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Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Medic!
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Engineer
Charge!
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Soldier
I require assistance!
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Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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Spy
Go go go!
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Engineer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Yes!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Sniper
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
First blood, finally!
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648
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Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
To the right!
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Demoman
Help capture!
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864
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Heavy
The mission has commenced!
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Announcer
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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Scout
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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Announcer
We... did it!
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Demoman
Hell, men...
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Put sentry here
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Heavy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Sniper
Down and give me 20!
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Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
Help!
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Heavy
You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
Mission accomplished!
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Spy
Activate the charge!
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Pyro
Attack!
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Soldier
Hey wimps!
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Scout
They have the Australium!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
It is good day to be giant man!
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Heavy
C'mon tough guy!
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802
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Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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Heavy
WE have the Australium!
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Announcer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Scout
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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Announcer
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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Spy
Woo!
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Scout
I require assistance!
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Medic
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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Scout
Boo!
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Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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Sniper
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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Demoman
Let's waste 'em!
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Scout
Buildin' a sentry!
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Engineer
And that!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Let's go!
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Soldier
Fight me!
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Heavy
Left left!
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Medic
I never really was on your side!
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Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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Scout
There's a dinger for ya!
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Scout
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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Scout
Sir, yes sir!
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Soldier
Go go go!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Medic
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
You camped the whole time for this?!
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Scout
The burning! The burning!
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Soldier
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Spy
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
Hit me, I dare you!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Demoman
We have the Australium!
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Announcer
Overtime!
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Announcer
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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Engineer
Gotcha, mumbles!
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Engineer
Push!
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Heavy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Pyro
My appreciation, amigo!
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Spy
Help me!
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Demoman
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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648
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Announcer
Need help cappin' this point!
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744
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Engineer
Defend the point!
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Medic
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
That Spy is not one of us!
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Spy
I Spy with my little eye!
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Heavy
You feel shame? Ya?
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Heavy
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
Hit it, doc!
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Soldier
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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Heavy
Sentry just ahead!
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Spy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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Demoman
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Spy
Agh!
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