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Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1448
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Sniper
I'm burnin' up
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1447
Who:
Engineer
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1446
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1445
Who:
Demoman
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1445
Who:
Engineer
Ready to charge!
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1444
Who:
Medic
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1442
Who:
Announcer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1442
Who:
Spy
Hell, men...
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1440
Who:
Soldier
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1440
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1440
Who:
Soldier
Pfffft!
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1437
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1437
Who:
Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1436
Who:
Engineer
We have succeeded!
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1435
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Announcer
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1434
Who:
Announcer
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1433
Who:
Demoman
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1432
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Soldier
Dominated, fat man!
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1431
Who:
Engineer
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1427
Who:
Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1427
Who:
Scout
You died as you lived, running away!
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1425
Who:
Spy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1424
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Sniper
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1422
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Spy
Help!
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1421
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Spy
You got anything smart to say now?
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1420
Who:
Scout
You were always a disappointment...
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1420
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1418
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1414
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1413
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Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1412
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Spy
I have new weapon!
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1412
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Heavy
You have done well!
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1411
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Spy
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1411
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Demoman
Some assistance, please!
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1409
Who:
Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1406
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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1403
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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1401
Who:
Engineer
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1401
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Spy
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1399
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Sniper
Fire!
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1398
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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1397
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Medic
We have lost the center control point!
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1395
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Announcer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1395
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Sniper
Doctor!
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1393
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Medic
Need some help here!
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1392
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Sniper
Gah!
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1391
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Sniper
*grumbles*
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1391
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1391
Who:
Soldier
Hold still!
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1389
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Sniper
Take that!
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1389
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1388
Who:
Soldier
Bah!
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1387
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1386
Who:
Medic
You're making me very cross!
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1385
Who:
Demoman
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1385
Who:
Engineer
Stop the courier!
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1384
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Announcer
Security Warning!
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1383
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Announcer
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1382
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Scout
Mach schnell!
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1381
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Medic
Next time, try two eyes!
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1378
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Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1377
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Sniper
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1376
Who:
Demoman
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1375
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Engineer
Hee-yaw!
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1373
Who:
Engineer
I will never stop killing you!
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1373
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Scout
We've failed, men
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1371
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Soldier
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1371
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Spy
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1371
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Soldier
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1370
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Sniper
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1370
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Spy
Well... alright!
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1369
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Demoman
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1362
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Engineer
Charge me doc!
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1360
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Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1359
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Soldier
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1356
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Engineer
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1353
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Scout
That was too easy mate!
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1353
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
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1353
Who:
Heavy
I'm dyin' here!
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1351
Who:
Scout
This one's ours now!
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1350
Who:
Sniper
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1348
Who:
Engineer
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1347
Who:
Demoman
N-augh!
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1346
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Spy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1346
Who:
Heavy
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1346
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1345
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Announcer
Spy around here!
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1345
Who:
Demoman
Amazing, camarade!
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1345
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Medic
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1345
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Soldier
Good times!
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1344
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Heavy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1344
Who:
Demoman
I am big war hero!
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1343
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Heavy
No other class gonna do that!
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1343
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Scout
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1342
Who:
Scout
Teleporter goin' up!
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1341
Who:
Engineer
Thanks lad!
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1338
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Demoman
Los weiter!
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1337
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Medic
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1335
Who:
Demoman
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1335
Who:
Demoman
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