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You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3007
Who:
Demoman
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3006
Who:
Soldier
Keep it up lads!
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3004
Who:
Demoman
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3002
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3002
Who:
Spy
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2993
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2990
Who:
Pyro
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2990
Who:
Scout
Nice shot
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2987
Who:
Pyro
Need a sentry here!
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2985
Who:
Pyro
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2984
Who:
Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2978
Who:
Sniper
Oh please!
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2977
Who:
Spy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2973
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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2973
Who:
Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2971
Who:
Engineer
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2965
Who:
Engineer
Hyaaaa!
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2957
Who:
Medic
Put sentry here
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2953
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2953
Who:
Soldier
Help me capture!
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2945
Who:
Pyro
Thanks for the teleport
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2944
Who:
Pyro
Nine!
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2943
Who:
Announcer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2943
Who:
Scout
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2936
Who:
Spy
Dummkopfs!
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2934
Who:
Medic
Pyro is Spy!
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2933
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2932
Who:
Spy
Hell, that was easy
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2919
Who:
Engineer
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2917
Who:
Sniper
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2912
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2911
Who:
Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2911
Who:
Spy
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2906
Who:
Soldier
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2898
Who:
Medic
Good work!
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2897
Who:
Medic
Oh, what's up?
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2897
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2893
Who:
Soldier
No, no, no! The cart!
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2891
Who:
Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2891
Who:
Spy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2890
Who:
Announcer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2886
Who:
Scout
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2884
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2883
Who:
Engineer
Bloody brilliant!
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2881
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2873
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2864
Who:
Scout
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2862
Who:
Medic
We need a sentry right here!
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2855
Who:
Engineer
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2855
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2854
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2845
Who:
Scout
Which one of you is crying?
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2844
Who:
Heavy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2839
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2839
Who:
Demoman
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2830
Who:
Soldier
New weapon!
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2822
Who:
Heavy
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2821
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2820
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2819
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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2818
Who:
Sniper
Dagh
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2814
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2814
Who:
Pyro
Dagh!
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2811
Who:
Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2810
Who:
Medic
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2808
Who:
Sniper
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2802
Who:
Announcer
I am on fire!
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2802
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2799
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2799
Who:
Sniper
Aw hell!
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2793
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2792
Who:
Demoman
Steady, steady...
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2788
Who:
Sniper
I promise you pain without end!
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2784
Who:
Heavy
Go to the right!
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2782
Who:
Pyro
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2782
Who:
Soldier
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2781
Who:
Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2776
Who:
Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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2772
Who:
Medic
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2766
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2760
Who:
Scout
Let's have a go at it!
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2757
Who:
Sniper
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2755
Who:
Soldier
*hiss*
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2755
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2753
Who:
Announcer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2752
Who:
Sniper
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2749
Who:
Medic
Get 'em, boyos!
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2747
Who:
Demoman
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2746
Who:
Soldier
I am waiting!
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2746
Who:
Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2745
Who:
Scout
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2742
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2739
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2737
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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2731
Who:
Medic
Four!
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2723
Who:
Announcer
My flesh, it burns!
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2723
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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2710
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2707
Who:
Sniper
That Spy is an enemy!
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2697
Who:
Sniper
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