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That Pyro is a Spy!
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Engineer
Ya bloody pikers
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632
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Sniper
Uh-huh
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3530
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Pyro
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1300
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Demoman
Ugh
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1005
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Medic
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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Soldier
Dominated, you red menace!
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716
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Soldier
Well... alright!
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1321
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Demoman
No worries
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2189
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Sniper
You suck!
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21292
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1607
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Medic
*screams in pain*
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12871
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Spy
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3043
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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3243
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Demoman
Medic is Spy!
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3683
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Heavy
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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1494
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Soldier
Many thanks!
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2867
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Spy
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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3837
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Sniper
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1406
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Spy
Push bomb cart! Move!
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894
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Heavy
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1005
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Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
Capture point with me!
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780
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3134
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Pyro
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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Pyro
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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Scout
Join me at bomb cart!
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594
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Heavy
Piece of piss!
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Sniper
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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Demoman
I require assistance!
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Medic
WE have the suitcase!
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528
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Announcer
Aw, jeez!
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Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1301
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Spy
What?!
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5469
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Scout
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1103
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Engineer
Ay... what just happened?
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26820
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Magnificent!
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1943
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Spy
Look at me, ma!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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1553
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Spy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1095
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Announcer
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
Ahahahahaha
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Pyro
Go go go!
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Heavy
Ya'll take that, rocket boy!
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615
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Engineer
Oh yeah!
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Soldier
Let's all push this thing!
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Scout
Let's go!
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Soldier
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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729
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Engineer
It's a fine thing, lads
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Demoman
Appreciate it!
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720
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Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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Sniper
Head right!
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592
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Engineer
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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Demoman
Ripper, you little
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603
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Sniper
Dummkopfs!
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Medic
Stupid bloody spies
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1753
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Sniper
We have the Australium!
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529
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Announcer
*screams*
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Spy
G'day
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1146
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Sniper
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3391
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1200
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Medic
Well done!
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538
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Announcer
Spy!
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2283
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Medic
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1100
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Demoman
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Medic
*growl*
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Engineer
Alright!
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Scout
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
So much blood!
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Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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Medic
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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729
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Sniper
Yoink!
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Scout
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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Demoman
Yeah!
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Sniper
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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Scout
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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1793
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Soldier
Stupendous!
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814
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Medic
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
Little, little man!
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Heavy
I feel tres bon!
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Spy
Naturally
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2184
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Spy
Head right!
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598
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Scout
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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Engineer
Go left!
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604
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Medic
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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4398
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Demoman
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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Scout
Thanks lad!
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Demoman
Success! We have delivered the device!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
Wuss!
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634
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Scout
You got blood on my suit!
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2044
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Spy
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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Announcer
*burp*
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