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Gotta move that gear up!
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8418
Who:
Engineer
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8405
Who:
Spy
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8402
Who:
Scout
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8387
Who:
Heavy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8375
Who:
Scout
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8372
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8355
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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8349
Who:
Sniper
Spy is not our Spy!
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8308
Who:
Heavy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8296
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8291
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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8289
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head!
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8289
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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8262
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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8209
Who:
Demoman
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8200
Who:
Medic
*whistles*
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8113
Who:
Spy
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8111
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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8090
Who:
Announcer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8087
Who:
Engineer
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8075
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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7951
Who:
Soldier
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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7930
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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7832
Who:
Demoman
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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7827
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7781
Who:
Demoman
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7735
Who:
Demoman
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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7720
Who:
Heavy
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7702
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7695
Who:
Medic
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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7682
Who:
Demoman
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7681
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7674
Who:
Pyro
Was there ever any doubt?
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7665
Who:
Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7556
Who:
Spy
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7555
Who:
Soldier
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7459
Who:
Scout
Very good! Very, very good!
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7449
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7382
Who:
Demoman
Hit it doc!
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7372
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7372
Who:
Engineer
But of course!
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7335
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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7322
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7305
Who:
Engineer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7286
Who:
Scout
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7272
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Spy
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7250
Who:
Soldier
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7236
Who:
Announcer
Heavy is Spy!
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7233
Who:
Heavy
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7222
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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7202
Who:
Heavy
You failed!
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7195
Who:
Pyro
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7169
Who:
Scout
What did they expect?
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7145
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7137
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7133
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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7105
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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7097
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7087
Who:
Medic
I love this doctor!
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7070
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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7055
Who:
Pyro
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7051
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7035
Who:
Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7034
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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7028
Who:
Demoman
You failed! Stalemate!
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7008
Who:
Announcer
This sucks on ice!
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7007
Who:
Scout
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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7000
Who:
Scout
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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6999
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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6989
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6952
Who:
Soldier
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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6949
Who:
Medic
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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6941
Who:
Spy
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6915
Who:
Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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6910
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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6908
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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6908
Who:
Spy
You disgust me!
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6874
Who:
Spy
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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6838
Who:
Soldier
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6829
Who:
Scout
Teaaaaaam!
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6812
Who:
Medic
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6811
Who:
Spy
That person is a spy!
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6768
Who:
Pyro
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6749
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6739
Who:
Heavy
*laugh* You got owned!
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6723
Who:
Scout
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6720
Who:
Demoman
*gibberish*
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6713
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6712
Who:
Sniper
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6707
Who:
Announcer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6695
Who:
Demoman
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6689
Who:
Sniper
No seriously, you all suck!
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6664
Who:
Scout
Slap my hand!
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6660
Who:
Spy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6657
Who:
Demoman
Niet!
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6653
Who:
Heavy
Place a dispenser here!
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6652
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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6649
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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6639
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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6614
Who:
Medic
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