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Haha. Yeah!
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
*gasps in pain*
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2000
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Spy
Too slow!
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515
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Scout
*long laugh*
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61134
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Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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Demoman
Incoming!
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802
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Medic
*critical death*
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9277
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Soldier
To the left!
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605
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Demoman
Sentry forward!
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531
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Soldier
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1536
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Heavy
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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936
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Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1042
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Medic
I require assistance!
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4451
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Spy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1381
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Scout
Way to duck!
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517
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Scout
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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48513
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Scout
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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738
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Sniper
Ready to charge!
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1261
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Medic
I have many medals!
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700
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Heavy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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1777
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Heavy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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6772
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Demoman
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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2481
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Demoman
You have got to be kidding!
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1736
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Scout
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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Soldier
*gibberish*
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3602
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Demoman
Right up! Right up!
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523
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Sniper
Keep pushin' it!
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518
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Scout
Clearly they were out-classed
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1029
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Spy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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893
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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1192
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Engineer
I need some dog-gone help!
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1636
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Engineer
Superior shot!
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696
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Spy
Follow me doctor!
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530
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Heavy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7045
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Heavy
*short laugh*!
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1587
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Medic
Push!
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583
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Heavy
Bloody bogan
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2054
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Sniper
Cry some more!
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32311
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Heavy
Next time, try killing one of them!
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530
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Announcer
Amazing, camarade!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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3204
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Scout
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1504
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Sniper
Cart goes wrong way!
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607
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Heavy
Cheers doctor!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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915
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Medic
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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Scout
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Slap my hand.
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11495
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Spy
Thank you Engineer!
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9381
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Medic
That Spy is one of them!
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924
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Engineer
Thanks for ride!
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728
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Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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3868
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Soldier
Dis-missed!
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697
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Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1697
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Demoman
I murdered your toys as well!
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Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
Wuss!
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543
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Scout
Holy dooley
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3901
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Sniper
You camped the whole time for this?!
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697
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Scout
You got blood on my suit!
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1825
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Spy
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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773
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Good shot, mate!
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23747
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Sniper
We need to defend this point!
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529
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Right!
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536
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Medic
To the right!
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513
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Engineer
Nice shot, man
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656
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Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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5899
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Announcer
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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Spy
Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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584
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Scout
What?!
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Scout
Appreciate it!
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512
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Sniper
C'mon doc, do it!
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Scout
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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Demoman
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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470
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Announcer
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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Soldier
*big laugh*
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Heavy
*grumbles*
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1094
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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1615
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Pyro
*hawk* *spit*
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869
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Sniper
Go left!
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573
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Spy
Get to the control points!
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477
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Demoman
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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832
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Sniper
No worries!
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1237
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Sniper
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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768
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Sniper
Nice shot, camarade!
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1933
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Medic
*critical death*
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Soldier
C'mon, move it up!
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535
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Scout
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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782
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Sniper
I'm gonna lay you out!
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Engineer
*hiss*
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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Spy
I'm battin' a thousand!
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833
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Scout
Keep that cart movin'!
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Scout
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