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Medic!
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Medic
Nice shot!
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Soldier
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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Engineer
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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Soldier
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
*laughs* Yeah...
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Scout
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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Soldier
Success!
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Announcer
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Yaaaaargh!
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Soldier
That Demoman is a Spy!
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Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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Sniper
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
Agh!
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Engineer
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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Demoman
Humiliating defeat!
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Announcer
Hit charge!
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Heavy
I am credit to team!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
Is good time to run, cowards!
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Heavy
Nice shot
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Pyro
We have taken the Australium!
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Announcer
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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Demoman
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Alert, sentry ahead!
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Soldier
Piss off, big-head
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Your doctor is dead!
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Heavy
Push bomb cart! Move!
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Heavy
C'mon!
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Demoman
We push cart back!
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Heavy
Sentry forward!
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768
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Soldier
Bap!
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Engineer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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Scout
Good hands, buddy!
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726
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Scout
Thanks for the ride!
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Scout
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Hide cowards!
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Heavy
Good work
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Engineer
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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Heavy
Of course!
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Spy
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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Scout
You prancin' show-ponies!
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Sniper
Steady, steady...
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Sniper
That is a diet I call death!
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Spy
To the right!
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718
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Engineer
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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Soldier
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Scout
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Left, left!
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Sniper
Good job! Let's see some more!
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Medic
Gentlemen!
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Spy
Seize the control points!
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Announcer
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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Engineer
You have got to be kidding!
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Scout
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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Announcer
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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Demoman
Now, doctor!
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Heavy
No! The enemy has delivered the device!
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Announcer
A Spy!
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Heavy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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Engineer
The round has commenced!
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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Sniper
Way to go, slugger!
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Scout
Augh
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Medic
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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Soldier
No!
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Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Holy dooley
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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Spy
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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Scout
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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Demoman
Defend this point!
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Soldier
We pushin' this thing or what?
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Scout
Too slow!
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Scout
Slap my hand!
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Spy
Oh...
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Soldier
C'mon tough guy!
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Scout
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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Engineer
Yes!
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Three
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Announcer
Incoming!
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Scout
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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Spy
Boing!
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Scout
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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Scout
I am melting!
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Medic
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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Soldier
Bang! I make it look easy!
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