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Fire... fire! Fire!
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2050
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2050
Who:
Soldier
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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2045
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2045
Who:
Announcer
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2044
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2042
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2040
Who:
Spy
Yessss!
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2038
Who:
Announcer
*laughs*
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2037
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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2036
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2035
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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2031
Who:
Scout
Bon voyage, crouton!
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2030
Who:
Soldier
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2028
Who:
Spy
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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2027
Who:
Engineer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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2024
Who:
Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2020
Who:
Sniper
Schnell! Go get them!
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2019
Who:
Medic
The burning! The burning!
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2016
Who:
Soldier
That is a diet I call death!
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2016
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2015
Who:
Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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2008
Who:
Medic
You mean nothing to me now!
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2008
Who:
Heavy
I must be dreaming!
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2007
Who:
Spy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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2005
Who:
Scout
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1993
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1993
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1993
Who:
Soldier
Time has been added
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1992
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1991
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Engineer
I murdered your toys as well!
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1991
Who:
Spy
*sings* Come on!
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1991
Who:
Heavy
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1985
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1985
Who:
Soldier
I am giant!
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1983
Who:
Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1983
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1981
Who:
Demoman
Raus, raus!
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1981
Who:
Medic
Oh, there's my ball!
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1980
Who:
Scout
Everyone! Look at me!
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1979
Who:
Heavy
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1975
Who:
Announcer
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1975
Who:
Engineer
Nice job, partner
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1973
Who:
Engineer
No problem!
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1969
Who:
Scout
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1968
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1967
Who:
Spy
Good job, everyone!
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1966
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Push!
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1966
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1962
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Medic
*severe pain*
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1961
Who:
Sniper
Little, little man!
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1961
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Heavy
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1960
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1959
Who:
Announcer
Fire!
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1957
Who:
Heavy
Go! Go! давай!
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1955
Who:
Heavy
Uh, little help?
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1954
Who:
Scout
You prancin' show-ponies
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1953
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1950
Who:
Soldier
Ahem...
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1949
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1946
Who:
Demoman
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1946
Who:
Sniper
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1942
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1941
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1940
Who:
Engineer
We make good team!
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1937
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1934
Who:
Announcer
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1934
Who:
Engineer
Oh please, just stay down!
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1932
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1931
Who:
Demoman
That Medic is a Spy!
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1930
Who:
Engineer
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1929
Who:
Soldier
Doctor, if you please!
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1927
Who:
Spy
You must not fail me again!
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1923
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1923
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1922
Who:
Engineer
That wasn't even close!
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1921
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1920
Who:
Engineer
Ohh!
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1916
Who:
Heavy
Stand by little wagon!
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1916
Who:
Heavy
Cheers, Engineers!
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1913
Who:
Spy
*tsk*
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1912
Who:
Demoman
We're not giving it back
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1909
Who:
Sniper
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1908
Who:
Heavy
There's a Spy over here!
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1907
Who:
Scout
We've failed, men
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1905
Who:
Soldier
Run home to mama!
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1905
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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1905
Who:
Announcer
Come, knock me off it!
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1904
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, soldier!
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1903
Who:
Soldier
I destroy coward toys!
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1902
Who:
Heavy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1900
Who:
Soldier
I'm not even winded!
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1899
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1899
Who:
Sniper
Baby team has cart!
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1899
Who:
Heavy
I live!
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1897
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1896
Who:
Scout
Well played!
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1896
Who:
Spy
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1896
Who:
Spy
You digust me, fat man!
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1895
Who:
Spy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1895
Who:
Demoman
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