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Very well!
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2115
Who:
Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2108
Who:
Announcer
Danke, herr doctor!
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2107
Who:
Medic
Teleporter down!
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2106
Who:
Engineer
Much obliged, partner
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2104
Who:
Engineer
Who touch my gun?
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2101
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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2097
Who:
Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2096
Who:
Heavy
Didn't hurt!
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2095
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2083
Who:
Demoman
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2081
Who:
Scout
Steady, steady...
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2081
Who:
Sniper
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2080
Who:
Demoman
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2079
Who:
Sniper
Aw hell!
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2078
Who:
Engineer
Top shelf!
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2074
Who:
Spy
You have got to be kidding!
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2071
Who:
Scout
Yes! We push cart back!
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2070
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2069
Who:
Soldier
Not our finest moment!
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2065
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2064
Who:
Soldier
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2062
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2057
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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2050
Who:
Demoman
*sings*
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2049
Who:
Heavy
Magnificent!
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2046
Who:
Spy
Security Alert!
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2044
Who:
Announcer
That didn't hurt!
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2044
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2041
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2035
Who:
Demoman
Kill 'em all!
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2034
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2034
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2032
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2032
Who:
Spy
The Medic is a Spy!
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2030
Who:
Spy
Seven!
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2029
Who:
Announcer
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2024
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2023
Who:
Spy
Prego!
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2023
Who:
Spy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2019
Who:
Spy
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2013
Who:
Spy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2012
Who:
Demoman
Mission accomplished!
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2008
Who:
Spy
Thanks, paly!
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2007
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2006
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1995
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1993
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*!
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1986
Who:
Medic
Oh please!
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1984
Who:
Spy
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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1978
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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1975
Who:
Announcer
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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1975
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor!
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1974
Who:
Heavy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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1968
Who:
Announcer
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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1967
Who:
Spy
Howdy, partner!
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1967
Who:
Spy
Sweet!
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1965
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1962
Who:
Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1961
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1957
Who:
Spy
More rubble, less trouble!
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1956
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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1956
Who:
Soldier
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1954
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1951
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1951
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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1945
Who:
Sniper
Hey, look at me ma!
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1945
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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1945
Who:
Soldier
I kill many cowards for that
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1944
Who:
Heavy
Eight!
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1943
Who:
Announcer
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1942
Who:
Spy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1941
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1940
Who:
Spy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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1940
Who:
Heavy
Crikey!
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1939
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1938
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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1928
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1924
Who:
Engineer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1924
Who:
Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1924
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1917
Who:
Demoman
Job well done!
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1917
Who:
Engineer
Preposterous!
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1917
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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1917
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1916
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1915
Who:
Scout
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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1911
Who:
Spy
Move!
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1905
Who:
Heavy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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1902
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1900
Who:
Soldier
The Heavy is a Spy!
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1898
Who:
Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1895
Who:
Spy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1893
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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1892
Who:
Heavy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1892
Who:
Scout
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1889
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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1888
Who:
Heavy
Happy trails, laborer!
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1888
Who:
Spy
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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1888
Who:
Soldier
I need some dog-gone help!
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1885
Who:
Engineer
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