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Alert!
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22140
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Announcer
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2529
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Spy
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4517
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Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2561
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Demoman
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2993
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Engineer
You're a maniac!
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745
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Announcer
That Demo is a Spy!
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1285
Who:
Engineer
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9929
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2660
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Pyro
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11853
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Demoman
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1402
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Soldier
Teleporter down!
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2457
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Engineer
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3802
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Sniper
Oh I love this!
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1195
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Announcer
Left house!
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965
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Soldier
We have commandeered my point!
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1167
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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4207
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Pyro
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1086
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Engineer
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7086
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Soldier
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4204
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Scout
*severe pain*
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1891
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Sniper
Ya bloody pikers
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847
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Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4063
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Demoman
Incoming!
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1228
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Engineer
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1374
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Soldier
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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62731
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Medic
Medic!
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14093
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Soldier
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1105
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Sniper
*laugh* You got owned!
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6975
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Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4398
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Medic
Aw, crap!
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6199
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Scout
Today is a good day!
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5227
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Soldier
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4414
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Scout
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3549
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Soldier
*critical death*
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15087
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Soldier
Appreciate it, doc
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806
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Engineer
Very well!
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2444
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Heavy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8928
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Soldier
Hit it doc!
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7501
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Demoman
Let's do this Texas style!
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5640
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Engineer
I feel alive!
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3461
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Heavy
Thank you
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3064
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Pyro
You and me, partner!
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886
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Engineer
Yo, batter up!
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946
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Scout
Let's have a go at it!
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2811
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Sniper
Now that was a proper bloody routin
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854
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Sniper
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5985
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Heavy
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1611
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Engineer
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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917
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Sniper
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4862
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Engineer
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1331
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Demoman
Let's go!
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1507
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Scout
Hi ma!
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1354
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Scout
Failure!
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30078
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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3571
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Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6713
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Sniper
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2402
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Demoman
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1744
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Scout
Heh-heh-heh!
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1017
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Scout
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2717
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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3919
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Scout
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2144
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Scout
Now doctor, now!
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2707
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1587
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Spy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2024
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Demoman
Ah, good night Irene!
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3783
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Engineer
Piece of piss
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3985
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Sniper
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1435
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Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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3394
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Spy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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11602
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Sniper
You cannot hide, coward!
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1044
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Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1809
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Demoman
It's a fine thing, lads
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2001
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Demoman
Augh
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1238
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Spy
Thanks!
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1090
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Soldier
I'll be seeing you!
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4004
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Spy
Thank you doctor!
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925
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Spy
Oh, please!
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5795
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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3752
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Sniper
Keep pushing!
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889
Who:
Heavy
Now that is what I want to see!
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12024
Who:
Soldier
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2173
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Announcer
No!
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8900
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Medic
We need a teleporter right here!
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1238
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Engineer
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3428
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Scout
Incoming!
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6575
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Pyro
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16609
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Spy
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2548
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Spy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1900
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Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
*laughs*
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1987
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Scout
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1294
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Demoman
Get to it!
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760
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Sniper
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1487
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Heavy
Keep that cart movin'!
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737
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Scout
Yeah!
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988
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Scout
I'm burn!
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1755
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Heavy
Defend our cart!
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632
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Announcer
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7076
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Spy
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