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Stand next to little cart!
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753
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Heavy
Yeah, that's right!
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927
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Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1691
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Engineer
Fear me, cowards!
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1071
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Heavy
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2701
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Sniper
Damnit!
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Soldier
Medic!
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5167
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Demoman
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6947
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Demoman
*critical death*
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22509
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Scout
We must push little cart!
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2785
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Heavy
First blood!
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703
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Announcer
The dispenser goes here!
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3812
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Medic
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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5027
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Demoman
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6539
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Scout
*laughs*!
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1808
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1728
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Spy
We push cart back!
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747
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Heavy
Pa-pow!
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4968
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1488
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Engineer
We have taken the Australium!
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639
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Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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5749
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Medic
We did it mates!
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1245
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Demoman
Augh...
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1324
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Spy
The round has started!
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936
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Announcer
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2563
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Spy
Thanks, doc!
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825
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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Soldier
Missed me!
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1022
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Scout
Alert, sentry ahead!
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Soldier
Incoming!
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Demoman
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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2015
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Announcer
You live in a van! *laughs*
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Spy
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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Medic
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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Soldier
It seems I am not the only Spy
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Spy
Okay!
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3571
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Soldier
Papers, please!
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4916
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Medic
How could this happen?
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44392
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2126
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Soldier
Put 'em up, pal!
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791
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Scout
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1470
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Scout
Zwoosh!
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5091
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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17516
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Sniper
Ya'll come back now!
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846
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Engineer
Right!
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853
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Spy
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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982
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2001
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Engineer
No!
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2027
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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6114
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Demoman
Four!
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Announcer
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3494
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Medic
Yoink!
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1491
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Scout
Danke Engineer!
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2674
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Medic
Doctor!
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5863
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Heavy
*critical death*
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6063
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Medic
Spy around here!
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1594
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Demoman
That Spy is one of them!
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1298
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Engineer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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1053
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Sniper
Let's have a go at it!
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2843
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Sniper
Teaaaaaam!
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6931
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Medic
Get to the control points!
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640
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Announcer
Aye!
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2259
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Demoman
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3858
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Medic
Ugh.
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3345
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Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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Scout
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1000
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Spy
Back-stab that, you snake!
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Sniper
Control point enabled, move!
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661
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Announcer
Come, knock me off it!
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Heavy
Crikey!
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Sniper
Alrighty then!
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Engineer
That's from yours truly, son!
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911
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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Engineer
Spy here!
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Sniper
The device is about to self destruct!
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1146
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1836
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Demoman
You failed!
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Pyro
*screams*
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9931
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Spy
Mach schnell!
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1636
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Medic
Boo!
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9087
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Heavy
Need help cappin' this point!
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753
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Engineer
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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30306
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Heavy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1588
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Sniper
Thank you!
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2644
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Heavy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2267
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Soldier
Tagged ya!
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754
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1720
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Soldier
Work, damnit!
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3727
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Scout
Ah, that was rubbish!
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1914
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Announcer
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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2007
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Spy
Excellent!
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Spy
Right right!
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759
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Medic
After you!
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1016
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Spy
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