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Well, this was a dissapointment!
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Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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Scout
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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Sniper
Domination, look it up
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Scout
And that is how you do it, men!
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Soldier
What've we learned? I always win!
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Scout
Yoink!
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1486
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Scout
Good job! Let's see some more!
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698
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Announcer
Burn. In. Hell!
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Demoman
Cart goes wrong way!
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930
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Heavy
Who dares stand against me now?
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Heavy
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1100
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Engineer
Control point enabled, get going!
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638
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Announcer
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4368
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Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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Engineer
Bugger!
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1553
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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12254
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Heavy
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1423
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Scout
Trust me.
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Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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Spy
Left!
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818
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1246
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Sniper
Gotcha!
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Engineer
Charge me!
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Heavy
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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840
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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Demoman
Affirmative!
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Soldier
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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Spy
Come, take it back!
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Heavy
Scout is Spy!
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Heavy
You've done me proud, boys!
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Soldier
Doctor, I am the better man!
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Engineer
Failure!
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Announcer
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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Spy
Uh oh.
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Announcer
Cream gravy!
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Engineer
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Spy
Nah
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Sniper
We have secured the control point!
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Announcer
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
How could this happen?
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Heavy
You are the last one alive!
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Announcer
Come, doctor!
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Heavy
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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Demoman
Medic!
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Demoman
Defend the freakin' point!
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Scout
Take that!
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Heavy
Oh...
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Soldier
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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Sniper
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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Soldier
You just ain't doin' it right!
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Engineer
Hyaaaa!
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Medic
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Medic
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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Demoman
Fight like big man!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
We are about to deploy the device!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Maniac!
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639
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Announcer
Look at me! Look at me!
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Heavy
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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Sniper
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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Sniper
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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Engineer
You failed!
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Pyro
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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Sniper
Gotcha, mumbles!
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Engineer
Piss off, big-head!
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Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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Demoman
You didn't kill any of them!
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Announcer
Naturally
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Spy
*growls*
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Sniper
Next time, try two eyes!
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Scout
Other team has cart!
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Heavy
Hey overalls, you suck!
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Scout
Incoming!
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Pyro
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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Heavy
To the left!
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Scout
The device has returned to the drop site.
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633
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
*burp*
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Announcer
Ahh that's the stuff!
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Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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Demoman
Three
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Announcer
That Spy ain't on our side!
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Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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Engineer
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Heavy
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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Demoman
Spy!
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Scout
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