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What?!
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6849
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
Listens:
6839
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
Listens:
6826
Who:
Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6820
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6788
Who:
Sniper
I Spy with my little eye!
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6781
Who:
Heavy
Bap!
Listens:
6775
Who:
Engineer
Now I've seen everything
Listens:
6756
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6703
Who:
Soldier
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6694
Who:
Spy
Let's kill-em-all!
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6675
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
Listens:
6609
Who:
Pyro
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6602
Who:
Spy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6602
Who:
Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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6592
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6584
Who:
Spy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
Listens:
6567
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6533
Who:
Sniper
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6521
Who:
Spy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
Listens:
6519
Who:
Scout
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Listens:
6504
Who:
Scout
Dispenser down!
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6494
Who:
Engineer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6441
Who:
Scout
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6402
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6399
Who:
Medic
Bloody SPY!
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6397
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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6340
Who:
Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6336
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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6317
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6285
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6274
Who:
Heavy
Aw, crap!
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6266
Who:
Scout
Suprise!
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6261
Who:
Spy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6244
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6223
Who:
Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6196
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6189
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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6187
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6137
Who:
Engineer
God save the Queen!
Listens:
6131
Who:
Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
Listens:
6129
Who:
Spy
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6126
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6102
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap...
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6099
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6097
Who:
Sniper
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6079
Who:
Scout
Now is coward killing time!
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6068
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6058
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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6054
Who:
Medic
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6047
Who:
Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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6045
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6045
Who:
Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6025
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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6021
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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5982
Who:
Spy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
Listens:
5969
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5966
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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5951
Who:
Medic
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5929
Who:
Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5927
Who:
Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5927
Who:
Scout
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5915
Who:
Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5914
Who:
Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5908
Who:
Engineer
Haha. Yeah!
Listens:
5900
Who:
Pyro
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5899
Who:
Spy
Warning!
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5898
Who:
Announcer
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5888
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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5854
Who:
Heavy
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5835
Who:
Demoman
Oh, please!
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5828
Who:
Spy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5817
Who:
Medic
Ach, was ist los?
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5814
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5799
Who:
Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
Listens:
5791
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5778
Who:
Scout
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5753
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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5744
Who:
Medic
Damnit boys!
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5740
Who:
Soldier
Let's do this Texas style!
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5725
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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5716
Who:
Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5712
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5704
Who:
Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5670
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5650
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5605
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5586
Who:
Scout
Oh, the horror...
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5582
Who:
Pyro
One
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5578
Who:
Announcer
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5539
Who:
Heavy
This sucks!
Listens:
5536
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
Listens:
5510
Who:
Demoman
I'm on fire now!
Listens:
5499
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5497
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
Listens:
5485
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
Listens:
5476
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
Listens:
5460
Who:
Sniper
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5457
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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5449
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
Listens:
5442
Who:
Scout
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