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Come on, I don't have all day!
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3305
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Spy
Giddy up!
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3302
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Engineer
Medic!
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3298
Who:
Engineer
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3297
Who:
Medic
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3294
Who:
Announcer
*burp*
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3290
Who:
Announcer
Another satisfied customer!
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3288
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3288
Who:
Sniper
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3270
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3269
Who:
Demoman
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3265
Who:
Engineer
I feel alive!
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3260
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3257
Who:
Heavy
That'll teach 'em!
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3238
Who:
Demoman
Put teleport here
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3238
Who:
Heavy
No way!
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3229
Who:
Scout
Spy around here!
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3227
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3217
Who:
Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3212
Who:
Sniper
Nichts da!
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3202
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Medic
Spy!
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3200
Who:
Soldier
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3199
Who:
Soldier
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3189
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3189
Who:
Engineer
Help me pin this down!
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3186
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Sniper
Our influence grows!
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3185
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Spy
Time to get blottered!
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3184
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Demoman
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3182
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Soldier
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3182
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Engineer
High five!
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3182
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Pyro
Ugh.
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3180
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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3180
Who:
Pyro
Run from the Sandvich!
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3173
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Heavy
Yeah!
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3172
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Heavy
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3167
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Soldier
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3166
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Sniper
*long laugh*!
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3158
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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3153
Who:
Pyro
Help me defend!
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3153
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3151
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Sniper
Excellent!
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3141
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Medic
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3140
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3138
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Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3128
Who:
Medic
Bloody bogan!
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3113
Who:
Sniper
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3112
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Engineer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3106
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Demoman
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3101
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Scout
Sniper is Spy!
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3099
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Heavy
That there was a fine piece of work
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3094
Who:
Engineer
Haha! Yeah!
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3081
Who:
Pyro
What've we learned? I always win!
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3071
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Scout
Come on!
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3070
Who:
Pyro
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3068
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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3067
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Heavy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3065
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3065
Who:
Scout
We are screwed!
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3058
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Scout
Go go go!
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3057
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Heavy
Three!
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3049
Who:
Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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3039
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3030
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Demoman
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3028
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Medic
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3026
Who:
Demoman
Woo-ee!
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3022
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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3017
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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3011
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3010
Who:
Pyro
Demoman is Spy!
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3009
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Heavy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3002
Who:
Heavy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3002
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2995
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Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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2989
Who:
Sniper
Six!
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2981
Who:
Announcer
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2974
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2969
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Sniper
Boom!
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2968
Who:
Heavy
Aagh!
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2967
Who:
Heavy
You are trying my patience!
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2967
Who:
Medic
Thank you doc
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2967
Who:
Pyro
Spy among us...
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2967
Who:
Spy
Thank you
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2962
Who:
Pyro
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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2959
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Soldier
Ah, that was rubbish!
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2955
Who:
Sniper
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2947
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2946
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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2945
Who:
Medic
Two!
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2944
Who:
Announcer
Help!
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2943
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2943
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2940
Who:
Pyro
Ohhhhh...
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2934
Who:
Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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2928
Who:
Engineer
You've done me proud, boys!
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2928
Who:
Soldier
Bloody hell
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2924
Who:
Demoman
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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2922
Who:
Demoman
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2918
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for the teleport
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2917
Who:
Pyro
Oh please!
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2917
Who:
Spy
Keep it up lads!
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2916
Who:
Demoman
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