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We need to defend this point!
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Soldier
Incoming!
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922
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Sniper
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4224
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Announcer
Good one, mate!
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1406
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Sniper
Who will join me!?
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1260
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Spy
Augh!
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1244
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Sniper
Defend this point!
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774
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Soldier
Who will join me?
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863
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Spy
I am melting!
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15783
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Medic
Now, doctor... now!
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9012
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Sniper
Very well!
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2460
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38530
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Soldier
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1029
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10550
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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8229
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Soldier
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1707
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2003
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Soldier
Burn. In. Hell!
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2200
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Demoman
Dominated, you red menace!
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893
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Soldier
*critical death*
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17070
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Scout
Spy here!
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1003
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Sniper
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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831
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Announcer
Well played!
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1875
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Spy
Bloody bogan!
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3306
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Sniper
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3441
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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2047
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Medic
*big laugh*
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1579
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Heavy
You cannot hide, coward!
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1055
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3908
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Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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1576
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Soldier
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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Soldier
Eaugh!
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2017
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Spy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3480
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Medic
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1929
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Sniper
What did they expect?
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Spy
Engineer is Spy!
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Heavy
Good work!
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866
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Soldier
I'm not even winded!
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1869
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Scout
Now we're doin' it, now we're doin' it!
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841
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Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1574
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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3542
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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3799
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Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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784
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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845
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Scout
*severe pain*
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1913
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Soldier
Good hands, buddy!
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753
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Scout
I'm movin' this!
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1434
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Engineer
The round has commenced!
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767
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Announcer
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1728
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Spy
We have commandeered my point!
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1179
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Soldier
Take that, book-smarts!
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1263
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Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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801
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Scout
Yes!
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7113
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Spy
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1870
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Spy
*long laugh*
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14637
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Demoman
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2532
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Announcer
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3767
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Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2759
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Soldier
Is team time, doctor!
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2387
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Heavy
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1971
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2904
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Demoman
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1532
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Sniper
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2163
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2362
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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6547
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Spy
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1207
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Demoman
Giddy up!
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3400
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Engineer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1450
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Scout
That Spy is an enemy!
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2289
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Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Scout
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2540
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Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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1264
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Sniper
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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929
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Engineer
Defend our control points!
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634
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Announcer
Need a sentry here!
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1085
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Demoman
How's that feel, wimp?
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1016
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Scout
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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Engineer
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15962
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Heavy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
Go go go!
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1321
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2542
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Pyro
So close!
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1002
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Scout
After you!
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1012
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Spy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3049
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Demoman
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1755
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Sniper
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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824
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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30453
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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2065
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Engineer
*critical death*
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8953
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Medic
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1545
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Soldier
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1605
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1459
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2929
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1202
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Spy
Will you just- let's go!
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1719
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Scout
We pushin' this thing or what?
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853
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Scout
Boink!
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Scout
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8077
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Demoman
I am hero!
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Heavy
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1648
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Scout
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