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Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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Medic
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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Demoman
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
*critical death*
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Engineer
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Nice job, partner
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1907
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Engineer
Thanks!
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846
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2240
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Engineer
Yes!
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2510
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Demoman
Get to cart, men!
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726
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Heavy
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2757
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Engineer
*sings* Push!
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1900
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Heavy
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1115
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Scout
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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Soldier
Bon voyage, crouton!
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Soldier
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2053
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Sniper
Proceed!
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Spy
Get on point!
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717
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Heavy
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3272
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Sniper
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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726
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2673
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Engineer
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3254
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Soldier
Oh, the horror...
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Pyro
Many thanks!
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Heavy
I'm burn!
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Heavy
Was good trip!
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1767
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Heavy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
Put 'em up, pal!
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757
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Scout
That was too easy, mate!
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1247
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Sniper
Thank you
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Medic
Now doctor, now!
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Sniper
You failed! Stalemate!
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Medic!
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1896
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Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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Spy
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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726
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Scout
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1970
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Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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Demoman
You must defend our intelligence!
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Announcer
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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Scout
Nice shot!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Sniper
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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Spy
Ka-bluey!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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Announcer
Nice hustle!
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Scout
Medic!
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Scout
It is good day to be giant man!
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Heavy
Thanks, doc!
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Scout
I did what I could...
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Demoman
I am on fire!
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Soldier
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Get goin'!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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1851
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Nichts da!
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Medic
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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Sniper
*screams*
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Spy
At your pleasure, doctor!
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Spy
We have dropped the suitcase!
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612
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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730
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Announcer
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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Soldier
They are weakened!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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Medic
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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Demoman
Yo, incoming!
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Scout
Agh!
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Spy
Which one of you is crying?
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Heavy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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Scout
Help me capture!
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Pyro
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Stay close, guys!
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Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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Soldier
Not our finest moment!
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Spy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Where is your doctor, coward?
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Heavy
Yeah!
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Scout
Your luck runs out!
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Heavy
Many thanks!
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Spy
Our influence grows!
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Spy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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Spy
Wha!
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Scout
You must not fail this time!
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Announcer
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
Left!
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Heavy
No!
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Medic
Very good!
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Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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Sniper
That was my point you were standin' on
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Demoman
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