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From now on, losing is verboten!
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3495
Who:
Medic
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3494
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3486
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3484
Who:
Heavy
I feel alive!
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3483
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3480
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3473
Who:
Medic
*sings*
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3469
Who:
Heavy
That'll teach 'em!
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3455
Who:
Demoman
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3453
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3443
Who:
Soldier
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3442
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3438
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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3424
Who:
Spy
Giddy up!
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3421
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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3418
Who:
Engineer
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3416
Who:
Medic
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3416
Who:
Medic
Spy around here!
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3414
Who:
Engineer
Denied!
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3414
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3412
Who:
Heavy
Nichts da!
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3410
Who:
Medic
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3406
Who:
Soldier
Another satisfied customer!
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3402
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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3399
Who:
Medic
We are screwed!
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3399
Who:
Scout
Spy among us...
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3394
Who:
Spy
Put teleport here
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3387
Who:
Heavy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3386
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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3379
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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3378
Who:
Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3366
Who:
Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3358
Who:
Sniper
Time to get blottered!
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3353
Who:
Demoman
Our influence grows!
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3351
Who:
Spy
Ugh.
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3348
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3348
Who:
Engineer
Run from the Sandvich!
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3342
Who:
Heavy
No way!
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3339
Who:
Scout
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3339
Who:
Soldier
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3326
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3325
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3322
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3322
Who:
Pyro
Bloody bogan!
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3320
Who:
Sniper
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3313
Who:
Demoman
Help me pin this down!
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3309
Who:
Sniper
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3295
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3287
Who:
Demoman
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3278
Who:
Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3274
Who:
Medic
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3273
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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3268
Who:
Pyro
High five!
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3263
Who:
Pyro
Sniper is Spy!
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3253
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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3253
Who:
Medic
Aagh!
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3250
Who:
Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3246
Who:
Engineer
What've we learned? I always win!
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3241
Who:
Scout
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3240
Who:
Soldier
Help me defend!
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3239
Who:
Pyro
You've done me proud, boys!
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3237
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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3236
Who:
Engineer
Haha! Yeah!
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3232
Who:
Pyro
No, no, no! The cart!
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3231
Who:
Scout
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3217
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3215
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3213
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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3205
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3204
Who:
Medic
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3202
Who:
Scout
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3201
Who:
Heavy
Go go go!
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3199
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen!
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3193
Who:
Spy
Steady, steady...
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3189
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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3189
Who:
Spy
Demoman is Spy!
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3186
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3186
Who:
Pyro
That there was a fine piece of work
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3184
Who:
Engineer
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3181
Who:
Demoman
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3181
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3170
Who:
Heavy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3161
Who:
Spy
Come on!
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3159
Who:
Pyro
You are trying my patience!
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3154
Who:
Medic
Ohhhhh...
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3152
Who:
Heavy
Three!
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3151
Who:
Announcer
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3150
Who:
Demoman
I love my ball!
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3146
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3138
Who:
Sniper
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3136
Who:
Medic
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3129
Who:
Engineer
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3127
Who:
Scout
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3123
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3121
Who:
Medic
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3118
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3115
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3114
Who:
Pyro
Thank you doc
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3110
Who:
Pyro
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3107
Who:
Medic
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