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Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1874
Who:
Scout
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1874
Who:
Demoman
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1873
Who:
Medic
Shall we?
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1873
Who:
Spy
Come, knock me off it!
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1872
Who:
Heavy
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1869
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1864
Who:
Heavy
We've failed, men
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1864
Who:
Soldier
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1862
Who:
Sniper
Fess...
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1860
Who:
Medic
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1860
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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1855
Who:
Medic
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1852
Who:
Scout
You are not so good as you think!
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1852
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1849
Who:
Demoman
*big laugh*
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1842
Who:
Heavy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1841
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1841
Who:
Engineer
I did all I could!
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1841
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1836
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1835
Who:
Announcer
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1834
Who:
Scout
Put up fists!
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1833
Who:
Heavy
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1833
Who:
Sniper
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1830
Who:
Scout
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1829
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1829
Who:
Sniper
You didn't kill any of them!
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1829
Who:
Announcer
Help me!
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1828
Who:
Demoman
Help me!
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1827
Who:
Engineer
Well done, us!
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1827
Who:
Spy
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1826
Who:
Scout
Was good trip!
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1822
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1822
Who:
Soldier
Crocket!
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1820
Who:
Soldier
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1819
Who:
Soldier
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1816
Who:
Soldier
*laughs*!
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1815
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1814
Who:
Demoman
We have lost the control point!
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1807
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot!
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1807
Who:
Heavy
Danke
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1805
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1803
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1797
Who:
Medic
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1796
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1795
Who:
Soldier
Start prayin', boy!
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1792
Who:
Engineer
What're you lookin' at?
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1791
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1791
Who:
Sniper
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1790
Who:
Heavy
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1790
Who:
Soldier
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1789
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1789
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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1787
Who:
Sniper
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1785
Who:
Scout
I'm burn!
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1783
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1781
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1779
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1778
Who:
Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1778
Who:
Sniper
Yaaaaargh!
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1777
Who:
Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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1776
Who:
Scout
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1776
Who:
Sniper
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1776
Who:
Spy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1774
Who:
Demoman
Help!
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1773
Who:
Spy
Sentry right up ahead!
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1768
Who:
Engineer
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1767
Who:
Spy
Hell, men...
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1766
Who:
Soldier
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1765
Who:
Sniper
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1762
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1761
Who:
Engineer
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1759
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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1759
Who:
Sniper
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1759
Who:
Soldier
Come, take it back!
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1757
Who:
Heavy
Sorry!
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1756
Who:
Scout
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1755
Who:
Spy
Woo-hoo!
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1753
Who:
Scout
Batta-swing!
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1753
Who:
Scout
You big-head wankers
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1751
Who:
Sniper
Aye, give us a hand!
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1749
Who:
Demoman
Look at me!
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1747
Who:
Scout
You're making me very cross!
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1746
Who:
Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
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1745
Who:
Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1745
Who:
Heavy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1744
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1742
Who:
Engineer
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1742
Who:
Medic
Will you just- let's go!
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1742
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1742
Who:
Sniper
I got it! I got it!
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1740
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1740
Who:
Spy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1740
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1739
Who:
Scout
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1739
Who:
Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1737
Who:
Sniper
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1736
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1736
Who:
Medic
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1736
Who:
Scout
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