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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28681
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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26167
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Demoman
Nice try, slim!
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25811
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Engineer
You suck!
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25348
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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24334
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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24321
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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24003
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Scout
You did well!
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23379
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Heavy
*screams*
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23180
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Spy
*critical death*
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22961
Who:
Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22701
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Engineer
Sentry down!
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22670
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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22548
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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22453
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Scout
*critical death*
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21382
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20836
Who:
Scout
Pow! Ha-ha!
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20525
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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20476
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Soldier
Maggots!
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20371
Who:
Soldier
I am on fire!
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20330
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19782
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18864
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18829
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Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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18083
Who:
Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17743
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Sniper
No!
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17731
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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17666
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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17653
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17617
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Engineer
*critical death*
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17541
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Scout
Jarate!
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17534
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Sniper
Oops! That was not medicine!
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17433
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Medic
*screams in pain*
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17055
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Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16917
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16424
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Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16325
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16217
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Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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16180
Who:
Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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16150
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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16065
Who:
Spy
I am melting!
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15959
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Medic
*critical death*
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15941
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Demoman
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15852
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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15829
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15679
Who:
Sniper
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15671
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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15588
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Soldier
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15485
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Heavy
Huargh!
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15461
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Engineer
Keep crying, baby!
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15429
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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15352
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Medic
*critical death*
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15302
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15280
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15203
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15119
Who:
Demoman
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14739
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Spy
Slap my hand.
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14710
Who:
Spy
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14680
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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14618
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Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14585
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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14439
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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14360
Who:
Soldier
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14315
Who:
Medic
Erectin' a dispenser!
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14169
Who:
Engineer
Holy dooley!
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14167
Who:
Sniper
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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14137
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13993
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Scout
Incoming!
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13745
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13593
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Medic
Spy!
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13549
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13438
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13316
Who:
Scout
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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13287
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Heavy
Success!
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13271
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Announcer
Nein!
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13139
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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13130
Who:
Demoman
Oh no!
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12987
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Spy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12983
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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12932
Who:
Sniper
Wah! Wah!
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12921
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12872
Who:
Scout
*growls*
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12714
Who:
Sniper
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12647
Who:
Engineer
Darn
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12603
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12562
Who:
Heavy
Da!
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12536
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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12494
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Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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12482
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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12428
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Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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12365
Who:
Spy
Now that is what I want to see!
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12218
Who:
Soldier
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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12206
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Scout
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12184
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Scout
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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12176
Who:
Demoman
YES!
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12062
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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12057
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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12042
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*!
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12012
Who:
Medic
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11985
Who:
Engineer
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