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Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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44880
Who:
Scout
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1334
Who:
Soldier
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3094
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Sniper
Dude, we're on fire!
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1708
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1254
Who:
Sniper
Heck yes!
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10500
Who:
Engineer
That ain't the right way guys!
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748
Who:
Scout
Stand by little wagon!
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1892
Who:
Heavy
Ya'll just got branded!
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771
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1943
Who:
Spy
Another satisfied customer!
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3400
Who:
Engineer
Get to cart, men!
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750
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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749
Who:
Announcer
Time has been added
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1943
Who:
Announcer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3700
Who:
Soldier
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4415
Who:
Demoman
I see Spy!
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4436
Who:
Heavy
Teleporter goin' up!
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1694
Who:
Engineer
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1517
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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5439
Who:
Heavy
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30277
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Medic
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1843
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3636
Who:
Medic
I have many medals!
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957
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Heavy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3185
Who:
Scout
Is team time, doctor!
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2395
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5964
Who:
Engineer
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2370
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Demoman
We have the suitcase!
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637
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Announcer
The mission has started!
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1409
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Announcer
Charge me doc!
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1566
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Engineer
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22483
Who:
Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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3983
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Demoman
Ohh!
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1867
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1729
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Scout
*long laugh*
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9029
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Soldier
Fine job!
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1285
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Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7134
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Medic
Good on ya, mates!
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1083
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Sniper
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1652
Who:
Soldier
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1021
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Sniper
Help me capture this point!
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914
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Engineer
Here I come!
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2079
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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11852
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Soldier
Go right!
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744
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Sniper
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1141
Who:
Sniper
C'mon!
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1351
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Demoman
Ugh!
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1299
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Heavy
I am big war hero!
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1617
Who:
Heavy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10197
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Heavy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4383
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Spy
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4509
Who:
Scout
Thank you doctor!
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939
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7329
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Engineer
Spy in our midst!
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1530
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Spy
Bloody piker
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866
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6697
Who:
Soldier
Come along now, doctor!
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1275
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Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2180
Who:
Heavy
Move that gear up!
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870
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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9979
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Demoman
*big laugh*
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1828
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Heavy
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8366
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Medic
This did not just happen!
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3864
Who:
Scout
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3268
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Soldier
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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979
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Scout
*critical death*
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14105
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Heavy
G'day
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1406
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Sniper
Move!
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2217
Who:
Heavy
Doctor!
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1662
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Medic
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1356
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Heavy
Piss off, big-head
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30352
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Sniper
Boo-yah!
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1548
Who:
Soldier
We have lost the center control point!
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1571
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Announcer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4235
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Announcer
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1599
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Soldier
Bloody bogan
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2723
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Sniper
You best keep lyin' down!
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1044
Who:
Sniper
Guts and glory lads!
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4907
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Demoman
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4557
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Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies
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1938
Who:
Sniper
I am on fire!
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2849
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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1643
Who:
Engineer
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2309
Who:
Demoman
Pa-pow!
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4962
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy, mate!
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1277
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Sniper
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4606
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Medic
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2047
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Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4134
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3435
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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1988
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Medic
Gotcha, eyehole!
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803
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Engineer
Who will join me!?
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1266
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Spy
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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3005
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Soldier
You are not so good as you think!
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1837
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Heavy
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3060
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture!
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2971
Who:
Pyro
Doctor!
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1283
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Spy
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1933
Who:
Demoman
Help!
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2491
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Scout
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