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We're not giving it back
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Sniper
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1329
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Scout
Help capture!
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853
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Pyro
Sentry ahead!
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888
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Demoman
Many thanks!
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Heavy
Medic!
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1950
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Soldier
*grumble*
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1546
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Sniper
Bomb has stopped!
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890
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Heavy
Dispenser goin' up!
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3566
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Engineer
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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5026
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Soldier
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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Scout
Many thanks!
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3553
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Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3408
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Heavy
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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1388
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Soldier
Spy!
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2453
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Sniper
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1003
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Sniper
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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735
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Announcer
Woo-ee!
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3192
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Engineer
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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4219
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2537
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Pyro
Thanks lad!
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1560
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Demoman
*burp*
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Announcer
Medic!
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40300
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Sniper
Alright!
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2028
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Sniper
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1303
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Spy
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5612
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Heavy
Ping!
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824
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Scout
Nah!
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7239
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Demoman
*burp*
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2038
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Announcer
Move 'em out!
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1295
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Engineer
Today is a good day!
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Soldier
Join me at bomb cart!
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741
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Heavy
Left!
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817
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Spy
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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Heavy
Spy!
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3339
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Soldier
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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1053
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Sniper
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1743
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1902
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Demoman
Ours now!
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2045
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Heavy
Papers, please!
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4890
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Medic
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2280
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Scout
I destroy coward toys!
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1851
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Heavy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4082
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Sniper
Deploy a sentry here!
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818
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Soldier
That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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Soldier
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Spy
Freedom!
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10185
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Demoman
Five
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4666
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Announcer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5923
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Engineer
*short laugh*!
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2118
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Medic
I require assistance!
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2744
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Medic
Not good!
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5301
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Heavy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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69844
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Heavy
This one's ours now!
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1478
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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4625
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Demoman
Wa!
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879
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Scout
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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33794
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Demoman
Sir, yes sir!
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1970
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Soldier
I'm coming for you!
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3969
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Spy
That's what it was made for!
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4421
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Engineer
Fight to the death!
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988
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Announcer
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5730
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Soldier
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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Soldier
Need some help here!
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1569
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Sniper
Achtung! Spy!
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7228
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Medic
Go!
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940
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13280
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Medic
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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Sniper
We've failed, men
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Soldier
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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Announcer
Entire team is babies!
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Heavy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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Spy
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1120
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Scout
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31669
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Engineer
What the hell was that crap?!
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13531
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Scout
You're all losers!
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1240
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Scout
Schweinhunds!
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1590
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Medic
Thanks for ride!
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1026
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Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2931
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Soldier
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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3349
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Soldier
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1577
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1381
Who:
Soldier
Pfffft!
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1651
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Scout
Incoming!
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1132
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Sniper
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2029
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Announcer
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1281
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Sniper
Outstanding shot!
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1101
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Soldier
Incoming!
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1698
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Demoman
*critical death*
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108023
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Heavy
Little help pushin' the cart?
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751
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Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5866
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Engineer
We stop little cart!
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771
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Heavy
Good catch, buddy!
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762
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Scout
I never liked you!
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1133
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Soldier
Well... alright!
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1564
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Demoman
Flawless victory!
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1278
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Announcer
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