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Yo, I need help cappin'!
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1065
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Scout
Come, knock me off it!
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1860
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Heavy
Go left!
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767
Who:
Medic
We are about to launch the rocket!
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642
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1587
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Engineer
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1941
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Scout
I have new weapon!
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1570
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Heavy
Yaaah!
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1228
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Soldier
There is a sentry ahead!
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907
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Medic
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5413
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Scout
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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4357
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Demoman
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1760
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3102
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Spy
Aces!
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903
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3972
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Scout
Bugger!
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1570
Who:
Sniper
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1994
Who:
Engineer
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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4449
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Spy
Appreciate it!
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918
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Sniper
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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971
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot!
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962
Who:
Engineer
Head left!
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827
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Demoman
Cheers doctor!
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1222
Who:
Spy
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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845
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Announcer
Sentry ahead!
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918
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Demoman
We have captured the center control point!
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2592
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Announcer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1388
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Sniper
Way to go, paly!
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882
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Scout
Fight on the point!
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847
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Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12749
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Scout
Incoming!
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1136
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Medic
My doctor still alive!
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1423
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Heavy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1419
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Sniper
Piker!
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1217
Who:
Sniper
Oktoberfest!
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82103
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Medic
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1941
Who:
Announcer
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3200
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Heavy
Yeah!
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1775
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Sniper
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1776
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Engineer
Thank you
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1402
Who:
Medic
Who will join me?
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870
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Spy
Move that gear up!
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760
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Sniper
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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774
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Announcer
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6086
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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46521
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Pyro
Oh no!
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12606
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Spy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3674
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Demoman
Bah!
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1670
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Demoman
First blood!
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703
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Announcer
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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958
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Demoman
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3085
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Heavy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2415
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Heavy
Prego!
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2692
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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17516
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Sniper
Spy in our midst!
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1533
Who:
Spy
You failed! Stalemate!
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7376
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Announcer
Get behind me doctor!
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1983
Who:
Heavy
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1144
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Sniper
You're a crazed killer!
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741
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2229
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, little-feller!
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807
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Engineer
Gentlemen!
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3191
Who:
Spy
The round has commenced!
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769
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Announcer
Help capture point!
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1074
Who:
Heavy
We need a sentry right here!
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2911
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Engineer
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7110
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Spy
Other team has cart!
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740
Who:
Heavy
Bloody brilliant!
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2959
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Demoman
Sentry right up ahead!
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1754
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Engineer
No worries
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2520
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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883
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Spy
Pardon me!
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1272
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Spy
Need a sentry here!
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1097
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Demoman
You feel shame? Ya?
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2072
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Heavy
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1777
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Scout
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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635
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Announcer
Too slow!
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824
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Scout
Go right!
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780
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Heavy
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1454
Who:
Scout
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1039
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1638
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Spy
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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38911
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Scout
*short laugh*
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43451
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Spy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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4091
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Demoman
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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870
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Scout
Today is a good day!
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5269
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Soldier
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1164
Who:
Scout
Gotcha!
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1077
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Engineer
Kiss me!
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85059
Who:
Heavy
*whistles*
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8453
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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3480
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Sniper
Oh I love this!
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1208
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Announcer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5708
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Sniper
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1672
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Scout
Thanks for the aid!
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918
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Soldier
Many thanks!
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6321
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Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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2543
Who:
Spy
Come, we fight like men!
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2624
Who:
Heavy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16716
Who:
Spy
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2816
Who:
Soldier
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