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You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2938
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot
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2937
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2937
Who:
Spy
I love my ball!
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2937
Who:
Scout
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2931
Who:
Engineer
Oh please!
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2927
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the teleport
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2926
Who:
Pyro
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2922
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture!
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2919
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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2918
Who:
Medic
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2915
Who:
Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2911
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2906
Who:
Sniper
Hyaaaa!
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2905
Who:
Medic
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2903
Who:
Scout
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2900
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2900
Who:
Soldier
Nine!
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2893
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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2893
Who:
Spy
Put sentry here
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2885
Who:
Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2883
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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2880
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Medic
Hell, that was easy
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2879
Who:
Engineer
Denied!
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2875
Who:
Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2874
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Sniper
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2874
Who:
Soldier
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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2870
Who:
Medic
You're doin' good lad
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2869
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Demoman
Good work!
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2865
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Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2857
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Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2852
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2849
Who:
Scout
Pyro is Spy!
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2844
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2844
Who:
Soldier
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2834
Who:
Soldier
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2831
Who:
Scout
Oh, what's up?
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2828
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Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2828
Who:
Spy
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2817
Who:
Heavy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2815
Who:
Announcer
We need a sentry right here!
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2813
Who:
Engineer
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2811
Who:
Medic
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2811
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Soldier
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2810
Who:
Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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2807
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2804
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Heavy
New weapon!
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2798
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Heavy
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2798
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2795
Who:
Scout
Bloody brilliant!
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2789
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2786
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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2779
Who:
Sniper
Dagh
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2772
Who:
Medic
Go to the right!
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2770
Who:
Pyro
I am on fire!
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2767
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2764
Who:
Spy
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2762
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Scout
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2761
Who:
Announcer
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2754
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Medic
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2754
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Sniper
I promise you pain without end!
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2754
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2747
Who:
Soldier
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2745
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Heavy
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2737
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Demoman
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2736
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2733
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Demoman
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2730
Who:
Soldier
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2730
Who:
Engineer
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2726
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Spy
*severe pain*
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2723
Who:
Sniper
Schweinhunds!
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2722
Who:
Medic
Aw hell!
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2720
Who:
Engineer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2720
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2717
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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2716
Who:
Announcer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2710
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Soldier
Dagh!
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2708
Who:
Heavy
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2703
Who:
Soldier
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2702
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2701
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2701
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2700
Who:
Announcer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2699
Who:
Sniper
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2696
Who:
Medic
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2681
Who:
Scout
*hiss*
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2677
Who:
Spy
Four!
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2674
Who:
Announcer
Let's have a go at it!
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2670
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Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2669
Who:
Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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2665
Who:
Sniper
No, no, no! The cart!
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2665
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2659
Who:
Sniper
A Spy!
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2658
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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2650
Who:
Medic
Spy!
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2649
Who:
Medic
Let this be lesson for you!
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2646
Who:
Heavy
Good job
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2643
Who:
Pyro
Get 'em, boyos!
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2640
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2638
Who:
Demoman
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2636
Who:
Engineer
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