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The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1860
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1859
Who:
Medic
Shall we?
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1856
Who:
Spy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1856
Who:
Soldier
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1853
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1851
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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1850
Who:
Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1850
Who:
Demoman
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1848
Who:
Scout
You are not so good as you think!
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1848
Who:
Heavy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1848
Who:
Sniper
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1848
Who:
Soldier
Fess...
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1847
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1838
Who:
Demoman
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1837
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1834
Who:
Scout
We've failed, men
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1833
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1831
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1823
Who:
Scout
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1821
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1821
Who:
Sniper
I did all I could!
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1821
Who:
Spy
You didn't kill any of them!
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1821
Who:
Announcer
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1820
Who:
Engineer
Well done, us!
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1820
Who:
Spy
Help me!
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1819
Who:
Engineer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1816
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1814
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Announcer
Help me!
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1811
Who:
Demoman
*laughs*!
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1808
Who:
Heavy
Was good trip!
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1805
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Heavy
Nice shot!
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1804
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1801
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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1800
Who:
Demoman
Danke
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1799
Who:
Medic
Crocket!
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1798
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1797
Who:
Scout
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1797
Who:
Sniper
We have lost the control point!
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1794
Who:
Announcer
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1793
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1790
Who:
Medic
Put up fists!
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1789
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1786
Who:
Soldier
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1781
Who:
Soldier
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1780
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1780
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1780
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1780
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1779
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Soldier
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1776
Who:
Engineer
I'm burn!
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1775
Who:
Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1774
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Heavy
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1774
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1772
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Sniper
Medic!
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1772
Who:
Sniper
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1769
Who:
Sniper
What're you lookin' at?
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1768
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1767
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Spy
Yaaaaargh!
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1767
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Soldier
Start prayin', boy!
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1766
Who:
Engineer
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1764
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Spy
Hell, men...
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1763
Who:
Soldier
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1761
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Sniper
Help!
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1761
Who:
Spy
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1761
Who:
Soldier
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1759
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1758
Who:
Demoman
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1757
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1757
Who:
Engineer
Sentry right up ahead!
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1755
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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1750
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Sniper
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1749
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Demoman
Sorry!
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1749
Who:
Scout
Come, take it back!
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1748
Who:
Heavy
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1748
Who:
Spy
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1746
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Soldier
Aye, give us a hand!
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1742
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Demoman
You big-head wankers
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1742
Who:
Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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1741
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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1740
Who:
Scout
You're making me very cross!
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1739
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Demoman
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1738
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1734
Who:
Scout
Batta-swing!
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1734
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1733
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1732
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Engineer
Will you just- let's go!
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1732
Who:
Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1732
Who:
Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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1732
Who:
Scout
Look at me!
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1732
Who:
Scout
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1731
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Sniper
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1731
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1730
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1729
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Spy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1728
Who:
Scout
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1725
Who:
Announcer
I got it! I got it!
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1725
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1724
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1723
Who:
Medic
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1722
Who:
Demoman
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