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Is this... mon dieu!
Listens:
8774
Who:
Spy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8702
Who:
Scout
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8701
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8691
Who:
Demoman
*screams in pain*
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8677
Who:
Spy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8658
Who:
Medic
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8656
Who:
Spy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8644
Who:
Scout
Piss off, big-head!
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8632
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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8626
Who:
Sniper
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8615
Who:
Heavy
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8608
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8581
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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8557
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8540
Who:
Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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8531
Who:
Heavy
*whistles*
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8493
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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8488
Who:
Pyro
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8434
Who:
Scout
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8388
Who:
Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8386
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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8319
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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8308
Who:
Announcer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8301
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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8246
Who:
Demoman
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8222
Who:
Spy
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8186
Who:
Demoman
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8121
Who:
Heavy
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8112
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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8036
Who:
Pyro
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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8015
Who:
Soldier
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7991
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7988
Who:
Medic
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7925
Who:
Soldier
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7910
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7852
Who:
Engineer
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7827
Who:
Spy
Was there ever any doubt?
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7822
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7769
Who:
Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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7653
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7640
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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7633
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7626
Who:
Announcer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7622
Who:
Scout
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7610
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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7591
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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7573
Who:
Demoman
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7571
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7503
Who:
Soldier
Heavy is Spy!
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7486
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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7476
Who:
Heavy
What did they expect?
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7455
Who:
Spy
You failed!
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7429
Who:
Pyro
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7423
Who:
Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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7410
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7409
Who:
Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7391
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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7386
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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7376
Who:
Scout
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7371
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7370
Who:
Engineer
Nah!
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7299
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7287
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7269
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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7266
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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7251
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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7251
Who:
Spy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7240
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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7216
Who:
Pyro
I love this doctor!
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7214
Who:
Heavy
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7208
Who:
Soldier
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7174
Who:
Pyro
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7164
Who:
Medic
Yes!
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7160
Who:
Spy
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7152
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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7151
Who:
Soldier
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7129
Who:
Spy
*laugh* You got owned!
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7105
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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7102
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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7087
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7076
Who:
Announcer
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7072
Who:
Heavy
Yee-haw!
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7048
Who:
Engineer
Do it, doc, do it!
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7046
Who:
Scout
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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7021
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7015
Who:
Pyro
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6993
Who:
Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6968
Who:
Demoman
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6968
Who:
Spy
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
Listens:
6963
Who:
Demoman
Dumbass!
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6952
Who:
Scout
Teaaaaaam!
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6939
Who:
Medic
Place a dispenser here!
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6932
Who:
Spy
Slap my hand!
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6917
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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6911
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
Listens:
6907
Who:
Demoman
What?!
Listens:
6904
Who:
Scout
Engineer is Spy!
Listens:
6899
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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6898
Who:
Medic
Niet!
Listens:
6896
Who:
Heavy
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