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Let's kill-em-all!
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6491
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Pyro
What?!
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6486
Who:
Scout
Engineer is Spy!
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6483
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6475
Who:
Pyro
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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6459
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6450
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Soldier
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6447
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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6425
Who:
Pyro
I Spy with my little eye!
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6345
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Heavy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6333
Who:
Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6313
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6307
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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6242
Who:
Spy
Bologna! *laughs*
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6241
Who:
Heavy
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6232
Who:
Demoman
Dispenser down!
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6226
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6203
Who:
Medic
But of course!
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6159
Who:
Spy
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6156
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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6142
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6131
Who:
Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6129
Who:
Spy
Dumbass!
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6118
Who:
Scout
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6115
Who:
Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6099
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Spy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6096
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6061
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Medic
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6044
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Scout
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6031
Who:
Heavy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6019
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Soldier
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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5979
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5974
Who:
Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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5970
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Sniper
Bloody SPY!
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5942
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
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5936
Who:
Scout
Now is coward killing time!
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5901
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Heavy
Yee-haw!
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5897
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Engineer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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5894
Who:
Engineer
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5876
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Medic
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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5872
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5857
Who:
Engineer
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5853
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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5851
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Demoman
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5828
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Engineer
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5815
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Scout
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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5806
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Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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5799
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Spy
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5798
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Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5791
Who:
Scout
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5784
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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5753
Who:
Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5751
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5750
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Demoman
Help! Now!
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5730
Who:
Heavy
Haha. Yeah!
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5706
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh*!
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5679
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Medic
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5671
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Sniper
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5670
Who:
Scout
God save the Queen!
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5669
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Sniper
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5665
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Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5664
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Engineer
*critical death*
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5664
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Medic
Warning!
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5652
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Announcer
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5651
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Medic
*critical death*
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5645
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Sniper
Doctor!
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5641
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Heavy
Ach, was ist los?
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5639
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Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5632
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Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5627
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Soldier
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5606
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Soldier
Aw, crap...
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5576
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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5569
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Spy
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5557
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Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5541
Who:
Sniper
Oh, please!
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5528
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*!
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5524
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Medic
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5467
Who:
Scout
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5464
Who:
Soldier
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5457
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Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5450
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5441
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Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5441
Who:
Heavy
Damnit boys!
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5429
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Soldier
Oh, the horror...
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5376
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Pyro
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5364
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Scout
I'm on fire now!
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5353
Who:
Pyro
One
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5335
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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5317
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Demoman
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5292
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5277
Who:
Medic
Let's do this Texas style!
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5272
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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5210
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5206
Who:
Pyro
*sings*
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5204
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5198
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5187
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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5187
Who:
Spy
Very bad!
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5181
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5165
Who:
Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5161
Who:
Spy
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