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Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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876
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Demoman
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1516
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Soldier
So close!
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764
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Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2321
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Heavy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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1702
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Scout
You camped the whole time for this?!
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765
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Scout
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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513
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Announcer
Get with the program!
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865
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1489
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Demoman
I must be dreaming!
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1431
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Spy
Much obliged
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1088
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Engineer
*critical death*
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4971
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1590
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Demoman
Crikey!
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1745
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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5699
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Spy
I will never stop killing you!
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1273
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Scout
This is not a trick.
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8819
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Spy
We're not giving it back
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1607
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Sniper
Heh-hah!
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657
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Scout
Have at them, lads!
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3191
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Demoman
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1312
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Engineer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1748
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Scout
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1120
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Medic
No seriously, you all suck!
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5764
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Scout
Idiot! Get on the point!
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2644
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Medic
Help!
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2995
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Sniper
Way to go, paly!
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691
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Scout
Security Alert!
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1827
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Announcer
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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6202
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Scout
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1001
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Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8424
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Sniper
This did not just happen!
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2963
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Scout
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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6805
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Demoman
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3456
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Scout
Let this be lesson for you!
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2410
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Heavy
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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835
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Scout
Thanks, doc!
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841
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Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1808
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1536
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Soldier
Fire!
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953
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Medic
Forward!
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654
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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766
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Heavy
They have the Australium!
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511
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Announcer
Outstanding shot!
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854
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Soldier
They have the device!
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509
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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659
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Spy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2272
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Scout
Kaboom to you, sir!
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4336
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Spy
Spy!
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11410
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Heavy
Burn. In. Hell!
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1519
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Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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2734
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Soldier
Hold this point!
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625
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Heavy
I'm running circles around ya!
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8843
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Scout
That wasn't even close!
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1574
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Engineer
Put teleport here
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2820
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Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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9336
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Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2464
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Sniper
I dominate you sawbones!
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756
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Demoman
Move 'em out!
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853
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Engineer
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1453
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Scout
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4624
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Medic
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10455
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Medic
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1389
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Demoman
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2467
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Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
I built that!
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3142
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Engineer
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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1959
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Spy
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2074
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Announcer
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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2573
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Sniper
I wasted you!
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565
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Scout
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1992
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Demoman
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3426
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Medic
I am very happy!
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4073
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Heavy
*critical death*
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7474
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Pyro
We need a dispenser right here!
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3523
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Engineer
Medic!
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28864
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Pyro
Ay... what just happened?
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25964
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Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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1990
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Heavy
Doctor!
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980
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Spy
What?!
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5258
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Scout
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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510
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1904
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Engineer
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2516
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Sniper
*critical death*
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5811
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Pyro
Let's have a go at it!
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2214
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Sniper
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
No!
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3058
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Scout
I'm battin' a thousand!
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920
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Scout
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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Soldier
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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624
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Announcer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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7793
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Spy
I love my ball!
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2313
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2340
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Scout
You died as you lived, running away!
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1307
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Spy
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