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Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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26289
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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23543
Who:
Demoman
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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22344
Who:
Spy
You did well!
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22303
Who:
Heavy
You suck!
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22105
Who:
Spy
Nice try, slim!
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21384
Who:
Engineer
You are... stupid!
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21014
Who:
Medic
Damn dag-nabbit!
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20908
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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20633
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Engineer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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20398
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Scout
Alert!
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20359
Who:
Announcer
*screams*
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18663
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Spy
I am on fire!
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18640
Who:
Soldier
Uh, no
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18561
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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18558
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Scout
Pow! Ha-ha!
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17685
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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17627
Who:
Scout
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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17506
Who:
Pyro
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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17479
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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17189
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Soldier
*critical death*
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16638
Who:
Engineer
No!
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16153
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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16137
Who:
Engineer
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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15928
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Sniper
Jarate!
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15856
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Sniper
No!
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15715
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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15642
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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15520
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Demoman
Oops! That was not medicine!
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15130
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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14954
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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14886
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Spy
I am melting!
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14854
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Medic
Stupid stupid stupid!
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14775
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Heavy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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14762
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Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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14623
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Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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14476
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Scout
Yes!
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14324
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Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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14324
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Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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14316
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Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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14293
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Heavy
I'm afraid not!
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14249
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Spy
Huargh!
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14206
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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14180
Who:
Scout
Oh hey, you suck!
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14178
Who:
Scout
Maggots!
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14176
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Soldier
Jawhol!
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13865
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Medic
*screams in pain*
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13800
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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13769
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Spy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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13650
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Heavy
Slap my hand.
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13315
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Spy
*long laugh*
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13240
Who:
Sniper
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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13178
Who:
Medic
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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12963
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Spy
Medic!
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12922
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Soldier
Holy dooley!
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12852
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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12798
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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12713
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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12579
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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12416
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Heavy
Incoming!
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12356
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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12320
Who:
Medic
Erectin' a dispenser!
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12178
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Engineer
Spy!
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12140
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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12129
Who:
Medic
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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11994
Who:
Soldier
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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11981
Who:
Heavy
Success!
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11976
Who:
Announcer
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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11938
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Scout
What the hell was that crap?!
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11937
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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11865
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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11714
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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11690
Who:
Medic
*growls*
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11539
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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11509
Who:
Soldier
Da!
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11463
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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11462
Who:
Scout
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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11424
Who:
Soldier
Wah! Wah!
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11368
Who:
Heavy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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11288
Who:
Heavy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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11199
Who:
Heavy
Now that is what I want to see!
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11178
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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11095
Who:
Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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10979
Who:
Spy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10919
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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10890
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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10876
Who:
Sniper
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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10815
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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10716
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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10703
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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10662
Who:
Demoman
Not another cruddy tie!
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10627
Who:
Pyro
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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10616
Who:
Pyro
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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10605
Who:
Sniper
All of you are babies!
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10586
Who:
Heavy
YES!
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10543
Who:
Spy
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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10521
Who:
Medic
It seems I am not the only Spy
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10488
Who:
Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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10482
Who:
Spy
Okay, mate!
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10473
Who:
Sniper
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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10472
Who:
Demoman
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