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You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3382
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Soldier
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3380
Who:
Medic
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3373
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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3368
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3365
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3364
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3363
Who:
Heavy
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3358
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3357
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3348
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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3345
Who:
Engineer
That'll teach 'em!
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3336
Who:
Demoman
Another satisfied customer!
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3334
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3332
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3310
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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3308
Who:
Engineer
Nichts da!
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3285
Who:
Medic
Put teleport here
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3284
Who:
Heavy
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3282
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Sniper
Spy!
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3282
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Soldier
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3275
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3274
Who:
Engineer
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3272
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Sniper
Our influence grows!
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3270
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Spy
No way!
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3262
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Scout
Yeah!
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3257
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Heavy
*long laugh*!
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3257
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Medic
Ugh.
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3255
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Demoman
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3254
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Soldier
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3253
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Engineer
Time to get blottered!
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3252
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Demoman
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3249
Who:
Sniper
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3243
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3242
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Pyro
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3242
Who:
Soldier
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3241
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Demoman
Run from the Sandvich!
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3241
Who:
Heavy
Help me pin this down!
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3227
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3222
Who:
Soldier
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3211
Who:
Soldier
High five!
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3209
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Pyro
Bloody bogan!
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3201
Who:
Sniper
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3194
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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3188
Who:
Pyro
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3187
Who:
Demoman
We are screwed!
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3187
Who:
Scout
Help me defend!
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3184
Who:
Pyro
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3176
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Demoman
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3176
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Engineer
Excellent!
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3171
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Medic
You're doin' good lad
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3164
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Demoman
Sniper is Spy!
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3163
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Heavy
Haha! Yeah!
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3151
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Pyro
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3150
Who:
Medic
What've we learned? I always win!
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3147
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Scout
Spy among us...
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3141
Who:
Spy
Woo-ee!
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3139
Who:
Engineer
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3138
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Soldier
Bloody hell
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3131
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3131
Who:
Demoman
That there was a fine piece of work
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3122
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3117
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Scout
Yes!
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3114
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Heavy
Aagh!
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3108
Who:
Heavy
Come on!
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3103
Who:
Pyro
Go go go!
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3100
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3098
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Pyro
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3092
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Demoman
Three!
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3087
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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3086
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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3083
Who:
Spy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3081
Who:
Heavy
Ohhhhh...
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3071
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Heavy
Demoman is Spy!
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3065
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Heavy
You've done me proud, boys!
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3060
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Soldier
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3058
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3057
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Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3051
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Sniper
Help!
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3049
Who:
Heavy
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3045
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3042
Who:
Pyro
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3042
Who:
Scout
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3040
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Sniper
I love my ball!
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3034
Who:
Scout
You are trying my patience!
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3030
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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3029
Who:
Sniper
Thank you doc
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3028
Who:
Pyro
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3027
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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3025
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3022
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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3022
Who:
Medic
Thank you
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3016
Who:
Pyro
Six!
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3014
Who:
Announcer
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3011
Who:
Heavy
Denied!
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3010
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3004
Who:
Heavy
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2999
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Engineer
That Pyro is a Spy!
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2994
Who:
Engineer
Two!
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2992
Who:
Announcer
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2988
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Soldier
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