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WE are about to launch the rocket!
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634
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Announcer
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4756
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Spy
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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761
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Announcer
Хорошо!
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326125
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Heavy
We have dropped the suitcase!
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628
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Announcer
We have commandeered my point!
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1165
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Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3941
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Spy
Medic!
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5243
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2908
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Scout
I can not believe this!
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1666
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Scout
Boink!
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421746
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Scout
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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780
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Engineer
We push cart back!
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739
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Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2019
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1950
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Engineer
Hit it doc!
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7485
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Demoman
We got a Spy!
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1520
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Scout
No!
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4806
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Scout
Major leauge!
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886
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Scout
Keep pushin' it!
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758
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Scout
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2949
Who:
Soldier
Get to it!
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760
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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6838
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Demoman
Trust me.
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1245
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Spy
Put up fists!
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1769
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Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10501
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Demoman
FIRE!
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10922
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Demoman
This is unnacceptable!
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Medic
Idiot! Get on the point!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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3511
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Heavy
Thanks!
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894
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Sniper
You better hold on to your head, mate
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Sniper
Yes!
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3166
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Heavy
Boom!
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2015
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Soldier
Everyone, push!
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740
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Heavy
You can't hit what ain't there!
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Scout
The burning! The burning!
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1954
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Soldier
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2514
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2937
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Scout
Thanks, doc!
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1424
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Scout
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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951
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Scout
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1205
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Engineer
That ain't the right way guys!
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744
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Scout
*critical death*
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1773
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Scout
Hoo-ahh!
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1640
Who:
Soldier
I need some help!
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1344
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Doctor!
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5780
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Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5311
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Spy
Alright!
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2022
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Sniper
You got blood on my suit!
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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Demoman
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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Medic
To right!
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769
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Heavy
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
You have done well!
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1558
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Spy
Well done, us!
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1801
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Spy
Stupid bloody spies
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2044
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Sniper
Raaagh!
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1467
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Medic
Excellent!
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3214
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Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4714
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Sniper
Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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833
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Scout
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
I am coming for you again!
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1207
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Heavy
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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Announcer
You're making me very cross!
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Demoman
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7002
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2122
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Engineer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2086
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Soldier
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
Move 'em out!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Sniper
Go right!
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754
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Scout
Nope!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2828
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Engineer
Put sentry here
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Heavy
Maggots!
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19822
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Soldier
No!
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4755
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Heavy
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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Scout
Aw, crap...
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Scout
No
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4236
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Pyro
*big laugh*
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1978
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1902
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Demoman
There is a sentry ahead!
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884
Who:
Medic
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11575
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Sniper
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3774
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Engineer
Go right!
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738
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Sniper
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3690
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Scout
G'day
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1398
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Sniper
Dummy!
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1242
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Scout
Now I've seen everything
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Engineer
Thanks, paly!
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2328
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Scout
Did you think you could beat me?
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1640
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Heavy
We need a sentry right here!
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Engineer
Go left!
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743
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Sniper
Who will join me!?
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1242
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Spy
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