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You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1999
Who:
Heavy
*big laugh*
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1999
Who:
Heavy
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1997
Who:
Scout
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1995
Who:
Spy
*laughs*
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1994
Who:
Scout
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1993
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1992
Who:
Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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1987
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1984
Who:
Engineer
The Scout is a Spy!
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1980
Who:
Medic
The burning! The burning!
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1980
Who:
Soldier
That is a diet I call death!
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1978
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1974
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1971
Who:
Scout
Schnell! Go get them!
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1969
Who:
Medic
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1969
Who:
Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1968
Who:
Engineer
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1968
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1962
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1961
Who:
Engineer
*sings* Come on!
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1960
Who:
Heavy
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1960
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1958
Who:
Soldier
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1956
Who:
Soldier
You mean nothing to me now!
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1956
Who:
Heavy
Nice job, partner
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1953
Who:
Engineer
I murdered your toys as well!
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1949
Who:
Spy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1948
Who:
Scout
Good job, everyone!
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1944
Who:
Heavy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1941
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1941
Who:
Scout
Time has been added
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1940
Who:
Announcer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1939
Who:
Spy
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1938
Who:
Engineer
Go! Go! давай!
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1938
Who:
Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies
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1937
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1935
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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1934
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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1933
Who:
Demoman
I must be dreaming!
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1933
Who:
Spy
*sings* Push!
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1931
Who:
Heavy
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1929
Who:
Sniper
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1928
Who:
Announcer
No problem!
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1927
Who:
Scout
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1924
Who:
Scout
Everyone! Look at me!
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1923
Who:
Heavy
We make good team!
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1917
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1913
Who:
Soldier
I am giant!
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1910
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1910
Who:
Sniper
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1910
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1909
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1907
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1907
Who:
Demoman
Doctor, if you please!
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1907
Who:
Spy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1907
Who:
Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1905
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1900
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1896
Who:
Announcer
That wasn't even close!
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1895
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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1893
Who:
Heavy
We're not giving it back
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1893
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1890
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, soldier!
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1887
Who:
Soldier
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1887
Who:
Engineer
Raus, raus!
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1886
Who:
Medic
Stand by little wagon!
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1886
Who:
Heavy
Run home to mama!
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1884
Who:
Heavy
*tsk*
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1883
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1883
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1883
Who:
Spy
Little, little man!
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1879
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1878
Who:
Scout
You must not fail me again!
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1877
Who:
Announcer
Well played!
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1875
Who:
Spy
Baby team has cart!
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1873
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1872
Who:
Engineer
I destroy coward toys!
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1872
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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1871
Who:
Announcer
There's a Spy over here!
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1870
Who:
Scout
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1870
Who:
Spy
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1870
Who:
Engineer
Get behind me doctor!
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1869
Who:
Heavy
I'm not even winded!
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1869
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1869
Who:
Sniper
Ahem...
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1865
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1864
Who:
Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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1864
Who:
Spy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1863
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1861
Who:
Engineer
I live!
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1861
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1861
Who:
Sniper
Ohh!
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1858
Who:
Heavy
Uh, little help?
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1857
Who:
Scout
Spies... bloody useless!
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1855
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1854
Who:
Soldier
You digust me, fat man!
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1854
Who:
Spy
Another medal is good!
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1851
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1847
Who:
Scout
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1847
Who:
Scout
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