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Bloody hell
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3473
Who:
Demoman
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3472
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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3469
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3464
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3463
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3461
Who:
Demoman
*sings*
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3445
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3441
Who:
Medic
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3433
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3429
Who:
Soldier
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3427
Who:
Scout
That'll teach 'em!
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3421
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3421
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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3407
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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3402
Who:
Engineer
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3402
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3400
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3400
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3390
Who:
Heavy
Another satisfied customer!
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3388
Who:
Engineer
Spy around here!
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3384
Who:
Engineer
Nichts da!
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3384
Who:
Medic
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3372
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*!
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3368
Who:
Medic
We are screwed!
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3368
Who:
Scout
Put teleport here
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3356
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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3352
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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3348
Who:
Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3347
Who:
Sniper
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3347
Who:
Soldier
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3337
Who:
Sniper
Our influence grows!
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3336
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3333
Who:
Engineer
Time to get blottered!
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3331
Who:
Demoman
Spy among us...
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3330
Who:
Spy
Ugh.
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3327
Who:
Demoman
Run from the Sandvich!
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3319
Who:
Heavy
No way!
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3318
Who:
Scout
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3317
Who:
Soldier
Bloody bogan!
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3306
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3304
Who:
Soldier
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3299
Who:
Demoman
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3298
Who:
Demoman
Help me pin this down!
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3294
Who:
Sniper
Denied!
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3294
Who:
Scout
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3289
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3288
Who:
Pyro
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3279
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3261
Who:
Demoman
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3258
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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3254
Who:
Pyro
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3252
Who:
Medic
High five!
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3249
Who:
Pyro
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3248
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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3239
Who:
Medic
Sniper is Spy!
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3234
Who:
Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3234
Who:
Engineer
Help me defend!
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3230
Who:
Pyro
What've we learned? I always win!
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3229
Who:
Scout
Aagh!
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3224
Who:
Heavy
Haha! Yeah!
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3220
Who:
Pyro
You've done me proud, boys!
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3206
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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3204
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3201
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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3189
Who:
Heavy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3188
Who:
Heavy
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3188
Who:
Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3186
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
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3182
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3181
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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3175
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3172
Who:
Medic
Demoman is Spy!
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3169
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen!
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3169
Who:
Spy
That there was a fine piece of work
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3168
Who:
Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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3160
Who:
Pyro
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3155
Who:
Scout
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3154
Who:
Sniper
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3150
Who:
Demoman
Come on!
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3143
Who:
Pyro
Three!
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3141
Who:
Announcer
Ohhhhh...
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3138
Who:
Heavy
No, no, no! The cart!
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3137
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3132
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3121
Who:
Demoman
You are trying my patience!
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3121
Who:
Medic
I love my ball!
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3119
Who:
Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3113
Who:
Medic
Steady, steady...
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3111
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3105
Who:
Sniper
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3100
Who:
Spy
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3100
Who:
Engineer
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3098
Who:
Engineer
Thank you doc
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3096
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3094
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3094
Who:
Medic
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3087
Who:
Medic
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3087
Who:
Scout
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3086
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3085
Who:
Sniper
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