Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
Thank you, my friend!
Listens:
1002
Who:
Spy
Ha, you fight like a girl!
Listens:
1002
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy, mate!
Listens:
1000
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
Listens:
999
Who:
Medic
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Listens:
999
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
Listens:
999
Who:
Demoman
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
Listens:
999
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
997
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
Listens:
997
Who:
Soldier
Real smooth, dummy!
Listens:
996
Who:
Scout
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
Listens:
995
Who:
Soldier
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
Listens:
995
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mister
Listens:
994
Who:
Engineer
Spy in our midst, men!
Listens:
994
Who:
Soldier
Bam!
Listens:
994
Who:
Engineer
Let's go!
Listens:
992
Who:
Scout
I see ya
Listens:
992
Who:
Sniper
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
Listens:
992
Who:
Sniper
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
Listens:
991
Who:
Engineer
Helluva shot, mister!
Listens:
991
Who:
Engineer
Hee-yaw!
Listens:
990
Who:
Engineer
Help!
Listens:
989
Who:
Medic
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
Listens:
988
Who:
Scout
Hi ma!
Listens:
987
Who:
Scout
Appreciate it, mate!
Listens:
986
Who:
Sniper
A real Texan would've dodged that
Listens:
985
Who:
Engineer
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
Listens:
984
Who:
Scout
Come along now, doctor!
Listens:
983
Who:
Heavy
Spies... bloody useless
Listens:
982
Who:
Sniper
Yeees.
Listens:
982
Who:
Spy
I should have done this long ago!
Listens:
981
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
Listens:
981
Who:
Demoman
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
Listens:
981
Who:
Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
Listens:
978
Who:
Scout
Aw, shucks
Listens:
972
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
Listens:
972
Who:
Scout
Help!
Listens:
970
Who:
Demoman
Get behind me doctor!
Listens:
969
Who:
Heavy
You drew first? *laughs*
Listens:
969
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
968
Who:
Sniper
Sturm und drang!
Listens:
967
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
Listens:
966
Who:
Medic
Fire!
Listens:
966
Who:
Sniper
N-augh!
Listens:
966
Who:
Spy
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
Listens:
963
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
Listens:
963
Who:
Soldier
You gotta be kiddin' me!
Listens:
962
Who:
Scout
Pssssst *chuckle*
Listens:
962
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
Listens:
962
Who:
Sniper
Fine job!
Listens:
962
Who:
Spy
That Soldier is a Spy!
Listens:
961
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
Listens:
960
Who:
Sniper
Doctor!
Listens:
960
Who:
Spy
Dominated! *laughs*
Listens:
960
Who:
Demoman
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
Listens:
958
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
Listens:
957
Who:
Scout
We are killers!
Listens:
956
Who:
Heavy
Bomb cart will not push self!
Listens:
956
Who:
Heavy
Come on, fellas!
Listens:
955
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
Listens:
954
Who:
Engineer
Argh
Listens:
953
Who:
Engineer
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
Listens:
949
Who:
Demoman
My pleasure!
Listens:
947
Who:
Spy
I am hero!
Listens:
947
Who:
Heavy
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
Listens:
947
Who:
Scout
Checkmate, stalingrad!
Listens:
946
Who:
Soldier
Oh I love this!
Listens:
945
Who:
Announcer
We... did it!
Listens:
944
Who:
Demoman
I'm a freakin' blur here!
Listens:
944
Who:
Scout
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
Listens:
943
Who:
Scout
Down and give me 20!
Listens:
943
Who:
Soldier
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
Listens:
942
Who:
Soldier
Phew!
Listens:
941
Who:
Engineer
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
Listens:
939
Who:
Spy
The Soldier is a Spy!
Listens:
938
Who:
Sniper
I have new way to kill cowards!
Listens:
938
Who:
Heavy
Take that, book-smarts!
Listens:
937
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
Listens:
935
Who:
Scout
Horrido
Listens:
934
Who:
Medic
Move 'em out!
Listens:
933
Who:
Engineer
I am charged!
Listens:
933
Who:
Medic
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
Listens:
932
Who:
Demoman
Go!
Listens:
932
Who:
Heavy
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
Listens:
931
Who:
Scout
Found my ball!
Listens:
931
Who:
Scout
That's where books get you, professor!
Listens:
931
Who:
Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
Listens:
929
Who:
Engineer
Help!
Listens:
929
Who:
Soldier
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
Listens:
929
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory!
Listens:
929
Who:
Announcer
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
Listens:
928
Who:
Scout
I need some help!
Listens:
926
Who:
Soldier
Cheers doctor!
Listens:
926
Who:
Spy
Dummy!
Listens:
926
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
Listens:
925
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
925
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
Listens:
925
Who:
Soldier
Nobody likes a squatter!
Listens:
924
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is one of them!
Listens:
923
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot
Listens:
923
Who:
Spy
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
