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Gah!
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1614
Who:
Engineer
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1614
Who:
Spy
Help!
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1613
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1613
Who:
Engineer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1613
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
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1611
Who:
Heavy
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1609
Who:
Engineer
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1608
Who:
Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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1608
Who:
Soldier
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1608
Who:
Soldier
Heil us!
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1606
Who:
Medic
Crikey
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1606
Who:
Sniper
Next time, try two eyes!
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1606
Who:
Scout
You have done well!
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1604
Who:
Spy
Charge me doc!
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1603
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1603
Who:
Spy
Need some help here!
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1602
Who:
Sniper
With my apologies!
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1601
Who:
Spy
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1598
Who:
Sniper
We have lost the center control point!
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1595
Who:
Announcer
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1593
Who:
Engineer
Los weiter!
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1593
Who:
Medic
I have new weapon!
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1588
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1585
Who:
Medic
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1582
Who:
Soldier
You cannot beat me!
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1582
Who:
Heavy
You look like death warn over!
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1582
Who:
Spy
Boo-yah!
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1581
Who:
Soldier
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1579
Who:
Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1577
Who:
Announcer
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1576
Who:
Demoman
I will never stop killing you!
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1570
Who:
Scout
Let's go!
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1569
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1569
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1568
Who:
Soldier
That's nothin'
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1567
Who:
Engineer
I'm dyin' here!
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1567
Who:
Scout
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1567
Who:
Spy
Good times!
Listens:
1566
Who:
Heavy
We got a Spy!
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1565
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1562
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1561
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1561
Who:
Soldier
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1559
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1558
Who:
Soldier
Let us move!
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1558
Who:
Spy
N-augh!
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1558
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1558
Who:
Sniper
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1557
Who:
Demoman
We are killers!
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1557
Who:
Heavy
Get them! Raus raus!
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1557
Who:
Medic
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1555
Who:
Scout
Thanks, doc!
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1553
Who:
Scout
Very good!
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1553
Who:
Heavy
Spy in our midst!
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1551
Who:
Spy
Security Warning!
Listens:
1550
Who:
Announcer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1550
Who:
Engineer
Get goin'!
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1549
Who:
Engineer
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1545
Who:
Heavy
Stop the courier!
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1544
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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1542
Who:
Soldier
Woo!
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1541
Who:
Scout
Raaagh!
Listens:
1538
Who:
Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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1537
Who:
Demoman
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
Listens:
1536
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
Listens:
1533
Who:
Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1532
Who:
Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1531
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1530
Who:
Medic
Cheers!
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1530
Who:
Spy
Hit it, doc!
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1529
Who:
Soldier
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1528
Who:
Scout
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1528
Who:
Demoman
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1527
Who:
Soldier
Agh!
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1525
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1525
Who:
Scout
Fight me, coward!
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1524
Who:
Heavy
Yoink!
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1524
Who:
Scout
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1524
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1523
Who:
Sniper
*spit*
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1522
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1520
Who:
Soldier
Crikey!
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1519
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1518
Who:
Engineer
Yeees.
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1518
Who:
Spy
That was too easy mate!
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1517
Who:
Sniper
Domination, look it up
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1514
Who:
Scout
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1511
Who:
Scout
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1510
Who:
Scout
That was unfortunate!
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1510
Who:
Spy
Go go go, charge!
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1509
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1507
Who:
Medic
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1506
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1505
Who:
Engineer
This one's ours now!
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1505
Who:
Sniper
Hide cowards!
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1504
Who:
Heavy
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1503
Who:
Engineer
Is there a point to your lives?
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1502
Who:
Medic
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1502
Who:
Engineer
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1502
Who:
Engineer
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