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*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8466
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8457
Who:
Scout
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8457
Who:
Spy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8422
Who:
Heavy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8421
Who:
Scout
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8418
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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8406
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8396
Who:
Soldier
*screams in pain*
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8339
Who:
Spy
Spy is not our Spy!
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8338
Who:
Heavy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8337
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8332
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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8325
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head!
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8319
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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8276
Who:
Demoman
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8226
Who:
Medic
*whistles*
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8187
Who:
Spy
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8168
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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8154
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8147
Who:
Demoman
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8143
Who:
Engineer
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8142
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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8012
Who:
Soldier
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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7952
Who:
Spy
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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7890
Who:
Spy
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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7852
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7838
Who:
Demoman
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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7790
Who:
Demoman
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7788
Who:
Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7762
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7745
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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7732
Who:
Pyro
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7726
Who:
Demoman
Was there ever any doubt?
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7698
Who:
Spy
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7610
Who:
Soldier
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7609
Who:
Spy
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7484
Who:
Scout
Very good! Very, very good!
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7469
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7435
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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7431
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh*
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7407
Who:
Demoman
Hit it doc!
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7403
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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7368
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7349
Who:
Engineer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7342
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7289
Who:
Announcer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7288
Who:
Scout
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7288
Who:
Spy
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7286
Who:
Soldier
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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7277
Who:
Scout
Heavy is Spy!
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7274
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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7243
Who:
Heavy
You failed!
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7233
Who:
Pyro
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7206
Who:
Scout
What did they expect?
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7191
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7151
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7147
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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7144
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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7141
Who:
Demoman
You failed! Stalemate!
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7119
Who:
Announcer
Achtung! Spy!
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7119
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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7107
Who:
Engineer
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7100
Who:
Soldier
I love this doctor!
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7085
Who:
Heavy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7078
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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7074
Who:
Pyro
This sucks on ice!
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7069
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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7064
Who:
Demoman
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7053
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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7039
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6986
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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6977
Who:
Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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6974
Who:
Medic
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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6972
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6966
Who:
Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6946
Who:
Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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6940
Who:
Scout
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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6929
Who:
Soldier
You disgust me!
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6896
Who:
Spy
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6890
Who:
Scout
Teaaaaaam!
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6837
Who:
Medic
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6836
Who:
Spy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6794
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6789
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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6787
Who:
Pyro
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6780
Who:
Announcer
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6777
Who:
Demoman
*laugh* You got owned!
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6777
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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6752
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6749
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6746
Who:
Sniper
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6735
Who:
Demoman
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6732
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand!
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6718
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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6717
Who:
Pyro
Niet!
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6706
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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6694
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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6692
Who:
Scout
Place a dispenser here!
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6685
Who:
Spy
Now I've seen everything
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6646
Who:
Engineer
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