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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28458
Who:
Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25895
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25715
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Engineer
You suck!
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25030
Who:
Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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24171
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23961
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23598
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Scout
You did well!
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23318
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Heavy
*screams*
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22855
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Spy
*critical death*
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22604
Who:
Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22538
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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22513
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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22347
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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22028
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Scout
*critical death*
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21146
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20588
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20222
Who:
Soldier
I am on fire!
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20209
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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20202
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Heavy
Maggots!
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20135
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19598
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18759
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18640
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17837
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17592
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Sniper
No!
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17588
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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17536
Who:
Sniper
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17518
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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17496
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Demoman
Jarate!
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17384
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Sniper
*critical death*
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17286
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17214
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16753
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16734
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16232
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16190
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16076
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Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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16065
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Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15991
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15924
Who:
Spy
I am melting!
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15862
Who:
Medic
Yes!
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15717
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15701
Who:
Demoman
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15692
Who:
Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15578
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15500
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Sniper
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15414
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Heavy
Huargh!
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15386
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Engineer
*critical death*
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15336
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Soldier
Keep crying, baby!
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15297
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15201
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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15194
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Medic
*critical death*
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15068
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Medic
*long laugh*
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14965
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14798
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14593
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14581
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14488
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14434
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Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14358
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Demoman
Medic!
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14226
Who:
Soldier
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14216
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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14215
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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14067
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13999
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13960
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13785
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Scout
Incoming!
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13614
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13459
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Medic
Spy!
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13430
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13293
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13193
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13146
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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13052
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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13006
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Medic
Medic!
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12920
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Demoman
*critical death*
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12797
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Sniper
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12770
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12766
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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12717
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Spy
Wah! Wah!
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12681
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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12604
Who:
Sniper
Darn
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12477
Who:
Engineer
Da!
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12470
Who:
Heavy
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12432
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12399
Who:
Heavy
I'm running circles around ya!
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12308
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Scout
*gibberish*
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12302
Who:
Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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12259
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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12253
Who:
Demoman
Now that is what I want to see!
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12102
Who:
Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12049
Who:
Scout
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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12048
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Scout
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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12039
Who:
Demoman
YES!
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11975
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11923
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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11904
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11853
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11839
Who:
Medic
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