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10260
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Spy
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1629
Who:
Sniper
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4890
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Scout
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8750
Who:
Demoman
Peek-a-boo!
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10431
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Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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5900
Who:
Pyro
March you lazy bums!
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824
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3976
Who:
Pyro
Here I come!
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2081
Who:
Heavy
Move out!
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809
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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10022
Who:
Engineer
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7883
Who:
Demoman
Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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751
Who:
Scout
Help me!
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1809
Who:
Demoman
Found my ball!
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1298
Who:
Scout
I told ya don't touch that darn thing
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4891
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1884
Who:
Sniper
I wasted you!
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783
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1271
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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4276
Who:
Demoman
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2055
Who:
Engineer
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3030
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, eyehole!
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809
Who:
Engineer
Now go!
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1244
Who:
Medic
I'm on fire now!
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5505
Who:
Pyro
We've failed, men
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1829
Who:
Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
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1754
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2146
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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2359
Who:
Spy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5970
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Engineer
I appreciate your help!
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1121
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1722
Who:
Medic
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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753
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Scout
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1685
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Soldier
C'mere, cupcake!
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10754
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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4186
Who:
Scout
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8970
Who:
Spy
Next time, try two eyes!
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1577
Who:
Scout
Movin' out!
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764
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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1255
Who:
Engineer
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1329
Who:
Scout
Aw, jeez!
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2045
Who:
Scout
I should have done this long ago!
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1623
Who:
Heavy
Way to go, slugger!
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1308
Who:
Scout
Aces!
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903
Who:
Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4135
Who:
Soldier
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1053
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Sniper
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1573
Who:
Sniper
Coward! Get on point!
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1035
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Heavy
Move!
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2223
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1868
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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11130
Who:
Soldier
To the left!
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776
Who:
Engineer
Fear me, cowards!
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1071
Who:
Heavy
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1503
Who:
Demoman
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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249301
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Heavy
Psyche!
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832
Who:
Scout
Augh
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1328
Who:
Medic
That's some shonking business right there
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3955
Who:
Sniper
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3980
Who:
Engineer
You failed! The enemy has launched the rocket!
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850
Who:
Announcer
Now, doctor... now!
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9044
Who:
Sniper
I can not believe this!
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1679
Who:
Scout
Go on, get!
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761
Who:
Engineer
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1850
Who:
Heavy
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1189
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2018
Who:
Spy
Dominated, string-bean!
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975
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Engineer
Agh, no!
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4830
Who:
Demoman
Next time, try killing one of them!
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699
Who:
Announcer
Spot on!
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812
Who:
Sniper
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5933
Who:
Scout
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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641
Who:
Announcer
Doc, this way!
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752
Who:
Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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1272
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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5488
Who:
Heavy
Sentry just ahead!
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1009
Who:
Spy
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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663
Who:
Announcer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1888
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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4628
Who:
Medic
I see Spy!
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4438
Who:
Heavy
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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1107
Who:
Spy
Uh oh.
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1160
Who:
Announcer
Yeees.
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1502
Who:
Spy
Dammit, fellas!
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4164
Who:
Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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2818
Who:
Medic
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1265
Who:
Scout
Yessss!
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2027
Who:
Announcer
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1182
Who:
Spy
Head right!
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760
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1681
Who:
Sniper
Head right!
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769
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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14205
Who:
Soldier
The burning! The burning!
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1987
Who:
Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels
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2032
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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40371
Who:
Soldier
Dodgy!
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919
Who:
Sniper
Get on the point!
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751
Who:
Heavy
Secure!
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1070
Who:
Announcer
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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1456
Who:
Engineer
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