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*long laugh*
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5260
Who:
Soldier
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5260
Who:
Scout
Very bad!
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5249
Who:
Heavy
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5248
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5246
Who:
Demoman
I require assistance!
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5243
Who:
Spy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5241
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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5238
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5236
Who:
Spy
Not good!
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5223
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5214
Who:
Heavy
Nah
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5195
Who:
Engineer
This sucks!
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5185
Who:
Scout
No!
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5181
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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5176
Who:
Engineer
Today is a good day!
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5164
Who:
Soldier
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5136
Who:
Heavy
Charge now, doctor!
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5132
Who:
Heavy
So much blood!
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5116
Who:
Heavy
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5113
Who:
Sniper
Screamin' eagles!
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5068
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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5058
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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5058
Who:
Heavy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5054
Who:
Heavy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5045
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5017
Who:
Spy
Help me!
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5013
Who:
Pyro
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5007
Who:
Demoman
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5001
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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4998
Who:
Medic
Ah.. crepe!
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4981
Who:
Demoman
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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4980
Who:
Scout
Da, this will work
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4976
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
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4968
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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4962
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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4951
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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4948
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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4928
Who:
Demoman
Who send all these babies to fight?
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4919
Who:
Heavy
Very good!
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4906
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4904
Who:
Sniper
At ease! *laughs*
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4889
Who:
Sniper
Last one alive, lock the door!
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4883
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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4880
Who:
Scout
This is unnacceptable!
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4840
Who:
Medic
Papers, please!
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4838
Who:
Medic
Pa-pow!
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4833
Who:
Soldier
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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4818
Who:
Demoman
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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4815
Who:
Spy
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4810
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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4805
Who:
Sniper
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4802
Who:
Engineer
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4796
Who:
Medic
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4794
Who:
Engineer
Slap it now!
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4788
Who:
Spy
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4787
Who:
Scout
Guts and glory lads!
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4780
Who:
Demoman
Bloody hell!
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4773
Who:
Demoman
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4744
Who:
Soldier
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4730
Who:
Soldier
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4719
Who:
Scout
No!
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4717
Who:
Scout
G'day!
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4717
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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4710
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4705
Who:
Spy
Agh, no!
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4671
Who:
Demoman
Pow!
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4671
Who:
Engineer
Oh me mother Tilly
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4670
Who:
Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4656
Who:
Sniper
Woo!
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4647
Who:
Scout
No!
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4639
Who:
Heavy
Cheers, mate
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4635
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
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4630
Who:
Scout
New weapon is good!
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4627
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4626
Who:
Sniper
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4616
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*!
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4603
Who:
Medic
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4602
Who:
Spy
Holy dooley
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4596
Who:
Sniper
What a disaster!
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4596
Who:
Spy
Ahahahahaha
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4592
Who:
Pyro
There can be only one... eye...
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4589
Who:
Demoman
Five
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4580
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4556
Who:
Scout
Ding dong!
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4547
Who:
Scout
Ahh, piss
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4544
Who:
Sniper
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4540
Who:
Sniper
America wins again!
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4540
Who:
Soldier
Oooh!
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4539
Who:
Heavy
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4538
Who:
Scout
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4535
Who:
Soldier
Wunderbar!
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4524
Who:
Medic
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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4524
Who:
Announcer
Two
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4523
Who:
Announcer
Excellent!
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4520
Who:
Pyro
I am very happy!
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4519
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4510
Who:
Engineer
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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4503
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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4501
Who:
Demoman
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
Listens:
4487
Who:
Scout
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