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*evil laugh*
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2476
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2475
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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2475
Who:
Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2474
Who:
Demoman
Teleporter down!
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2472
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2467
Who:
Demoman
To the left!
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2467
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2464
Who:
Demoman
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2460
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2459
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2450
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2449
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2444
Who:
Sniper
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2437
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2435
Who:
Engineer
Didn't hurt!
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2431
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2430
Who:
Demoman
Crikey!
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2430
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2425
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2421
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2421
Who:
Sniper
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2415
Who:
Soldier
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2415
Who:
Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2414
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2410
Who:
Engineer
Charge me!
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2409
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot, camarade!
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2407
Who:
Medic
You must not fail this time!
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2403
Who:
Announcer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2402
Who:
Engineer
Move!
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2401
Who:
Spy
Good shot!
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2398
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2395
Who:
Pyro
Is team time, doctor!
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2395
Who:
Heavy
Yes! We push cart back!
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2394
Who:
Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2391
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2390
Who:
Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2390
Who:
Scout
Security Alert!
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2387
Who:
Announcer
Much obliged, partner
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2387
Who:
Engineer
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2386
Who:
Soldier
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2383
Who:
Demoman
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2379
Who:
Demoman
You have got to be kidding!
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2374
Who:
Scout
Move! schnell!
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2373
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2372
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, paly!
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2368
Who:
Scout
Who touch my gun?
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2361
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2359
Who:
Spy
Magnificent!
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2359
Who:
Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2354
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2354
Who:
Soldier
Danke, herr doctor!
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2350
Who:
Medic
You wimps suck!
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2344
Who:
Scout
You must defend our intelligence!
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2343
Who:
Announcer
Preposterous!
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2334
Who:
Spy
Not our finest moment!
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2333
Who:
Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2328
Who:
Engineer
Mission accomplished!
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2326
Who:
Spy
The Medic is a Spy!
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2322
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2317
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2315
Who:
Soldier
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2313
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2311
Who:
Demoman
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2309
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2306
Who:
Pyro
Get on the point, wanker!
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2298
Who:
Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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2295
Who:
Spy
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2292
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2290
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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2290
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2289
Who:
Pyro
*hawk* *spit*
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2289
Who:
Sniper
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2281
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2280
Who:
Demoman
No!
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2270
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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2267
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2267
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2265
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*!
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2262
Who:
Medic
Hey, look at me ma!
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2262
Who:
Scout
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2261
Who:
Scout
Aye!
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2259
Who:
Demoman
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2257
Who:
Soldier
Howdy, partner!
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2253
Who:
Spy
Sweet!
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2252
Who:
Scout
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2251
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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2247
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2246
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2236
Who:
Demoman
Seven!
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2233
Who:
Announcer
Yo, incoming!
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2231
Who:
Scout
What the hell's going on?
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2230
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2229
Who:
Engineer
Now, doctor!
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2229
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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2228
Who:
Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2227
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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2226
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2225
Who:
Scout
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2224
Who:
Announcer
Burn. In. Hell!
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2224
Who:
Demoman
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