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You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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4397
Who:
Heavy
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4386
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4382
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4378
Who:
Engineer
Three
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4350
Who:
Announcer
That's what it was made for!
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4348
Who:
Engineer
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4340
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4320
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4315
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4307
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4300
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4290
Who:
Medic
I see Spy!
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4268
Who:
Heavy
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4267
Who:
Soldier
Sentry goin' up!
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4259
Who:
Engineer
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4256
Who:
Heavy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4255
Who:
Demoman
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4254
Who:
Sniper
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4253
Who:
Spy
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4243
Who:
Scout
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4235
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4235
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the help!
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4210
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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4208
Who:
Heavy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4202
Who:
Soldier
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4195
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Medic
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4193
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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4191
Who:
Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4169
Who:
Spy
Uh-huh
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4148
Who:
Pyro
Medic is Spy!
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4147
Who:
Heavy
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4142
Who:
Soldier
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4135
Who:
Engineer
No
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4134
Who:
Pyro
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4130
Who:
Scout
This will be the last time you see me!
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4126
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Spy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4126
Who:
Spy
The Spy is a double agent!
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4106
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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4102
Who:
Demoman
We need a dispenser right here!
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4076
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4071
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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4068
Who:
Pyro
I'm burnin'!
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4066
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Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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4064
Who:
Spy
Fire!
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4063
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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4041
Who:
Soldier
Attack!
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4039
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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4034
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Demoman
Excellent!
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4031
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4030
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Engineer
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4013
Who:
Spy
Scout is Spy!
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4012
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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3995
Who:
Scout
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3994
Who:
Scout
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3988
Who:
Sniper
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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3981
Who:
Engineer
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3973
Who:
Demoman
Dammit, fellas!
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3965
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
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3965
Who:
Scout
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3959
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3959
Who:
Engineer
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3953
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Demoman
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3942
Who:
Soldier
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3941
Who:
Sniper
Charge it doc!
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3938
Who:
Demoman
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3934
Who:
Engineer
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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3928
Who:
Spy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3927
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Soldier
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3923
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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3917
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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3911
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3900
Who:
Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3892
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3884
Who:
Sniper
Overtime
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3880
Who:
Announcer
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3874
Who:
Scout
Your doctor is dead!
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3869
Who:
Heavy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3866
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss
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3861
Who:
Sniper
Take that, you quack!
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3860
Who:
Sniper
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3857
Who:
Demoman
One!
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3855
Who:
Announcer
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3850
Who:
Scout
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3845
Who:
Medic
That's some shonking business right there
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3843
Who:
Sniper
Augh... no
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3843
Who:
Soldier
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3834
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3832
Who:
Pyro
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3827
Who:
Demoman
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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3825
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3815
Who:
Demoman
I'll be seeing you!
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3815
Who:
Spy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3811
Who:
Soldier
Have at them, lads!
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3806
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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3787
Who:
Announcer
*growl*
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3784
Who:
Engineer
The Medic is a Spy!
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3784
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3778
Who:
Medic
No...
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3777
Who:
Soldier
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3776
Who:
Spy
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