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*severe pain*
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4699
Who:
Medic
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4691
Who:
Scout
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4690
Who:
Medic
New weapon is good!
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4688
Who:
Heavy
I am very happy!
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4679
Who:
Heavy
Another successful procedure!
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4679
Who:
Medic
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4677
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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4675
Who:
Pyro
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4650
Who:
Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4638
Who:
Soldier
Three
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4627
Who:
Announcer
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4616
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4610
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4609
Who:
Engineer
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4546
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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4542
Who:
Medic
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4531
Who:
Medic
We need a dispenser right here!
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4528
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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4528
Who:
Heavy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4520
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4519
Who:
Medic
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4517
Who:
Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4511
Who:
Scout
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4496
Who:
Demoman
The Spy is a double agent!
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4491
Who:
Medic
Did you forget about me?!
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4485
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4478
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4475
Who:
Demoman
I see Spy!
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4469
Who:
Heavy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4463
Who:
Demoman
You're doin' good lad
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4455
Who:
Demoman
That's what it was made for!
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4454
Who:
Engineer
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4450
Who:
Spy
I'm burnin'!
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4447
Who:
Demoman
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4431
Who:
Soldier
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4429
Who:
Sniper
Uh-huh
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4428
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4417
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4415
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the help!
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4409
Who:
Pyro
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4400
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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4396
Who:
Scout
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4390
Who:
Scout
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4389
Who:
Soldier
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4372
Who:
Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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4364
Who:
Heavy
No
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4359
Who:
Pyro
Oh yeah!
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4357
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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4336
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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4327
Who:
Demoman
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4313
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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4311
Who:
Spy
Excellent!
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4303
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4292
Who:
Engineer
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4276
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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4274
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4273
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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4273
Who:
Engineer
This will be the last time you see me!
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4267
Who:
Spy
Scout is Spy!
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4265
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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4251
Who:
Scout
Dammit, fellas!
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4235
Who:
Engineer
Yeah...
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4234
Who:
Soldier
Fire!
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4229
Who:
Pyro
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4224
Who:
Sniper
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4218
Who:
Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4201
Who:
Sniper
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4195
Who:
Demoman
Charge it doc!
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4190
Who:
Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4189
Who:
Soldier
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4186
Who:
Soldier
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4186
Who:
Demoman
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4185
Who:
Engineer
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4183
Who:
Spy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4183
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4168
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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4157
Who:
Spy
Nah!
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4151
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4151
Who:
Demoman
Augh... no
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4148
Who:
Soldier
Bad!
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4145
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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4142
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4126
Who:
Demoman
Have at them, lads!
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4117
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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4117
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4103
Who:
Scout
Your doctor is dead!
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4099
Who:
Heavy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4091
Who:
Sniper
I'll be seeing you!
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4083
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss
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4077
Who:
Sniper
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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4071
Who:
Spy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4071
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4065
Who:
Soldier
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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4063
Who:
Scout
No...
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4062
Who:
Soldier
*growl*
Listens:
4060
Who:
Engineer
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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4059
Who:
Demoman
My skill is wasted on this team
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4056
Who:
Medic
Charge me herr doctor!
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4049
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4043
Who:
Scout
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