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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29017
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28207
Who:
Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25616
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25615
Who:
Engineer
You suck!
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24651
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23993
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23662
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23228
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Scout
You did well!
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23199
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Heavy
*screams*
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22480
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Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22366
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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22362
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Engineer
*critical death*
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22228
Who:
Scout
Alert!
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22132
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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21515
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20870
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20310
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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20062
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Soldier
*critical death*
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19904
Who:
Soldier
Maggots!
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19864
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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19856
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19400
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18637
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18348
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17533
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Spy
No!
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17417
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Spy
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17405
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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17395
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Sniper
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17394
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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17315
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Demoman
Jarate!
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17207
Who:
Sniper
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16983
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Medic
*critical death*
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16927
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Scout
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16607
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16437
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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16034
Who:
Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16033
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15920
Who:
Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15892
Who:
Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15761
Who:
Scout
I am melting!
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15730
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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15729
Who:
Spy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15596
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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15576
Who:
Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15479
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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15434
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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15331
Who:
Sniper
Huargh!
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15307
Who:
Engineer
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15302
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Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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15198
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15067
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Soldier
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15057
Who:
Heavy
Jawhol!
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15041
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Medic
*critical death*
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14747
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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14714
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14541
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14451
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14406
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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14333
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14168
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14151
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14107
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Medic
Medic!
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14090
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Soldier
*critical death*
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13974
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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13941
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13835
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13738
Who:
Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13531
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Scout
Incoming!
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13393
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Heavy
Spy!
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13319
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13280
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Medic
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13167
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13084
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13013
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12867
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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12861
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Medic
Medic!
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12765
Who:
Demoman
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12645
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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12605
Who:
Sniper
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12550
Who:
Heavy
Wah! Wah!
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12509
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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12489
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12399
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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12383
Who:
Spy
Darn
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12266
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12151
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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12147
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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12136
Who:
Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12125
Who:
Engineer
I'm running circles around ya!
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12081
Who:
Scout
Now that is what I want to see!
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12021
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Soldier
*critical death*
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12009
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11919
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Scout
YES!
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11841
Who:
Spy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11840
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Demoman
*happy laugh*!
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11817
Who:
Medic
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11801
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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11768
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11734
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11719
Who:
Medic
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