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4643
Who:
Announcer
I am very happy!
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4643
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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4632
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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4628
Who:
Medic
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4625
Who:
Scout
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4615
Who:
Medic
Another successful procedure!
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4605
Who:
Medic
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4603
Who:
Scout
Three
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4574
Who:
Announcer
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4574
Who:
Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4568
Who:
Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4536
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, fat boy!
Listens:
4534
Who:
Engineer
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4531
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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4495
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4488
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4485
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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4469
Who:
Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4463
Who:
Scout
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
Listens:
4462
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
Listens:
4449
Who:
Spy
I see Spy!
Listens:
4438
Who:
Heavy
That's what it was made for!
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4436
Who:
Engineer
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4435
Who:
Medic
The Spy is a double agent!
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4431
Who:
Medic
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4427
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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4426
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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4414
Who:
Engineer
Did you forget about me?!
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4404
Who:
Spy
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4392
Who:
Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4390
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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4377
Who:
Demoman
Thanks for the help!
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4372
Who:
Pyro
I'm burnin'!
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4371
Who:
Demoman
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4364
Who:
Soldier
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4360
Who:
Scout
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4357
Who:
Demoman
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4354
Who:
Demoman
Uh-huh
Listens:
4350
Who:
Pyro
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
Listens:
4338
Who:
Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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4315
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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4311
Who:
Scout
No
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4299
Who:
Pyro
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4284
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
Listens:
4276
Who:
Demoman
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4273
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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4270
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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4266
Who:
Spy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
Listens:
4259
Who:
Announcer
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4257
Who:
Scout
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4251
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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4245
Who:
Spy
This will be the last time you see me!
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4237
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4235
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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4234
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4233
Who:
Demoman
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4229
Who:
Spy
Scout is Spy!
Listens:
4215
Who:
Heavy
Oh yeah!
Listens:
4213
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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4194
Who:
Pyro
Spy!
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4186
Who:
Scout
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4176
Who:
Spy
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4171
Who:
Sniper
Dammit, fellas!
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4164
Who:
Engineer
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4156
Who:
Spy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4148
Who:
Sniper
Charge it doc!
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4145
Who:
Demoman
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4143
Who:
Demoman
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4143
Who:
Engineer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4135
Who:
Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4135
Who:
Soldier
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4128
Who:
Engineer
Nah!
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4107
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4100
Who:
Demoman
Yeah...
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4096
Who:
Soldier
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4094
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
Listens:
4091
Who:
Demoman
Bad!
Listens:
4089
Who:
Heavy
Augh... no
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4087
Who:
Soldier
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
Listens:
4080
Who:
Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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4067
Who:
Spy
Have at them, lads!
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4066
Who:
Demoman
You're doin' good lad
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4064
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4064
Who:
Scout
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
Listens:
4044
Who:
Sniper
I'll be seeing you!
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4036
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss
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4034
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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4026
Who:
Demoman
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4021
Who:
Spy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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4015
Who:
Spy
No...
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4005
Who:
Soldier
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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4004
Who:
Scout
Overtime
Listens:
3999
Who:
Announcer
Take that, you quack!
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3999
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3996
Who:
Heavy
Charge me herr doctor!
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3995
Who:
Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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3988
Who:
Demoman
My skill is wasted on this team
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3987
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
Listens:
3984
Who:
Sniper
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3982
Who:
Demoman
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