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I should have done this long ago!
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1153
Who:
Heavy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1152
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1152
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
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1150
Who:
Engineer
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1150
Who:
Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1150
Who:
Heavy
You're an embarrassment!
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1149
Who:
Announcer
Helluva shot, mister!
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1148
Who:
Engineer
G'day
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1147
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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1147
Who:
Sniper
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1146
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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1145
Who:
Spy
Help!
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1144
Who:
Medic
Turn your head and cough!
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1143
Who:
Medic
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1143
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Sniper
Go go go, charge!
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1143
Who:
Soldier
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1142
Who:
Spy
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1139
Who:
Scout
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1138
Who:
Sniper
Much obliged
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1137
Who:
Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1136
Who:
Sniper
Hi ma!
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1136
Who:
Scout
Let the games begin!
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1136
Who:
Announcer
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1136
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mister
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1132
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
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1132
Who:
Scout
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1131
Who:
Scout
Look at me! Look at me!
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1131
Who:
Heavy
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1130
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1129
Who:
Demoman
*grumble*
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1127
Who:
Sniper
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1126
Who:
Engineer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1125
Who:
Engineer
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1124
Who:
Heavy
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1123
Who:
Announcer
Argh
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1123
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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1123
Who:
Sniper
Your luck runs out!
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1123
Who:
Heavy
I see ya
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1122
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! *laughs*
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1122
Who:
Demoman
Ehh, thanks!
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1121
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1121
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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1119
Who:
Engineer
Bam!
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1119
Who:
Engineer
*hawk* *spit*
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1117
Who:
Sniper
You drew first? *laughs*
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1117
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1117
Who:
Soldier
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1116
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1112
Who:
Engineer
Get behind me doctor!
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1112
Who:
Heavy
Come along now, doctor!
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1111
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1109
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1107
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1106
Who:
Medic
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1106
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1106
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1105
Who:
Engineer
That was too easy, mate!
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1104
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1104
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1103
Who:
Soldier
Gah!
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1102
Who:
Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1101
Who:
Demoman
Good work
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1101
Who:
Engineer
We are killers!
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1097
Who:
Heavy
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1097
Who:
Soldier
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1097
Who:
Soldier
Doctor!
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1096
Who:
Spy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1096
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1095
Who:
Demoman
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1095
Who:
Scout
Sturm und drang!
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1094
Who:
Medic
Real smooth, dummy!
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1093
Who:
Scout
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1093
Who:
Spy
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1090
Who:
Sniper
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1089
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1085
Who:
Sniper
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1085
Who:
Demoman
Appreciate it, mate!
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1084
Who:
Sniper
Down and give me 20!
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1083
Who:
Soldier
Fine job!
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1082
Who:
Spy
Agh!
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1081
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is one of them!
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1081
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1081
Who:
Scout
Spies... bloody useless
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1081
Who:
Sniper
My pleasure!
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1078
Who:
Spy
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1078
Who:
Soldier
We... did it!
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1076
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1076
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1076
Who:
Soldier
Found my ball!
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1075
Who:
Scout
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1075
Who:
Soldier
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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1074
Who:
Soldier
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1073
Who:
Heavy
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1073
Who:
Scout
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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1072
Who:
Scout
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1072
Who:
Heavy
I need some help!
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1071
Who:
Soldier
Flawless victory!
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1071
Who:
Announcer
This is my intelligence!
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1070
Who:
Soldier
I am charged!
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1069
Who:
Medic
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