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Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3021
Who:
Soldier
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3007
Who:
Engineer
Help me pin this down!
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3001
Who:
Sniper
Spy around here!
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3000
Who:
Engineer
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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2997
Who:
Sniper
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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2991
Who:
Demoman
Put teleport here
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2990
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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2989
Who:
Spy
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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2989
Who:
Soldier
Excellent!
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2988
Who:
Medic
You big-head wankers!
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2986
Who:
Sniper
I see ya!
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2982
Who:
Sniper
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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2977
Who:
Announcer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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2975
Who:
Engineer
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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2971
Who:
Soldier
Time to get blottered!
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2957
Who:
Demoman
Run from the Sandvich!
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2957
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2951
Who:
Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2950
Who:
Engineer
High five!
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2945
Who:
Pyro
I feel alive!
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2943
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Heavy
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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2939
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Demoman
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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2938
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Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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2934
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2931
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Sniper
Spy!
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2924
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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2918
Who:
Heavy
Bloody bogan!
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2915
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Sniper
Go go go!
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2912
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Pyro
That'll teach 'em!
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2911
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Demoman
Idiot! Get on the point!
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2911
Who:
Medic
*big laugh*
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2909
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Heavy
Help me defend!
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2908
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Pyro
Nichts da!
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2907
Who:
Medic
Our influence grows!
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2906
Who:
Spy
Stupid bloody spies!
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2904
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2903
Who:
Demoman
We are screwed!
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2900
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2899
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2898
Who:
Engineer
Sniper is Spy!
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2887
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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2877
Who:
Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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2872
Who:
Sniper
Come on, I don't have all day!
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2872
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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2869
Who:
Heavy
Go go go!
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2860
Who:
Heavy
What've we learned? I always win!
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2857
Who:
Scout
That there was a fine piece of work
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2856
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Engineer
Ugh.
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2855
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Demoman
I healed the man who will kill you!
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2848
Who:
Medic
Back-stab that, you snake!
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2846
Who:
Sniper
Haha! Yeah!
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2846
Who:
Pyro
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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2845
Who:
Medic
Three!
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2827
Who:
Announcer
Come on!
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2824
Who:
Pyro
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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2817
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*!
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2815
Who:
Medic
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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2804
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Demoman
*sigh* it was long trip...
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2804
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen!
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2804
Who:
Spy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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2801
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2795
Who:
Pyro
Sentry ahead!
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2793
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2780
Who:
Sniper
Bwa-haha-hah!
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2774
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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2771
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2770
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2764
Who:
Scout
You are trying my patience!
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2758
Who:
Medic
C'mon doc, do it!
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2757
Who:
Scout
Thank you
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2753
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2751
Who:
Pyro
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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2744
Who:
Demoman
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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2741
Who:
Scout
Boom!
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2738
Who:
Heavy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2737
Who:
Demoman
You've done me proud, boys!
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2734
Who:
Soldier
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2733
Who:
Engineer
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2724
Who:
Engineer
Ah, that was rubbish!
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2722
Who:
Sniper
Thank you doc
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2714
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2714
Who:
Sniper
Help me capture!
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2711
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2703
Who:
Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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2702
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2701
Who:
Heavy
New weapon!
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2697
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for the teleport
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2696
Who:
Pyro
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2689
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Soldier
Two!
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2688
Who:
Announcer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2688
Who:
Engineer
Demoman is Spy!
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2687
Who:
Heavy
Good work!
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2686
Who:
Medic
Nine!
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2684
Who:
Announcer
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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2681
Who:
Demoman
That Pyro is a Spy!
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2678
Who:
Engineer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2678
Who:
Scout
Hyaaaa!
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2677
Who:
Medic
Ohhhhh...
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2676
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2676
Who:
Pyro
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