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Move!
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2223
Who:
Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2222
Who:
Spy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2221
Who:
Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2216
Who:
Scout
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2215
Who:
Spy
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2214
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2210
Who:
Engineer
Come here, sissy!
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2210
Who:
Engineer
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2208
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2206
Who:
Heavy
You're all bloody dead!
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2200
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2199
Who:
Spy
Job well done!
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2198
Who:
Engineer
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2198
Who:
Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2192
Who:
Announcer
Eat my dust!
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2188
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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2186
Who:
Sniper
Never, never, make me angry!
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2186
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2183
Who:
Heavy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2183
Who:
Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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2180
Who:
Heavy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2178
Who:
Soldier
I kill many cowards for that
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2176
Who:
Heavy
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2176
Who:
Engineer
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2174
Who:
Demoman
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2171
Who:
Spy
Bombs away!
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2170
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2161
Who:
Sniper
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2159
Who:
Soldier
More rubble, less trouble!
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2156
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2156
Who:
Announcer
Eight!
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2155
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2146
Who:
Scout
Oh...
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2146
Who:
Spy
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2146
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2145
Who:
Engineer
Oh yeah!
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2144
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*!
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2141
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2139
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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2138
Who:
Spy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2137
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2136
Who:
Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2135
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
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2129
Who:
Announcer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2126
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2125
Who:
Soldier
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2124
Who:
Heavy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2117
Who:
Heavy
Yo! A little help here!
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2116
Who:
Scout
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2116
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2115
Who:
Medic
Happy trails, laborer!
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2111
Who:
Spy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2099
Who:
Scout
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2089
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2087
Who:
Sniper
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2087
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2085
Who:
Heavy
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2084
Who:
Soldier
Here I come!
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2081
Who:
Heavy
We have captured the control point!
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2080
Who:
Announcer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2080
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2078
Who:
Sniper
Sorry, ma'am
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2075
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2074
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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2073
Who:
Announcer
You feel shame? Ya?
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2072
Who:
Heavy
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2070
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2070
Who:
Scout
Stupid bloody spies
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2070
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2065
Who:
Soldier
It's a fine thing, lads
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2064
Who:
Demoman
Ours now!
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2064
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2063
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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2063
Who:
Medic
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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2060
Who:
Heavy
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2055
Who:
Engineer
Do you remember me now?!
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2052
Who:
Heavy
*puff*
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2051
Who:
Announcer
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2050
Who:
Demoman
Aw, jeez!
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2045
Who:
Scout
Boom!
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2045
Who:
Soldier
Alright!
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2042
Who:
Sniper
Gah!
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2041
Who:
Medic
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2041
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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2033
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you mongrels
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2032
Who:
Sniper
Eaugh!
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2031
Who:
Spy
I hate doctors!
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2028
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2027
Who:
Engineer
Yessss!
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2027
Who:
Announcer
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2025
Who:
Announcer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2025
Who:
Heavy
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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2022
Who:
Heavy
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2020
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2018
Who:
Spy
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2018
Who:
Demoman
Oh no...
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2017
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2016
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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2016
Who:
Spy
*laughs*
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2016
Who:
Scout
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