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Nice shot, camarade!
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2341
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Medic
Spy!
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2341
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Sniper
Didn't hurt!
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2340
Who:
Scout
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2337
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Spy
*sings*
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2334
Who:
Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2333
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Spy
Ka-bluey!
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2332
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2332
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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2332
Who:
Scout
Is team time, doctor!
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2332
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Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2328
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Scout
You must not fail this time!
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2327
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2326
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Soldier
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2325
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Sniper
Move!
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2321
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Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2318
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Scout
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2314
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Spy
Good shot!
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2313
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2306
Who:
Pyro
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2306
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Engineer
Charge me!
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2299
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2298
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Demoman
Medic!
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2296
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Demoman
Negatory!
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2295
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Soldier
Much obliged, partner
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2294
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Engineer
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2292
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Demoman
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2291
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Soldier
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2291
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2285
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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2283
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2274
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2268
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Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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2264
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Scout
Who touch my gun?
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2261
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Heavy
You have got to be kidding!
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2261
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Scout
Yes! We push cart back!
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2261
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Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2257
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Soldier
Magnificent!
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2254
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Spy
Danke, herr doctor!
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2248
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Medic
You must defend our intelligence!
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2243
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2242
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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2242
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Soldier
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2241
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Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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2237
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Spy
*severe pain*
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2235
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Sniper
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2235
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Demoman
Security Alert!
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2234
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2234
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Pyro
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2227
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2226
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2226
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Pyro
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2223
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Demoman
Not our finest moment!
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2214
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Spy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2208
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Spy
Howdy, partner!
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2196
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Spy
Crikey!
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2194
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Sniper
You wimps suck!
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2192
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Scout
Thanks, paly!
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2191
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Scout
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2187
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2186
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Engineer
Mission accomplished!
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2183
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Spy
Move! schnell!
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2182
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Medic
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2178
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Demoman
You and me, hoss!
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2175
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2173
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Soldier
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2171
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Spy
Seven!
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2170
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Announcer
Woo-hoo!
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2170
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Engineer
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2163
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Demoman
*short laugh*!
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2159
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Medic
Medic!
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2159
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Spy
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2157
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2156
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2153
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Scout
Augh!
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2150
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Heavy
Now, doctor!
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2149
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Heavy
Hey, look at me ma!
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2146
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2144
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2143
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Demoman
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2142
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Soldier
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2142
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2134
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2132
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Engineer
*hawk* *spit*
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2127
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Sniper
Preposterous!
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2125
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Spy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2117
Who:
Announcer
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2117
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Demoman
Sweet!
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2116
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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2114
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2113
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2112
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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2103
Who:
Engineer
I kill many cowards for that
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2100
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Heavy
Aye!
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2098
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Demoman
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2096
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2096
Who:
Soldier
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2095
Who:
Engineer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2094
Who:
Scout
Eight!
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2092
Who:
Announcer
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