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Fire!
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1384
Who:
Sniper
Hide cowards!
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1383
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1383
Who:
Scout
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1381
Who:
Scout
Go go go, charge!
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1381
Who:
Soldier
Yoink!
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1381
Who:
Scout
I'm movin' this!
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1380
Who:
Engineer
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1379
Who:
Scout
Fight me, coward!
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1377
Who:
Heavy
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1375
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, Engie!
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1375
Who:
Soldier
Agh!
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1374
Who:
Spy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1374
Who:
Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1371
Who:
Announcer
My doctor still alive!
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1371
Who:
Heavy
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1371
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1370
Who:
Announcer
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1369
Who:
Sniper
The mission has started!
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1368
Who:
Announcer
Crikey!
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1368
Who:
Sniper
G'day
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1368
Who:
Sniper
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1367
Who:
Scout
Good one, mate!
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1367
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
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1365
Who:
Engineer
Clearly they were out-classed
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1365
Who:
Spy
Help!
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1363
Who:
Soldier
Dominated! *laughs*
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1362
Who:
Demoman
We are killers!
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1361
Who:
Heavy
Let's go, doc!
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1361
Who:
Soldier
Additional time has been awarded
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1356
Who:
Announcer
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1356
Who:
Medic
Doctor!
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1356
Who:
Spy
Queen's rules?
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1356
Who:
Spy
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1355
Who:
Scout
Ugh
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1354
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1352
Who:
Sniper
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1351
Who:
Engineer
Mongrel!
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1349
Who:
Sniper
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1349
Who:
Sniper
Helluva shot, mister!
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1348
Who:
Engineer
Let's get 'em!
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1348
Who:
Scout
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1346
Who:
Scout
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1346
Who:
Soldier
Domination, look it up
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1346
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1346
Who:
Demoman
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1345
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1345
Who:
Soldier
Turn your head and cough!
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1343
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1341
Who:
Soldier
Much obliged
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1339
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1337
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1336
Who:
Soldier
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1336
Who:
Soldier
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1336
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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1335
Who:
Spy
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1335
Who:
Engineer
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1334
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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1332
Who:
Engineer
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1332
Who:
Medic
Thank you
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1332
Who:
Medic
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1332
Who:
Scout
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1331
Who:
Soldier
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1329
Who:
Spy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1327
Who:
Engineer
Bam!
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1327
Who:
Engineer
They are weakened!
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1326
Who:
Medic
Look at me! Look at me!
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1326
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mister
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1323
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Engineer
Hi ma!
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1320
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1319
Who:
Soldier
Apologies
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1317
Who:
Spy
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1315
Who:
Engineer
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1314
Who:
Soldier
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1313
Who:
Sniper
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1310
Who:
Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1310
Who:
Engineer
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1307
Who:
Scout
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1307
Who:
Soldier
You're an embarrassment!
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1305
Who:
Announcer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1304
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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1303
Who:
Scout
Ugh
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1302
Who:
Demoman
Ehh, thanks!
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1302
Who:
Demoman
Agh
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1301
Who:
Demoman
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1301
Who:
Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1300
Who:
Announcer
We... did it!
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1299
Who:
Demoman
My pleasure!
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1299
Who:
Spy
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1299
Who:
Heavy
Go!
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1298
Who:
Demoman
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1297
Who:
Soldier
Go!
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1295
Who:
Heavy
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1295
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1294
Who:
Engineer
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1294
Who:
Soldier
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1293
Who:
Engineer
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
Listens:
1292
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1292
Who:
Sniper
I need some help!
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1292
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot
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1292
Who:
Spy
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