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I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2959
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Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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2957
Who:
Pyro
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2956
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2955
Who:
Spy
Nice shot
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2952
Who:
Pyro
Oh please!
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2945
Who:
Spy
You're doin' good lad
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2943
Who:
Demoman
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2940
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the teleport
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2935
Who:
Pyro
Help me capture!
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2931
Who:
Pyro
Denied!
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2929
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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2927
Who:
Medic
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2925
Who:
Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2924
Who:
Scout
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2924
Who:
Scout
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2921
Who:
Soldier
Hyaaaa!
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2919
Who:
Medic
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2918
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2918
Who:
Soldier
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2916
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2910
Who:
Spy
Nine!
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2909
Who:
Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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2904
Who:
Medic
Put sentry here
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2899
Who:
Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2894
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Engineer
Hell, that was easy
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2892
Who:
Engineer
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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2887
Who:
Medic
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2886
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2876
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Scout
Good work!
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2873
Who:
Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2868
Who:
Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2866
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Scout
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2864
Who:
Scout
Pyro is Spy!
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2855
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2852
Who:
Soldier
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2847
Who:
Spy
Oh, what's up?
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2846
Who:
Scout
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2840
Who:
Soldier
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2838
Who:
Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2834
Who:
Announcer
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2828
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Medic
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2826
Who:
Engineer
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2823
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2821
Who:
Heavy
Which one of you is crying?
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2819
Who:
Heavy
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2819
Who:
Spy
We need a sentry right here!
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2818
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2815
Who:
Scout
Bloody brilliant!
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2811
Who:
Demoman
New weapon!
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2808
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2797
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2796
Who:
Spy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2792
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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2791
Who:
Sniper
Dagh
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2786
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Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2785
Who:
Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2782
Who:
Heavy
I am on fire!
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2777
Who:
Medic
Go to the right!
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2775
Who:
Pyro
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2772
Who:
Medic
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2769
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Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2768
Who:
Sniper
Dagh!
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2763
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2762
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2762
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Soldier
I promise you pain without end!
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2762
Who:
Heavy
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2755
Who:
Announcer
Schweinhunds!
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2754
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Medic
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2752
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Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2752
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Soldier
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2751
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2751
Who:
Sniper
Aw hell!
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2747
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Engineer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2747
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Soldier
*burp*
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2746
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2743
Who:
Engineer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2735
Who:
Engineer
No, no, no! The cart!
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2729
Who:
Scout
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2715
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Soldier
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2715
Who:
Soldier
Let's have a go at it!
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2714
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2713
Who:
Scout
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2713
Who:
Sniper
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2709
Who:
Announcer
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2708
Who:
Scout
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2706
Who:
Medic
*hiss*
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2705
Who:
Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2705
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2698
Who:
Soldier
Four!
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2686
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Announcer
Get 'em, boyos!
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2684
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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2671
Who:
Sniper
A Spy!
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2669
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2669
Who:
Sniper
My flesh, it burns!
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2666
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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2665
Who:
Medic
I require assistance!
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2665
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2655
Who:
Demoman
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2655
Who:
Engineer
Let this be lesson for you!
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2654
Who:
Heavy
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