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Damnit boys!
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Soldier
Now doctor, now!
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Sniper
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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Scout
Help!
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Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Scout
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2074
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Engineer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1972
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Engineer
Let us move!
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Spy
Much obliged, partner
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2387
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Engineer
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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Spy
I did what I could...
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Demoman
The Spy is a double agent!
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Medic
Get on point, stupid!
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Heavy
YES!
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Spy
*critical death*
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7964
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Medic
Ugh
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Medic
*burp*
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2156
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Announcer
They have the suitcase!
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639
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Scout
Top shelf!
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Spy
I'm afraid not!
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Spy
Do not fear bomb, push!
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Heavy
Slap my hand!
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Spy
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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Soldier
Another satisfied customer!
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Engineer
Well don't that beat all?
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Engineer
Your doctor is dead!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Demoman
Bloody piker!
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Sniper
We need to defend this point!
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783
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Soldier
My doctor still alive!
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Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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Sniper
Help me capture this point!
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915
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Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Way to duck!
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Scout
Nah!
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Demoman
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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11478
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Demoman
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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Heavy
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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Soldier
We go together, doctor!
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Heavy
Dagh!
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Heavy
One small step for one small monkey! One giant lea-
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Announcer
We got em! We got em!
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Scout
This way, doc!
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Scout
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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Sniper
Fire!
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Sniper
Go left!
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812
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Spy
Defend our control points!
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Announcer
Thanks for the teleporter!
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813
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Soldier
Aw, crap!
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Scout
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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Soldier
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Medic
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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Medic
Bloody bogan
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Sniper
First blood!
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Announcer
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
That was too easy mate!
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Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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Scout
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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Soldier
Keep crying, baby!
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Heavy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Scout
You best keep lyin' down!
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Sniper
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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Spy
I love my ball!
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Scout
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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Medic
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Engineer
That's the way you do it!
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Demoman
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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Heavy
Go go go!
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Sniper
Alright!
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Scout
Nice try, slim!
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Engineer
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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Scout
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken the Australium!
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Scout
Argh
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1469
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Engineer
Stupid bloody spies
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Sniper
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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Spy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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Announcer
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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Engineer
We're on a roll!
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Pyro
Good on ya, mates!
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Sniper
Crikey!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Engineer
Queen's rules?
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Spy
Wa-hah!
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Scout
Gah!
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Engineer
Was good trip!
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Heavy
C'mere, cupcake!
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Soldier
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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