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Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
You drew first? *laughs*
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1347
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Heavy
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2079
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Soldier
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2810
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Announcer
Got the ball back!
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831
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Scout
I am on fire!
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20168
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Soldier
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1214
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Demoman
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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642
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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20490
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Scout
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2536
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Announcer
Heh-heh-hah!
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918
Who:
Scout
That is a diet I call death!
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1989
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Spy
We must push little cart!
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2780
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Heavy
Buildin' a sentry!
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8764
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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3474
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Sniper
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8875
Who:
Demoman
We have succeeded!
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1602
Who:
Announcer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1601
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Sniper
Go right!
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752
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Medic
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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842
Who:
Engineer
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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885
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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918
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Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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81605
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Scout
Here I come!
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2081
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Heavy
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1725
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Announcer
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1034
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Heavy
Run home to mama!
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1894
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Heavy
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8086
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Heavy
*sings* Push!
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1940
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2494
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Scout
Piss off, big-head
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30368
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2072
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Sniper
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9361
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Demoman
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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933
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Sniper
Danke Engineer!
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2672
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Medic
Appreciate it, mate!
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1321
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Sniper
First blood!
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647
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Announcer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1374
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Announcer
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1500
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Demoman
Aw, jeez!
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2043
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Scout
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1937
Who:
Scout
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5178
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Spy
Augh!
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1255
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Sniper
Get to the control points!
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637
Who:
Announcer
Ay... what just happened?
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31231
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Demoman
Good shot, mate!
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30888
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Sniper
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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2123
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Heavy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1082
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2234
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Demoman
Maniac!
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643
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Announcer
Stalemate!
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2120
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Announcer
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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3344
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Sniper
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Spy
We pushin' this thing or what?
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854
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Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1859
Who:
Heavy
Much obliged
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1393
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1913
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Demoman
Get the device to the rocket!
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635
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Announcer
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1846
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Demoman
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8357
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Medic
Woo-hoo!
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2258
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Engineer
*critical death*
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9312
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Sniper
*hiss*
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2803
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Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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2170
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1726
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Spy
*short laugh*!
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2138
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Medic
Attack!
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4784
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Soldier
Get goin'!
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1228
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Demoman
Put sentry here
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3081
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Heavy
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1078
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Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Ohh!
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1867
Who:
Heavy
Gotta stop the cart!
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796
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Scout
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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Spy
I love this doctor!
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7197
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Heavy
Ahh, piss
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4678
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Sniper
That'll cut you back down to size!
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787
Who:
Engineer
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1668
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Demoman
Wa!
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877
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Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3677
Who:
Scout
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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1451
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3479
Who:
Heavy
Agh!
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1445
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Spy
Defend the freakin' point!
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873
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1660
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Soldier
Augh!
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1564
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Spy
Am I gonna have to capture this thing by myself?
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957
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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5013
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Scout
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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764
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Scout
So close!
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1004
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Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6788
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Sniper
New weapon is good!
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4680
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Heavy
Yeah!
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2774
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2202
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11247
Who:
Scout
Sandvich make me strong!
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10838
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Heavy
On me, doc!
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738
Who:
Engineer
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12348
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Engineer
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