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Attack!
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4621
Who:
Soldier
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4619
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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4613
Who:
Pyro
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4600
Who:
Scout
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4594
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4584
Who:
Medic
Another successful procedure!
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4582
Who:
Medic
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4566
Who:
Scout
Three
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4558
Who:
Announcer
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4543
Who:
Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4531
Who:
Sniper
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4523
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4502
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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4480
Who:
Medic
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4480
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4475
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4457
Who:
Medic
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4431
Who:
Scout
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4430
Who:
Spy
That's what it was made for!
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4428
Who:
Engineer
I see Spy!
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4425
Who:
Heavy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4422
Who:
Heavy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4417
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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4404
Who:
Scout
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4403
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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4399
Who:
Heavy
The Spy is a double agent!
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4395
Who:
Medic
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4377
Who:
Sniper
Did you forget about me?!
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4375
Who:
Spy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4368
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4351
Who:
Soldier
I'm burnin'!
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4343
Who:
Demoman
Thanks for the help!
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4343
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4335
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4331
Who:
Demoman
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4317
Who:
Demoman
Uh-huh
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4317
Who:
Pyro
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4312
Who:
Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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4296
Who:
Heavy
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4294
Who:
Demoman
We need a dispenser right here!
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4281
Who:
Engineer
No
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4267
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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4263
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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4255
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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4253
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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4243
Who:
Demoman
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4239
Who:
Engineer
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4233
Who:
Soldier
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4232
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4230
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4224
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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4222
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4221
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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4218
Who:
Spy
This will be the last time you see me!
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4218
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4215
Who:
Demoman
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4214
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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4192
Who:
Scout
Scout is Spy!
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4180
Who:
Heavy
Fire!
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4178
Who:
Pyro
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4161
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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4153
Who:
Scout
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4149
Who:
Sniper
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4142
Who:
Spy
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4128
Who:
Engineer
Dammit, fellas!
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4127
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4124
Who:
Sniper
Charge it doc!
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4123
Who:
Demoman
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4114
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4113
Who:
Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4113
Who:
Soldier
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4112
Who:
Engineer
Nah!
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4081
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4073
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4073
Who:
Demoman
Bad!
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4065
Who:
Heavy
Yeah...
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4064
Who:
Soldier
Augh... no
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4057
Who:
Soldier
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4051
Who:
Demoman
Have at them, lads!
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4049
Who:
Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4049
Who:
Soldier
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4040
Who:
Scout
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4032
Who:
Sniper
I'll be seeing you!
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4017
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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4008
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss
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4007
Who:
Sniper
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4001
Who:
Spy
Overtime
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3994
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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3988
Who:
Demoman
No...
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3988
Who:
Soldier
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3987
Who:
Scout
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3987
Who:
Spy
Your doctor is dead!
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3985
Who:
Heavy
Take that, you quack!
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3977
Who:
Sniper
Charge me herr doctor!
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3970
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3970
Who:
Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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3965
Who:
Demoman
*growl*
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3963
Who:
Engineer
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3959
Who:
Spy
One!
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3955
Who:
Announcer
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