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1025
Who:
Engineer
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1023
Who:
Scout
Thank you, my friend!
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1022
Who:
Spy
Weak!
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1022
Who:
Scout
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1021
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1019
Who:
Announcer
Hide cowards!
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1019
Who:
Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1019
Who:
Sniper
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1019
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1018
Who:
Soldier
Ehh, thanks!
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1017
Who:
Demoman
Good work
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1017
Who:
Engineer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1017
Who:
Scout
I see ya
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1016
Who:
Sniper
Let's go!
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1015
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1015
Who:
Demoman
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1015
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mister
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1013
Who:
Engineer
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1013
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1013
Who:
Demoman
Bam!
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1013
Who:
Engineer
That was too easy, mate!
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1012
Who:
Sniper
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1012
Who:
Engineer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1011
Who:
Announcer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1010
Who:
Sniper
Real smooth, dummy!
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1010
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1008
Who:
Medic
Hi ma!
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1007
Who:
Scout
N-augh!
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1005
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1004
Who:
Sniper
Yeees.
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1004
Who:
Spy
Come along now, doctor!
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1003
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1000
Who:
Sniper
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1000
Who:
Scout
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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998
Who:
Scout
I should have done this long ago!
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998
Who:
Heavy
You drew first? *laughs*
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998
Who:
Heavy
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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998
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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997
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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994
Who:
Scout
Appreciate it, mate!
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994
Who:
Sniper
Spies... bloody useless
Listens:
991
Who:
Sniper
Argh
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990
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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990
Who:
Scout
Sturm und drang!
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988
Who:
Medic
Pssssst *chuckle*
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987
Who:
Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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985
Who:
Engineer
Fine job!
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985
Who:
Spy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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984
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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984
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! *laughs*
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983
Who:
Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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982
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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982
Who:
Sniper
Get behind me doctor!
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981
Who:
Heavy
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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981
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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981
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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978
Who:
Engineer
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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975
Who:
Demoman
Doctor!
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974
Who:
Spy
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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971
Who:
Spy
Bomb cart will not push self!
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970
Who:
Heavy
Come on, fellas!
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969
Who:
Engineer
We are killers!
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968
Who:
Heavy
Oh I love this!
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968
Who:
Announcer
We... did it!
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967
Who:
Demoman
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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966
Who:
Soldier
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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964
Who:
Scout
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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963
Who:
Soldier
My pleasure!
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962
Who:
Spy
Down and give me 20!
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961
Who:
Soldier
Move 'em out!
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959
Who:
Engineer
I have new way to kill cowards!
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959
Who:
Heavy
Horrido
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957
Who:
Medic
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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956
Who:
Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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956
Who:
Sniper
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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956
Who:
Scout
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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955
Who:
Scout
I am hero!
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954
Who:
Heavy
Phew!
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953
Who:
Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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952
Who:
Scout
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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951
Who:
Demoman
Go go go!
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951
Who:
Scout
Help!
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951
Who:
Soldier
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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951
Who:
Heavy
Take that, book-smarts!
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951
Who:
Sniper
Nice shot
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950
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory!
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949
Who:
Announcer
I am charged!
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948
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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948
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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947
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
947
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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946
Who:
Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
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945
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is one of them!
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944
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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944
Who:
Sniper
I need some help!
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944
Who:
Soldier
Cheers doctor!
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944
Who:
Spy
Found my ball!
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944
Who:
Scout
That's where books get you, professor!
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943
Who:
Soldier
Go!
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942
Who:
Heavy
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