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I'm not even winded!
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Scout
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1483
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2245
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Pyro
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1547
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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Heavy
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1036
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Engineer
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1382
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Sniper
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1982
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Demoman
Move 'em out!
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1263
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Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8585
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Spy
*severe pain*
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3756
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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4881
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Sniper
Good job! Let's see some more!
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683
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1810
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Engineer
Ugh!
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1264
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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4128
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Pyro
Stupid bloody spies!
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3395
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Sniper
Yo! A little help here!
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2029
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Scout
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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1012
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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1882
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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3356
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Heavy
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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624
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Announcer
Stalemate!
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1966
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Announcer
Ugh.
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3245
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Demoman
Spy!
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2676
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Medic
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1160
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Demoman
Doc!
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1094
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Engineer
Horrido
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1277
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Medic
Forward!
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835
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Medic
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4345
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Engineer
On me, doc!
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720
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Engineer
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2718
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Announcer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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Sniper
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1193
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Heavy
I should have done this long ago!
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1526
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Heavy
Go!
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1300
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Demoman
I hate doctors!
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1948
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Scout
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1643
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Scout
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1096
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Demoman
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1575
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Scout
I built that!
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3592
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Engineer
Good job
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2656
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Pyro
Two
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4501
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Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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4278
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Heavy
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2735
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Soldier
Boo!
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Pyro
Domination, look it up
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1352
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Scout
Thanks, paly!
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2226
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Scout
Thanks doc!
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927
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Demoman
Get to it!
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733
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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4979
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Medic
Now go!
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1190
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Medic
Incoming!
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2792
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1892
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Spy
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6721
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Demoman
Agh!
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1449
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Engineer
The Scout is a Spy!
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1923
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Medic
I'm afraid not!
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15493
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Spy
*critical death*
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Heavy
Aygh
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1223
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Medic
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3581
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Soldier
*critical death*
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9951
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2473
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2536
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Demoman
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3726
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Scout
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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Scout
How's that feel, wimp?
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1983
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Sniper
Help capture point!
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Heavy
Five
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Announcer
Bloody brilliant!
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2820
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Demoman
*critical death*
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6681
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Pyro
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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Scout
You were always a disappointment...
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1529
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Announcer
You drew first? *laughs*
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Heavy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4373
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Sniper
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1734
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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1034
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Scout
Good one, mate!
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2477
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Pyro
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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Scout
I'm coming for you!
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3407
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Heavy
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1509
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Soldier
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1115
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Scout
Yeah!
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1179
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Scout
More defense required here!
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802
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Spy
Seven!
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Announcer
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5062
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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7019
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Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2722
Who:
Scout
Aaaah!
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1207
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Soldier
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3372
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Medic
Where is your doctor, coward?
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995
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Heavy
Your doctor is dead!
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3915
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Heavy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1654
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Demoman
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