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Heck yes!
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Engineer
Boo!
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11698
Who:
Engineer
Roger that!
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1195
Who:
Soldier
Hurry! The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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631
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Announcer
You are no match for me!
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1038
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Heavy
Los weiter!
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Medic
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2146
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Spy
*critical death*
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9646
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Pyro
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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828
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1790
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Sniper
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1026
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Scout
Nice aim!
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819
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Scout
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3131
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Sniper
Look at me, ma!
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1672
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Scout
Gah!
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1554
Who:
Engineer
First blood!
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688
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Announcer
Dispenser down!
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6436
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Engineer
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8578
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Scout
Go!
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939
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Heavy
All of you are dead!
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9278
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Heavy
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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952
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Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3387
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Spy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1709
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Demoman
Another medal is good!
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1843
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Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17360
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Sniper
Fess...
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1677
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Sniper
Forward!
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873
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Soldier
Move these things up!
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912
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Spy
Need a teleporter here!
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Pyro
Alright!
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1141
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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3404
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Heavy
Thanks!
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813
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Soldier
That's the spirit!
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1300
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Demoman
I require assistance!
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Spy
They have the suitcase!
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676
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Announcer
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3089
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Scout
Next time, try two eyes!
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1558
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Scout
*short laugh*
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42939
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Spy
*whistles*
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8350
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Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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15187
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Heavy
Job well done!
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2158
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2458
Who:
Engineer
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Get over here!
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751
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Scout
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1775
Who:
Scout
The burning! The burning!
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1954
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Soldier
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Demoman
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2910
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Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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37329
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Engineer
Kaboom to you, sir!
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Spy
Tagged ya!
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743
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Engineer
Appreciate it!
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906
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Sniper
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1892
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Announcer
That Demo is a Spy!
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Engineer
Thank you doctor!
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913
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Demoman
Good work
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1303
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Engineer
Last one alive, lock the door!
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4975
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Soldier
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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Sniper
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1251
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Heavy
Oh yeah!
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Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3941
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Spy
Ugh!
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1293
Who:
Engineer
Oh I love this!
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1193
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Announcer
*burp*
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2119
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Announcer
Fight on the point!
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821
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Heavy
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Dominated, you red menace!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
I am coming for you again!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Soldier
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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Sniper
And that is how you do it, men!
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Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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1842
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Spy
Your guns are for babies!
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Who:
Announcer
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8539
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Scout
Aw, jeez!
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Who:
Scout
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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744
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Scout
*gibberish*
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Demoman
I feel alive!
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3452
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Heavy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2288
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Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
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1338
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
Go right!
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741
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Medic
Schnell! Go get them!
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1953
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Medic
*big laugh*
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1812
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Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2174
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Spy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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Medic
That was unfortunate!
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1477
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Spy
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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735
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Announcer
Mnaah!
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Medic
Yoink!
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Who:
Scout
Come here, sissy!
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Engineer
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