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Spy is not our Spy!
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7696
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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7675
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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7658
Who:
Pyro
I am ze Übermensch!
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7611
Who:
Medic
Piss off, big-head!
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7605
Who:
Sniper
You have 30 seconds to live!
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7534
Who:
Medic
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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7527
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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7521
Who:
Announcer
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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7514
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7492
Who:
Sniper
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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7491
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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7472
Who:
Engineer
Gotta move that gear up!
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7436
Who:
Engineer
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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7413
Who:
Scout
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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7390
Who:
Spy
What?!
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7332
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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7286
Who:
Demoman
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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7282
Who:
Engineer
*screams in pain*
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7259
Who:
Spy
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7176
Who:
Demoman
*whistles*
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7175
Who:
Spy
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7141
Who:
Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7126
Who:
Soldier
Was there ever any doubt?
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7124
Who:
Spy
Very good! Very, very good!
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7110
Who:
Heavy
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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7050
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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7024
Who:
Soldier
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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7006
Who:
Demoman
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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6987
Who:
Scout
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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6959
Who:
Soldier
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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6938
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Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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6903
Who:
Spy
But of course!
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6852
Who:
Spy
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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6850
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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6848
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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6803
Who:
Demoman
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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6778
Who:
Medic
I love this doctor!
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6745
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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6725
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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6720
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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6714
Who:
Sniper
Diagnosis? You suck!
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6685
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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6676
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6670
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a Spy!
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6634
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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6632
Who:
Scout
Achtung! Spy!
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6608
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6602
Who:
Pyro
Nah!
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6595
Who:
Demoman
Do it, doc, do it!
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6593
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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6591
Who:
Soldier
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6589
Who:
Heavy
You failed!
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6589
Who:
Pyro
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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6552
Who:
Pyro
What did they expect?
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6532
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6514
Who:
Heavy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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6480
Who:
Medic
Heavy is Spy!
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6476
Who:
Heavy
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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6473
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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6469
Who:
Pyro
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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6448
Who:
Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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6445
Who:
Spy
You disgust me!
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6444
Who:
Spy
This sucks on ice!
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6433
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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6429
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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6418
Who:
Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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6411
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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6353
Who:
Demoman
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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6343
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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6332
Who:
Demoman
That person is a spy!
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6309
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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6306
Who:
Demoman
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6277
Who:
Scout
Teaaaaaam!
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6273
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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6255
Who:
Spy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6248
Who:
Spy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6247
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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6233
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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6214
Who:
Scout
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6190
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6190
Who:
Sniper
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6180
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6176
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6163
Who:
Announcer
Niet!
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6157
Who:
Heavy
Now I've seen everything
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6141
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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6132
Who:
Demoman
Slap my hand!
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6120
Who:
Spy
Place a dispenser here!
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6112
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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6104
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6056
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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6052
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6037
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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6015
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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5988
Who:
Pyro
Let's kill-em-all!
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5956
Who:
Pyro
Okay!
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5945
Who:
Sniper
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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5943
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5939
Who:
Sniper
Engineer is Spy!
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5936
Who:
Heavy
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