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Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2091
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Sniper
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
We are killers!
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1468
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5867
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1409
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Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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5705
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Medic
We push cart back!
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739
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Heavy
Fine shot mate!
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1134
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Sniper
Follow me, doctor!
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849
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Spy
Too slow!
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799
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Scout
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2897
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Medic
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3378
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Medic
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1339
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1964
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Soldier
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4220
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2941
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Scout
Moron!
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1008
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Scout
One
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5547
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3370
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Heavy
Go go go!
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3241
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Pyro
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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745
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Announcer
Aw, shucks
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1554
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Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3705
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Soldier
We... did it!
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1358
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Demoman
Mongrel
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840
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Sniper
Put sentry here
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3011
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Heavy
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4444
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5012
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Sniper
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3303
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Soldier
Medic!
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1760
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Soldier
Hey wimps!
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1068
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Scout
Augh!
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1190
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Scout
*sings* Come on!
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1954
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Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3067
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Engineer
Who-aa!
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834
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Scout
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2583
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2284
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Pyro
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6365
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Medic
Move up, move up, move up!
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775
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Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3275
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Demoman
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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855
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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15332
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Sniper
Fire! Fire!
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9354
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Pyro
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2046
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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37155
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Engineer
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2525
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Spy
Downtown!
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797
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2913
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Scout
We must return cart!
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734
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Heavy
I feel tres bon!
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9683
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Spy
Ohh!
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1849
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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4682
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Scout
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2874
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Heavy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6882
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Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2669
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Sniper
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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744
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Scout
Wah! Wah!
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12516
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Heavy
Give 'em a gob-full!
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999
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Sniper
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1984
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Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3574
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Announcer
Agh!
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1414
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Spy
To the left!
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790
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Spy
Who send all these babies to fight?
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4975
Who:
Heavy
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1316
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Demoman
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2795
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Announcer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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144881
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Pyro
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2639
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Heavy
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4170
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Engineer
*screams*
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9808
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Spy
Howdy, partner!
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2241
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Spy
Right!
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853
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Heavy
Help me!
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1797
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Engineer
Ya'll just got branded!
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763
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Engineer
Well done, us!
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1805
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Spy
Left!
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831
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Heavy
*critical death*
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14749
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Medic
That ain't the right way guys!
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745
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Scout
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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825
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Engineer
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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752
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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5461
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Heavy
Get 'em, boyos!
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2791
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Demoman
Dispenser goin' up!
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3566
Who:
Engineer
G'day!
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4845
Who:
Sniper
*laugh* You got owned!
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6972
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Scout
You have done well!
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1567
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Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4414
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen! Let's launch that monkey!
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899
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Announcer
Put up fists!
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1771
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Heavy
Ya'll take that, rocket boy!
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758
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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9272
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Heavy
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3251
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Soldier
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1299
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Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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797
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Scout
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3288
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Soldier
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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896
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Sniper
*long laugh*!
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3351
Who:
Medic
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4397
Who:
Medic
Do you remember me now?!
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2029
Who:
Heavy
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