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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28420
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25827
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25702
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Engineer
You suck!
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24956
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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24150
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23895
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23516
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Scout
You did well!
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23290
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Heavy
*screams*
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22778
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Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22516
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Engineer
*critical death*
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22509
Who:
Scout
Sentry down!
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22474
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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22297
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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21899
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Scout
*critical death*
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21089
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20525
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Scout
I am on fire!
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20182
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Soldier
*critical death*
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20159
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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20146
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Heavy
Maggots!
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20082
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19560
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18740
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18587
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Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17783
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17576
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Sniper
No!
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17538
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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17516
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Sniper
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17499
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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17453
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Demoman
Jarate!
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17335
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Sniper
*critical death*
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17236
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17185
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16716
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16677
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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16189
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16166
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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16037
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Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16031
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Scout
Oh hey, you suck!
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15942
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15892
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Spy
I am melting!
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15846
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Medic
Yes!
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15678
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Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15668
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Spy
*critical death*
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15636
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Demoman
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15564
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15465
Who:
Sniper
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15402
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Heavy
Huargh!
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15370
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Engineer
*critical death*
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15281
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Soldier
Keep crying, baby!
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15275
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15169
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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15168
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Medic
*critical death*
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15016
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Medic
*long laugh*
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14910
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14752
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14572
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Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14550
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14451
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14376
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Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14307
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Demoman
Medic!
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14205
Who:
Soldier
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14200
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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14154
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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14039
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13962
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13927
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13743
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Scout
Incoming!
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13564
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13433
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Medic
Spy!
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13412
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13276
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13175
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13112
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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13028
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Heavy
Nein!
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12982
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Medic
Medic!
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12889
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Demoman
*critical death*
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12766
Who:
Sniper
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12749
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12726
Who:
Heavy
Wah! Wah!
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12640
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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12606
Who:
Spy
*growls*
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12589
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12464
Who:
Heavy
Darn
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12454
Who:
Engineer
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12376
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12361
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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12270
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Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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12252
Who:
Scout
Jarate? *cries*
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12232
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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12184
Who:
Demoman
Now that is what I want to see!
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12090
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Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12027
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Scout
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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12014
Who:
Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11997
Who:
Scout
YES!
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11947
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11908
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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11863
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11825
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11819
Who:
Medic
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