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Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2136
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Engineer
Who wants some of this?
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871
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Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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4017
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Spy
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1376
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Engineer
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1202
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Scout
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1382
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Soldier
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3648
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Soldier
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3372
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Soldier
Baby team has cart!
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1873
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Heavy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10219
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Sniper
Humiliating defeat!
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1609
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Announcer
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2973
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Sniper
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1029
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Heavy
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3258
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Soldier
Get on the point, wanker!
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2276
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Sniper
Eaugh!
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2017
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Spy
Yeah!
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2760
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Scout
Medic!
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1759
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Sniper
Woo-hoo!
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2252
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Engineer
Spy, gentlemen
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11431
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Spy
Failure!
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30179
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Announcer
The round has commenced!
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767
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Announcer
This is unnacceptable!
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4898
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Medic
You failed! Stalemate!
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7323
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Announcer
Pyro is Spy!
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2996
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Heavy
*critical death*
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108687
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Heavy
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1444
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Scout
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3546
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Engineer
Forward!
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849
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Medic
Now we're doin' it, now we're doin' it!
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841
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Scout
Nah!
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4081
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Sniper
Slap my hand.
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14501
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Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2540
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Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10196
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Announcer
Keep pushing!
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894
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Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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3965
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Demoman
Left, left!
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746
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Sniper
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5806
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Demoman
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8915
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Spy
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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888
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Engineer
Give 'em a gob-full!
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1012
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Sniper
This sucks on ice!
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7309
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Scout
Spy!
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3851
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Demoman
Time has been added
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1940
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2873
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Scout
Los los!
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1291
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Medic
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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1026
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Sniper
Kiss me!
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84658
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Heavy
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2546
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Spy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1601
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Sniper
Sentry up there!
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791
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Scout
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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64804
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Scout
The burning! The burning!
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1980
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Soldier
Ahahahahaha
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4664
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Pyro
You must defend our intelligence!
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2333
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Announcer
Yee-haw!
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6838
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Engineer
Amazing, camarade!
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1580
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Medic
Gotcha, stretch!
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753
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Engineer
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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798
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2715
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Soldier
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4709
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Scout
You best keep lyin' down
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764
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Sniper
Thanks!
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1097
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Soldier
Wonderful
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1071
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Medic
Piker!
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1212
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Sniper
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38285
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Demoman
C'mon doc, follow me!
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774
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Scout
No!
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4816
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Heavy
*hiss*
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2788
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Spy
Come help me capture this!
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898
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Spy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3100
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Spy
*long laugh*
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Sniper
Let's do it!
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10587
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Demoman
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1359
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Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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1730
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Engineer
Much appreciated, doctor!
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982
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Spy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3808
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Sniper
Your guns are for babies!
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2592
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Heavy
Speek up next time, boy!
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Engineer
Get on the point!
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750
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Heavy
They have the Australium!
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636
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Announcer
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1361
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Heavy
Peek-a-boo!
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10403
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Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5896
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Scout
We stop little cart!
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783
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Heavy
Bloody hell!
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5044
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Demoman
Spy!
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13349
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Heavy
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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744
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Announcer
Papers, please!
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4901
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Medic
That was too easy mate!
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1493
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Sniper
Was there ever any doubt?
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7799
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Spy
Not good!
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5333
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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3407
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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2412
Who:
Engineer
Come along now, doctor!
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1270
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Heavy
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