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*sharp pain*
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1747
Who:
Medic
*grumbles*
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1746
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1745
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1745
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1745
Who:
Heavy
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1745
Who:
Sniper
You got anything smart to say now?
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1743
Who:
Scout
Hey... I'm flying!
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1743
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1740
Who:
Sniper
Hold still!
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1740
Who:
Sniper
Dude, we're on fire!
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1739
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1738
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1737
Who:
Sniper
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1735
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1734
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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1731
Who:
Spy
Teleporter goin' up!
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1728
Who:
Engineer
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1725
Who:
Soldier
Did you think I would forget you?
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1721
Who:
Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1719
Who:
Spy
Did you think you could beat me?
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1715
Who:
Heavy
All in a day's work!
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1713
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1713
Who:
Soldier
Your luck runs out!
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1705
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1704
Who:
Announcer
Take that!
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1704
Who:
Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1704
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1703
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1701
Who:
Engineer
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1701
Who:
Demoman
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1700
Who:
Scout
I can not believe this!
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1699
Who:
Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1699
Who:
Sniper
Look at me, ma!
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1697
Who:
Scout
Dominated, fat man!
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1691
Who:
Engineer
Aw, shucks
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1690
Who:
Engineer
Doctor!
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1689
Who:
Medic
The teleporter goes here!
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1688
Who:
Medic
Bah!
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1687
Who:
Demoman
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1686
Who:
Demoman
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1685
Who:
Heavy
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1683
Who:
Heavy
I have squashed you like bug!
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1682
Who:
Heavy
Gah!
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1681
Who:
Sniper
Pfffft!
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1680
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1680
Who:
Soldier
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1677
Who:
Scout
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1675
Who:
Engineer
Hee-yaw!
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1674
Who:
Engineer
Ready to charge!
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1671
Who:
Medic
Assistance bitte!
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1671
Who:
Medic
Some assistance, please!
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1671
Who:
Spy
Hoo-ahh!
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1670
Who:
Soldier
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1669
Who:
Announcer
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1669
Who:
Soldier
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1668
Who:
Sniper
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1666
Who:
Demoman
Spy in our midst, men!
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1660
Who:
Soldier
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1659
Who:
Announcer
You. Are. Terrible!
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1659
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1657
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1655
Who:
Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1655
Who:
Heavy
Mach schnell!
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1653
Who:
Medic
Woo!
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1653
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1652
Who:
Soldier
Fire!
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1649
Who:
Engineer
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1648
Who:
Engineer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1647
Who:
Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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1646
Who:
Medic
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1645
Who:
Spy
Weak!
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1645
Who:
Scout
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1643
Who:
Soldier
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1641
Who:
Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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1641
Who:
Scout
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1638
Who:
Sniper
No worries!
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1637
Who:
Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1637
Who:
Spy
You died as you lived, running away!
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1635
Who:
Spy
Thanks lad!
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1633
Who:
Demoman
That's where books get you, professor!
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1629
Who:
Soldier
Well... alright!
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1628
Who:
Demoman
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1627
Who:
Demoman
Amazing, camarade!
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1627
Who:
Medic
You will not be missed!
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1627
Who:
Soldier
I am big war hero!
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1626
Who:
Heavy
Humiliating defeat!
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1626
Who:
Announcer
*hawk* *spit*
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1624
Who:
Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1624
Who:
Engineer
Bugger!
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1623
Who:
Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1623
Who:
Soldier
You were always a disappointment...
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1623
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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1621
Who:
Demoman
We have succeeded!
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1619
Who:
Announcer
*grumble*
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1619
Who:
Sniper
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1618
Who:
Soldier
Cowboy up!
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1617
Who:
Engineer
Spy around here!
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1616
Who:
Demoman
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1616
Who:
Announcer
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1615
Who:
Demoman
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