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Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1937
Who:
Soldier
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1935
Who:
Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1933
Who:
Spy
*sings* Come on!
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1932
Who:
Heavy
Sir, yes sir!
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1931
Who:
Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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1928
Who:
Medic
That is a diet I call death!
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1926
Who:
Spy
You prancin' show-ponies
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1925
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1920
Who:
Engineer
Good job, everyone!
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1919
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1917
Who:
Engineer
The burning! The burning!
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1917
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1914
Who:
Scout
Go! Go! давай!
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1914
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1914
Who:
Announcer
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1911
Who:
Soldier
Time has been added
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1910
Who:
Announcer
I murdered your toys as well!
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1909
Who:
Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1907
Who:
Engineer
Nice job, partner
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1907
Who:
Engineer
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1905
Who:
Sniper
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1903
Who:
Spy
*sings* Push!
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1901
Who:
Heavy
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1900
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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1897
Who:
Soldier
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1896
Who:
Heavy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1896
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1894
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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1892
Who:
Medic
It's a fine thing, lads
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1887
Who:
Demoman
You mean nothing to me now!
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1886
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1883
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1880
Who:
Engineer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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1879
Who:
Demoman
We make good team!
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1878
Who:
Heavy
Schnell! Go get them!
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1875
Who:
Medic
Doctor, if you please!
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1872
Who:
Spy
That Medic is a Spy!
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1870
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1869
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1868
Who:
Scout
We're not giving it back
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1867
Who:
Sniper
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1863
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1862
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1859
Who:
Demoman
That wasn't even close!
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1859
Who:
Engineer
No problem!
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1859
Who:
Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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1856
Who:
Soldier
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1855
Who:
Announcer
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1852
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1851
Who:
Sniper
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1850
Who:
Soldier
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1850
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1848
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1847
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1838
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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1837
Who:
Scout
Stand by little wagon!
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1837
Who:
Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1836
Who:
Heavy
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1836
Who:
Spy
Raus, raus!
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1834
Who:
Medic
Fire!
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1833
Who:
Heavy
Run home to mama!
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1833
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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1833
Who:
Announcer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1832
Who:
Spy
Well played!
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1830
Who:
Spy
Another medal is good!
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1830
Who:
Heavy
I am giant!
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1829
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1829
Who:
Scout
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1829
Who:
Demoman
I must be dreaming!
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1828
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1827
Who:
Engineer
Everyone! Look at me!
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1826
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1823
Who:
Sniper
Baby team has cart!
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1822
Who:
Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1821
Who:
Engineer
Oh, there's my ball!
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1820
Who:
Scout
*tsk*
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1819
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1819
Who:
Engineer
Oh please, just stay down!
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1818
Who:
Spy
I'm not even winded!
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1816
Who:
Scout
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1813
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1812
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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1809
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1807
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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1806
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1805
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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1804
Who:
Medic
Come, knock me off it!
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1803
Who:
Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1803
Who:
Soldier
You must not fail me again!
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1802
Who:
Announcer
Ahem...
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1801
Who:
Spy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1800
Who:
Scout
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1799
Who:
Scout
I live!
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1797
Who:
Heavy
You didn't kill any of them!
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1797
Who:
Announcer
*big laugh*
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1795
Who:
Heavy
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1792
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1790
Who:
Scout
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1788
Who:
Soldier
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1786
Who:
Soldier
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