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What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Sniper
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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38390
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Demoman
Hold this point!
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832
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Engineer
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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941
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Announcer
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1160
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Scout
Yah!
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948
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Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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2286
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Sniper
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4561
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2546
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Pyro
What a disaster!
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4744
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Spy
Wicked!
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806
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Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1232
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Demoman
Ahahahahaha
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4681
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Pyro
Spy here!
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1009
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Sniper
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1746
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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10319
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Engineer
Dagh!
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2953
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Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2970
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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3717
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Demoman
Get over here and help me defend
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972
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Scout
The medal, it is so tiny!
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5103
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Heavy
YES!
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11925
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Spy
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3735
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Soldier
*big laugh*
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3769
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Heavy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3846
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Medic
*critical death*
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3479
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Demoman
Yes!
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9432
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Medic
The mission has started!
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1410
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Announcer
We have the suitcase!
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637
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Announcer
Danke camarade!
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3653
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Medic
Dammit!
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9110
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Engineer
Gotcha!
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1075
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Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1172
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Announcer
Medic!
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14188
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Soldier
Play ball!
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1239
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Scout
Spy among us...
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3376
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Spy
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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635
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Announcer
We must push little cart!
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2780
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Heavy
*burp*
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3813
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Announcer
You mean nothing to me now!
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1962
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Heavy
*critical death*
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109175
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Heavy
Ohhhhh...
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3148
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Heavy
You and me, partner!
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895
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Engineer
Keep going!
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758
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Heavy
*critical death*
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7699
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Demoman
Ey!
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956
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Scout
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1367
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Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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3583
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Pyro
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1820
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Scout
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2011
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Soldier
Defend the point!
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751
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Medic
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1934
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Demoman
Thanks for the ride!
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890
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Scout
Go go go!
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3195
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Heavy
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2852
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Soldier
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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Spy
I need some help!
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1371
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Soldier
Sentry right up ahead!
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1751
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Engineer
G'day
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1407
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Sniper
Gotcha, chuck-wagon!
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959
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Engineer
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1205
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Scout
We have the Australium!
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636
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Announcer
Four!
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2779
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Announcer
Dumbass!
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6887
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Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7104
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Spy
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3409
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Medic
This sucks!
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5536
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Scout
Help!
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2493
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1252
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Sniper
Pardon me!
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1271
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Spy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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Medic
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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Scout
Who will join me?
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868
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Spy
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1383
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Engineer
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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Soldier
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1833
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Engineer
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4014
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Spy
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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Demoman
Howdy, partner!
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Spy
Bad!
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4083
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8558
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Soldier
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2011
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Demoman
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1648
Who:
Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2218
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Sniper
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5476
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Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2350
Who:
Spy
Denied!
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3360
Who:
Scout
Prego!
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2691
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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17497
Who:
Sniper
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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38618
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Soldier
I am coming for you again!
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1243
Who:
Heavy
Oh please, just stay down!
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1875
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Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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3422
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Spy
Now go!
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1233
Who:
Medic
Control point enabled, get going!
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651
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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7451
Who:
Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1275
Who:
Sniper
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