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Stand by little wagon!
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1703
Who:
Heavy
That is a diet I call death!
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1703
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1702
Who:
Engineer
Negatory!
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1702
Who:
Soldier
Another medal is good!
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1702
Who:
Heavy
I hate doctors!
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1702
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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1702
Who:
Announcer
Stalemate!
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1701
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1700
Who:
Scout
Doctor, if you please!
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1700
Who:
Spy
We're not giving it back
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1699
Who:
Sniper
I murdered your toys as well!
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1699
Who:
Spy
That wasn't even close!
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1698
Who:
Engineer
You didn't kill any of them!
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1697
Who:
Announcer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1696
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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1695
Who:
Announcer
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1694
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1693
Who:
Engineer
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1693
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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1689
Who:
Heavy
Well played!
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1687
Who:
Spy
Run home to mama!
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1687
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1685
Who:
Announcer
You mean nothing to me now!
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1685
Who:
Heavy
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1684
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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1682
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, soldier!
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1682
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1681
Who:
Demoman
I destroy coward toys!
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1680
Who:
Heavy
Baby team has cart!
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1678
Who:
Heavy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1677
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1674
Who:
Spy
Cheers, Engineers!
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1671
Who:
Spy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1670
Who:
Spy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1666
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1665
Who:
Soldier
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1664
Who:
Engineer
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1663
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Come on!
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1660
Who:
Heavy
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1659
Who:
Soldier
I'm not even winded!
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1655
Who:
Scout
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1655
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1654
Who:
Engineer
Schnell! Go get them!
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1653
Who:
Medic
You must not fail me again!
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1647
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Push!
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1647
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1646
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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1645
Who:
Medic
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1642
Who:
Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1641
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1641
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1639
Who:
Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1638
Who:
Engineer
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1636
Who:
Scout
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1633
Who:
Announcer
Oh please, just stay down!
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1633
Who:
Spy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1631
Who:
Engineer
Eat my dust!
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1625
Who:
Scout
Eaugh!
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1624
Who:
Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1623
Who:
Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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1623
Who:
Soldier
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1622
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1621
Who:
Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1620
Who:
Announcer
Fess...
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1620
Who:
Medic
Raus, raus!
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1618
Who:
Medic
Everyone! Look at me!
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1618
Who:
Heavy
No problem!
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1617
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1616
Who:
Sniper
Shall we?
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1616
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1615
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1611
Who:
Demoman
Ohh!
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1611
Who:
Heavy
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1611
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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1609
Who:
Heavy
Well done, us!
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1606
Who:
Spy
I am giant!
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1605
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1604
Who:
Sniper
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1603
Who:
Heavy
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1603
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1600
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1600
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1598
Who:
Engineer
Little, little man!
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1598
Who:
Heavy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1598
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1597
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1596
Who:
Scout
Ahem...
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1596
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1594
Who:
Soldier
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1589
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1589
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1589
Who:
Scout
I must be dreaming!
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1589
Who:
Spy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1587
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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1586
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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1586
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1586
Who:
Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1585
Who:
Scout
Put up fists!
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1584
Who:
Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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1583
Who:
Spy
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