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Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3401
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Demoman
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3400
Who:
Medic
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3400
Who:
Soldier
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3399
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3386
Who:
Sniper
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3385
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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3383
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3382
Who:
Heavy
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3376
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3372
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3366
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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3356
Who:
Engineer
That'll teach 'em!
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3355
Who:
Demoman
Another satisfied customer!
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3344
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3343
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3342
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3326
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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3324
Who:
Engineer
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3319
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Sniper
Nichts da!
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3316
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Medic
Spy!
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3307
Who:
Soldier
Put teleport here
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3303
Who:
Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3295
Who:
Sniper
Our influence grows!
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3291
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Spy
*long laugh*!
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3288
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Medic
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3287
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3286
Who:
Engineer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3283
Who:
Engineer
No way!
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3277
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Scout
Time to get blottered!
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3274
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Demoman
Ugh.
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3269
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Demoman
Yeah!
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3269
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Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3268
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Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3264
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Sniper
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3263
Who:
Soldier
Run from the Sandvich!
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3260
Who:
Heavy
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3259
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3257
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Pyro
Bloody bogan!
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3252
Who:
Sniper
Help me pin this down!
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3245
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3241
Who:
Soldier
Spy among us...
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3230
Who:
Spy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3224
Who:
Demoman
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3223
Who:
Soldier
Bloody hell
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3221
Who:
Demoman
High five!
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3219
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Pyro
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3215
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Demoman
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3207
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Medic
We are screwed!
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3200
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Scout
Go go go!
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3198
Who:
Pyro
Help me defend!
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3195
Who:
Pyro
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3195
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Engineer
Excellent!
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3184
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Medic
Sniper is Spy!
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3178
Who:
Heavy
What've we learned? I always win!
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3178
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3172
Who:
Demoman
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3172
Who:
Medic
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3164
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Soldier
Haha! Yeah!
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3163
Who:
Pyro
Woo-ee!
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3159
Who:
Engineer
That there was a fine piece of work
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3136
Who:
Engineer
Aagh!
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3134
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3130
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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3130
Who:
Heavy
Go go go!
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3126
Who:
Heavy
Come on!
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3117
Who:
Pyro
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3115
Who:
Demoman
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3114
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3114
Who:
Pyro
Gentlemen!
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3112
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Spy
*short laugh*
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3106
Who:
Spy
Three!
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3102
Who:
Announcer
Denied!
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3100
Who:
Scout
You've done me proud, boys!
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3097
Who:
Soldier
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3088
Who:
Soldier
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3086
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3085
Who:
Medic
Ohhhhh...
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3084
Who:
Heavy
Demoman is Spy!
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3080
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3072
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Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3070
Who:
Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3070
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3068
Who:
Heavy
You are trying my patience!
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3064
Who:
Medic
I love my ball!
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3059
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3056
Who:
Pyro
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3054
Who:
Demoman
Thank you doc
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3047
Who:
Pyro
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3045
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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3041
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3036
Who:
Engineer
Thank you
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3036
Who:
Pyro
Dummkopfs!
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3034
Who:
Medic
Boom!
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3034
Who:
Heavy
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3029
Who:
Engineer
Six!
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3026
Who:
Announcer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3024
Who:
Heavy
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3023
Who:
Scout
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3020
Who:
Heavy
Two!
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3009
Who:
Announcer
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