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Good work
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1009
Who:
Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1009
Who:
Heavy
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1009
Who:
Scout
Helluva shot, mister!
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1007
Who:
Engineer
Spy in our midst, men!
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1007
Who:
Soldier
Go go go, charge!
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1007
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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1007
Who:
Spy
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1006
Who:
Engineer
Aw, shucks
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1006
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1006
Who:
Demoman
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1006
Who:
Engineer
That was too easy, mate!
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1005
Who:
Sniper
Bam!
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1005
Who:
Engineer
Let's go!
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1004
Who:
Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1004
Who:
Scout
I see ya
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1004
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1004
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mister
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1003
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1003
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1003
Who:
Soldier
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1003
Who:
Engineer
Hi ma!
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1000
Who:
Scout
Real smooth, dummy!
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999
Who:
Scout
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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999
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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996
Who:
Medic
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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996
Who:
Sniper
A real Texan would've dodged that
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995
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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992
Who:
Demoman
Come along now, doctor!
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990
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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989
Who:
Scout
Yeees.
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988
Who:
Spy
Appreciate it, mate!
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987
Who:
Sniper
I should have done this long ago!
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987
Who:
Heavy
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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985
Who:
Scout
Help!
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982
Who:
Demoman
Spies... bloody useless
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982
Who:
Sniper
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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981
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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980
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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978
Who:
Sniper
N-augh!
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976
Who:
Spy
You drew first? *laughs*
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975
Who:
Heavy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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972
Who:
Engineer
Sturm und drang!
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972
Who:
Medic
Fire!
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972
Who:
Sniper
Get behind me doctor!
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971
Who:
Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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971
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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970
Who:
Sniper
Fine job!
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970
Who:
Spy
Argh
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969
Who:
Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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969
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! *laughs*
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969
Who:
Demoman
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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967
Who:
Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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967
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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967
Who:
Soldier
We are killers!
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963
Who:
Heavy
Doctor!
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963
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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962
Who:
Sniper
Oh I love this!
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961
Who:
Announcer
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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960
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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959
Who:
Scout
Bomb cart will not push self!
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959
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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958
Who:
Engineer
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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957
Who:
Soldier
Come on, fellas!
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956
Who:
Engineer
We... did it!
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953
Who:
Demoman
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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952
Who:
Scout
My pleasure!
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952
Who:
Spy
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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951
Who:
Soldier
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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950
Who:
Scout
I am hero!
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949
Who:
Heavy
Down and give me 20!
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948
Who:
Soldier
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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948
Who:
Spy
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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947
Who:
Scout
Phew!
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947
Who:
Engineer
Go go go!
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945
Who:
Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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943
Who:
Sniper
Take that, book-smarts!
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943
Who:
Sniper
Move 'em out!
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942
Who:
Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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942
Who:
Scout
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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941
Who:
Scout
I have new way to kill cowards!
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941
Who:
Heavy
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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939
Who:
Demoman
Horrido
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939
Who:
Medic
Go!
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938
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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938
Who:
Soldier
Found my ball!
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938
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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937
Who:
Engineer
I am charged!
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937
Who:
Medic
Help!
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937
Who:
Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
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936
Who:
Engineer
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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936
Who:
Heavy
That's where books get you, professor!
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936
Who:
Soldier
Flawless victory!
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935
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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932
Who:
Soldier
Cheers doctor!
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932
Who:
Spy
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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932
Who:
Soldier
That Spy is one of them!
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931
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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931
Who:
Sniper
I need some help!
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931
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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931
Who:
Soldier
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