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*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4508
Who:
Scout
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4496
Who:
Scout
Another successful procedure!
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4495
Who:
Medic
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4492
Who:
Medic
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4483
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4480
Who:
Medic
Three
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4478
Who:
Announcer
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4456
Who:
Sniper
Sentry goin' up!
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4453
Who:
Engineer
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4435
Who:
Soldier
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4432
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4424
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4409
Who:
Sniper
That's what it was made for!
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4396
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4386
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4382
Who:
Medic
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4365
Who:
Scout
I see Spy!
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4360
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4354
Who:
Spy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4353
Who:
Heavy
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4351
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4332
Who:
Medic
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4332
Who:
Demoman
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4322
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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4315
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4304
Who:
Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4299
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the help!
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4292
Who:
Pyro
The Spy is a double agent!
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4291
Who:
Medic
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4282
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4280
Who:
Soldier
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4257
Who:
Soldier
Uh-huh
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4251
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4247
Who:
Scout
Medic is Spy!
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4231
Who:
Heavy
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4216
Who:
Demoman
I'm burnin'!
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4209
Who:
Demoman
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4206
Who:
Engineer
No
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4195
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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4187
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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4185
Who:
Soldier
This will be the last time you see me!
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4183
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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4176
Who:
Pyro
Excellent!
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4173
Who:
Spy
We need a dispenser right here!
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4171
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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4164
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4162
Who:
Announcer
Attack!
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4155
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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4154
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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4152
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4150
Who:
Demoman
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4144
Who:
Soldier
Fire!
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4130
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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4126
Who:
Demoman
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4126
Who:
Scout
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4114
Who:
Spy
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4113
Who:
Demoman
Oh yeah!
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4111
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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4107
Who:
Scout
Scout is Spy!
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4106
Who:
Heavy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4098
Who:
Spy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4086
Who:
Spy
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4077
Who:
Engineer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4076
Who:
Sniper
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4069
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4067
Who:
Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4062
Who:
Soldier
Dammit, fellas!
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4060
Who:
Engineer
Charge it doc!
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4058
Who:
Demoman
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4055
Who:
Demoman
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4050
Who:
Engineer
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4038
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4037
Who:
Sniper
Nah!
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4000
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3986
Who:
Heavy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3981
Who:
Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3977
Who:
Soldier
Have at them, lads!
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3965
Who:
Demoman
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3961
Who:
Sniper
Overtime
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3960
Who:
Announcer
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3959
Who:
Scout
Piece of piss
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3953
Who:
Sniper
Augh... no
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3943
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3940
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3937
Who:
Heavy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3936
Who:
Spy
I'll be seeing you!
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3933
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3932
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3922
Who:
Sniper
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3922
Who:
Scout
Yeah...
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3916
Who:
Soldier
One!
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3911
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3905
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3903
Who:
Sniper
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3903
Who:
Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3899
Who:
Demoman
*growl*
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3898
Who:
Engineer
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3895
Who:
Medic
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3891
Who:
Spy
No...
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3890
Who:
Soldier
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