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Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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Scout
Right up! Right up!
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762
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Sniper
Give 'em hell, boys!
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Soldier
You were always a disappointment...
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Announcer
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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Heavy
Suprise!
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6273
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Spy
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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Heavy
Some assistance, please!
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1649
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Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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Scout
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1577
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Sniper
Too slow!
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Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
I have many medals!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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Spy
Fight!
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715
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Announcer
Dominated, short-pants!
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1043
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Soldier
Little men steal our cart!
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1228
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Heavy
Move up, move up, move up!
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Soldier
Yeah, gotcha!
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Scout
Medic!
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Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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Heavy
Run home to mama!
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Heavy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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Scout
Put up fists!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Spy
They have the Australium!
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639
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Announcer
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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987
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Scout
How's that feel, wimp?
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Scout
Slap it now!
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Spy
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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Heavy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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Spy
Go right!
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751
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Engineer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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Sniper
You and me!
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759
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Sniper
C'mon doc, follow me!
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782
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Scout
You digust me, fat man!
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Spy
Eat my dust!
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2218
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Scout
Ah.. crepe!
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Demoman
Bonk!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Soldier
You, baby, crawl to point!
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Heavy
Right!
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854
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Spy
Medic!
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Demoman
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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Engineer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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Demoman
Burn. In. Hell!
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Demoman
This will be the last time you see me!
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Spy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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Soldier
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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Heavy
Keep that cart movin'!
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745
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Scout
Dammit!
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Engineer
Wa!
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884
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Scout
Over here, saw-bones!
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874
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Engineer
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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Soldier
Hey, look at me ma!
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Scout
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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2019
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Scout
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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Scout
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
Wha!
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Scout
Jawhol!
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Medic
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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Engineer
Who is with me?
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Spy
How could this happen?
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Heavy
Aw, jeez!
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Scout
Keep going!
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Heavy
Bologna! *laughs*
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Heavy
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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Demoman
Excellent!
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Spy
Come, doctor!
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Heavy
Good job, everyone!
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1958
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Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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Demoman
Hit that charge, doctor!
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Sniper
Way to go, slugger!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Engineer
Thanks for the teleport
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Pyro
Nine!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Pyro
We are opening the rocket!
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646
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Announcer
You drew first? *laughs*
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Heavy
Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Back-stab that, you snake!
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Sniper
Teleporter goin' up!
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Engineer
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Sniper
Nice shot, man
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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Medic
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
Help!
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Demoman
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
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