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You're all bloody dead!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
We did it mates!
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1247
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Demoman
Get bloody goin!
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2285
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Demoman
I see ya
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1379
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Sniper
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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Engineer
You disgust me!
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7080
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Spy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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Sniper
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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4736
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Announcer
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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Engineer
Help capture point!
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1076
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Heavy
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
And this!
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1279
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Heavy
Gesundheit!
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3566
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Medic
Ah.. crepe!
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5168
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Demoman
Let's do this!
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1139
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Scout
Go left!
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817
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Spy
With my apologies!
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1574
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Spy
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1958
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Engineer
I'm on fire now!
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5510
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Pyro
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4374
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Soldier
Piece of piss
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4042
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1106
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Engineer
Ahahahahaha
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4689
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Pyro
Go left!
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769
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Medic
Dammit, fellas!
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4172
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Engineer
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Medic
Nope
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Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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3597
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Pyro
Sturm und drang!
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1274
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Medic
Need a sentry here!
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3048
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Pyro
We are about to deploy the device!
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638
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Announcer
Move these machines up!
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1009
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Spy
That wasn't even close!
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1908
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Kill 'em all!
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2713
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Demoman
Push!
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839
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Scout
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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821
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Engineer
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1624
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Spy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15202
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Heavy
Keep it movin' guys!
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761
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Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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Engineer
No!
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4922
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Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
You drew first? *laughs*
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Heavy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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Medic
Bah!
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Demoman
So much blood!
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Heavy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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Heavy
Doc, this way!
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754
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Scout
Boing!
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1382
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Scout
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1838
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Engineer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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Scout
Dominated, hard-hat!
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Engineer
Who will join me?
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873
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Spy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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Scout
Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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752
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Scout
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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848
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Scout
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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Engineer
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Move this gear up!
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980
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Medic
Oh, what's up?
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Scout
That just ain't right!
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Engineer
Thank you!
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1256
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Spy
Mongrel!
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Sniper
Move up, move up, move up!
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Soldier
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
Right right!
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761
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Medic
Medic!
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Soldier
Heavy is Spy!
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Heavy
You are trying my patience!
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Medic
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
Medic!
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Medic
Fight!
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715
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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Soldier
What did they expect?
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Scout
Need a sentry here!
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1733
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Scout
God save the Queen!
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6145
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Sniper
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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4075
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Spy
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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Medic
Left!
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884
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Heavy
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4689
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Spy
You big-head wankers!
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3569
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Sniper
Fight to the death!
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1005
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Announcer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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Demoman
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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Sniper
Achtung! Spy!
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Medic
Roger that!
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1224
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Soldier
Look at me, ma!
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Scout
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