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4449
Who:
Announcer
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4442
Who:
Medic
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4435
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4432
Who:
Engineer
Three
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4420
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4401
Who:
Scout
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4401
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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4381
Who:
Medic
That's what it was made for!
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4371
Who:
Engineer
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4361
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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4358
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4353
Who:
Sniper
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4337
Who:
Medic
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4334
Who:
Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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4332
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4326
Who:
Engineer
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4321
Who:
Heavy
I see Spy!
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4319
Who:
Heavy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4303
Who:
Demoman
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4293
Who:
Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4292
Who:
Scout
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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4281
Who:
Sniper
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4280
Who:
Medic
Thanks for the help!
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4264
Who:
Pyro
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4261
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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4258
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4244
Who:
Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4235
Who:
Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4230
Who:
Soldier
Uh-huh
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4220
Who:
Pyro
The Spy is a double agent!
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4209
Who:
Medic
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4202
Who:
Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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4198
Who:
Heavy
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4184
Who:
Scout
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4182
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4165
Who:
Engineer
No
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4164
Who:
Pyro
This will be the last time you see me!
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4154
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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4149
Who:
Demoman
I'm burnin'!
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4137
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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4130
Who:
Soldier
We need a dispenser right here!
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4125
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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4119
Who:
Spy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4119
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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4118
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4111
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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4100
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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4086
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
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4086
Who:
Soldier
Scout is Spy!
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4075
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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4072
Who:
Spy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4070
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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4067
Who:
Scout
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4060
Who:
Demoman
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4051
Who:
Spy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4047
Who:
Spy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4036
Who:
Sniper
Oh yeah!
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4029
Who:
Scout
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4029
Who:
Engineer
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4028
Who:
Spy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4027
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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4018
Who:
Scout
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4017
Who:
Demoman
Dammit, fellas!
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4008
Who:
Engineer
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4007
Who:
Engineer
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4006
Who:
Soldier
Charge it doc!
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4005
Who:
Demoman
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3998
Who:
Engineer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3989
Who:
Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3985
Who:
Sniper
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3983
Who:
Demoman
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3967
Who:
Demoman
Nah!
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3955
Who:
Sniper
Bad!
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3937
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3928
Who:
Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3921
Who:
Scout
Overtime
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3918
Who:
Announcer
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3914
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3911
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3907
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3906
Who:
Heavy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3906
Who:
Sniper
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3903
Who:
Spy
Piece of piss
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3894
Who:
Sniper
Have at them, lads!
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3893
Who:
Demoman
I'll be seeing you!
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3891
Who:
Spy
Augh... no
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3889
Who:
Soldier
Take that, you quack!
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3883
Who:
Sniper
One!
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3879
Who:
Announcer
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3876
Who:
Scout
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3869
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3869
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3865
Who:
Sniper
No...
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3849
Who:
Soldier
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3849
Who:
Soldier
*growl*
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3847
Who:
Engineer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3847
Who:
Soldier
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3842
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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3836
Who:
Announcer
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3831
Who:
Engineer
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