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*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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Scout
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4121
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Medic
Is there a point to your lives?
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1172
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Medic
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5236
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Engineer
Augh!
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921
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Spy
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1134
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Scout
Spy is not our Spy!
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7107
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Heavy
Batter up!
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546
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Scout
*long laugh*
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16246
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Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1472
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Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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3099
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Demoman
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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914
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Spy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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895
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Sniper
Nah!
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5961
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Demoman
We have lost the control point!
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1394
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Announcer
You cannot beat me!
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1088
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Heavy
Hell, men...
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1194
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Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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1849
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Spy
Spy around here!
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2741
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Engineer
Yes!
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1674
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2644
Who:
Soldier
Speek up next time, boy!
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630
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Engineer
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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6128
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Heavy
You big-head wankers
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1365
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Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1111
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Announcer
Magnificent!
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1836
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Spy
I destroy coward toys!
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1493
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2940
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Scout
Thanks for the teleport
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2377
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Pyro
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1769
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Scout
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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1909
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Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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65392
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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882
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Engineer
*screams in pain*
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3920
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Spy
*short laugh*!
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1659
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Medic
Not our finest moment!
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1867
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Spy
Right!
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555
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Heavy
That was all you!
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571
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Scout
Wern't no thing
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697
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Engineer
Nope!
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46279
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Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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960
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Announcer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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2570
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Demoman
The Engineer is a Spy!
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3617
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Medic
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1054
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Engineer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
First blood!
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545
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Announcer
Aygh
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860
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Medic
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1181
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Soldier
Bring it!
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545
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Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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1322
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Engineer
I see Spy!
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3581
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Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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3094
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Medic
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5234
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Medic
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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639
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Engineer
Incoming!
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827
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Sniper
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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602
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Scout
C'mon tough guy!
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615
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Scout
It seems I am not the only Spy
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9425
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Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2189
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Scout
Ugh!
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827
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Engineer
And this!
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1358
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Heavy
I'm burnin'!
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3147
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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18325
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Engineer
You failed! The enemy has destroyed our base!
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707
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Announcer
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2211
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Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1656
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Medic
Dis-missed!
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741
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2051
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Pyro
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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950
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Demoman
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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579
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Heavy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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4895
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Spy
Oh, the horror...
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4326
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Pyro
Spot on!
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574
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1745
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Heavy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1268
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Demoman
Yes!
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Demoman
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1488
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Scout
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
Yee-haw!
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3946
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Engineer
No!
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3275
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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6647
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Engineer
Agh
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841
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Demoman
I dominate you sawbones!
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738
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Demoman
Oktoberfest!
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69715
Who:
Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2519
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Engineer
Cheers!
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1106
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Spy
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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757
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Announcer
Sentry right up there!
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969
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Engineer
Medic!
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99471
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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3748
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Demoman
Thanks doc!
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623
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Demoman
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3690
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Medic
You've done me proud, boys!
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Soldier
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2009
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Announcer
We are screwed!
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2663
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Scout
I'm movin' this!
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1072
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Engineer
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3297
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Spy
Tagged ya!
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546
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Engineer
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