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You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2915
Who:
Demoman
Need a sentry here!
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2913
Who:
Pyro
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2913
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot
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2912
Who:
Pyro
I love my ball!
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2912
Who:
Scout
Help me capture!
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2906
Who:
Pyro
C'mon doc, do it!
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2903
Who:
Scout
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2901
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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2900
Who:
Medic
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2896
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2894
Who:
Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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2891
Who:
Sniper
Hyaaaa!
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2884
Who:
Medic
*gasps in pain*
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2882
Who:
Spy
Nine!
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2881
Who:
Announcer
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2875
Who:
Scout
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2875
Who:
Soldier
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2869
Who:
Engineer
Hell, that was easy
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2865
Who:
Engineer
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2863
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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2860
Who:
Medic
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2860
Who:
Engineer
Put sentry here
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2859
Who:
Heavy
Good work!
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2859
Who:
Medic
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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2854
Who:
Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2847
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2839
Who:
Medic
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2838
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2831
Who:
Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2827
Who:
Sniper
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2817
Who:
Soldier
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2810
Who:
Soldier
Oh, what's up?
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2807
Who:
Scout
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2806
Who:
Heavy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2803
Who:
Medic
New weapon!
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2797
Who:
Heavy
Which one of you is crying?
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2796
Who:
Heavy
Denied!
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2796
Who:
Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2795
Who:
Spy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2793
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2791
Who:
Engineer
We need a sentry right here!
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2790
Who:
Engineer
You're doin' good lad
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2784
Who:
Demoman
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2784
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2782
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2774
Who:
Pyro
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2773
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2772
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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2764
Who:
Sniper
Go to the right!
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2763
Who:
Pyro
Dagh
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2759
Who:
Medic
I am on fire!
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2758
Who:
Medic
Bloody brilliant!
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2753
Who:
Demoman
Pyro is Spy!
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2752
Who:
Heavy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2749
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2747
Who:
Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2747
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2746
Who:
Spy
I promise you pain without end!
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2745
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2734
Who:
Sniper
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2732
Who:
Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2729
Who:
Medic
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2721
Who:
Engineer
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2716
Who:
Announcer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2714
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2712
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2710
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2708
Who:
Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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2708
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2705
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2701
Who:
Engineer
Aw hell!
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2698
Who:
Engineer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2697
Who:
Soldier
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2693
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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2691
Who:
Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2689
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2688
Who:
Announcer
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2686
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2683
Who:
Scout
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2683
Who:
Sniper
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2682
Who:
Announcer
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2673
Who:
Medic
Dagh!
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2671
Who:
Heavy
Four!
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2664
Who:
Announcer
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2661
Who:
Scout
That Spy is an enemy!
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2654
Who:
Sniper
A Spy!
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2648
Who:
Heavy
*hiss*
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2642
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2638
Who:
Sniper
I require assistance!
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2635
Who:
Medic
Let this be lesson for you!
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2634
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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2632
Who:
Medic
Good job
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2628
Who:
Pyro
My flesh, it burns!
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2620
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2617
Who:
Engineer
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2616
Who:
Spy
Let's have a go at it!
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2613
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2611
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2608
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2603
Who:
Soldier
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