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No seriously, you all suck!
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6788
Who:
Scout
What?!
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6787
Who:
Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6786
Who:
Sniper
Yee-haw!
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6769
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
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6737
Who:
Engineer
Now I've seen everything
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6723
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6712
Who:
Sniper
I Spy with my little eye!
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6664
Who:
Heavy
Let's kill-em-all!
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6644
Who:
Pyro
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6640
Who:
Soldier
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6625
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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6572
Who:
Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6557
Who:
Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6534
Who:
Sniper
Bologna! *laughs*
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6531
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6517
Who:
Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6500
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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6494
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6472
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6460
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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6447
Who:
Engineer
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6389
Who:
Demoman
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6381
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6365
Who:
Medic
Bloody SPY!
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6343
Who:
Demoman
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6327
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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6296
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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6276
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6246
Who:
Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6243
Who:
Heavy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6238
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6230
Who:
Spy
Aw, crap!
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6198
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6191
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6189
Who:
Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6141
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6140
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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6130
Who:
Engineer
God save the Queen!
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6090
Who:
Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6090
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6087
Who:
Engineer
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6087
Who:
Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6079
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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6055
Who:
Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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6039
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Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6017
Who:
Medic
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6014
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap...
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6003
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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6000
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5990
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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5985
Who:
Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5982
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5975
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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5948
Who:
Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5947
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5923
Who:
Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5906
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*!
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5905
Who:
Medic
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5901
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5869
Who:
Sniper
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5866
Who:
Engineer
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5865
Who:
Spy
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5865
Who:
Soldier
*screams in pain*
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5862
Who:
Spy
Warning!
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5860
Who:
Announcer
Haha. Yeah!
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5860
Who:
Pyro
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5854
Who:
Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5839
Who:
Scout
Oh, please!
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5795
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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5787
Who:
Heavy
Ach, was ist los?
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5784
Who:
Medic
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5784
Who:
Demoman
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5781
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5762
Who:
Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5735
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5730
Who:
Soldier
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5718
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5703
Who:
Medic
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5667
Who:
Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5661
Who:
Announcer
Damnit boys!
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5652
Who:
Soldier
Let's do this Texas style!
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5639
Who:
Engineer
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5634
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5612
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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5607
Who:
Demoman
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5582
Who:
Soldier
One
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5547
Who:
Announcer
Oh, the horror...
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5544
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5514
Who:
Scout
I'm on fire now!
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5473
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5468
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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5461
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5439
Who:
Heavy
This sucks!
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5434
Who:
Scout
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5427
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5420
Who:
Medic
*sings*
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5404
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5381
Who:
Scout
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5366
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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5365
Who:
Demoman
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