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1138
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Sniper
Good work!
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870
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Soldier
Spy, gentlemen
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11453
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Spy
*gibberish*
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7241
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Demoman
Ugh.
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3345
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Demoman
I see Spy!
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4438
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1757
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Engineer
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1089
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Scout
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4815
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Spy
Nice shootin', tex!
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1345
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1780
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Scout
Work, damnit!
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3727
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Scout
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1956
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Scout
Los los!
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1295
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Medic
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1456
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Engineer
Help!
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1589
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Engineer
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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786
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Engineer
Ach, was ist los?
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5821
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Medic
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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794
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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7608
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Demoman
That'll teach 'em!
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3451
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Demoman
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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2033
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Scout
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3382
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Soldier
*hiss*
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2808
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Spy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4462
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Heavy
Dagh
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2887
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Medic
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3776
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Spy
This here point is ours now!
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937
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Engineer
Giddy up!
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3417
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Engineer
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2414
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Demoman
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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1847
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Sniper
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1215
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Demoman
Woo-hoo!
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1736
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Scout
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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44970
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Scout
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1611
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Engineer
Help me capture the point!
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836
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Spy
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3558
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1535
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Scout
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1846
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Soldier
The mission has started!
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1411
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Announcer
Mission accomplished!
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2326
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Spy
Moron!
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1026
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Scout
*severe pain*
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1914
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1407
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Demoman
There ya go!
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1004
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2497
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Scout
Ugh
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1360
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Demoman
C'mon, move it up!
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767
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1360
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Sniper
Hold still
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1196
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Sniper
Well played!
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1881
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Spy
Let's all push this thing!
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740
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Scout
*long laugh*
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4955
Who:
Sniper
No
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4299
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Pyro
Medic!
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1784
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3436
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Heavy
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1392
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Soldier
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1819
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Demoman
Oh please!
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3022
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Spy
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1368
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Heavy
Help capture point!
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1074
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Heavy
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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1192
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Engineer
Spy!
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2794
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Medic
Come, doctor!
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751
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Heavy
Ugh!
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1303
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Heavy
Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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960
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1914
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Announcer
Look at me! Look at me!
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1428
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Heavy
Assistance bitte!
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1649
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Medic
You better hold on to your head, mate
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Sniper
Incoming!
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2879
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Sniper
Jarate? *cries*
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12232
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Spy
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1265
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2136
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Spy
Fight like big man!
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886
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Heavy
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1024
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Sniper
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1194
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Medic
You're all losers!
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1264
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Scout
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38649
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Soldier
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3491
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Demoman
Sweet!
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2252
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Scout
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11997
Who:
Scout
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3351
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Sniper
You are no match for me!
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1059
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Heavy
Uh, no
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21899
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Scout
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4251
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Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5972
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Engineer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2929
Who:
Scout
Pyro is Spy!
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3016
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9087
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Heavy
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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1365
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Scout
*severe pain*
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3614
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Sniper
Good job, everyone!
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1955
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Heavy
Left, left!
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750
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you snake!
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1054
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Engineer
Activate the charge!
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30315
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Pyro
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1302
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Scout
Thank you doc
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3109
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Pyro
You big-head wankers
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1742
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Sniper
Thanks!
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Soldier
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