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I Spy with my little eye!
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6940
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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6936
Who:
Pyro
No seriously, you all suck!
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6917
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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6911
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
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6901
Who:
Engineer
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6884
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6878
Who:
Sniper
Now I've seen everything
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6845
Who:
Engineer
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6787
Who:
Spy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6765
Who:
Scout
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6752
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6750
Who:
Soldier
Let's kill-em-all!
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6729
Who:
Pyro
*screams in pain*
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6715
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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6683
Who:
Pyro
Bologna! *laughs*
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6669
Who:
Heavy
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6655
Who:
Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6645
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6637
Who:
Scout
Okay!
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6627
Who:
Sniper
Dispenser down!
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6622
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6616
Who:
Spy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6565
Who:
Scout
Bloody SPY!
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6532
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6464
Who:
Medic
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6448
Who:
Demoman
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6408
Who:
Heavy
But of course!
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6398
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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6379
Who:
Heavy
Aw, crap!
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6372
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6357
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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6352
Who:
Engineer
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6339
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6326
Who:
Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6306
Who:
Soldier
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6294
Who:
Soldier
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6282
Who:
Medic
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6282
Who:
Engineer
Aw, crap...
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6242
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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6230
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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6220
Who:
Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6203
Who:
Spy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6199
Who:
Spy
God save the Queen!
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6192
Who:
Sniper
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6161
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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6160
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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6155
Who:
Medic
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6138
Who:
Sniper
Now is coward killing time!
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6122
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6108
Who:
Demoman
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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6106
Who:
Heavy
Help! Now!
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6103
Who:
Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6091
Who:
Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6089
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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6088
Who:
Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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6053
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*!
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6040
Who:
Medic
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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6022
Who:
Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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6008
Who:
Engineer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5992
Who:
Soldier
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5987
Who:
Spy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5977
Who:
Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5976
Who:
Engineer
Warning!
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5972
Who:
Announcer
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5972
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5971
Who:
Sniper
Doctor!
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5968
Who:
Heavy
Haha. Yeah!
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5962
Who:
Pyro
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5956
Who:
Scout
Let's do this Texas style!
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5894
Who:
Engineer
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5891
Who:
Demoman
Oh, please!
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5890
Who:
Spy
Boo!
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5862
Who:
Demoman
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5862
Who:
Medic
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5862
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5859
Who:
Scout
Ach, was ist los?
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5853
Who:
Medic
This sucks!
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5846
Who:
Scout
Damnit boys!
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5845
Who:
Soldier
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5838
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5807
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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5806
Who:
Medic
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5785
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5767
Who:
Sniper
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5737
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5718
Who:
Scout
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5717
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5710
Who:
Heavy
One
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5674
Who:
Announcer
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5669
Who:
Soldier
Oh, the horror...
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5650
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5595
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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5586
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5586
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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5556
Who:
Demoman
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5553
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5549
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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5547
Who:
Engineer
I'm on fire now!
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5544
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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5543
Who:
Heavy
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