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What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2356
Who:
Scout
Didn't hurt!
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2356
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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2355
Who:
Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2353
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2353
Who:
Heavy
Ka-bluey!
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2351
Who:
Demoman
Nice shot, camarade!
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2351
Who:
Medic
Hit it doc!
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2350
Who:
Scout
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2349
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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2346
Who:
Scout
Negatory!
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2345
Who:
Soldier
Is team time, doctor!
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2345
Who:
Heavy
You must not fail this time!
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2341
Who:
Announcer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2339
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2338
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Soldier
Move!
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2334
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Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2326
Who:
Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2322
Who:
Scout
Good shot!
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2321
Who:
Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2320
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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2317
Who:
Demoman
Much obliged, partner
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2317
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2316
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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2316
Who:
Heavy
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2316
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2315
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Pyro
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2310
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2304
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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2301
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Spy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2295
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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2289
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Soldier
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2288
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2282
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Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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2282
Who:
Scout
Who touch my gun?
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2276
Who:
Heavy
Magnificent!
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2276
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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2273
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Engineer
You have got to be kidding!
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2273
Who:
Scout
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2271
Who:
Scout
Yes! We push cart back!
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2270
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2260
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Sniper
Danke, herr doctor!
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2259
Who:
Medic
You must defend our intelligence!
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2257
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2253
Who:
Soldier
Security Alert!
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2250
Who:
Announcer
The Medic is a Spy!
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2249
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2247
Who:
Pyro
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2245
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2239
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2239
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2239
Who:
Engineer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2237
Who:
Demoman
Not our finest moment!
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2223
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Spy
Crikey!
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2222
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Sniper
Thanks, paly!
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2217
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Scout
You and me, hoss!
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2214
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Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2213
Who:
Spy
You wimps suck!
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2206
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Scout
Howdy, partner!
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2204
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2201
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Engineer
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2201
Who:
Spy
Woo-hoo!
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2200
Who:
Engineer
Mission accomplished!
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2196
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Spy
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2194
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Demoman
Move! schnell!
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2194
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2189
Who:
Soldier
Augh!
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2184
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2183
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Demoman
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2183
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2182
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Spy
Seven!
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2181
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Announcer
Medic!
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2176
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2175
Who:
Engineer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2173
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2171
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Engineer
*short laugh*!
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2170
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2170
Who:
Scout
Preposterous!
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2166
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Spy
Hey, look at me ma!
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2165
Who:
Scout
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2165
Who:
Demoman
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2164
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2157
Who:
Soldier
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2157
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor!
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2155
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2152
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2151
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2142
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Spy
Aye!
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2140
Who:
Demoman
*hawk* *spit*
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2140
Who:
Sniper
Sweet!
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2133
Who:
Scout
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2133
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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2123
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2122
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2122
Who:
Heavy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2117
Who:
Scout
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2116
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2110
Who:
Engineer
Job well done!
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2109
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2109
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2108
Who:
Soldier
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