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Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1761
Who:
Engineer
Fess...
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1761
Who:
Medic
Shall we?
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1761
Who:
Spy
Well done, us!
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1750
Who:
Spy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1750
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1749
Who:
Demoman
Ohh!
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1748
Who:
Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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1746
Who:
Spy
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1744
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1738
Who:
Sniper
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1738
Who:
Engineer
Was good trip!
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1737
Who:
Heavy
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1736
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1735
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1734
Who:
Soldier
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1731
Who:
Announcer
Little, little man!
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1728
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1726
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy over here!
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1723
Who:
Scout
Uh, little help?
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1721
Who:
Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1718
Who:
Soldier
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1715
Who:
Sniper
Put up fists!
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1714
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1713
Who:
Sniper
Spies... bloody useless!
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1711
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1708
Who:
Scout
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1708
Who:
Scout
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1706
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1706
Who:
Scout
*laughs*!
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1705
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1704
Who:
Sniper
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1704
Who:
Sniper
We have lost the control point!
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1703
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1701
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1700
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1700
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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1696
Who:
Soldier
Danke
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1694
Who:
Medic
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1694
Who:
Heavy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1693
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1692
Who:
Sniper
I'm burn!
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1691
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1691
Who:
Soldier
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1690
Who:
Heavy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1688
Who:
Spy
I did all I could!
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1687
Who:
Spy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1685
Who:
Spy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1683
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1681
Who:
Spy
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1680
Who:
Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1677
Who:
Sniper
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1677
Who:
Scout
Help me!
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1673
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers
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1673
Who:
Sniper
And this!
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1671
Who:
Heavy
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1669
Who:
Sniper
You are not so good as you think!
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1668
Who:
Heavy
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1667
Who:
Scout
Look at me!
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1665
Who:
Scout
Yaaaaargh!
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1665
Who:
Soldier
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1665
Who:
Demoman
Start prayin', boy!
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1664
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1664
Who:
Medic
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1657
Who:
Announcer
Need a sentry here!
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1657
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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1653
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1648
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1648
Who:
Medic
Nice shot!
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1647
Who:
Heavy
Hell, men...
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1646
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
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1645
Who:
Engineer
Crocket!
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1645
Who:
Soldier
I got it! I got it!
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1644
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1643
Who:
Spy
Come, take it back!
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1642
Who:
Heavy
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1641
Who:
Sniper
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1640
Who:
Sniper
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1640
Who:
Soldier
I'm burnin' up
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1639
Who:
Engineer
We've failed, men
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1639
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1638
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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1637
Who:
Sniper
What're you lookin' at?
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1635
Who:
Scout
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1635
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
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1633
Who:
Spy
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1632
Who:
Scout
Aye, give us a hand!
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1631
Who:
Demoman
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1631
Who:
Scout
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1628
Who:
Engineer
Dude, we're on fire!
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1627
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1625
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1625
Who:
Scout
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1624
Who:
Demoman
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1624
Who:
Soldier
Will you just- let's go!
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1622
Who:
Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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1622
Who:
Scout
Look at me, ma!
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1622
Who:
Scout
Sorry!
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1620
Who:
Scout
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1617
Who:
Demoman
The teleporter goes here!
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1617
Who:
Medic
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