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I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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Demoman
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1375
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Medic
Hey, look at me ma!
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2259
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Scout
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2093
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Scout
Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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957
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Scout
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2350
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Demoman
Come to point!
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744
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Heavy
Too slow!
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822
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Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11686
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Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies
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1938
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Sniper
That just ain't right!
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11734
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Engineer
Next time, try two eyes!
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1573
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Scout
*critical death*
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12159
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Demoman
More defense required here!
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825
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Spy
Excellent!
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3246
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Medic
Gear forward!
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761
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Soldier
I am very happy!
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4640
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Heavy
Aw hell!
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2882
Who:
Engineer
Alright, go left!
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845
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2557
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Pyro
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3023
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Soldier
Zwoosh!
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5079
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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4023
Who:
Demoman
To the left!
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776
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Scout
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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1051
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Soldier
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3817
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Spy
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5966
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Engineer
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5539
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Heavy
C'mere, sister!
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1166
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Soldier
We have dropped the Australium!
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638
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Announcer
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1213
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Demoman
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1424
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Announcer
*critical death*
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7994
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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3344
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Engineer
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1650
Who:
Engineer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4340
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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3207
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1507
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Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1580
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Sniper
We've failed, men
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1822
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Soldier
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1450
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Scout
Move out!
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808
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Soldier
Ah.. crepe!
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5142
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Demoman
Oh...
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2142
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Spy
That was too easy mate!
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1499
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Sniper
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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3007
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1755
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1543
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Soldier
Yeah yeah yeah!
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769
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Scout
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5791
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Sniper
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1651
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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30522
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Pyro
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1429
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Announcer
We must stop little cart!
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1273
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43349
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3640
Who:
Medic
Move that gear up!
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871
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Demoman
Help!
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3781
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Sniper
Get goin'!
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1523
Who:
Engineer
Left! Left! Left!
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759
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Scout
You're all bloody dead!
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2196
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Demoman
Cry some more!
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38712
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1079
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Demoman
Okay!
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6533
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Sniper
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7994
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Soldier
*laughs*!
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1806
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3554
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Demoman
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4086
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2684
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Pyro
Bloody brilliant!
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2954
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2462
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Demoman
That Scout is a Spy!
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3422
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Spy
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3823
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Demoman
Punk!
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856
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Scout
Nope
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741008
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Engineer
Wicked!
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1114
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Scout
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2233
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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3011
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Medic
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4390
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Sniper
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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1084
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Engineer
Bloody bogan!
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3311
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Sniper
With my apologies!
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1557
Who:
Spy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4824
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Soldier
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1535
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Demoman
Argh! Where is cart going?
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1195
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Heavy
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2048
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Engineer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2929
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Scout
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2013
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Spy
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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33379
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Heavy
No!
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4892
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Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4132
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Sniper
Yeah...
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4090
Who:
Soldier
Denied!
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3360
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Scout
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4907
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Medic
We have taken the suitcase!
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638
Who:
Announcer
Need a sentry here!
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871
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Sniper
Help me capture!
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2971
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1391
Who:
Sniper
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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941
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Announcer
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