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I am fully charged!
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10540
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Medic
I'm on fire now!
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5473
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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12765
Who:
Demoman
We're not giving it back
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1892
Who:
Sniper
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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631
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Announcer
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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800
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Engineer
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1414
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Sniper
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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640
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Announcer
Piss off, big-head!
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8484
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Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3960
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Sniper
That's the spirit!
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1303
Who:
Demoman
With my apologies!
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1527
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Spy
Preposterous!
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2284
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2848
Who:
Sniper
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2892
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Announcer
I have rescued my intelligence!
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939
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Soldier
Fight on the point!
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827
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Heavy
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5427
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Heavy
Forward!
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844
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Medic
Oh hey, you suck!
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15761
Who:
Scout
Steady, steady...
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2996
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Sniper
*sings* Push!
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1928
Who:
Heavy
We are about to deploy the device!
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631
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Announcer
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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5090
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Heavy
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3104
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Medic
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
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Heavy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6877
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Demoman
You have got to be kidding!
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2349
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Scout
Gotcha, crouton!
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1030
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Soldier
Go!
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1331
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Demoman
Move!
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2181
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Heavy
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1343
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Soldier
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4412
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Heavy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5906
Who:
Scout
Hell, men...
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1732
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Soldier
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1695
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Scout
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3279
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Demoman
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1742
Who:
Sniper
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2382
Who:
Scout
Bloody hell!
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4972
Who:
Demoman
Run, cowards!
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2705
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Heavy
Follow me doctor!
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732
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Heavy
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3140
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Sniper
Seize the control points!
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628
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Announcer
Haha! Yeah!
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3208
Who:
Pyro
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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735
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Announcer
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1899
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Engineer
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1252
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Scout
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2819
Who:
Engineer
Cheers doctor!
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1205
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Spy
*critical death*
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6000
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Sniper
Good work!
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2917
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Medic
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9628
Who:
Medic
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1961
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Soldier
To the left!
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772
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Scout
Boo!
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11717
Who:
Engineer
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6246
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Spy
How's that feel, you blockhead?
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1726
Who:
Demoman
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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923
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Announcer
You are... stupid!
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23663
Who:
Medic
I must be dreaming!
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1904
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Spy
Fire!
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4160
Who:
Pyro
Your luck runs out!
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1630
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3060
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2048
Who:
Soldier
Spies... bloody useless
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1331
Who:
Sniper
Way to duck!
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771
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Scout
Agh, no!
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4772
Who:
Demoman
Medic is Spy!
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4282
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Heavy
Bloody brilliant!
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2943
Who:
Demoman
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1740
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Scout
G'day
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1399
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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2038
Who:
Announcer
I live!
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1834
Who:
Heavy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6970
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Announcer
*growl*
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3947
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Engineer
Deploy a sentry here!
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818
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Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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1970
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Soldier
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1485
Who:
Scout
Two!
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3041
Who:
Announcer
Woo-ee!
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3192
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Engineer
Medic!
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1755
Who:
Sniper
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2095
Who:
Soldier
Danke Engineer!
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2656
Who:
Medic
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1598
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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7205
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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1047
Who:
Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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8461
Who:
Heavy
Aaagh!
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1195
Who:
Soldier
Prepare to capture the Australium!
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634
Who:
Announcer
Defend here!
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950
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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2123
Who:
Spy
WE have the Australium!
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631
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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8898
Who:
Sniper
You big-head wankers
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1727
Who:
Sniper
What the hell was that crap?!
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13531
Who:
Scout
Dodgy!
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912
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Sniper
We have dropped the Australium!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5854
Who:
Scout
Go go go!
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1390
Who:
Engineer
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