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You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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Announcer
Medic is Spy!
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Heavy
Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Medic
Left left!
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741
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Medic
We've failed, men
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Soldier
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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Sniper
Wuss!
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1212
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Sniper
Dominated, hard-hat!
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Engineer
Hurry! They're taking the Australium to the rocket!
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631
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Announcer
Sturm und drang!
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Medic
Jarate!
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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8942
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Soldier
That Soldier's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
They have the suitcase!
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1039
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Scout
Put 'em up, pal!
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781
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Scout
Thanks for the teleport
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Pyro
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1990
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Soldier
Dominated, you snake!
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1043
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Engineer
N-augh!
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Spy
Spy!
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2453
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Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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Heavy
Cheers, mate
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Demoman
Each and every one of you has failed!
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Soldier
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1217
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Demoman
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1331
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Demoman
Appreciate it, mate!
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Sniper
C'mon, move it up!
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763
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Scout
Outstanding!
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924
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Soldier
First blood!
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794
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Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
I have squashed you like bug!
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Heavy
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
You, stupid, come! Stand on point!
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Heavy
Way to duck!
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771
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Scout
You feel shame? Ya?
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2018
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3155
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Spy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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Scout
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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Soldier
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
Ey!
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951
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Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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Pyro
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Scout
Forward!
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876
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Soldier
Wicked!
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Scout
Hit me!
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Pyro
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1063
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Sniper
That Spy is not one of ours!
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Soldier
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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Sniper
What?!
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Scout
Jarate? *cries*
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Spy
So close!
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1002
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Scout
Dominated, string-bean!
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968
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Engineer
Augh
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3240
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Demoman
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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Sniper
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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Soldier
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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Spy
Spy among us...
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Spy
Everyone, push!
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Heavy
Come along now, doctor!
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Heavy
Move 'em out!
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Engineer
Incoming!
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Engineer
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Sniper
Cry some more!
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Heavy
I see ya!
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Sniper
Gentlemen! Let's launch that monkey!
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Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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1996
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Engineer
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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Scout
Stay close, guys!
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Scout
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1116
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Demoman
Nice shot
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Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Get with the program!
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Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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Sniper
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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Soldier
Who is with me?
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832
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Spy
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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988
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Scout
I never really was on your side!
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Spy
I love my ball!
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Scout
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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Demoman
That's what it was made for!
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Engineer
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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Soldier
Look at me! Look at me!
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Heavy
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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Engineer
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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798
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1559
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Engineer
Boo!
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11717
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Engineer
Nice shootin', tex!
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Engineer
Right house!
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Soldier
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