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Bombs away!
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2108
Who:
Sniper
Burn. In. Hell!
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2108
Who:
Demoman
I kill many cowards for that
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2107
Who:
Heavy
No!
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2103
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, wanker!
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2102
Who:
Sniper
What the hell's going on?
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2102
Who:
Scout
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2102
Who:
Scout
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2100
Who:
Soldier
Eight!
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2098
Who:
Announcer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2096
Who:
Heavy
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2095
Who:
Spy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2094
Who:
Demoman
Move!
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2093
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2093
Who:
Sniper
You're all bloody dead!
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2086
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2084
Who:
Demoman
I need some dog-gone help!
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2084
Who:
Engineer
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2084
Who:
Heavy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2084
Who:
Spy
More rubble, less trouble!
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2083
Who:
Heavy
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2080
Who:
Engineer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2077
Who:
Sniper
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2077
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2075
Who:
Soldier
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2074
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2074
Who:
Spy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2073
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2073
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*!
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2071
Who:
Medic
Yo, incoming!
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2069
Who:
Scout
Oh yeah!
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2065
Who:
Soldier
Happy trails, laborer!
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2058
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2056
Who:
Medic
Oh...
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2056
Who:
Spy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2053
Who:
Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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2052
Who:
Heavy
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2048
Who:
Soldier
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2045
Who:
Sniper
Come here, sissy!
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2044
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2043
Who:
Engineer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2040
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2036
Who:
Heavy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2023
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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2015
Who:
Announcer
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2015
Who:
Scout
Yo! A little help here!
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2014
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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2005
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2000
Who:
Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1999
Who:
Medic
Stupid bloody spies
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1999
Who:
Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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1995
Who:
Sniper
Sorry, ma'am
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1995
Who:
Engineer
Do you remember me now?!
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1994
Who:
Heavy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1994
Who:
Scout
Yessss!
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1994
Who:
Announcer
Here I come!
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1992
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1986
Who:
Sniper
Ours now!
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1985
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1985
Who:
Soldier
Alright!
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1982
Who:
Sniper
I will kill you with bare hands!
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1981
Who:
Heavy
We have captured the control point!
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1980
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1979
Who:
Sniper
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1979
Who:
Sniper
Hit it doc!
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1977
Who:
Engineer
*puff*
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1975
Who:
Announcer
Boom!
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1974
Who:
Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels
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1973
Who:
Sniper
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1971
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez!
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1970
Who:
Scout
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1968
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1967
Who:
Announcer
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1965
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1962
Who:
Engineer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1962
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
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1960
Who:
Announcer
Eat my dust!
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1956
Who:
Scout
You feel shame? Ya?
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1956
Who:
Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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1955
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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1953
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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1952
Who:
Spy
Fire... fire! Fire!
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1947
Who:
Sniper
Oh no...
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1946
Who:
Announcer
*big laugh*
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1945
Who:
Heavy
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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1945
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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1941
Who:
Announcer
Gah!
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1939
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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1939
Who:
Scout
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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1937
Who:
Scout
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1937
Who:
Soldier
Eaugh!
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1934
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1931
Who:
Announcer
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1931
Who:
Sniper
I hate doctors!
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1928
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1926
Who:
Soldier
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1926
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1923
Who:
Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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1923
Who:
Soldier
*laughs*
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1923
Who:
Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1922
Who:
Scout
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