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Thanks, doc!
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Soldier
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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Scout
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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Spy
Okay!
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Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2003
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Sniper
Yaaah!
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Soldier
Crikey!
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1478
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Sniper
Agh, no!
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4839
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Demoman
I am bullet-proof!
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42381
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Heavy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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Soldier
They have the device!
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640
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Announcer
Bam!
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1413
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Engineer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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Engineer
Flank left!
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779
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Soldier
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2281
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Spy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4158
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Spy
Trust me.
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Spy
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4357
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Demoman
Thank you!
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1255
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Spy
Go right!
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754
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Medic
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2496
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Soldier
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2041
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Sniper
Agh, cart is gone!
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Heavy
I am giant!
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1939
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Heavy
Fire!
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1427
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Sniper
Oh, what's up?
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Scout
Augh!
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1207
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Scout
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1655
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Heavy
To the left!
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778
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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11749
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Engineer
You failed! The enemy has destroyed our base!
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982
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Announcer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1466
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Demoman
Eaugh!
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2031
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Spy
We must stop little cart!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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2481
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Heavy
You're making me very cross!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Medic
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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1043
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Scout
Time to hide, cowards!
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1445
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Heavy
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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639
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Announcer
Hey wimps!
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1091
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Scout
My flesh, it burns!
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2840
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Heavy
That outcome was never really in doubt
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Spy
You're an embarrassment!
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1338
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Announcer
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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860
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Engineer
Thanks!
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Sniper
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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Spy
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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Soldier
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1595
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Demoman
The Australium is ready for pickup. Go!
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643
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Announcer
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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Spy
More defense required here!
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826
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Spy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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Medic
*short laugh*
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Heavy
Keep that cart movin'!
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744
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Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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1440
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Demoman
Bring it!
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754
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Scout
You prancin' show-ponies
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1940
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1409
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Demoman
Defend here!
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967
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Heavy
Good on ya!
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806
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Sniper
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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1029
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Scout
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5922
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Sniper
Incoming!
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2229
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Heavy
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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641
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Announcer
You are now without doctor!
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996
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
Hi ma!
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Scout
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2954
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Engineer
Next time, try two eyes!
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Scout
Go right!
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747
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Sniper
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1975
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Engineer
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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Announcer
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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Announcer
Way to duck!
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774
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Scout
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1728
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2139
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Medic
Cheers!
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Spy
Thank you doctor!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Heavy
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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Engineer
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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Sniper
The device has returned to the drop site.
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636
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Announcer
Nah
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Engineer
Pyro is Spy!
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Heavy
Charge me!
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2413
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Heavy
Three!
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Announcer
Cheers doctor!
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1223
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Spy
*evil laugh*!
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4691
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Medic
I am waiting!
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2945
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Spy
This is unnacceptable!
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4933
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Medic
Everyone, push!
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750
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Kill them all! *laughs*
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Heavy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Engineer
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