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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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28583
Who:
Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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27669
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25363
Who:
Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25003
Who:
Demoman
You suck!
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23825
Who:
Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23557
Who:
Spy
You did well!
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23019
Who:
Heavy
You are... stupid!
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22885
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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22349
Who:
Scout
Sentry down!
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21925
Who:
Engineer
Damn dag-nabbit!
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21921
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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21535
Who:
Announcer
*screams*
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21533
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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21360
Who:
Scout
Uh, no
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20620
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20084
Who:
Engineer
I am on fire!
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19658
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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19480
Who:
Scout
Maggots!
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19211
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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19103
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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18982
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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18871
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18383
Who:
Pyro
No!
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17551
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17082
Who:
Engineer
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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16955
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Sniper
No!
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16953
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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16888
Who:
Sniper
Jarate!
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16863
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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16798
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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16651
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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16267
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16224
Who:
Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16217
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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15709
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15623
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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15525
Who:
Spy
I am melting!
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15503
Who:
Medic
*screams in pain*
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15490
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15426
Who:
Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15359
Who:
Spy
I'm afraid not!
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15322
Who:
Spy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15281
Who:
Scout
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15234
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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15166
Who:
Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15033
Who:
Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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14995
Who:
Heavy
Huargh!
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14974
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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14793
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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14708
Who:
Demoman
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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14707
Who:
Heavy
Jawhol!
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14695
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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14346
Who:
Soldier
Slap my hand.
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14198
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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14038
Who:
Medic
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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13905
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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13901
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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13882
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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13848
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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13709
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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13624
Who:
Demoman
Holy dooley!
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13584
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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13461
Who:
Heavy
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13442
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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13372
Who:
Demoman
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13347
Who:
Engineer
What the hell was that crap?!
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13109
Who:
Scout
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13069
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Soldier
Incoming!
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13012
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Heavy
Spy!
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13003
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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12907
Who:
Medic
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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12806
Who:
Scout
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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12769
Who:
Soldier
Success!
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12652
Who:
Announcer
Nein!
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12502
Who:
Medic
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12338
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12306
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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12252
Who:
Sniper
Wah! Wah!
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12221
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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12213
Who:
Demoman
*growls*
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12187
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12148
Who:
Heavy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12052
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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11874
Who:
Spy
Now that is what I want to see!
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11799
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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11690
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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11688
Who:
Heavy
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11646
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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11629
Who:
Spy
I'm running circles around ya!
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11587
Who:
Scout
Darn
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11562
Who:
Engineer
YES!
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11539
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11520
Who:
Medic
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11509
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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11489
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11401
Who:
Pyro
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11398
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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11392
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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11371
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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11340
Who:
Demoman
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