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The Engineer is a Spy!
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1838
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Sniper
No worries!
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1603
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Sniper
Boo-yah!
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1539
Who:
Soldier
Attack!
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4427
Who:
Soldier
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3032
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Engineer
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3967
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Spy
You failed!
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7349
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Pyro
Incoming!
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1698
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Demoman
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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889
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Sniper
They have the suitcase!
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676
Who:
Announcer
Pardon me!
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1257
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3423
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Soldier
Need some help here!
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1569
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Sniper
Sentry just ahead!
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993
Who:
Spy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4018
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Sniper
I feel tres bon!
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9683
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Spy
Now is coward killing time!
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6040
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Heavy
We need a teleporter right here!
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1238
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Engineer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1523
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Sniper
*sings*
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3430
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Heavy
Augh!
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1530
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Soldier
The dispenser goes here!
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3761
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Medic
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1579
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Sniper
Good shot, lad
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975
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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38477
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Scout
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5865
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Spy
That's nothin'
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1516
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Engineer
Yo, batter up!
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946
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Scout
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13282
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Medic
You must not fail me again!
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1853
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Announcer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5991
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Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1631
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Announcer
Spies... bloody useless!
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1843
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Sniper
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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1196
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Demoman
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3140
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Sniper
Good!
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1084
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Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9190
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Engineer
Now that is what I want to see!
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12022
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Soldier
*gibberish*
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14334
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Demoman
Dammit, fellas!
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4107
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1720
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Spy
So much blood!
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5161
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Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1809
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Demoman
Good catch, buddy!
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763
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Scout
Doctor, this way!
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911
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Heavy
YES!
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11842
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Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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15199
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Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5718
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Scout
You just got dominated, toy-maker!
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1003
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Soldier
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5365
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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96136
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2106
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Soldier
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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34832
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Scout
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1105
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Sniper
Oh please!
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2996
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Spy
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1750
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Sniper
First blood!
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688
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Announcer
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4603
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Soldier
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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938
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Announcer
Thank you doctor!
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925
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Spy
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1205
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Sniper
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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968
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Scout
Batter up!
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840
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Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1663
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Spy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Ehh, thanks!
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1345
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Demoman
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2561
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Heavy
That Spy is one of them!
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1288
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Engineer
Ours now!
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2045
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Heavy
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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4960
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Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8790
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Demoman
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7086
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Soldier
You failed! The enemy has destroyed our base!
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963
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Announcer
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1487
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Heavy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3253
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Medic
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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630
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Announcer
Incoming!
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1062
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Scout
Pow!
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4745
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Engineer
Thanks, Engie!
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1407
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Soldier
Take that!
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1666
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Heavy
Ripper, you little
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827
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Sniper
Damnit!
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39959
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Soldier
Yes!
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2640
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Demoman
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2918
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Engineer
It ain't getting any harder for me to kill ya!
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747
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Engineer
Who send all these babies to fight?
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4975
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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70901
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Pyro
Bloody bogan!
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3297
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Sniper
Bah!
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1649
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Demoman
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4414
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Scout
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3279
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Demoman
Go go go!
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1316
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Scout
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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41674
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Heavy
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1443
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Scout
Who will join me!?
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1244
Who:
Spy
Get goin'!
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1209
Who:
Demoman
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3625
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Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3811
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Spy
I require assistance!
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2744
Who:
Medic
That's the spirit!
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1303
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Demoman
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