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You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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4424
Who:
Heavy
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4415
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4414
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4412
Who:
Engineer
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4387
Who:
Sniper
Three
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4377
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4370
Who:
Scout
That's what it was made for!
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4360
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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4343
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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4332
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4330
Who:
Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4324
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4318
Who:
Medic
Sentry goin' up!
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4313
Who:
Engineer
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4307
Who:
Scout
I see Spy!
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4295
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4289
Who:
Engineer
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4288
Who:
Demoman
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4284
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4284
Who:
Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4269
Who:
Scout
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4269
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for the help!
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4241
Who:
Pyro
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4240
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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4234
Who:
Heavy
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4234
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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4220
Who:
Scout
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4220
Who:
Soldier
Did you forget about me?!
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4204
Who:
Spy
Uh-huh
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4192
Who:
Pyro
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4172
Who:
Soldier
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4170
Who:
Scout
The Spy is a double agent!
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4167
Who:
Medic
Medic is Spy!
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4164
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4162
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4152
Who:
Engineer
No
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4152
Who:
Pyro
This will be the last time you see me!
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4141
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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4132
Who:
Demoman
I'm burnin'!
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4113
Who:
Demoman
We need a dispenser right here!
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4110
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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4106
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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4106
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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4096
Who:
Spy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4092
Who:
Announcer
Fire!
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4083
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4078
Who:
Engineer
Attack!
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4068
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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4064
Who:
Demoman
Excellent!
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4057
Who:
Spy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4048
Who:
Spy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4043
Who:
Scout
Scout is Spy!
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4040
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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4022
Who:
Scout
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4014
Who:
Spy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4012
Who:
Sniper
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4008
Who:
Engineer
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4000
Who:
Soldier
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3997
Who:
Demoman
Spy!
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3994
Who:
Scout
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3994
Who:
Spy
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3982
Who:
Engineer
Dammit, fellas!
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3982
Who:
Engineer
Oh yeah!
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3981
Who:
Scout
Charge it doc!
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3980
Who:
Demoman
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3976
Who:
Soldier
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3975
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3974
Who:
Engineer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3972
Who:
Sniper
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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3968
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3966
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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3940
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3932
Who:
Heavy
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3915
Who:
Demoman
Overtime
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3908
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3902
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3897
Who:
Sniper
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3893
Who:
Scout
Your doctor is dead!
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3886
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss
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3884
Who:
Sniper
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3882
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3881
Who:
Demoman
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3880
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3879
Who:
Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3878
Who:
Demoman
Augh... no
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3875
Who:
Soldier
One!
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3868
Who:
Announcer
Have at them, lads!
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3861
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3860
Who:
Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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3857
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3855
Who:
Pyro
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3854
Who:
Medic
That's some shonking business right there
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3853
Who:
Sniper
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3832
Who:
Soldier
No...
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3829
Who:
Soldier
*growl*
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3828
Who:
Engineer
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3821
Who:
Spy
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3810
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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3804
Who:
Announcer
The Medic is a Spy!
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3802
Who:
Medic
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