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Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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Left face!
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774
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2681
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Heavy
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1369
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Soldier
Medic!
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10684
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Medic
*critical death*
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12766
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Sniper
Nope!
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3716
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Scout
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3065
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Soldier
One!
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Announcer
Agh!
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1493
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Engineer
Hurry! The enemy is on the lift!
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647
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Announcer
Excellent!
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4632
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Pyro
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8627
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Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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3988
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Demoman
That outcome was never really in doubt
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1779
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Soldier
Hoo-ahh!
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933
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Soldier
Stand by little wagon!
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1898
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Heavy
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2379
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Demoman
Attack!
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4810
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Soldier
Over here, saw-bones!
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871
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Engineer
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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765
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Scout
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9307
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Engineer
They have the Australium!
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638
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Announcer
Start prayin', boy!
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1763
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11746
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Engineer
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3768
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Spy
Some assistance, please!
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1641
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Spy
Nah!
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7245
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Sniper
You call that snipin'?
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1202
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Sniper
Heck no
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31763
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Engineer
There's a dinger for ya!
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774
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Scout
Sorry, ma'am
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Engineer
Heartwarming
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Spy
There can be only one... eye...
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4693
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Demoman
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3246
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Engineer
It's all up to you now!
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820
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Announcer
Uh oh.
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1160
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Announcer
Gentlemen!
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3191
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Spy
You seein' this?!
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962
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Scout
Give 'em a gob-full!
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1022
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Sniper
Did you think you could beat me?
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1681
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Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6578
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Sniper
Play ball!
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2728
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2006
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Soldier
Right up! Right up!
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761
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Sniper
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1061
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Announcer
Dominated, eyepatch!
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847
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Engineer
Help! Now!
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6028
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Heavy
Dis-missed!
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1056
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Scout
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
This here point is ours now!
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937
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Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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2180
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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2553
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Demoman
Pfffft!
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1664
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Scout
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1356
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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3695
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Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1730
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Scout
Charge now, doctor!
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5301
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Heavy
Dominated, fat man!
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1672
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Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3655
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Medic
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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818
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Engineer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2726
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Sniper
Oh...
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2599
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Soldier
All of you are dead!
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Heavy
Help me defend!
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3236
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Pyro
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1380
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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1277
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Heavy
You're an embarrassment!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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Pyro
Look at me, ma!
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1683
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Scout
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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8888
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Soldier
We have lost the control point!
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Announcer
Incoming!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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2063
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Medic
Baby team has cart!
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1883
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Heavy
Fire!
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1426
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Sniper
Place a teleporter here!
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977
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Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3116
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Engineer
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1540
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Engineer
Nah
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5342
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Engineer
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4736
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Scout
And that!
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1078
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Heavy
Aye, give us a hand!
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1740
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Demoman
Need some help here!
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1170
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Soldier
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
Yeah, gotcha!
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1238
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Scout
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12027
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Scout
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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771
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Announcer
Amazing!
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639
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Announcer
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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12014
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Demoman
Spy in our midst!
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1533
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Spy
Come to bomb wagon!
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756
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Heavy
You're making me very cross!
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1738
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Demoman
I love my ball!
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3138
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Scout
You failed!
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39707
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Announcer
Who is with me?
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Spy
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