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Start fighting now!
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Announcer
Spy!
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13412
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Heavy
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4143
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Demoman
Who will join me!?
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1271
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Spy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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2016
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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4737
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Scout
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3098
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Sniper
Move these things up!
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925
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Spy
Schnell! Go get them!
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1977
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Medic
You're making me very cross!
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1738
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1397
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Soldier
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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35080
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Scout
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6053
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Medic
And that!
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1078
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Heavy
One
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5598
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Announcer
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2125
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Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Roger that!
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1221
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Soldier
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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1150
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Soldier
We've failed, men
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1829
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Soldier
Stupid bloody spies!
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3522
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Sniper
Who send all these babies to fight?
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5002
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Heavy
You didn't kill any of them!
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1821
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Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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870
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Sniper
We are killers!
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Heavy
Well done!
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651
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Announcer
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1757
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Demoman
Ugh
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1378
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Medic
Yeah!
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2781
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Scout
Dagh
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2887
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Medic
Augh!
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1535
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Scout
Yah!
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1390
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Demoman
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5899
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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639
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Announcer
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1885
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Scout
Need help defending this point!
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855
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Engineer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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Heavy
Yeah, gotcha!
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1238
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Scout
Five!
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3523
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Announcer
Ahahahahaha
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4683
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Pyro
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1536
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Demoman
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2087
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Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1233
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Demoman
No way!
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3333
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Scout
We must return cart!
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750
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Heavy
How's that feel, wimp?
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1027
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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4469
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
Your guns are for babies!
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Heavy
You are not so good as you think!
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1843
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Heavy
Thank you
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3096
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Pyro
Warning!
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5908
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Fire!
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Pyro
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1581
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Spy
*gibberish*
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14451
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Demoman
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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7053
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Spy
Doctor, this way!
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937
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Heavy
Oh, the horror...
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Pyro
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4449
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Spy
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
Thank you doc
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Pyro
Defend here!
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966
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Heavy
You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
Help me secure this point!
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922
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Medic
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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Engineer
Join me at bomb cart!
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740
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Heavy
We stop little cart!
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Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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Soldier
Thanks for ride!
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Heavy
Teaaaaaam!
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Medic
*sings*
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2435
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Engineer
You suck!
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24956
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Spy
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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Announcer
Incoming!
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Sniper
Right house!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Medic
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1722
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Demoman
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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Engineer
Idiot! Get on the point!
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Medic
Turn your head and cough!
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1388
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Medic
Let's waste 'em!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Spy
Spy!
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3880
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Demoman
We have taken the device!
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637
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Announcer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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759
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Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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1481
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Sniper
Alright!
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Scout
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1342
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Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2819
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Scout
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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Scout
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