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Oh hey, you suck!
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Scout
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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830
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Scout
I don't think they saw that one coming
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Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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877
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Spy
*critical death*
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350842
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Scout
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1258
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Engineer
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13837
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Engineer
Maniac!
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637
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Announcer
Good one, mate!
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1395
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2749
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Sniper
Come help me capture this!
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895
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Spy
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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966
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Scout
Let's do this Texas style!
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5641
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Engineer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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747
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Sniper
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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1115
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Scout
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3033
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2284
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Pyro
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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38499
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5707
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Medic
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
Spy!
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3840
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Demoman
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1564
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Sniper
You feel shame? Ya?
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2018
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Heavy
Good job, everyone!
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964
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Heavy
At ease! *laughs*
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4958
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Sniper
Good on ya, mates!
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1070
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Sniper
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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628
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Announcer
Deploy a teleporter here!
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838
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Soldier
Aw, crap...
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6007
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2220
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Engineer
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2061
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Sniper
Good work!
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863
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Soldier
*gibberish*
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43975
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Demoman
I love that little gun!
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1442
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Engineer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2000
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Heavy
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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1828
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Soldier
You're a maniac!
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745
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Announcer
No!
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114577
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Heavy
Move that kit up!
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780
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Demoman
Flank left!
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775
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Soldier
Ey!
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952
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Scout
Go go go!
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992
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Sniper
*laughter*
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9224
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Heavy
Engineer is Spy!
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6830
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Heavy
Let's do it!
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10512
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Demoman
Sorry, ma'am
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2054
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Engineer
What?!
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6788
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Scout
Ripper, you little
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827
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2478
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23668
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3894
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Medic
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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829
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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3160
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Spy
*severe pain*
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4629
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Demoman
This sucks!
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5437
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2253
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Demoman
Oh no!
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12393
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Spy
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1443
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Scout
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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917
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Sniper
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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Spy
Yo, incoming!
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2184
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Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1663
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Spy
Woo-hoo!
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1708
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Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2373
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Heavy
Get over here and help me defend
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961
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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3891
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Scout
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1428
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Scout
Coward!
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1308
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Spy
Yo it should be goin' that way!
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744
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11737
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Pyro
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2448
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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6994
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Go go go!
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1390
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Engineer
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1442
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Scout
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23998
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Spy
Get bloody goin!
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2678
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Sniper
There ya go!
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988
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Sniper
I never really was on your side!
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10572
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Spy
Help defend!
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1220
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Heavy
Spy!
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2755
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Medic
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3058
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Heavy
Move that gear up!
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751
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Sniper
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1168
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1471
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Engineer
Aw, crap!
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6199
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Scout
Fight to the death!
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989
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Announcer
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1480
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Soldier
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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903
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Engineer
Dammit!
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8977
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Engineer
I'm afraid not!
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15737
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Spy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1627
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Scout
I'm running circles around ya!
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12094
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Scout
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1178
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Scout
Thank you, laborer!
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2643
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Spy
Huargh!
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15308
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Engineer
That Spy is one of them!
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1288
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Engineer
Head left!
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732
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Engineer
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1026
Who:
Heavy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1075
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Demoman
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