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Good shot!
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Heavy
Help me!
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3893
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Pyro
I could use a hand defending here!
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704
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Spy
Woo!
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Scout
Aw, crap...
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4076
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Scout
That Spy is an enemy!
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1684
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Spy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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669
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Sniper
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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922
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Scout
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3359
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Heavy
Sentry right up there!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1155
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Soldier
Nice shot
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2175
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Pyro
Soldier is Spy!
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1841
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Heavy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1122
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Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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1883
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Announcer
I am on fire!
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Soldier
Help!
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2155
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Heavy
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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546
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Sniper
Hurry! They're taking the Australium to the rocket!
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479
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Announcer
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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786
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Sniper
Left left!
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548
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Medic
That's where books get you, professor!
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Soldier
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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636
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Announcer
Thank you doctor!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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659
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Medic
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1071
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Soldier
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1036
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Soldier
Thanks for that, truckee!
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897
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Sniper
Buildin' a sentry!
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Engineer
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
Nah!
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Demoman
Heck no
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Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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Demoman
Pssssst *chuckle*
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Sniper
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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524
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Announcer
Thank you!
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1973
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Heavy
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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809
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Scout
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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942
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Heavy
No!
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2731
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Scout
Help!
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997
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Medic
*tsk*
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1248
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Demoman
Holy dooley
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3930
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Sniper
Ping!
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539
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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Soldier
Bloody piker
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580
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Sniper
Take that, you quack!
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Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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Spy
Catch this!
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Scout
WE have the device!
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475
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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2109
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Pyro
Move!
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1860
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Spy
Good job! Let's see some more!
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542
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Scout
How's that feel, wimp?
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Scout
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
The sentry goes here!
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Medic
Medic!
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Spy
*sings*
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Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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Demoman
Hit it doc!
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Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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Heavy
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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Spy
Augh
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844
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Medic
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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Demoman
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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Engineer
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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Announcer
At ease! *laughs*
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Sniper
Demoman is Spy!
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Heavy
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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729
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Heavy
Yo! A little help here!
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Scout
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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Engineer
Very bad!
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Heavy
We did it mates!
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870
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Demoman
Move!
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1576
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Heavy
Alert!
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Announcer
Who is with me?
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578
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Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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Announcer
Come along now, doctor!
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990
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Heavy
After you!
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653
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Spy
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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Engineer
I'm on fire now!
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Pyro
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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Heavy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1068
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Sniper
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
Yeah-heh-hah!
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Scout
Dominated, short-pants!
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736
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Soldier
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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Heavy
Take that, book-smarts!
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Sniper
Left!
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598
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Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1444
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Engineer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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Engineer
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