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We lose, but they do not win?
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34390
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3788
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2555
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1736
Who:
Spy
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1306
Who:
Scout
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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850
Who:
Scout
Stay close to cart!
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752
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1920
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Demoman
We got a Spy!
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1547
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Scout
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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810
Who:
Engineer
Run home to mama!
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1898
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Heavy
*critical death*
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8036
Who:
Pyro
I'm afraid not!
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15929
Who:
Spy
*hiss*
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2819
Who:
Spy
Good job
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2726
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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7251
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Spy
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1711
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Engineer
You know, hiding won't save you!
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1752
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Spy
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1555
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Soldier
The Spy is a double agent!
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4448
Who:
Medic
Oh hey, you suck!
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16000
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Scout
*laughs*
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2022
Who:
Scout
Pa-pow!
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4992
Who:
Soldier
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1936
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Sniper
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7423
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Spy
Defend our control points!
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638
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Announcer
I am giant!
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1949
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Heavy
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1641
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Demoman
Spy!
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3386
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Soldier
Who will join me!?
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1276
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Spy
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1050
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Scout
Augh!
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1977
Who:
Scout
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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973
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Engineer
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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45096
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Scout
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1397
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Soldier
This is my intelligence!
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1388
Who:
Soldier
Thanks, doc!
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829
Who:
Soldier
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4771
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2773
Who:
Soldier
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2466
Who:
Scout
We pushin' this thing or what?
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858
Who:
Scout
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4116
Who:
Demoman
Thanks doc!
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976
Who:
Demoman
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1818
Who:
Scout
Steady, steady...
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3249
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Sniper
Dagh
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2892
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Medic
Found my ball!
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1303
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Scout
Help capture point!
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1076
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Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3974
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Sniper
One!
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3967
Who:
Announcer
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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Scout
*whistles*
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8493
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Spy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3597
Who:
Scout
I appreciate your help!
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1122
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Spy
Doc, c'mon man!
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3715
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Scout
Go right!
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764
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Demoman
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1937
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Engineer
Danke
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1801
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3642
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Sniper
It's a fine thing, lads
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2086
Who:
Demoman
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1959
Who:
Engineer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2407
Who:
Engineer
Heil us!
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1594
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Medic
Doctor!
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1414
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Spy
Schweinhunds!
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1626
Who:
Medic
To the right!
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741
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Engineer
Everyone, push cart!
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762
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Heavy
Not good!
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5368
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Heavy
Yaaah!
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1232
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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3574
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Demoman
Do it, doc, do it!
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7046
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Scout
Let this be lesson for you!
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2737
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2962
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2974
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Sniper
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2403
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Soldier
Hoo-ahh!
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1657
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Soldier
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1544
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Engineer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1680
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Demoman
Maggots!
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20166
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Soldier
My flesh, it burns!
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2850
Who:
Heavy
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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1352
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Scout
Sweet!
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2270
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Scout
I have been shown who is the boss!
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4035
Who:
Spy
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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660
Who:
Announcer
Sentry just ahead!
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1012
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Spy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3508
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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14503
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Demoman
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3062
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Soldier
The sentry goes here!
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934
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Medic
Right house!
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812
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Soldier
Left left!
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752
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Medic
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1783
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Heavy
Niet!
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6896
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Heavy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1085
Who:
Demoman
New weapon!
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2849
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Heavy
Keep pushing!
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913
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Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2235
Who:
Spy
Assistance bitte!
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1659
Who:
Medic
Nice work!
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812
Who:
Soldier
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