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Niet!
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6888
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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6854
Who:
Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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6854
Who:
Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6835
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
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6817
Who:
Engineer
I Spy with my little eye!
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6812
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6808
Who:
Sniper
Now I've seen everything
Listens:
6778
Who:
Engineer
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6719
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6719
Who:
Soldier
Let's kill-em-all!
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6693
Who:
Pyro
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6647
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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6630
Who:
Pyro
*screams in pain*
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6623
Who:
Spy
Bologna! *laughs*
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6619
Who:
Heavy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6615
Who:
Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6587
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6582
Who:
Sniper
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6570
Who:
Scout
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6551
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6539
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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6523
Who:
Engineer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6459
Who:
Scout
Bloody SPY!
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6453
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6422
Who:
Medic
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6412
Who:
Demoman
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6355
Who:
Heavy
But of course!
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6348
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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6330
Who:
Heavy
Aw, crap!
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6297
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6297
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6281
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6273
Who:
Spy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6262
Who:
Soldier
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6252
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6224
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6222
Who:
Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6220
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6150
Who:
Engineer
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6149
Who:
Spy
God save the Queen!
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6145
Who:
Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6140
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6124
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap...
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6124
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6108
Who:
Sniper
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6107
Who:
Scout
Now is coward killing time!
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6084
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6077
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6074
Who:
Sniper
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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6057
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6055
Who:
Demoman
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6054
Who:
Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6045
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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6042
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6006
Who:
Spy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5982
Who:
Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5980
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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5974
Who:
Medic
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5963
Who:
Scout
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5942
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5937
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5932
Who:
Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5927
Who:
Soldier
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5922
Who:
Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5921
Who:
Engineer
Warning!
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5920
Who:
Announcer
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5910
Who:
Scout
Haha. Yeah!
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5909
Who:
Pyro
Doctor!
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5882
Who:
Heavy
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5849
Who:
Demoman
Oh, please!
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5837
Who:
Spy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5823
Who:
Medic
Ach, was ist los?
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5822
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5812
Who:
Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5807
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5803
Who:
Scout
Let's do this Texas style!
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5776
Who:
Engineer
Damnit boys!
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5775
Who:
Soldier
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5758
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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5753
Who:
Medic
Boo!
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5751
Who:
Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5739
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5714
Who:
Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5685
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5660
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5639
Who:
Scout
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5623
Who:
Soldier
One
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5620
Who:
Announcer
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5611
Who:
Heavy
This sucks!
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5596
Who:
Scout
Oh, the horror...
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5594
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5537
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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5515
Who:
Heavy
I'm on fire now!
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5510
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5495
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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5491
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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5489
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5488
Who:
Heavy
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5480
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5468
Who:
Medic
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