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*severe pain*
Listens:
1893
Who:
Engineer
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1892
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1891
Who:
Sniper
Spies... bloody useless!
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1888
Who:
Sniper
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1888
Who:
Sniper
Shall we?
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1885
Who:
Spy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1883
Who:
Scout
Another medal is good!
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1882
Who:
Heavy
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1879
Who:
Medic
You are not so good as you think!
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1879
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1877
Who:
Heavy
Fess...
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1870
Who:
Medic
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1869
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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1866
Who:
Medic
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1862
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1862
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
Listens:
1861
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
1860
Who:
Demoman
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1858
Who:
Scout
I did all I could!
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1858
Who:
Spy
Freakin' unbelieveable!
Listens:
1856
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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1855
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1850
Who:
Scout
Crocket!
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1850
Who:
Soldier
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1848
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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1847
Who:
Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
Listens:
1847
Who:
Scout
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1846
Who:
Engineer
Put up fists!
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1846
Who:
Heavy
Was good trip!
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1845
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1845
Who:
Scout
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Listens:
1844
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1839
Who:
Sniper
Well done, us!
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1839
Who:
Spy
Help me!
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1836
Who:
Engineer
You didn't kill any of them!
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1836
Who:
Announcer
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
Listens:
1833
Who:
Soldier
Help!
Listens:
1832
Who:
Demoman
Danke
Listens:
1826
Who:
Medic
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1826
Who:
Soldier
*laughs*!
Listens:
1824
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot!
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1820
Who:
Heavy
We have lost the control point!
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1815
Who:
Announcer
Start prayin', boy!
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1815
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1813
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
Listens:
1812
Who:
Demoman
What're you lookin' at?
Listens:
1811
Who:
Scout
Bang! I make it look easy!
Listens:
1809
Who:
Scout
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1809
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1806
Who:
Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1806
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1804
Who:
Medic
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1801
Who:
Engineer
I'm burn!
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1801
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
Listens:
1801
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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1798
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
Listens:
1798
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
Listens:
1797
Who:
Engineer
Batta-swing!
Listens:
1797
Who:
Scout
My fists, they are made of steel!
Listens:
1796
Who:
Heavy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
Listens:
1795
Who:
Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
Listens:
1795
Who:
Sniper
Help!
Listens:
1793
Who:
Spy
Yaaaaargh!
Listens:
1792
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1789
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
Listens:
1788
Who:
Spy
No worries!
Listens:
1785
Who:
Sniper
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
Listens:
1783
Who:
Sniper
Hell, men...
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1780
Who:
Soldier
Hey, I can see my base from here!
Listens:
1780
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, dummkopf!
Listens:
1778
Who:
Medic
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
Listens:
1775
Who:
Sniper
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1775
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
Listens:
1774
Who:
Engineer
Come, take it back!
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1773
Who:
Heavy
Sorry!
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1771
Who:
Scout
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1771
Who:
Sniper
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
Listens:
1770
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
1770
Who:
Sniper
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
Listens:
1770
Who:
Spy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1769
Who:
Demoman
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1768
Who:
Soldier
Look at me!
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1766
Who:
Scout
You big-head wankers
Listens:
1765
Who:
Sniper
Will you just- let's go!
Listens:
1763
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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1762
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1760
Who:
Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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1759
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1758
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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1758
Who:
Sniper
You're making me very cross!
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1757
Who:
Demoman
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1755
Who:
Sniper
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
Listens:
1755
Who:
Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
Listens:
1752
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1752
Who:
Scout
I got it! I got it!
Listens:
1751
Who:
Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
Listens:
1751
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
1749
Who:
Soldier
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
Listens:
1748
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
Listens:
1748
Who:
Spy
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