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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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28488
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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27537
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25325
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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24851
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Demoman
You suck!
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23657
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23465
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Spy
You did well!
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22958
Who:
Heavy
You are... stupid!
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22638
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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22158
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Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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21831
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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21809
Who:
Engineer
Alert!
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21400
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Announcer
*screams*
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21166
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Spy
*critical death*
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20995
Who:
Scout
Uh, no
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20400
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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19814
Who:
Engineer
I am on fire!
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19580
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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19304
Who:
Scout
Maggots!
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19067
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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18886
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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18824
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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18717
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18327
Who:
Pyro
No!
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17441
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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16971
Who:
Engineer
No!
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16865
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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16833
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Sniper
Jarate!
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16793
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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16719
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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16674
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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16434
Who:
Spy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16130
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16128
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Spy
*critical death*
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16029
Who:
Scout
That Spy is not one of us!
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15641
Who:
Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15573
Who:
Heavy
I am melting!
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15446
Who:
Medic
*screams in pain*
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15374
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15332
Who:
Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15293
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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15279
Who:
Spy
I'm afraid not!
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15203
Who:
Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15186
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Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15168
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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15100
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Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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14980
Who:
Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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14951
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Heavy
Huargh!
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14913
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Engineer
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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14611
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Heavy
Jawhol!
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14584
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Medic
*long laugh*
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14544
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Sniper
*critical death*
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14511
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Demoman
*critical death*
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14187
Who:
Soldier
Slap my hand.
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14137
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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13814
Who:
Spy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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13786
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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13766
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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13763
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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13679
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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13647
Who:
Soldier
Holy dooley!
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13513
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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13490
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13333
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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13294
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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13178
Who:
Demoman
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13170
Who:
Engineer
What the hell was that crap?!
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13032
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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12957
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Heavy
Spy!
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12914
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Heavy
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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12870
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Soldier
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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12841
Who:
Medic
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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12740
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Scout
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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12640
Who:
Soldier
Success!
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12575
Who:
Announcer
Nein!
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12461
Who:
Medic
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12265
Who:
Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12235
Who:
Scout
Wah! Wah!
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12160
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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12134
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Sniper
Medic!
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12130
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Demoman
*growls*
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12129
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12088
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Heavy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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11971
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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11813
Who:
Spy
Now that is what I want to see!
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11755
Who:
Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11613
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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11610
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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11567
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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11487
Who:
Spy
I'm running circles around ya!
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11478
Who:
Scout
YES!
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11477
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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11467
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Medic
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11463
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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11427
Who:
Engineer
Darn
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11368
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11342
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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11319
Who:
Engineer
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11303
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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11260
Who:
Soldier
Not another cruddy tie!
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11254
Who:
Pyro
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