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Now I've seen everything
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6594
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
Listens:
6587
Who:
Engineer
What?!
Listens:
6583
Who:
Scout
Engineer is Spy!
Listens:
6573
Who:
Heavy
Let's kill-em-all!
Listens:
6550
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
Listens:
6531
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
Listens:
6513
Who:
Soldier
I Spy with my little eye!
Listens:
6477
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
Listens:
6476
Who:
Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
Listens:
6412
Who:
Engineer
Dumbass!
Listens:
6400
Who:
Scout
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
Listens:
6392
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
Listens:
6386
Who:
Sniper
Bologna! *laughs*
Listens:
6386
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
Listens:
6354
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
Listens:
6290
Who:
Engineer
We're a sorry bunch of losers
Listens:
6280
Who:
Demoman
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
Listens:
6275
Who:
Spy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6264
Who:
Spy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
Listens:
6263
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6253
Who:
Medic
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
Listens:
6248
Who:
Spy
Yee-haw!
Listens:
6208
Who:
Engineer
But of course!
Listens:
6202
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
Listens:
6184
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
Listens:
6173
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
Listens:
6156
Who:
Heavy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6098
Who:
Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Listens:
6092
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
Listens:
6090
Who:
Medic
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6082
Who:
Scout
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
Listens:
6078
Who:
Soldier
Bloody SPY!
Listens:
6038
Who:
Demoman
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
Listens:
6028
Who:
Spy
Aw, crap!
Listens:
6022
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
Listens:
6004
Who:
Sniper
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
Listens:
5998
Who:
Engineer
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
Listens:
5963
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
5942
Who:
Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
Listens:
5937
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
5936
Who:
Engineer
God save the Queen!
Listens:
5925
Who:
Sniper
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
Listens:
5925
Who:
Soldier
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
Listens:
5917
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
5901
Who:
Engineer
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
Listens:
5889
Who:
Heavy
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
Listens:
5887
Who:
Spy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
Listens:
5871
Who:
Scout
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
Listens:
5858
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
Listens:
5841
Who:
Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
Listens:
5825
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
Listens:
5825
Who:
Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
Listens:
5822
Who:
Demoman
Help! Now!
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5806
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
5801
Who:
Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
Listens:
5796
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*!
Listens:
5775
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
5769
Who:
Sniper
Haha. Yeah!
Listens:
5763
Who:
Pyro
Aw, crap...
Listens:
5753
Who:
Scout
May I make a suggestion? Run.
Listens:
5736
Who:
Spy
Hey overalls, you suck!
Listens:
5736
Who:
Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
Listens:
5728
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
Listens:
5724
Who:
Sniper
Warning!
Listens:
5713
Who:
Announcer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
Listens:
5706
Who:
Soldier
*screams in pain*
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5699
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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5691
Who:
Heavy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
Listens:
5688
Who:
Medic
Oh, please!
Listens:
5684
Who:
Spy
Ach, was ist los?
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5678
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
Listens:
5675
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
Listens:
5647
Who:
Soldier
What's up, doc? *laughs*
Listens:
5613
Who:
Sniper
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
Listens:
5606
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
5588
Who:
Medic
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
Listens:
5573
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
Listens:
5563
Who:
Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
Listens:
5536
Who:
Scout
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
Listens:
5531
Who:
Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
Listens:
5528
Who:
Announcer
Damnit boys!
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5513
Who:
Soldier
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
Listens:
5508
Who:
Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
Listens:
5492
Who:
Heavy
Oh, the horror...
Listens:
5433
Who:
Pyro
Let's do this Texas style!
Listens:
5414
Who:
Engineer
One
Listens:
5407
Who:
Announcer
I'm on fire now!
Listens:
5387
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
Listens:
5370
Who:
Demoman
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
Listens:
5338
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
Listens:
5319
Who:
Medic
Boo!
Listens:
5315
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
Listens:
5311
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
Listens:
5274
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
Listens:
5259
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
Listens:
5256
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
Listens:
5246
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
Listens:
5232
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
Listens:
5230
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
Listens:
5229
Who:
Soldier
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