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No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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717
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Announcer
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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837
Who:
Engineer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5683
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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9064
Who:
Heavy
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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635
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Announcer
Steady, steady...
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3111
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Sniper
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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648
Who:
Announcer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2971
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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30770
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Sniper
Fear me, cowards!
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1062
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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17070
Who:
Scout
First rate!
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1092
Who:
Spy
It's a fine thing, lads
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2029
Who:
Demoman
We got it!
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1019
Who:
Engineer
Preposterous!
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2293
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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3121
Who:
Demoman
I could use a hand defending here!
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937
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Spy
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1401
Who:
Demoman
There ya go
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777
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Sniper
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10196
Who:
Announcer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1872
Who:
Engineer
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4600
Who:
Scout
Negatory!
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2844
Who:
Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1750
Who:
Soldier
Another medal is good!
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1851
Who:
Heavy
No
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4267
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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2809
Who:
Scout
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3953
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Sniper
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1658
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Heavy
Flank left!
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777
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Soldier
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2989
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Soldier
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7014
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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2193
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Spy
Let us move!
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1530
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Spy
Yo, batter up!
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946
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Scout
*severe pain*
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10115
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Scout
Hell, men...
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1742
Who:
Soldier
Ohhhhh...
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3138
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2831
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Demoman
Gentlemen!
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70337
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Spy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2011
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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5186
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Engineer
We need a teleporter right here!
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1252
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Engineer
YES!
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11883
Who:
Spy
Little men steal our cart!
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1211
Who:
Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1887
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Engineer
This did not just happen!
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3849
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1883
Who:
Engineer
To the right!
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734
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Engineer
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3433
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1432
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Scout
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1479
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Engineer
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1680
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Engineer
Mongrel!
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1390
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Sniper
You're all bloody dead!
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2172
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Demoman
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5882
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Spy
That'll teach 'em!
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3421
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Demoman
You failed!
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7375
Who:
Pyro
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23366
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Scout
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5890
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Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2862
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Spy
Wooo!
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1182
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Scout
Spy is not our Spy!
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8493
Who:
Heavy
The point is now available for capture!
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653
Who:
Announcer
Move out!
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804
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Soldier
Push!
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877
Who:
Heavy
Time to fight!
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741
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3799
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Soldier
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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4687
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Announcer
Nope
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739112
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Engineer
Wa!
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875
Who:
Scout
*tsk*
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1883
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Demoman
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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62956
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Medic
I require assistance!
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5308
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Spy
That Medic is a Spy!
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1576
Who:
Soldier
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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978
Who:
Scout
Queen's rules?
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1424
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Spy
Seize the control point!
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634
Who:
Announcer
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3472
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Demoman
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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1041
Who:
Demoman
Helluva shot, mister!
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1392
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Engineer
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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10355
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Soldier
Ahh, piss
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4656
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Sniper
You better hold on to your head, mate
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977
Who:
Sniper
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2536
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1540
Who:
Soldier
High five!
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3249
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2374
Who:
Pyro
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7097
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Scout
Agh, where is cart going?
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1001
Who:
Heavy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3881
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Medic
Begin!
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785
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Announcer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3054
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Engineer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1371
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you mongrels
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2020
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Sniper
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1256
Who:
Scout
That's what it was made for!
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4428
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Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6549
Who:
Sniper
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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957
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4331
Who:
Demoman
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