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I live!
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1579
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1579
Who:
Sniper
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1579
Who:
Soldier
We have lost the control point!
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1577
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1576
Who:
Demoman
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1576
Who:
Spy
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1575
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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1572
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1571
Who:
Engineer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1569
Who:
Soldier
Was good trip!
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1568
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1568
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1566
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1565
Who:
Sniper
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1565
Who:
Soldier
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1560
Who:
Announcer
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1558
Who:
Sniper
Danke
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1557
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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1551
Who:
Sniper
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1551
Who:
Spy
There's a Spy over here!
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1549
Who:
Scout
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1546
Who:
Sniper
*tsk*
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1544
Who:
Demoman
Look at me!
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1543
Who:
Scout
*laughs*!
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1542
Who:
Heavy
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1541
Who:
Demoman
I got it! I got it!
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1541
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1541
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1541
Who:
Soldier
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1541
Who:
Demoman
You are not so good as you think!
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1540
Who:
Heavy
I'm burn!
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1539
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1539
Who:
Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1539
Who:
Demoman
Spies... bloody useless!
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1532
Who:
Sniper
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1528
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1527
Who:
Scout
I did all I could!
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1527
Who:
Spy
You big-head wankers
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1525
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1525
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1524
Who:
Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1524
Who:
Sniper
Uh, little help?
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1523
Who:
Scout
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1522
Who:
Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1519
Who:
Sniper
Alright, I feel good!
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1517
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1517
Who:
Soldier
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1513
Who:
Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1511
Who:
Sniper
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1510
Who:
Sniper
Start prayin', boy!
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1509
Who:
Engineer
And this!
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1509
Who:
Heavy
I have squashed you like bug!
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1508
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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1507
Who:
Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
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1506
Who:
Demoman
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1506
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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1503
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1502
Who:
Medic
Yaaaaargh!
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1497
Who:
Soldier
Did you think I would forget you?
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1496
Who:
Heavy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1495
Who:
Demoman
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1493
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1490
Who:
Medic
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1490
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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1489
Who:
Soldier
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1489
Who:
Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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1484
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1481
Who:
Scout
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1481
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1481
Who:
Spy
Woo-hoo!
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1478
Who:
Scout
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1478
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot!
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1477
Who:
Heavy
I can not believe this!
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1476
Who:
Scout
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1476
Who:
Scout
Good shot!
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1475
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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1474
Who:
Sniper
The teleporter goes here!
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1472
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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1472
Who:
Spy
Look at me, ma!
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1472
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1471
Who:
Engineer
Sorry!
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1468
Who:
Scout
Aye, give us a hand!
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1463
Who:
Demoman
Dude, we're on fire!
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1463
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1462
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1461
Who:
Engineer
No worries!
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1461
Who:
Sniper
Will you just- let's go!
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1458
Who:
Scout
You will not be missed!
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1458
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
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1457
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1457
Who:
Scout
Crocket!
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1456
Who:
Soldier
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1454
Who:
Demoman
All in a day's work!
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1454
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1453
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1451
Who:
Scout
Assistance bitte!
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1450
Who:
Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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1450
Who:
Soldier
Come, take it back!
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1448
Who:
Heavy
What're you lookin' at?
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1448
Who:
Scout
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