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*sharp pain*
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2523
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2517
Who:
Heavy
Crikey!
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2512
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2509
Who:
Spy
*sings*
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2507
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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2505
Who:
Sniper
Hit it doc!
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2504
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2503
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2494
Who:
Sniper
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2492
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2491
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2486
Who:
Scout
To the left!
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2484
Who:
Pyro
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2482
Who:
Sniper
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2478
Who:
Demoman
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2473
Who:
Soldier
Didn't hurt!
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2473
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2471
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2467
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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2467
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2456
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2455
Who:
Engineer
Yes!
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2455
Who:
Scout
Move! schnell!
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2454
Who:
Medic
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2452
Who:
Sniper
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2452
Who:
Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2450
Who:
Scout
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2448
Who:
Demoman
You have got to be kidding!
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2445
Who:
Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2442
Who:
Heavy
Security Alert!
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2437
Who:
Announcer
Yes! We push cart back!
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2431
Who:
Heavy
You must not fail this time!
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2427
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, paly!
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2427
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2424
Who:
Spy
Nice shot, camarade!
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2420
Who:
Medic
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2419
Who:
Soldier
Move!
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2419
Who:
Spy
Good shot!
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2417
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2416
Who:
Spy
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2416
Who:
Demoman
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2416
Who:
Engineer
Is team time, doctor!
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2414
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2413
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2411
Who:
Soldier
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2410
Who:
Scout
Much obliged, partner
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2406
Who:
Engineer
Danke, herr doctor!
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2396
Who:
Medic
Magnificent!
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2393
Who:
Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2391
Who:
Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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2390
Who:
Spy
You wimps suck!
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2387
Who:
Scout
Who touch my gun?
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2383
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2382
Who:
Soldier
You must defend our intelligence!
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2373
Who:
Announcer
Preposterous!
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2370
Who:
Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2365
Who:
Engineer
Get on the point, wanker!
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2364
Who:
Sniper
Mission accomplished!
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2363
Who:
Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2356
Who:
Scout
Not our finest moment!
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2352
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2349
Who:
Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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2343
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2339
Who:
Pyro
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2338
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2334
Who:
Pyro
*hawk* *spit*
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2328
Who:
Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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2328
Who:
Spy
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2322
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2318
Who:
Engineer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2317
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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2316
Who:
Heavy
What the hell's going on?
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2316
Who:
Scout
No!
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2312
Who:
Scout
Aye!
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2310
Who:
Demoman
Hey, look at me ma!
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2309
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2304
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2303
Who:
Pyro
Yo, incoming!
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2301
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2300
Who:
Demoman
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2300
Who:
Scout
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2299
Who:
Heavy
Come here, sissy!
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2297
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2297
Who:
Soldier
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2296
Who:
Spy
Sweet!
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2295
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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2294
Who:
Engineer
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2294
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2293
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*!
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2291
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2291
Who:
Soldier
Eat my dust!
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2288
Who:
Scout
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2288
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2281
Who:
Spy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2277
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2272
Who:
Demoman
Move!
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2270
Who:
Heavy
Howdy, partner!
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2270
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2269
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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2268
Who:
Sniper
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