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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28002
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25526
Who:
Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25402
Who:
Demoman
You suck!
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24297
Who:
Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23833
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23342
Who:
Medic
You did well!
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23128
Who:
Heavy
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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22862
Who:
Scout
Sentry down!
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22215
Who:
Engineer
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22213
Who:
Engineer
*screams*
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22167
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Spy
*critical death*
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21955
Who:
Scout
Alert!
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21898
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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21125
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20615
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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20060
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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19905
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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19588
Who:
Soldier
Maggots!
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19576
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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19439
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19194
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18529
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18054
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17283
Who:
Engineer
No!
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17244
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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17219
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Sniper
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17204
Who:
Sniper
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17171
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Spy
*gibberish*
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17132
Who:
Demoman
Jarate!
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17050
Who:
Sniper
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16655
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Medic
*critical death*
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16644
Who:
Scout
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16450
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16146
Who:
Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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15890
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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15851
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15776
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15736
Who:
Scout
I am melting!
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15646
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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15623
Who:
Spy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15582
Who:
Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15519
Who:
Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15392
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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15363
Who:
Heavy
Huargh!
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15231
Who:
Engineer
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15172
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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15163
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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15154
Who:
Sniper
Keep crying, baby!
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15119
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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14967
Who:
Heavy
Jawhol!
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14891
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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14763
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Soldier
*critical death*
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14452
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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14444
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Heavy
Slap my hand.
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14348
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14225
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14174
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14002
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Medic
Medic!
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13975
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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13952
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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13925
Who:
Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13880
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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13800
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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13799
Who:
Heavy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13649
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13515
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13378
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Scout
Spy!
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13219
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Heavy
Incoming!
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13165
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13089
Who:
Medic
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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12991
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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12986
Who:
Scout
Success!
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12874
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Announcer
Nein!
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12753
Who:
Medic
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12653
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Heavy
Medic!
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12548
Who:
Demoman
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12494
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Scout
*critical death*
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12484
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Sniper
*growls*
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12418
Who:
Sniper
Wah! Wah!
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12403
Who:
Heavy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12357
Who:
Heavy
Da!
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12322
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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12061
Who:
Spy
Jarate? *cries*
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12011
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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11986
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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11959
Who:
Demoman
Now that is what I want to see!
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11958
Who:
Soldier
Darn
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11948
Who:
Engineer
I'm running circles around ya!
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11933
Who:
Scout
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11819
Who:
Scout
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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11758
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Engineer
*critical death*
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11749
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Demoman
YES!
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11735
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11701
Who:
Medic
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11655
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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11631
Who:
Soldier
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11627
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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11592
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11584
Who:
Pyro
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