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*sharp pain*
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2382
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2381
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2376
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
Listens:
2376
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
Listens:
2375
Who:
Scout
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2372
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2372
Who:
Sniper
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2371
Who:
Demoman
Didn't hurt!
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2370
Who:
Scout
Nice shot, camarade!
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2367
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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2357
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2355
Who:
Scout
Is team time, doctor!
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2355
Who:
Heavy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2352
Who:
Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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2351
Who:
Announcer
Move!
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2351
Who:
Spy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2348
Who:
Scout
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2347
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2345
Who:
Demoman
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2343
Who:
Demoman
Good shot!
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2342
Who:
Heavy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2342
Who:
Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
Listens:
2339
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2337
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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2330
Who:
Heavy
Much obliged, partner
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2329
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2329
Who:
Pyro
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2329
Who:
Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2325
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2320
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2312
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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2311
Who:
Spy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2309
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2306
Who:
Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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2305
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2303
Who:
Sniper
You have got to be kidding!
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2298
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2294
Who:
Soldier
Yes! We push cart back!
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2293
Who:
Heavy
Magnificent!
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2289
Who:
Spy
Who touch my gun?
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2283
Who:
Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2276
Who:
Announcer
Danke, herr doctor!
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2273
Who:
Medic
You and me, hoss!
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2273
Who:
Engineer
Crikey!
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2266
Who:
Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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2263
Who:
Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2261
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2261
Who:
Soldier
Security Alert!
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2260
Who:
Announcer
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2260
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2257
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2257
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2251
Who:
Pyro
Thanks, paly!
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2246
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2245
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
Listens:
2244
Who:
Engineer
Not our finest moment!
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2233
Who:
Spy
You wimps suck!
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2231
Who:
Scout
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
2229
Who:
Demoman
Move! schnell!
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2221
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2220
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2220
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2216
Who:
Demoman
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2212
Who:
Demoman
Woo-hoo!
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2211
Who:
Engineer
Howdy, partner!
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2209
Who:
Spy
Mission accomplished!
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2209
Who:
Spy
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2208
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2207
Who:
Soldier
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2207
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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2205
Who:
Heavy
No!
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2202
Who:
Scout
Preposterous!
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2196
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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2195
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2193
Who:
Demoman
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2193
Who:
Spy
Seven!
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2192
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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2191
Who:
Spy
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2189
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2188
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2179
Who:
Soldier
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2178
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2177
Who:
Scout
Hey, look at me ma!
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2175
Who:
Scout
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2170
Who:
Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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2169
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2168
Who:
Demoman
Now, doctor!
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2168
Who:
Heavy
Sweet!
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2167
Who:
Scout
Aye!
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2162
Who:
Demoman
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2154
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2153
Who:
Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2148
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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2145
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2142
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2140
Who:
Heavy
Burn. In. Hell!
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2136
Who:
Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
Listens:
2136
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2132
Who:
Engineer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
Listens:
2132
Who:
Heavy
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