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Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1958
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Scout
Negatory!
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Soldier
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3448
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Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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1567
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Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1777
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Sniper
Move the gear up lads!
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1081
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Demoman
That Scout is a Spy!
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1898
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Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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3049
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1976
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Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1394
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Sniper
Help!
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3182
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Heavy
*critical death*
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38412
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Soldier
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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3002
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Spy
Pfffft!
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1672
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Scout
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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939
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Sniper
Mongrel
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852
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Sniper
Fight me!
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1335
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Heavy
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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909
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Sniper
Move it, lads!
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1345
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Demoman
Dominated, tiny man!
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987
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Demoman
Is this... mon dieu!
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8774
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Spy
You're a crazed killer!
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745
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Announcer
Must I defend this point myself?
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1088
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Medic
Incoming!
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1046
Who:
Scout
There ya go!
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1021
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Sniper
C'mon tough guy!
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816
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Scout
Buildin' a sentry!
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8793
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Engineer
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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849
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Engineer
Peek-a-boo!
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10453
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Spy
This way, doctor!
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817
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Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2187
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2505
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Engineer
Heh-heh-hah!
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922
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Scout
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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1000
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Engineer
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2939
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Scout
C'mon, c'mon!
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772
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Scout
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4070
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Scout
Oh...
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2154
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Spy
Augh!
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1213
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Scout
I have new weapon!
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1572
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Heavy
Got a nice piece of that!
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764
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Scout
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1414
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Scout
It is good day to be giant man!
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5211
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Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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3598
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Pyro
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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723
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Announcer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4155
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Sniper
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6993
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Spy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4633
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Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3820
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Medic
That just ain't right!
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11753
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Engineer
Are you even trying?
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855
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Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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Announcer
Doctor!
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1290
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Spy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1735
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Scout
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2867
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Soldier
We go together, doctor!
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1057
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Heavy
And that!
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1083
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Heavy
Heavy is Spy!
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7486
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Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11555
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Spy
Los los!
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1298
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Medic
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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643
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Announcer
Move out!
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811
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Soldier
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4471
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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641
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Announcer
You will help me capture my point!
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1074
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2084
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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10219
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Scout
You prancin' show-ponies
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1945
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Sniper
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4969
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Scout
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2488
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Heavy
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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1045
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Engineer
That was all you!
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844
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Scout
Come on, fellas!
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1277
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Engineer
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1829
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Announcer
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4665
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Sniper
Yah!
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952
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3451
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Soldier
Хорошо!
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Heavy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1065
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Announcer
Little men steal our cart!
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1228
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Heavy
Teleporter down!
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2501
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Engineer
Who send all these babies to fight?
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5011
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Heavy
Put teleport here
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3401
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Heavy
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3660
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Soldier
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1506
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Scout
Another satisfied customer!
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3405
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Engineer
Soldier is Spy!
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2583
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Heavy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5134
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Heavy
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1651
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Sniper
I could use a hand defending here!
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947
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Spy
Piss off, you mongrels
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2046
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Sniper
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6047
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2241
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3983
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Pyro
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2025
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Demoman
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8608
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Heavy
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1271
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Spy
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1711
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Engineer
Charge me doc!
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1577
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Engineer
This one's ours now!
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1018
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Engineer
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