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Top shelf!
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Spy
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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Medic
Alright, I feel good!
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1697
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Scout
Who will join me!?
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1244
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Spy
Right!
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779
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Medic
Aagh!
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3206
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Heavy
And this!
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Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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3962
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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4200
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Engineer
I could use a hand defending here!
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935
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Spy
Nichts da!
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3351
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Medic
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10146
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Announcer
Stand on the point, you git!
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956
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Demoman
Heh-hah!
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879
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Scout
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1063
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Scout
Now that is what I want to see!
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Soldier
Wuss!
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1212
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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1691
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Soldier
Yeah...
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4032
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Soldier
Fight like big man!
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881
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Heavy
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1299
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Sniper
Was there ever any doubt?
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7772
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Spy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1523
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Sniper
Good job, everyone!
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964
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Heavy
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1836
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Scout
Ya'll just got branded!
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763
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Heavy
Nah!
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7239
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Demoman
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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1065
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Sniper
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3968
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Scout
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4734
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Sniper
Yeah, gotcha!
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1190
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Scout
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1286
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Announcer
Well done, us!
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1805
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Spy
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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735
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Announcer
Next time, try two eyes!
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1562
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Scout
Fess...
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1806
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Medic
Wa!
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873
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Scout
Piece of piss
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3984
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Sniper
There's a Spy over here!
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1863
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Scout
Prepare to capture the suitcase!
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631
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Announcer
Stay close to cart!
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743
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Heavy
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1147
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Sniper
I did it!
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Scout
Good work!
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2917
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Medic
Fire!
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Engineer
*burp*
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Announcer
Spy!
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Scout
Doctor, if you please!
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1900
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Spy
Move these machines up!
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990
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Spy
We did it mates!
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1214
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Demoman
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15598
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Spy
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1473
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Engineer
That's from yours truly, son!
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900
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Engineer
Left!
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878
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Heavy
N-augh!
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1526
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Spy
You're doin' good lad
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3741
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Demoman
I got it! I got it!
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1702
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Scout
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4368
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Demoman
Good shooting!
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1174
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Medic
Not our finest moment!
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2281
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Spy
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1744
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Scout
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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Engineer
Get on point, stupid!
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Heavy
Yo it should be goin' that way!
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744
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Scout
The burning! The burning!
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1957
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Soldier
Thank you doctor!
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Heavy
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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Scout
Follow me, doc!
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751
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Scout
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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Announcer
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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Sniper
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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Engineer
Nah!
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Sniper
We are screwed!
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3346
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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3447
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Demoman
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1240
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Spy
Move it up, move it up!
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897
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Scout
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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639
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Announcer
Help me!
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1798
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Engineer
Activate the charge!
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30102
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Pyro
Bloody hell!
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4974
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Demoman
Cream gravy!
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37158
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Engineer
Take it like a man, shorty!
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Engineer
Yes!
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Soldier
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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633
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Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
You will not be missed!
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Soldier
Yeah!
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Scout
Dominated, campground!
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Engineer
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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Engineer
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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Scout
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2370
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Engineer
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2561
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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