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Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1116
Who:
Soldier
Turn your head and cough!
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1115
Who:
Medic
Go go go, charge!
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1115
Who:
Soldier
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1115
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mister
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1113
Who:
Engineer
Much obliged
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1113
Who:
Engineer
Yeees.
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1113
Who:
Spy
Weak!
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1112
Who:
Scout
Let the games begin!
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1112
Who:
Announcer
You're an embarrassment!
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1112
Who:
Announcer
Hide cowards!
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1109
Who:
Heavy
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1108
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1105
Who:
Engineer
Look at me! Look at me!
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1105
Who:
Heavy
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1104
Who:
Soldier
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1103
Who:
Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1102
Who:
Sniper
G'day
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1102
Who:
Sniper
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1102
Who:
Sniper
Hi ma!
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1100
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1100
Who:
Announcer
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1097
Who:
Soldier
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1096
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1096
Who:
Demoman
Ehh, thanks!
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1094
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1094
Who:
Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1093
Who:
Scout
I see ya
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1093
Who:
Sniper
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1091
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1091
Who:
Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1090
Who:
Engineer
I should have done this long ago!
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1090
Who:
Heavy
Bam!
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1088
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1086
Who:
Engineer
Come along now, doctor!
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1085
Who:
Heavy
Fire!
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1084
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1081
Who:
Medic
That was too easy, mate!
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1080
Who:
Sniper
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1080
Who:
Engineer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1079
Who:
Scout
Argh
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1078
Who:
Engineer
Dominated! *laughs*
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1077
Who:
Demoman
Real smooth, dummy!
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1076
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1076
Who:
Soldier
Good work
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1075
Who:
Engineer
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1075
Who:
Scout
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1074
Who:
Heavy
You drew first? *laughs*
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1074
Who:
Heavy
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1074
Who:
Soldier
Get behind me doctor!
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1073
Who:
Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1072
Who:
Sniper
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1071
Who:
Spy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1071
Who:
Announcer
Appreciate it, mate!
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1069
Who:
Sniper
Schweinhunds!
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1068
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1068
Who:
Scout
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1067
Who:
Scout
Sturm und drang!
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1065
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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1064
Who:
Soldier
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1063
Who:
Sniper
Your luck runs out!
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1062
Who:
Heavy
Woo!
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1062
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1060
Who:
Sniper
Spies... bloody useless
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1060
Who:
Sniper
Fine job!
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1058
Who:
Spy
*grumble*
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1057
Who:
Sniper
We are killers!
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1056
Who:
Heavy
Down and give me 20!
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1053
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1049
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1047
Who:
Medic
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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1047
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1047
Who:
Soldier
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1045
Who:
Demoman
This is my intelligence!
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1045
Who:
Soldier
I need some help!
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1044
Who:
Soldier
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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1044
Who:
Soldier
Gah!
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1042
Who:
Engineer
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1042
Who:
Soldier
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1042
Who:
Soldier
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1042
Who:
Soldier
Doctor!
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1041
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Spy
That Spy is one of them!
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1040
Who:
Engineer
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1040
Who:
Heavy
Augh!
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1038
Who:
Soldier
Found my ball!
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1038
Who:
Scout
Move 'em out!
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1037
Who:
Engineer
My pleasure!
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1037
Who:
Spy
Oh I love this!
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1037
Who:
Announcer
We... did it!
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1036
Who:
Demoman
That's where books get you, professor!
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1036
Who:
Soldier
Come on, fellas!
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1035
Who:
Engineer
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1035
Who:
Scout
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1035
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1034
Who:
Soldier
Dummy!
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1034
Who:
Scout
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1033
Who:
Demoman
Flawless victory!
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1032
Who:
Announcer
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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1032
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1031
Who:
Demoman
Fire!
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1031
Who:
Sniper
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