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Admirable shot!
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996
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Spy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Aw, jeez!
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1905
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Scout
Come to bomb wagon!
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699
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Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1500
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Scout
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4457
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Soldier
Gear forward!
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693
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Soldier
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1340
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Scout
Ohhhhh...
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2868
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Heavy
Help me!
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1021
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Sniper
Get to the control points!
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581
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Announcer
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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28141
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Medic
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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884
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Engineer
Get them! Raus raus!
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1399
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Medic
Incoming!
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1062
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Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2905
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Sniper
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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985
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Scout
We've failed, men
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1535
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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7486
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Soldier
Piss off, big-head
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28686
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Sniper
Keep that cart movin'!
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686
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Scout
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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1068
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Heavy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11023
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Demoman
Dummy!
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1193
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Scout
*critical death*
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15506
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Scout
Let's waste 'em!
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954
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Scout
Get to the control point!
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583
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1760
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Sniper
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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28935
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Engineer
Jarate? No!
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Spy
Incoming!
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834
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Medic
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5780
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Medic
Need a sentry here!
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2829
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Pyro
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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582
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Announcer
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3139
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Soldier
Activate the charge, doctor!
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Spy
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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701
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Announcer
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1725
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Announcer
C'mon!
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1224
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Demoman
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2405
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Announcer
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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28475
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Heavy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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13541
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Spy
Cheers, mate
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4240
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Demoman
You. Are. Terrible!
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1480
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Scout
Mongrel
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763
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2372
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Pyro
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1341
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Soldier
Oh no!
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11043
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Spy
Doctor, this way!
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858
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Heavy
Holy dooley!
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13317
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Sniper
No!
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4361
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Scout
Stop the courier!
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1448
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Announcer
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23210
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Spy
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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Sniper
*laughter*
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8495
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Heavy
Need some help here!
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1049
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Soldier
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2783
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Heavy
Six!
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2912
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Announcer
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8286
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Spy
*severe pain*
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1821
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Engineer
Other team has cart!
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679
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Heavy
Yeah...
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3588
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Soldier
You will not be missed!
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1526
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Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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8113
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Heavy
Ya'll come back now!
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757
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Engineer
Flawless victory!
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1166
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Announcer
Thank you!
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2351
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Heavy
You failed!
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6965
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Pyro
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1107
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Engineer
Thanks, doc!
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735
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Soldier
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2006
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Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3553
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Spy
Nichts da!
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3064
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Medic
Gotcha, stretch!
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689
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Engineer
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1808
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Sniper
Keep it movin' guys!
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691
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Scout
I kill many cowards for that
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2061
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Heavy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1611
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Spy
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1838
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Soldier
Gentlemen!
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65421
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Spy
Dammit!
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8470
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Engineer
No worries!
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1679
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Sniper
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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32464
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Spy
C'mon tough guy!
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724
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Scout
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4159
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Scout
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1248
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Announcer
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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809
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Soldier
Ahahahahaha
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4434
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Pyro
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1534
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Soldier
A Spy!
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2585
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1888
Who:
Heavy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9488
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Soldier
Your luck runs out!
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1386
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Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1725
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Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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3910
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Spy
Medic!
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3219
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Engineer
Niet!
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6466
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Heavy
No seriously, you all suck!
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6480
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Scout
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