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*sharp pain*
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Sniper
What're you lookin' at?
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1399
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Scout
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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71942
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Soldier
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1614
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Spy
There can be only one!
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43459
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Demoman
We must all push!
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602
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Heavy
Aaaah!
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1013
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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63264
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Pyro
Help me secure this point!
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787
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Medic
I wasted you!
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616
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Scout
First blood, finally!
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567
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Announcer
Medic!
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1896
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Spy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1192
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Scout
Augh.. merde...
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9755
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Spy
I did all I could!
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1456
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Spy
Ready to charge!
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1422
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Medic
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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645
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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108781
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Pyro
Hi ma!
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1146
Who:
Scout
Let's go!
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769
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Soldier
Boo!
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6315
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Pyro
I almost joined their bloody team
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1038
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Demoman
Cry some more!
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34994
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Heavy
Sandvich make me strong!
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9655
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Heavy
Move!
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1848
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Heavy
That was too easy mate!
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1329
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Sniper
Thank you Engineer!
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10144
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Medic
Augh!
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1118
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Scout
*gibberish*
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7061
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Demoman
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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9159
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Announcer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5713
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Sniper
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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1752
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Demoman
Sentry up there!
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625
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Scout
Idiot! Get on the point!
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2850
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Medic
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1086
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Heavy
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1826
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Scout
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1306
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Demoman
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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917
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Engineer
Move out!
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640
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Soldier
Admirable shot!
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856
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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6333
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Heavy
Cream gravy!
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33070
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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3640
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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892
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Soldier
I destroy coward toys!
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1620
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Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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10215
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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2066
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Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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3191
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Medic
*tsk*
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1490
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Demoman
Thanks!
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871
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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1659
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Medic
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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541
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Announcer
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1234
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Soldier
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1080
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Soldier
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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1823
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Soldier
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3647
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Engineer
Raus, raus!
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1589
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Medic
Need help defending this point!
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702
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Engineer
They have the device!
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542
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Announcer
Phew!
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1067
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Engineer
Ugh
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1128
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Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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712
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Soldier
Follow me, doc!
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617
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Engineer
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3281
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Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1840
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Spy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9298
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Engineer
I never really was on your side!
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9628
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Spy
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4327
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Engineer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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2712
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Demoman
To the left!
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631
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Scout
Let's do this!
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919
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Scout
Job well done!
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1874
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Engineer
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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Soldier
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3313
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Medic
You disgust me!
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6284
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Spy
And that!
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852
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Heavy
It seems I am not the only Spy
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Spy
Aces!
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750
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Sniper
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1088
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Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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1413
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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10485
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Medic
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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3701
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1127
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1872
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Demoman
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1398
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Spy
Nice job
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669
Who:
Engineer
I am not done with you yet!
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872
Who:
Heavy
Another satisfied customer!
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3071
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Engineer
That person is a spy!
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6166
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Pyro
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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958
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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7593
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Soldier
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1176
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Engineer
I'm burnin'!
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3534
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Demoman
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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544
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Announcer
Thanks for that, truckee!
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1064
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Sniper
Хорошо!
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296635
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Heavy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2119
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Spy
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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542
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Announcer
They have the device!
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547
Who:
Announcer
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
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