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I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4477
Who:
Medic
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4473
Who:
Announcer
Another successful procedure!
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4472
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4463
Who:
Scout
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4463
Who:
Scout
Three
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4458
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4437
Who:
Medic
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4415
Who:
Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4415
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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4397
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4391
Who:
Sniper
That's what it was made for!
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4386
Who:
Engineer
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4384
Who:
Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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4381
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4363
Who:
Medic
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4360
Who:
Engineer
I see Spy!
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4338
Who:
Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4336
Who:
Scout
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4336
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4330
Who:
Spy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4318
Who:
Demoman
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4313
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4306
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Medic
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4301
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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4294
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4280
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the help!
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4278
Who:
Pyro
Did you forget about me?!
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4268
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4264
Who:
Soldier
The Spy is a double agent!
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4240
Who:
Medic
Uh-huh
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4238
Who:
Pyro
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4234
Who:
Soldier
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4228
Who:
Spy
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4219
Who:
Scout
Medic is Spy!
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4212
Who:
Heavy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4196
Who:
Engineer
I'm burnin'!
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4179
Who:
Demoman
*gibberish*
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4176
Who:
Demoman
No
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4175
Who:
Pyro
This will be the last time you see me!
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4173
Who:
Spy
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4160
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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4158
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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4153
Who:
Pyro
We need a dispenser right here!
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4148
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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4146
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4145
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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4135
Who:
Spy
Attack!
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4124
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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4120
Who:
Demoman
Fire!
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4116
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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4110
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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4109
Who:
Spy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4105
Who:
Scout
Scout is Spy!
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4086
Who:
Heavy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4085
Who:
Soldier
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4080
Who:
Spy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4077
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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4068
Who:
Scout
Oh yeah!
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4066
Who:
Scout
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4054
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4050
Who:
Sniper
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4047
Who:
Spy
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4043
Who:
Sniper
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4043
Who:
Demoman
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4042
Who:
Demoman
Dammit, fellas!
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4040
Who:
Engineer
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4033
Who:
Engineer
Charge it doc!
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4032
Who:
Demoman
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4030
Who:
Soldier
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4029
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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4008
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4008
Who:
Sniper
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4005
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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3979
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3971
Who:
Heavy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3949
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3937
Who:
Sniper
Overtime
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3936
Who:
Announcer
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3933
Who:
Scout
Have at them, lads!
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3928
Who:
Demoman
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3927
Who:
Sniper
Piece of piss
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3926
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3926
Who:
Heavy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3923
Who:
Spy
Augh... no
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3916
Who:
Soldier
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3915
Who:
Sniper
I'll be seeing you!
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3914
Who:
Spy
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3910
Who:
Soldier
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3906
Who:
Scout
Take that, you quack!
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3906
Who:
Sniper
One!
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3900
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3887
Who:
Pyro
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3885
Who:
Medic
That's some shonking business right there
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3881
Who:
Sniper
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3875
Who:
Spy
No...
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3867
Who:
Soldier
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3865
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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3864
Who:
Announcer
*growl*
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3862
Who:
Engineer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3862
Who:
Soldier
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