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Is this... mon dieu!
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8857
Who:
Spy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8855
Who:
Scout
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8801
Who:
Scout
*screams in pain*
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8790
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8784
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, big-head!
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8731
Who:
Sniper
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8715
Who:
Spy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8709
Who:
Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8702
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mate!
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8680
Who:
Sniper
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8662
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8653
Who:
Soldier
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8648
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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8636
Who:
Demoman
*whistles*
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8626
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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8610
Who:
Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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8586
Who:
Heavy
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8541
Who:
Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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8537
Who:
Pyro
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8462
Who:
Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8448
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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8394
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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8387
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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8376
Who:
Demoman
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8357
Who:
Spy
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8350
Who:
Engineer
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8266
Who:
Demoman
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8237
Who:
Heavy
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8166
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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8158
Who:
Pyro
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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8100
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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8085
Who:
Medic
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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8045
Who:
Demoman
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7978
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7963
Who:
Engineer
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7939
Who:
Demoman
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7896
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7883
Who:
Demoman
Was there ever any doubt?
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7843
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7726
Who:
Engineer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7725
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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7723
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7695
Who:
Announcer
Very good! Very, very good!
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7695
Who:
Heavy
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7669
Who:
Scout
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7654
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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7623
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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7604
Who:
Demoman
Heavy is Spy!
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7583
Who:
Heavy
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7575
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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7548
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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7534
Who:
Heavy
What did they expect?
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7527
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7502
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7499
Who:
Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7494
Who:
Scout
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7478
Who:
Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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7475
Who:
Announcer
You failed!
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7466
Who:
Pyro
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7461
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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7458
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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7356
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7345
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7335
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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7330
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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7318
Who:
Spy
Nah!
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7280
Who:
Sniper
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7280
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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7269
Who:
Pyro
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7267
Who:
Soldier
I love this doctor!
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7257
Who:
Heavy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7239
Who:
Medic
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7226
Who:
Pyro
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7226
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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7216
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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7209
Who:
Soldier
Yee-haw!
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7209
Who:
Engineer
*laugh* You got owned!
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7207
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7194
Who:
Announcer
You disgust me!
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7181
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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7169
Who:
Heavy
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7152
Who:
Spy
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7120
Who:
Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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7107
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7096
Who:
Pyro
Do it, doc, do it!
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7080
Who:
Scout
Dumbass!
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7072
Who:
Scout
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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7067
Who:
Spy
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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7019
Who:
Demoman
Place a dispenser here!
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7018
Who:
Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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7007
Who:
Demoman
You live in a van! *laughs*
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7004
Who:
Spy
Teaaaaaam!
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6995
Who:
Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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6980
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand!
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6966
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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6965
Who:
Medic
Engineer is Spy!
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6959
Who:
Heavy
Niet!
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6958
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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6957
Who:
Demoman
What?!
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6952
Who:
Scout
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