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Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3522
Who:
Spy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3518
Who:
Demoman
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3514
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3499
Who:
Heavy
Denied!
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3497
Who:
Scout
I feel alive!
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3496
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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3493
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3492
Who:
Medic
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3488
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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3483
Who:
Heavy
That'll teach 'em!
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3472
Who:
Demoman
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3458
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3455
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3455
Who:
Soldier
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3447
Who:
Soldier
That Scout is a Spy!
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3446
Who:
Spy
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3444
Who:
Medic
Spy among us...
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3444
Who:
Spy
Spy around here!
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3439
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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3431
Who:
Engineer
We are screwed!
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3431
Who:
Scout
Nichts da!
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3429
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Medic
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3429
Who:
Medic
Giddy up!
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3428
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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3428
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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3425
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Heavy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3416
Who:
Soldier
Another satisfied customer!
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3409
Who:
Engineer
Put teleport here
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3408
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Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3392
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Engineer
Yeah!
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3391
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Heavy
Spy!
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3390
Who:
Soldier
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3384
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Sniper
Time to get blottered!
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3376
Who:
Demoman
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3375
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Sniper
Run from the Sandvich!
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3365
Who:
Heavy
Ugh.
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3362
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3360
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3360
Who:
Soldier
Our influence grows!
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3359
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Spy
No way!
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3355
Who:
Scout
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3345
Who:
Medic
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3345
Who:
Soldier
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3344
Who:
Demoman
Bloody bogan!
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3338
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3335
Who:
Pyro
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3334
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3320
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Demoman
Help me pin this down!
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3314
Who:
Sniper
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3308
Who:
Demoman
No, no, no! The cart!
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3294
Who:
Scout
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3294
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Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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3293
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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3287
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Pyro
Steady, steady...
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3286
Who:
Sniper
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3283
Who:
Engineer
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3282
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Soldier
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3273
Who:
Soldier
High five!
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3273
Who:
Pyro
Aagh!
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3269
Who:
Heavy
Sniper is Spy!
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3268
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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3267
Who:
Medic
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3256
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Scout
You've done me proud, boys!
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3256
Who:
Soldier
What've we learned? I always win!
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3256
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Scout
Woo-ee!
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3250
Who:
Engineer
Help me defend!
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3250
Who:
Pyro
Haha! Yeah!
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3248
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Pyro
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3239
Who:
Sniper
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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3234
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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3233
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3230
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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3223
Who:
Heavy
Demoman is Spy!
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3222
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3222
Who:
Medic
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3214
Who:
Heavy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3210
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Sniper
Gentlemen!
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3210
Who:
Spy
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3205
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Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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3205
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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3202
Who:
Spy
That there was a fine piece of work
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3196
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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3193
Who:
Heavy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3193
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3180
Who:
Demoman
Three!
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3177
Who:
Announcer
Ohhhhh...
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3177
Who:
Heavy
I love my ball!
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3174
Who:
Scout
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3171
Who:
Heavy
Come on!
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3171
Who:
Pyro
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3161
Who:
Medic
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3161
Who:
Scout
You are trying my patience!
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3160
Who:
Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3156
Who:
Sniper
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3148
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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3137
Who:
Medic
Put sentry here
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3136
Who:
Heavy
Thank you doc
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3133
Who:
Pyro
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3132
Who:
Medic
Oh, what's up?
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3130
Who:
Scout
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