Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
Listens:
2072
Who:
Demoman
Burn. In. Hell!
Listens:
2072
Who:
Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
Listens:
2068
Who:
Engineer
No!
Listens:
2067
Who:
Scout
Get on the point, wanker!
Listens:
2066
Who:
Sniper
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
Listens:
2064
Who:
Heavy
What the hell's going on?
Listens:
2063
Who:
Scout
Bombs away!
Listens:
2062
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
Listens:
2061
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2060
Who:
Sniper
You are an amateur and a fool!
Listens:
2059
Who:
Spy
Aye!
Listens:
2058
Who:
Demoman
More rubble, less trouble!
Listens:
2055
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
Listens:
2053
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*!
Listens:
2050
Who:
Medic
Thank you, herr doctor!
Listens:
2047
Who:
Medic
I merely finished what your liver started!
Listens:
2046
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
Listens:
2046
Who:
Soldier
I need some dog-gone help!
Listens:
2045
Who:
Engineer
You, baby, crawl to point!
Listens:
2045
Who:
Heavy
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
Listens:
2044
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2043
Who:
Scout
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
Listens:
2041
Who:
Demoman
Oh yeah!
Listens:
2039
Who:
Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
Listens:
2038
Who:
Demoman
Happy trails, laborer!
Listens:
2037
Who:
Spy
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
Listens:
2031
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2030
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2030
Who:
Spy
Yo, incoming!
Listens:
2027
Who:
Scout
Oh...
Listens:
2023
Who:
Spy
I have planned for you! More pain!
Listens:
2021
Who:
Heavy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
Listens:
2021
Who:
Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
Listens:
2018
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
Listens:
2016
Who:
Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
Listens:
2014
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
Listens:
2014
Who:
Heavy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
Listens:
2013
Who:
Sniper
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
Listens:
2009
Who:
Scout
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
Listens:
1998
Who:
Soldier
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
Listens:
1986
Who:
Scout
*burp*
Listens:
1983
Who:
Announcer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
Listens:
1981
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
Listens:
1981
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
Listens:
1979
Who:
Demoman
Here I come!
Listens:
1979
Who:
Heavy
Yessss!
Listens:
1978
Who:
Announcer
The Demoman is a Spy!
Listens:
1975
Who:
Medic
Do you remember me now?!
Listens:
1975
Who:
Heavy
Stupid bloody spies
Listens:
1973
Who:
Sniper
Alright!
Listens:
1971
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1967
Who:
Soldier
Yo! A little help here!
Listens:
1964
Who:
Scout
Ours now!
Listens:
1962
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez!
Listens:
1961
Who:
Scout
Sorry, ma'am
Listens:
1960
Who:
Engineer
Come here, sissy!
Listens:
1959
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1959
Who:
Sniper
Hit it doc!
Listens:
1957
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
Listens:
1957
Who:
Sniper
Boom!
Listens:
1957
Who:
Soldier
*puff*
Listens:
1956
Who:
Announcer
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
Listens:
1954
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
Listens:
1953
Who:
Heavy
I will kill you with bare hands!
Listens:
1953
Who:
Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
Listens:
1953
Who:
Spy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
Listens:
1950
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the control point!
Listens:
1948
Who:
Announcer
Don't run! Is just ham!
Listens:
1945
Who:
Heavy
You feel shame? Ya?
Listens:
1939
Who:
Heavy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
Listens:
1933
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, you mongrels
Listens:
1932
Who:
Sniper
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
Listens:
1931
Who:
Engineer
Fire... fire! Fire!
Listens:
1928
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
Listens:
1927
Who:
Spy
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
Listens:
1921
Who:
Heavy
Stalemate!
Listens:
1919
Who:
Announcer
Oh no...
Listens:
1919
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
Listens:
1918
Who:
Engineer
Eaugh!
Listens:
1917
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
Listens:
1916
Who:
Sniper
Hit that charge, doctor!
Listens:
1913
Who:
Sniper
*big laugh*
Listens:
1913
Who:
Heavy
Gah!
Listens:
1912
Who:
Medic
You prancin' show-ponies
Listens:
1911
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
Listens:
1907
Who:
Scout
*burp*
Listens:
1905
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1903
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
1902
Who:
Medic
That Engineer is a Spy!
Listens:
1901
Who:
Soldier
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
Listens:
1901
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
Listens:
1898
Who:
Soldier
*laughs*
Listens:
1898
Who:
Scout
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Listens:
1897
Who:
Scout
That is a diet I call death!
Listens:
1896
Who:
Spy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
Listens:
1896
Who:
Soldier
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
Listens:
1895
Who:
Scout
I hate doctors!
Listens:
1895
Who:
Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
Listens:
1894
Who:
Spy
Good job, everyone!
Listens:
1893
Who:
Heavy
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
