookin' at?
Listens:
1244
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
Listens:
1243
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot!
Listens:
1243
Who:
Heavy
Dude, we're on fire!
Listens:
1243
Who:
Scout
Some assistance, please!
Listens:
1243
Who:
Spy
Excellent!
Listens:
1241
Who:
Spy
Assistance bitte!
Listens:
1239
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1239
Who:
Scout
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
Listens:
1239
Who:
Sniper
At your pleasure, doctor!
Listens:
1237
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
Listens:
1232
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
Listens:
1231
Who:
Soldier
You were always a disappointment...
Listens:
1231
Who:
Announcer
You died as you lived, running away!
Listens:
1231
Who:
Spy
Come, take it back!
Listens:
1230
Who:
Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
Listens:
1230
Who:
Scout
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
Listens:
1229
Who:
Engineer
Woo-hoo!
Listens:
1229
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
Listens:
1229
Who:
Scout
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
Listens:
1227
Who:
Demoman
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
Listens:
1226
Who:
Soldier
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
Listens:
1225
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
Listens:
1225
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
Listens:
1225
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
Listens:
1225
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1224
Who:
Sniper
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
Listens:
1223
Who:
Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
Listens:
1222
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
Listens:
1222
Who:
Engineer
Still think you're funny, funny man?
Listens:
1222
Who:
Scout
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
Listens:
1221
Who:
Demoman
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
Listens:
1221
Who:
Demoman
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
