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Did you think you could beat me?
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1335
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Heavy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1335
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Scout
Incoming!
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1334
Who:
Demoman
Cowboy up!
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1333
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Engineer
Very good!
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1333
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1332
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Sniper
You. Are. Terrible!
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1331
Who:
Scout
You look like death warn over!
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1330
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Spy
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1328
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Demoman
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1327
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Soldier
Get goin'!
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1326
Who:
Engineer
Heil us!
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1326
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Medic
Hey... I'm flying!
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1326
Who:
Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1325
Who:
Scout
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1325
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Soldier
With my apologies!
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1323
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Spy
Batta-swing!
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1322
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Scout
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1321
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1321
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Sniper
Help!
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1320
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Demoman
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1320
Who:
Sniper
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1320
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Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1320
Who:
Heavy
Get them! Raus raus!
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1319
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Medic
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1315
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Demoman
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1308
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Scout
Augh!
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1308
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Soldier
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1308
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1307
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Medic
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1307
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Sniper
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1306
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Demoman
You cannot beat me!
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1306
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Heavy
Nice goin', partner
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1305
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1304
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Engineer
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1304
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Soldier
Boo-yah!
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1303
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Soldier
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1303
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Engineer
That's nothin'
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1301
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Engineer
Woo!
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1299
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Scout
Hit it, doc!
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1298
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1298
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Soldier
Crikey
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1297
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1296
Who:
Announcer
That was unfortunate!
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1295
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Spy
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1295
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Engineer
Help!
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1294
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Engineer
Let us move!
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1294
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Spy
Gah!
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1292
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Engineer
Spy in our midst!
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1292
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Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1288
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Soldier
I love that little gun!
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1286
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1283
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Soldier
Let's go!
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1281
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Scout
Spy in our midst, men!
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1280
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Soldier
Good one, mate!
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1278
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Sniper
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1277
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Soldier
We got a Spy!
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1276
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Scout
That was gettin' heavy!
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1276
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Engineer
Agh!
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1275
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Engineer
Cheers!
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1275
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Spy
Is there a point to your lives?
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1273
Who:
Medic
Time to hide, cowards!
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1272
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Heavy
Yeees.
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1272
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Spy
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1268
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Announcer
Aw, shucks
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1268
Who:
Engineer
*grumble*
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1268
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Sniper
Bugger!
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1265
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Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1265
Who:
Soldier
Heavy load comin' through!
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1265
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Engineer
Weak!
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1264
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Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1263
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Announcer
Additional time has been awarded
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1262
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Announcer
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1259
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Announcer
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1256
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Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1255
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Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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1254
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Sniper
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1253
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Sniper
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1249
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Scout
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1249
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Soldier
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1247
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Soldier
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1246
Who:
Announcer
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1246
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Scout
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1246
Who:
Scout
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1245
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Heavy
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1245
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Sniper
The mission has started!
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1243
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Announcer
Fight me, coward!
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1243
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Heavy
I'm movin' this!
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1243
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Engineer
Clearly they were out-classed
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1242
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Spy
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1238
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Scout
My doctor still alive!
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1238
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1237
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Engineer
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1237
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Scout
Go go go!
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1235
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, Engie!
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1235
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Soldier
Your luck runs out!
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1235
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Heavy
Argh
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1234
Who:
Engineer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1234
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1234
Who:
Soldier
Queen's rules?
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1234
Who:
Spy
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