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Sentry ahead!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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7293
Who:
Engineer
Well done!
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989
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2055
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Soldier
Forward!
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849
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Medic
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6913
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Demoman
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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645
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Announcer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1329
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Announcer
Very bad!
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5359
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Heavy
Cart goes wrong way!
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930
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Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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2520
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2267
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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1980
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Medic
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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1095
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1962
Who:
Scout
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3834
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Spy
Bloody piker
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861
Who:
Sniper
Ya'll come back now!
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841
Who:
Engineer
You disgust me!
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1871
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Announcer
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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928
Who:
Announcer
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3400
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Medic
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7302
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Soldier
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1139
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Sniper
Little men steal our cart!
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1211
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Heavy
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1487
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Soldier
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1447
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Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5334
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Spy
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4636
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Scout
Charge!
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1329
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Soldier
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3572
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Soldier
Speek up next time, boy!
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821
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2929
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Heavy
Six!
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3065
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Announcer
Move the gear up lads!
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1057
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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3261
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Demoman
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1235
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2501
Who:
Pyro
I dominate you sawbones!
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980
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Demoman
Blammo!
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1245
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Soldier
Ours now!
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2054
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Heavy
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3664
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Pyro
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7494
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Scout
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1997
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Scout
*short laugh*
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43212
Who:
Spy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4073
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Demoman
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3970
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Sniper
Never, never, make me angry!
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2153
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Heavy
Sorry, ma'am
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2064
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Engineer
Incoming!
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1711
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Demoman
Incoming!
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922
Who:
Sniper
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1420
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Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4294
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Demoman
I appreciate your help!
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1115
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Spy
*critical death*
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12097
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Demoman
Charge me herr doctor!
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3970
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Medic
Go right!
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831
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Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6550
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Spy
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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841
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Engineer
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1679
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Sniper
Hyaaaa!
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2999
Who:
Medic
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3098
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Engineer
Get to cart, men!
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741
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Heavy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4789
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Spy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3304
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Soldier
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1928
Who:
Announcer
Oh no!
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54775
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1722
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Medic
Keep pushin' it!
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760
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2013
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Engineer
Nah!
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4081
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Sniper
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5950
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Engineer
Get 'em, boyos!
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2809
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Demoman
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10259
Who:
Demoman
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8348
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Scout
Charge me doc!
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1562
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Engineer
*grumbles*
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1704
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Sniper
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3402
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Medic
Of course!
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1185
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Spy
Boom!
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2027
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Soldier
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1386
Who:
Scout
That there was a fine piece of work
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3168
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Engineer
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2945
Who:
Engineer
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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30251
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Soldier
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11977
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Scout
I am hero!
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1288
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Heavy
I feel tres bon!
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9712
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Spy
Thanks!
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822
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Soldier
Thanks, doc!
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816
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Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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8493
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Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5162
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Spy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2450
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Scout
Let this be lesson for you!
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2724
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Heavy
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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4993
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1869
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Sniper
Activate the charge!
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30197
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Pyro
Good shot, lad
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986
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Demoman
Right face!
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819
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Soldier
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12643
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Heavy
On me, doc!
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734
Who:
Engineer
That was too easy mate!
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1493
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Sniper
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