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Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1707
Who:
Sniper
Dude, we're on fire!
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1706
Who:
Scout
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1706
Who:
Scout
*grumbles*
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1704
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Soldier is a Spy!
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1703
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1702
Who:
Medic
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1702
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1698
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Medic
You got anything smart to say now?
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1698
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1696
Who:
Sniper
Did you think I would forget you?
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1693
Who:
Heavy
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1691
Who:
Sniper
Teleporter goin' up!
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1687
Who:
Engineer
I'm burnin' up
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1684
Who:
Engineer
Batta-swing!
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1684
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Scout
Look at me, ma!
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1682
Who:
Scout
Hey... I'm flying!
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1681
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1680
Who:
Engineer
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1679
Who:
Sniper
Take that!
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1678
Who:
Heavy
Hold still!
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1675
Who:
Sniper
All in a day's work!
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1672
Who:
Spy
I can not believe this!
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1670
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1670
Who:
Soldier
The teleporter goes here!
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1669
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Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1667
Who:
Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1665
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1665
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Sniper
Bah!
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1664
Who:
Demoman
Doctor!
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1661
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Medic
Dominated, fat man!
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1661
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Engineer
Hee-yaw!
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1660
Who:
Engineer
Did you think you could beat me?
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1659
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Heavy
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1658
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Heavy
I have squashed you like bug!
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1658
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1657
Who:
Soldier
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1657
Who:
Demoman
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1656
Who:
Demoman
Pfffft!
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1655
Who:
Scout
Your luck runs out!
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1654
Who:
Heavy
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1648
Who:
Scout
Gah!
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1647
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Sniper
Hoo-ahh!
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1646
Who:
Soldier
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1645
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Soldier
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1643
Who:
Scout
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1642
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Heavy
Ready to charge!
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1642
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Medic
Assistance bitte!
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1642
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Medic
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1638
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1637
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1633
Who:
Announcer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1632
Who:
Spy
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1628
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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1626
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1625
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Announcer
Mach schnell!
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1618
Who:
Medic
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1617
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Engineer
Some assistance, please!
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1617
Who:
Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1617
Who:
Heavy
You. Are. Terrible!
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1617
Who:
Scout
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1616
Who:
Sniper
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1614
Who:
Demoman
I am big war hero!
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1614
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1612
Who:
Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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1611
Who:
Scout
You died as you lived, running away!
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1610
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Spy
Humiliating defeat!
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1609
Who:
Announcer
Spy in our midst, men!
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1608
Who:
Soldier
You will not be missed!
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1605
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1605
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Engineer
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1603
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1603
Who:
Spy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1602
Who:
Announcer
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1601
Who:
Sniper
We have succeeded!
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1600
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Announcer
Schweinhunds!
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1600
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Medic
You were always a disappointment...
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1599
Who:
Announcer
Weak!
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1598
Who:
Scout
Woo!
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1594
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1594
Who:
Soldier
Aw, shucks
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1592
Who:
Engineer
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1591
Who:
Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1587
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1587
Who:
Sniper
Thanks lad!
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1585
Who:
Demoman
That's where books get you, professor!
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1585
Who:
Soldier
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1582
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1582
Who:
Engineer
Well... alright!
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1580
Who:
Demoman
Amazing, camarade!
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1580
Who:
Medic
*big laugh*
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1579
Who:
Heavy
Heil us!
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1578
Who:
Medic
Help!
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1577
Who:
Engineer
Cowboy up!
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1576
Who:
Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1576
Who:
Soldier
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1576
Who:
Soldier
Need some help here!
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1575
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1574
Who:
Engineer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1574
Who:
Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1574
Who:
Soldier
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