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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Scout
We have commandeered my point!
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1167
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1560
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Engineer
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1985
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Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2980
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Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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10076
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Engineer
I am coming for you again!
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1208
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Heavy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4370
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Demoman
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1363
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Engineer
Stay close to cart!
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Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1258
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Sniper
Good to go!
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Medic
Medic!
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3390
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Engineer
Stupid stupid stupid!
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Heavy
Get to it!
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760
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Sniper
Nice job
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804
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Engineer
Gentlemen!
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70091
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Spy
The point is now available for capture!
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649
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Announcer
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4299
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Soldier
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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Heavy
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1209
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Engineer
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1740
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Scout
Nice shootin', tex!
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Engineer
Medic!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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2367
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Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2383
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Scout
Bloody piker
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858
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2048
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride!
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902
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Demoman
Heil us!
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1575
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Medic
Thank you!
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2614
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Heavy
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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Spy
Nah
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Sniper
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Aw, shucks
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1556
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Engineer
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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Announcer
C'mon, c'mon!
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759
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Scout
Security Warning!
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1529
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Announcer
No worries!
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1603
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Sniper
Gotcha, mumbles!
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785
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Engineer
Cah-rit!
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Soldier
Beauty!
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1175
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Sniper
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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Scout
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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Spy
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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763
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Engineer
Thank you doc
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Pyro
Good job! Let's see some more!
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694
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Announcer
Sentry comin' up!
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883
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Demoman
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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Engineer
Spy!
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Soldier
Much appreciated, doctor!
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974
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Spy
Howdy, partner!
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2241
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Spy
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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747
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Sniper
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2002
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Heavy
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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Announcer
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
Ah.. crepe!
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Demoman
*screams in pain*
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8547
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Spy
Bomb has stopped!
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890
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Heavy
Dominated, little-feller!
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797
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Engineer
Additional time has been awarded
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1381
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Announcer
No seriously, you all suck!
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Scout
They got a sentry up there!
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1104
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Scout
Dagh!
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2862
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Heavy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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Soldier
Pyro is Spy!
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Heavy
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
Don't hide behind your toys lad!
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Demoman
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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Scout
Gesundheit!
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Medic
Success!
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Announcer
Good work
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Engineer
Blow that up, cyclops!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Yo, incoming!
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Scout
That just ain't right!
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Engineer
Sentry right up there!
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1298
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Engineer
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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Pyro
Coward! Get on point!
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Heavy
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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Soldier
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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Spy
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3940
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Medic
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Spy
Flank right!
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772
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Soldier
Aygh
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1238
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Medic
*short laugh*
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1239
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Sniper
Keep pushin' it!
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758
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Scout
So close!
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1002
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Scout
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1357
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Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1984
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Soldier
Incoming!
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Pyro
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