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*evil laugh*
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6819
Who:
Engineer
What?!
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6816
Who:
Scout
No seriously, you all suck!
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6807
Who:
Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6798
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
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6763
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6754
Who:
Sniper
Now I've seen everything
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6739
Who:
Engineer
I Spy with my little eye!
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6721
Who:
Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6663
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6663
Who:
Soldier
Let's kill-em-all!
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6656
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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6587
Who:
Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6576
Who:
Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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6567
Who:
Heavy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6550
Who:
Spy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6549
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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6547
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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6512
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6495
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6489
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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6463
Who:
Engineer
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6406
Who:
Scout
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6405
Who:
Scout
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6395
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6381
Who:
Medic
Bloody SPY!
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6375
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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6328
Who:
Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6309
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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6295
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6267
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6255
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6246
Who:
Spy
Aw, crap!
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6231
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6223
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6209
Who:
Soldier
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6167
Who:
Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6166
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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6162
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6120
Who:
Engineer
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6113
Who:
Spy
God save the Queen!
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6107
Who:
Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6107
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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6088
Who:
Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6086
Who:
Sniper
Now is coward killing time!
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6057
Who:
Heavy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6053
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap...
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6043
Who:
Scout
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6033
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6033
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6020
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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6018
Who:
Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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6013
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5997
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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5981
Who:
Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5960
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5950
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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5930
Who:
Medic
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5918
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5917
Who:
Engineer
*screams in pain*
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5900
Who:
Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5896
Who:
Scout
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5894
Who:
Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5890
Who:
Soldier
Warning!
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5888
Who:
Announcer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5886
Who:
Engineer
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5882
Who:
Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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5882
Who:
Pyro
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5877
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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5832
Who:
Heavy
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5806
Who:
Demoman
Oh, please!
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5804
Who:
Spy
Ach, was ist los?
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5803
Who:
Medic
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5801
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5784
Who:
Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5766
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5745
Who:
Scout
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5741
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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5725
Who:
Medic
Damnit boys!
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5692
Who:
Soldier
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5685
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5683
Who:
Sniper
Let's do this Texas style!
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5679
Who:
Engineer
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5658
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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5647
Who:
Demoman
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5633
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5594
Who:
Soldier
One
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5564
Who:
Announcer
Oh, the horror...
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5561
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5550
Who:
Scout
This sucks!
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5492
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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5491
Who:
Demoman
I'm on fire now!
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5487
Who:
Pyro
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
Listens:
5487
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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5475
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5457
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5441
Who:
Medic
*sings*
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5440
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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5419
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5404
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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5398
Who:
Demoman
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