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Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8617
Who:
Medic
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8609
Who:
Scout
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8597
Who:
Spy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8588
Who:
Scout
*screams in pain*
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8578
Who:
Spy
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8573
Who:
Heavy
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8572
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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8570
Who:
Sniper
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8559
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8531
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8523
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, big-head!
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8520
Who:
Sniper
Spy is not our Spy!
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8493
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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8474
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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8461
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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8447
Who:
Pyro
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8434
Who:
Scout
*whistles*
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8399
Who:
Spy
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8350
Who:
Medic
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8348
Who:
Scout
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8322
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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8253
Who:
Announcer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8252
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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8229
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8129
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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8113
Who:
Demoman
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8077
Who:
Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8060
Who:
Spy
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8054
Who:
Heavy
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7973
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7946
Who:
Pyro
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7926
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7922
Who:
Medic
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7850
Who:
Demoman
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7828
Who:
Soldier
Was there ever any doubt?
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7799
Who:
Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7771
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7697
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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7661
Who:
Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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7584
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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7582
Who:
Demoman
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7574
Who:
Scout
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7554
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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7539
Who:
Engineer
But of course!
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7529
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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7524
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7509
Who:
Announcer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7494
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7463
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Soldier
Heavy is Spy!
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7436
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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7424
Who:
Heavy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7393
Who:
Spy
You failed!
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7375
Who:
Pyro
What did they expect?
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7375
Who:
Spy
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7348
Who:
Scout
You failed! Stalemate!
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7323
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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7316
Who:
Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7309
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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7302
Who:
Scout
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7302
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7293
Who:
Engineer
Nah!
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7265
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7246
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7241
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7226
Who:
Sniper
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7200
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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7194
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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7185
Who:
Demoman
I love this doctor!
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7175
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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7175
Who:
Pyro
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7144
Who:
Pyro
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7127
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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7113
Who:
Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7110
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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7108
Who:
Soldier
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7097
Who:
Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7090
Who:
Spy
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7042
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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7022
Who:
Spy
Do it, doc, do it!
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7018
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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7016
Who:
Heavy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7014
Who:
Announcer
*laugh* You got owned!
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7013
Who:
Scout
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6957
Who:
Demoman
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6939
Who:
Spy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6935
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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6917
Who:
Pyro
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6913
Who:
Demoman
Teaaaaaam!
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6911
Who:
Medic
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6910
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6889
Who:
Sniper
Place a dispenser here!
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6889
Who:
Spy
Engineer is Spy!
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6861
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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6859
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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6859
Who:
Demoman
Slap my hand!
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6858
Who:
Spy
Dumbass!
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6842
Who:
Scout
Niet!
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6838
Who:
Heavy
Yee-haw!
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6833
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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6820
Who:
Medic
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