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Spy!
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2327
Who:
Sniper
Is team time, doctor!
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2327
Who:
Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2322
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2321
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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2319
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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2316
Who:
Scout
Hit it doc!
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2315
Who:
Scout
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2314
Who:
Demoman
You must not fail this time!
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2311
Who:
Announcer
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2311
Who:
Scout
Move!
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2305
Who:
Spy
Very well!
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2304
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2304
Who:
Soldier
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2304
Who:
Spy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2303
Who:
Sniper
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2303
Who:
Engineer
Good shot!
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2297
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2297
Who:
Pyro
Ka-bluey!
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2294
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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2291
Who:
Heavy
Much obliged, partner
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2275
Who:
Engineer
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2273
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2272
Who:
Demoman
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2272
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2268
Who:
Spy
*gasps in pain*
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2267
Who:
Spy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2265
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2264
Who:
Demoman
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2257
Who:
Spy
You have got to be kidding!
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2249
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2249
Who:
Soldier
Yes! We push cart back!
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2248
Who:
Heavy
Who touch my gun?
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2247
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2246
Who:
Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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2242
Who:
Scout
Danke, herr doctor!
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2234
Who:
Medic
Magnificent!
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2233
Who:
Spy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2232
Who:
Announcer
The Medic is a Spy!
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2229
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2225
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2224
Who:
Pyro
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2224
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2217
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2216
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2213
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2212
Who:
Engineer
Security Alert!
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2211
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2208
Who:
Soldier
Not our finest moment!
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2207
Who:
Spy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2200
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2197
Who:
Engineer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2196
Who:
Demoman
Howdy, partner!
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2181
Who:
Spy
You wimps suck!
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2180
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2174
Who:
Engineer
Seven!
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2165
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, paly!
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2165
Who:
Scout
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2161
Who:
Spy
Mission accomplished!
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2160
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2157
Who:
Soldier
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2154
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2151
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*!
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2150
Who:
Medic
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2150
Who:
Spy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2149
Who:
Scout
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2147
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2145
Who:
Spy
Move! schnell!
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2143
Who:
Medic
Crikey!
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2143
Who:
Sniper
Woo-hoo!
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2142
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2136
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2135
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2134
Who:
Demoman
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2132
Who:
Scout
Now, doctor!
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2131
Who:
Heavy
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2130
Who:
Soldier
Hey, look at me ma!
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2127
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2126
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2126
Who:
Spy
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2126
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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2123
Who:
Heavy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2111
Who:
Announcer
You and me, hoss!
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2109
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2106
Who:
Announcer
*hawk* *spit*
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2105
Who:
Sniper
Negatory!
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2105
Who:
Soldier
Sweet!
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2104
Who:
Scout
I kill many cowards for that
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2098
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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2094
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2092
Who:
Heavy
Eight!
Listens:
2084
Who:
Announcer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2084
Who:
Spy
Job well done!
Listens:
2081
Who:
Engineer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2081
Who:
Scout
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2081
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2079
Who:
Engineer
Preposterous!
Listens:
2079
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2078
Who:
Soldier
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
Listens:
2075
Who:
Soldier
Move!
Listens:
2072
Who:
Heavy
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