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Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3494
Who:
Scout
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3491
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3484
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3484
Who:
Heavy
I feel alive!
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3482
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3480
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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3469
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3468
Who:
Medic
That'll teach 'em!
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3451
Who:
Demoman
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3451
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3443
Who:
Soldier
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3438
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3436
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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3424
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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3418
Who:
Engineer
Giddy up!
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3417
Who:
Engineer
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3416
Who:
Medic
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3412
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3408
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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3406
Who:
Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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3401
Who:
Engineer
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3401
Who:
Soldier
Denied!
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3397
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*!
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3396
Who:
Medic
Nichts da!
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3396
Who:
Medic
We are screwed!
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3396
Who:
Scout
Spy among us...
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3389
Who:
Spy
Put teleport here
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3387
Who:
Heavy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3382
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Soldier
Spy!
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3376
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Soldier
Yeah!
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3374
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Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3365
Who:
Sniper
Time to get blottered!
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3351
Who:
Demoman
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3351
Who:
Sniper
Our influence grows!
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3350
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3347
Who:
Engineer
Ugh.
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3345
Who:
Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3337
Who:
Soldier
Run from the Sandvich!
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3335
Who:
Heavy
No way!
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3333
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3321
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3320
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3319
Who:
Pyro
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3318
Who:
Medic
Bloody bogan!
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3318
Who:
Sniper
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3312
Who:
Demoman
Help me pin this down!
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3307
Who:
Sniper
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3295
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3286
Who:
Demoman
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3277
Who:
Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3270
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Medic
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3270
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Soldier
Go go go!
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3265
Who:
Pyro
High five!
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3262
Who:
Pyro
Sniper is Spy!
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3253
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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3252
Who:
Medic
Aagh!
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3248
Who:
Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3246
Who:
Engineer
What've we learned? I always win!
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3240
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Scout
Help me defend!
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3236
Who:
Pyro
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3236
Who:
Soldier
You've done me proud, boys!
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3234
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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3233
Who:
Engineer
Haha! Yeah!
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3228
Who:
Pyro
No, no, no! The cart!
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3221
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3214
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3209
Who:
Sniper
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3206
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3203
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Medic
Yes!
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3203
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3201
Who:
Scout
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3200
Who:
Heavy
Go go go!
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3197
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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3191
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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3188
Who:
Spy
Steady, steady...
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3183
Who:
Sniper
That there was a fine piece of work
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3182
Who:
Engineer
Demoman is Spy!
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3182
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3180
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Pyro
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3175
Who:
Demoman
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3172
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3168
Who:
Heavy
Come on!
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3158
Who:
Pyro
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3157
Who:
Spy
You are trying my patience!
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3152
Who:
Medic
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3149
Who:
Demoman
Three!
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3148
Who:
Announcer
Ohhhhh...
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3148
Who:
Heavy
I love my ball!
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3138
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3136
Who:
Sniper
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3135
Who:
Medic
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3125
Who:
Engineer
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3121
Who:
Heavy
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3119
Who:
Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3116
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3113
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3112
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3112
Who:
Pyro
Thank you doc
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3109
Who:
Pyro
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3105
Who:
Medic
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