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834
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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1803
Who:
Spy
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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874
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Scout
This point is mine! Do you understand that?
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4239
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Soldier
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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8569
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Medic
Excellent!
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1791
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Spy
*critical death*
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5971
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Engineer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss
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1162
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Sniper
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1033
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Medic
Ay... what just happened?
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27565
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Demoman
You're a maniac!
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623
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Announcer
Alright, alright!
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752
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Scout
Maniac!
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565
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Announcer
Agh!
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1142
Who:
Spy
How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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825
Who:
Scout
That Demo is a Spy!
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1089
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Engineer
Fire!
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3679
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Pyro
You'll be needin' another use for that neck
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688
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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5254
Who:
Engineer
Go go go!
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866
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Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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3915
Who:
Medic
Cah-rit!
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1008
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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4836
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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4305
Who:
Medic
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4278
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Spy
*critical death*
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6411
Who:
Pyro
Stupendous!
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856
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Medic
That was gettin' heavy!
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1235
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Engineer
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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82386
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Spy
That ain't the right way guys!
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614
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Scout
You feel shame? Ya?
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1789
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Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4040
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Scout
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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799
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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4502
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Soldier
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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593
Who:
Announcer
Deploy a sentry here!
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688
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Soldier
Go go go!
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1120
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Scout
Bring it!
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629
Who:
Scout
We have taken the device!
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550
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Announcer
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1150
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Heavy
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1189
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Engineer
We have dropped the suitcase!
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547
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Announcer
We did it, camarade!
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976
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Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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1383
Who:
Scout
Doctor!
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1101
Who:
Spy
To the left!
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704
Who:
Spy
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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4511
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Scout
Now I am king of team!
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954
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Heavy
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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1645
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Announcer
Sentry goin' up!
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3812
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Engineer
*screams*
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7893
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Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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69836
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1872
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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13073
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Sniper
After you!
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818
Who:
Spy
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1205
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Engineer
First blood!
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569
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Announcer
Darn
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9807
Who:
Engineer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1864
Who:
Scout
*sigh* it was long trip...
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2767
Who:
Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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546
Who:
Announcer
We have taken the Australium!
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547
Who:
Announcer
Slap it now!
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4283
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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3116
Who:
Soldier
You mean nothing to me now!
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1650
Who:
Heavy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5275
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Demoman
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1902
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Medic
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1225
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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41661
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Pyro
Very good! Very, very good!
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7064
Who:
Heavy
I think you need more men!
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878
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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6310
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Spy
Oh yeah!
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3475
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Scout
*long laugh*
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11635
Who:
Demoman
Join me at bomb cart!
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618
Who:
Heavy
I am fully charged!
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9229
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Medic
Phew!
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1079
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Engineer
Wicked!
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691
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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3704
Who:
Scout
We must defend this point!
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696
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Medic
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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3870
Who:
Heavy
We have lost the center control point!
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1375
Who:
Announcer
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1234
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Spy
Left!
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705
Who:
Heavy
This is unnacceptable!
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4513
Who:
Medic
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1355
Who:
Sniper
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4786
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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15486
Who:
Sniper
Let's go!
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1264
Who:
Scout
Was there ever any doubt?
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7012
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2009
Who:
Soldier
To right!
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653
Who:
Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2114
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7689
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Soldier
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3659
Who:
Sniper
Thank you
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1198
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Medic
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3345
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1972
Who:
Pyro
Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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705
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1151
Who:
Demoman
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