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The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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Announcer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Spy
Yeah...
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Soldier
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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864
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Demoman
Is good!
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29130
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Heavy
Nah!
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Sniper
Dagh!
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2672
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Heavy
Control point enabled!
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642
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Announcer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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Engineer
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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Spy
Oh...
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1696
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Scout
Move! schnell!
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Medic
We have taken the Australium!
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597
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Announcer
To the right!
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704
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Engineer
Hell, men...
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1621
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Soldier
That Medic is a Spy!
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1497
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2226
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Sniper
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1138
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Scout
Time has been added
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1878
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Announcer
Woo-hoo!
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1643
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Scout
*critical death*
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9325
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Engineer
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1775
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Announcer
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2060
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Come, take it back!
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Heavy
First blood, that was fast!
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Announcer
Help me secure this point!
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881
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Medic
Yeah!
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920
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Scout
Incoming!
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Sniper
The enemy intelligence was returned to their base
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805
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Announcer
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1388
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Soldier
*sings* Come on!
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1881
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Pyro
Phew!
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1198
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Engineer
Two
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Announcer
Need help cappin' this point!
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710
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Engineer
You cannot beat me!
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Heavy
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1608
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Scout
Thanks!
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776
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Soldier
Sentry comin' up!
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788
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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3391
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Demoman
Push cart!
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716
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Heavy
Dumbass!
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6169
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Scout
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1547
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Engineer
Dis-missed!
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1007
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Scout
You're a long way from France, boy!
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Engineer
Incoming!
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1323
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Engineer
Nice aim!
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775
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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Demoman
Seize the control points!
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598
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Announcer
To the left!
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731
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Engineer
Moron!
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983
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Scout
Now go!
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1177
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Medic
Let's go mates!
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2589
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Sniper
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1555
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Spy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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Demoman
Dominated, hard-hat!
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880
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Engineer
Many thanks!
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6151
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Heavy
You and me, partner!
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844
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Engineer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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Announcer
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
Good times!
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1441
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Heavy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6143
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Spy
Cry some more!
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Heavy
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1486
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Soldier
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1063
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1246
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Soldier
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1699
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Engineer
That'll cut you back down to size!
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731
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Engineer
I am on fire!
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Soldier
Warning!
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Announcer
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1438
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Soldier
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1821
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Engineer
Uh-huh
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Pyro
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
Incoming!
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Demoman
C'mon, c'mon!
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714
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Scout
Dummy!
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Scout
We are opening the rocket!
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597
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Announcer
So close!
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951
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Scout
Last one alive, lock the door!
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4780
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Soldier
Oh, this is bad!
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41931
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Heavy
We must stop little cart!
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933
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Heavy
No, sir!
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2497
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Soldier
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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838
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2389
Who:
Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5680
Who:
Sniper
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4471
Who:
Sniper
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1471
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3276
Who:
Medic
Thank you doc
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2975
Who:
Pyro
Good to go!
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1087
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Medic
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1511
Who:
Soldier
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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Spy
Piker!
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1170
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
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1513
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Heavy
Ja!
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10723
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Medic
Aw, cripes! The cart!
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921
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Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2277
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Heavy
*grumbles*
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Sniper
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