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There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Scout
Incoming!
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2241
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Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2241
Who:
Sniper
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2239
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2237
Who:
Engineer
Burn. In. Hell!
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2235
Who:
Demoman
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2232
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2231
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Scout
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2231
Who:
Spy
Eat my dust!
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2230
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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2226
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2221
Who:
Engineer
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2219
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2214
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2213
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Spy
You're all bloody dead!
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2212
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2207
Who:
Announcer
Job well done!
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2207
Who:
Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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2196
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Heavy
I kill many cowards for that
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2195
Who:
Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2195
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Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2194
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Heavy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2192
Who:
Spy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2191
Who:
Soldier
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2189
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Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2182
Who:
Engineer
Stalemate!
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2178
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Announcer
Bombs away!
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2177
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Sniper
*burp*
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2176
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Announcer
More rubble, less trouble!
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2170
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Heavy
Excellent!
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2170
Who:
Spy
Eight!
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2169
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2168
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Sniper
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2167
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2159
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Engineer
Oh...
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2158
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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2157
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2152
Who:
Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2151
Who:
Soldier
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2151
Who:
Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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2149
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*!
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2149
Who:
Medic
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2149
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2148
Who:
Medic
The Demoman is a Spy!
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2144
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2142
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Spy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2139
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2135
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Soldier
Yo! A little help here!
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2134
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Scout
Get behind me doctor!
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2133
Who:
Heavy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2129
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Heavy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2127
Who:
Heavy
Happy trails, laborer!
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2121
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Spy
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2117
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Soldier
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2115
Who:
Demoman
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2115
Who:
Scout
Alright!
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2110
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Sniper
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2108
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Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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2104
Who:
Soldier
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2104
Who:
Announcer
Here I come!
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2103
Who:
Heavy
It's a fine thing, lads
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2097
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2096
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2096
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the control point!
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2095
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Announcer
Sorry, ma'am
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2094
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2093
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Engineer
*burp*
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2090
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2090
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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2089
Who:
Scout
Stupid bloody spies
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2088
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2086
Who:
Scout
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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2084
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Heavy
You feel shame? Ya?
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2083
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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2079
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Medic
Ours now!
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2078
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2076
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Soldier
Do you remember me now?!
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2073
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2067
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Engineer
Aw, jeez!
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2064
Who:
Scout
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2063
Who:
Engineer
*puff*
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2062
Who:
Announcer
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2060
Who:
Demoman
Boom!
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2057
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Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels
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2051
Who:
Sniper
Gah!
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2050
Who:
Medic
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2047
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Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2047
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Scout
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2043
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2042
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Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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2042
Who:
Spy
Oh no...
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2042
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2039
Who:
Engineer
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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2038
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Heavy
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2038
Who:
Sniper
Eaugh!
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2037
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Spy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2036
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Heavy
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2036
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Spy
Yessss!
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2034
Who:
Announcer
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2032
Who:
Demoman
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