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*sharp pain*
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5364
Who:
Heavy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5362
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
Listens:
5358
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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5355
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5354
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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5349
Who:
Soldier
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5347
Who:
Demoman
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
Listens:
5340
Who:
Scout
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5337
Who:
Heavy
Very bad!
Listens:
5328
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
Listens:
5324
Who:
Spy
Not good!
Listens:
5301
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
Listens:
5294
Who:
Spy
Nah
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5279
Who:
Engineer
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
Listens:
5270
Who:
Heavy
No!
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5249
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
Listens:
5248
Who:
Engineer
Today is a good day!
Listens:
5227
Who:
Soldier
Charge now, doctor!
Listens:
5216
Who:
Heavy
Screamin' eagles!
Listens:
5196
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
Listens:
5174
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
5160
Who:
Engineer
So much blood!
Listens:
5160
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5134
Who:
Spy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5127
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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5114
Who:
Medic
Help me!
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5112
Who:
Pyro
Help me!
Listens:
5098
Who:
Heavy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5090
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5088
Who:
Demoman
Ah.. crepe!
Listens:
5081
Who:
Demoman
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
Listens:
5077
Who:
Scout
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
Listens:
5076
Who:
Demoman
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5067
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
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5027
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
Listens:
5026
Who:
Soldier
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5018
Who:
Demoman
Da, this will work
Listens:
5014
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5012
Who:
Sniper
Last one alive, lock the door!
Listens:
4990
Who:
Soldier
Who send all these babies to fight?
Listens:
4975
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
Listens:
4972
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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4966
Who:
Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
Listens:
4960
Who:
Spy
At ease! *laughs*
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4957
Who:
Sniper
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
Listens:
4957
Who:
Demoman
Very good!
Listens:
4954
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
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4923
Who:
Soldier
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4919
Who:
Soldier
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
Listens:
4906
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
Listens:
4898
Who:
Sniper
Papers, please!
Listens:
4890
Who:
Medic
This is unnacceptable!
Listens:
4872
Who:
Medic
Guts and glory lads!
Listens:
4870
Who:
Demoman
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4860
Who:
Engineer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4859
Who:
Engineer
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4853
Who:
Medic
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4851
Who:
Soldier
G'day!
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4845
Who:
Sniper
Slap it now!
Listens:
4836
Who:
Spy
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
4827
Who:
Demoman
Cheers, mate
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4826
Who:
Demoman
No!
Listens:
4826
Who:
Scout
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
Listens:
4823
Who:
Scout
C'mere, sweetheart!
Listens:
4794
Who:
Soldier
Agh, no!
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4771
Who:
Demoman
No!
Listens:
4771
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
Listens:
4771
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
Listens:
4767
Who:
Spy
Pow!
Listens:
4745
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels!
Listens:
4734
Who:
Sniper
The Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4723
Who:
Sniper
Aw, crap!
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4715
Who:
Scout
Woo!
Listens:
4696
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
Listens:
4688
Who:
Engineer
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4684
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4682
Who:
Scout
Five
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4666
Who:
Announcer
New weapon is good!
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4662
Who:
Heavy
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4662
Who:
Spy
What a disaster!
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4660
Who:
Spy
Holy dooley
Listens:
4658
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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4657
Who:
Medic
There can be only one... eye...
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4655
Who:
Demoman
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4653
Who:
Spy
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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4647
Who:
Announcer
Ahahahahaha
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4647
Who:
Pyro
Sentry goin' up!
Listens:
4633
Who:
Engineer
Ahh, piss
Listens:
4629
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
Listens:
4625
Who:
Demoman
Ding dong!
Listens:
4624
Who:
Scout
Oooh!
Listens:
4620
Who:
Heavy
Wunderbar!
Listens:
4614
Who:
Medic
America wins again!
Listens:
4610
Who:
Soldier
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
Listens:
4608
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
4608
Who:
Sniper
Two
Listens:
4606
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
Listens:
4604
Who:
Scout
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
Listens:
4602
Who:
Soldier
What is your major malfunction, brother?
Listens:
4600
Who:
Scout
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