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Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2498
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2498
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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2494
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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2494
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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2491
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2490
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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2484
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2476
Who:
Demoman
To the left!
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2474
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2474
Who:
Sniper
Crikey!
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2473
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2472
Who:
Scout
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2468
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2458
Who:
Sniper
Didn't hurt!
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2454
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2450
Who:
Engineer
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2447
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2445
Who:
Demoman
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2443
Who:
Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2441
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2440
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2439
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2438
Who:
Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2433
Who:
Sniper
Charge me!
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2431
Who:
Heavy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2428
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Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2420
Who:
Demoman
You must not fail this time!
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2418
Who:
Announcer
Move!
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2414
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Spy
Security Alert!
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2413
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Announcer
Yes! We push cart back!
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2413
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot, camarade!
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2412
Who:
Medic
That didn't hurt!
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2412
Who:
Scout
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2409
Who:
Engineer
You have got to be kidding!
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2408
Who:
Scout
Move! schnell!
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2407
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2405
Who:
Pyro
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2405
Who:
Soldier
Is team time, doctor!
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2405
Who:
Heavy
Good shot!
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2403
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2403
Who:
Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2402
Who:
Scout
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2397
Who:
Demoman
Much obliged, partner
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2395
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2391
Who:
Spy
Thanks, paly!
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2390
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2389
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2377
Who:
Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2376
Who:
Demoman
Danke, herr doctor!
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2376
Who:
Medic
Who touch my gun?
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2371
Who:
Heavy
Magnificent!
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2371
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2366
Who:
Soldier
You wimps suck!
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2362
Who:
Scout
Preposterous!
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2360
Who:
Spy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2357
Who:
Announcer
Mission accomplished!
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2349
Who:
Spy
Not our finest moment!
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2345
Who:
Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2340
Who:
Engineer
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2334
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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2331
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2329
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2327
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2326
Who:
Soldier
Get on the point, wanker!
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2325
Who:
Sniper
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2320
Who:
Demoman
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2312
Who:
Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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2311
Who:
Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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2305
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2303
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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2300
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2296
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2291
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Demoman
No!
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2291
Who:
Scout
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2290
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Spy
Aye!
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2287
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2285
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo!
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2281
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2280
Who:
Soldier
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2278
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Scout
*short laugh*!
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2276
Who:
Medic
Sweet!
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2274
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2273
Who:
Soldier
Hey, look at me ma!
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2272
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2271
Who:
Soldier
I need some dog-gone help!
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2270
Who:
Engineer
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2267
Who:
Spy
Yo, incoming!
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2266
Who:
Scout
What the hell's going on?
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2263
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2260
Who:
Spy
Howdy, partner!
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2260
Who:
Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2257
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2254
Who:
Demoman
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2253
Who:
Heavy
Move!
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2252
Who:
Heavy
Seven!
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2247
Who:
Announcer
Now, doctor!
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2247
Who:
Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2246
Who:
Spy
Come here, sissy!
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2244
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2243
Who:
Soldier
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