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*happy laugh*
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1722
Who:
Soldier
*grumbles*
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1721
Who:
Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1721
Who:
Sniper
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1720
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1719
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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1715
Who:
Spy
Dude, we're on fire!
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1714
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1713
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1712
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1712
Who:
Sniper
You got anything smart to say now?
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1711
Who:
Scout
Teleporter goin' up!
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1706
Who:
Engineer
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1706
Who:
Engineer
Did you think I would forget you?
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1702
Who:
Heavy
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1698
Who:
Sniper
Hey... I'm flying!
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1696
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1692
Who:
Engineer
All in a day's work!
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1691
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1688
Who:
Sniper
Hold still!
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1686
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1686
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1685
Who:
Soldier
Did you think you could beat me?
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1683
Who:
Heavy
Look at me, ma!
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1683
Who:
Scout
I can not believe this!
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1682
Who:
Scout
Take that!
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1682
Who:
Heavy
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1677
Who:
Demoman
The teleporter goes here!
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1677
Who:
Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1677
Who:
Spy
Dominated, fat man!
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1674
Who:
Engineer
Your luck runs out!
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1673
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1672
Who:
Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1672
Who:
Scout
Bah!
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1671
Who:
Demoman
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1671
Who:
Heavy
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1671
Who:
Demoman
Doctor!
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1670
Who:
Medic
Hee-yaw!
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1666
Who:
Engineer
Pfffft!
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1666
Who:
Scout
I have squashed you like bug!
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1664
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1662
Who:
Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1659
Who:
Soldier
Ready to charge!
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1657
Who:
Medic
Gah!
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1657
Who:
Sniper
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1656
Who:
Scout
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1655
Who:
Heavy
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1655
Who:
Soldier
Assistance bitte!
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1654
Who:
Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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1654
Who:
Soldier
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1652
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1651
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1647
Who:
Engineer
Some assistance, please!
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1646
Who:
Spy
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1644
Who:
Announcer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1640
Who:
Sniper
Mach schnell!
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1638
Who:
Medic
Spy in our midst, men!
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1638
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1638
Who:
Spy
Fire!
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1634
Who:
Engineer
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1631
Who:
Demoman
Aw, shucks
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1627
Who:
Engineer
I should have done this long ago!
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1625
Who:
Heavy
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1624
Who:
Engineer
No other class gonna do that!
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1622
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1621
Who:
Sniper
You. Are. Terrible!
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1619
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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1618
Who:
Medic
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1618
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1618
Who:
Spy
I am big war hero!
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1617
Who:
Heavy
You died as you lived, running away!
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1616
Who:
Spy
You will not be missed!
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1614
Who:
Soldier
Weak!
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1613
Who:
Scout
Humiliating defeat!
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1613
Who:
Announcer
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1613
Who:
Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1613
Who:
Engineer
Woo!
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1611
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1609
Who:
Sniper
That's where books get you, professor!
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1608
Who:
Soldier
Heavy load comin' through!
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1608
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1607
Who:
Soldier
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1607
Who:
Announcer
We have succeeded!
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1605
Who:
Announcer
Thanks lad!
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1603
Who:
Demoman
You were always a disappointment...
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1603
Who:
Announcer
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1601
Who:
Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1598
Who:
Scout
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1597
Who:
Spy
Cowboy up!
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1596
Who:
Engineer
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1595
Who:
Demoman
Spy around here!
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1594
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1594
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1592
Who:
Engineer
Amazing, camarade!
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1592
Who:
Medic
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1590
Who:
Announcer
Well... alright!
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1590
Who:
Demoman
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1590
Who:
Sniper
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1590
Who:
Soldier
*big laugh*
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1590
Who:
Heavy
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1590
Who:
Soldier
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