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Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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1179
Who:
Scout
I almost joined their bloody team
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1178
Who:
Demoman
Spy around here!
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1178
Who:
Sniper
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1178
Who:
Heavy
Piker!
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1176
Who:
Sniper
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1175
Who:
Engineer
Help defend!
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1174
Who:
Heavy
Thank you!
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1172
Who:
Spy
We must stop little cart!
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1171
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Heavy
Get goin'!
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1169
Who:
Demoman
We have secured the control point!
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1164
Who:
Announcer
Play ball!
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1164
Who:
Scout
Oh I love this!
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1163
Who:
Announcer
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1162
Who:
Scout
Hold still
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1161
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1159
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1159
Who:
Sniper
Get over here and help me capture!
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1157
Who:
Sniper
Little men steal our cart!
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1157
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Heavy
First blood, that was fast!
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1157
Who:
Announcer
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1154
Who:
Engineer
Way to go, slugger!
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1153
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Scout
Give us a hand here with this point
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1152
Who:
Demoman
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1152
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1152
Who:
Spy
I am coming for you again!
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1152
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Heavy
Yaaah!
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1152
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Soldier
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1151
Who:
Medic
Argh! Where is cart going?
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1150
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Heavy
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1148
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Scout
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1146
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Scout
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1146
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Demoman
We did it mates!
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1144
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Demoman
Cah-rit!
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1143
Who:
Soldier
You call that snipin'?
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1143
Who:
Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1143
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1142
Who:
Scout
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1140
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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1140
Who:
Soldier
Good shooting!
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1139
Who:
Medic
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1139
Who:
Sniper
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1138
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Spy
Nice shot!
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1136
Who:
Scout
Aaagh!
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1130
Who:
Soldier
Eh, thanks doc!
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1128
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Demoman
Yeah!
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1125
Who:
Scout
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1125
Who:
Scout
That wasn't so bad!
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1123
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Sniper
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1123
Who:
Soldier
C'mere, sister!
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1123
Who:
Soldier
We have commandeered my point!
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1121
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Soldier
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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1118
Who:
Engineer
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1114
Who:
Sniper
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1113
Who:
Scout
Yeah, gotcha!
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1112
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Scout
We did it, camarade!
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1111
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1111
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Demoman
You are great doctor!
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1109
Who:
Heavy
Roger that!
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1109
Who:
Soldier
Wooo!
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1109
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Scout
Wuss!
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1108
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Sniper
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1107
Who:
Scout
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1106
Who:
Demoman
Of course!
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1104
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Spy
The device is about to self destruct!
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1104
Who:
Announcer
Beauty!
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1103
Who:
Sniper
I never liked you!
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1103
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Soldier
Need some help here!
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1100
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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1099
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Heavy
What'd you guys, give up?
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1097
Who:
Scout
Move gear forward!
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1096
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Heavy
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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1096
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1095
Who:
Announcer
Alright!
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1095
Who:
Scout
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1095
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Sniper
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1094
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Sniper
Yes!
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1094
Who:
Announcer
Uh oh.
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1094
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1093
Who:
Sniper
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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1092
Who:
Scout
Good to go!
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1090
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Medic
Who dares stand against me now?
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1089
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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1088
Who:
Medic
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1086
Who:
Sniper
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1085
Who:
Demoman
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1084
Who:
Sniper
Doc!
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1083
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Engineer
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1083
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Sniper
Fine shot mate!
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1082
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Sniper
I appreciate your help!
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1082
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Spy
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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1078
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Soldier
Ripper you little!
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1076
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Sniper
Admirable shot!
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1073
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Spy
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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1073
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Demoman
First rate!
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1072
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Spy
Nice try, pal!
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1072
Who:
Scout
You're alright, doc
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1071
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Engineer
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1071
Who:
Sniper
Help me!
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1070
Who:
Sniper
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1066
Who:
Sniper
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