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I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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Spy in our midst!
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Spy
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
Danke, herr doctor!
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Medic
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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Scout
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Sniper
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2800
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Soldier
I could use a hand defending here!
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771
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Spy
Baby team has cart!
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Heavy
All of you are dead!
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Heavy
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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Sniper
C'mon doc, follow me!
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587
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Scout
No!
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Spy
Now I've seen everything
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5692
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Engineer
Left left!
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583
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Medic
Everyone! Look at me!
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5008
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Engineer
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Aw, jeez!
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Scout
Bombs away!
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Sniper
Heck yes!
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Engineer
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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Demoman
Dominated! *laughs*
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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Demoman
Today is a good day!
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Soldier
*critical death*
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Engineer
Sentry comin' up!
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Demoman
Speek up next time, boy!
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652
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Engineer
*burp*
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Announcer
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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Engineer
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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Engineer
Slap my hand!
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Spy
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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Engineer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Scout
C'mon, c'mon!
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566
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Scout
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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814
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Sniper
Spy!
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Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
Follow me, doctor!
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Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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Medic
No other class gonna do that!
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Scout
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
Help me capture this point!
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726
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Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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Medic
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Woo!
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Scout
Flawless victory!
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1021
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Announcer
Danke
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Medic
Push cart!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Spy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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Spy
Four!
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Announcer
You failed!
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Announcer
Nice shot, camarade!
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Medic
Erectin' a dispenser!
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11242
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Engineer
You call that snipin'?
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963
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Sniper
Push!
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627
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Heavy
You camped the whole time for this?!
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770
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Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Thanks!
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Soldier
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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Sniper
Ahh, piss
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Sniper
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
The Medic is a Spy!
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Medic
Splended!
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Spy
Let's do this!
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850
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Scout
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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Scout
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Spy
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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Soldier
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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Sniper
Good job, everyone!
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776
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Heavy
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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Scout
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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Soldier
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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Demoman
Pow!
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Engineer
Hurry! The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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512
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Announcer
Right!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Engineer
You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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Announcer
We got em! We got em!
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628
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Scout
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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763
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Scout
Go left!
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588
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Demoman
Work, damnit!
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Scout
I wasted you!
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567
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Scout
Piece of piss!
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Sniper
Maniac!
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521
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Announcer
Oh please!
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1792
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Spy
Augh...
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Spy
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