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Eat it fatty!
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Scout
Nice aim!
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585
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Scout
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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659
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Engineer
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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894
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Medic
*severe pain*
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2650
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Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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Scout
Well played!
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Spy
Soldier is Spy!
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2002
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Heavy
That there was a fine piece of work
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Engineer
Hit charge!
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Heavy
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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858
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Sniper
I do believe I'm on fire!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Additional time has been awarded
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Announcer
What did they expect?
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2003
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Heavy
Do they make them shirts for men?
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952
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Sniper
Run, cowards!
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Heavy
*laughs*!
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1277
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Heavy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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Sniper
Argh! Where is cart going?
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906
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Engineer
*big laugh*
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Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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876
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Sniper
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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Sniper
Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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Demoman
Alright, I feel good!
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Scout
Follow me, doc!
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Engineer
Dagh!
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Heavy
Help!
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Medic
*critical death*
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Pyro
Nice shot!
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Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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580
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Heavy
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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Soldier
Over here, saw-bones!
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657
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Engineer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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Scout
Ripper you little!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1440
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Soldier
You didn't kill any of them!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Cah-rit!
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924
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Soldier
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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984
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Spy
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
C'mere, sister!
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Soldier
I'll be seeing you!
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Spy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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Demoman
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Scout
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
After you!
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716
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Spy
I murdered your toys as well!
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Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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Demoman
WE have the suitcase!
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Announcer
Nice shot!
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650
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Soldier
Thanks, Engie!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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Engineer
Hah!
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745
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Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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Spy
That Medic is a Spy!
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Engineer
Right, right!
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592
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Sniper
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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Spy!
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Medic
Didn't hurt!
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Scout
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
Flank left!
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Soldier
We need a sentry right here!
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Engineer
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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681
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Demoman
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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Announcer
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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Soldier
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Scout
Help defend!
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Heavy
Dominated, little-feller!
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Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Medic
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Medic
Cowboy up!
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Engineer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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683
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Sniper
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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796
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Engineer
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
Incoming!
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763
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Medic
Fire!
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1069
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Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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Spy
Haha! Yeah!
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Pyro
Place a dispenser here!
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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Sniper
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1120
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Engineer
Steady, steady...
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987
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1449
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Engineer
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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Heavy
Nice try, pal!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Heavy
Who will join me?
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688
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Spy
Last one alive, lock the door!
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Soldier
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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Spy
That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
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