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Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3358
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Engineer
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3357
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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3356
Who:
Heavy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3353
Who:
Medic
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3345
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3340
Who:
Heavy
Giddy up!
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3335
Who:
Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3335
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3334
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3331
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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3327
Who:
Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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3314
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3310
Who:
Medic
That'll teach 'em!
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3307
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3283
Who:
Heavy
Spy around here!
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3273
Who:
Engineer
Put teleport here
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3269
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Heavy
Spy!
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3254
Who:
Soldier
Nichts da!
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3250
Who:
Medic
No way!
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3248
Who:
Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3243
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Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3242
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3240
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Engineer
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3236
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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3234
Who:
Heavy
Our influence grows!
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3234
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Spy
Ugh.
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3233
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Demoman
*long laugh*!
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3230
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Medic
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3224
Who:
Engineer
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3221
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Sniper
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3219
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Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3219
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Soldier
Time to get blottered!
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3218
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Demoman
Run from the Sandvich!
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3217
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3215
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Pyro
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3212
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Soldier
Help me pin this down!
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3210
Who:
Sniper
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3206
Who:
Scout
High five!
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3199
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Pyro
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3198
Who:
Soldier
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3192
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Soldier
Bloody bogan!
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3187
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Sniper
Go go go!
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3180
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Pyro
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3177
Who:
Medic
Help me defend!
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3173
Who:
Pyro
Excellent!
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3161
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Medic
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3156
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3155
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Demoman
Sniper is Spy!
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3142
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Heavy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3134
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Demoman
Haha! Yeah!
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3132
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Pyro
We are screwed!
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3128
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Scout
What've we learned? I always win!
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3120
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Scout
That there was a fine piece of work
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3112
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Engineer
Woo-ee!
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3111
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Engineer
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3111
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Medic
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3108
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Soldier
Spy among us...
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3100
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Spy
*severe pain*
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3098
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Demoman
Come on!
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3095
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3094
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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3093
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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3080
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Pyro
Go go go!
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3073
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Heavy
Three!
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3070
Who:
Announcer
Aagh!
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3068
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Heavy
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3065
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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3057
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Spy
Bloody hell
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3050
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Demoman
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3050
Who:
Medic
Demoman is Spy!
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3049
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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3049
Who:
Spy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3047
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3030
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Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3030
Who:
Sniper
Ohhhhh...
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3026
Who:
Heavy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3022
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Sniper
Thank you doc
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3020
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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3019
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Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3016
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Sniper
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3011
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3010
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Medic
You are trying my patience!
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3007
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Medic
Help!
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3006
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Heavy
You've done me proud, boys!
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3006
Who:
Soldier
Thank you
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3002
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Pyro
Boom!
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3001
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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3000
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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3000
Who:
Medic
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2997
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Scout
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2994
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Heavy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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2989
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Demoman
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2984
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Heavy
I love my ball!
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2980
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Scout
That Pyro is a Spy!
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2974
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Engineer
Two!
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2972
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2971
Who:
Pyro
Keep it up lads!
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2966
Who:
Demoman
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2965
Who:
Engineer
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2959
Who:
Soldier
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