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We need a teleporter right here!
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1203
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1202
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Sniper
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1201
Who:
Medic
We must stop little cart!
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1198
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Heavy
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1198
Who:
Heavy
Help defend!
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1195
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Heavy
We have secured the control point!
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1194
Who:
Announcer
Now go!
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1194
Who:
Medic
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1194
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Scout
Spy around here!
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1192
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Sniper
Cheers doctor!
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1192
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Spy
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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1190
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Scout
Piker!
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1189
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Sniper
Get goin'!
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1188
Who:
Demoman
Play ball!
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1186
Who:
Scout
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1186
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Engineer
Incoming!
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1184
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Engineer
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1184
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Sniper
Yeah!
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1183
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Scout
Yaaah!
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1183
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Soldier
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1177
Who:
Scout
Hold still
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1175
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Sniper
Little men steal our cart!
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1175
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Heavy
Get over here and help me capture!
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1174
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Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1174
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Demoman
Oh I love this!
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1173
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Announcer
We did it mates!
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1172
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Demoman
I am coming for you again!
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1171
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1169
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Spy
Give us a hand here with this point
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1166
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Demoman
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1166
Who:
Scout
First blood, that was fast!
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1166
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Announcer
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1164
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Demoman
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1161
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Medic
Argh! Where is cart going?
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1161
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Heavy
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1161
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Demoman
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1159
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1158
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Scout
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1157
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Spy
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1157
Who:
Sniper
Aaagh!
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1157
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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1157
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Soldier
You call that snipin'?
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1155
Who:
Sniper
Good shooting!
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1153
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Medic
Eh, thanks doc!
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1151
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Demoman
Nice shot!
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1150
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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1148
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Engineer
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1147
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Demoman
Roger that!
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1146
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Soldier
Yeah, gotcha!
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1145
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Scout
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1144
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Scout
Wooo!
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1143
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Scout
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1142
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Sniper
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1140
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Scout
Of course!
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1139
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Spy
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1139
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Soldier
That wasn't so bad!
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1136
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Sniper
We have commandeered my point!
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1135
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Soldier
C'mere, sister!
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1135
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Soldier
You are great doctor!
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1129
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Heavy
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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1129
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Demoman
Beauty!
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1127
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Sniper
Admirable shot!
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1124
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Spy
We did it, camarade!
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1122
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Medic
What'd you guys, give up?
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1122
Who:
Scout
Uh oh.
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1122
Who:
Announcer
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1120
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Demoman
Wuss!
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1120
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1119
Who:
Sniper
The device is about to self destruct!
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1118
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Announcer
I never liked you!
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1117
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1116
Who:
Announcer
Need some help here!
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1115
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Soldier
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1115
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Scout
Alright!
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1114
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Scout
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1114
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Sniper
Move gear forward!
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1111
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Heavy
Who dares stand against me now?
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1110
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Heavy
Yes!
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1108
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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1106
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Heavy
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1105
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Sniper
Nice try, pal!
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1105
Who:
Scout
Good to go!
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1103
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Medic
Incoming!
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1100
Who:
Medic
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1100
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Sniper
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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1099
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Heavy
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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1099
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Scout
Ripper you little!
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1098
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Sniper
Now I am king of team!
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1098
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Heavy
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1097
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Demoman
Doc!
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1097
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Engineer
Fine shot mate!
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1095
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Sniper
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1093
Who:
Sniper
I appreciate your help!
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1093
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Spy
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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1092
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Soldier
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1091
Who:
Sniper
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1087
Who:
Sniper
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1086
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Scout
You're alright, doc
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1083
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1081
Who:
Sniper
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