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Stay by the cart, fellas!
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742
Who:
Scout
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5782
Who:
Medic
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1600
Who:
Engineer
Two
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4606
Who:
Announcer
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2133
Who:
Spy
Wa!
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873
Who:
Scout
Didn't hurt!
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2405
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin'!
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4306
Who:
Demoman
Agh, no!
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4773
Who:
Demoman
Additional time has been awarded
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1381
Who:
Announcer
Sorry, ma'am
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2054
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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30112
Who:
Pyro
Hey... I'm flying!
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1674
Who:
Scout
I think you need more men!
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1046
Who:
Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10531
Who:
Heavy
Incoming!
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3780
Who:
Heavy
Too slow!
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800
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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6006
Who:
Sniper
Suprise!
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6230
Who:
Spy
*growls*
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12493
Who:
Sniper
Defend this point!
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769
Who:
Soldier
Is that all you got, moron?
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1082
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1509
Who:
Scout
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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630
Who:
Announcer
Yes!
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3173
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4381
Who:
Scout
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3968
Who:
Spy
No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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715
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3291
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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920
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Sniper
Hit charge!
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2533
Who:
Heavy
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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630
Who:
Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2821
Who:
Engineer
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1103
Who:
Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2561
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1835
Who:
Scout
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14414
Who:
Spy
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3533
Who:
Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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1698
Who:
Scout
Thanks for ride!
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1027
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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3738
Who:
Sniper
No, no, no! The cart!
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3093
Who:
Scout
Go right!
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767
Who:
Heavy
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38175
Who:
Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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770
Who:
Announcer
Sturm und drang!
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1261
Who:
Medic
Good hands, buddy!
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748
Who:
Scout
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3070
Who:
Medic
You seein' this?!
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949
Who:
Scout
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1707
Who:
Scout
I love that little gun!
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1442
Who:
Engineer
Stand next to little cart!
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745
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Heavy
*growl*
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3947
Who:
Engineer
New weapon is good!
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4663
Who:
Heavy
I am melting!
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15732
Who:
Medic
Raus, raus!
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1866
Who:
Medic
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1026
Who:
Heavy
Hoo-ahh!
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910
Who:
Soldier
Hah-hah!
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785
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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5353
Who:
Soldier
Get goin'!
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1209
Who:
Demoman
No way!
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3298
Who:
Scout
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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2180
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Engineer
*critical death*
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7512
Who:
Engineer
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2821
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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8949
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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5014
Who:
Sniper
Today is a good day!
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5227
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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5367
Who:
Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1091
Who:
Sniper
Nice job
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804
Who:
Engineer
Spot on!
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801
Who:
Sniper
We must stop little cart!
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977
Who:
Heavy
Slap it now.
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2555
Who:
Spy
Stay close, guys!
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743
Who:
Scout
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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713
Who:
Announcer
You best keep lyin' down!
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1013
Who:
Sniper
Woo-hoo!
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1708
Who:
Scout
No other class gonna do that!
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1603
Who:
Scout
We lose, but they do not win?
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3679
Who:
Heavy
I will never stop killing you!
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1536
Who:
Scout
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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3251
Who:
Soldier
You and me!
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745
Who:
Scout
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3058
Who:
Heavy
Sentry comin' up!
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883
Who:
Demoman
Put up fists!
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1772
Who:
Heavy
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2916
Who:
Scout
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2538
Who:
Announcer
You will not be missed!
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1604
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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6849
Who:
Demoman
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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152847
Who:
Heavy
My doctor still alive!
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1410
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2640
Who:
Heavy
*tsk*
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1857
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1902
Who:
Demoman
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1671
Who:
Sniper
Defend here!
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950
Who:
Heavy
Doctor!
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5790
Who:
Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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246928
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4360
Who:
Spy
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