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Come to bomb wagon!
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745
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Heavy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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40334
Who:
Sniper
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3422
Who:
Scout
That Spy is not one of us!
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16040
Who:
Spy
You are dead, not big suprise!
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117578
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Heavy
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1925
Who:
Engineer
Security Alert!
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2365
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Announcer
Nope!
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56449
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Scout
Fight me, coward!
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1429
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
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4976
Who:
Demoman
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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40564
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Spy
*long laugh*
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4902
Who:
Sniper
Affirmative!
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797
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*!
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1352
Who:
Medic
Right face!
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813
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Soldier
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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830
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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3779
Who:
Heavy
Yo, batter up!
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946
Who:
Scout
Let's move it up!
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744
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*!
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3351
Who:
Medic
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1343
Who:
Soldier
To left!
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1005
Who:
Heavy
Nine!
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2972
Who:
Announcer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2278
Who:
Spy
Beauty!
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1175
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Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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797
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Scout
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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630
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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22233
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Scout
Catch this!
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790
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Scout
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
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Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9618
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Spy
My doctor still alive!
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1410
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Heavy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5765
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Sniper
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1122
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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1239
Who:
Heavy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3745
Who:
Spy
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
Who:
Heavy
Defend our control points!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Success! We have delivered the device!
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629
Who:
Announcer
Boing!
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1338
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5901
Who:
Engineer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2868
Who:
Heavy
You will help me defend my point!
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793
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1289
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Demoman
You. Are. Terrible!
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1608
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2672
Who:
Demoman
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5355
Who:
Sniper
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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874
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1896
Who:
Demoman
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5868
Who:
Engineer
Move!
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2377
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Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6144
Who:
Soldier
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8571
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Spy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7377
Who:
Spy
Appreciate it!
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908
Who:
Sniper
Get on the point!
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745
Who:
Heavy
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3812
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Spy
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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826
Who:
Announcer
Good job, everyone!
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1941
Who:
Heavy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2126
Who:
Medic
Bombs away!
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2148
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1529
Who:
Demoman
Have at them, lads!
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4031
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken the suitcase!
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632
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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813
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1890
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Announcer
One!
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3945
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Announcer
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1487
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Spy
Real smooth, dummy!
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1261
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Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1341
Who:
Announcer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1091
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Sniper
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1750
Who:
Sniper
Hah-hah!
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785
Who:
Scout
Spy in our midst!
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1520
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Spy
Gear forward!
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754
Who:
Soldier
Place a teleporter here!
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958
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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630
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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8184
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Soldier
Yah!
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1361
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1238
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1855
Who:
Sniper
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1640
Who:
Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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4031
Who:
Soldier
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3442
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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5090
Who:
Demoman
WE have the device!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2658
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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7402
Who:
Heavy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2373
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2123
Who:
Spy
Of course!
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1174
Who:
Spy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3279
Who:
Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7926
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3671
Who:
Scout
Stay close, guys!
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743
Who:
Scout
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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988
Who:
Scout
You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2402
Who:
Demoman
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4517
Who:
Sniper
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5439
Who:
Heavy
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