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Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1602
Who:
Medic
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1596
Who:
Heavy
Pfffft!
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1593
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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1592
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1591
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1590
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1589
Who:
Soldier
The teleporter goes here!
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1588
Who:
Medic
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1586
Who:
Announcer
I have squashed you like bug!
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1586
Who:
Heavy
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1585
Who:
Engineer
All in a day's work!
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1585
Who:
Spy
Take that!
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1583
Who:
Heavy
*grumbles*
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1582
Who:
Sniper
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1582
Who:
Engineer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1581
Who:
Sniper
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1581
Who:
Soldier
You're making me very cross!
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1580
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1578
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1575
Who:
Spy
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1573
Who:
Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1573
Who:
Scout
Dominated, fat man!
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1573
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1572
Who:
Engineer
Assistance bitte!
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1572
Who:
Medic
Gah!
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1570
Who:
Sniper
Hee-yaw!
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1569
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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1568
Who:
Sniper
Hoo-ahh!
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1566
Who:
Soldier
Bah!
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1563
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1562
Who:
Demoman
Fire!
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1562
Who:
Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1562
Who:
Scout
You will not be missed!
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1562
Who:
Soldier
Ready to charge!
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1561
Who:
Medic
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1558
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1558
Who:
Sniper
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1556
Who:
Announcer
Hold still!
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1553
Who:
Sniper
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1552
Who:
Spy
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1551
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1550
Who:
Demoman
Humiliating defeat!
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1550
Who:
Announcer
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1549
Who:
Soldier
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1548
Who:
Demoman
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1545
Who:
Engineer
You died as you lived, running away!
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1542
Who:
Spy
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1541
Who:
Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
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1539
Who:
Scout
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1539
Who:
Soldier
You. Are. Terrible!
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1538
Who:
Scout
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1537
Who:
Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1537
Who:
Scout
Mach schnell!
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1536
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
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1536
Who:
Medic
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1532
Who:
Spy
Some assistance, please!
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1530
Who:
Spy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1530
Who:
Sniper
We have succeeded!
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1529
Who:
Announcer
Need some help here!
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1527
Who:
Sniper
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1526
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1520
Who:
Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1519
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1519
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1518
Who:
Soldier
You have done well!
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1512
Who:
Spy
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1512
Who:
Spy
Next time, try two eyes!
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1512
Who:
Scout
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1512
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
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1511
Who:
Heavy
Hey... I'm flying!
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1510
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1508
Who:
Sniper
Batta-swing!
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1508
Who:
Scout
Heil us!
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1504
Who:
Medic
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1504
Who:
Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1503
Who:
Announcer
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1502
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Soldier
Spy around here!
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1499
Who:
Demoman
Teleporter goin' up!
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1499
Who:
Engineer
You were always a disappointment...
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1499
Who:
Announcer
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1499
Who:
Spy
Well... alright!
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1498
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1496
Who:
Engineer
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1496
Who:
Sniper
We have lost the center control point!
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1495
Who:
Announcer
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1494
Who:
Engineer
Security Warning!
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1493
Who:
Announcer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1492
Who:
Soldier
N-augh!
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1491
Who:
Spy
I will never stop killing you!
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1490
Who:
Scout
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1488
Who:
Engineer
Did you think you could beat me?
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1488
Who:
Heavy
No other class gonna do that!
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1488
Who:
Scout
Stop the courier!
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1487
Who:
Announcer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1486
Who:
Sniper
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1485
Who:
Demoman
Los weiter!
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1485
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1484
Who:
Engineer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1484
Who:
Soldier
Charge me doc!
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1483
Who:
Engineer
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