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You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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5924
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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5908
Who:
Demoman
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5899
Who:
Demoman
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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5892
Who:
Engineer
I Spy with my little eye!
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5879
Who:
Heavy
What?!
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5868
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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5860
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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5837
Who:
Engineer
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5833
Who:
Heavy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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5780
Who:
Medic
Suprise!
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5779
Who:
Spy
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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5761
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5757
Who:
Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5725
Who:
Medic
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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5716
Who:
Heavy
*laugh* You got owned!
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5705
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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5705
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
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5701
Who:
Engineer
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5667
Who:
Soldier
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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5641
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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5631
Who:
Pyro
Bologna! *laughs*
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5610
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5603
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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5596
Who:
Heavy
Now is coward killing time!
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5583
Who:
Heavy
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5569
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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5552
Who:
Engineer
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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5551
Who:
Scout
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5546
Who:
Engineer
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5536
Who:
Medic
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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5532
Who:
Scout
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5502
Who:
Scout
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5501
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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5483
Who:
Spy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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5471
Who:
Spy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5437
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5390
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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5374
Who:
Demoman
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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5374
Who:
Engineer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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5355
Who:
Scout
Ach, was ist los?
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5352
Who:
Medic
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5352
Who:
Medic
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5350
Who:
Demoman
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5347
Who:
Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5333
Who:
Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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5330
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5323
Who:
Engineer
Bloody SPY!
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5317
Who:
Demoman
Help! Now!
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5315
Who:
Heavy
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5307
Who:
Soldier
Haha. Yeah!
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5306
Who:
Pyro
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5295
Who:
Engineer
Warning!
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5279
Who:
Announcer
Aw, crap!
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5273
Who:
Scout
Dumbass!
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5270
Who:
Scout
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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5270
Who:
Soldier
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5268
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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5267
Who:
Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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5265
Who:
Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5265
Who:
Sniper
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5246
Who:
Soldier
God save the Queen!
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5244
Who:
Sniper
Oh, please!
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5197
Who:
Spy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5189
Who:
Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5185
Who:
Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5180
Who:
Engineer
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5155
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5154
Who:
Medic
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5140
Who:
Sniper
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5137
Who:
Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5136
Who:
Announcer
Damnit boys!
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5087
Who:
Soldier
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5014
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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4986
Who:
Engineer
I'm on fire now!
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4966
Who:
Pyro
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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4966
Who:
Scout
One
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4954
Who:
Announcer
Aw, crap...
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4947
Who:
Scout
Yee-haw!
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4945
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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4942
Who:
Sniper
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4940
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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4939
Who:
Medic
I require assistance!
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4917
Who:
Spy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4892
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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4891
Who:
Demoman
Oh, the horror...
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4871
Who:
Pyro
Very bad!
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4861
Who:
Heavy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4841
Who:
Demoman
*screams in pain*
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4838
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4824
Who:
Pyro
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4824
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*!
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4815
Who:
Medic
Not good!
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4809
Who:
Heavy
Today is a good day!
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4796
Who:
Soldier
So much blood!
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4793
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4786
Who:
Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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4786
Who:
Spy
Eat it fatty!
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4782
Who:
Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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4775
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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4765
Who:
Heavy
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