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*happy laugh*
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Pyro
The mission has commenced!
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1036
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Announcer
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3548
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Soldier
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2190
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Spy
Ugh
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1376
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Medic
Wuss
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808
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Sniper
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29021
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Medic
Oh no!
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12393
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Spy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1021
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Sniper
Oh please!
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2996
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Spy
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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64568
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Scout
Cheers, Engineers!
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1874
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Spy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1880
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Engineer
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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837
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Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4173
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Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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2155
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Heavy
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2658
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Medic
They have the suitcase!
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631
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1471
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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80631
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Scout
Coward!
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861
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Announcer
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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4102
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Soldier
You must defend our intelligence!
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2321
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Announcer
Dude, we're on fire!
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1698
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Scout
Boing!
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1338
Who:
Scout
Slap it now.
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2554
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Spy
We have taken the Australium!
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633
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Announcer
Augh!
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1238
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Sniper
Now that was a proper bloody routin
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854
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Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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2384
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Announcer
*critical death*
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7661
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Engineer
No...
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Soldier
Thanks for ride!
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1027
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Heavy
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1547
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Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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4437
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Medic
I am big war hero!
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1605
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Heavy
I love that little gun!
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1442
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Engineer
Wa-hah!
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1042
Who:
Scout
Dominated, string-bean!
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968
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Engineer
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2658
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Medic
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1026
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Heavy
Hit charge!
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2533
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Heavy
Now, doctor!
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2208
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Heavy
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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714
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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841
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Scout
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1127
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Medic
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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Soldier
Aaaah!
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1246
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Soldier
Was good trip!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2048
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Engineer
Follow me doctor!
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732
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Heavy
Spy!
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3341
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Soldier
Hee-yaw!
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1650
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Engineer
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1063
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Sniper
Medic!
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6795
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Medic
No, no, no! The cart!
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3093
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Scout
I need some dog-gone help!
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2187
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Engineer
Ya bloody pikers!
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1300
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Sniper
Holy dooley
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4658
Who:
Sniper
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2898
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Medic
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4654
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Spy
Everyone, push!
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744
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Heavy
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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787
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Heavy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2291
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Demoman
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3171
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28214
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Engineer
Boo!
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Demoman
Nice shot!
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1186
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Scout
Very good! Very, very good!
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Heavy
Here I come!
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Heavy
Overtime!
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Announcer
That Spy ain't on our side!
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Engineer
I love my ball!
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Scout
Left!
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831
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Heavy
Go! Go! давай!
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Heavy
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
Yeah!
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5366
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Engineer
Thanks for the teleporter!
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806
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Soldier
Uh, little help?
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1846
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Scout
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*hawk* *spit*
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1254
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Sniper
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3012
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Engineer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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Soldier
Is good!
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30068
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Heavy
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1709
Who:
Soldier
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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Soldier
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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Medic
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1696
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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631
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Announcer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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Soldier
Well played!
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1867
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Spy
Did you think you could beat me?
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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4629
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Demoman
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1359
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Medic
Giddy up!
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Engineer
Gotcha!
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999
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Scout
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3329
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Sniper
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8601
Who:
Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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Engineer
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