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Heavy load comin' through!
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Engineer
Nice job, partner
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1953
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Engineer
I feel alive!
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3474
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Heavy
This is my intelligence!
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Soldier
Medic!
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Medic
Move this gear up!
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969
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Medic
Incoming!
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1346
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Sniper
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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1119
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Engineer
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1759
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Scout
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
Need a sentry here!
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3025
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Pyro
Ding dong!
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4642
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Scout
I could use a hand defending here!
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937
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2283
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Engineer
Yes!
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9393
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Medic
Good one, mate!
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1406
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Sniper
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3478
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1368
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Soldier
We have taken the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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40466
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Sniper
Keep crying, baby!
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15242
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Heavy
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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791
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Engineer
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1156
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Scout
*critical death*
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9701
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Pyro
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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783
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Engineer
Spy!
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4153
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Scout
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4543
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Soldier
Dominated, hard-hat!
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929
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Engineer
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2066
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Soldier
Come on!
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3143
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Pyro
Zwoosh!
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5048
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Scout
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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878
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Soldier
Help me capture!
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2970
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Pyro
Keep pushing!
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894
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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Heavy
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38286
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Demoman
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
*growl*
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3963
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Engineer
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1044
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Scout
We have commandeered my point!
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1179
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Soldier
Piece of piss
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4007
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Sniper
Fire!
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1282
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Medic
Run from the Sandvich!
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Heavy
Prego!
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2672
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Spy
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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995
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Scout
Incoming!
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Demoman
Get over here and help me capture!
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1201
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Sniper
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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Announcer
Very good!
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4975
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Heavy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1752
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Sniper
The enemy has recieved additional time
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Announcer
Jarate? No!
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Spy
Heartwarming
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8910
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Spy
Help me defend!
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944
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Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6255
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Heavy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6497
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Scout
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1459
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Scout
Crikey!
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2403
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Sniper
Take that, you quack!
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3977
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
Follow me, doc!
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756
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Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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Spy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1178
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Spy
We pushin' this thing or what?
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853
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Scout
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3491
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Spy
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
That wasn't so hard!
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758
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Sniper
Move that gear up!
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859
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1432
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Scout
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8959
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Soldier
You must not fail me again!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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4331
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Demoman
It's a fine thing, lads
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Demoman
Maggots!
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Soldier
I never liked you!
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1137
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Soldier
So much blood!
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5167
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Heavy
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4566
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Scout
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6406
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Scout
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1186
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Scout
Ya bloody pikers!
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1303
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2136
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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Medic
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4875
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1974
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Soldier
Sentry up there!
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791
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Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1679
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Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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Soldier
Charge me herr doctor!
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3970
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Medic
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3151
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Demoman
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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Soldier
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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Spy
That's some shonking business right there
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3949
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Sniper
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3648
Who:
Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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1980
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Medic
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4619
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Soldier
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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867
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Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4417
Who:
Medic
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