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Niet!
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6863
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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6847
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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6840
Who:
Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6827
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6799
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
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6797
Who:
Engineer
I Spy with my little eye!
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6789
Who:
Heavy
Now I've seen everything
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6763
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6713
Who:
Soldier
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6708
Who:
Spy
Let's kill-em-all!
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6685
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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6620
Who:
Pyro
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6619
Who:
Spy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6610
Who:
Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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6607
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6603
Who:
Spy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6578
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6548
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6539
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6529
Who:
Spy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6528
Who:
Scout
Dispenser down!
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6503
Who:
Engineer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6444
Who:
Scout
Bloody SPY!
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6413
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6407
Who:
Medic
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6404
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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6345
Who:
Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6340
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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6321
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6290
Who:
Spy
Aw, crap!
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6277
Who:
Scout
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6276
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6264
Who:
Spy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6246
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6230
Who:
Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6213
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6208
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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6206
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6141
Who:
Engineer
God save the Queen!
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6138
Who:
Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6135
Who:
Spy
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6133
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6114
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap...
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6104
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6101
Who:
Sniper
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6086
Who:
Scout
Now is coward killing time!
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6076
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6066
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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6063
Who:
Medic
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6053
Who:
Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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6050
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6046
Who:
Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6031
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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6028
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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5994
Who:
Spy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5972
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5970
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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5955
Who:
Medic
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5940
Who:
Scout
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5933
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5930
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5918
Who:
Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5918
Who:
Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5910
Who:
Engineer
Warning!
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5908
Who:
Announcer
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5905
Who:
Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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5900
Who:
Pyro
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5899
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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5863
Who:
Heavy
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5839
Who:
Demoman
Oh, please!
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5835
Who:
Spy
Ach, was ist los?
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5821
Who:
Medic
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5817
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5801
Who:
Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5799
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5789
Who:
Scout
Damnit boys!
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5756
Who:
Soldier
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5756
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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5749
Who:
Medic
Let's do this Texas style!
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5748
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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5729
Who:
Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5720
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5708
Who:
Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5679
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5654
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5617
Who:
Soldier
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5610
Who:
Scout
One
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5598
Who:
Announcer
Oh, the horror...
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5586
Who:
Pyro
This sucks!
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5566
Who:
Scout
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5562
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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5529
Who:
Demoman
I'm on fire now!
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5505
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5504
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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5487
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5480
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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5472
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5469
Who:
Sniper
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5461
Who:
Medic
Eat it fatty!
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5451
Who:
Scout
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