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Gotcha, herr doctor!
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Soldier
Aw, crap...
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6104
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Scout
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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860
Who:
Engineer
This will be the last time you see me!
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4237
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Spy
Go go go!
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3197
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Heavy
Need some help here!
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1170
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Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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8515
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Heavy
America wins again!
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4645
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Soldier
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4615
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3203
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Medic
Mach schnell!
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1636
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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3783
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Sniper
Bring it!
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754
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Scout
Come, doctor!
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751
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Heavy
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4907
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Soldier
That just ain't right!
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11746
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Engineer
Nah!
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7245
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Sniper
Steady, steady...
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3183
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Sniper
Fire!
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1320
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Sniper
Guts and glory lads!
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4915
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Demoman
Heads up!
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1050
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Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4488
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Sniper
*laughter*
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9303
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Heavy
All of you are dead!
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9345
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Heavy
Excellent!
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4266
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Spy
Hit me!
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3530
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Go go go!
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1399
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Engineer
We lose, but they do not win?
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3712
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Heavy
Soldier is Spy!
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2566
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Heavy
*burp*
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2156
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Announcer
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1669
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Demoman
Much obliged, partner
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2387
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Engineer
No, no, no! The cart!
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3221
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Scout
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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1279
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Scout
Job well done!
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2198
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Engineer
Who will join me!?
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1271
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Spy
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1141
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Scout
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2251
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Demoman
Howdy, partner!
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2253
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Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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2543
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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638
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Announcer
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1685
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Soldier
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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638
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Announcer
I should have done this long ago!
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1623
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Heavy
We have succeeded!
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1604
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Announcer
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8188
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Spy
Cry some more!
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38735
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Heavy
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5679
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Sniper
I am on fire!
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20182
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Soldier
Go go go!
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1062
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Scout
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2841
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Demoman
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1143
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1671
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Scout
That was all you!
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832
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Scout
Ding dong!
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4655
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Scout
*critical death*
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21089
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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1012
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Medic
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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3037
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Soldier
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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5027
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Demoman
*laughs* Yeah...
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48512
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Scout
Give us a hand here with this point
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1201
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Demoman
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3653
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Soldier
First blood!
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656
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Announcer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1956
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1156
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Sniper
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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750
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Scout
Heh-heh-heh!
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1035
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Scout
Need help capping this point!
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765
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Soldier
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Naturally
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2554
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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643
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3102
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Spy
*sings* Push!
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1940
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Heavy
Some assistance, please!
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1641
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Spy
*gibberish*
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4276
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Demoman
Ehh, thanks!
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1376
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Demoman
That ain't the right way guys!
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749
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Scout
*critical death*
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8009
Who:
Pyro
You call that snipin'?
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1202
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1646
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Engineer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2261
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2531
Who:
Demoman
You cannot hide, coward!
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1067
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Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9307
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Engineer
Good shot, lad
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998
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Demoman
Dominated, you red menace!
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901
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Soldier
*critical death*
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7719
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Demoman
Go right!
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764
Who:
Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7219
Who:
Soldier
Two
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4643
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Announcer
Never, never, make me angry!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3286
Who:
Demoman
This did not just happen!
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3868
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Scout
Gotcha, mumbles!
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795
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Engineer
Entire team is babies!
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Who:
Heavy
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3494
Who:
Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1383
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Engineer
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1265
Who:
Scout
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