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Excellent!
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4598
Who:
Pyro
I am very happy!
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4588
Who:
Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4581
Who:
Scout
Another successful procedure!
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4562
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4555
Who:
Medic
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4554
Who:
Medic
Three
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4542
Who:
Announcer
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4525
Who:
Scout
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4515
Who:
Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4512
Who:
Soldier
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4510
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4464
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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4463
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4460
Who:
Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4443
Who:
Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4437
Who:
Medic
Attack!
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4426
Who:
Soldier
That's what it was made for!
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4421
Who:
Engineer
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4414
Who:
Scout
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4412
Who:
Heavy
I see Spy!
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4411
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4410
Who:
Spy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4397
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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4380
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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4372
Who:
Heavy
The Spy is a double agent!
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4368
Who:
Medic
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4368
Who:
Demoman
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4367
Who:
Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4352
Who:
Spy
Did you forget about me?!
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4347
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4336
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the help!
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4327
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4315
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin'!
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4305
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4299
Who:
Soldier
Uh-huh
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4285
Who:
Pyro
Medic is Spy!
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4282
Who:
Heavy
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4278
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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4278
Who:
Demoman
No
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4252
Who:
Pyro
We need a dispenser right here!
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4236
Who:
Engineer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4235
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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4235
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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4232
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4226
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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4225
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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4222
Who:
Scout
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4219
Who:
Soldier
This will be the last time you see me!
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4212
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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4205
Who:
Pyro
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4202
Who:
Scout
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4200
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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4199
Who:
Engineer
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4193
Who:
Spy
*gasps in pain*
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4192
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4188
Who:
Demoman
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4170
Who:
Engineer
Oh yeah!
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4169
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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4160
Who:
Pyro
Scout is Spy!
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4151
Who:
Heavy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4149
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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4140
Who:
Scout
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4131
Who:
Sniper
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4129
Who:
Spy
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4111
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4107
Who:
Sniper
Dammit, fellas!
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4106
Who:
Engineer
Charge it doc!
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4104
Who:
Demoman
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4102
Who:
Soldier
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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4099
Who:
Engineer
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4097
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4082
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4061
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4061
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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4060
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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4034
Who:
Heavy
Yeah...
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4032
Who:
Soldier
Have at them, lads!
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4030
Who:
Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4029
Who:
Soldier
Augh... no
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4022
Who:
Soldier
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4018
Who:
Sniper
I'll be seeing you!
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4003
Who:
Spy
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4002
Who:
Scout
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3997
Who:
Demoman
Overtime
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3986
Who:
Announcer
Piece of piss
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3984
Who:
Sniper
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3984
Who:
Spy
Your doctor is dead!
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3972
Who:
Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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3970
Who:
Spy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3968
Who:
Scout
No...
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3967
Who:
Soldier
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3967
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3966
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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3962
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3960
Who:
Sniper
*growl*
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3947
Who:
Engineer
Charge me herr doctor!
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3947
Who:
Medic
One!
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3945
Who:
Announcer
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3937
Who:
Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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3936
Who:
Demoman
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