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Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
Listens:
1804
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1803
Who:
Heavy
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1803
Who:
Engineer
You didn't kill any of them!
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1802
Who:
Announcer
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1802
Who:
Soldier
Ohh!
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1800
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1800
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1798
Who:
Medic
Uh, little help?
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1797
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1795
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1792
Who:
Heavy
Well done, us!
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1790
Who:
Spy
Shall we?
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1790
Who:
Spy
Fess...
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1784
Who:
Medic
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1780
Who:
Demoman
Was good trip!
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1779
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1777
Who:
Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1775
Who:
Engineer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Listens:
1772
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1771
Who:
Announcer
Help me!
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1763
Who:
Engineer
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1763
Who:
Soldier
*laughs*!
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1762
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1760
Who:
Scout
We have lost the control point!
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1756
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1753
Who:
Scout
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1752
Who:
Engineer
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1751
Who:
Sniper
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1751
Who:
Soldier
Put up fists!
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1747
Who:
Heavy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1747
Who:
Sniper
No worries!
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1744
Who:
Sniper
I'm burn!
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1742
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1742
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1741
Who:
Medic
Danke
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1741
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1740
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1740
Who:
Sniper
We've failed, men
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1740
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1736
Who:
Soldier
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1734
Who:
Demoman
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1734
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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1733
Who:
Sniper
Help me!
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1729
Who:
Demoman
I did all I could!
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1727
Who:
Spy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1722
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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1720
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot!
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1719
Who:
Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1719
Who:
Heavy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1718
Who:
Spy
You are not so good as you think!
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1717
Who:
Heavy
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1717
Who:
Scout
Yaaaaargh!
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1717
Who:
Soldier
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1716
Who:
Sniper
Crocket!
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1715
Who:
Soldier
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1715
Who:
Heavy
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1714
Who:
Demoman
You big-head wankers
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1710
Who:
Sniper
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1710
Who:
Soldier
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1709
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1705
Who:
Spy
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1704
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1703
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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1697
Who:
Spy
And this!
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1697
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1693
Who:
Demoman
Start prayin', boy!
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1692
Who:
Engineer
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1691
Who:
Engineer
Look at me!
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1691
Who:
Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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1689
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1689
Who:
Medic
Woo-hoo!
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1689
Who:
Scout
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1688
Who:
Announcer
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1687
Who:
Soldier
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1687
Who:
Sniper
Hell, men...
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1686
Who:
Soldier
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1684
Who:
Spy
I got it! I got it!
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1682
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1681
Who:
Scout
What're you lookin' at?
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1681
Who:
Scout
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1680
Who:
Scout
Aye, give us a hand!
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1678
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1678
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1677
Who:
Engineer
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1677
Who:
Scout
*grumbles*
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1676
Who:
Sniper
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1674
Who:
Sniper
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1671
Who:
Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
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1670
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1670
Who:
Soldier
Come, take it back!
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1668
Who:
Heavy
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1667
Who:
Demoman
Excellent!
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1666
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1665
Who:
Medic
Sorry!
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1665
Who:
Scout
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1664
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1663
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1663
Who:
Scout
Will you just- let's go!
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1662
Who:
Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1661
Who:
Sniper
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