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Let's do this!
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Scout
Nice catch, knucklehead!
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942
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Scout
You're making me very cross!
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1746
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Demoman
Tagged ya!
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754
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Engineer
Dominated! *laughs*
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1437
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Demoman
Stalemate!
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2175
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Announcer
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2147
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Medic
That Scout is a Spy!
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Soldier
Failure!
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30442
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Announcer
That's some shonking business right there
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3978
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Sniper
We're on a roll!
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30428
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Pyro
First blood!
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815
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2037
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Engineer
Yes!
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8543
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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1889
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Announcer
Boing!
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1416
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Scout
I am on fire!
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2860
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Medic
I kill many cowards for that
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2191
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Heavy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2128
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Heavy
You big-head wankers!
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3571
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Sniper
Wicked!
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807
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1976
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Engineer
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1033
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Sniper
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1942
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Engineer
Go on, get!
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767
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Engineer
Medic!
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Medic
Fight on the point!
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859
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Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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Sniper
Medic!
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1795
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Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1145
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Sniper
Missed me!
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1044
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Scout
Spy!
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3903
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Demoman
Oh hey, you suck!
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16016
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Scout
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5936
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Spy
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1216
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Scout
Many thanks!
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3588
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2385
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Soldier
There's a Spy over here!
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1888
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Scout
You did well!
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23331
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Heavy
Excellent!
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1722
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Spy
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1745
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Heavy
Mush, team! Mush!
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759
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Heavy
Da, this will work
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Heavy
They are weakened!
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1367
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Medic
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1130
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Sniper
I need some dog-gone help!
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2265
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Engineer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Sniper
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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Demoman
Put sentry here
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Heavy
Medic!
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11528
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Heavy
They have the device!
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643
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Announcer
To the left!
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930
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Demoman
*critical death*
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8003
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Medic
Move it, lads!
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1356
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Demoman
You will not be missed!
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1622
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Soldier
C'mon, c'mon!
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772
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Scout
Kaboom!
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Soldier
Bam!
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1418
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Engineer
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1424
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Scout
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1938
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Sniper
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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Scout
No!
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9140
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Soldier
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6556
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Spy
Oh no...
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Announcer
Crikey!
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Sniper
Deploy a sentry here!
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Soldier
Right, right!
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757
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Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1137
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1921
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Engineer
It is the dominationing!
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Demoman
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1490
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Engineer
Teleporter goin' up!
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1715
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Engineer
You call that snipin'?
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Sniper
*spit*
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Sniper
Heartwarming
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Spy
Boink!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2531
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Scout
Little men steal our cart!
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Heavy
I am credit to team!
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Heavy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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Heavy
Yo, batter up!
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963
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Scout
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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3581
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Demoman
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Good shot!
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Heavy
Overtime!
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Announcer
Let us move!
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1550
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1788
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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2235
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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Pyro
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5509
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Demoman
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1962
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Scout
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2856
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Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Spy
Crikey
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Sniper
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