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*sharp pain*
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1890
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1890
Who:
Soldier
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1889
Who:
Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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1886
Who:
Medic
Go! Go! давай!
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1886
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1884
Who:
Engineer
Sir, yes sir!
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1883
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1882
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1882
Who:
Engineer
The burning! The burning!
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1879
Who:
Soldier
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1876
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1875
Who:
Announcer
Time has been added
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1873
Who:
Announcer
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1872
Who:
Engineer
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1870
Who:
Sniper
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1869
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1867
Who:
Spy
*sings* Come on!
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1865
Who:
Heavy
I murdered your toys as well!
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1862
Who:
Spy
Nice job, partner
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1859
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1854
Who:
Soldier
*sings* Push!
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1852
Who:
Heavy
Doctor, if you please!
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1850
Who:
Spy
You mean nothing to me now!
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1850
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1849
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1849
Who:
Engineer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1849
Who:
Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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1848
Who:
Engineer
We make good team!
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1848
Who:
Heavy
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1848
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1848
Who:
Medic
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1844
Who:
Soldier
Eat my dust!
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1842
Who:
Scout
We're not giving it back
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1838
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1834
Who:
Announcer
That wasn't even close!
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1831
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1831
Who:
Sniper
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1826
Who:
Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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1824
Who:
Soldier
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1818
Who:
Engineer
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1815
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1814
Who:
Sniper
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1814
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1811
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1810
Who:
Demoman
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1810
Who:
Spy
No problem!
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1809
Who:
Scout
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1806
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1805
Who:
Spy
Schnell! Go get them!
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1803
Who:
Medic
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1801
Who:
Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1801
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1801
Who:
Demoman
Fire!
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1801
Who:
Heavy
Another medal is good!
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1800
Who:
Heavy
Well played!
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1799
Who:
Spy
Stand by little wagon!
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1799
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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1798
Who:
Announcer
Baby team has cart!
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1797
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1795
Who:
Engineer
Raus, raus!
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1793
Who:
Medic
I destroy coward toys!
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1792
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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1791
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1791
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1790
Who:
Soldier
Run home to mama!
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1788
Who:
Heavy
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1786
Who:
Scout
*tsk*
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1785
Who:
Demoman
Come, knock me off it!
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1783
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1783
Who:
Medic
Oh please, just stay down!
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1783
Who:
Spy
I'm not even winded!
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1780
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1779
Who:
Scout
I am giant!
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1775
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1774
Who:
Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
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1772
Who:
Demoman
That Scout is a Spy!
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1771
Who:
Engineer
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1771
Who:
Soldier
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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1770
Who:
Medic
You didn't kill any of them!
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1770
Who:
Announcer
Augh!
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1769
Who:
Scout
Everyone! Look at me!
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1767
Who:
Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1767
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1767
Who:
Announcer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1765
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1764
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1762
Who:
Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1761
Who:
Sniper
You must not fail me again!
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1760
Who:
Announcer
Shall we?
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1759
Who:
Spy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1759
Who:
Engineer
Ahem...
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1756
Who:
Spy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1755
Who:
Scout
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1754
Who:
Engineer
I live!
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1754
Who:
Heavy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1754
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1753
Who:
Scout
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1751
Who:
Demoman
Fess...
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1750
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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1750
Who:
Soldier
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