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*sharp pain*
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1495
Who:
Engineer
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1494
Who:
Demoman
Cowboy up!
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1494
Who:
Engineer
I'm dyin' here!
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1494
Who:
Scout
Stop the courier!
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1492
Who:
Announcer
Charge me doc!
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1491
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1489
Who:
Soldier
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1488
Who:
Demoman
Thanks lad!
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1488
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1488
Who:
Medic
You look like death warn over!
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1488
Who:
Spy
Amazing, camarade!
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1486
Who:
Medic
I have new weapon!
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1484
Who:
Heavy
Woo!
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1484
Who:
Scout
Weak!
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1483
Who:
Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1482
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1480
Who:
Engineer
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1476
Who:
Engineer
That's nothin'
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1472
Who:
Engineer
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1472
Who:
Demoman
You cannot beat me!
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1471
Who:
Heavy
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1470
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1469
Who:
Sniper
Bugger!
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1466
Who:
Sniper
Crikey
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1466
Who:
Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1466
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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1464
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1464
Who:
Soldier
With my apologies!
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1464
Who:
Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1462
Who:
Heavy
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1461
Who:
Demoman
Let us move!
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1461
Who:
Spy
Aw, shucks
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1460
Who:
Engineer
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1460
Who:
Scout
Spy in our midst!
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1459
Who:
Spy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1457
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1457
Who:
Demoman
Get goin'!
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1455
Who:
Engineer
Boo-yah!
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1455
Who:
Soldier
*grumble*
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1454
Who:
Sniper
This one's ours now!
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1453
Who:
Sniper
That Scout is a Spy!
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1453
Who:
Soldier
I am big war hero!
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1452
Who:
Heavy
That was too easy mate!
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1451
Who:
Sniper
Woo!
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1450
Who:
Scout
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1450
Who:
Engineer
Get them! Raus raus!
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1449
Who:
Medic
Good times!
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1448
Who:
Heavy
That's where books get you, professor!
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1446
Who:
Soldier
Hit it, doc!
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1445
Who:
Soldier
Very good!
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1445
Who:
Heavy
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1445
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1444
Who:
Announcer
Yeees.
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1444
Who:
Spy
We got a Spy!
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1443
Who:
Scout
Cheers!
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1441
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1440
Who:
Demoman
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1439
Who:
Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1439
Who:
Demoman
That was unfortunate!
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1438
Who:
Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1437
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1436
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1435
Who:
Medic
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1434
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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1433
Who:
Spy
Agh!
Listens:
1431
Who:
Engineer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1428
Who:
Engineer
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1426
Who:
Heavy
Let's go!
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1424
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1416
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1415
Who:
Engineer
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1413
Who:
Engineer
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1412
Who:
Announcer
Nice goin', partner
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1411
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1409
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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1406
Who:
Scout
Heh-he-hah!
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1406
Who:
Soldier
Raaagh!
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1405
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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1399
Who:
Soldier
Get behind me doctor!
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1398
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1396
Who:
Scout
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
Listens:
1396
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1393
Who:
Sniper
Argh
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1392
Who:
Engineer
Time to hide, cowards!
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1391
Who:
Heavy
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1391
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1389
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1387
Who:
Scout
I love that little gun!
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1385
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1382
Who:
Medic
That was gettin' heavy!
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1382
Who:
Engineer
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1381
Who:
Soldier
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1380
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1380
Who:
Sniper
Is there a point to your lives?
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1378
Who:
Medic
*hawk* *spit*
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1377
Who:
Sniper
Hide cowards!
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1374
Who:
Heavy
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1373
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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1373
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, Engie!
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1373
Who:
Soldier
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