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It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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Scout
Cheers, mate
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Demoman
Killing you is full time job now!
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Heavy
Stop the courier!
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Announcer
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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Engineer
Bombs away!
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Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
Huargh!
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Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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Pyro
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
We must defend this point!
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770
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Medic
Thanks lad!
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Demoman
Nice aim!
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Scout
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2013
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Heavy
Yes!
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Medic
That is a diet I call death!
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1926
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Spy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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Announcer
Your guns are for babies!
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Heavy
Push cart!
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Heavy
Fire!
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1833
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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Soldier
Mongrel!
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Sniper
This one's ours now!
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Sniper
Preposterous!
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Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Soldier
That there was a fine piece of work
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
I am charged!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Charge me herr doctor!
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Medic
Need help defending this point!
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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Soldier
Los los!
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Medic
Seize the control points!
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Announcer
Yeah...
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Soldier
Come here and defend!
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Sniper
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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Scout
I am coming for you again!
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Heavy
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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Heavy
Bloody bogan
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Sniper
Dominated, smokey!
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Engineer
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Spy
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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Announcer
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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Announcer
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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Soldier
Ready to charge!
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Medic
Sentry comin' up!
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Demoman
Coward!
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Announcer
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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Engineer
Damnit!
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Soldier
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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Engineer
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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Sniper
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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Scout
Spy, gentlemen
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Spy
Pow! Ha-ha!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Demoman
That Heavy is a Spy!
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Engineer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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Medic
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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Engineer
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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Demoman
Queen's rules?
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Spy
Good shot, man
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Demoman
That wasn't so bad!
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Sniper
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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Engineer
The teleporter goes here!
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Medic
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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Engineer
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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Sniper
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Push bomb cart! Move!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
Charge me doc!
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Engineer
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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Spy
I destroy coward toys!
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Bring it!
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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Heavy
C'mere, sister!
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Soldier
Incoming!
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Medic
*growl*
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Engineer
They are weakened!
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Medic
Help!
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Heavy
Get on then, mates!
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Sniper
You know, hiding won't save you!
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Spy
Another satisfied customer!
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Engineer
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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Announcer
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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Sniper
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