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You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1518
Who:
Soldier
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1517
Who:
Demoman
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1516
Who:
Engineer
Security Warning!
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1515
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1515
Who:
Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1515
Who:
Sniper
Woo!
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1515
Who:
Scout
Charge me doc!
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1514
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1512
Who:
Engineer
I will never stop killing you!
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1512
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1511
Who:
Soldier
Weak!
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1510
Who:
Scout
I'm dyin' here!
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1509
Who:
Scout
I have new weapon!
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1509
Who:
Heavy
Stop the courier!
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1506
Who:
Announcer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1506
Who:
Scout
N-augh!
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1505
Who:
Spy
Thanks lad!
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1503
Who:
Demoman
You look like death warn over!
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1503
Who:
Spy
*grumble*
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1502
Who:
Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1502
Who:
Soldier
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1500
Who:
Engineer
Crikey
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1498
Who:
Sniper
Aw, shucks
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1497
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1497
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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1497
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1497
Who:
Sniper
Let us move!
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1494
Who:
Spy
Bugger!
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1493
Who:
Sniper
That's nothin'
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1492
Who:
Engineer
With my apologies!
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1492
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1490
Who:
Soldier
You cannot beat me!
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1488
Who:
Heavy
That's where books get you, professor!
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1488
Who:
Soldier
Spy in our midst!
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1486
Who:
Spy
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1486
Who:
Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1485
Who:
Announcer
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1484
Who:
Demoman
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1484
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1483
Who:
Demoman
Get them! Raus raus!
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1478
Who:
Medic
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1478
Who:
Engineer
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1477
Who:
Heavy
Woo!
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1477
Who:
Scout
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1477
Who:
Scout
Get goin'!
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1475
Who:
Engineer
Boo-yah!
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1475
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1475
Who:
Demoman
We got a Spy!
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1474
Who:
Scout
Cheers!
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1471
Who:
Spy
I am big war hero!
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1470
Who:
Heavy
Good times!
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1469
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1469
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy mate!
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1468
Who:
Sniper
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1468
Who:
Engineer
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1466
Who:
Announcer
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1466
Who:
Soldier
Very good!
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1466
Who:
Heavy
Hit it, doc!
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1464
Who:
Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1463
Who:
Demoman
This one's ours now!
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1460
Who:
Sniper
Yeees.
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1460
Who:
Spy
Heavy load comin' through!
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1459
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1458
Who:
Medic
Agh!
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1457
Who:
Engineer
Let's go!
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1456
Who:
Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1454
Who:
Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1450
Who:
Heavy
Augh!
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1449
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1449
Who:
Soldier
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1448
Who:
Scout
That was unfortunate!
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1447
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1443
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1438
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1436
Who:
Soldier
Raaagh!
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1434
Who:
Medic
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1434
Who:
Sniper
*hawk* *spit*
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1431
Who:
Sniper
Argh
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1428
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1427
Who:
Sniper
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1427
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1426
Who:
Sniper
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1426
Who:
Soldier
Heh-he-hah!
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1424
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1423
Who:
Soldier
Nice goin', partner
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1422
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1420
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1418
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1416
Who:
Medic
Yoink!
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1415
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1412
Who:
Sniper
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1411
Who:
Scout
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1409
Who:
Scout
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1406
Who:
Demoman
I love that little gun!
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1406
Who:
Engineer
Is there a point to your lives?
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1405
Who:
Medic
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1401
Who:
Soldier
I'm movin' this!
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1401
Who:
Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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1401
Who:
Engineer
Time to hide, cowards!
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1400
Who:
Heavy
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