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Demoman is Spy!
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Heavy
Medic is Spy!
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Heavy
Dominated, string-bean!
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975
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Engineer
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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2041
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Sniper
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18740
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Pyro
After you!
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1016
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Spy
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12027
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Scout
WE have the device!
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636
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Announcer
This will be the last time you see me!
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4237
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Spy
Dominated, you red menace!
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901
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Soldier
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6528
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Scout
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1814
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Scout
Thank you, my friend!
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1407
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Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1379
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Scout
Hit charge!
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2565
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Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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4245
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Spy
Your doctor is dead!
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3996
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Heavy
Naturally
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2554
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Spy
Aagh!
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3248
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Heavy
Kill 'em all!
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2694
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Demoman
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2848
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Sniper
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3295
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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4628
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Medic
*critical death*
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38074
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Soldier
Coward!
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875
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Announcer
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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5027
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Demoman
C'mon, move it up!
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767
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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16189
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Spy
Stupid bloody spies
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2070
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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1942
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2945
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Heavy
We need a teleporter right here!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1884
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Sniper
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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3099
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Sniper
Sentry up there!
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793
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Scout
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25827
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1729
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Medic
Helluva shot, mister!
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1403
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Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16031
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Scout
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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215167
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Spy
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8188
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Spy
Go right!
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763
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Demoman
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4143
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Engineer
Many thanks!
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6321
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1536
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Soldier
Gentlemen!
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70655
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Spy
Ehh, thanks!
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1376
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Demoman
Move machine up!
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1025
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Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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10640
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Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1597
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Scout
Help me pin this down!
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3307
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Sniper
You are the last one alive!
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737
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Announcer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1956
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Scout
They have the device!
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640
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Announcer
Well done!
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991
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Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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6031
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Heavy
I got it! I got it!
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1722
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Scout
*critical death*
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12766
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Sniper
Outstanding!
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935
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Soldier
And this!
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1271
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Heavy
What've we learned? I always win!
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3240
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4495
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Medic
Push the frickin' cart!
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836
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Scout
Bloody hell
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3540
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Demoman
Left!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Demoman
Excellent!
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4266
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Spy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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Heavy
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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Scout
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1225
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Demoman
You must not fail this time!
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Announcer
I did it!
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1064
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Scout
Excellent!
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2138
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Spy
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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963
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Scout
*severe pain*
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6141
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Engineer
Damnit!
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Soldier
What?!
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9075
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Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7219
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Soldier
Thanks!
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1104
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Soldier
Keep pushing!
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899
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1138
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Sniper
I will never stop killing you!
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1553
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Scout
Help me!
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5145
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Pyro
Screamin' eagles!
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5310
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Soldier
Dammit!
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9123
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Engineer
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3869
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Announcer
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1387
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Spy
Let's do this Texas style!
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5748
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Engineer
You drew first? *laughs*
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1351
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Heavy
Packin' up!
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1065
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Engineer
Get with the program!
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1130
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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7608
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Demoman
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3858
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Medic
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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Soldier
Very good!
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Heavy
You are no match for me!
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1059
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Heavy
Affirmative!
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810
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Soldier
Oh please, just stay down!
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1880
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Spy
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