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Sentry ahead!
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1014
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Medic
The round has started!
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940
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2683
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Heavy
We must push little cart!
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2789
Who:
Heavy
No!
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4851
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Heavy
*critical death*
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17293
Who:
Scout
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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4126
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Demoman
Thanks doc!
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976
Who:
Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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1376
Who:
Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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4075
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Spy
First blood!
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812
Who:
Announcer
Medic!
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5317
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1892
Who:
Spy
Thanks, soldier!
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1895
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Soldier
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3235
Who:
Scout
Danke, herr doctor!
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2363
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Medic
Bah!
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1679
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Demoman
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1619
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Sniper
It's a fine thing, lads
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2080
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Demoman
Doc, c'mon man!
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3714
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Scout
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1604
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Demoman
That Scout is a Spy!
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1519
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hoo!
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1745
Who:
Scout
Buildin' a sentry!
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8788
Who:
Engineer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2094
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Scout
Incoming!
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13616
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Heavy
Shall we?
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1859
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Spy
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1077
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Sniper
*hawk* *spit*
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1566
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Sniper
Good job
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2726
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Pyro
No
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4306
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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71681
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Pyro
Dominated, eyepatch!
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851
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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7261
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1446
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Scout
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6984
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Spy
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1655
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Engineer
I'm running circles around ya!
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12308
Who:
Scout
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1118
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Scout
What the hell was that crap?!
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13785
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Scout
Work, damnit!
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3728
Who:
Scout
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2662
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Spy
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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1076
Who:
Sniper
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8846
Who:
Demoman
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3563
Who:
Engineer
Let's go!
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933
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Scout
Head right!
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761
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Engineer
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4704
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Spy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3297
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Demoman
Stalemate!
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2158
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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12254
Who:
Demoman
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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851
Who:
Announcer
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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640
Who:
Announcer
Down and give me 20!
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1362
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Soldier
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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9753
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2951
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Heavy
Happy trails, laborer!
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2116
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Spy
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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764
Who:
Scout
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2021
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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2825
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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10034
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Sniper
Left left!
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752
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3221
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3489
Who:
Heavy
Howdy, partner!
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2258
Who:
Spy
Put up fists!
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1799
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5660
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Heavy
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10137
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Spy
After you!
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1022
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Spy
*short laugh*!
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2269
Who:
Medic
Good job, everyone!
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1958
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Heavy
Moron!
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1035
Who:
Scout
Ya'll come back now!
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847
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Engineer
To the left!
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2469
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Pyro
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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641
Who:
Announcer
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1852
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Soldier
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1638
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Demoman
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18759
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Pyro
Spies... bloody useless
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1346
Who:
Sniper
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3822
Who:
Scout
Thanks for ride!
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1045
Who:
Heavy
Argh!
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979
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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77463
Who:
Spy
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4968
Who:
Soldier
Cheers!
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1516
Who:
Spy
Was there ever any doubt?
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7822
Who:
Spy
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1819
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2379
Who:
Soldier
Didn't hurt!
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2444
Who:
Scout
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3854
Who:
Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5921
Who:
Engineer
Fight on the point!
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850
Who:
Heavy
Time has been added
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1950
Who:
Announcer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2966
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2720
Who:
Spy
Teleporter goin' up!
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1712
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Engineer
No!
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4922
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1979
Who:
Scout
Bugger!
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1576
Who:
Sniper
I almost joined their bloody team
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1259
Who:
Demoman
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