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*severe pain*
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2030
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2029
Who:
Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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2029
Who:
Soldier
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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2029
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2029
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2028
Who:
Spy
*laughs*
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2028
Who:
Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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2027
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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2024
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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2021
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2020
Who:
Engineer
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2020
Who:
Spy
Bon voyage, crouton!
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2017
Who:
Soldier
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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2016
Who:
Engineer
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2005
Who:
Sniper
The Scout is a Spy!
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2003
Who:
Medic
That is a diet I call death!
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2002
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2000
Who:
Soldier
Schnell! Go get them!
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1999
Who:
Medic
You mean nothing to me now!
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1997
Who:
Heavy
The burning! The burning!
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1995
Who:
Soldier
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1993
Who:
Soldier
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1993
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1985
Who:
Scout
Time has been added
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1984
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Come on!
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1981
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1980
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1976
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1974
Who:
Soldier
I murdered your toys as well!
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1972
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1971
Who:
Demoman
I must be dreaming!
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1969
Who:
Spy
Nice job, partner
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1964
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1964
Who:
Spy
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1963
Who:
Scout
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1962
Who:
Engineer
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1961
Who:
Announcer
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1960
Who:
Engineer
Good job, everyone!
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1960
Who:
Heavy
I am giant!
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1958
Who:
Heavy
No problem!
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1958
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1956
Who:
Soldier
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1954
Who:
Demoman
Go! Go! давай!
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1953
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Push!
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1953
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1952
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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1951
Who:
Medic
Raus, raus!
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1949
Who:
Medic
You prancin' show-ponies
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1949
Who:
Sniper
Everyone! Look at me!
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1946
Who:
Heavy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1943
Who:
Engineer
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1938
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1937
Who:
Demoman
We make good team!
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1933
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1932
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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1931
Who:
Sniper
Fire!
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1927
Who:
Heavy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1927
Who:
Scout
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1924
Who:
Announcer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1924
Who:
Engineer
Doctor, if you please!
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1924
Who:
Spy
Little, little man!
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1924
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1924
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1922
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1921
Who:
Engineer
Ahem...
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1920
Who:
Spy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1916
Who:
Engineer
That wasn't even close!
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1914
Who:
Engineer
You must not fail me again!
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1910
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1907
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1906
Who:
Engineer
Uh, little help?
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1906
Who:
Scout
Cheers, Engineers!
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1905
Who:
Spy
*tsk*
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1904
Who:
Demoman
We're not giving it back
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1904
Who:
Sniper
Stand by little wagon!
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1904
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1903
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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1902
Who:
Engineer
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1899
Who:
Soldier
Run home to mama!
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1899
Who:
Heavy
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1898
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, soldier!
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1897
Who:
Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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1896
Who:
Spy
Ohh!
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1894
Who:
Heavy
Baby team has cart!
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1894
Who:
Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1891
Who:
Heavy
I'm not even winded!
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1890
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy over here!
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1890
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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1889
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1888
Who:
Sniper
Well played!
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1888
Who:
Spy
You digust me, fat man!
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1885
Who:
Spy
I live!
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1884
Who:
Heavy
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1884
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1877
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1877
Who:
Scout
Spies... bloody useless!
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1877
Who:
Sniper
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1877
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1876
Who:
Sniper
Another medal is good!
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1874
Who:
Heavy
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