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Head left!
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Engineer
Niet!
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6863
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Heavy
Get with the program!
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1130
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Soldier
Holy dooley!
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14039
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Sniper
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38649
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1720
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Soldier
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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804
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Engineer
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3776
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Spy
Move gear forward!
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1219
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Heavy
Put 'em up, pal!
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791
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Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15892
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Spy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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5340
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Heavy
Nah!
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7245
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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4955
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Sniper
Shall we?
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1853
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Spy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3468
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Medic
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2020
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Sniper
Security Alert!
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2387
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Announcer
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2214
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Engineer
Push! Push the cart!
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760
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Heavy
Some assistance, please!
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1641
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Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16031
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Scout
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1401
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Soldier
I live!
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1873
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Heavy
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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4672
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2139
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Medic
We must stop little cart!
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1277
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Heavy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4091
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Demoman
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1084
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Engineer
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2691
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Pyro
What?!
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9075
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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5994
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Spy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9714
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Medic
You best keep lyin' down
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768
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Sniper
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1624
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Engineer
Coward! Get on point!
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1035
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Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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3587
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Pyro
*evil laugh*!
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4690
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Medic
Boo!
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7206
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Pyro
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2495
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Soldier
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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808
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Announcer
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1704
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Engineer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1145
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Sniper
Stop the courier!
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1536
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Announcer
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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Demoman
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2841
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Demoman
You're a maniac!
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756
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Announcer
Get along there, little doggies
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1040
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Engineer
Well... alright!
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1590
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Demoman
Good shooting!
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Medic
Incoming!
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1085
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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4276
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Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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3209
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Sniper
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2146
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2146
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Scout
Charge!
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1344
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Soldier
We have taken the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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2006
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Soldier
I think not!
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10563
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Spy
Let's all push this thing!
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740
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Scout
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1306
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Soldier
So close!
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1009
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Scout
Help me defend!
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3236
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Pyro
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Hello fräuleins!
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Medic
You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
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Scout
We have dropped the Australium!
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638
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Announcer
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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Medic
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1388
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Sniper
Was there ever any doubt?
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Spy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
Aaaah!
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Soldier
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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Spy
That was delicious!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1392
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Sniper
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
C'mon move the cart!
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751
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Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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1293
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1949
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Demoman
I appreciate your help!
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1121
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Spy
Wonderful
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1071
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Medic
Good one, mate!
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1412
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Sniper
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6968
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Spy
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3962
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2514
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Pyro
Get to the control point!
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637
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Announcer
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1529
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1731
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3200
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Heavy
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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Scout
Fire!
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4194
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Pyro
Batta-swing!
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1730
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Scout
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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787
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Scout
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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890
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1983
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Soldier
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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Announcer
Steady, steady...
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Sniper
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