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Aces!
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885
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Sniper
We gotta hold this point!
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770
Who:
Engineer
We've failed, men
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1740
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, short-pants!
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1008
Who:
Soldier
Need some help here!
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1562
Who:
Sniper
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6144
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Soldier
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2260
Who:
Demoman
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1953
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Sniper
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1102
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Sniper
Thank you!
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2651
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Heavy
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7345
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Soldier
Up high!
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823
Who:
Spy
I love my ball!
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3059
Who:
Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4382
Who:
Medic
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1356
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Soldier
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3639
Who:
Pyro
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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151511
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Heavy
They are weakened!
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1345
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Medic
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3807
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Scout
Get behind me doctor!
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1627
Who:
Heavy
Was there ever any doubt?
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7723
Who:
Spy
There is a sentry ahead!
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868
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2189
Who:
Scout
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3899
Who:
Demoman
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2516
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Announcer
No!
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2220
Who:
Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2344
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Heavy
Get goin'!
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1192
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Demoman
WE have the device!
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621
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Announcer
We need to defend this point!
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752
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1658
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Medic
Danke, herr doctor!
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2295
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Medic
I built that!
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3605
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1949
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Engineer
Three
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4478
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, gotcha!
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1159
Who:
Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3619
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Scout
Aw, jeez!
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1993
Who:
Scout
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10052
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Heavy
That wasn't so bad!
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1143
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Sniper
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1661
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Sniper
Pfffft!
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1633
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Scout
That was my point you were standin' on
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1029
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, hard-hat!
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908
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Engineer
Thanks for that, truckee!
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1236
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2095
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Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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11301
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Spy
Stupendous!
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980
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Medic
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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748
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Engineer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4076
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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54247
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Demoman
Nah!
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7175
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Demoman
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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805
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Announcer
Follow me, doctor!
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733
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Heavy
Wern't no thing
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921
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Engineer
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4618
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Spy
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1576
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2415
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Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18529
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Pyro
Atta boy!
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1213
Who:
Scout
I love that little gun!
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1414
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Engineer
Let's have a go at it!
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2757
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Sniper
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1844
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Engineer
Bugger!
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1506
Who:
Sniper
C'mon, move it up!
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750
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Scout
Damnit!
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39484
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Soldier
Zwoosh!
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4982
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Scout
Coward! Get on point!
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1004
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
Alright, I feel good!
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1670
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2153
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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8827
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Soldier
Nah!
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4000
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Sniper
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5738
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Medic
I require assistance!
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5267
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Spy
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1303
Who:
Scout
That Demo is a Spy!
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1256
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Engineer
*burp*
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2001
Who:
Announcer
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1088
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Sniper
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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920
Who:
Sniper
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2175
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Spy
First blood!
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779
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Announcer
Defend here!
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944
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4409
Who:
Sniper
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2133
Who:
Engineer
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2650
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Soldier
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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618
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Announcer
Work, damnit!
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3642
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Scout
Nice catch, knucklehead!
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903
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Scout
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5984
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Medic
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1407
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Engineer
Spy is not our Spy!
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8385
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Heavy
Slap my hand.
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14348
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Spy
We go together, doctor!
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997
Who:
Heavy
Start fighting now!
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695
Who:
Announcer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8854
Who:
Heavy
I am coming for you again!
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1188
Who:
Heavy
Capture point with me!
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950
Who:
Heavy
Little, little man!
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1806
Who:
Heavy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5270
Who:
Demoman
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