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872
Who:
Heavy
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2911
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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639
Who:
Announcer
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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656
Who:
Announcer
You have done well!
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1580
Who:
Spy
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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1139
Who:
Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7058
Who:
Heavy
You cannot beat me!
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1559
Who:
Heavy
Good to go!
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1145
Who:
Medic
We have lost the control point!
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1789
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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825
Who:
Soldier
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3977
Who:
Spy
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1611
Who:
Engineer
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15668
Who:
Spy
Thanks for the teleport
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2972
Who:
Pyro
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5918
Who:
Soldier
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1631
Who:
Demoman
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2530
Who:
Spy
I must be dreaming!
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1946
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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8653
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2246
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1757
Who:
Engineer
WE have the Australium!
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638
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8619
Who:
Demoman
Bomb has stopped!
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908
Who:
Heavy
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2985
Who:
Sniper
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1764
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1468
Who:
Sniper
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2080
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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4107
Who:
Sniper
Good job, everyone!
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1955
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10015
Who:
Sniper
Put sentry here
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3097
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1232
Who:
Sniper
Engineer is credit to team!
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10414
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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7058
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3028
Who:
Medic
Da!
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12464
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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871
Who:
Engineer
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8100
Who:
Spy
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1130
Who:
Sniper
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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1427
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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3319
Who:
Pyro
Follow me, doc!
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752
Who:
Engineer
Ugh.
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3345
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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643
Who:
Announcer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7163
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Pyro
Medic!
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4311
Who:
Scout
Who wants some of this?
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878
Who:
Scout
The round has started!
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936
Who:
Announcer
Nah
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5342
Who:
Engineer
You're all bloody dead!
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2200
Who:
Demoman
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1126
Who:
Sniper
I require assistance!
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5322
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1885
Who:
Scout
No!
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4903
Who:
Scout
I see ya
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1378
Who:
Sniper
Good shot!
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2398
Who:
Heavy
Shall we?
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1853
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2514
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1660
Who:
Soldier
Baby team has cart!
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1883
Who:
Heavy
Push!
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836
Who:
Scout
We must return cart!
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750
Who:
Heavy
Come on, fellas!
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1267
Who:
Engineer
Fight like big man!
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886
Who:
Heavy
So close!
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1009
Who:
Scout
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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941
Who:
Scout
Sentry forward!
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793
Who:
Soldier
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1860
Who:
Scout
Clearly they were out-classed
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1407
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Spy
Spy!
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3880
Who:
Demoman
Come, take it back!
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1739
Who:
Heavy
Good work!
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2932
Who:
Medic
Demoman is Spy!
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3182
Who:
Heavy
Piker!
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1217
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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7241
Who:
Demoman
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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753
Who:
Scout
Spy in our midst, men!
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1636
Who:
Soldier
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2685
Who:
Soldier
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2474
Who:
Demoman
You're doin' good lad
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4064
Who:
Demoman
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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963
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4435
Who:
Medic
*screams*
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9931
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, chuck-wagon!
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960
Who:
Engineer
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2309
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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3988
Who:
Demoman
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1813
Who:
Announcer
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9714
Who:
Medic
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4485
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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1729
Who:
Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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1740
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2146
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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1831
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for the help!
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4372
Who:
Pyro
Yeah!
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1230
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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30918
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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2085
Who:
Heavy
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1137
Who:
Sniper
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