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Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8321
Who:
Spy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8311
Who:
Heavy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8301
Who:
Scout
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8294
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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8265
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8261
Who:
Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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8256
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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8212
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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8204
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, big-head!
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8186
Who:
Sniper
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8184
Who:
Scout
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8178
Who:
Demoman
I am ze Übermensch!
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8121
Who:
Medic
*screams in pain*
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8120
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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8038
Who:
Demoman
*burp*
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8024
Who:
Announcer
Gotta move that gear up!
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8012
Who:
Engineer
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8006
Who:
Medic
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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7947
Who:
Scout
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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7932
Who:
Engineer
*whistles*
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7913
Who:
Spy
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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7876
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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7799
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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7691
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Spy
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7625
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7623
Who:
Demoman
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7617
Who:
Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7599
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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7588
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7578
Who:
Medic
Was there ever any doubt?
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7567
Who:
Spy
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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7523
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7499
Who:
Pyro
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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7451
Who:
Heavy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7445
Who:
Spy
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7436
Who:
Soldier
Very good! Very, very good!
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7411
Who:
Heavy
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7404
Who:
Scout
Hit it doc!
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7324
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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7265
Who:
Spy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7250
Who:
Spy
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7201
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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7189
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7184
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7149
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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7135
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Engineer
You failed!
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7119
Who:
Pyro
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7119
Who:
Soldier
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7105
Who:
Medic
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7105
Who:
Scout
Heavy is Spy!
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7092
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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7092
Who:
Heavy
Nah!
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7088
Who:
Sniper
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7083
Who:
Scout
I love this doctor!
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7039
Who:
Heavy
Nah!
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7031
Who:
Demoman
What did they expect?
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7029
Who:
Spy
Achtung! Spy!
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7026
Who:
Medic
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7003
Who:
Soldier
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7002
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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7000
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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6999
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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6952
Who:
Demoman
This sucks on ice!
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6942
Who:
Scout
You failed! Stalemate!
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6921
Who:
Announcer
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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6903
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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6900
Who:
Engineer
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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6894
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Medic
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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6892
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Spy
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6873
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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6871
Who:
Spy
Do it, doc, do it!
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6852
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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6835
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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6829
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6808
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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6800
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6794
Who:
Scout
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6758
Who:
Spy
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6757
Who:
Scout
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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6752
Who:
Soldier
Teaaaaaam!
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6741
Who:
Medic
That person is a spy!
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6734
Who:
Pyro
Need a dispenser here!
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6665
Who:
Sniper
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6657
Who:
Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6654
Who:
Demoman
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6645
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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6645
Who:
Demoman
No seriously, you all suck!
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6621
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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6613
Who:
Heavy
Niet!
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6589
Who:
Heavy
Slap my hand!
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6586
Who:
Spy
Place a dispenser here!
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6579
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6576
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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6549
Who:
Medic
*laugh* You got owned!
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6542
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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6537
Who:
Engineer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6534
Who:
Demoman
Now I've seen everything
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6532
Who:
Engineer
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6519
Who:
Demoman
Bap!
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6498
Who:
Engineer
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