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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3124
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3124
Who:
Pyro
Thank you
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3119
Who:
Pyro
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3117
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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3116
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3112
Who:
Spy
Keep it up lads!
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3110
Who:
Demoman
Boom!
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3105
Who:
Heavy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3090
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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3087
Who:
Announcer
Two!
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3084
Who:
Announcer
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3081
Who:
Soldier
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3075
Who:
Engineer
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3074
Who:
Demoman
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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3071
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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3068
Who:
Medic
Pyro is Spy!
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3067
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot
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3067
Who:
Pyro
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3067
Who:
Soldier
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3065
Who:
Engineer
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3063
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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3062
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3061
Who:
Pyro
Need a sentry here!
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3059
Who:
Pyro
Dagh!
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3036
Who:
Heavy
Hyaaaa!
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3035
Who:
Medic
Oh please!
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3035
Who:
Spy
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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3034
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3031
Who:
Scout
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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3030
Who:
Soldier
Negatory!
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3016
Who:
Soldier
Nine!
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3007
Who:
Announcer
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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3007
Who:
Sniper
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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3005
Who:
Spy
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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3004
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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3000
Who:
Medic
*gasps in pain*
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3000
Who:
Spy
C'mon doc, do it!
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2993
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2989
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the teleport
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2988
Who:
Pyro
Bloody brilliant!
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2987
Who:
Demoman
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2987
Who:
Soldier
I am waiting!
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2985
Who:
Spy
Help me capture!
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2983
Who:
Pyro
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2979
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2979
Who:
Sniper
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2975
Who:
Engineer
Hell, that was easy
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2969
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2966
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2960
Who:
Demoman
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2960
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2958
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2955
Who:
Scout
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2954
Who:
Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2942
Who:
Soldier
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2941
Who:
Medic
Good work!
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2940
Who:
Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2940
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2936
Who:
Soldier
We need a sentry right here!
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2934
Who:
Engineer
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2934
Who:
Medic
Which one of you is crying?
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2931
Who:
Heavy
Aw hell!
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2929
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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2929
Who:
Announcer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2926
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2922
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2911
Who:
Announcer
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2905
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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2900
Who:
Sniper
Dagh
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2899
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2885
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2881
Who:
Engineer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2881
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2870
Who:
Pyro
My flesh, it burns!
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2868
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2867
Who:
Sniper
I am on fire!
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2861
Who:
Medic
Let's have a go at it!
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2860
Who:
Sniper
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2859
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2858
Who:
Scout
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2858
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2857
Who:
Demoman
New weapon!
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2851
Who:
Heavy
Get 'em, boyos!
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2849
Who:
Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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2846
Who:
Medic
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2845
Who:
Engineer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2838
Who:
Soldier
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2837
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2833
Who:
Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2832
Who:
Scout
*hiss*
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2829
Who:
Spy
I promise you pain without end!
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2829
Who:
Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2827
Who:
Soldier
Go to the right!
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2819
Who:
Pyro
We must push little cart!
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2816
Who:
Heavy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2813
Who:
Scout
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2810
Who:
Medic
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2809
Who:
Soldier
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2805
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2804
Who:
Demoman
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