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Medic!
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6646
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Medic
Bap!
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6631
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Engineer
Engineer is Spy!
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6629
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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6610
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6572
Who:
Sniper
Let's kill-em-all!
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6569
Who:
Pyro
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6557
Who:
Soldier
I Spy with my little eye!
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6521
Who:
Heavy
Dumbass!
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6512
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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6494
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Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6452
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Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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6438
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Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6433
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6417
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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6406
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Spy
Yee-haw!
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6404
Who:
Engineer
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6379
Who:
Spy
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6354
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Spy
Dispenser down!
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6347
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Engineer
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6321
Who:
Scout
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6312
Who:
Demoman
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6307
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Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6277
Who:
Medic
But of course!
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6228
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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6206
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Heavy
Suprise!
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6189
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Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6181
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Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6142
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Scout
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6139
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Scout
Bloody SPY!
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6137
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Demoman
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6130
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Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6128
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Heavy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6117
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Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6117
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Soldier
Aw, crap!
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6085
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Scout
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6050
Who:
Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6024
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Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6003
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Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6000
Who:
Soldier
God save the Queen!
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5989
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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5984
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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5983
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Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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5973
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Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5950
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Medic
*critical death*
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5949
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Engineer
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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5939
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Spy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5916
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Heavy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5889
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Scout
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5881
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Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5871
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5865
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Engineer
*critical death*
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5853
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Medic
Help! Now!
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5848
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Heavy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5848
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Scout
*critical death*
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5847
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Sniper
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5845
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Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5844
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Heavy
*long laugh*!
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5825
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Medic
Aw, crap...
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5810
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Scout
Haha. Yeah!
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5792
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Pyro
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5788
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Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5778
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Sniper
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5776
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Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5774
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Engineer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5759
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Soldier
Warning!
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5752
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Announcer
Oh, please!
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5750
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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5736
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Spy
Doctor!
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5711
Who:
Heavy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5707
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Medic
Ach, was ist los?
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5704
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Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5699
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Sniper
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5674
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Demoman
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5667
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Soldier
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5644
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Sniper
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5619
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5616
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Medic
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5613
Who:
Scout
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5586
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Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5580
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Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5578
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Sniper
Damnit boys!
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5546
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Soldier
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5527
Who:
Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5524
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Heavy
Let's do this Texas style!
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5479
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Engineer
Oh, the horror...
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5467
Who:
Pyro
One
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5452
Who:
Announcer
I'm on fire now!
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5417
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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5399
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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5397
Who:
Demoman
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5373
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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5356
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5356
Who:
Medic
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5309
Who:
Scout
Eat it fatty!
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5302
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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5294
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5287
Who:
Pyro
Yeah!
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5267
Who:
Engineer
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5263
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5260
Who:
Sniper
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