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*short laugh*
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1501
Who:
Scout
I love that little gun!
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1499
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1498
Who:
Announcer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1497
Who:
Demoman
Argh
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1497
Who:
Engineer
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1497
Who:
Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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1496
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1493
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1491
Who:
Sniper
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1486
Who:
Engineer
Heh-he-hah!
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1484
Who:
Soldier
Agh!
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1483
Who:
Spy
Nice goin', partner
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1482
Who:
Engineer
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1481
Who:
Soldier
I'm movin' this!
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1479
Who:
Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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1479
Who:
Engineer
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1476
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1475
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1470
Who:
Scout
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1469
Who:
Soldier
Queen's rules?
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1464
Who:
Spy
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1463
Who:
Scout
Time to hide, cowards!
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1461
Who:
Heavy
Boing!
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1461
Who:
Scout
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1460
Who:
Soldier
Steady, steady...
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1456
Who:
Sniper
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1451
Who:
Scout
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1451
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! *laughs*
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1451
Who:
Demoman
My doctor still alive!
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1450
Who:
Heavy
Fire!
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1447
Who:
Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1445
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1445
Who:
Sniper
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1445
Who:
Sniper
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1443
Who:
Announcer
Look at me! Look at me!
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1442
Who:
Heavy
Bam!
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1436
Who:
Engineer
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1433
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1433
Who:
Demoman
We... did it!
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1432
Who:
Demoman
Doctor!
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1432
Who:
Spy
Let's go, doc!
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1431
Who:
Soldier
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1430
Who:
Scout
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1430
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot!
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1428
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, Engie!
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1427
Who:
Soldier
Much obliged
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1425
Who:
Engineer
The mission has started!
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1424
Who:
Announcer
Good one, mate!
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1424
Who:
Sniper
Helluva shot, mister!
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1423
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1422
Who:
Demoman
G'day
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1422
Who:
Sniper
Clearly they were out-classed
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1422
Who:
Spy
Thank you
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1420
Who:
Medic
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1419
Who:
Scout
Apologies
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1419
Who:
Spy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1419
Who:
Soldier
Yah!
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1417
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1417
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mister
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1416
Who:
Engineer
This is my intelligence!
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1416
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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1415
Who:
Spy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1414
Who:
Soldier
Mongrel!
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1413
Who:
Sniper
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1413
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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1411
Who:
Engineer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1411
Who:
Announcer
I need some help!
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1409
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1407
Who:
Engineer
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1407
Who:
Engineer
Turn your head and cough!
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1405
Who:
Medic
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1405
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1404
Who:
Sniper
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1404
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1403
Who:
Soldier
Let's get 'em!
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1402
Who:
Scout
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1402
Who:
Sniper
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1402
Who:
Spy
Hi ma!
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1401
Who:
Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1399
Who:
Announcer
Move it, lads!
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1399
Who:
Demoman
Ehh, thanks!
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1399
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1399
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1398
Who:
Engineer
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1398
Who:
Medic
Additional time has been awarded
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1397
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1397
Who:
Soldier
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1396
Who:
Scout
Ya bloody pikers!
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1396
Who:
Sniper
I see ya
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1395
Who:
Sniper
Cah-rit!
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1395
Who:
Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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1394
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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1394
Who:
Sniper
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1394
Who:
Soldier
Down and give me 20!
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1393
Who:
Soldier
Ugh
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1392
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*!
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1392
Who:
Medic
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1391
Who:
Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1391
Who:
Engineer
C'mon!
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1390
Who:
Demoman
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