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Yeah!
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5448
Who:
Engineer
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
Listens:
5441
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5440
Who:
Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5426
Who:
Sniper
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5423
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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5420
Who:
Soldier
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5413
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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5400
Who:
Pyro
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5397
Who:
Demoman
Very bad!
Listens:
5385
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
Listens:
5358
Who:
Spy
Not good!
Listens:
5350
Who:
Heavy
Nah
Listens:
5342
Who:
Engineer
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
Listens:
5340
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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5322
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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5314
Who:
Engineer
Screamin' eagles!
Listens:
5310
Who:
Soldier
Charge now, doctor!
Listens:
5301
Who:
Heavy
No!
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5289
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
Listens:
5274
Who:
Heavy
Today is a good day!
Listens:
5269
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
Listens:
5219
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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5209
Who:
Heavy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5193
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5182
Who:
Spy
So much blood!
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5181
Who:
Heavy
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
Listens:
5172
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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5169
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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5167
Who:
Demoman
Ah.. crepe!
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5148
Who:
Demoman
Help me!
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5145
Who:
Pyro
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5122
Who:
Demoman
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5118
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
Listens:
5115
Who:
Demoman
The medal, it is so tiny!
Listens:
5107
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
Listens:
5091
Who:
Scout
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5086
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
Listens:
5076
Who:
Sniper
Da, this will work
Listens:
5068
Who:
Heavy
Last one alive, lock the door!
Listens:
5059
Who:
Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
Listens:
5054
Who:
Soldier
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
Listens:
5027
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
Listens:
5023
Who:
Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
Listens:
5015
Who:
Spy
At ease! *laughs*
Listens:
5010
Who:
Sniper
Very good!
Listens:
5004
Who:
Heavy
Who send all these babies to fight?
Listens:
5002
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
Listens:
4968
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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4955
Who:
Sniper
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
Listens:
4951
Who:
Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
Listens:
4951
Who:
Soldier
This is unnacceptable!
Listens:
4933
Who:
Medic
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
4929
Who:
Demoman
Papers, please!
Listens:
4916
Who:
Medic
Guts and glory lads!
Listens:
4915
Who:
Demoman
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
Listens:
4911
Who:
Medic
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
Listens:
4907
Who:
Soldier
No!
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4903
Who:
Scout
G'day!
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4902
Who:
Sniper
Cheers, mate
Listens:
4899
Who:
Demoman
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
Listens:
4896
Who:
Engineer
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
Listens:
4891
Who:
Engineer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
Listens:
4890
Who:
Scout
Slap it now!
Listens:
4869
Who:
Spy
No!
Listens:
4839
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
Listens:
4831
Who:
Soldier
Agh, no!
Listens:
4830
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4815
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
Listens:
4813
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
Listens:
4810
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap!
Listens:
4798
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you mongrels!
Listens:
4782
Who:
Sniper
Pow!
Listens:
4764
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna lay you out!
Listens:
4760
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
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4760
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4758
Who:
Sniper
Sentry goin' up!
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4755
Who:
Engineer
What a disaster!
Listens:
4755
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
Listens:
4737
Who:
Scout
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
Listens:
4736
Who:
Scout
Five
Listens:
4716
Who:
Announcer
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
Listens:
4710
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
Listens:
4706
Who:
Demoman
Wunderbar!
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4695
Who:
Medic
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4694
Who:
Spy
There can be only one... eye...
Listens:
4693
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
4690
Who:
Medic
Ahh, piss
Listens:
4683
Who:
Sniper
Ahahahahaha
Listens:
4683
Who:
Pyro
Holy dooley
Listens:
4682
Who:
Sniper
Everyone back to the base, partner!
Listens:
4682
Who:
Spy
New weapon is good!
Listens:
4681
Who:
Heavy
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
Listens:
4672
Who:
Heavy
Oooh!
Listens:
4671
Who:
Heavy
What is your major malfunction, brother?
Listens:
4667
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4660
Who:
Scout
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
4656
Who:
Sniper
Ding dong!
Listens:
4655
Who:
Scout
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
Listens:
4646
Who:
Soldier
America wins again!
Listens:
4645
Who:
Soldier
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