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Bombs away!
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Sniper
Little, little man!
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1509
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Heavy
Agh, cart is gone!
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634
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Heavy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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7576
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Heavy
Eaugh!
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1463
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Spy
Ya'll just got branded!
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617
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Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2445
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Medic
Crocket!
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1326
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Soldier
Yeah!
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1325
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Sniper
We got a Spy!
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1205
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Scout
*critical death*
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10514
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Soldier
Thanks for the aid!
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653
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Soldier
I murdered your toys as well!
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1585
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Spy
Ah, good night Irene!
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2970
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Engineer
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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919
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Demoman
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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642
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Engineer
Dagh
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2379
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Medic
I'm battin' a thousand!
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946
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Scout
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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53536
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Scout
Schnell, raus raus!
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7672
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Medic
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1314
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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2674
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Soldier
And that is how you do it, men!
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826
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Soldier
I am giant!
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1495
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Heavy
Augh...
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867
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9045
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Sniper
Medic!
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10003
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Heavy
Heh-hah!
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680
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Scout
Fight me!
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964
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Heavy
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5550
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Heavy
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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19271
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Scout
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3193
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Spy
Help me defend!
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753
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Spy
I am charged!
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1039
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Medic
Stand on the point, you git!
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729
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Demoman
That was unfortunate!
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1213
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Spy
Outstanding shot!
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877
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Soldier
That's some shonking business right there
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3504
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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26506
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Demoman
We must push little cart!
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2105
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Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3028
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Announcer
Spy around here!
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2866
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Engineer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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521
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Announcer
You failed!
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6125
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Pyro
Many thanks!
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5405
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Heavy
Bah!
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1161
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Demoman
Crazed killer!
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586
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Announcer
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5168
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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2912
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Spy
Get on point, stupid!
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8357
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Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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975
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Medic
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5109
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Demoman
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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874
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Demoman
First blood!
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528
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Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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15694
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1921
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Sniper
Right up! Right up!
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596
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Sniper
Let's do this Texas style!
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4460
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Engineer
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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4330
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Demoman
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2272
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Engineer
Keep that cart movin'!
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576
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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5024
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Demoman
Argh! Where is cart going?
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930
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Heavy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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1691
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Demoman
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9757
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Scout
Flawless victory!
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1040
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Announcer
I will never stop killing you!
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1301
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Scout
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3470
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Demoman
Wuss!
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605
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Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1910
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Spy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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Announcer
Help me!
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1372
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Demoman
Look at me! Look at me!
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1116
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Heavy
And that!
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794
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Heavy
G'day!
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3810
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Sniper
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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780
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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3448
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Heavy
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1142
Who:
Announcer
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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1534
Who:
Scout
You have 30 seconds to live!
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7196
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1045
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Soldier
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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3861
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Soldier
Your doctor is dead!
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3507
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Heavy
Too slow!
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580
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Scout
You done incurred my wrath, son
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2824
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Engineer
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3108
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Announcer
Get on the point, wanker!
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1727
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Sniper
You live in a van! *laughs*
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5885
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Spy
Defend our cart!
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519
Who:
Announcer
To the right!
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587
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Engineer
Sturm und drang!
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1073
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Medic
That's what it was made for!
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4003
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Engineer
Hey, look at me ma!
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1856
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Scout
Let's go!
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695
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Scout
Burn. In. Hell!
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1574
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Demoman
Left, left!
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583
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Sniper
Schnell! Go get them!
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1558
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Medic
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