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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29085
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28287
Who:
Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25690
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25648
Who:
Engineer
You suck!
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24816
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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24084
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23772
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23366
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Scout
You did well!
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23258
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Heavy
*screams*
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22594
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Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22424
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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22402
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Engineer
*critical death*
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22362
Who:
Scout
Alert!
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22208
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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21702
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Scout
*critical death*
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20976
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20410
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Scout
I am on fire!
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20130
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Soldier
*critical death*
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20023
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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20006
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Heavy
Maggots!
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19961
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19474
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18684
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18468
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Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17645
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Spy
No!
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17474
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17466
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Sniper
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17447
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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17442
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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17367
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Demoman
Jarate!
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17274
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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17070
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17066
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16656
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16542
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16107
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16104
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15962
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Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15960
Who:
Scout
Oh hey, you suck!
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15854
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15792
Who:
Spy
I am melting!
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15783
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Medic
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15627
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Spy
Yes!
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15618
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15528
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Demoman
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15512
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15396
Who:
Sniper
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15356
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Heavy
Huargh!
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15329
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Engineer
Keep crying, baby!
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15242
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15165
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Soldier
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15121
Who:
Heavy
Jawhol!
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15112
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Medic
*critical death*
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14885
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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14797
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14637
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14501
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Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14476
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14370
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14268
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14228
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14143
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Medic
Medic!
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14140
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Soldier
*critical death*
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14047
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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13994
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13899
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13796
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13610
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Scout
Incoming!
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13456
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13366
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Medic
Spy!
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13349
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13209
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13119
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13064
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12957
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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12918
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Medic
Medic!
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12816
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Demoman
*critical death*
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12694
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Sniper
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12693
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12643
Who:
Heavy
Wah! Wah!
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12574
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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12542
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Sniper
Oh no!
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12478
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Spy
Da!
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12429
Who:
Heavy
Darn
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12365
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12254
Who:
Heavy
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12245
Who:
Engineer
Jarate? *cries*
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12183
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Spy
*gibberish*
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12174
Who:
Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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12157
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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12097
Who:
Demoman
Now that is what I want to see!
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12052
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Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11977
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Scout
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11928
Who:
Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11899
Who:
Scout
YES!
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11883
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Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11867
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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11821
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11778
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11759
Who:
Medic
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