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From now on, losing is verboten!
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3335
Who:
Medic
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3335
Who:
Medic
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3331
Who:
Demoman
That Scout is a Spy!
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3325
Who:
Spy
Giddy up!
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3321
Who:
Engineer
I feel alive!
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3318
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3315
Who:
Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3315
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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3314
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3310
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3299
Who:
Demoman
Another satisfied customer!
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3292
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3290
Who:
Medic
That'll teach 'em!
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3276
Who:
Demoman
Put teleport here
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3255
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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3251
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3246
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Heavy
Spy!
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3239
Who:
Soldier
No way!
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3238
Who:
Scout
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3232
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Sniper
Nichts da!
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3229
Who:
Medic
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3224
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3223
Who:
Engineer
Our influence grows!
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3220
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Spy
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3217
Who:
Sniper
Ugh.
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3216
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Demoman
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3208
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Sniper
Time to get blottered!
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3205
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Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3204
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Soldier
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3203
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Engineer
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3202
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Demoman
*long laugh*!
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3202
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Medic
Help me pin this down!
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3202
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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3199
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Pyro
Run from the Sandvich!
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3199
Who:
Heavy
High five!
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3193
Who:
Pyro
Yeah!
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3190
Who:
Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3189
Who:
Soldier
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3179
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Soldier
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3177
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Soldier
Go go go!
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3170
Who:
Pyro
Help me defend!
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3164
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3163
Who:
Scout
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3154
Who:
Medic
Bloody bogan!
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3152
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
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3150
Who:
Medic
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3132
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Demoman
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3130
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Engineer
Sniper is Spy!
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3128
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Heavy
Haha! Yeah!
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3113
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Pyro
That there was a fine piece of work
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3104
Who:
Engineer
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3092
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Soldier
What've we learned? I always win!
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3091
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Scout
We are screwed!
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3090
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Scout
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3089
Who:
Medic
Come on!
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3087
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3082
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Scout
Yes!
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3078
Who:
Heavy
Woo-ee!
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3074
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Engineer
Go go go!
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3067
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3064
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Pyro
Three!
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3062
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3057
Who:
Demoman
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3051
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Demoman
Demoman is Spy!
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3042
Who:
Heavy
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3038
Who:
Medic
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3037
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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3035
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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3033
Who:
Spy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3029
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Heavy
Spy among us...
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3021
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3020
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Pyro
Aagh!
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3012
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3012
Who:
Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3003
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3002
Who:
Sniper
Thank you doc
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2999
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Pyro
You are trying my patience!
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2995
Who:
Medic
Ah, that was rubbish!
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2992
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Sniper
Six!
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2989
Who:
Announcer
Thank you
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2986
Who:
Pyro
Bloody hell
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2985
Who:
Demoman
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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2985
Who:
Soldier
Boom!
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2985
Who:
Heavy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2983
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2979
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2977
Who:
Medic
Ohhhhh...
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2975
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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2975
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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2975
Who:
Medic
You've done me proud, boys!
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2974
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2970
Who:
Heavy
Two!
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2959
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2959
Who:
Pyro
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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2955
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Demoman
That Pyro is a Spy!
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2949
Who:
Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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2949
Who:
Pyro
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2943
Who:
Engineer
Keep it up lads!
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2942
Who:
Demoman
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2942
Who:
Demoman
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