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*short laugh*
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3450
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3447
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3447
Who:
Sniper
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3438
Who:
Demoman
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3432
Who:
Medic
*sings*
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3430
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3427
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3423
Who:
Soldier
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3422
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3408
Who:
Heavy
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3408
Who:
Sniper
Bloody hell
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3406
Who:
Demoman
That'll teach 'em!
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3401
Who:
Demoman
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3396
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3391
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3390
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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3386
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3378
Who:
Medic
Another satisfied customer!
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3376
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3370
Who:
Heavy
Spy around here!
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3367
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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3350
Who:
Medic
Nichts da!
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3350
Who:
Medic
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3349
Who:
Soldier
We are screwed!
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3346
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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3339
Who:
Soldier
Put teleport here
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3336
Who:
Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3330
Who:
Sniper
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3327
Who:
Sniper
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3327
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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3323
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3321
Who:
Engineer
Time to get blottered!
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3318
Who:
Demoman
Ugh.
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3316
Who:
Demoman
Our influence grows!
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3316
Who:
Spy
Run from the Sandvich!
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3307
Who:
Heavy
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3302
Who:
Soldier
Bloody bogan!
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3297
Who:
Sniper
No way!
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3295
Who:
Scout
Spy among us...
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3290
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3286
Who:
Soldier
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3284
Who:
Demoman
Help me pin this down!
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3281
Who:
Sniper
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3279
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3275
Who:
Pyro
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3275
Who:
Demoman
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3252
Who:
Medic
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3251
Who:
Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3242
Who:
Medic
Denied!
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3242
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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3241
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3240
Who:
Demoman
High five!
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3239
Who:
Pyro
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3232
Who:
Soldier
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3228
Who:
Engineer
Sniper is Spy!
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3220
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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3220
Who:
Medic
Help me defend!
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3220
Who:
Pyro
What've we learned? I always win!
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3214
Who:
Scout
Haha! Yeah!
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3208
Who:
Pyro
Aagh!
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3206
Who:
Heavy
You've done me proud, boys!
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3193
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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3191
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3187
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3176
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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3172
Who:
Heavy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3170
Who:
Heavy
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3170
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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3162
Who:
Heavy
That there was a fine piece of work
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3158
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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3155
Who:
Spy
Gentlemen!
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3152
Who:
Spy
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3150
Who:
Scout
Demoman is Spy!
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3148
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3147
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3143
Who:
Medic
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3140
Who:
Sniper
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3135
Who:
Demoman
Come on!
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3133
Who:
Pyro
Ohhhhh...
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3132
Who:
Heavy
Three!
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3130
Who:
Announcer
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3122
Who:
Scout
Help!
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3114
Who:
Heavy
You are trying my patience!
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3106
Who:
Medic
I love my ball!
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3105
Who:
Scout
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3104
Who:
Medic
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3094
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3093
Who:
Sniper
No, no, no! The cart!
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3086
Who:
Scout
Dummkopfs!
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3078
Who:
Medic
Thank you doc
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3078
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3074
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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3072
Who:
Sniper
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3072
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3068
Who:
Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3067
Who:
Engineer
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3067
Who:
Sniper
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3066
Who:
Heavy
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3065
Who:
Medic
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3063
Who:
Scout
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