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Yeah!
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5396
Who:
Engineer
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
Listens:
5396
Who:
Sniper
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
Listens:
5393
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5391
Who:
Sniper
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5388
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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5380
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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5377
Who:
Pyro
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
Listens:
5372
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5364
Who:
Demoman
Very bad!
Listens:
5359
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
Listens:
5334
Who:
Spy
Not good!
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5333
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
Listens:
5308
Who:
Spy
Nah
Listens:
5303
Who:
Engineer
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5290
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5269
Who:
Engineer
No!
Listens:
5261
Who:
Sniper
Charge now, doctor!
Listens:
5258
Who:
Heavy
Screamin' eagles!
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5241
Who:
Soldier
Today is a good day!
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5240
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
Listens:
5224
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
5186
Who:
Engineer
So much blood!
Listens:
5167
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5162
Who:
Spy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5149
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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5134
Who:
Medic
Help me!
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5131
Who:
Heavy
Help me!
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5127
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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5125
Who:
Demoman
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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5118
Who:
Scout
Ah.. crepe!
Listens:
5107
Who:
Demoman
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5102
Who:
Heavy
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5099
Who:
Demoman
The medal, it is so tiny!
Listens:
5083
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5052
Who:
Demoman
Zwoosh!
Listens:
5048
Who:
Scout
Bloody hell!
Listens:
5044
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
Listens:
5041
Who:
Sniper
Da, this will work
Listens:
5039
Who:
Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
Listens:
5037
Who:
Soldier
Last one alive, lock the door!
Listens:
5027
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
4995
Who:
Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
Listens:
4993
Who:
Spy
At ease! *laughs*
Listens:
4993
Who:
Sniper
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
Listens:
4989
Who:
Demoman
Who send all these babies to fight?
Listens:
4988
Who:
Heavy
Very good!
Listens:
4975
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
Listens:
4947
Who:
Soldier
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
Listens:
4933
Who:
Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
Listens:
4933
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
Listens:
4930
Who:
Sniper
Papers, please!
Listens:
4901
Who:
Medic
This is unnacceptable!
Listens:
4898
Who:
Medic
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
Listens:
4895
Who:
Medic
Guts and glory lads!
Listens:
4888
Who:
Demoman
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4883
Who:
Engineer
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
4881
Who:
Demoman
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
Listens:
4875
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, mate
Listens:
4874
Who:
Demoman
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
Listens:
4873
Who:
Soldier
No!
Listens:
4867
Who:
Scout
G'day!
Listens:
4866
Who:
Sniper
Slap it now!
Listens:
4857
Who:
Spy
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
Listens:
4852
Who:
Scout
No!
Listens:
4816
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
Listens:
4802
Who:
Soldier
Agh, no!
Listens:
4798
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
Listens:
4789
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
Listens:
4789
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
Listens:
4754
Who:
Scout
Pow!
Listens:
4754
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels!
Listens:
4753
Who:
Sniper
The Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4739
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna lay you out!
Listens:
4720
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
Listens:
4714
Who:
Scout
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
Listens:
4709
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
Listens:
4707
Who:
Scout
Five
Listens:
4695
Who:
Announcer
What a disaster!
Listens:
4695
Who:
Spy
Sentry goin' up!
Listens:
4692
Who:
Engineer
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
Listens:
4687
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
4672
Who:
Medic
New weapon is good!
Listens:
4672
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley
Listens:
4671
Who:
Sniper
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
Listens:
4669
Who:
Spy
Everyone back to the base, partner!
Listens:
4667
Who:
Spy
There can be only one... eye...
Listens:
4665
Who:
Demoman
Ahahahahaha
Listens:
4664
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
Listens:
4658
Who:
Demoman
Ahh, piss
Listens:
4656
Who:
Sniper
Oooh!
Listens:
4652
Who:
Heavy
Wunderbar!
Listens:
4652
Who:
Medic
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
Listens:
4647
Who:
Heavy
Ding dong!
Listens:
4642
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4636
Who:
Scout
What is your major malfunction, brother?
Listens:
4633
Who:
Scout
America wins again!
Listens:
4626
Who:
Soldier
Two
Listens:
4625
Who:
Announcer
I am very happy!
Listens:
4624
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
4621
Who:
Sniper
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