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Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2132
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2130
Who:
Soldier
What the hell's going on?
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2127
Who:
Scout
Job well done!
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2123
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2122
Who:
Spy
Get on the point, wanker!
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2117
Who:
Sniper
I kill many cowards for that
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2115
Who:
Heavy
Bombs away!
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2115
Who:
Sniper
I need some dog-gone help!
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2112
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2112
Who:
Sniper
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2110
Who:
Engineer
You're all bloody dead!
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2107
Who:
Demoman
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2107
Who:
Soldier
Eight!
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2106
Who:
Announcer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2105
Who:
Demoman
Move!
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2105
Who:
Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2105
Who:
Sniper
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2104
Who:
Spy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2104
Who:
Demoman
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2099
Who:
Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2098
Who:
Spy
More rubble, less trouble!
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2092
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*!
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2090
Who:
Medic
Yo, incoming!
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2089
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2089
Who:
Scout
Come here, sissy!
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2087
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2087
Who:
Spy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2087
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Heavy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2085
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Heavy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2084
Who:
Medic
Hit me, I dare you!
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2083
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2083
Who:
Soldier
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2081
Who:
Soldier
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2079
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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2076
Who:
Announcer
Oh...
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2074
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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2071
Who:
Soldier
Happy trails, laborer!
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2070
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2066
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2065
Who:
Medic
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2054
Who:
Soldier
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2053
Who:
Sniper
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2051
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2045
Who:
Heavy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2044
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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2043
Who:
Sniper
Yo! A little help here!
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2037
Who:
Scout
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2035
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2029
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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2028
Who:
Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2026
Who:
Medic
Eat my dust!
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2019
Who:
Scout
Stupid bloody spies
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2016
Who:
Sniper
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2014
Who:
Heavy
Sorry, ma'am
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2014
Who:
Engineer
Here I come!
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2007
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2007
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the control point!
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2004
Who:
Announcer
Ours now!
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2001
Who:
Heavy
Do you remember me now?!
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2001
Who:
Heavy
Yessss!
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2001
Who:
Announcer
Hit it doc!
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2000
Who:
Engineer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2000
Who:
Soldier
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1996
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1996
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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1994
Who:
Engineer
*puff*
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1993
Who:
Announcer
Alright!
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1993
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1991
Who:
Sniper
Stalemate!
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1989
Who:
Announcer
Piss off, you mongrels
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1988
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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1988
Who:
Soldier
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1987
Who:
Demoman
You feel shame? Ya?
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1979
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1979
Who:
Announcer
Aw, jeez!
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1977
Who:
Scout
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1977
Who:
Soldier
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1976
Who:
Spy
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1975
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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1974
Who:
Medic
*burp*
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1974
Who:
Announcer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1970
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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1966
Who:
Scout
Fire... fire! Fire!
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1966
Who:
Sniper
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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1964
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1961
Who:
Spy
Oh no...
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1960
Who:
Announcer
Gah!
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1958
Who:
Medic
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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1958
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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1956
Who:
Heavy
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1954
Who:
Demoman
I hate doctors!
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1951
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1947
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1944
Who:
Announcer
*laughs*
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1941
Who:
Scout
Eaugh!
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1941
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1939
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1939
Who:
Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1938
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1938
Who:
Soldier
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