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The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1647
Who:
Scout
Dude, we're on fire!
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1644
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1644
Who:
Sniper
Look at me, ma!
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1643
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1642
Who:
Medic
The teleporter goes here!
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1641
Who:
Medic
I can not believe this!
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1640
Who:
Scout
Sorry!
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1640
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1639
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1639
Who:
Sniper
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1636
Who:
Sniper
You're making me very cross!
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1634
Who:
Demoman
All in a day's work!
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1629
Who:
Spy
You got anything smart to say now?
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1626
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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1625
Who:
Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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1625
Who:
Soldier
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1624
Who:
Engineer
Pfffft!
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1624
Who:
Scout
I have squashed you like bug!
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1623
Who:
Heavy
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1622
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1621
Who:
Soldier
Bah!
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1620
Who:
Demoman
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1620
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1619
Who:
Soldier
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1619
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1617
Who:
Scout
Hold still!
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1615
Who:
Sniper
Hee-yaw!
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1614
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1614
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Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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1613
Who:
Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1613
Who:
Spy
Dominated, fat man!
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1611
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1610
Who:
Announcer
Take that!
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1610
Who:
Heavy
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1609
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1602
Who:
Engineer
Gah!
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1602
Who:
Sniper
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1602
Who:
Engineer
Assistance bitte!
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1601
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Medic
Hey... I'm flying!
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1601
Who:
Scout
Ready to charge!
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1600
Who:
Medic
Fire!
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1599
Who:
Engineer
Batta-swing!
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1595
Who:
Scout
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1586
Who:
Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1585
Who:
Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1582
Who:
Spy
Your luck runs out!
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1582
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Heavy
You will not be missed!
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1582
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Soldier
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1581
Who:
Announcer
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1580
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1580
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Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1578
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Engineer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1576
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Demoman
Mach schnell!
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1571
Who:
Medic
You. Are. Terrible!
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1571
Who:
Scout
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1564
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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1564
Who:
Medic
Humiliating defeat!
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1563
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Announcer
You died as you lived, running away!
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1563
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Spy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1563
Who:
Sniper
We have succeeded!
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1562
Who:
Announcer
Teleporter goin' up!
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1560
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Engineer
Some assistance, please!
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1560
Who:
Spy
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1559
Who:
Soldier
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1558
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Sniper
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1558
Who:
Soldier
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1557
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Spy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1556
Who:
Scout
Need some help here!
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1554
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1553
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Announcer
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1553
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Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1553
Who:
Spy
*big laugh*
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1552
Who:
Heavy
Heil us!
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1551
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Medic
Get behind me doctor!
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1550
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Heavy
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1550
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Sniper
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1549
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Demoman
No other class gonna do that!
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1542
Who:
Scout
Did you think you could beat me?
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1541
Who:
Heavy
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1539
Who:
Scout
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1539
Who:
Sniper
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1536
Who:
Demoman
I should have done this long ago!
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1536
Who:
Heavy
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1533
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Spy
Next time, try two eyes!
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1533
Who:
Scout
You have done well!
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1532
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Spy
You were always a disappointment...
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1532
Who:
Announcer
Spy around here!
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1531
Who:
Demoman
Well... alright!
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1531
Who:
Demoman
That Medic is a Spy!
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1530
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1529
Who:
Soldier
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1528
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1527
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Engineer
Spy in our midst, men!
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1526
Who:
Soldier
Gah!
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1524
Who:
Engineer
Los weiter!
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1524
Who:
Medic
Cowboy up!
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1523
Who:
Engineer
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1522
Who:
Spy
We have lost the center control point!
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1521
Who:
Announcer
Amazing, camarade!
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1519
Who:
Medic
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