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Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1912
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Sniper
You and me, hoss!
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2558
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Engineer
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4502
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Scout
That was all you!
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827
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Scout
Danke
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3956
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2637
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Medic
C'mon doc, follow me!
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777
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Scout
Follow me, doc!
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748
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3775
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Sniper
To the left!
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762
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Sniper
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3579
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Scout
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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2011
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Heavy
Agh, no!
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4813
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Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2621
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Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2015
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Scout
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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940
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1936
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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14848
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1881
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Engineer
Medic!
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2240
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Spy
Yoink!
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937
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Scout
Got the ball back!
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826
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Scout
This will be the last time you see me!
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4223
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Spy
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8948
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Spy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32654
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Heavy
Oh please!
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3016
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Spy
Pfffft!
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1659
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Scout
Ugh
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1378
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Medic
Jarate? *cries*
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12198
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Spy
Go right!
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750
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Medic
WE have the device!
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636
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Announcer
That Demoman is a Spy!
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Soldier
Stalemate!
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2109
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Announcer
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2183
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Heavy
Place a teleporter here!
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965
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Spy
Get behind me doctor!
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1927
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Heavy
I see Spy!
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4432
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Heavy
Onward great bomb cart!
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935
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Heavy
Nah!
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4090
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Sniper
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2215
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Sniper
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2431
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Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3814
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Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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Medic
Yeah!
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5411
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Engineer
What?!
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9028
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Scout
*critical death*
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14093
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Heavy
Move! schnell!
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2356
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Medic
Sentry ahead!
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1006
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Medic
Steady, steady...
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3148
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Sniper
More defense required here!
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825
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Spy
Woosh!
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3818
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Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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1733
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Scout
Move that kit up!
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793
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Demoman
Up high!
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835
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Spy
Pow!
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4759
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2415
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Soldier
Yeah!
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1226
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Scout
Dummkopfs!
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3105
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Medic
The Medic is a Spy!
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1475
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Sniper
Stupid bloody spies!
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3514
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Sniper
No worries!
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1615
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1553
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Medic
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2543
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Announcer
Dispenser down!
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6483
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Engineer
That wasn't so hard!
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760
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Sniper
Forward!
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884
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Soldier
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1974
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Soldier
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1913
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Announcer
Charge me!
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2404
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Heavy
The teleporter goes here!
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1674
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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4488
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Medic
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2612
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Soldier
I Spy with my little eye!
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Heavy
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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1810
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Demoman
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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Engineer
Boo!
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7320
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Scout
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Engineer
To the left!
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774
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Engineer
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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Sniper
Woo!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Sniper
*critical death*
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11079
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Soldier
That Demo is a Spy!
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1292
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Engineer
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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Announcer
Good job, everyone!
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1950
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Heavy
Overtime!
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Announcer
Come on!
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3156
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Pyro
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1488
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Soldier
*critical death*
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9298
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Sniper
Time has been added
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1943
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Announcer
You are not so good as you think!
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1836
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Heavy
Next time, try killing one of them!
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697
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Announcer
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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Scout
Heavy is Spy!
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Heavy
So much blood!
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Heavy
No problem!
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1929
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Scout
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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12005
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Scout
You. Are. Terrible!
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1618
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Scout
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1735
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Heavy
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