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I must be dreaming!
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1748
Who:
Spy
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1747
Who:
Soldier
Well done, us!
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1740
Who:
Spy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1739
Who:
Scout
Ohh!
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1738
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1735
Who:
Demoman
You digust me, fat man!
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1734
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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1730
Who:
Heavy
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1730
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1729
Who:
Soldier
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1728
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1726
Who:
Sniper
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1725
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1715
Who:
Announcer
Was good trip!
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1715
Who:
Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1714
Who:
Demoman
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1709
Who:
Soldier
Put up fists!
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1709
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1706
Who:
Sniper
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1704
Who:
Engineer
Little, little man!
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1703
Who:
Heavy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1699
Who:
Sniper
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1698
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1698
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1697
Who:
Sniper
There's a Spy over here!
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1696
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1696
Who:
Scout
We have lost the control point!
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1694
Who:
Announcer
Uh, little help?
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1692
Who:
Scout
*laughs*!
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1692
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1691
Who:
Medic
Spies... bloody useless!
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1688
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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1686
Who:
Soldier
I'm burn!
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1684
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1683
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1682
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1681
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1681
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1679
Who:
Soldier
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1679
Who:
Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1679
Who:
Scout
Danke
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1678
Who:
Medic
I did all I could!
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1677
Who:
Spy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1677
Who:
Spy
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1676
Who:
Heavy
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1675
Who:
Demoman
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1673
Who:
Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1670
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1670
Who:
Spy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1670
Who:
Spy
And this!
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1668
Who:
Heavy
You big-head wankers
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1663
Who:
Sniper
Help me!
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1662
Who:
Demoman
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1662
Who:
Sniper
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1658
Who:
Scout
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1658
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1655
Who:
Medic
Look at me!
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1653
Who:
Scout
Start prayin', boy!
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1652
Who:
Engineer
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1651
Who:
Announcer
You are not so good as you think!
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1650
Who:
Heavy
Yaaaaargh!
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1649
Who:
Soldier
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1649
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo!
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1642
Who:
Scout
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1638
Who:
Scout
I got it! I got it!
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1637
Who:
Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1637
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1636
Who:
Engineer
Sentry right up ahead!
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1635
Who:
Engineer
Come, take it back!
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1634
Who:
Heavy
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1634
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1633
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1632
Who:
Medic
Need a sentry here!
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1631
Who:
Scout
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1630
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1628
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1626
Who:
Sniper
Crocket!
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1625
Who:
Soldier
Aye, give us a hand!
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1623
Who:
Demoman
What're you lookin' at?
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1622
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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1621
Who:
Spy
Dude, we're on fire!
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1620
Who:
Scout
Nice shot!
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1617
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1617
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1617
Who:
Scout
Look at me, ma!
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1615
Who:
Scout
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1614
Who:
Demoman
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1613
Who:
Engineer
We've failed, men
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1612
Who:
Soldier
I'm burnin' up
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1611
Who:
Engineer
Sorry!
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1611
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1610
Who:
Sniper
Will you just- let's go!
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1609
Who:
Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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1608
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1608
Who:
Soldier
I can not believe this!
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1607
Who:
Scout
Did you think I would forget you?
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1607
Who:
Heavy
Hell, men...
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1606
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1604
Who:
Scout
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1602
Who:
Demoman
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