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I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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Heavy
WE have the device!
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Announcer
Magnificent!
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2332
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Spy
What?!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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Medic
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Disguise that!
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790
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Scout
I just rode you out on a rail, down under!
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772
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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Spy
Sentry up ahead!
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813
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Demoman
You big-head wankers!
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3532
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Sniper
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2547
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Soldier
Ya'll come back now!
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838
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Need help defending this point!
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846
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Engineer
Hi ma!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1964
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Soldier
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1354
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Engineer
Checkmate, stalingrad!
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Soldier
Come, doctor!
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744
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Sniper
Medic!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Scout
Bugger
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Sniper
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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Demoman
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1380
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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Engineer
The device has returned to the drop site.
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628
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Announcer
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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Soldier
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
You will help me capture my point!
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1046
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Soldier
I think you need more men!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Alright!
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Scout
Flank left!
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774
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Soldier
Thank you, my friend!
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Spy
No!
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Spy
You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
Nice shot
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Spy
Good on ya, mates!
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Sniper
Keep it movin' guys!
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Scout
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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Spy
Woo-hoo!
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Engineer
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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Scout
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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Heavy
You cannot hide, coward!
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Heavy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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Soldier
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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Spy
Go go go!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Medic
Nice shot!
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Scout
Augh!
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Scout
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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Sniper
Well done!
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645
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Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
Gentlemen!
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Spy
Go go go!
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Scout
Boo!
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Medic
*long laugh*
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Soldier
The burning! The burning!
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Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
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Demoman
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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Soldier
Flawless victory!
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Announcer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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Announcer
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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Announcer
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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Scout
We stop little cart!
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Heavy
Nine!
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Announcer
Thanks, doc!
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Scout
Right right!
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Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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Heavy
Bah!
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Demoman
Agh!
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Spy
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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Soldier
To the left!
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759
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Sniper
You feel shame? Ya?
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Heavy
*screams in pain*
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Spy
*critical death*
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Sniper
That wasn't so hard!
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Sniper
*laughter*
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Heavy
You failed! Stalemate!
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Announcer
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
No!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Engineer
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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Sniper
Punk!
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Scout
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
Gotta move that gear up!
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Engineer
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