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Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
Heh-heh-hah!
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920
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Scout
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3033
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Soldier
The device has returned to the drop site.
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636
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Announcer
Much obliged, partner
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2388
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Engineer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2190
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Heavy
Sentry up there!
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796
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Scout
Ahh, piss
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4687
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Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13973
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Engineer
Sentry right up there!
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1329
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Engineer
New weapon!
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2847
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Heavy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4816
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Spy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1431
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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1012
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Medic
Move! schnell!
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2376
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Medic
Down and give me 20!
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1359
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Soldier
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4955
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Soldier
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4910
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Soldier
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2178
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Soldier
No seriously, you all suck!
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6842
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Scout
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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639
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Announcer
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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820
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Engineer
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
*critical death*
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9035
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Sniper
C'mon!
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1363
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Demoman
To the left!
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776
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Scout
*severe pain*
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5287
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Heavy
Yo, heads up!
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869
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Scout
*short laugh*
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4235
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Pyro
What a disaster!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1915
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Demoman
That was too easy, mate!
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1279
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Sniper
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6449
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Scout
Yes!
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Scout
Ahem...
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1896
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Spy
I am on fire!
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20195
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Soldier
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2546
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Announcer
Help me!
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1812
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Demoman
Sentry comin' up!
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902
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Demoman
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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766
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Scout
It ain't getting any harder for me to kill ya!
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758
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1547
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Soldier
Papers, please!
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4918
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Medic
Bon voyage, crouton!
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2001
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Soldier
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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Scout
Secure!
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Announcer
Oh...
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Soldier
I Spy with my little eye!
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6794
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Heavy
Ohh!
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1876
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Heavy
Uh, no
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21943
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Scout
Not another cruddy tie!
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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3114
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Pyro
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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941
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Scout
Get with the program!
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1133
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Soldier
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16727
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken the Australium!
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637
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Announcer
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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940
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1797
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Scout
C'mon move the cart!
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751
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Scout
Go right!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1838
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Demoman
To the left!
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928
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Demoman
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3313
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Demoman
No...
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4005
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Soldier
Preposterous!
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2334
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Spy
Ugh!
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1334
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Engineer
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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2006
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Scout
Help!
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3170
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Heavy
You and me, hoss!
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2603
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Engineer
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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Soldier
You failed! Stalemate!
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7386
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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640
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2290
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Engineer
You seein' this?!
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962
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Scout
Is that all you got, moron?
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1133
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Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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Soldier
There can be only one!
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Demoman
*burp*
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3827
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Announcer
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1457
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Scout
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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10411
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Scout
Nice catch, knucklehead!
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939
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4691
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Medic
Spy in our midst, men!
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1638
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Soldier
Keep that cart movin'!
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744
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Scout
C'mere, Sally!
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Soldier
*burp*
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2074
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Announcer
Good catch, buddy!
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777
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Scout
Augh!
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1259
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Sniper
Who touch my gun?
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2362
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Heavy
My skill is wasted on this team
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3990
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Medic
Left!
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795
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Medic
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
Spy here!
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1015
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Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1590
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Soldier
*sigh* it was long trip...
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Heavy
*burp*
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3511
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Announcer
Spy among us...
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3394
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Spy
Moron!
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1032
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Scout
Incoming!
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1087
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Demoman
Move that gear up!
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Sniper
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