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*short laugh*
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1371
Who:
Scout
Go go go, charge!
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1369
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1368
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1367
Who:
Scout
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1366
Who:
Scout
Agh!
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1365
Who:
Spy
I'm movin' this!
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1365
Who:
Engineer
Good one, mate!
Listens:
1364
Who:
Sniper
*spit*
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1363
Who:
Sniper
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1362
Who:
Announcer
The mission has started!
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1362
Who:
Announcer
My doctor still alive!
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1362
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1361
Who:
Announcer
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1361
Who:
Soldier
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1359
Who:
Scout
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1358
Who:
Engineer
Dominated! *laughs*
Listens:
1357
Who:
Demoman
Crikey!
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1356
Who:
Sniper
G'day
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1356
Who:
Sniper
Let's go, doc!
Listens:
1356
Who:
Soldier
Fight me, coward!
Listens:
1356
Who:
Heavy
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1354
Who:
Demoman
Clearly they were out-classed
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1354
Who:
Spy
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
Listens:
1353
Who:
Sniper
Doctor!
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1352
Who:
Spy
Queen's rules?
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1352
Who:
Spy
Go go go!
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1350
Who:
Engineer
We are killers!
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1350
Who:
Heavy
Ugh
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1350
Who:
Medic
Help!
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1349
Who:
Soldier
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1349
Who:
Scout
Additional time has been awarded
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1347
Who:
Announcer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1347
Who:
Engineer
Yoink!
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1346
Who:
Scout
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1344
Who:
Engineer
The Pyro is a Spy!
Listens:
1344
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1344
Who:
Sniper
Mongrel!
Listens:
1342
Who:
Sniper
Let's get 'em!
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1341
Who:
Scout
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1341
Who:
Scout
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1341
Who:
Sniper
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
Listens:
1340
Who:
Soldier
Domination, look it up
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1339
Who:
Scout
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1338
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1338
Who:
Soldier
Turn your head and cough!
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1337
Who:
Medic
Helluva shot, mister!
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1336
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1334
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1331
Who:
Demoman
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1330
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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1329
Who:
Engineer
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1329
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1329
Who:
Soldier
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1329
Who:
Engineer
Thank you
Listens:
1327
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1326
Who:
Demoman
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1326
Who:
Soldier
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1325
Who:
Scout
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1325
Who:
Spy
Thank you, my friend!
Listens:
1324
Who:
Spy
They are weakened!
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1321
Who:
Medic
Look at me! Look at me!
Listens:
1321
Who:
Heavy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1318
Who:
Soldier
Much obliged
Listens:
1317
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1316
Who:
Engineer
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1316
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mister
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1314
Who:
Engineer
Hi ma!
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1314
Who:
Scout
Bam!
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1313
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1310
Who:
Soldier
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1309
Who:
Engineer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1307
Who:
Engineer
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1303
Who:
Soldier
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1301
Who:
Soldier
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1300
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
Listens:
1298
Who:
Announcer
You're an embarrassment!
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1295
Who:
Announcer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
Listens:
1295
Who:
Engineer
Ugh
Listens:
1294
Who:
Demoman
My pleasure!
Listens:
1293
Who:
Spy
Bomb cart will not push self!
Listens:
1293
Who:
Heavy
Go!
Listens:
1292
Who:
Heavy
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
Listens:
1292
Who:
Scout
Ehh, thanks!
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1289
Who:
Demoman
Agh
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1288
Who:
Demoman
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1287
Who:
Soldier
Go!
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1286
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, doc!
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1286
Who:
Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
Listens:
1285
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1284
Who:
Engineer
We... did it!
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1283
Who:
Demoman
Nice shot!
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1283
Who:
Sniper
I'm a freakin' blur here!
Listens:
1283
Who:
Scout
Nice shot
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1282
Who:
Spy
C'mon!
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1281
Who:
Demoman
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
Listens:
1281
Who:
Scout
Checkmate, stalingrad!
Listens:
1281
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*!
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1280
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
1280
Who:
Sniper
That Spy is not one of ours!
Listens:
1280
Who:
Soldier
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