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Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8671
Who:
Scout
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8668
Who:
Scout
*screams in pain*
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8653
Who:
Spy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8642
Who:
Medic
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8627
Who:
Scout
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8627
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8619
Who:
Demoman
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8610
Who:
Scout
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8606
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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8599
Who:
Sniper
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8590
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, big-head!
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8589
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8566
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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8521
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8519
Who:
Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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8515
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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8478
Who:
Pyro
*whistles*
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8453
Who:
Spy
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8393
Who:
Scout
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8373
Who:
Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8364
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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8292
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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8288
Who:
Announcer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8288
Who:
Engineer
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8188
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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8186
Who:
Demoman
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8144
Who:
Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8100
Who:
Spy
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8091
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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8009
Who:
Pyro
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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8005
Who:
Soldier
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7964
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7964
Who:
Medic
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7894
Who:
Soldier
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7883
Who:
Demoman
Was there ever any doubt?
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7819
Who:
Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7802
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7793
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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7719
Who:
Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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7631
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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7608
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7607
Who:
Engineer
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7594
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7592
Who:
Announcer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7589
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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7571
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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7550
Who:
Demoman
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7538
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7487
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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7461
Who:
Heavy
Heavy is Spy!
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7459
Who:
Heavy
What did they expect?
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7425
Who:
Spy
You failed!
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7413
Who:
Pyro
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7412
Who:
Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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7376
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7371
Who:
Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7370
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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7359
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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7344
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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7334
Who:
Scout
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7334
Who:
Soldier
Nah!
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7292
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7275
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7262
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7245
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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7241
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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7223
Who:
Spy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7219
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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7206
Who:
Pyro
I love this doctor!
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7200
Who:
Heavy
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7188
Who:
Soldier
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7163
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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7141
Who:
Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7140
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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7136
Who:
Soldier
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7131
Who:
Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7110
Who:
Spy
*laugh* You got owned!
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7071
Who:
Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7058
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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7058
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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7053
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7047
Who:
Announcer
Do it, doc, do it!
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7036
Who:
Scout
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6990
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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6983
Who:
Pyro
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6968
Who:
Spy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6960
Who:
Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6954
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6947
Who:
Demoman
Teaaaaaam!
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6931
Who:
Medic
Yee-haw!
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6929
Who:
Engineer
Place a dispenser here!
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6927
Who:
Spy
Dumbass!
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6906
Who:
Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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6899
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand!
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6895
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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6890
Who:
Demoman
That person is a spy!
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6887
Who:
Pyro
Engineer is Spy!
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6881
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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6877
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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6872
Who:
Medic
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