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Yeah!
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5491
Who:
Engineer
Eat it fatty!
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5490
Who:
Scout
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5488
Who:
Medic
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5481
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5453
Who:
Sniper
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5450
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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5448
Who:
Soldier
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5430
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5427
Who:
Pyro
Very bad!
Listens:
5409
Who:
Heavy
Nah
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5384
Who:
Engineer
Screamin' eagles!
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5382
Who:
Soldier
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5377
Who:
Spy
Not good!
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5374
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5371
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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5343
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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5339
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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5338
Who:
Engineer
No!
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5317
Who:
Sniper
Charge now, doctor!
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5315
Who:
Heavy
Today is a good day!
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5281
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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5254
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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5248
Who:
Heavy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5229
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5228
Who:
Demoman
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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5225
Who:
Scout
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5210
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5204
Who:
Medic
So much blood!
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5200
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
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5196
Who:
Demoman
Ah.. crepe!
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5193
Who:
Demoman
Help me!
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5157
Who:
Pyro
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5149
Who:
Demoman
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5142
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
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5132
Who:
Scout
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5127
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5106
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5096
Who:
Sniper
Da, this will work
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5095
Who:
Heavy
Last one alive, lock the door!
Listens:
5087
Who:
Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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5071
Who:
Soldier
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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5062
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
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5057
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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5046
Who:
Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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5040
Who:
Spy
Very good!
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5026
Who:
Heavy
At ease! *laughs*
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5020
Who:
Sniper
Who send all these babies to fight?
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5017
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
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5008
Who:
Soldier
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4984
Who:
Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4983
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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4976
Who:
Sniper
Oh me mother Tilly
Listens:
4971
Who:
Demoman
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
Listens:
4964
Who:
Scout
No!
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4946
Who:
Scout
This is unnacceptable!
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4944
Who:
Medic
Guts and glory lads!
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4941
Who:
Demoman
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4939
Who:
Soldier
Papers, please!
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4932
Who:
Medic
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4930
Who:
Medic
Cheers, mate
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4927
Who:
Demoman
G'day!
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4924
Who:
Sniper
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4916
Who:
Engineer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4913
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4893
Who:
Sniper
Slap it now!
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4885
Who:
Spy
Agh, no!
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4861
Who:
Demoman
No!
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4857
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4856
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap!
Listens:
4852
Who:
Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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4849
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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4835
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4830
Who:
Spy
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4803
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4797
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
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4792
Who:
Scout
What a disaster!
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4788
Who:
Spy
Pow!
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4783
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4782
Who:
Sniper
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
Listens:
4764
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4759
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4751
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4749
Who:
Scout
Five
Listens:
4738
Who:
Announcer
Wunderbar!
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4737
Who:
Medic
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4733
Who:
Scout
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4712
Who:
Spy
There can be only one... eye...
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4706
Who:
Demoman
Ahh, piss
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4705
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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4703
Who:
Medic
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4698
Who:
Spy
Ahahahahaha
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4694
Who:
Pyro
Oooh!
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4691
Who:
Heavy
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
Listens:
4691
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley
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4691
Who:
Sniper
New weapon is good!
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4682
Who:
Heavy
America wins again!
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4673
Who:
Soldier
Ding dong!
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4672
Who:
Scout
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4671
Who:
Sniper
Two
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4666
Who:
Announcer
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