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Move that kit up!
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Demoman
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1031
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Engineer
I'm not even winded!
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1561
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Scout
Incoming!
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1454
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Soldier
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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830
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Scout
Have at them, lads!
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3332
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1742
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Engineer
Job well done!
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1832
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Engineer
Let's move it up!
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593
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Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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14382
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1382
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Heavy
Security Warning!
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1268
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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5716
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Engineer
They have the device!
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527
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Announcer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3036
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Scout
Was good trip!
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1470
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Heavy
It's all up to you now!
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588
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Announcer
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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4398
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Demoman
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1469
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Demoman
Right right!
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620
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Medic
Security Alert!
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1913
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1558
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Demoman
What'd you guys, give up?
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954
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Scout
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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593
Who:
Scout
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9227
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Engineer
Hi ma!
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1135
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Scout
Need help capping this point!
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601
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Soldier
Go left!
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655
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Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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2173
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Heavy
Don't hide behind your toys lad!
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806
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Demoman
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2385
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Spy
And this!
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1442
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Heavy
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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621
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Announcer
Ugh.
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2536
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Demoman
You cannot beat me!
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1196
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Heavy
Who is with me?
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660
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Spy
Hello fräuleins!
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42086
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Medic
I appreciate your help!
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892
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Spy
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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7601
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Engineer
Go go go!
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2695
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Heavy
Oh please!
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1851
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Spy
Let the games begin!
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1135
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Announcer
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1480
Who:
Demoman
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1274
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Scout
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2262
Who:
Scout
There can be only one... eye...
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4180
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Demoman
Fire!
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1054
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Sniper
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4324
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Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1220
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Announcer
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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954
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Demoman
Head right!
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598
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Demoman
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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832
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Scout
Not good!
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4604
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Heavy
You've done me proud, boys!
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2625
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Soldier
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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772
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Sniper
Left!
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620
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1095
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Scout
*screams*
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Spy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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2701
Who:
Heavy
Ah.. crepe!
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3993
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Demoman
Push!
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867
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Heavy
Wuss
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624
Who:
Sniper
I hate doctors!
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1630
Who:
Scout
Success! We have delivered the device!
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530
Who:
Announcer
Help me capture the point!
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667
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Spy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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2752
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Medic
It is good day to be giant man!
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4511
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Heavy
No...
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Soldier
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Pyro
Doctor, if you please!
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1639
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Spy
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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Medic
Charge now, doctor!
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4550
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Heavy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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2806
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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1651
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Medic
Right, right!
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630
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Sniper
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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46772
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Medic
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3392
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Spy
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
Come on, fellas!
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1058
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Engineer
Kill 'em all!
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1931
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Demoman
They are weakened!
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1156
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Medic
*burp*
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7242
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Announcer
Good job! Let's see some more!
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608
Who:
Announcer
Run home to mama!
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Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1441
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Engineer
They have the Australium!
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528
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Announcer
Spy!
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3436
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Scout
Nope!
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48856
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Scout
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1373
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Sniper
Go left!
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607
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Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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14272
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Heavy
Yeah!
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1120
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Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2269
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2044
Who:
Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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1544
Who:
Spy
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3182
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Soldier
Bloody brilliant!
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2393
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1174
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Medic
Hey, whose on fire now?
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Who:
Scout
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