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*critical death*
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Medic
Cry some more!
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38634
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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2531
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3707
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Demoman
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5099
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Demoman
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3648
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Demoman
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1266
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Engineer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1508
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Soldier
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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30530
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Scout
Doctor, this way!
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929
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43229
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Engineer
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10219
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Sniper
Fire!
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1419
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Sniper
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2668
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Medic
Six!
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3065
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Announcer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2460
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Heavy
Alright, alright!
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1080
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Scout
We got a Spy!
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1534
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Scout
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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4989
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Demoman
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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1270
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Scout
Wunderbar!
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4652
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Medic
Woo!
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1594
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Scout
Crocket!
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1778
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Soldier
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1909
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Announcer
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2048
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Demoman
Flawless victory!
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1288
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Announcer
That's the way you do it!
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1273
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Demoman
Guts and glory lads!
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4888
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Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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Sniper
The enemy intelligence was returned to their base
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852
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Announcer
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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899
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Sniper
Thanks lad!
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1585
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Demoman
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1847
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Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1941
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Engineer
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1803
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Announcer
We are about to launch the rocket!
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635
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Announcer
Thanks, mate!
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8570
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Sniper
We must defend this point!
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782
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Medic
*screams*
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55356
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Spy
Help me capture this point!
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912
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1376
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Engineer
There ya go
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777
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Sniper
How's that feel, wimp?
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1016
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Scout
Ah.. crepe!
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5107
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Demoman
Move that gear up!
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755
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Sniper
Hello fräuleins!
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48233
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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632
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Announcer
It's a fine thing, lads
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2029
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Demoman
There ya go!
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996
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Sniper
Oh, the horror...
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5561
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Pyro
Dis-missed!
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1050
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Scout
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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40651
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Spy
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30197
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Medic
I never liked you!
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1137
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Soldier
High five!
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3249
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1459
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Scout
Let's move it up!
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748
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Scout
Agh, where is cart going?
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1001
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Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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4008
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Spy
Sentry ahead!
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845
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Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1846
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Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6406
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Scout
Play ball!
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1224
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Scout
Bugger!
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1553
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Sniper
Yeah!
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2760
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Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1734
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Heavy
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
It ain't getting any harder for me to kill ya!
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755
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Engineer
Help!
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1776
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Demoman
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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831
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Announcer
Gotta move that gear up!
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8949
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Engineer
Play ball!
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Scout
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3953
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Sniper
Keep pushing!
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894
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Heavy
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3546
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Engineer
Sniper is Spy!
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3234
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Heavy
There's a dinger for ya!
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768
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Scout
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1563
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Spy
Let's all push this thing!
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738
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Scout
They are weakened!
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1361
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Medic
I could use a hand defending here!
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937
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Spy
Good job! Let's see some more!
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698
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Announcer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1369
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Engineer
The mission has started!
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1408
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Announcer
Da!
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12429
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Heavy
Let the games begin!
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1276
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Announcer
You're doin' good lad
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Demoman
Get to the cart!
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698
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Announcer
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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Spy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1200
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Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11276
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Heavy
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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Demoman
Steady, steady...
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1373
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Sniper
This one's ours now!
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1006
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Engineer
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2947
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Engineer
Another medal is good!
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1851
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Heavy
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1739
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Demoman
*grumbles*
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Sniper
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