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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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27769
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25420
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25091
Who:
Demoman
You suck!
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23951
Who:
Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23636
Who:
Spy
You did well!
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23053
Who:
Heavy
You are... stupid!
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23022
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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22514
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Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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21997
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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21993
Who:
Engineer
*screams*
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21792
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Spy
Alert!
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21620
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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21565
Who:
Scout
Uh, no
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20793
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20256
Who:
Engineer
I am on fire!
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19728
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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19635
Who:
Scout
Maggots!
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19348
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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19271
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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19079
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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18948
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18424
Who:
Pyro
No!
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17665
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17156
Who:
Engineer
No!
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17053
Who:
Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17024
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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16985
Who:
Sniper
Jarate!
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16924
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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16909
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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16783
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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16393
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16328
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16269
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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15768
Who:
Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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15752
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15675
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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15644
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15558
Who:
Scout
I am melting!
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15548
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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15406
Who:
Spy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15401
Who:
Spy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15367
Who:
Scout
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15279
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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15229
Who:
Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15087
Who:
Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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15033
Who:
Heavy
Huargh!
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15025
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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14896
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Sniper
*critical death*
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14854
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Demoman
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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14816
Who:
Heavy
Jawhol!
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14755
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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14501
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Soldier
Slap my hand.
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14244
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Spy
*critical death*
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14164
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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14073
Who:
Heavy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14011
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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13980
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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13910
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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13795
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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13709
Who:
Demoman
Holy dooley!
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13647
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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13562
Who:
Heavy
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13554
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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13541
Who:
Demoman
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13478
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13238
Who:
Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13199
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Scout
Spy!
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13053
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Heavy
Incoming!
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13051
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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12960
Who:
Medic
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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12847
Who:
Scout
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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12845
Who:
Soldier
Success!
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12689
Who:
Announcer
Nein!
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12578
Who:
Medic
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12450
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12351
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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12335
Who:
Sniper
Wah! Wah!
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12288
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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12279
Who:
Demoman
*growls*
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12239
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12219
Who:
Heavy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12147
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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11908
Who:
Spy
Now that is what I want to see!
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11854
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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11809
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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11793
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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11778
Who:
Spy
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11704
Who:
Scout
I'm running circles around ya!
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11684
Who:
Scout
Darn
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11646
Who:
Engineer
YES!
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11600
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11591
Who:
Medic
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11543
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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11526
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Engineer
*critical death*
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11513
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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11462
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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11458
Who:
Engineer
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11454
Who:
Demoman
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11449
Who:
Pyro
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