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Crikey!
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2384
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Sniper
To the left!
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769
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Engineer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5977
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Heavy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2209
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Announcer
*critical death*
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8902
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Medic
Spy in our midst, men!
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1604
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Soldier
Fight me!
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1293
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Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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10996
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Medic
Do they make them shirts for men?
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918
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Sniper
All in a day's work!
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1665
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Spy
Is team time, doctor!
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2379
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Heavy
Sentry just ahead!
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993
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Spy
*critical death*
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108100
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Heavy
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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1076
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Scout
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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41685
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Heavy
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1119
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Sniper
Keep going!
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751
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Heavy
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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979
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Engineer
I have planned for you! More pain!
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2099
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Heavy
Move!
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2377
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Spy
Boo!
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7159
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Pyro
Four!
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2759
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Announcer
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3013
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Engineer
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1409
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Sniper
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1271
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Demoman
And that is how you do it, men!
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1022
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Soldier
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8098
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Spy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5948
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Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10447
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Heavy
Come help me capture this!
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895
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Spy
Take that, book-smarts!
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1256
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Sniper
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2966
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Sniper
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1520
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Engineer
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28218
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Engineer
Stupid bloody spies
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2055
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Sniper
That person is a spy!
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54244
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Pyro
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1450
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Sniper
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Soldier
Medic!
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4223
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Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1588
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Spy
Dude, we're on fire!
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1698
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Scout
Defend the freakin' point!
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860
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Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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743
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Heavy
Come here and defend!
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732
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Sniper
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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824
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Announcer
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
Did you think I would forget you?
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1689
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Heavy
Heil us!
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1575
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Medic
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6333
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Scout
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4097
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Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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Sniper
Kill 'em all!
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2623
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Demoman
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2786
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Scout
*long laugh*
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14554
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Demoman
Who is with me?
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832
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Spy
Is there a point to your lives?
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1455
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Medic
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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747
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2107
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Soldier
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2529
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Announcer
I should have done this long ago!
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1605
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Heavy
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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3442
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Demoman
The dispenser goes here!
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Medic
No way!
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3298
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Scout
Hold this point!
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823
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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889
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Demoman
I require assistance!
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2745
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Medic
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16609
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Spy
Have at them, lads!
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1996
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Engineer
*growls*
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12493
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2184
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Engineer
Yaaah!
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1217
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Soldier
Gotcha, mumbles!
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785
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Engineer
Left, left!
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742
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Sniper
Capture point with me!
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973
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3160
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Spy
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3033
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Demoman
Hoo-ahh!
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1642
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Soldier
I appreciate your help!
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1107
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Spy
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1413
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2523
Who:
Pyro
Who send all these babies to fight?
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4977
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Heavy
Help!
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1750
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Demoman
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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830
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Scout
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12554
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Heavy
Guts and glory lads!
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4870
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Demoman
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1373
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Soldier
*critical death*
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350884
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Scout
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8929
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Soldier
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2157
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Heavy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3773
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Scout
Nichts da!
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3354
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Medic
I built that!
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3618
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Engineer
Stalemate!
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2082
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Announcer
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3285
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Demoman
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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83097
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Soldier
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
We have lost the control point!
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1774
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Announcer
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3699
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Scout
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