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Get to cart, men!
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Heavy
Agh, cart is gone!
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Heavy
*sings*
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Heavy
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Spy
Help me!
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Demoman
Move these machines up!
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990
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Spy
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
Spy in our midst, men!
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Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
Fear me, cowards!
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Heavy
That's what ya get
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Engineer
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
Thank you doctor!
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Demoman
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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Pyro
Phew!
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Engineer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
*gibberish*
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Demoman
I am big war hero!
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Heavy
To the right!
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808
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Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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Engineer
Achtung! Spy!
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Medic
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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Scout
I merely finished what your liver started!
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Spy
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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Scout
Take that, book-smarts!
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Medic!
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Engineer
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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Spy
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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Soldier
*short laugh*!
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Medic
I did it!
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Scout
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
Wooo!
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Scout
Go on then doc!
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Demoman
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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Demoman
Piker
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887
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Sniper
My appreciation, amigo!
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Spy
*long laugh*!
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Medic
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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Scout
Defend our cart!
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Announcer
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Niet!
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Heavy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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Spy
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Mongrel!
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Sniper
Keep pushing!
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Heavy
I am very happy!
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Heavy
Sweet!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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Demoman
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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Scout
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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Soldier
*critical death*
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Sniper
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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Soldier
Fire!
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Sniper
Now go!
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Medic
And another thing: you're ugly!
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Engineer
Los weiter!
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Medic
To the left!
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Engineer
Okay!
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Sniper
G'day
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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Scout
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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Demoman
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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Demoman
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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Engineer
Affirmative!
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Soldier
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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Sniper
Hide coward! I will find you!
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Heavy
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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Demoman
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
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Engineer
It's all up to you now!
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Announcer
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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Soldier
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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Scout
We... did it!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Soldier
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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Announcer
Punk!
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Scout
So close!
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Scout
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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Heavy
First blood, that was fast!
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Announcer
Thanks!
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Soldier
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
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