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I am very happy!
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Heavy
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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830
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Scout
Woo-hoo!
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1708
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Scout
Hah-hah!
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785
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Scout
Are you even trying?
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825
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Scout
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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825
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Engineer
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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Announcer
Aye, give us a hand!
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Demoman
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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Heavy
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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Sniper
I feel tres bon!
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Spy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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1027
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Heavy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1185
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Sniper
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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Scout
Yaaaaargh!
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1742
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Soldier
Woo!
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Scout
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
Fire!
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1276
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Medic
*long laugh*
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Soldier
Splended!
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1042
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Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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Demoman
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1929
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Engineer
Piss off, you mongrels
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2013
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Sniper
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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Demoman
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
The Medic is a Spy!
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1462
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Sniper
We must return cart!
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Heavy
That's where books get you, professor!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Get to cart, men!
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Heavy
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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Demoman
Control point enabled!
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692
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Announcer
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
Overtime!
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Announcer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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Engineer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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Engineer
I'm burnin' up
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1680
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Engineer
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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Announcer
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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Spy
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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Soldier
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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Announcer
That Spy is not one of us!
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Spy
Help!
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Soldier
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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Sniper
Is our cart now!
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808
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Heavy
That wasn't so hard!
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755
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Sniper
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Dominated, hard-hat!
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Engineer
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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Soldier
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2482
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Soldier
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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752
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Scout
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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Medic
The Australium is about to self destruct!
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668
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Announcer
You are... stupid!
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Medic
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Hey overalls, you suck!
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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877
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Spy
Defend the freakin' point!
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860
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Scout
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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628
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Announcer
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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Sniper
Ka-bluey!
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Demoman
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
We have commandeered my point!
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Soldier
Medic!
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Engineer
Dominated, short-pants!
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Soldier
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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Scout
WE have the Australium!
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631
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Announcer
Go left!
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Spy
Help!
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1730
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Spy
Disguise that!
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790
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Scout
Fess...
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Medic
Flawless victory!
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Announcer
Is this... mon dieu!
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Spy
*growls*
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12493
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Sniper
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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Sniper
Push! Push the cart!
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Heavy
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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Scout
Defend our cart!
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632
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Medic
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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Soldier
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Scout
Hide cowards!
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Heavy
It seems I am not the only Spy
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Spy
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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Soldier
Howdy, partner!
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Spy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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Medic
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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Heavy
Nice shootin', tex!
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Engineer
*burp*
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Announcer
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