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Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1466
Who:
Scout
Heh-he-hah!
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1461
Who:
Soldier
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1459
Who:
Soldier
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1457
Who:
Scout
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1456
Who:
Engineer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1456
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Engineer
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1456
Who:
Scout
Fight me, coward!
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1454
Who:
Heavy
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1453
Who:
Announcer
Help!
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1452
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Soldier
Go go go, charge!
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1451
Who:
Soldier
That was gettin' heavy!
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1451
Who:
Engineer
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1449
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Soldier
I'm movin' this!
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1448
Who:
Engineer
Agh!
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1446
Who:
Spy
Time to hide, cowards!
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1445
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1443
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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1440
Who:
Demoman
Queen's rules?
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1438
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Spy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1431
Who:
Scout
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1430
Who:
Announcer
Look at me! Look at me!
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1429
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1428
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Announcer
Dominated! *laughs*
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1428
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Demoman
Fire!
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1427
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Sniper
My doctor still alive!
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1427
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Heavy
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1427
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Sniper
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1427
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Soldier
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1419
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Sniper
Domination, look it up
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1418
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Scout
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1417
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Scout
Thanks, Engie!
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1416
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Soldier
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1416
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Heavy
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1416
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Soldier
The mission has started!
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1415
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Announcer
Good one, mate!
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1413
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Sniper
Bam!
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1413
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1410
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1409
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Demoman
G'day
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1409
Who:
Sniper
Doctor!
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1409
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Spy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1408
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Medic
Helluva shot, mister!
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1407
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Engineer
Let's go, doc!
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1407
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Soldier
Clearly they were out-classed
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1407
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Spy
Thank you, my friend!
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1407
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Spy
We... did it!
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1406
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Demoman
Thank you
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1404
Who:
Medic
Nice shot!
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1402
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Sniper
Much obliged
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1401
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1401
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Soldier
Go go go!
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1400
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Engineer
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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Who:
Scout
Mongrel!
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1399
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1398
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Soldier
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1397
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1394
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Sniper
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1394
Who:
Soldier
Additional time has been awarded
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1393
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Announcer
Steady, steady...
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1393
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Sniper
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1393
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Soldier
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1393
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Engineer
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1393
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mister
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1392
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Engineer
Yah!
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1391
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Demoman
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1391
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1390
Who:
Engineer
Turn your head and cough!
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1390
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Medic
This is my intelligence!
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Soldier
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1387
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Spy
Let's get 'em!
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1386
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1386
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Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1384
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Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1380
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Scout
Ugh
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1379
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Medic
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1379
Who:
Medic
I see ya
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1379
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1379
Who:
Soldier
Apologies
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1379
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Spy
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1378
Who:
Soldier
I need some help!
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1378
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Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1378
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Announcer
Ehh, thanks!
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1377
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Demoman
Hi ma!
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1377
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Scout
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1376
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Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1376
Who:
Engineer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1373
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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Heavy
Boing!
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1370
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Scout
*short laugh*!
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1369
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Medic
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1369
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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1368
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Sniper
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1368
Who:
Heavy
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1368
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Soldier
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1367
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Announcer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1366
Who:
Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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1366
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
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