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*sharp pain*
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3552
Who:
Demoman
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3549
Who:
Medic
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3541
Who:
Demoman
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3535
Who:
Sniper
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3528
Who:
Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3525
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3525
Who:
Heavy
Spy among us...
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3525
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3514
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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3514
Who:
Sniper
I feel alive!
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3511
Who:
Heavy
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3510
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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3503
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3496
Who:
Heavy
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3495
Who:
Soldier
Steady, steady...
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3493
Who:
Sniper
That'll teach 'em!
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3491
Who:
Demoman
Spy around here!
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3491
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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3488
Who:
Medic
We are screwed!
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3479
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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3469
Who:
Spy
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3467
Who:
Medic
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3463
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3458
Who:
Heavy
Nichts da!
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3457
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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3453
Who:
Engineer
Put teleport here
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3448
Who:
Heavy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3448
Who:
Soldier
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3445
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3438
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
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3427
Who:
Soldier
Another satisfied customer!
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3417
Who:
Engineer
No, no, no! The cart!
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3417
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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3409
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3404
Who:
Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3396
Who:
Sniper
Time to get blottered!
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3388
Who:
Demoman
Run from the Sandvich!
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3385
Who:
Heavy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3383
Who:
Medic
Our influence grows!
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3381
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3381
Who:
Soldier
No way!
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3380
Who:
Scout
Ugh.
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3377
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3376
Who:
Engineer
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3366
Who:
Demoman
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3364
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3363
Who:
Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3362
Who:
Soldier
Bloody bogan!
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3358
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3348
Who:
Pyro
Help me pin this down!
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3330
Who:
Sniper
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3329
Who:
Demoman
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3325
Who:
Scout
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3324
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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3318
Who:
Pyro
Aagh!
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3317
Who:
Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3316
Who:
Engineer
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3310
Who:
Medic
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3300
Who:
Scout
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3298
Who:
Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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3291
Who:
Heavy
High five!
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3291
Who:
Pyro
You've done me proud, boys!
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3288
Who:
Soldier
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3288
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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3282
Who:
Medic
What've we learned? I always win!
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3280
Who:
Scout
Woo-ee!
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3278
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3276
Who:
Sniper
Demoman is Spy!
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3273
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3265
Who:
Medic
Haha! Yeah!
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3264
Who:
Pyro
Go go go!
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3262
Who:
Heavy
I love my ball!
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3260
Who:
Scout
Help me defend!
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3256
Who:
Pyro
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3251
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3251
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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3251
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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3235
Who:
Heavy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3235
Who:
Sniper
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3228
Who:
Demoman
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3228
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen!
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3224
Who:
Spy
Sentry ahead!
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3221
Who:
Pyro
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3219
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3219
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3215
Who:
Demoman
That there was a fine piece of work
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3209
Who:
Engineer
Ohhhhh...
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3201
Who:
Heavy
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3201
Who:
Scout
You are trying my patience!
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3194
Who:
Medic
Three!
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3191
Who:
Announcer
Come on!
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3180
Who:
Pyro
Oh, what's up?
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3180
Who:
Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3178
Who:
Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3176
Who:
Sniper
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3173
Who:
Engineer
Put sentry here
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3171
Who:
Heavy
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3166
Who:
Medic
Thank you doc
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3161
Who:
Pyro
Dummkopfs!
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3159
Who:
Medic
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