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Keep it up lads!
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2671
Who:
Demoman
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2669
Who:
Scout
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2662
Who:
Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2660
Who:
Engineer
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2657
Who:
Scout
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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2653
Who:
Medic
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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2653
Who:
Soldier
Which one of you is crying?
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2652
Who:
Heavy
Hell, that was easy
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2650
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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2647
Who:
Medic
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2638
Who:
Sniper
Put sentry here
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2635
Who:
Heavy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2633
Who:
Medic
Need a sentry here!
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2632
Who:
Pyro
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2630
Who:
Sniper
Aagh!
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2625
Who:
Heavy
I promise you pain without end!
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2620
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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2618
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot
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2616
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2614
Who:
Spy
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2613
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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2610
Who:
Medic
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2609
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2603
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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2603
Who:
Sniper
I am on fire!
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2598
Who:
Medic
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2593
Who:
Heavy
I love my ball!
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2589
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2587
Who:
Medic
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2585
Who:
Announcer
Oh, what's up?
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2585
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2581
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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2581
Who:
Spy
Dagh
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2574
Who:
Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2573
Who:
Medic
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2573
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2571
Who:
Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2571
Who:
Engineer
We need a sentry right here!
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2568
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2563
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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2561
Who:
Engineer
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2558
Who:
Spy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2553
Who:
Announcer
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2551
Who:
Demoman
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2538
Who:
Announcer
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2536
Who:
Soldier
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2532
Who:
Heavy
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2530
Who:
Soldier
Let this be lesson for you!
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2530
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2529
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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2521
Who:
Medic
Go to the right!
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2514
Who:
Pyro
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2508
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2507
Who:
Scout
That Spy is an enemy!
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2502
Who:
Sniper
Bloody hell
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2501
Who:
Demoman
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2499
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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2499
Who:
Announcer
Pyro is Spy!
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2498
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2496
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2494
Who:
Sniper
Bloody brilliant!
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2490
Who:
Demoman
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2490
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2487
Who:
Pyro
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2479
Who:
Soldier
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2478
Who:
Medic
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2477
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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2477
Who:
Demoman
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2475
Who:
Announcer
A Spy!
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2466
Who:
Heavy
Four!
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2461
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2459
Who:
Heavy
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2459
Who:
Spy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2449
Who:
Scout
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2443
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2440
Who:
Demoman
Thank you, laborer!
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2440
Who:
Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2436
Who:
Scout
Get bloody goin!
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2431
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2430
Who:
Heavy
Good job
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2429
Who:
Pyro
Dagh!
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2425
Who:
Heavy
My flesh, it burns!
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2422
Who:
Heavy
Let's have a go at it!
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2419
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2418
Who:
Scout
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2416
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2412
Who:
Engineer
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2407
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2406
Who:
Sniper
Let's go mates!
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2399
Who:
Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2399
Who:
Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2398
Who:
Engineer
Now doctor, now!
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2396
Who:
Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2392
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2391
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2387
Who:
Soldier
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2386
Who:
Sniper
I require assistance!
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2384
Who:
Medic
Bloody bogan
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2384
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2382
Who:
Soldier
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