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Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2201
Who:
Spy
Burn. In. Hell!
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2200
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2197
Who:
Engineer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2197
Who:
Scout
Move!
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2196
Who:
Heavy
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2194
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2193
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2190
Who:
Heavy
Come here, sissy!
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2187
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2181
Who:
Announcer
Job well done!
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2179
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2178
Who:
Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
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2172
Who:
Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2172
Who:
Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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2171
Who:
Heavy
I kill many cowards for that
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2170
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2170
Who:
Heavy
Eat my dust!
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2167
Who:
Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2164
Who:
Demoman
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2163
Who:
Heavy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2161
Who:
Scout
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2161
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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2159
Who:
Sniper
Bombs away!
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2159
Who:
Sniper
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2156
Who:
Spy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2154
Who:
Scout
Never, never, make me angry!
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2153
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2147
Who:
Sniper
Eight!
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2145
Who:
Announcer
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2145
Who:
Soldier
More rubble, less trouble!
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2144
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2144
Who:
Announcer
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2138
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2136
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2136
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*!
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2134
Who:
Medic
Oh yeah!
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2134
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2131
Who:
Medic
Oh...
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2131
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2131
Who:
Spy
Excellent!
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2127
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2126
Who:
Medic
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2125
Who:
Heavy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2118
Who:
Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2114
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2112
Who:
Soldier
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2111
Who:
Heavy
Happy trails, laborer!
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2110
Who:
Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2107
Who:
Medic
Yo! A little help here!
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2106
Who:
Scout
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2105
Who:
Sniper
Stalemate!
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2100
Who:
Announcer
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2084
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2081
Who:
Heavy
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2077
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2075
Who:
Sniper
Here I come!
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2072
Who:
Heavy
We have captured the control point!
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2067
Who:
Announcer
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2066
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2065
Who:
Engineer
Sorry, ma'am
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2064
Who:
Engineer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2062
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2061
Who:
Sniper
Stupid bloody spies
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2061
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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2055
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2055
Who:
Soldier
Ours now!
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2054
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2053
Who:
Announcer
Hit it doc!
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2052
Who:
Engineer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2048
Who:
Demoman
*puff*
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2048
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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2047
Who:
Medic
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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2043
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez!
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2037
Who:
Scout
Alright!
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2035
Who:
Sniper
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2035
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2034
Who:
Scout
Do you remember me now?!
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2034
Who:
Heavy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2033
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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2030
Who:
Medic
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2030
Who:
Sniper
It's a fine thing, lads
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2029
Who:
Demoman
Boom!
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2027
Who:
Soldier
Yessss!
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2025
Who:
Announcer
Piss off, you mongrels
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2020
Who:
Sniper
You feel shame? Ya?
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2020
Who:
Heavy
Eaugh!
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2017
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2014
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2013
Who:
Engineer
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2013
Who:
Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2012
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2011
Who:
Announcer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2009
Who:
Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2009
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2008
Who:
Spy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2005
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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2004
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2003
Who:
Soldier
Oh no...
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2003
Who:
Announcer
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2000
Who:
Demoman
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