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We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Give 'em hell, boys!
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2087
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Soldier
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23516
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Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5930
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Engineer
Good one, mate!
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1412
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Sniper
That's the way you do it!
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1286
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Demoman
You got blood on my suit!
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2543
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Spy
Doctor!
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5863
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Heavy
You got anything smart to say now?
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1709
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Scout
I am coming for you again!
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1246
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Heavy
I love my ball!
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3138
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Scout
You didn't kill any of them!
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1821
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Announcer
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1499
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Soldier
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1233
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Demoman
Hey wimps!
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1089
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Scout
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1178
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Scout
We stop little cart!
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799
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Heavy
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1503
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Demoman
Give 'em a gob-full!
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1022
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Sniper
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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37743
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Engineer
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4229
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Spy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1915
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Announcer
Onward great bomb cart!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2289
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Pyro
Cry some more!
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Heavy
No seriously, you all suck!
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6840
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Scout
You and me, partner!
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898
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Engineer
Over here, saw-bones!
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871
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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2390
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Spy
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1484
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Engineer
This way, doc!
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759
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Scout
Keep it up lads!
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3088
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Demoman
Time to hide, cowards!
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1442
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Heavy
Freedom!
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10308
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Demoman
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7131
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Scout
I healed the man who will kill you!
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3318
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Medic
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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Soldier
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1307
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Demoman
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Eat my dust!
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Scout
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Sniper
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1465
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Demoman
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
Yes!
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Announcer
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1466
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Scout
Howdy, partner!
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2253
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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5076
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Sniper
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4667
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Scout
N-augh!
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1538
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Spy
No problem!
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1940
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Scout
Giddy up!
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3417
Who:
Engineer
Help me defend!
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946
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Spy
Defend our control point!
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638
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Announcer
Stupid bloody spies!
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3522
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Sniper
Nah!
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7292
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Demoman
Medic!
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1964
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Soldier
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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Soldier
I will kill you with bare hands!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3099
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Sniper
Oh, please!
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5835
Who:
Spy
Good to go!
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1145
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Medic
Let's move it up!
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752
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2146
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Scout
Right!
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1067
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Heavy
Weak!
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1611
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Scout
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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Soldier
Overtime!
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Announcer
Yo, I'm not even wearin' a helmet!
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Scout
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2002
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Sniper
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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641
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Announcer
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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Medic
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Hurry! The enemy is on the lift!
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647
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Announcer
Charge it doc!
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4145
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Demoman
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1388
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Sniper
Monkeynaut One is go! We've done it! We've-
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Announcer
I require assistance!
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Medic
Medic!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
That's from yours truly, son!
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911
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Engineer
Papers, please!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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3044
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Pyro
The Medic is a Spy!
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Spy
Incoming!
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2228
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2945
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Sniper
Get over here!
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760
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Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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Scout
Dominated, smokey!
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874
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Engineer
Hurry! They're taking the Australium to the rocket!
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643
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Announcer
Sentry up there!
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793
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Scout
Thank you
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Medic
Right, right!
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750
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Sniper
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4656
Who:
Sniper
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1540
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Engineer
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