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Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1616
Who:
Medic
I can not believe this!
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1616
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1614
Who:
Scout
Did you think I would forget you?
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1613
Who:
Heavy
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1610
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1608
Who:
Sniper
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1608
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1606
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1602
Who:
Soldier
Pfffft!
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1601
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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1600
Who:
Medic
*grumbles*
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1599
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1598
Who:
Soldier
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1596
Who:
Engineer
I have squashed you like bug!
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1596
Who:
Heavy
You're making me very cross!
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1595
Who:
Demoman
All in a day's work!
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1595
Who:
Spy
Take that!
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1593
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1593
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1592
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1590
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1589
Who:
Announcer
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1589
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1588
Who:
Sniper
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1587
Who:
Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1586
Who:
Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1586
Who:
Spy
Bah!
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1585
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1583
Who:
Engineer
Hee-yaw!
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1582
Who:
Engineer
Hoo-ahh!
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1582
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, fat man!
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1582
Who:
Engineer
Gah!
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1579
Who:
Sniper
Assistance bitte!
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1577
Who:
Medic
Ready to charge!
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1575
Who:
Medic
Hold still!
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1575
Who:
Sniper
Fire!
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1573
Who:
Engineer
You will not be missed!
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1568
Who:
Soldier
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1566
Who:
Heavy
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1565
Who:
Spy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1565
Who:
Announcer
No worries!
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1563
Who:
Sniper
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1561
Who:
Demoman
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1559
Who:
Demoman
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1559
Who:
Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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1557
Who:
Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1557
Who:
Scout
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1556
Who:
Soldier
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1552
Who:
Sniper
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1551
Who:
Engineer
Humiliating defeat!
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1551
Who:
Announcer
You died as you lived, running away!
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1549
Who:
Spy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1546
Who:
Scout
You. Are. Terrible!
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1545
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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1542
Who:
Medic
Batta-swing!
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1542
Who:
Scout
Your luck runs out!
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1541
Who:
Heavy
Need some help here!
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1540
Who:
Sniper
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1540
Who:
Scout
We have succeeded!
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1539
Who:
Announcer
Mach schnell!
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1539
Who:
Medic
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1538
Who:
Spy
Some assistance, please!
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1538
Who:
Spy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1538
Who:
Sniper
Hey... I'm flying!
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1532
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1530
Who:
Spy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1527
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1527
Who:
Soldier
Heil us!
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1524
Who:
Medic
Next time, try two eyes!
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1524
Who:
Scout
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1524
Who:
Soldier
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1523
Who:
Scout
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1523
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1522
Who:
Soldier
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1521
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1520
Who:
Announcer
*big laugh*
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1519
Who:
Heavy
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1517
Who:
Spy
You have done well!
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1516
Who:
Spy
Teleporter goin' up!
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1512
Who:
Engineer
You were always a disappointment...
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1512
Who:
Announcer
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1511
Who:
Scout
Well... alright!
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1510
Who:
Demoman
Spy around here!
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1508
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1507
Who:
Engineer
No other class gonna do that!
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1506
Who:
Scout
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1506
Who:
Spy
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1505
Who:
Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1503
Who:
Soldier
We have lost the center control point!
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1502
Who:
Announcer
Did you think you could beat me?
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1502
Who:
Heavy
Security Warning!
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1501
Who:
Announcer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1501
Who:
Soldier
Los weiter!
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1499
Who:
Medic
Spy in our midst, men!
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1498
Who:
Soldier
N-augh!
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1497
Who:
Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1496
Who:
Sniper
I will never stop killing you!
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1496
Who:
Scout
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1495
Who:
Demoman
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1495
Who:
Engineer
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