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That Medic is a Spy!
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1587
Who:
Soldier
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1587
Who:
Soldier
Need some help here!
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1584
Who:
Sniper
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1582
Who:
Engineer
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1581
Who:
Spy
Los weiter!
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1580
Who:
Medic
You have done well!
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1580
Who:
Spy
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1579
Who:
Demoman
Next time, try two eyes!
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1577
Who:
Scout
We have lost the center control point!
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1575
Who:
Announcer
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1573
Who:
Sniper
*grumble*
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1571
Who:
Sniper
Bugger!
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1570
Who:
Sniper
I have new weapon!
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1570
Who:
Heavy
Augh!
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1568
Who:
Spy
Charge me doc!
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1566
Who:
Engineer
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1566
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1564
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1564
Who:
Medic
With my apologies!
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1564
Who:
Spy
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1563
Who:
Engineer
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1563
Who:
Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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1559
Who:
Sniper
You cannot beat me!
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1559
Who:
Heavy
You look like death warn over!
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1559
Who:
Spy
Crikey
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1557
Who:
Sniper
I'm dyin' here!
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1554
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1553
Who:
Soldier
I will never stop killing you!
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1553
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1553
Who:
Soldier
Boo-yah!
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1550
Who:
Soldier
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1550
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1544
Who:
Soldier
Get them! Raus raus!
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1543
Who:
Medic
Let us move!
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1542
Who:
Spy
We got a Spy!
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1541
Who:
Scout
Let's go!
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1540
Who:
Scout
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1540
Who:
Engineer
Good times!
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1538
Who:
Heavy
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1538
Who:
Scout
N-augh!
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1538
Who:
Spy
Stop the courier!
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1536
Who:
Announcer
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1536
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1536
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1536
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1536
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1535
Who:
Scout
Security Warning!
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1534
Who:
Announcer
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1534
Who:
Heavy
Spy in our midst!
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1533
Who:
Spy
That's nothin'
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1531
Who:
Engineer
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1529
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1526
Who:
Announcer
Get goin'!
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1526
Who:
Engineer
Very good!
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1526
Who:
Heavy
Woo!
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1520
Who:
Scout
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1520
Who:
Scout
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1518
Who:
Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1518
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1516
Who:
Soldier
Cheers!
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1516
Who:
Spy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1513
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1511
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1510
Who:
Sniper
Hit it, doc!
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1510
Who:
Soldier
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1509
Who:
Heavy
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1503
Who:
Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1503
Who:
Demoman
We are killers!
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1502
Who:
Heavy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1502
Who:
Scout
Yeees.
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1502
Who:
Spy
That was too easy mate!
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1501
Who:
Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1501
Who:
Soldier
That was unfortunate!
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1499
Who:
Spy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1499
Who:
Spy
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1499
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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1497
Who:
Medic
This one's ours now!
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1494
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1494
Who:
Sniper
Agh!
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1493
Who:
Engineer
Raaagh!
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1493
Who:
Medic
Yoink!
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1491
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1488
Who:
Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1488
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1486
Who:
Medic
Thanks, doc!
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1484
Who:
Scout
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1484
Who:
Engineer
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1483
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1481
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1477
Who:
Scout
Crikey!
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1475
Who:
Sniper
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1472
Who:
Scout
Is there a point to your lives?
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1470
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1470
Who:
Scout
Argh
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1469
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1468
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1466
Who:
Scout
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1466
Who:
Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1465
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1465
Who:
Engineer
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