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Hit that charge, doctor!
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2004
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Sniper
*critical death*
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7977
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2401
Who:
Pyro
I almost joined their bloody team
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1259
Who:
Demoman
Uh, no
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22032
Who:
Scout
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2864
Who:
Soldier
Nice aim!
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832
Who:
Scout
We must return cart!
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753
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken the Australium!
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640
Who:
Announcer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1314
Who:
Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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945
Who:
Announcer
Eat it fatty!
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5461
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2503
Who:
Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1715
Who:
Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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1920
Who:
Engineer
Who-aa!
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847
Who:
Scout
Dummkopfs!
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3129
Who:
Medic
Nice shot!
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967
Who:
Engineer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8296
Who:
Engineer
Thank you!
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2711
Who:
Heavy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2313
Who:
Demoman
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6647
Who:
Spy
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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63361
Who:
Medic
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1434
Who:
Soldier
We must defend this point!
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787
Who:
Medic
It is the dominationing!
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947
Who:
Demoman
We are opening the rocket!
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646
Who:
Announcer
Come, doctor!
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758
Who:
Heavy
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11376
Who:
Heavy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3504
Who:
Medic
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4147
Who:
Demoman
Ohhhhh...
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3165
Who:
Heavy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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866
Who:
Sniper
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1388
Who:
Engineer
Burn. In. Hell!
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2230
Who:
Demoman
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2568
Who:
Soldier
Thank you Engineer!
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11073
Who:
Medic
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1534
Who:
Demoman
Will you just- let's go!
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1739
Who:
Scout
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7564
Who:
Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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3714
Who:
Scout
Nice shot
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3056
Who:
Pyro
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1628
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1329
Who:
Demoman
Right house!
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812
Who:
Soldier
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2941
Who:
Announcer
Push the frickin' cart!
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839
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Scout
*critical death*
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9047
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Sniper
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2931
Who:
Soldier
Oh...
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2604
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, doc!
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881
Who:
Sniper
Hi ma!
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1377
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Scout
Wern't no thing
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941
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
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3384
Who:
Soldier
We have captured the control point!
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2084
Who:
Announcer
I need some help!
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1388
Who:
Soldier
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3149
Who:
Medic
Bombs away!
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2173
Who:
Sniper
Queen's rules?
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1439
Who:
Spy
Excellent!
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4283
Who:
Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7151
Who:
Medic
Argh
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1470
Who:
Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2427
Who:
Sniper
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19598
Who:
Engineer
*laughter*
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9329
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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4822
Who:
Demoman
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5685
Who:
Sniper
Medic is Spy!
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4325
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Heavy
Put sentry here
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3112
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2082
Who:
Engineer
Ping!
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834
Who:
Scout
Gesundheit!
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3566
Who:
Medic
Nice shot!
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1405
Who:
Sniper
Thank you, laborer!
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2650
Who:
Spy
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1680
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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8618
Who:
Sniper
Little help pushin' the cart?
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761
Who:
Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2728
Who:
Sniper
Come stand on the point!
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891
Who:
Spy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2185
Who:
Soldier
Who wants some of this?
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880
Who:
Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1862
Who:
Heavy
Good catch, buddy!
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778
Who:
Scout
Two!
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3072
Who:
Announcer
Domination, look it up
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1437
Who:
Scout
On me, doc!
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743
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1649
Who:
Engineer
Yah!
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1394
Who:
Demoman
To the left!
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929
Who:
Demoman
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2569
Who:
Spy
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2661
Who:
Spy
Aagh!
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3255
Who:
Heavy
Shall we?
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1859
Who:
Spy
Spies... bloody useless
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1346
Who:
Sniper
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4763
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1446
Who:
Scout
No...
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4008
Who:
Soldier
We have taken the suitcase!
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640
Who:
Announcer
I am waiting!
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2961
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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4733
Who:
Demoman
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