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*sings*
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5534
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5527
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
Listens:
5511
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5507
Who:
Medic
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5503
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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5481
Who:
Soldier
Screamin' eagles!
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5481
Who:
Soldier
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5480
Who:
Demoman
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5478
Who:
Scout
Very bad!
Listens:
5473
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5459
Who:
Pyro
Nah
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5458
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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5419
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5403
Who:
Spy
Not good!
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5401
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5392
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5365
Who:
Engineer
I require assistance!
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5365
Who:
Spy
Charge now, doctor!
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5347
Who:
Heavy
No!
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5343
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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5319
Who:
Demoman
Today is a good day!
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5318
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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5297
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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5293
Who:
Engineer
It is good day to be giant man!
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5285
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
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5283
Who:
Demoman
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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5276
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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5263
Who:
Medic
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5260
Who:
Spy
Ah.. crepe!
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5248
Who:
Demoman
So much blood!
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5218
Who:
Heavy
Attack!
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5204
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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5179
Who:
Pyro
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5176
Who:
Demoman
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5167
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
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5163
Who:
Scout
Last one alive, lock the door!
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5155
Who:
Soldier
That wasn't supposed to happen...
Listens:
5150
Who:
Demoman
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5147
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5133
Who:
Sniper
Da, this will work
Listens:
5129
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
Listens:
5125
Who:
Demoman
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
Listens:
5093
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
5088
Who:
Scout
Very good!
Listens:
5063
Who:
Heavy
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
Listens:
5061
Who:
Spy
At ease! *laughs*
Listens:
5053
Who:
Sniper
Who send all these babies to fight?
Listens:
5043
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
Listens:
5039
Who:
Soldier
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
Listens:
5034
Who:
Soldier
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
Listens:
5032
Who:
Scout
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
Listens:
5030
Who:
Scout
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
5029
Who:
Demoman
No!
Listens:
4999
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
Listens:
4999
Who:
Sniper
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
Listens:
4999
Who:
Soldier
Guts and glory lads!
Listens:
4979
Who:
Demoman
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4978
Who:
Medic
Cheers, mate
Listens:
4974
Who:
Demoman
Sentry goin' up!
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4968
Who:
Engineer
This is unnacceptable!
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4961
Who:
Medic
G'day!
Listens:
4961
Who:
Sniper
Piss off, you mongrels!
Listens:
4959
Who:
Sniper
Papers, please!
Listens:
4951
Who:
Medic
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
Listens:
4942
Who:
Engineer
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
Listens:
4941
Who:
Engineer
No!
Listens:
4924
Who:
Heavy
Slap it now!
Listens:
4911
Who:
Spy
Agh, no!
Listens:
4902
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, sweetheart!
Listens:
4901
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap!
Listens:
4897
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4896
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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4858
Who:
Demoman
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
Listens:
4848
Who:
Scout
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4847
Who:
Spy
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
Listens:
4829
Who:
Announcer
Woo!
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4818
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4817
Who:
Sniper
What a disaster!
Listens:
4817
Who:
Spy
Pow!
Listens:
4810
Who:
Engineer
Wunderbar!
Listens:
4807
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4807
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4803
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
Listens:
4799
Who:
Demoman
Five
Listens:
4775
Who:
Announcer
What is your major malfunction, brother?
Listens:
4771
Who:
Scout
Oooh!
Listens:
4742
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, piss
Listens:
4739
Who:
Sniper
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
Listens:
4737
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
4733
Who:
Medic
There can be only one... eye...
Listens:
4732
Who:
Demoman
Ahahahahaha
Listens:
4720
Who:
Pyro
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
Listens:
4716
Who:
Soldier
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
Listens:
4713
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
4707
Who:
Sniper
Holy dooley
Listens:
4706
Who:
Sniper
Everyone back to the base, partner!
Listens:
4706
Who:
Spy
Ding dong!
Listens:
4706
Who:
Scout
America wins again!
Listens:
4704
Who:
Soldier
Two
Listens:
4701
Who:
Announcer
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