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That person is a spy!
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Pyro
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Yo, heads up!
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855
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Scout
Incoming!
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Demoman
Move these things up!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Scout
That's the way you do it!
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1273
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Demoman
That Spy is one of them!
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1294
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Engineer
*short laugh*!
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2650
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Heavy
Yoink!
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934
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Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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9952
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Scout
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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4114
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Demoman
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1743
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2809
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Scout
You're a crazed killer!
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738
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Announcer
Spy around here!
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1214
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Sniper
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4128
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Engineer
Help me capture this point!
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912
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Engineer
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1739
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Demoman
*critical death*
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15167
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Soldier
Keep crying, baby!
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15242
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Heavy
I am not done with you yet!
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1031
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me!
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7022
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Spy
Hit it doc!
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2052
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Engineer
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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1341
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Scout
Success! We have delivered the device!
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632
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Announcer
Go left!
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Sniper
Security Warning!
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1532
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Announcer
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1069
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Engineer
Very good!
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1512
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Heavy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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Medic
Help!
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1577
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Engineer
Gesundheit!
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3542
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Medic
Yessss!
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2025
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Announcer
All of you are babies!
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11542
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Heavy
That wasn't so hard!
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758
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Sniper
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4233
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Soldier
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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1026
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Sniper
Job well done!
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Engineer
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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1054
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
Help!
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1745
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Spy
That's what ya get
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Engineer
Ah, good night Irene!
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Engineer
*burp*
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3786
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Announcer
Spies... bloody useless!
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Sniper
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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1100
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Engineer
That just ain't right!
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Engineer
That wasn't so bad!
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1161
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Sniper
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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Soldier
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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Medic
Boom!
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2027
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Soldier
Is that all you got, moron?
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1100
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Scout
I have many medals!
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953
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2114
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Soldier
Get to it!
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763
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Sniper
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1132
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Scout
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2205
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Spy
G'day!
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Sniper
Kaboom!
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9321
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Soldier
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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15396
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Sniper
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Scout
No!
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Demoman
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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Demoman
Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
Control point enabled, move!
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Announcer
You failed! The enemy has launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Heavy
A Spy!
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Heavy
What a disaster!
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4696
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Spy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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Scout
Run home to mama!
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Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
That's nothin'
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1522
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Engineer
Ja!
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Medic
*critical death*
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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4221
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Engineer
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6223
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Medic
Dominated, smokey!
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867
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Engineer
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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824
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Sniper
Aye, give us a hand!
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Demoman
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
Stop the courier!
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Announcer
Negatory!
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2844
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1548
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Medic
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
Fine shooting!
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853
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Soldier
You know, hiding won't save you!
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Spy
Da, this will work
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Heavy
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
Move 'em out!
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1298
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Engineer
I need a hand defending here!
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749
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2446
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Scout
Help!
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1432
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Soldier
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2532
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Announcer
Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
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