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Next time, try two eyes!
Listens:
1561
Who:
Scout
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1561
Who:
Sniper
Spy around here!
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1560
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1559
Who:
Engineer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1558
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1557
Who:
Engineer
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1556
Who:
Spy
Thanks lad!
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1554
Who:
Demoman
Charge me doc!
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1554
Who:
Engineer
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1554
Who:
Soldier
Aw, shucks
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1551
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1547
Who:
Soldier
I have new weapon!
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1545
Who:
Heavy
*grumble*
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1543
Who:
Sniper
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1541
Who:
Announcer
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1541
Who:
Engineer
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1541
Who:
Spy
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1540
Who:
Spy
You look like death warn over!
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1539
Who:
Spy
Boo-yah!
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1538
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1536
Who:
Medic
You cannot beat me!
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1535
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1534
Who:
Soldier
I will never stop killing you!
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1534
Who:
Scout
I'm dyin' here!
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1533
Who:
Scout
Bugger!
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1531
Who:
Sniper
Crikey
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1530
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1530
Who:
Soldier
Security Warning!
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1529
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1527
Who:
Demoman
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1527
Who:
Soldier
With my apologies!
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1527
Who:
Spy
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1526
Who:
Soldier
N-augh!
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1526
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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1526
Who:
Spy
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1525
Who:
Scout
We got a Spy!
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1524
Who:
Scout
Stop the courier!
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1523
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1523
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1518
Who:
Soldier
Let us move!
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1518
Who:
Spy
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1518
Who:
Engineer
Spy in our midst!
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1517
Who:
Spy
That's nothin'
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1516
Who:
Engineer
Get them! Raus raus!
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1511
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1511
Who:
Demoman
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1510
Who:
Heavy
Augh!
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1509
Who:
Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1508
Who:
Announcer
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1508
Who:
Demoman
Let's go!
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1507
Who:
Scout
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1506
Who:
Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1505
Who:
Engineer
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1504
Who:
Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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1503
Who:
Sniper
Woo!
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1502
Who:
Scout
Good times!
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1501
Who:
Heavy
Very good!
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1500
Who:
Heavy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1500
Who:
Demoman
Get goin'!
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1499
Who:
Engineer
Cheers!
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1498
Who:
Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1497
Who:
Soldier
Hit it, doc!
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1494
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy mate!
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1490
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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1489
Who:
Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1487
Who:
Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1487
Who:
Heavy
Yeees.
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1487
Who:
Spy
That was unfortunate!
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1485
Who:
Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1484
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1484
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1478
Who:
Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1478
Who:
Demoman
This one's ours now!
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1477
Who:
Sniper
Yoink!
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1477
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1476
Who:
Medic
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1476
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1476
Who:
Sniper
Agh!
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1474
Who:
Engineer
Raaagh!
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1470
Who:
Medic
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1470
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1469
Who:
Engineer
We are killers!
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1468
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1462
Who:
Medic
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1461
Who:
Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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1460
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1456
Who:
Scout
Is there a point to your lives?
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1452
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1452
Who:
Scout
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1452
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1449
Who:
Sniper
Argh
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1448
Who:
Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1446
Who:
Demoman
Crikey!
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1443
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1443
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1442
Who:
Engineer
Heh-he-hah!
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1442
Who:
Soldier
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1442
Who:
Scout
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1442
Who:
Scout
*spit*
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1441
Who:
Sniper
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