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*happy laugh*
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Heavy
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
We need to defend this point!
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770
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Soldier
Crikey!
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Sniper
Charge now, doctor!
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Heavy
You wimps suck!
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Scout
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Soldier
Guess I got the midas touch!
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Engineer
Yo, heads up!
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853
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Scout
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1086
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Engineer
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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Soldier
Get behind me doctor!
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1797
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Heavy
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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Soldier
Move these machines up!
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990
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Spy
Let the games begin!
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1273
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Announcer
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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3153
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Spy
*critical death*
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37345
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Soldier
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Much obliged, partner
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2375
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Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1686
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Scout
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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887
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Engineer
Get goin'!
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Engineer
Slap it now!
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Spy
Do you remember me now?!
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2029
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Heavy
Wa!
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879
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Scout
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1637
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Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2547
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Soldier
Buildin' a sentry!
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Engineer
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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Heavy
Help me capture the point!
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Heavy
Turn your head and cough!
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Medic
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2448
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Heavy
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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1047
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Demoman
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1964
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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Soldier
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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Scout
Oh, please!
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Spy
Thanks, doc!
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813
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Soldier
C'mere, pumpkin!
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Soldier
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Incoming!
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Scout
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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Spy
Nice aim!
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Scout
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1004
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Sniper
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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Scout
I require assistance!
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Medic
Heck no
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31476
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Engineer
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Scout
We have captured the center control point!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Now, doctor... now!
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Sniper
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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Scout
We have dropped the suitcase!
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Announcer
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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Scout
Boing!
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Scout
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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Heavy
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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Scout
I'm dyin' here!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Scout
Bloody hell!
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Demoman
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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Medic
I was told we would be fighting men!
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Heavy
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
Bloody bogan
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Sniper
Your team is dead, good luck!
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Announcer
*sings*
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Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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Scout
Was good trip!
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Heavy
The device has returned to the drop site.
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628
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Announcer
Hold this point!
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Engineer
Dammit, fellas!
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Engineer
Wa!
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873
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Scout
God save the Queen!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2431
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Scout
Some assistance, please!
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Spy
Was there ever any doubt?
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7773
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Spy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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Medic
Six!
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Come on, I don't have all day!
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Spy
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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Pyro
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
We are opening the rocket!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2048
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Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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Announcer
Peek-a-boo!
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10356
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Spy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
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