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The worm has turned, gentlemen
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Soldier
Killing you is full time job now!
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2488
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Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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8463
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Heavy
Let's have a go at it!
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2811
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Sniper
You cannot hide, coward!
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1044
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Heavy
You will help me defend my point!
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793
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Soldier
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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798
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Engineer
Who is with me?
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832
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Spy
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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4317
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Scout
*happy laugh*!
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1927
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Medic
*screams*
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9809
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Spy
I must be dreaming!
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1907
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Spy
Nice shot!
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1370
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Sniper
Augh!
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1509
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Scout
Onward great bomb cart!
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921
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Heavy
Move machine up!
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994
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Heavy
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3139
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Demoman
Nein!
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12864
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Medic
This is my intelligence!
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1328
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Soldier
Holy dooley
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4658
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Sniper
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1208
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Engineer
Let's waste 'em!
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1098
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Scout
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1982
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Sniper
I am charged!
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1275
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Medic
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2898
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Medic
Medic!
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14093
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38175
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Demoman
Now go!
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1218
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1716
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Engineer
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1153
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Scout
Thank you
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1391
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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Heavy
We did it, camarade!
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1156
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Medic
Blammo!
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1240
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Soldier
Hide coward! I will find you!
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934
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Heavy
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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1053
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Sniper
Augh...
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1316
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Spy
Today is a good day!
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5227
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Soldier
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2421
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Sniper
But of course!
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7492
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Spy
*short laugh*
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5469
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Demoman
I never really was on your side!
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10572
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Spy
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1119
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Sniper
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1251
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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2220
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Engineer
Wa-hah!
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1042
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Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7076
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Spy
Forward!
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876
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Soldier
Boo-yah!
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1539
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Soldier
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1473
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Engineer
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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1097
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Engineer
Disguise that!
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790
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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3370
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Heavy
Prepare to capture the suitcase!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2672
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Demoman
I'm burn!
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1755
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Heavy
Wicked!
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1099
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Scout
Spy around here!
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3368
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Engineer
Dagh
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2845
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Medic
Agh, no!
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4773
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Demoman
Medic!
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2228
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Spy
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7800
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Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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2479
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Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10446
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3778
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3241
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Demoman
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2892
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Announcer
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1075
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Scout
Entire team is babies!
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Heavy
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1084
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Engineer
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11721
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Medic
Control point enabled, get going!
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636
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Announcer
*big laugh*
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1818
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Heavy
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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9795
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Engineer
Deploy a teleporter here!
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838
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Soldier
Oh me mother Tilly
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4830
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Demoman
Help!
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3116
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Heavy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1749
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Spy
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3410
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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Demoman
And this!
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1715
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Heavy
You mean nothing to me now!
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1943
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Heavy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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Demoman
You wimps suck!
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2305
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Scout
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1021
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Sniper
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1319
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Scout
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
Alright!
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2029
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Sniper
I didn't need your help, you know...
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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Engineer
The point is now available for capture!
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649
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Announcer
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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Scout
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1790
Who:
Scout
Spot on!
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801
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Sniper
*evil laugh*!
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3894
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Medic
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Who:
Spy
Do you remember me now?!
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2029
Who:
Heavy
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