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Yah!
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1380
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Demoman
You got anything smart to say now?
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1698
Who:
Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1273
Who:
Sniper
Right house!
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806
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Soldier
Thanks, doc!
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816
Who:
Soldier
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6957
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Demoman
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3579
Who:
Soldier
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4431
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2065
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Engineer
Ugh!
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1296
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Heavy
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3621
Who:
Announcer
Disguise that!
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796
Who:
Scout
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2013
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Sniper
Aw, cripes! The cart!
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960
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Scout
Jawhol!
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15112
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Medic
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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806
Who:
Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7144
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Pyro
Success!
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13064
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Announcer
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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858
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6086
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Sniper
Where is your doctor, coward?
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1041
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Heavy
C'mon, move it up!
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764
Who:
Scout
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1074
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Scout
Fear me, cowards!
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1062
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Heavy
Do they make them shirts for men?
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923
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Sniper
Appreciate it!
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772
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Sniper
We got a Spy!
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1534
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Scout
*critical death*
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9843
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Engineer
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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850
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Sniper
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4230
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3464
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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4658
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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635
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Announcer
Very well!
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2460
Who:
Heavy
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1069
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Engineer
Good job
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2710
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Pyro
We pushin' this thing or what?
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853
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Scout
Do you remember me now?!
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2034
Who:
Heavy
Hoo-ahh!
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1646
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2628
Who:
Medic
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1969
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Scout
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8959
Who:
Soldier
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2809
Who:
Scout
Everyone, push cart!
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754
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Heavy
Jarate? No!
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135650
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Spy
Some assistance, please!
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1617
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1933
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Demoman
Let's all push this thing!
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738
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Scout
Ahh, piss!
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72703
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Sniper
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1728
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Spy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1360
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Sniper
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1841
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Heavy
*spit*
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1451
Who:
Sniper
Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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838
Who:
Scout
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29085
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2862
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Spy
Sentry down!
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22402
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Engineer
Get to the cart!
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698
Who:
Announcer
This is not a trick.
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10237
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Spy
Sentry up there!
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791
Who:
Scout
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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3347
Who:
Soldier
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4142
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Spy
Fire!
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1626
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Engineer
*critical death*
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43388
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Heavy
Onward great bomb cart!
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933
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Heavy
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13796
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Soldier
We are screwed!
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3368
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Scout
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32608
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Heavy
Run from the Sandvich!
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3319
Who:
Heavy
Steady, steady...
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1373
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Sniper
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1158
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Demoman
There can be only one!
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47229
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Demoman
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1457
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Sniper
Ya'll take that, rocket boy!
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765
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Engineer
Medic!
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Heavy
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4531
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Sniper
Another medal is good!
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1851
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Heavy
Look at me! Look at me!
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1414
Who:
Heavy
Oooh!
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4652
Who:
Heavy
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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746
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2463
Who:
Heavy
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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878
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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9327
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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43212
Who:
Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2696
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Announcer
I will never stop killing you!
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1543
Who:
Scout
Defend our control point!
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636
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Announcer
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4669
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Spy
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1548
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Soldier
You failed! Stalemate!
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7323
Who:
Announcer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9684
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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3094
Who:
Heavy
Prego!
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2672
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Spy
Bad!
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4065
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3678
Who:
Heavy
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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648
Who:
Announcer
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1847
Who:
Scout
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1510
Who:
Engineer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2048
Who:
Demoman
Let us move!
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1530
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Spy
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