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*severe pain*
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3081
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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3080
Who:
Spy
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3080
Who:
Sniper
Thank you
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3078
Who:
Pyro
Boom!
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3072
Who:
Heavy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3071
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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3065
Who:
Announcer
Keep it up lads!
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3057
Who:
Demoman
Two!
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3056
Who:
Announcer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3054
Who:
Engineer
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3049
Who:
Demoman
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3046
Who:
Soldier
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3042
Who:
Soldier
Put sentry here
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3039
Who:
Heavy
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3034
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot
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3031
Who:
Pyro
Need a sentry here!
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3025
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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3022
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3018
Who:
Pyro
Oh please!
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3005
Who:
Spy
Dummkopfs!
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3004
Who:
Medic
Hyaaaa!
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2999
Who:
Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2997
Who:
Engineer
Pyro is Spy!
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2996
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2989
Who:
Soldier
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2987
Who:
Soldier
Nine!
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2982
Who:
Announcer
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2982
Who:
Spy
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2981
Who:
Soldier
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2973
Who:
Sniper
C'mon doc, do it!
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2971
Who:
Scout
Help me capture!
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2970
Who:
Pyro
Thanks for the teleport
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2961
Who:
Pyro
*gasps in pain*
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2958
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2957
Who:
Scout
Oh, what's up?
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2954
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2952
Who:
Medic
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2952
Who:
Spy
Hell, that was easy
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2949
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2947
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2947
Who:
Engineer
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2945
Who:
Engineer
Bloody brilliant!
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2944
Who:
Demoman
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2937
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2929
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2927
Who:
Scout
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2922
Who:
Scout
Good work!
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2921
Who:
Medic
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2914
Who:
Announcer
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2911
Who:
Medic
Dagh!
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2907
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2906
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2904
Who:
Demoman
We need a sentry right here!
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2897
Who:
Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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2894
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2893
Who:
Soldier
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2893
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2890
Who:
Sniper
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
Listens:
2890
Who:
Soldier
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2887
Who:
Heavy
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2886
Who:
Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2883
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2881
Who:
Scout
I am waiting!
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2876
Who:
Spy
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2873
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2869
Who:
Announcer
Aw hell!
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2867
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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2866
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2862
Who:
Spy
Dagh
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2853
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2852
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2848
Who:
Pyro
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2845
Who:
Sniper
Negatory!
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2844
Who:
Soldier
I am on fire!
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2842
Who:
Medic
New weapon!
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2840
Who:
Heavy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2832
Who:
Sniper
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2831
Who:
Demoman
Let's have a go at it!
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2831
Who:
Sniper
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2831
Who:
Soldier
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2825
Who:
Engineer
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2820
Who:
Soldier
Get 'em, boyos!
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2809
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2809
Who:
Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2809
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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2806
Who:
Medic
I promise you pain without end!
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2804
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2803
Who:
Announcer
Go to the right!
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2800
Who:
Pyro
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2799
Who:
Soldier
My flesh, it burns!
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2797
Who:
Heavy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2796
Who:
Scout
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2789
Who:
Medic
*hiss*
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2788
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2788
Who:
Announcer
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2785
Who:
Soldier
Four!
Listens:
2775
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2762
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2760
Who:
Scout
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2759
Who:
Soldier
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