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Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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Scout
Gotcha, crouton!
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1030
Who:
Soldier
The round has started!
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924
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Announcer
Job well done!
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Engineer
Atta boy!
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1239
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Scout
Activate the charge!
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Pyro
Alright, go left!
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839
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Scout
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1790
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Scout
Need a dispenser here!
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3937
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Demoman
Incoming!
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1200
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Spy
You must defend our intelligence!
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2321
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Announcer
Seize the control points!
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628
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Announcer
Incoming!
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1062
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Scout
I'm afraid not!
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15735
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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630
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Announcer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4794
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Soldier
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1499
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Soldier
Jarate? *cries*
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12149
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Spy
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5078
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Demoman
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2993
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Engineer
Yah!
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1361
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Demoman
Need a sentry here!
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1064
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Demoman
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5735
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Sniper
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5924
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Engineer
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
Is not possible!
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35355
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Heavy
They got a sentry up there!
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1104
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Scout
Fight to the death!
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989
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Announcer
Help me capture this point!
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909
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2048
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Soldier
Gotcha!
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1063
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Engineer
You're all losers!
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1240
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Scout
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
Help me!
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1101
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Sniper
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3251
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Soldier
Oh yeah!
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4169
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5014
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Sniper
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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1288
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Sniper
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1208
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Sniper
We push cart back!
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739
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Pyro
Oh, the horror...
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5548
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Pyro
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2835
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Pyro
Go right!
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758
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2403
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Engineer
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3433
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Medic
No way!
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3298
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Scout
Wuss
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808
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Sniper
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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758
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Engineer
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
To the cart!
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630
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Announcer
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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Heavy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3836
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Medic
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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1039
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Demoman
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1294
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Demoman
Left, left!
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742
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Sniper
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1982
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Sniper
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2024
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Scout
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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Heavy
And that is how you do it, men!
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1022
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Soldier
To the left!
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759
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Sniper
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2528
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Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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Demoman
Nice shot!
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Soldier
Coward!
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861
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Announcer
Thanks, paly!
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2333
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Scout
You must not fail this time!
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Announcer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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Scout
Yeah!
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5366
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Engineer
Who is with me?
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832
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Spy
Wern't no thing
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930
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Engineer
You failed!
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7352
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Pyro
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43053
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Engineer
Dominated, campground!
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787
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Engineer
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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887
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Engineer
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1750
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Sniper
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*!
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2034
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Medic
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1602
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Demoman
Get to the control point!
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631
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Announcer
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1286
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Announcer
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2235
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Soldier
This way, doctor!
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Spy
This is my intelligence!
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1328
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Soldier
Heartwarming
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2347
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Soldier
To the left!
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772
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Scout
You big-head wankers
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1727
Who:
Sniper
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4584
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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Soldier
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