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Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1043
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Medic
Do they make them shirts for men?
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1043
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Sniper
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1043
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Spy
Get over here and help me capture!
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1041
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Sniper
We must stop little cart!
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1040
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Heavy
Argh! Where is cart going?
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1040
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Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1039
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Sniper
Thanks, doc!
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1037
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Scout
Fight me!
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1037
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Heavy
Yaaah!
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1035
Who:
Soldier
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1035
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Engineer
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1033
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Demoman
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1032
Who:
Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1031
Who:
Medic
Way to go, slugger!
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1028
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Scout
Get goin'!
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1026
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Demoman
We did it mates!
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1026
Who:
Demoman
Bloody piker!
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1026
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Sniper
That wasn't so bad!
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1025
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Sniper
Augh!
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1025
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Sniper
Cah-rit!
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1025
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1024
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Sniper
Move gear forward!
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1023
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Heavy
Hold still
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1023
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Sniper
I am coming for you again!
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1022
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Heavy
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1022
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Scout
Augh
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1021
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Spy
Yes!
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1021
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Announcer
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1021
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Sniper
You are great doctor!
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1020
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Heavy
Play ball!
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1020
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Scout
Uh oh.
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1020
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Announcer
We have commandeered my point!
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1019
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Soldier
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1018
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Sniper
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1018
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Demoman
Piker!
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1016
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Sniper
C'mere, sister!
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1016
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Soldier
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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1013
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Engineer
Good to go!
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1012
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Medic
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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1011
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Heavy
Atta boy!
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1010
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Scout
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1010
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Sniper
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1009
Who:
Demoman
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1009
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Scout
I never liked you!
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1007
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Soldier
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1002
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Soldier
Incoming!
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999
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Engineer
Incoming!
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998
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Spy
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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998
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Demoman
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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997
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Soldier
Eh, thanks doc!
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996
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Demoman
Hey, whose on fire now?
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995
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Scout
Incoming!
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994
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Sniper
Augh!
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993
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Scout
Alright!
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993
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Scout
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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993
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Scout
Yoink!
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992
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Scout
Aaagh!
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992
Who:
Soldier
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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989
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Demoman
Yeah!
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989
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Scout
Simple, simple. One for me...
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989
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Sniper
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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988
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Demoman
What'd you guys, give up?
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987
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Scout
Wooo!
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984
Who:
Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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983
Who:
Announcer
We did it, camarade!
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983
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Medic
Who dares stand against me now?
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983
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Heavy
Wonderful
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981
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Medic
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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980
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Sniper
Need some help here!
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979
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Soldier
Wuss!
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978
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Sniper
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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976
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Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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975
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Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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974
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Heavy
Doc!
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973
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Engineer
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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973
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Soldier
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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971
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Sniper
Good on ya, mates!
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970
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Sniper
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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970
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Demoman
Incoming!
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967
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Medic
Of course!
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967
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Spy
Now I am king of team!
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967
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Heavy
Little men steal our cart!
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963
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Heavy
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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963
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Scout
You're alright, doc
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962
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Engineer
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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961
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Scout
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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960
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Demoman
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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956
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Sniper
Nice shot!
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954
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Scout
Pssssst *chuckle*
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953
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Sniper
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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953
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Scout
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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953
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Sniper
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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953
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, gotcha!
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951
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Scout
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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951
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Sniper
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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951
Who:
Sniper
Ripper you little!
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950
Who:
Sniper
Packin' up!
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950
Who:
Engineer
First rate!
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947
Who:
Spy
Beauty!
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946
Who:
Sniper
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