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Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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Scout
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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Engineer
Move!
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Heavy
Get to the cart!
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690
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Announcer
*critical death*
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9013
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Sniper
Flank right!
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743
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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8773
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Soldier
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15649
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Scout
Cheers doctor!
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1192
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Spy
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1335
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Spy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10006
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Heavy
Go right!
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737
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Scout
Ya bloody pikers
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828
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Sniper
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2343
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1360
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Sniper
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6449
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Engineer
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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13969
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Medic
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2988
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Soldier
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1449
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Soldier
Negatory!
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2451
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Soldier
Need some help here!
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1554
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Sniper
Keep it up!
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803
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Medic
Baby team has cart!
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1822
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Heavy
Work, damnit!
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3617
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Scout
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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942
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Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Sniper
Let us move!
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1493
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Spy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Demoman
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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713
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Announcer
We got em! We got em!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2673
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Engineer
Argh!
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942
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Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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4240
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Medic
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8417
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Scout
Spy among us...
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3141
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Spy
Ohhhhh...
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3071
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Heavy
To the cart!
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616
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Announcer
Here I come!
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2007
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Heavy
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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Engineer
Crikey!
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1395
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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4174
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Demoman
Activate the charge!
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29801
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Pyro
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3404
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Engineer
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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37913
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Soldier
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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Demoman
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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840
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Gotcha!
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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29815
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Pyro
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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Sniper
Left! Left! Left!
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744
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Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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13733
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Heavy
Mission accomplished!
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Spy
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
I am the Scout here!
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Scout
Defend here!
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Heavy
Slap it now!
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4788
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Spy
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1267
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Soldier
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3027
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Sniper
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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9841
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Spy
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1300
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Soldier
Get over here and help me defend
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944
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Scout
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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Sniper
The round has started!
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901
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Announcer
I'm running circles around ya!
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Scout
Oh yeah!
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4066
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Scout
Helluva shot, mister!
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Engineer
We have taken the Australium!
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614
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Announcer
Many thanks!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Spy!
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13149
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Heavy
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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Sniper
I did it!
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Scout
They have the device!
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614
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Announcer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3274
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Engineer
Did you forget about me?!
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4268
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Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14126
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Spy
Deploy a teleporter here!
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809
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Soldier
Ping!
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815
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Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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822
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Spy
It's a fine thing, lads
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Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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768
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Soldier
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3222
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Soldier
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1146
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Demoman
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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Scout
Da, this will work
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Heavy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3851
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Spy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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Sniper
You mean nothing to me now!
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1886
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Heavy
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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835
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Spy
Dominated, string-bean!
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952
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Engineer
I kill many cowards for that
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Heavy
Thanks, mister
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1337
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Engineer
Go right!
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730
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Sniper
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