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C'mon, hit it doc!
Listens:
1503
Who:
Engineer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1503
Who:
Sniper
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1503
Who:
Soldier
I'm dyin' here!
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1502
Who:
Scout
Stop the courier!
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1501
Who:
Announcer
N-augh!
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1501
Who:
Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1501
Who:
Heavy
I have new weapon!
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1501
Who:
Heavy
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1500
Who:
Demoman
Charge me doc!
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1499
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1499
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1499
Who:
Soldier
I will never stop killing you!
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1499
Who:
Scout
Thanks lad!
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1497
Who:
Demoman
You look like death warn over!
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1497
Who:
Spy
Woo!
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1496
Who:
Scout
Weak!
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1496
Who:
Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1495
Who:
Scout
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1490
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1485
Who:
Sniper
That's nothin'
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1483
Who:
Engineer
With my apologies!
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1483
Who:
Spy
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1483
Who:
Soldier
Let us move!
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1482
Who:
Spy
Bugger!
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1480
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1480
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1479
Who:
Soldier
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1478
Who:
Spy
You cannot beat me!
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1478
Who:
Heavy
Aw, shucks
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1476
Who:
Engineer
Crikey
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1476
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1476
Who:
Soldier
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1472
Who:
Demoman
Spy in our midst!
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1472
Who:
Spy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1468
Who:
Heavy
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1468
Who:
Scout
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1468
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1466
Who:
Demoman
Good times!
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1465
Who:
Heavy
Boo-yah!
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1465
Who:
Soldier
I am big war hero!
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1465
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1464
Who:
Soldier
Woo!
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1464
Who:
Scout
That's where books get you, professor!
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1463
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy mate!
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1462
Who:
Sniper
*grumble*
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1462
Who:
Sniper
Get goin'!
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1461
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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1458
Who:
Demoman
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1458
Who:
Engineer
This one's ours now!
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1457
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1456
Who:
Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1455
Who:
Announcer
Get them! Raus raus!
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1455
Who:
Medic
We got a Spy!
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1454
Who:
Scout
Very good!
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1454
Who:
Heavy
Hit it, doc!
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1452
Who:
Soldier
Cheers!
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1452
Who:
Spy
Yeees.
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1452
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1450
Who:
Medic
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1449
Who:
Demoman
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1448
Who:
Soldier
Agh!
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1446
Who:
Engineer
Get behind me doctor!
Listens:
1446
Who:
Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1446
Who:
Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1445
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1444
Who:
Soldier
Heavy load comin' through!
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1443
Who:
Engineer
That was unfortunate!
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1441
Who:
Spy
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1435
Who:
Announcer
Let's go!
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1435
Who:
Scout
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1434
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1428
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1428
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1427
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1424
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1421
Who:
Soldier
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1421
Who:
Engineer
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1417
Who:
Soldier
Nice goin', partner
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1416
Who:
Engineer
Raaagh!
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1415
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1415
Who:
Sniper
Heh-he-hah!
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1414
Who:
Soldier
Argh
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1412
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1408
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1405
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1401
Who:
Sniper
*hawk* *spit*
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1400
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1398
Who:
Sniper
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1398
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1396
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1396
Who:
Soldier
Time to hide, cowards!
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1395
Who:
Heavy
I love that little gun!
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1395
Who:
Engineer
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1391
Who:
Soldier
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1390
Who:
Scout
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
Listens:
1389
Who:
Demoman
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1387
Who:
Announcer
That was gettin' heavy!
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1387
Who:
Engineer
Is there a point to your lives?
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1386
Who:
Medic
*spit*
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1386
Who:
Sniper
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