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Get on the point, wanker!
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2091
Who:
Sniper
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2091
Who:
Spy
Job well done!
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2090
Who:
Engineer
Burn. In. Hell!
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2090
Who:
Demoman
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2088
Who:
Spy
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2086
Who:
Soldier
Move!
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2085
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2084
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2084
Who:
Sniper
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2083
Who:
Demoman
Bombs away!
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2082
Who:
Sniper
What the hell's going on?
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2081
Who:
Scout
You're all bloody dead!
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2077
Who:
Demoman
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2076
Who:
Heavy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2075
Who:
Scout
No!
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2074
Who:
Scout
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2073
Who:
Spy
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2072
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2069
Who:
Soldier
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2067
Who:
Spy
More rubble, less trouble!
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2064
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*!
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2063
Who:
Medic
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2062
Who:
Engineer
I need some dog-gone help!
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2060
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2057
Who:
Scout
Oh yeah!
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2056
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2055
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2054
Who:
Spy
Happy trails, laborer!
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2053
Who:
Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2052
Who:
Heavy
Yo, incoming!
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2051
Who:
Scout
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2048
Who:
Sniper
Oh...
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2044
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2039
Who:
Medic
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2037
Who:
Soldier
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2037
Who:
Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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2035
Who:
Heavy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2034
Who:
Heavy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2034
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2033
Who:
Engineer
Never, never, make me angry!
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2025
Who:
Heavy
Come here, sissy!
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2018
Who:
Engineer
Yo! A little help here!
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2006
Who:
Scout
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2005
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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1998
Who:
Announcer
Excellent!
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1995
Who:
Spy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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1995
Who:
Scout
Stupid bloody spies
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1989
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1987
Who:
Medic
Here I come!
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1984
Who:
Heavy
Do you remember me now?!
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1983
Who:
Heavy
Yessss!
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1983
Who:
Announcer
Sorry, ma'am
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1981
Who:
Engineer
Ours now!
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1980
Who:
Heavy
Alright!
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1979
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1978
Who:
Soldier
I will kill you with bare hands!
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1972
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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1971
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1969
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1969
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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1969
Who:
Soldier
We have captured the control point!
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1968
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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1968
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1967
Who:
Sniper
*puff*
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1964
Who:
Announcer
Aw, jeez!
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1964
Who:
Scout
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1963
Who:
Sniper
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1960
Who:
Announcer
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1959
Who:
Spy
Piss off, you mongrels
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1956
Who:
Sniper
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1955
Who:
Heavy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1954
Who:
Heavy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1952
Who:
Demoman
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1951
Who:
Scout
You feel shame? Ya?
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1947
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
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1944
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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1942
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1939
Who:
Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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1938
Who:
Soldier
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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1936
Who:
Engineer
Fire... fire! Fire!
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1935
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
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1933
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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1931
Who:
Medic
Eaugh!
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1930
Who:
Spy
Oh no...
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1929
Who:
Announcer
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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1927
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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1923
Who:
Announcer
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1923
Who:
Sniper
Gah!
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1920
Who:
Medic
I hate doctors!
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1919
Who:
Scout
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1918
Who:
Soldier
You prancin' show-ponies
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1915
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1914
Who:
Soldier
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1914
Who:
Soldier
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1914
Who:
Demoman
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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1913
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1909
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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1907
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1906
Who:
Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1906
Who:
Spy
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