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*long laugh*
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Soldier
Incoming!
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1000
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Spy
*critical death*
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14572
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Spy
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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806
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Engineer
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Heavy
I am big war hero!
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1617
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Heavy
Three!
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3148
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Announcer
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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Demoman
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29199
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Medic
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Schnell, raus raus!
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8785
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Medic
All of you are dead!
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9345
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Heavy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2016
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2672
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Engineer
Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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751
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Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8627
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Spy
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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Engineer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5799
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Sniper
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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Soldier
Right, right!
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750
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Sniper
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Demoman
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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Heavy
Move up, move up, move up!
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792
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Soldier
Downtown!
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801
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Scout
I could use a hand defending here!
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940
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Spy
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25827
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Demoman
Augh
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1328
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Medic
That there was a fine piece of work
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Engineer
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Doctor, if you please!
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1913
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Spy
Move that gear up!
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872
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Demoman
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10368
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Demoman
Back-stab that, you snake!
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Sniper
I am fully charged!
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Medic
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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Scout
Nice try, slim!
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25702
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Engineer
C'mon doc, follow me!
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778
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Scout
Doctor!
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1668
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Medic
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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Scout
Hit it doc!
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Soldier
To the left!
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762
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Sniper
Beauty!
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Sniper
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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Heavy
You will help me capture my point!
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1068
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Soldier
Amazing, camarade!
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
*tsk*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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2199
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Spy
Defend the point!
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751
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Medic
We have taken the device!
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637
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Announcer
Join me at bomb cart!
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740
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Sniper
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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Spy
Cheers doctor!
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Spy
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Heavy
Bloody piker!
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1273
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Sniper
We have the Australium!
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637
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Announcer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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Announcer
Major leauge!
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898
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Scout
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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Demoman
Nice try, pal!
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Scout
The device has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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Scout
But of course!
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
Doctor!
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Spy
The medal, it is so tiny!
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Heavy
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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Scout
Ahh, piss
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Sniper
Nice aim!
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Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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Scout
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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Soldier
Good one, mate!
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Sniper
Hey overalls, you suck!
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Scout
Deploy a teleporter here!
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850
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Soldier
Fire! Fire!
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9402
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Pyro
Sentry ahead!
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Scout
Augh!
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Soldier
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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Engineer
Sir, yes sir!
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Soldier
To the left!
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796
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Spy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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Demoman
Fight on the point!
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847
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Heavy
Nice shot!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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Sniper
Giddy up!
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Engineer
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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Spy
Ugh.
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3345
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Demoman
We have taken the Australium!
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639
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Announcer
*screams*
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22778
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Spy
Help!
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Demoman
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