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Bugger
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1076
Who:
Sniper
I will kill you with bare hands!
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1757
Who:
Heavy
Good shot!
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1475
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Come on!
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1660
Who:
Heavy
Sentry right up ahead!
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1457
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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27656
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Pyro
New weapon!
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2697
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Heavy
Put sentry here
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2635
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1708
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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3838
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Heavy
Move that gear up!
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700
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1388
Who:
Soldier
Got the ball back!
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654
Who:
Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2532
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1711
Who:
Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2328
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1298
Who:
Soldier
That catch your eye, son?
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702
Who:
Engineer
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1306
Who:
Demoman
And this!
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1510
Who:
Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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1583
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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5631
Who:
Pyro
Right!
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748
Who:
Spy
Time to get blottered!
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2957
Who:
Demoman
Secure!
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916
Who:
Announcer
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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683
Who:
Engineer
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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11462
Who:
Scout
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1436
Who:
Engineer
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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2653
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1198
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Soldier
Dominated, tiny man!
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842
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Demoman
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1376
Who:
Demoman
Ya bloody pikers!
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1107
Who:
Sniper
Another medal is good!
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1702
Who:
Heavy
God save the Queen!
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5244
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2581
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Engineer
Spy, gentlemen
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10482
Who:
Spy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4116
Who:
Scout
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1541
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1481
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2614
Who:
Spy
Never, never, make me angry!
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1888
Who:
Heavy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1246
Who:
Scout
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2235
Who:
Scout
Let's have a go at it!
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2419
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1892
Who:
Heavy
Aagh!
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2625
Who:
Heavy
Other team has cart!
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624
Who:
Heavy
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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1093
Who:
Scout
Ahahahahaha
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4229
Who:
Pyro
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3235
Who:
Soldier
That's the spirit!
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1109
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Demoman
Demoman is Spy!
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2687
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2899
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6670
Who:
Demoman
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2551
Who:
Demoman
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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5551
Who:
Scout
They can go to hell!
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8551
Who:
Pyro
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3382
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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6309
Who:
Pyro
You failed!
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35365
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2149
Who:
Engineer
Head right!
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629
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1048
Who:
Scout
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1633
Who:
Announcer
You and me, partner!
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753
Who:
Engineer
Ahh, piss
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4065
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Sniper
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3827
Who:
Soldier
Aw, shucks
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1268
Who:
Engineer
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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4582
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9449
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Engineer
The medal, it is so tiny!
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4684
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Heavy
Oh that poor monkey...
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931
Who:
Announcer
Defend the point!
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645
Who:
Medic
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3575
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Soldier
C'mon, move it up!
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658
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Scout
That's where books get you, professor!
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1183
Who:
Soldier
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5899
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Demoman
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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555
Who:
Announcer
Well, off to visit your mother!
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14762
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2032
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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1186
Who:
Spy
That was unfortunate!
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1295
Who:
Spy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1031
Who:
Medic
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1208
Who:
Medic
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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12963
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1153
Who:
Announcer
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1362
Who:
Engineer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1265
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1283
Who:
Soldier
Damn dag-nabbit!
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20908
Who:
Engineer
First blood!
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571
Who:
Announcer
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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744
Who:
Demoman
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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861
Who:
Engineer
Soldier is Spy!
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2154
Who:
Heavy
I'm movin' this!
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1243
Who:
Engineer
N-augh!
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1346
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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2378
Who:
Medic
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1506
Who:
Spy
Ready to charge!
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1444
Who:
Medic
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