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Heh-he-hah!
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1233
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Soldier
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1232
Who:
Soldier
Domination, look it up
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1231
Who:
Scout
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1230
Who:
Scout
Raaagh!
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1229
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1224
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1222
Who:
Scout
Let's go, doc!
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1222
Who:
Soldier
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1220
Who:
Engineer
They are weakened!
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1219
Who:
Medic
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1219
Who:
Engineer
Thank you
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1217
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1217
Who:
Sniper
Fire!
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1215
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1212
Who:
Medic
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1210
Who:
Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1209
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Heavy
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1208
Who:
Medic
Let's get 'em!
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1208
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1208
Who:
Scout
Go go go, charge!
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1208
Who:
Soldier
Mongrel!
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1207
Who:
Sniper
You're an embarrassment!
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1207
Who:
Announcer
Ugh
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1206
Who:
Medic
G'day
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1205
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1205
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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1204
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Spy
Augh!
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1203
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1201
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Demoman
Helluva shot, mister!
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1200
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Engineer
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1199
Who:
Soldier
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1198
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1198
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Soldier
Look at me! Look at me!
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1198
Who:
Heavy
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1198
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Spy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1196
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Soldier
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1194
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! *laughs*
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1193
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Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1192
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Medic
Woo!
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1192
Who:
Scout
Get behind me doctor!
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1190
Who:
Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1190
Who:
Sniper
Much obliged
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1189
Who:
Engineer
Turn your head and cough!
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1187
Who:
Medic
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1187
Who:
Sniper
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1187
Who:
Scout
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1187
Who:
Engineer
Doctor!
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1186
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Spy
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1186
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Heavy
Let the games begin!
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1186
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1185
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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1185
Who:
Sniper
Bam!
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1185
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1184
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Announcer
Crikey!
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1184
Who:
Sniper
Thank you, my friend!
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1184
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mister
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1183
Who:
Engineer
That's where books get you, professor!
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1183
Who:
Soldier
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1180
Who:
Soldier
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1180
Who:
Soldier
Go!
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1179
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1178
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Sniper
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1178
Who:
Sniper
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1177
Who:
Engineer
Ehh, thanks!
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1176
Who:
Demoman
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1175
Who:
Engineer
Hi ma!
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1173
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1172
Who:
Demoman
We are killers!
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1172
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Heavy
Agh!
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1171
Who:
Spy
Help!
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1170
Who:
Soldier
I see ya
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1169
Who:
Sniper
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1168
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Demoman
You drew first? *laughs*
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1168
Who:
Heavy
My pleasure!
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1166
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Spy
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1166
Who:
Soldier
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1166
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1166
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Demoman
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1165
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Scout
Good work
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1161
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1159
Who:
Engineer
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1159
Who:
Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1159
Who:
Announcer
We... did it!
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1157
Who:
Demoman
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1155
Who:
Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1154
Who:
Announcer
Fire!
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1154
Who:
Sniper
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1153
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Announcer
Come along now, doctor!
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1150
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Heavy
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1148
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Soldier
That Spy is one of them!
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1146
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Engineer
Sturm und drang!
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1145
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1145
Who:
Soldier
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1142
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1141
Who:
Sniper
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1140
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Scout
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1140
Who:
Scout
That was too easy, mate!
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1139
Who:
Sniper
Appreciate it, mate!
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1139
Who:
Sniper
Spies... bloody useless
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1139
Who:
Sniper
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