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Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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532
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Announcer
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4626
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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35709
Who:
Sniper
Hide cowards!
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1150
Who:
Heavy
Ohhhhh...
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2493
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Heavy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3039
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Demoman
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1891
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Soldier
Little men steal our cart!
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908
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Heavy
Need a teleporter here!
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2980
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1159
Who:
Engineer
Other team has cart!
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586
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Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2025
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Demoman
Slap it now!
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4176
Who:
Spy
Need help defending this point!
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689
Who:
Engineer
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1595
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1395
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Engineer
No worries
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2190
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Sniper
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2541
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Medic
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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842
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Sniper
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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6725
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Spy
*critical death*
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6188
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Demoman
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1465
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Announcer
Agh, no!
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3882
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Demoman
What the hell's going on?
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1718
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Scout
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3495
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Demoman
Good!
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831
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Heavy
Piss off, big-head
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26294
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Sniper
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7779
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Heavy
Incoming!
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752
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Scout
Mnaah!
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1014
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Medic
Tagged ya!
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601
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Engineer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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9528
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Heavy
Dumbass!
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4851
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Scout
No, no, no! The cart!
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2098
Who:
Scout
Get over here!
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598
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Scout
I will kill you with bare hands!
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1671
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Heavy
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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3950
Who:
Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3166
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Medic
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1541
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Scout
Not good!
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4610
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Heavy
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1001
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Sniper
I appear to have burst into flames!
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4993
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Spy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3456
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1385
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Heavy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3467
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Sniper
Baby team has cart!
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1605
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Heavy
Let's do this!
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904
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Scout
Ahahahahaha
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4052
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Pyro
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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1613
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Demoman
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5612
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Heavy
Go right!
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608
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Medic
Proceed!
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864
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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35769
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Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3106
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Scout
Sentry just ahead!
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800
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Spy
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1164
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Soldier
Move 'em out!
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884
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Engineer
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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672
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Engineer
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1786
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Spy
Let's waste 'em!
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832
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Scout
I wasted you!
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601
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Scout
Jarate? No!
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119854
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Spy
*tsk*
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1439
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Demoman
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1026
Who:
Engineer
Bombs away!
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1730
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Sniper
Disguise that!
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628
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Scout
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1785
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Heavy
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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591
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Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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1473
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Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5223
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Heavy
I am ze Übermensch!
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7317
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Medic
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2319
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Sniper
Incoming!
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778
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Spy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2109
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Soldier
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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1487
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2098
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Pyro
Where is your doctor, coward?
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852
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
You call that snipin'?
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1003
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Sniper
This here point is ours now!
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780
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Engineer
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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528
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Announcer
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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1522
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Soldier
Push!
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868
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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1551
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Announcer
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1305
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Scout
Hoo-ahh!
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1407
Who:
Soldier
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3496
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Scout
Who wants some of this?
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706
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Scout
That person is a spy!
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47025
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Pyro
My flesh, it burns!
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2290
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Heavy
Incoming!
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736
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Sniper
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4161
Who:
Spy
Help capture point!
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857
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Heavy
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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639
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Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5412
Who:
Engineer
Ding dong!
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3809
Who:
Scout
It ain't getting any harder for me to kill ya!
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599
Who:
Engineer
Commence team scramble, now!
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528
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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6011
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1617
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Medic
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