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Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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Spy
Help!
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951
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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58884
Who:
Pyro
You mean nothing to me now!
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1427
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
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1351
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Announcer
*big laugh*
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1252
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Heavy
Push bomb cart! Move!
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808
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Heavy
Atta boy!
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775
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Scout
Push cart!
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529
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Heavy
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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529
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Scout
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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575
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Engineer
Los weiter!
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1168
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Medic
Forward!
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623
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Medic
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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756
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Sniper
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4288
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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14127
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Sniper
Oh, there's my ball!
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1338
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Scout
Get to it!
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529
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Sniper
Overtime!
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3145
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Announcer
I destroy coward toys!
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1464
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Heavy
First blood, that was fast!
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921
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Announcer
Fight like big man!
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645
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Heavy
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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940
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Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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2733
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Soldier
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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Soldier
Hide coward! I will find you!
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671
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Heavy
Denied!
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1750
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Scout
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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551
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Scout
Blammo!
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922
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Soldier
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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676
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Sniper
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1304
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Spy
Woo-hoo!
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1236
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Scout
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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15517
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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580
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Scout
*critical death*
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Demoman
*critical death*
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5127
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Engineer
Is our cart now!
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587
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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5638
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Pyro
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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722
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Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1529
Who:
Scout
Hit charge!
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2038
Who:
Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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8534
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Scout
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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6518
Who:
Engineer
Now we're doin' it, now we're doin' it!
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562
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Scout
Gesundheit!
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2865
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Medic
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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592
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Scout
Woo-ee!
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2074
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Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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7031
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3428
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Heavy
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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528
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Scout
We must all push!
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535
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Heavy
Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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672
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Scout
Run home to mama!
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1516
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Heavy
Screamin' eagles!
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3834
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Soldier
Attack!
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3075
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Soldier
Fire!
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984
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Sniper
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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637
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Sniper
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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1343
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Demoman
Nice work!
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550
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Soldier
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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558
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Announcer
*screams in pain*
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11429
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Spy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1349
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1582
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Spy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Get on the point, wanker!
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1551
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Sniper
Crikey!
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Sniper
Sentry forward!
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536
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Soldier
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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539
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Scout
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Engineer
The point is now available for capture!
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517
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Announcer
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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Engineer
Appreciate it!
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522
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Sniper
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
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2051
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Sniper
Now I've seen everything
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5479
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Engineer
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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Spy
Left!
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605
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Heavy
You have 30 seconds to live!
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Medic
Agh!
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903
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Engineer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1136
Who:
Sniper
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1047
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Soldier
Bologna! *laughs*
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Heavy
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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730
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Engineer
Affirmative!
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537
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Soldier
We have lost the control point!
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Announcer
No!
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3178
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Heavy
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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851
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Demoman
Put up fists!
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1384
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Heavy
Nice shot!
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Scout
Yeah, gotcha!
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791
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Scout
Left!
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580
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Medic
*happy laugh*!
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1415
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Medic
It is good day to be giant man!
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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2134
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Demoman
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
I'm afraid not!
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12544
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Spy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Who:
Soldier
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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3642
Who:
Soldier
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