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Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2265
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Sniper
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2264
Who:
Spy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2263
Who:
Scout
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2258
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Engineer
Incoming!
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2256
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor!
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2255
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Heavy
Seven!
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2252
Who:
Announcer
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2252
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2250
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Engineer
Get behind me doctor!
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2248
Who:
Heavy
You're all bloody dead!
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2247
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2245
Who:
Scout
Burn. In. Hell!
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2241
Who:
Demoman
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2241
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2235
Who:
Heavy
Hit me, I dare you!
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2233
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2232
Who:
Engineer
Stalemate!
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2231
Who:
Announcer
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2229
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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2224
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Spy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2221
Who:
Heavy
Job well done!
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2217
Who:
Engineer
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2210
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Demoman
*burp*
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2209
Who:
Announcer
Never, never, make me angry!
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2208
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Heavy
I kill many cowards for that
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2207
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Heavy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2204
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Soldier
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2200
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Spy
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2199
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Engineer
Bombs away!
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2194
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Sniper
Excellent!
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2191
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Spy
More rubble, less trouble!
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2182
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Heavy
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2181
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Soldier
Eight!
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2179
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2179
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2175
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Engineer
Oh yeah!
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2170
Who:
Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2169
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2167
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Scout
Oh...
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2167
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2166
Who:
Medic
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2164
Who:
Sniper
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2163
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Scout
*short laugh*!
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2161
Who:
Medic
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2160
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Heavy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2158
Who:
Medic
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2157
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2155
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Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2154
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Medic
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2154
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Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2154
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Soldier
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2149
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Soldier
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2148
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Demoman
Yo! A little help here!
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2147
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2142
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2139
Who:
Engineer
Happy trails, laborer!
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2137
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Spy
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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2134
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Scout
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2132
Who:
Heavy
It's a fine thing, lads
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2126
Who:
Demoman
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2122
Who:
Soldier
Here I come!
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2120
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Heavy
*burp*
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2118
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2116
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Heavy
Alright!
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2116
Who:
Sniper
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2116
Who:
Scout
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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2111
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Heavy
Sorry, ma'am
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2111
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2110
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Sniper
Stupid bloody spies
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2108
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2106
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the control point!
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2105
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Announcer
Ours now!
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2102
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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2102
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Medic
You feel shame? Ya?
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2097
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Heavy
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2096
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Scout
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2090
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2089
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Soldier
Do you remember me now?!
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2084
Who:
Heavy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2084
Who:
Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels
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2077
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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2077
Who:
Soldier
Hit it doc!
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2076
Who:
Engineer
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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2075
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez!
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2075
Who:
Scout
Sir, yes sir!
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2071
Who:
Soldier
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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2071
Who:
Scout
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2070
Who:
Demoman
*puff*
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2069
Who:
Announcer
Gah!
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2065
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2060
Who:
Engineer
I hate doctors!
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2060
Who:
Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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2059
Who:
Engineer
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2059
Who:
Sniper
Eaugh!
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2059
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2057
Who:
Announcer
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2057
Who:
Spy
Oh no...
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2056
Who:
Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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2053
Who:
Spy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2051
Who:
Heavy
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