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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Scout
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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896
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Announcer
Rally 'round! Help me capture this point!
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898
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Soldier
Help!
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1526
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Engineer
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2110
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Engineer
The teleporter goes here!
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Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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756
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Sniper
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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8773
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Soldier
Wha!
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814
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Scout
Head left!
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781
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Demoman
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2104
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Demoman
What'd you guys, give up?
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1122
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Scout
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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Scout
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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Spy
Nice job, partner
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Engineer
Doc, this way!
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Scout
March you lazy bums!
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780
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
First rate!
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1081
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Spy
I have many medals!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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5396
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Demoman
This here point is ours now!
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Engineer
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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902
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Sniper
Ding dong!
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Scout
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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Soldier
*long laugh*!
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Medic
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Scout
Yo, batter up!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
You best keep lyin' down
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Sniper
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate
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Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
Additional time has been awarded
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Engineer
We have commandeered my point!
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Soldier
Keep going!
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730
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Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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Scout
Oh no!
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Spy
And this!
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Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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Spy
Go right!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
Turn your head and cough!
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Medic
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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Demoman
Stay near tiny cart!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Demoman
Sturm und drang!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Five!
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Announcer
Left!
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Spy
Place a teleporter here!
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Spy
Help me secure this point!
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892
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Medic
*short laugh*
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Soldier
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
Yes!
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Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Medic
Time to fight!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Run from the Sandvich!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Mach schnell!
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Medic
Roger that!
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Soldier
Nice shot
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Spy
Ah.. crepe!
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Demoman
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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Engineer
Get to it!
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Sniper
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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Announcer
Prego!
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Spy
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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Sniper
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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Spy
Augh!
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Heavy
I kill many cowards for that
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Heavy
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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Soldier
Heavy load comin' through!
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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Sniper
Horrido
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Medic
Go on, get!
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Engineer
Next time, try killing one of them!
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Announcer
The round has started!
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901
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Announcer
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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Medic
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Demoman
I dominate you sawbones!
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Demoman
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
C'mon, move it up!
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Scout
Take that, you quack!
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Sniper
Ugh
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Demoman
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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