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*severe pain*
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Medic
Seven!
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2233
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Announcer
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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Demoman
Augh!
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Scout
Is this... mon dieu!
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Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1450
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Announcer
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
I'm coming for you!
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Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Medic
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2538
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Announcer
Fight on the point!
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847
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Heavy
Medic!
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5167
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Demoman
You digust me, fat man!
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1864
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Spy
That was gettin' heavy!
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1451
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Engineer
You cannot hide, coward!
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1067
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Heavy
Got a nice piece of that!
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762
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Scout
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10368
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Demoman
You are not so good as you think!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1796
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Scout
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3642
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Announcer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4534
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Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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Spy
Additional time has been awarded
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1393
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Announcer
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1494
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Sniper
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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871
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Engineer
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2020
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Sniper
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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Spy
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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1797
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Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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Pyro
I feel alive!
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3482
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Heavy
To the right!
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815
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Spy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Oh yeah!
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Scout
Charge it doc!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1968
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Scout
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1431
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Scout
Move these machines up!
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1005
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Spy
Need a sentry here!
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1730
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Scout
Woo-ee!
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3233
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Engineer
Nah
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Sniper
Nice job
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815
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Engineer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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Demoman
To the left!
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776
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Engineer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2834
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Engineer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
*critical death*
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Pyro
Soldier is Spy!
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2566
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Heavy
I should have done this long ago!
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1623
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Heavy
Who will join me!?
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1271
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Spy
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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638
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Announcer
Two
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Announcer
*big laugh*
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Heavy
Yeah!
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Soldier
Coward!
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875
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Announcer
Heavy load comin' through!
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Engineer
At ease! *laughs*
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Sniper
I merely finished what your liver started!
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Spy
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
Which one of you is crying?
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Heavy
Dagh!
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2956
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1367
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Sniper
Good job, everyone!
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1955
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Heavy
Got the ball back!
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831
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Scout
You're doin' good lad
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Demoman
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
I dominate you sawbones!
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Demoman
Hoo-ahh!
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Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
*big laugh*
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1831
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Heavy
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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Engineer
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
That Spy is not one of us!
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You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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Sniper
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14200
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Medic
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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Sniper
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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Announcer
Catch this!
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804
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Scout
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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Sniper
No way!
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3333
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Scout
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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653
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Announcer
We have commandeered my point!
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Soldier
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3858
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Medic
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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Sniper
Begin!
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788
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Announcer
My skill is wasted on this team
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Medic
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1604
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Soldier
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1189
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Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3586
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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841
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Announcer
You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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638
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Demoman
You prancin' show-ponies
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1939
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2206
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Heavy
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7964
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Demoman
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Scout
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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Scout
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