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Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1769
Who:
Engineer
Shall we?
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1769
Who:
Spy
Fess...
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1767
Who:
Medic
Well done, us!
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1767
Who:
Spy
You digust me, fat man!
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1765
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1764
Who:
Demoman
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1764
Who:
Engineer
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1763
Who:
Demoman
Ohh!
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1762
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1761
Who:
Heavy
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1758
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1750
Who:
Sniper
Was good trip!
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1747
Who:
Heavy
Spies... bloody useless!
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1745
Who:
Sniper
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1743
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1739
Who:
Announcer
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1739
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy over here!
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1738
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1738
Who:
Soldier
Uh, little help?
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1737
Who:
Scout
Little, little man!
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1735
Who:
Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1731
Who:
Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1729
Who:
Soldier
Put up fists!
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1727
Who:
Heavy
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1725
Who:
Engineer
*laughs*!
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1724
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1721
Who:
Sniper
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1721
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1719
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1719
Who:
Scout
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1718
Who:
Sniper
Help me!
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1716
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1716
Who:
Scout
We have lost the control point!
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1714
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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1711
Who:
Sniper
I'm burn!
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1710
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1709
Who:
Engineer
Danke
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1705
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1705
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1703
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1703
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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1702
Who:
Sniper
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1700
Who:
Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1697
Who:
Heavy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1694
Who:
Spy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1694
Who:
Sniper
I did all I could!
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1693
Who:
Spy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1691
Who:
Spy
Help me!
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1690
Who:
Demoman
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1689
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1687
Who:
Spy
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1686
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1685
Who:
Sniper
You are not so good as you think!
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1683
Who:
Heavy
You big-head wankers
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1682
Who:
Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1677
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1677
Who:
Demoman
And this!
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1676
Who:
Heavy
Start prayin', boy!
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1675
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1675
Who:
Medic
Yaaaaargh!
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1675
Who:
Soldier
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1673
Who:
Scout
Look at me!
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1668
Who:
Scout
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1666
Who:
Announcer
Crocket!
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1666
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot!
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1664
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo!
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1664
Who:
Scout
We've failed, men
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1660
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Soldier
Need a sentry here!
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1659
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1657
Who:
Medic
What're you lookin' at?
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1657
Who:
Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1656
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Soldier
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1655
Who:
Sniper
Hell, men...
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1655
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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1655
Who:
Spy
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1655
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
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1653
Who:
Engineer
I got it! I got it!
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1653
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1651
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1651
Who:
Sniper
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1651
Who:
Sniper
I'm burnin' up
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1650
Who:
Engineer
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1650
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1647
Who:
Medic
Come, take it back!
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1646
Who:
Heavy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1645
Who:
Demoman
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1644
Who:
Sniper
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1639
Who:
Engineer
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1638
Who:
Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
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1638
Who:
Scout
Did you think I would forget you?
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1638
Who:
Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1638
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1637
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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1637
Who:
Spy
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1633
Who:
Scout
Dude, we're on fire!
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1633
Who:
Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1632
Who:
Scout
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1631
Who:
Demoman
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1630
Who:
Medic
Help!
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1629
Who:
Demoman
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