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Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8377
Who:
Spy
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8364
Who:
Scout
Gotta move that gear up!
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8359
Who:
Engineer
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8353
Who:
Heavy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8344
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8321
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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8320
Who:
Sniper
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8302
Who:
Scout
Spy is not our Spy!
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8289
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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8262
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head!
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8254
Who:
Sniper
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8246
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8245
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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8192
Who:
Spy
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8171
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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8104
Who:
Demoman
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8072
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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8057
Who:
Announcer
*whistles*
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8043
Who:
Spy
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8023
Who:
Scout
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8008
Who:
Engineer
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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7908
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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7888
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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7787
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Spy
*critical death*
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7706
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Demoman
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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7699
Who:
Demoman
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7695
Who:
Demoman
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7655
Who:
Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7655
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7649
Who:
Medic
Was there ever any doubt?
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7619
Who:
Spy
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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7615
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7608
Who:
Pyro
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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7536
Who:
Heavy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7508
Who:
Spy
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7503
Who:
Soldier
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7443
Who:
Scout
Very good! Very, very good!
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7434
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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7353
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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7310
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7285
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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7264
Who:
Demoman
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7262
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7247
Who:
Engineer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7241
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7202
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Announcer
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7194
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7190
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Engineer
Heavy is Spy!
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7175
Who:
Heavy
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7164
Who:
Scout
You failed!
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7158
Who:
Pyro
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7143
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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7133
Who:
Heavy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7125
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7112
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Sniper
What did they expect?
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7112
Who:
Spy
Nah!
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7077
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7069
Who:
Medic
I love this doctor!
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7059
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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7052
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Scout
Boo!
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7033
Who:
Pyro
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7030
Who:
Soldier
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7024
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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6994
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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6993
Who:
Demoman
This sucks on ice!
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6984
Who:
Scout
You failed! Stalemate!
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6965
Who:
Announcer
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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6956
Who:
Soldier
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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6932
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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6930
Who:
Spy
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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6926
Who:
Spy
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6903
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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6896
Who:
Soldier
Do it, doc, do it!
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6884
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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6861
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6856
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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6855
Who:
Spy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6798
Who:
Spy
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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6792
Who:
Soldier
Teaaaaaam!
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6785
Who:
Medic
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6783
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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6756
Who:
Pyro
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6716
Who:
Spy
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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6706
Who:
Scout
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6695
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Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6694
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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6686
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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6684
Who:
Demoman
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6673
Who:
Sniper
*laugh* You got owned!
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6672
Who:
Scout
No seriously, you all suck!
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6648
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6641
Who:
Announcer
Slap my hand!
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6635
Who:
Spy
Place a dispenser here!
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6626
Who:
Spy
Niet!
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6624
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6610
Who:
Demoman
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6598
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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6594
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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6592
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6571
Who:
Pyro
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