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Yeah!
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5480
Who:
Engineer
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5476
Who:
Medic
Eat it fatty!
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5471
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5464
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5439
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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5433
Who:
Soldier
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5430
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5419
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5413
Who:
Pyro
Very bad!
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5401
Who:
Heavy
Not good!
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5368
Who:
Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5368
Who:
Spy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5360
Who:
Heavy
Nah
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5359
Who:
Engineer
Screamin' eagles!
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5359
Who:
Soldier
I require assistance!
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5332
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5322
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5321
Who:
Engineer
Charge now, doctor!
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5312
Who:
Heavy
No!
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5307
Who:
Sniper
Today is a good day!
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5277
Who:
Soldier
Help me!
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5235
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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5234
Who:
Engineer
It is good day to be giant man!
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5211
Who:
Heavy
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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5202
Who:
Scout
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5201
Who:
Spy
So much blood!
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5194
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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5193
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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5187
Who:
Medic
Ah.. crepe!
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5172
Who:
Demoman
Bloody hell!
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5161
Who:
Demoman
Help me!
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5152
Who:
Pyro
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5140
Who:
Demoman
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5134
Who:
Heavy
Zwoosh!
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5126
Who:
Scout
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5119
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5101
Who:
Demoman
Da, this will work
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5089
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5084
Who:
Sniper
Last one alive, lock the door!
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5078
Who:
Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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5064
Who:
Soldier
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
Listens:
5053
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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5035
Who:
Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
Listens:
5029
Who:
Spy
Very good!
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5024
Who:
Heavy
At ease! *laughs*
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5013
Who:
Sniper
Who send all these babies to fight?
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5011
Who:
Heavy
Pa-pow!
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4992
Who:
Soldier
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4976
Who:
Soldier
Attack!
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4971
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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4969
Who:
Sniper
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4969
Who:
Scout
Oh me mother Tilly
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4962
Who:
Demoman
This is unnacceptable!
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4938
Who:
Medic
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4938
Who:
Scout
Guts and glory lads!
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4930
Who:
Demoman
No!
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4928
Who:
Scout
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4928
Who:
Soldier
Papers, please!
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4922
Who:
Medic
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4921
Who:
Medic
Cheers, mate
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4913
Who:
Demoman
G'day!
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4912
Who:
Sniper
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4908
Who:
Engineer
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4905
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4882
Who:
Sniper
Slap it now!
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4874
Who:
Spy
Agh, no!
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4856
Who:
Demoman
No!
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4851
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4840
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap!
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4829
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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4825
Who:
Demoman
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4821
Who:
Spy
Sentry goin' up!
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4802
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
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4785
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4784
Who:
Engineer
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4781
Who:
Scout
What a disaster!
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4775
Who:
Spy
Pow!
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4775
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4771
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
Listens:
4749
Who:
Scout
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
Listens:
4741
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4739
Who:
Demoman
Five
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4727
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4722
Who:
Scout
Wunderbar!
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4719
Who:
Medic
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4717
Who:
Scout
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4705
Who:
Spy
Ahh, piss
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4702
Who:
Sniper
There can be only one... eye...
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4697
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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4696
Who:
Medic
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4693
Who:
Spy
Holy dooley
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4690
Who:
Sniper
Ahahahahaha
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4689
Who:
Pyro
New weapon is good!
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4681
Who:
Heavy
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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4680
Who:
Heavy
Oooh!
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4674
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
Listens:
4665
Who:
Sniper
Ding dong!
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4665
Who:
Scout
America wins again!
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4660
Who:
Soldier
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4655
Who:
Soldier
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