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*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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Scout
Holy dooley
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Sniper
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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949
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Announcer
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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1014
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Engineer
*tsk*
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1893
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Demoman
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2183
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Scout
Move these machines up!
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1005
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Spy
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5899
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Scout
Ya'll come back now!
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846
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Engineer
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3277
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Soldier
Move!
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2401
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Spy
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13927
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Soldier
Aygh
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1257
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Medic
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2214
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Engineer
Piece of piss
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4034
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Sniper
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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944
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Announcer
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2137
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Medic
*critical death*
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6066
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Sniper
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31858
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Engineer
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2208
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Heavy
Woo!
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1610
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2136
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Spy
Time to get blottered!
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3351
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Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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3988
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Demoman
First blood!
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807
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2236
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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3406
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2206
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Heavy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1975
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Engineer
Doc, c'mon man!
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3700
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Scout
I am melting!
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15846
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Medic
Baby team has cart!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Scout
Thank you
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1402
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Medic
Right!
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793
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Medic
Хорошо!
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Heavy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2050
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Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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3591
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Heavy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3321
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Soldier
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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63227
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Medic
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2020
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Sniper
Of course!
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1195
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Spy
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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1356
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Soldier
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1724
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Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1407
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Medic
*short laugh*
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1915
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Demoman
I am very happy!
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4643
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Heavy
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3416
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Medic
Dominated, campground!
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794
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Engineer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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897
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Sniper
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1095
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Sniper
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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Medic
Bonk!
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Scout
Yes!
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3203
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Heavy
Yeah, gotcha!
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1238
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Scout
*gibberish*
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4813
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Demoman
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30324
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Medic
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1767
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Spy
Flawless victory!
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1303
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Announcer
Boo!
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4270
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Soldier
Nice shot!
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962
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Engineer
Heh-he-hah!
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Soldier
Gentlemen! Let's launch that monkey!
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906
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Announcer
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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1410
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Demoman
After you!
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1016
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Spy
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1744
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Soldier
Cream gravy!
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37368
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Engineer
Help capture point!
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1074
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Heavy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14550
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Spy
Bloody hell
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3540
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Demoman
Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
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Scout
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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Soldier
Spy in our midst, men!
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1636
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Soldier
Assistance bitte!
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1649
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Medic
Come, knock me off it!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4235
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Engineer
Way to go, paly!
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882
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Scout
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
Moron!
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1026
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Scout
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1847
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Scout
You failed! Stalemate!
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Announcer
Charge!
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1344
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Soldier
Alrighty then!
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31316
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Engineer
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Scout
Bad!
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4089
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Heavy
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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Engineer
Five
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Announcer
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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778
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Engineer
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
They got a sentry up there!
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1112
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Scout
Hit charge!
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Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Sniper
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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Sniper
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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Scout
I don't think they saw that one coming
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Demoman
Left face!
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774
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Soldier
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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Soldier
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