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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3154
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3146
Who:
Pyro
Pyro is Spy!
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3144
Who:
Heavy
Thank you
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3142
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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3134
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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3132
Who:
Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3128
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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3127
Who:
Heavy
Keep it up lads!
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3124
Who:
Demoman
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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3124
Who:
Soldier
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3121
Who:
Soldier
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3116
Who:
Soldier
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3108
Who:
Heavy
Two!
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3100
Who:
Announcer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3098
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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3096
Who:
Medic
Boo!
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3096
Who:
Medic
Six!
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3095
Who:
Announcer
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3093
Who:
Demoman
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3089
Who:
Engineer
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3087
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot
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3085
Who:
Pyro
Negatory!
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3080
Who:
Soldier
Need a sentry here!
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3079
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3070
Who:
Pyro
Oh please!
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3059
Who:
Spy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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3059
Who:
Soldier
Hyaaaa!
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3055
Who:
Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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3053
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3053
Who:
Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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3052
Who:
Spy
Dagh!
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3048
Who:
Heavy
I am waiting!
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3040
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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3026
Who:
Medic
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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3026
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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3023
Who:
Engineer
Nine!
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3021
Who:
Announcer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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3019
Who:
Soldier
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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3017
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3014
Who:
Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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3013
Who:
Spy
Bloody brilliant!
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3012
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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3011
Who:
Scout
C'mon doc, do it!
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3002
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the teleport
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2999
Who:
Pyro
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2997
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2992
Who:
Scout
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2991
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture!
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2989
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2985
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2985
Who:
Heavy
Hell, that was easy
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2983
Who:
Engineer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2980
Who:
Heavy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2976
Who:
Announcer
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2974
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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2971
Who:
Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2967
Who:
Soldier
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2963
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2959
Who:
Scout
Aw hell!
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2957
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2955
Who:
Soldier
We need a sentry right here!
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2953
Who:
Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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2949
Who:
Heavy
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2948
Who:
Scout
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2947
Who:
Medic
Good work!
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2946
Who:
Medic
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2938
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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2919
Who:
Sniper
My flesh, it burns!
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2917
Who:
Heavy
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2913
Who:
Heavy
Dagh
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2910
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2907
Who:
Engineer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2905
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2897
Who:
Spy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2886
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2882
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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2880
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2880
Who:
Pyro
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2879
Who:
Demoman
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2878
Who:
Soldier
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2876
Who:
Sniper
Let's have a go at it!
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2874
Who:
Sniper
Schweinhunds!
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2873
Who:
Medic
Get 'em, boyos!
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2865
Who:
Demoman
New weapon!
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2859
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2858
Who:
Announcer
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2856
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2854
Who:
Scout
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2853
Who:
Engineer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2846
Who:
Soldier
*hiss*
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2846
Who:
Spy
I promise you pain without end!
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2845
Who:
Heavy
We must push little cart!
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2841
Who:
Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2840
Who:
Soldier
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2833
Who:
Medic
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2833
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2830
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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2826
Who:
Medic
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2826
Who:
Soldier
Play ball!
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2823
Who:
Scout
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