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Mission ends in 30 seconds
Listens:
1416
Who:
Announcer
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1416
Who:
Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1416
Who:
Scout
I'm movin' this!
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1416
Who:
Engineer
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1415
Who:
Scout
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1415
Who:
Soldier
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1413
Who:
Engineer
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1409
Who:
Scout
Fight me, coward!
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1408
Who:
Heavy
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1407
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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1405
Who:
Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1404
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1404
Who:
Scout
Go go go, charge!
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1404
Who:
Soldier
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1403
Who:
Scout
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1401
Who:
Sniper
Agh!
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1399
Who:
Spy
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1398
Who:
Soldier
Fire!
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1397
Who:
Sniper
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1397
Who:
Scout
We are killers!
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1396
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1393
Who:
Soldier
G'day
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1391
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, Engie!
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1391
Who:
Soldier
My doctor still alive!
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1390
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1389
Who:
Sniper
The mission has started!
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1388
Who:
Announcer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1387
Who:
Engineer
Queen's rules?
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1387
Who:
Spy
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1386
Who:
Scout
Dominated! *laughs*
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1385
Who:
Demoman
Clearly they were out-classed
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1382
Who:
Spy
Let's go, doc!
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1381
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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1380
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1378
Who:
Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1377
Who:
Medic
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1377
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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1376
Who:
Spy
Additional time has been awarded
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1375
Who:
Announcer
Doctor!
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1375
Who:
Spy
Helluva shot, mister!
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1373
Who:
Engineer
Good one, mate!
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1373
Who:
Sniper
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1373
Who:
Heavy
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1371
Who:
Sniper
Ugh
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1370
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1370
Who:
Sniper
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1370
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1368
Who:
Soldier
Thank you
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1367
Who:
Medic
Let's get 'em!
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1367
Who:
Scout
Mongrel!
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1367
Who:
Sniper
Bam!
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1367
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1365
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1365
Who:
Soldier
Turn your head and cough!
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1364
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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1362
Who:
Engineer
Domination, look it up
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1362
Who:
Scout
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1360
Who:
Scout
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1360
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1358
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1357
Who:
Engineer
Much obliged
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1357
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1356
Who:
Soldier
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1355
Who:
Engineer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1353
Who:
Announcer
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1352
Who:
Heavy
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1351
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mister
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1349
Who:
Engineer
They are weakened!
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1349
Who:
Medic
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1349
Who:
Soldier
Look at me! Look at me!
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1349
Who:
Heavy
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1348
Who:
Scout
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1347
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1343
Who:
Engineer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1343
Who:
Sniper
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1342
Who:
Engineer
Apologies
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1341
Who:
Spy
Nice shot!
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1339
Who:
Sniper
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1339
Who:
Engineer
We... did it!
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1338
Who:
Demoman
I see ya
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1338
Who:
Sniper
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1338
Who:
Engineer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1337
Who:
Engineer
Hi ma!
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1336
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*!
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1335
Who:
Medic
I need some help!
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1332
Who:
Soldier
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1332
Who:
Soldier
Ehh, thanks!
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1331
Who:
Demoman
Steady, steady...
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1328
Who:
Sniper
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1327
Who:
Soldier
Agh
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1325
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1325
Who:
Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1324
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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1323
Who:
Sniper
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1323
Who:
Soldier
Ugh
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1321
Who:
Demoman
Down and give me 20!
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1321
Who:
Soldier
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1321
Who:
Heavy
My pleasure!
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1320
Who:
Spy
You're an embarrassment!
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1320
Who:
Announcer
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