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Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10219
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Sniper
Gotta stop the cart!
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791
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Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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1043
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Scout
Oooh!
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4652
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Heavy
We have lost the center control point!
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1569
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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3175
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Spy
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4852
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Scout
*critical death*
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7293
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Engineer
Go right!
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758
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Scout
Incoming!
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13456
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Heavy
Defend our cart!
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636
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Announcer
Mission accomplished!
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2309
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1725
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Spy
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5882
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Spy
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11899
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Scout
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2505
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Scout
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5457
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Heavy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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2084
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Scout
They got a sentry up there!
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1110
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Sniper
Hey, look at me ma!
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2247
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Scout
This sucks!
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5492
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Scout
We must stop little cart!
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980
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Heavy
Da, this will work
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5039
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Heavy
Ohhhhh...
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3138
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Heavy
Doc!
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1120
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Engineer
Incoming!
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1068
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Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4375
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Spy
Achtung! Spy!
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Medic
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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Soldier
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3792
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Scout
Help!
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2483
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Scout
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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Announcer
Activate the charge!
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Pyro
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1706
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Scout
No!
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4867
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Scout
Move up!
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796
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Soldier
Okay!
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Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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1264
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Sniper
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2163
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Heavy
Return to freakin' sender!
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1054
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Scout
Take it like a man, shorty!
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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Medic
C'mon, c'mon!
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763
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Scout
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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Engineer
Hide cowards!
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1468
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Heavy
Bombs away!
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2159
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Sniper
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
Real smooth, dummy!
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1267
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Engineer
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1256
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Scout
To the right!
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784
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Demoman
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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806
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Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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Engineer
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1563
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Spy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Hell, men...
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Soldier
I'm burnin'!
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4343
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Demoman
Now go!
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Medic
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
Alright!
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1153
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Scout
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2034
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Scout
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Spy
Major leauge!
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891
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Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
Other team has cart!
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Heavy
Haha. Yeah!
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Pyro
Argh!
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967
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Engineer
Onward great bomb cart!
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933
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Heavy
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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635
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Announcer
Need a dispenser here!
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Demoman
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Ay... what just happened?
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Demoman
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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Sniper
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11397
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Sniper
What'd you guys, give up?
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1154
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Scout
Augh!
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Scout
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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Scout
First blood, that was fast!
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Announcer
This did not just happen!
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Scout
Stand by little wagon!
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Heavy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1045
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Sniper
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7042
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Heavy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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Medic
Uh, no
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21702
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Scout
Boo-yah!
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1544
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Soldier
Give us a hand here with this point
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1195
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Demoman
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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648
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Announcer
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Pyro
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9670
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Medic
Killing you is full time job now!
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2501
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Heavy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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Heavy
Left!
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Spy
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