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Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2460
Who:
Heavy
Very well!
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2460
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
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2460
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2453
Who:
Demoman
*sings*
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2452
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2450
Who:
Scout
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2449
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2446
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2445
Who:
Demoman
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2443
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2437
Who:
Sniper
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2420
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2419
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2418
Who:
Sniper
Didn't hurt!
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2413
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2412
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2412
Who:
Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2411
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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2410
Who:
Scout
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2408
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2405
Who:
Soldier
Crikey!
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2403
Who:
Sniper
Nice shot, camarade!
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2398
Who:
Medic
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2396
Who:
Soldier
You must not fail this time!
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2393
Who:
Announcer
Charge me!
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2393
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2390
Who:
Engineer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2390
Who:
Engineer
Good shot!
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2388
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Heavy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2388
Who:
Heavy
Is team time, doctor!
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2387
Who:
Heavy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2387
Who:
Scout
Move!
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2385
Who:
Spy
Much obliged, partner
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2381
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2379
Who:
Spy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2377
Who:
Soldier
Security Alert!
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2375
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2374
Who:
Pyro
Yes! We push cart back!
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2366
Who:
Heavy
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2363
Who:
Demoman
That didn't hurt!
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2362
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2361
Who:
Soldier
You have got to be kidding!
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2359
Who:
Scout
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2356
Who:
Demoman
Who touch my gun?
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2351
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, paly!
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2351
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2346
Who:
Soldier
Move! schnell!
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2345
Who:
Medic
Magnificent!
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2345
Who:
Spy
*gasps in pain*
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2344
Who:
Spy
Danke, herr doctor!
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2337
Who:
Medic
You must defend our intelligence!
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2333
Who:
Announcer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2326
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2320
Who:
Engineer
You wimps suck!
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2315
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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2311
Who:
Spy
Mission accomplished!
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2309
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2301
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2300
Who:
Soldier
Not our finest moment!
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2298
Who:
Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2298
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2298
Who:
Demoman
Preposterous!
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2293
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2291
Who:
Pyro
That Spy is an enemy!
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2289
Who:
Spy
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2284
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2283
Who:
Engineer
*hawk* *spit*
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2277
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2276
Who:
Pyro
Get on the point, wanker!
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2276
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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2274
Who:
Heavy
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2268
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2267
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Demoman
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2265
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2255
Who:
Soldier
No!
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2253
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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2252
Who:
Engineer
Howdy, partner!
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2249
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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2248
Who:
Medic
Hey, look at me ma!
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2247
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2246
Who:
Soldier
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2246
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2241
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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2235
Who:
Spy
Aye!
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2234
Who:
Demoman
Sweet!
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2229
Who:
Scout
Seven!
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2228
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2226
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2225
Who:
Engineer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2218
Who:
Demoman
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2218
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2217
Who:
Scout
Now, doctor!
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2212
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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2212
Who:
Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2211
Who:
Sniper
What the hell's going on?
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2208
Who:
Scout
Yo, incoming!
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2206
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2205
Who:
Spy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2205
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2204
Who:
Engineer
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