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Ka-boom!
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Demoman
That catch your eye, son?
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833
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Engineer
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1938
Who:
Scout
Good times!
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1505
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5868
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1783
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Scout
Incoming!
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6575
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Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3093
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Sniper
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1192
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Demoman
Do they make them shirts for men?
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1275
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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1182
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Soldier
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1366
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Scout
Let's kill-em-all!
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6647
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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3428
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Scout
Get with the program!
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1113
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Soldier
We are on the lift!
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631
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Announcer
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3422
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Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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743
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Heavy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1368
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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14716
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Heavy
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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753
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Scout
Spy!
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2755
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Medic
Woo-hoo!
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2249
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Engineer
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2717
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Engineer
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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628
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Announcer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1790
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Scout
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1565
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Demoman
America wins again!
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Soldier
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2542
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Medic
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5868
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Soldier
You cannot beat me!
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1538
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Heavy
Good job! Let's see some more!
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693
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Announcer
*critical death*
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6894
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Pyro
Dominated, eyepatch!
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835
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Engineer
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2421
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Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3960
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Sniper
Thanks for the teleporter!
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806
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Soldier
Got the ball back!
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817
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Scout
Boink!
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Scout
Get on point!
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736
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Heavy
Is our cart now!
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808
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5925
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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30339
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Pyro
This sucks!
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5437
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Scout
Another successful procedure!
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4566
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Medic
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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90822
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Spy
Yeah!
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5367
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Engineer
Ours now!
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2045
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Heavy
Go!
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1323
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Heavy
You're a long way from France, boy!
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3084
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Engineer
Nah!
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7206
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Sniper
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2184
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Scout
Rally 'round! Help me capture this point!
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927
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Soldier
*sings*
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2432
Who:
Heavy
Amazing!
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631
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Announcer
Charge it doc!
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4106
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Demoman
No!
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4772
Who:
Heavy
They have the Australium!
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631
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2431
Who:
Scout
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8579
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Scout
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1754
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Heavy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1271
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Demoman
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1640
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Scout
Get over here and help me defend
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Scout
*critical death*
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Heavy
*sings*
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3431
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Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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Medic
Alright, I feel good!
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1697
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Scout
Good shot, man
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1040
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Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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844
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
First rate!
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1088
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Spy
Teleporter goin' up!
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1671
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Engineer
Who send all these babies to fight?
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4976
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Heavy
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1649
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Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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4466
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Medic
Incoming!
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1698
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Demoman
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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1047
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Soldier
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4280
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Demoman
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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Spy
I hate you!
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31436
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Spy
Heck yes!
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10432
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Engineer
Sentry forward!
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790
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Soldier
Agh!
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1422
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Spy
Ping!
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824
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Scout
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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800
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Engineer
Attack!
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4446
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Soldier
Defend here!
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950
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Heavy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6505
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Spy
*critical death*
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9666
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Pyro
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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4003
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Scout
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2452
Who:
Heavy
Denied!
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3250
Who:
Scout
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1343
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Soldier
Coward!
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1308
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Spy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6536
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Sniper
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