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They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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What a disaster!
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Spy
Move 'em out!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3327
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Heavy
Thank you!
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1175
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Spy
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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978
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Engineer
Forward!
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833
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Medic
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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920
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Engineer
Affirmative!
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753
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Heavy
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1383
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Announcer
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1245
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Announcer
I am big war hero!
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1463
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Heavy
Nope
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Engineer
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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Soldier
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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Scout
Do they make them shirts for men?
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1194
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Sniper
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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13656
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Demoman
Thanks, doc!
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814
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Sniper
Hold this point!
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813
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Engineer
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5013
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Heavy
Job well done!
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2099
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Engineer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2574
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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2451
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Scout
You feel shame? Ya?
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1951
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Heavy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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Heavy
Now I've seen everything
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6578
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Engineer
That wasn't even close!
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Engineer
Boo!
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Heavy
Nice shot!
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1288
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Sniper
Move 'em out!
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1250
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Engineer
Agh
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1293
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Demoman
Hey, look at me ma!
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Scout
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Sniper
To right!
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753
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Heavy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1421
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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11561
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Medic
Burn. In. Hell!
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2098
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Demoman
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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Soldier
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2378
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Spy
Queen's rules?
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1353
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Spy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Spy
*short laugh*!
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Medic
Preposterous!
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2154
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Spy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
The Australium is about to self destruct!
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649
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Announcer
Spy in our midst!
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Spy
Was good trip!
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1740
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Heavy
Thank you!
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Heavy
Yes!
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Heavy
And this!
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1676
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Heavy
Yee-haw!
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Engineer
Yeah!
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1405
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Soldier
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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993
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Heavy
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1519
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Scout
We got em! We got em!
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817
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Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3907
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Sniper
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13505
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Heavy
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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Scout
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Soldier
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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753
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Engineer
Get to cart, men!
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714
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1473
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Soldier
Come help me capture this!
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871
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Spy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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Soldier
Do they make them shirts for men?
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888
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Sniper
Doctor!
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1251
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Spy
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
Atta boy!
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Scout
This is my intelligence!
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Soldier
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1967
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Heavy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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Sniper
Let's go!
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872
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Scout
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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719
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Scout
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Screamin' eagles!
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Soldier
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1051
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Sniper
Much obliged
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1324
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Engineer
That there was a fine piece of work
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3108
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Engineer
Heh-he-hah!
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1407
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Soldier
Doctor!
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1355
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Spy
To left!
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Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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Medic
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Soldier
That Demo is a Spy!
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Engineer
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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Soldier
Hit charge!
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Heavy
The device has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
Four
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