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Place a dispenser here!
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6737
Who:
Spy
What?!
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6694
Who:
Scout
Now I've seen everything
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6676
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
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6675
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6642
Who:
Sniper
Dumbass!
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6622
Who:
Scout
Let's kill-em-all!
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6605
Who:
Pyro
I Spy with my little eye!
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6598
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6596
Who:
Soldier
Yee-haw!
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6591
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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6533
Who:
Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6508
Who:
Engineer
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6501
Who:
Spy
Bologna! *laughs*
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6488
Who:
Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6482
Who:
Sniper
Okay!
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6459
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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6451
Who:
Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6420
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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6414
Who:
Engineer
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6414
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6396
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Spy
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6357
Who:
Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6331
Who:
Medic
But of course!
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6269
Who:
Spy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6266
Who:
Scout
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6251
Who:
Scout
Bloody SPY!
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6245
Who:
Demoman
Many thanks!
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6239
Who:
Heavy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6212
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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6208
Who:
Spy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6192
Who:
Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6191
Who:
Spy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6157
Who:
Soldier
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6155
Who:
Medic
Aw, crap!
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6147
Who:
Scout
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6086
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6073
Who:
Soldier
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6055
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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6052
Who:
Engineer
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6044
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6036
Who:
Engineer
God save the Queen!
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6034
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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6033
Who:
Demoman
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6033
Who:
Spy
Now is coward killing time!
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6005
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Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5995
Who:
Medic
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5950
Who:
Scout
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5945
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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5923
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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5921
Who:
Medic
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5921
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap...
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5912
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5911
Who:
Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5911
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5894
Who:
Engineer
Help! Now!
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5886
Who:
Heavy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5882
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5874
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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5866
Who:
Medic
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5843
Who:
Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5840
Who:
Sniper
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5836
Who:
Engineer
Haha. Yeah!
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5826
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Pyro
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5821
Who:
Scout
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5817
Who:
Soldier
Warning!
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5815
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Announcer
*screams in pain*
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5797
Who:
Spy
Oh, please!
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5770
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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5758
Who:
Heavy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5750
Who:
Scout
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5746
Who:
Medic
Ach, was ist los?
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5745
Who:
Medic
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5736
Who:
Demoman
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5727
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5693
Who:
Soldier
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5687
Who:
Sniper
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5670
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5648
Who:
Medic
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5624
Who:
Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5622
Who:
Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5610
Who:
Sniper
Damnit boys!
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5593
Who:
Soldier
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5564
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5559
Who:
Soldier
Let's do this Texas style!
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5545
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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5533
Who:
Demoman
Oh, the horror...
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5507
Who:
Pyro
One
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5500
Who:
Announcer
I'm on fire now!
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5445
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5443
Who:
Demoman
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5426
Who:
Scout
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5408
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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5404
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5381
Who:
Medic
*sings*
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5342
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5334
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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5327
Who:
Pyro
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5327
Who:
Heavy
This sucks!
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5320
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5315
Who:
Heavy
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