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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Agh, no!
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4772
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2125
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Engineer
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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Soldier
Agh!
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1422
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Spy
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1367
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Soldier
This sucks!
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5435
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Scout
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1392
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Heavy
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1435
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Engineer
Is that all you got, moron?
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1082
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Scout
Ya bloody pikers
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847
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Sniper
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4734
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Sniper
You have the Australium. Get the to the lift!
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630
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Announcer
Much appreciated, doctor!
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974
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Spy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3744
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Spy
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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10258
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Engineer
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1545
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Announcer
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1331
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Demoman
So close!
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1002
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Scout
*critical death*
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Heavy
Affirmative!
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797
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Soldier
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6142
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Soldier
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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966
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Scout
I must be dreaming!
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Spy
This is my intelligence!
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Soldier
Dominated, hard-hat!
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922
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Engineer
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
You digust me, fat man!
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1844
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Spy
Wuss!
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Sniper
Thanks, mister
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Engineer
Baby team has cart!
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1856
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Heavy
Too slow!
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799
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Scout
Way to go, slugger!
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1277
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Scout
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1477
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Sniper
Who-aa!
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834
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Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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3390
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Spy
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5991
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Demoman
Yes!
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3172
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Heavy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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Scout
Spy among us...
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3290
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Spy
Teaaaaaam!
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Medic
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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2142
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Soldier
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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1044
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Sniper
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
Bloody piker!
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1245
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Sniper
Gah!
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Engineer
First blood!
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688
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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Pyro
Maniac!
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637
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Announcer
This way, doc!
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Scout
Oh that poor monkey...
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1078
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Announcer
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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Engineer
Get goin'!
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Demoman
Good job
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Pyro
Left!
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831
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Heavy
Push!
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1078
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Heavy
That person is a spy!
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54223
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Pyro
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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777
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2739
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Demoman
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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Demoman
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1838
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Sniper
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
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Heavy
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
I think not!
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Spy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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Spy
Good catch, buddy!
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763
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Scout
Secure!
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1065
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Announcer
Stupid stupid stupid!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Medic
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
Yes!
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Demoman
Cheers doctor!
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1205
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1538
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Medic
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2003
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Scout
*long laugh*
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14543
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Demoman
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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Scout
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Bologna! *laughs*
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Heavy
Is team time, doctor!
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Heavy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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Heavy
Much obliged, partner
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Engineer
Wonderful
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1070
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Medic
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
I'm burnin'!
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Demoman
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1541
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Engineer
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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644
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Announcer
My appreciation, amigo!
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Spy
Medic!
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12767
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Demoman
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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Scout
*severe pain*
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4278
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Demoman
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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Demoman
I did it!
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Scout
Good job! Let's see some more!
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693
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2466
Who:
Scout
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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Who:
Scout
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