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This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4666
Who:
Soldier
I am very happy!
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4657
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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4652
Who:
Medic
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4651
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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4649
Who:
Pyro
Another successful procedure!
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4638
Who:
Medic
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4638
Who:
Medic
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4636
Who:
Scout
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4612
Who:
Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4606
Who:
Sniper
Three
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4591
Who:
Announcer
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4580
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4572
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4557
Who:
Sniper
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4540
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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4515
Who:
Medic
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4503
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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4496
Who:
Heavy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4492
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4487
Who:
Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4485
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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4462
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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4462
Who:
Medic
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4457
Who:
Medic
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4454
Who:
Demoman
I see Spy!
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4451
Who:
Heavy
That's what it was made for!
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4444
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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4443
Who:
Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4435
Who:
Spy
I'm burnin'!
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4421
Who:
Demoman
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4416
Who:
Spy
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4415
Who:
Demoman
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4413
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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4402
Who:
Demoman
Uh-huh
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4397
Who:
Pyro
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4396
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the help!
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4391
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4388
Who:
Scout
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4381
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4361
Who:
Soldier
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4356
Who:
Engineer
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4345
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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4343
Who:
Scout
Medic is Spy!
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4331
Who:
Heavy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4317
Who:
Soldier
No
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4315
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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4299
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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4296
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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4290
Who:
Spy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4284
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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4274
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4266
Who:
Engineer
Oh yeah!
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4266
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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4257
Who:
Demoman
This will be the last time you see me!
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4252
Who:
Spy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4252
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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4250
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4248
Who:
Engineer
You're doin' good lad
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4244
Who:
Demoman
Scout is Spy!
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4234
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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4222
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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4207
Who:
Pyro
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4203
Who:
Sniper
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4198
Who:
Spy
Dammit, fellas!
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4188
Who:
Engineer
Charge it doc!
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4174
Who:
Demoman
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4169
Who:
Spy
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4165
Who:
Demoman
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4165
Who:
Engineer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4162
Who:
Sniper
Yeah...
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4160
Who:
Soldier
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4157
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4148
Who:
Engineer
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4143
Who:
Demoman
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4143
Who:
Soldier
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4130
Who:
Soldier
Nah!
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4126
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4122
Who:
Demoman
Bad!
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4116
Who:
Heavy
Augh... no
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4115
Who:
Soldier
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4112
Who:
Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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4105
Who:
Spy
Have at them, lads!
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4096
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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4086
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4079
Who:
Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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4055
Who:
Spy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4054
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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4053
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss
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4050
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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4045
Who:
Spy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4045
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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4039
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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4036
Who:
Scout
Take that, you quack!
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4022
Who:
Sniper
Charge me herr doctor!
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4020
Who:
Medic
Overtime
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4018
Who:
Announcer
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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4017
Who:
Demoman
No...
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4017
Who:
Soldier
My skill is wasted on this team
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4015
Who:
Medic
*growl*
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4013
Who:
Engineer
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