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Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1398
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Scout
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1397
Who:
Engineer
Crikey!
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1397
Who:
Sniper
Go go go, charge!
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1397
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1396
Who:
Scout
*spit*
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1395
Who:
Sniper
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1394
Who:
Announcer
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1393
Who:
Announcer
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1393
Who:
Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1392
Who:
Heavy
Fire!
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1392
Who:
Sniper
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1391
Who:
Scout
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1390
Who:
Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1389
Who:
Announcer
Agh!
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1388
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Spy
Fight me, coward!
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1386
Who:
Heavy
G'day
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1384
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, Engie!
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1383
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1383
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1380
Who:
Soldier
My doctor still alive!
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1380
Who:
Heavy
We are killers!
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1378
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Heavy
Clearly they were out-classed
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1377
Who:
Spy
The mission has started!
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1376
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Announcer
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1376
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! *laughs*
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1376
Who:
Demoman
Go go go!
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1375
Who:
Engineer
Let's go, doc!
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1372
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Soldier
Good one, mate!
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1369
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Sniper
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1369
Who:
Soldier
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1368
Who:
Scout
Queen's rules?
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1367
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Spy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1366
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Medic
Additional time has been awarded
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1364
Who:
Announcer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1363
Who:
Engineer
Ugh
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1363
Who:
Medic
Doctor!
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1363
Who:
Spy
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1363
Who:
Demoman
Helluva shot, mister!
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1362
Who:
Engineer
Let's get 'em!
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1362
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1360
Who:
Sniper
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1358
Who:
Sniper
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1358
Who:
Heavy
Mongrel!
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1355
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Sniper
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1355
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1355
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1354
Who:
Scout
Thank you, my friend!
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1354
Who:
Spy
Domination, look it up
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1354
Who:
Scout
Turn your head and cough!
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1351
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1351
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1350
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Demoman
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1349
Who:
Soldier
Thank you
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1346
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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1345
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, doc!
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1345
Who:
Scout
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1345
Who:
Scout
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1345
Who:
Engineer
Much obliged
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1344
Who:
Engineer
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1344
Who:
Heavy
Bam!
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1344
Who:
Engineer
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1343
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Medic
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1343
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Soldier
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1342
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Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1340
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Engineer
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1339
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Soldier
Thanks, mister
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1337
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Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1337
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Scout
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1337
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Soldier
They are weakened!
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1335
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Medic
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1335
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Spy
Look at me! Look at me!
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1334
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Heavy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1333
Who:
Announcer
Apologies
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1328
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Spy
Hi ma!
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1327
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Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1327
Who:
Engineer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1324
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Sniper
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1320
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Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1320
Who:
Engineer
We... did it!
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1319
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Demoman
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1318
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Engineer
My pleasure!
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1317
Who:
Spy
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1316
Who:
Engineer
I need some help!
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1315
Who:
Soldier
You're an embarrassment!
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1315
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Announcer
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1314
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Announcer
Ehh, thanks!
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1313
Who:
Demoman
Nice shot!
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1313
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Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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1313
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Sniper
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1313
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Soldier
Agh
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1311
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Demoman
*short laugh*!
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1311
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Medic
Ugh
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1310
Who:
Demoman
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1310
Who:
Soldier
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1309
Who:
Scout
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1309
Who:
Soldier
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1307
Who:
Heavy
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1306
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot
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1306
Who:
Spy
Go!
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1304
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Demoman
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