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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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740239
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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629966
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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555599
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Heavy
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
Хорошо!
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328634
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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198716
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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197272
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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145540
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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120446
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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118338
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Heavy
Medic!
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117096
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Heavy
No!
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115232
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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109772
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Heavy
*critical death*
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108988
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Heavy
Bonk!
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104222
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Scout
Victory!
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99047
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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96634
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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83624
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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81905
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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81416
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Scout
*long laugh*
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77138
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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73541
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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72901
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Gentlemen!
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70483
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Spy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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70171
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Heavy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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69733
Who:
Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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64953
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Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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63085
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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61949
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Pyro
Nope!
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56752
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Scout
*screams*
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55569
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Spy
*gibberish*
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55078
Who:
Demoman
Oh no!
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54910
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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54547
Who:
Pyro
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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52474
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Medic
*long laugh*
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49388
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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48430
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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48346
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Medic
There can be only one!
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47270
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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46446
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Pyro
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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44853
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Scout
*gibberish*
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44385
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
How could this happen?
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Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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43364
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Spy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43305
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Engineer
Oh, this is bad!
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43154
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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42285
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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41956
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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40545
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Sniper
Medic!
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40474
Who:
Sniper
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
Damnit!
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40243
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Soldier
You failed!
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39606
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Announcer
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Cry some more!
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38674
Who:
Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38578
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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37810
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Soldier
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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37308
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Engineer
Is not possible!
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35597
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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35007
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Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
Medic!
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34372
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Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34232
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Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32654
Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Heck no
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Engineer
I hate you!
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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31283
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Engineer
Ay... what just happened?
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31180
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Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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Sniper
Good shot, mate!
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30843
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Sniper
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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30590
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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30483
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Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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30337
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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Soldier
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30264
Who:
Medic
Activate the charge!
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30258
Who:
Pyro
We're on a roll!
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30237
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Pyro
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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30237
Who:
Heavy
Failure!
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30236
Who:
Announcer
Is good!
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30235
Who:
Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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30234
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Demoman
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