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Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2016
Who:
Spy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2016
Who:
Soldier
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2015
Who:
Announcer
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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2014
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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2010
Who:
Heavy
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2007
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2006
Who:
Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2002
Who:
Sniper
Sir, yes sir!
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2002
Who:
Soldier
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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2002
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2001
Who:
Engineer
The Scout is a Spy!
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1994
Who:
Medic
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1994
Who:
Engineer
That is a diet I call death!
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1991
Who:
Spy
The burning! The burning!
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1987
Who:
Soldier
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1986
Who:
Soldier
Get behind me doctor!
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1983
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1983
Who:
Soldier
Schnell! Go get them!
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1977
Who:
Medic
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1975
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1972
Who:
Engineer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1970
Who:
Soldier
*sings* Come on!
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1969
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1968
Who:
Scout
You mean nothing to me now!
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1966
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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1964
Who:
Soldier
I murdered your toys as well!
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1962
Who:
Spy
Nice job, partner
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1959
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1957
Who:
Scout
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1956
Who:
Scout
Good job, everyone!
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1955
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1949
Who:
Demoman
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1949
Who:
Engineer
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1948
Who:
Engineer
Time has been added
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1947
Who:
Announcer
I must be dreaming!
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1946
Who:
Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1946
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1945
Who:
Spy
Go! Go! давай!
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1944
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1942
Who:
Medic
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1941
Who:
Announcer
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1941
Who:
Scout
No problem!
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1940
Who:
Scout
*sings* Push!
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1940
Who:
Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies
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1939
Who:
Sniper
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1939
Who:
Demoman
I am giant!
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1937
Who:
Heavy
Everyone! Look at me!
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1934
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1932
Who:
Soldier
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1932
Who:
Sniper
We make good team!
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1930
Who:
Heavy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1928
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1918
Who:
Demoman
That Medic is a Spy!
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1917
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1917
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1915
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1915
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1914
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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1914
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1913
Who:
Engineer
Doctor, if you please!
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1913
Who:
Spy
Fire!
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1910
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't even close!
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1906
Who:
Engineer
We're not giving it back
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1902
Who:
Sniper
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1902
Who:
Engineer
Raus, raus!
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1900
Who:
Medic
Little, little man!
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1900
Who:
Heavy
Stand by little wagon!
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1898
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1896
Who:
Engineer
Run home to mama!
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1895
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, soldier!
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1894
Who:
Soldier
*tsk*
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1893
Who:
Demoman
Ahem...
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1893
Who:
Spy
You must not fail me again!
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1892
Who:
Announcer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1889
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1888
Who:
Spy
I destroy coward toys!
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1885
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1885
Who:
Scout
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1885
Who:
Engineer
Uh, little help?
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1884
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1884
Who:
Sniper
Baby team has cart!
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1883
Who:
Heavy
I'm not even winded!
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1882
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1882
Who:
Soldier
Well played!
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1881
Who:
Spy
Oh please, just stay down!
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1880
Who:
Spy
There's a Spy over here!
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1878
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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1877
Who:
Announcer
Oh, there's my ball!
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1876
Who:
Scout
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1876
Who:
Spy
I live!
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1873
Who:
Heavy
Ohh!
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1872
Who:
Heavy
Spies... bloody useless!
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1870
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1869
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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1868
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1867
Who:
Sniper
You digust me, fat man!
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1864
Who:
Spy
Come, knock me off it!
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1860
Who:
Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1860
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1859
Who:
Scout
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