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*happy laugh*
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2158
Who:
Heavy
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2157
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2156
Who:
Announcer
What the hell's going on?
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2153
Who:
Scout
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2152
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2150
Who:
Soldier
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2149
Who:
Engineer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2144
Who:
Heavy
Job well done!
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2142
Who:
Engineer
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2139
Who:
Engineer
I need some dog-gone help!
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2132
Who:
Engineer
I kill many cowards for that
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2131
Who:
Heavy
You're all bloody dead!
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2130
Who:
Demoman
Move!
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2130
Who:
Heavy
Bombs away!
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2128
Who:
Sniper
Eight!
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2127
Who:
Announcer
Come here, sissy!
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2127
Who:
Engineer
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2126
Who:
Spy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2126
Who:
Demoman
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2125
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2122
Who:
Sniper
Hit me, I dare you!
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2121
Who:
Heavy
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2120
Who:
Spy
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2119
Who:
Soldier
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2115
Who:
Scout
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2114
Who:
Medic
Yo, incoming!
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2112
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2110
Who:
Scout
More rubble, less trouble!
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2108
Who:
Heavy
Eat my dust!
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2108
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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2106
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*!
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2104
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mate!
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2104
Who:
Sniper
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2101
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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2100
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2100
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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2099
Who:
Soldier
Happy trails, laborer!
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2099
Who:
Spy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2096
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2093
Who:
Soldier
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2092
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2090
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2080
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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2079
Who:
Spy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2079
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2072
Who:
Heavy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2069
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2067
Who:
Medic
Yo! A little help here!
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2066
Who:
Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2057
Who:
Soldier
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2053
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
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2052
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2052
Who:
Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2050
Who:
Soldier
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2046
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2038
Who:
Sniper
Sorry, ma'am
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2034
Who:
Engineer
*puff*
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2033
Who:
Announcer
Stupid bloody spies
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2033
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the control point!
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2029
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2022
Who:
Engineer
Here I come!
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2022
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2022
Who:
Announcer
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2019
Who:
Soldier
Ours now!
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2018
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2018
Who:
Soldier
Do you remember me now?!
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2017
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2011
Who:
Engineer
Alright!
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2011
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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2009
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2009
Who:
Sniper
Yessss!
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2009
Who:
Announcer
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2007
Who:
Demoman
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2005
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
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2004
Who:
Soldier
Aw, jeez!
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2003
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2002
Who:
Announcer
Piss off, you mongrels
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1999
Who:
Sniper
You feel shame? Ya?
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1999
Who:
Heavy
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1998
Who:
Heavy
Gah!
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1997
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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1997
Who:
Scout
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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1994
Who:
Spy
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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1993
Who:
Scout
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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1991
Who:
Engineer
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1989
Who:
Announcer
Fire... fire! Fire!
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1987
Who:
Sniper
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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1984
Who:
Announcer
Oh no...
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1980
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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1977
Who:
Spy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1975
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1972
Who:
Soldier
Eaugh!
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1970
Who:
Spy
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1970
Who:
Demoman
*big laugh*
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1967
Who:
Heavy
I hate doctors!
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1967
Who:
Scout
It's a fine thing, lads
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1965
Who:
Demoman
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1961
Who:
Spy
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1961
Who:
Scout
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1960
Who:
Sniper
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