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2180
Who:
Heavy
Yo, incoming!
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2180
Who:
Scout
What the hell's going on?
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2180
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2179
Who:
Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2179
Who:
Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2178
Who:
Scout
Burn. In. Hell!
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2178
Who:
Demoman
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2173
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2171
Who:
Announcer
Job well done!
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2164
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2163
Who:
Soldier
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2163
Who:
Engineer
I kill many cowards for that
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2158
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2157
Who:
Heavy
Come here, sissy!
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2155
Who:
Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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2149
Who:
Heavy
You're all bloody dead!
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2148
Who:
Demoman
Bombs away!
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2148
Who:
Sniper
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2147
Who:
Spy
Eat my dust!
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2145
Who:
Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2144
Who:
Demoman
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2141
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2140
Who:
Sniper
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2140
Who:
Scout
Eight!
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2139
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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2138
Who:
Sniper
Never, never, make me angry!
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2137
Who:
Heavy
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2134
Who:
Soldier
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2133
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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2128
Who:
Soldier
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2128
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2127
Who:
Scout
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2127
Who:
Heavy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2126
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2125
Who:
Engineer
More rubble, less trouble!
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2123
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2123
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2123
Who:
Spy
Oh...
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2120
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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2118
Who:
Medic
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2116
Who:
Heavy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2111
Who:
Heavy
Excellent!
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2110
Who:
Spy
Happy trails, laborer!
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2106
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2106
Who:
Soldier
Yo! A little help here!
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2100
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2098
Who:
Medic
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2098
Who:
Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2096
Who:
Medic
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2094
Who:
Soldier
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2091
Who:
Sniper
Stalemate!
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2081
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2072
Who:
Heavy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2069
Who:
Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2064
Who:
Soldier
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2061
Who:
Sniper
Here I come!
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2059
Who:
Heavy
Sorry, ma'am
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2054
Who:
Engineer
Stupid bloody spies
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2051
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2047
Who:
Soldier
We have captured the control point!
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2046
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2045
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2044
Who:
Engineer
Ours now!
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2043
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2042
Who:
Engineer
*puff*
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2042
Who:
Announcer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2042
Who:
Scout
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2041
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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2038
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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2033
Who:
Medic
Aw, jeez!
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2031
Who:
Scout
Do you remember me now?!
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2029
Who:
Heavy
Alright!
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2028
Who:
Sniper
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2027
Who:
Announcer
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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2026
Who:
Heavy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2023
Who:
Demoman
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2021
Who:
Demoman
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2021
Who:
Sniper
Yessss!
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2020
Who:
Announcer
You feel shame? Ya?
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2017
Who:
Heavy
Boom!
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2015
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2014
Who:
Scout
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2014
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels
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2013
Who:
Sniper
Gah!
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2011
Who:
Medic
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2008
Who:
Announcer
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2006
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2005
Who:
Announcer
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2005
Who:
Sniper
Eaugh!
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2002
Who:
Spy
I hate doctors!
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2000
Who:
Scout
It's a fine thing, lads
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1998
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1998
Who:
Spy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1998
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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1996
Who:
Engineer
Oh no...
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1995
Who:
Announcer
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1991
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1990
Who:
Soldier
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1989
Who:
Scout
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1984
Who:
Heavy
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