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*laughs*
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2016
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Scout
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3119
Who:
Scout
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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842
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
You disgust me!
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1877
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Announcer
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1268
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Engineer
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1096
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Engineer
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1129
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Demoman
I could use a hand defending here!
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940
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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17516
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Sniper
Piker!
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1217
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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1293
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Sniper
Come on!
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3158
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Pyro
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1061
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Announcer
A Spy!
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2749
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Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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4067
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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7461
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2016
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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13564
Who:
Heavy
They have the Australium!
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638
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Announcer
Time to fight!
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743
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Announcer
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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1070
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2862
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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14451
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Demoman
Howdy, partner!
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2253
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Spy
Nice shootin', tex!
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1345
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Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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1451
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Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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Medic
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2497
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Scout
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1540
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Engineer
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2178
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Soldier
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1717
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Medic
Much obliged, partner
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2387
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Engineer
I hate doctors!
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2028
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Scout
You're alright, doc
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1110
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Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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4690
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Medic
Take that, book-smarts!
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1273
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Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1407
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Medic
Good job! Let's see some more!
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700
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Announcer
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1416
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Soldier
That's the spirit!
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Demoman
Ohh, it is sad day!
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11350
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Heavy
Right right!
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759
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Medic
You cannot beat me!
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1559
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Heavy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
Not good!
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5350
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Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5426
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Sniper
Little, little man!
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1900
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Heavy
My fists, they are made of steel!
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Heavy
Left!
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883
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Heavy
Batter up!
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872
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Scout
*critical death*
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12766
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Sniper
Dispenser down!
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Engineer
*sings*
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2475
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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639
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Announcer
Need some help here!
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1170
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1757
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Engineer
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1225
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Demoman
Heavy load comin' through!
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1607
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Engineer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2816
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Soldier
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2390
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Scout
This one's ours now!
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1494
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Sniper
Yeah, gotcha!
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1238
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Scout
Sentry forward!
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793
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Soldier
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8610
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Scout
That's where books get you, professor!
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Soldier
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1135
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Sniper
Less talk, more fight!
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866
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Soldier
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2800
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
*short laugh*!
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2262
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Medic
You done incurred my wrath, son
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Engineer
Get on point!
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745
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Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16031
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Scout
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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Engineer
Fight me, coward!
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1452
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Heavy
Yaaaaargh!
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Soldier
Yeah!
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3374
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Heavy
Good times!
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1538
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1968
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Scout
Spy here!
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1013
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Sniper
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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11707
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Medic
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11426
Who:
Sniper
Steady, steady...
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3183
Who:
Sniper
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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809
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
Victory!
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Announcer
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
Is team time, doctor!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Spy
Medic!
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34482
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Pyro
Niet!
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Heavy
We have taken the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Medic
*severe pain*
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2006
Who:
Soldier
That's some shonking business right there
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3955
Who:
Sniper
I'm burnin' up
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1691
Who:
Engineer
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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Who:
Scout
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