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*evil laugh*
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3102
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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3099
Who:
Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3098
Who:
Sniper
Put sentry here
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3097
Who:
Heavy
Thank you
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3096
Who:
Pyro
Boom!
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3094
Who:
Heavy
Keep it up lads!
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3088
Who:
Demoman
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3085
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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3073
Who:
Announcer
Two!
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3066
Who:
Announcer
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3065
Who:
Soldier
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3064
Who:
Demoman
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3064
Who:
Engineer
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3058
Who:
Soldier
Nice shot
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3053
Who:
Pyro
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3048
Who:
Engineer
Boo!
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3044
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3044
Who:
Pyro
Need a sentry here!
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3040
Who:
Pyro
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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3037
Who:
Soldier
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3030
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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3028
Who:
Medic
Oh please!
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3022
Who:
Spy
Hyaaaa!
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3020
Who:
Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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3018
Who:
Engineer
Pyro is Spy!
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3016
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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3016
Who:
Soldier
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2998
Who:
Spy
Nine!
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2991
Who:
Announcer
Oh, what's up?
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2989
Who:
Scout
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2985
Who:
Sniper
C'mon doc, do it!
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2982
Who:
Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2979
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2976
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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2976
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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2975
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the teleport
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2972
Who:
Pyro
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2971
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture!
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2971
Who:
Pyro
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2960
Who:
Announcer
Bloody brilliant!
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2959
Who:
Demoman
Hell, that was easy
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2958
Who:
Engineer
Dagh!
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2956
Who:
Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2953
Who:
Engineer
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2951
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2945
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2945
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2942
Who:
Scout
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2935
Who:
Announcer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2933
Who:
Soldier
Good work!
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2932
Who:
Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2929
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2928
Who:
Demoman
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2926
Who:
Medic
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2925
Who:
Soldier
I am waiting!
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2925
Who:
Spy
*burp*
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2919
Who:
Announcer
We need a sentry right here!
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2911
Who:
Engineer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2911
Who:
Heavy
Which one of you is crying?
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2908
Who:
Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2907
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2907
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2900
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2898
Who:
Scout
Negatory!
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2898
Who:
Soldier
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2898
Who:
Heavy
Aw hell!
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2891
Who:
Engineer
Dagh
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2887
Who:
Medic
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2880
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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2879
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2873
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2862
Who:
Engineer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2858
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2856
Who:
Pyro
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2854
Who:
Sniper
I am on fire!
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2851
Who:
Medic
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2848
Who:
Sniper
New weapon!
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2847
Who:
Heavy
Let's have a go at it!
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2843
Who:
Sniper
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2842
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2841
Who:
Demoman
My flesh, it burns!
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2836
Who:
Heavy
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2834
Who:
Engineer
Get 'em, boyos!
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2832
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2819
Who:
Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2819
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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2818
Who:
Medic
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2816
Who:
Soldier
I promise you pain without end!
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2816
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2814
Who:
Announcer
*hiss*
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2808
Who:
Spy
Go to the right!
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2807
Who:
Pyro
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2803
Who:
Scout
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2800
Who:
Soldier
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2798
Who:
Medic
Spy!
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2794
Who:
Medic
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2794
Who:
Announcer
We must push little cart!
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2785
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2783
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2781
Who:
Scout
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