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Now I've seen everything
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6564
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
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6550
Who:
Engineer
Engineer is Spy!
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6540
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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6533
Who:
Scout
Let's kill-em-all!
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6527
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6497
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6482
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
Listens:
6457
Who:
Pyro
I Spy with my little eye!
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6439
Who:
Heavy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6387
Who:
Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
Listens:
6360
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
Listens:
6354
Who:
Sniper
Bologna! *laughs*
Listens:
6331
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6313
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
Listens:
6269
Who:
Engineer
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6263
Who:
Demoman
Dumbass!
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6239
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6231
Who:
Medic
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6229
Who:
Spy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6204
Who:
Spy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6194
Who:
Scout
But of course!
Listens:
6184
Who:
Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6181
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
Listens:
6166
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6153
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6142
Who:
Heavy
Yee-haw!
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6121
Who:
Engineer
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Listens:
6080
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6079
Who:
Medic
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6057
Who:
Heavy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6053
Who:
Soldier
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6044
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5998
Who:
Spy
Aw, crap!
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5992
Who:
Scout
Bloody SPY!
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5991
Who:
Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
Listens:
5988
Who:
Sniper
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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5960
Who:
Engineer
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
Listens:
5929
Who:
Spy
Now is coward killing time!
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5915
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
5903
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
Listens:
5899
Who:
Demoman
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
Listens:
5888
Who:
Medic
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
Listens:
5874
Who:
Soldier
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5869
Who:
Heavy
God save the Queen!
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5852
Who:
Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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5852
Who:
Spy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
Listens:
5850
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
Listens:
5842
Who:
Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5840
Who:
Engineer
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5815
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5804
Who:
Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5802
Who:
Scout
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5790
Who:
Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5775
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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5768
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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5751
Who:
Medic
Haha. Yeah!
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5740
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh*!
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5726
Who:
Medic
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5715
Who:
Spy
Hey overalls, you suck!
Listens:
5715
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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5711
Who:
Sniper
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5706
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5706
Who:
Sniper
Aw, crap...
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5697
Who:
Scout
Warning!
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5690
Who:
Announcer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5678
Who:
Soldier
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5670
Who:
Medic
Doctor!
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5666
Who:
Heavy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5661
Who:
Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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5659
Who:
Medic
*screams in pain*
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5642
Who:
Spy
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5620
Who:
Soldier
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5594
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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5562
Who:
Medic
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5561
Who:
Demoman
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
Listens:
5556
Who:
Sniper
Oh, please!
Listens:
5539
Who:
Spy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
Listens:
5526
Who:
Scout
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
Listens:
5493
Who:
Announcer
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5487
Who:
Soldier
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5485
Who:
Sniper
Damnit boys!
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5476
Who:
Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5472
Who:
Heavy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5471
Who:
Scout
Oh, the horror...
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5412
Who:
Pyro
I'm on fire now!
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5369
Who:
Pyro
One
Listens:
5361
Who:
Announcer
Let's do this Texas style!
Listens:
5348
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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5336
Who:
Demoman
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
Listens:
5321
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5298
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
Listens:
5262
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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5250
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
Listens:
5241
Who:
Pyro
Eat it fatty!
Listens:
5238
Who:
Scout
Boo!
Listens:
5221
Who:
Demoman
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
Listens:
5214
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
Listens:
5208
Who:
Scout
Very bad!
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5207
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
Listens:
5205
Who:
Spy
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