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Crikey!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1477
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Scout
Deploy a sentry here!
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Soldier
Boo!
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4270
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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49463
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1378
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Soldier
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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Heavy
Aaaah!
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1262
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Soldier
Of course!
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1195
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Spy
I can not believe this!
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1679
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Scout
Nichts da!
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Medic
I'm burn!
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1772
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Heavy
Nah
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5342
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Engineer
You're making me very cross!
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1738
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Demoman
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2159
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Soldier
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1277
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Heavy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6539
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Scout
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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44970
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Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15668
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Spy
You got anything smart to say now?
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1709
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Scout
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4390
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1536
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Soldier
*sings*
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3469
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Heavy
We're not giving it back
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We must all push!
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740
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Heavy
Fight me, coward!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Pyro
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4646
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Soldier
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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Scout
Help!
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1589
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Engineer
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2290
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Engineer
Piss off, big-head!
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8589
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Sniper
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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Engineer
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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941
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Scout
Move 'em out!
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1090
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Engineer
Thank you, my friend!
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1407
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Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1869
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Soldier
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4667
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1945
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Spy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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Sniper
We are killers!
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1502
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Heavy
Follow me doctor!
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Heavy
Oooh!
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4671
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Heavy
My appreciation, amigo!
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3639
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Spy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1513
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Demoman
Thanks for the ride!
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893
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Scout
Yaaah!
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Soldier
Go right!
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749
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Engineer
What?!
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9075
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Scout
Help me pin this down!
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3307
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Sniper
Phew!
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1253
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Engineer
We have secured the control point!
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1236
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Announcer
This will be the last time you see me!
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Spy
Right up! Right up!
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761
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Sniper
Yes!
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2744
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Soldier
I love that little gun!
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1465
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Engineer
Come, take it back!
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1739
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Heavy
Let us move!
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1542
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Spy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
Niet!
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6863
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Heavy
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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Scout
Bugger
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1257
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Sniper
Thank you Engineer!
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Medic
Punk!
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857
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Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1975
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Engineer
Time to fight!
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Announcer
Fire!
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Heavy
I need some help!
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Soldier
Idiot! Get on the point!
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Medic
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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Sniper
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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Pyro
Sentry up ahead!
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825
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Demoman
You look like death warn over!
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Spy
Follow me, doctor!
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752
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Heavy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1145
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Sniper
Ding dong!
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4655
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Scout
Incoming!
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1023
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Medic
I love my ball!
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3138
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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989
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Heavy
At ease! *laughs*
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5010
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Sniper
Hold this point!
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833
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Engineer
Was good trip!
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1804
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15169
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Heavy
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
C'mon, c'mon!
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768
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Scout
Let's go!
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929
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Scout
Jarate? No!
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Spy
Ehh, thanks!
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1376
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Demoman
Holy dooley
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Sniper
*big laugh*
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1588
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Heavy
You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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638
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Announcer
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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Soldier
The sentry goes here!
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933
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Medic
Seven!
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2233
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Announcer
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