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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28507
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25971
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25754
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Engineer
You suck!
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25121
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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24211
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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24064
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23757
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Scout
You did well!
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23331
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Heavy
*screams*
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22956
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Spy
*critical death*
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22706
Who:
Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22573
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Engineer
Sentry down!
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22568
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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22419
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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22224
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Scout
*critical death*
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21194
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20695
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Scout
*critical death*
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20303
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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20278
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Heavy
I am on fire!
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20257
Who:
Soldier
Maggots!
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20220
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19643
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18795
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18691
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Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17915
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Spy
No!
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17629
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17626
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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17574
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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17545
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17543
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Engineer
Jarate!
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17427
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Sniper
*critical death*
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17378
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Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17281
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Medic
*screams in pain*
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16820
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Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16807
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16279
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16237
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16128
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Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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16101
Who:
Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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16024
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15959
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Spy
I am melting!
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15895
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Medic
*critical death*
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15779
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Demoman
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15778
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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15736
Who:
Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15612
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15570
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Sniper
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15429
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15423
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Soldier
Huargh!
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15413
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Engineer
Keep crying, baby!
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15319
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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15250
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15226
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15122
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Medic
*long laugh*
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15025
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14910
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14633
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Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14632
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14536
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14503
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Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14433
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Demoman
Medic!
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14275
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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14260
Who:
Heavy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14248
Who:
Medic
Holy dooley!
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14094
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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14042
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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14004
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13851
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Scout
Incoming!
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13659
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13500
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Medic
Spy!
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13467
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13338
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13230
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13181
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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13114
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Heavy
Nein!
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13041
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Medic
Medic!
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12992
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Demoman
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12837
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Heavy
*critical death*
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12835
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Sniper
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12795
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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12791
Who:
Spy
Wah! Wah!
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12730
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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12628
Who:
Sniper
Darn
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12515
Who:
Engineer
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12486
Who:
Engineer
Da!
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12486
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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12446
Who:
Heavy
I'm running circles around ya!
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12378
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Scout
*gibberish*
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12339
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Demoman
*critical death*
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12337
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Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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12294
Who:
Spy
Now that is what I want to see!
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12132
Who:
Soldier
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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12113
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Scout
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12099
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Scout
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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12079
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Demoman
YES!
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12000
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Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11950
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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11938
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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11909
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11897
Who:
Pyro
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