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*laughs*
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1906
Who:
Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1906
Who:
Scout
Good job, everyone!
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1904
Who:
Heavy
That is a diet I call death!
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1904
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1901
Who:
Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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1898
Who:
Medic
Go! Go! давай!
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1898
Who:
Heavy
Sir, yes sir!
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1896
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1895
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1893
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1892
Who:
Engineer
*sings* Come on!
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1890
Who:
Heavy
The burning! The burning!
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1886
Who:
Soldier
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1885
Who:
Engineer
I murdered your toys as well!
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1884
Who:
Spy
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1883
Who:
Sniper
Time has been added
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1880
Who:
Announcer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1879
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1879
Who:
Spy
Eat my dust!
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1878
Who:
Scout
Nice job, partner
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1877
Who:
Engineer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1876
Who:
Scout
*sings* Push!
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1871
Who:
Heavy
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1870
Who:
Soldier
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1867
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1863
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1863
Who:
Soldier
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1861
Who:
Spy
We make good team!
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1860
Who:
Heavy
You mean nothing to me now!
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1860
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1858
Who:
Medic
Doctor, if you please!
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1858
Who:
Spy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1854
Who:
Engineer
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1854
Who:
Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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1853
Who:
Engineer
We're not giving it back
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1847
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1845
Who:
Announcer
That wasn't even close!
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1842
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1841
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, soldier!
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1835
Who:
Soldier
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1831
Who:
Announcer
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1827
Who:
Engineer
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1826
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1822
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1821
Who:
Demoman
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1818
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1817
Who:
Demoman
No problem!
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1817
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1817
Who:
Sniper
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1817
Who:
Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
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1816
Who:
Demoman
Schnell! Go get them!
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1816
Who:
Medic
Cheers, Engineers!
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1816
Who:
Spy
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1814
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1814
Who:
Engineer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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1812
Who:
Demoman
Fire!
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1811
Who:
Heavy
Raus, raus!
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1810
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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1810
Who:
Soldier
Stand by little wagon!
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1810
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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1810
Who:
Announcer
Another medal is good!
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1808
Who:
Heavy
Baby team has cart!
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1808
Who:
Heavy
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1807
Who:
Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1806
Who:
Announcer
Well played!
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1805
Who:
Spy
Everyone! Look at me!
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1805
Who:
Heavy
I am giant!
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1799
Who:
Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1799
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1798
Who:
Engineer
Run home to mama!
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1798
Who:
Heavy
*tsk*
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1795
Who:
Demoman
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1795
Who:
Scout
Oh please, just stay down!
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1794
Who:
Spy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1791
Who:
Sniper
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1791
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1790
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1788
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*!
Listens:
1788
Who:
Medic
That Scout is a Spy!
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1787
Who:
Engineer
I must be dreaming!
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1787
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1787
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1786
Who:
Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1784
Who:
Heavy
I'm not even winded!
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1783
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1780
Who:
Medic
*big laugh*
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1778
Who:
Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1778
Who:
Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1777
Who:
Soldier
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
Listens:
1777
Who:
Engineer
You didn't kill any of them!
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1776
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1773
Who:
Soldier
Ahem...
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1771
Who:
Spy
You must not fail me again!
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1770
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1769
Who:
Scout
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1768
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1766
Who:
Scout
I live!
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1765
Who:
Heavy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1763
Who:
Scout
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
Listens:
1763
Who:
Soldier
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