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I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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Sniper
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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Scout
Thank you doc
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Pyro
Coward!
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861
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Announcer
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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Engineer
We did it, camarade!
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Medic
*critical death*
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10540
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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5115
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Medic
Many thanks!
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6276
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Heavy
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4604
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Scout
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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40042
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Soldier
Thanks for the teleport
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2954
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Pyro
Ugh
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1376
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Medic
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1032
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2800
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Scout
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11631
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Spy
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
Bah!
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1649
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Demoman
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2016
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Scout
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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Demoman
Baby team has cart!
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1856
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Heavy
That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
C'mon tough guy!
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799
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Scout
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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Soldier
You wimps suck!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Medic
I am big war hero!
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1604
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Heavy
Yes!
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Demoman
Dispenser goin' up!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
C'mere, cupcake!
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Soldier
*long laugh*!
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Medic
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Announcer
Scout is Spy!
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Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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631
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Announcer
You died as you lived, running away!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3447
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Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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Heavy
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1961
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Soldier
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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Soldier
Place a dispenser here!
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Spy
Now, doctor... now!
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Sniper
Good shot, lad
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Demoman
We have captured the center control point!
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Announcer
We all knew you were a Spy!
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Spy
Forward!
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876
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Soldier
Follow me, doc!
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751
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Scout
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1205
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Scout
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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Scout
Defend the freakin' point!
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860
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Scout
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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Engineer
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
Doctor!
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Spy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4767
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Spy
Help!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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3188
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Scout
*gibberish*
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Demoman
C'mon move the cart!
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744
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1896
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Demoman
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2874
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Heavy
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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920
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Scout
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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776
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Scout
No...
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Soldier
Ding dong!
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Scout
Work, damnit!
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Scout
I did it!
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Scout
Holy dooley!
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Sniper
Raaagh!
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Medic
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
Holy dooley
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Sniper
You deserve a medal, doc!
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Soldier
Five!
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Announcer
Help me pin this down!
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Sniper
Dominated, smokey!
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Engineer
Two!
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Announcer
Nice shot
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Pyro
I can not believe this!
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1669
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Scout
*gibberish*
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4771
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Demoman
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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Engineer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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Demoman
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2867
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Heavy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Spy
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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Demoman
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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Engineer
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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Scout
Good work!
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Medic
Dominated, campground!
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Engineer
Yee-haw!
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6769
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Engineer
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1625
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Heavy
We have dropped the device!
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631
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Announcer
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
No!
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4771
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Heavy
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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Announcer
Eaugh!
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