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Stay by the cart, fellas!
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753
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Scout
Bologna! *laughs*
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Heavy
Help!
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1797
Who:
Demoman
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1771
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Heavy
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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1338
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Sniper
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12749
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Scout
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2116
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Sniper
Bring it!
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754
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Scout
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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842
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Engineer
Yeees.
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1502
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Spy
YES!
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11947
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Spy
We have the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2016
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Spy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
To the cart!
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638
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Announcer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4896
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Engineer
Spy around here!
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1594
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Demoman
*critical death*
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109375
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Heavy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2328
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Engineer
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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Announcer
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3494
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Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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9308
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Scout
Boing!
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1364
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Scout
Dodgy!
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919
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Sniper
Spy!
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2477
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1836
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Demoman
I'm burn!
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1772
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1646
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Engineer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1814
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Scout
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1061
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Announcer
Alright, I feel good!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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3203
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Medic
Success! We have delivered the device!
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637
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Announcer
Help me defend!
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3236
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Pyro
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1588
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Sniper
Thanks for the teleporter!
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813
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Soldier
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1401
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Soldier
I am very happy!
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4643
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Heavy
Ya'll come back now!
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846
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Engineer
You will help me capture my point!
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1068
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2065
Who:
Soldier
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2701
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Sniper
Well played!
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1882
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Spy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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1082
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Scout
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2171
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Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3491
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Demoman
Stand on the point, you git!
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970
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Demoman
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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Heavy
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8373
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Medic
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
They have the suitcase!
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639
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Announcer
That was delicious!
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9102
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Heavy
Fine shot mate!
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1148
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Sniper
Kiss me!
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85059
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Heavy
Thanks, Engie!
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1416
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Soldier
Thank you, laborer!
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Spy
*long laugh*
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9044
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Soldier
You're doin' good lad
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4064
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2496
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Engineer
Charge!
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1344
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Soldier
Oh...
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2599
Who:
Soldier
Very good!
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5004
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Heavy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1823
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Scout
The cart's movin' backwards!
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744
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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845
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Announcer
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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Engineer
Is not possible!
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35701
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Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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Pyro
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2222
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Spy
Last one alive, lock the door!
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Soldier
Head left!
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Demoman
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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Sniper
Boom!
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Heavy
Teaaaaaam!
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Medic
Sentry just ahead!
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Spy
Move that kit up!
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794
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Demoman
That was gettin' heavy!
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1451
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Engineer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1629
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Sniper
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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Demoman
You're an embarrassment!
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1337
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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752
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Announcer
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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Sniper
Pardon me!
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1272
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Spy
There's a dinger for ya!
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774
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Scout
Incoming!
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1206
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Spy
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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30306
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Heavy
Need help cappin' this point!
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753
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Engineer
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
We... did it!
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1405
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Demoman
Doc, c'mon man!
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Scout
Go left!
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767
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2139
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Medic
You digust me, fat man!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Scout
One
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Announcer
Spy among us...
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Spy
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