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The Engineer is a Spy!
Listens:
3987
Who:
Medic
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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3977
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3971
Who:
Engineer
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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3969
Who:
Sniper
I see Spy!
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3967
Who:
Heavy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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3965
Who:
Demoman
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3953
Who:
Soldier
This will be the last time you see me!
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3944
Who:
Spy
No!
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3932
Who:
Heavy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
Listens:
3924
Who:
Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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3923
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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3922
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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3919
Who:
Engineer
No!
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3903
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the help!
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3902
Who:
Pyro
Did you forget about me?!
Listens:
3893
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3888
Who:
Scout
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3879
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3877
Who:
Demoman
Oh me mother Tilly
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3876
Who:
Demoman
Sentry goin' up!
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3862
Who:
Engineer
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3856
Who:
Scout
Bloody hell!
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3854
Who:
Demoman
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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3853
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3847
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3846
Who:
Medic
Medic is Spy!
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3843
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3838
Who:
Heavy
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3827
Who:
Soldier
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3817
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3801
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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3796
Who:
Engineer
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
Listens:
3778
Who:
Scout
The Spy is a double agent!
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3775
Who:
Medic
Uh-huh
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3770
Who:
Pyro
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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3766
Who:
Engineer
Excellent!
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3763
Who:
Spy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
Listens:
3758
Who:
Sniper
No
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3746
Who:
Pyro
Fire!
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3742
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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3741
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3738
Who:
Scout
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3734
Who:
Sniper
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3728
Who:
Spy
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3724
Who:
Engineer
Attack!
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3720
Who:
Soldier
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3700
Who:
Sniper
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3698
Who:
Demoman
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3695
Who:
Spy
Scout is Spy!
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3694
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3692
Who:
Sniper
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3685
Who:
Scout
Take that, you quack!
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3670
Who:
Sniper
Dammit, fellas!
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3665
Who:
Engineer
Overtime
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3664
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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3659
Who:
Pyro
I'm burnin'!
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3658
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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3657
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3649
Who:
Heavy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3649
Who:
Demoman
*gibberish*
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3647
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3643
Who:
Scout
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3642
Who:
Soldier
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3639
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3633
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, fat boy!
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3630
Who:
Engineer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3624
Who:
Sniper
That's some shonking business right there
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3623
Who:
Sniper
Spy!
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3607
Who:
Scout
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3597
Who:
Spy
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3595
Who:
Engineer
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3591
Who:
Soldier
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3585
Who:
Demoman
Charge it doc!
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3584
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3584
Who:
Scout
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3579
Who:
Sniper
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3575
Who:
Soldier
Piece of piss
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3570
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3567
Who:
Heavy
One!
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3563
Who:
Announcer
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3557
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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3542
Who:
Scout
Augh... no
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3534
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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3532
Who:
Announcer
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3527
Who:
Sniper
My skill is wasted on this team
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3511
Who:
Medic
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3507
Who:
Demoman
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3506
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3504
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
Listens:
3499
Who:
Pyro
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3489
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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3486
Who:
Scout
Have at them, lads!
Listens:
3470
Who:
Demoman
I'll be seeing you!
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3463
Who:
Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3461
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
Listens:
3456
Who:
Spy
The Medic is a Spy!
Listens:
3452
Who:
Medic
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
Listens:
3450
Who:
Spy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
Listens:
3450
Who:
Spy
Four
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3442
Who:
Announcer
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