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Incoming!
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1031
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Scout
Here I come!
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2081
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Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6047
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Medic
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
We have taken the Australium!
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639
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Announcer
*happy laugh*!
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1845
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Medic
Ya bloody pikers
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859
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Sniper
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2528
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Spy
Gotcha, chuck-wagon!
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959
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Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
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10408
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Heavy
Cah-rit!
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1348
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Soldier
First blood, finally!
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651
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Announcer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23471
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Scout
*short laugh*
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3094
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Sniper
I wasted you!
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782
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Scout
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1034
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1095
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Engineer
The point is now available for capture!
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657
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Announcer
Boo!
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7330
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Scout
The round has started!
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932
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Announcer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2847
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Sniper
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2257
Who:
Scout
Thank you
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3091
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Pyro
Get on the point!
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751
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Heavy
Punk!
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856
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Scout
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
C'mere, sister!
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1166
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Soldier
Deploy a teleporter here!
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847
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Soldier
*critical death*
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37913
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Soldier
Yeah!
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1509
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Soldier
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3501
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Demoman
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1719
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Scout
Argh!
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976
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Engineer
March you lazy bums!
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823
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Scout
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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642
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Announcer
Aces!
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901
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Sniper
Push cart!
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747
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Heavy
Slap my hand.
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14555
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Spy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1799
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Soldier
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1809
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3777
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Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1585
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Soldier
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1376
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Scout
There can be only one... eye...
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4683
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Demoman
But of course!
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7561
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Spy
Ugh!
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1300
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Heavy
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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635
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Announcer
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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Heavy
Go right!
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746
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Sniper
A Spy!
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2748
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Heavy
Follow me, doctor!
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854
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Spy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3700
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Soldier
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11247
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Scout
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2308
Who:
Scout
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1626
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Demoman
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1094
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Sniper
Follow me, doc!
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750
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2122
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Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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2021
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Announcer
Screamin' eagles!
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5291
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Soldier
Medic!
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34440
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Pyro
You disgust me!
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7041
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Spy
To the left!
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796
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1555
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Medic
Mnaah!
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1261
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Medic
Okay!
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3570
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Soldier
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6399
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Medic
Go!
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948
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Heavy
Mongrel!
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1396
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Sniper
Fire!
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1630
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Engineer
Put teleport here
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3368
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Heavy
Doctor!
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1406
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Spy
Success! We have captured the enemy's last control point!
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785
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Announcer
We are opening the rocket!
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642
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Announcer
Hit it doc!
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Engineer
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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Engineer
*long laugh*!
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Medic
Medic!
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Heavy
Aygh
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1250
Who:
Medic
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
Five!
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3523
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Announcer
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3466
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Medic
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5112
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Heavy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2801
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Scout
You got anything smart to say now?
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1704
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Scout
Rally 'round! Help me capture this point!
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965
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Soldier
Splended!
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1043
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Spy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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947
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Announcer
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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956
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Demoman
You big-head wankers
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1740
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2547
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Scout
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1142
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Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6129
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Spy
Thanks!
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Soldier
YES!
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11925
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Spy
*severe pain*
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1925
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Soldier
You didn't kill any of them!
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1818
Who:
Announcer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2069
Who:
Scout
Was good trip!
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Heavy
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