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Ya'll come back now!
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Engineer
Eat my dust!
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2019
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Scout
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2849
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Medic
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1648
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Demoman
Aaagh!
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1156
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Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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1928
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Medic
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1558
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Sniper
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1995
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Sniper
My pleasure!
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1317
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Spy
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1518
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Soldier
Maggots!
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19466
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Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1689
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Soldier
Dis-missed!
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1021
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Scout
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11219
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Spy
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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1046
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Engineer
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2325
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Soldier
Need help defending this point!
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826
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Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6277
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Medic
Yoink!
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1415
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Scout
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1246
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Demoman
Bah!
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1620
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Demoman
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6780
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Announcer
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1166
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Scout
Agh, cart is gone!
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991
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2780
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Sniper
Move these things up!
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893
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Spy
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4415
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Soldier
Three
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4457
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Announcer
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8673
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Demoman
Disguise that!
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774
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Scout
Let's go, doc!
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1372
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Soldier
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1869
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Sniper
I am hero!
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1221
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Heavy
Come stand on the point!
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854
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Spy
More defense required here!
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804
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Spy
I will never stop killing you!
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1512
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Scout
Give us a hand here with this point
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1166
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Demoman
There's a Spy over here!
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1778
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Scout
So close!
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967
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Scout
No! The enemy has delivered the device!
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645
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Announcer
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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727
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Scout
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6732
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Sniper
Sir, yes sir!
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1931
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Soldier
Bloody hell!
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4773
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Demoman
Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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1220
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Scout
Hide cowards!
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1392
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Heavy
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1497
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1914
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Scout
Spy!
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3762
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Demoman
Denied!
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3010
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Scout
This one's ours now!
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1460
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Sniper
Rocket launches in 3... 2... 1...
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797
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Announcer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1506
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1582
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Spy
It's all up to you now!
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770
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Announcer
Right up! Right up!
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745
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Sniper
Charge me doc!
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1512
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Engineer
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2490
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Heavy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1053
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Demoman
Much obliged
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1344
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Engineer
Wuss!
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862
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Scout
*sings*
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2376
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Heavy
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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29996
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Engineer
Well don't that beat all?
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3547
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Engineer
You best keep lyin' down!
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989
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Sniper
Downtown!
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785
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Scout
*short laugh*
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5396
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Demoman
First blood!
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763
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2177
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Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8486
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Medic
*critical death*
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5846
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Sniper
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2228
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Demoman
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1484
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Demoman
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12575
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Heavy
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1078
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Sniper
Woosh!
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Scout
Defend our cart!
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616
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Announcer
Let's do it!
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Demoman
Ah, that was rubbish!
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3040
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Sniper
Well played!
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1830
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Spy
Demoman is Spy!
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3065
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Heavy
Next time, try two eyes!
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1533
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Scout
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2872
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Spy
Look at me!
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1677
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Scout
Good times!
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1469
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Heavy
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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942
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Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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8569
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Medic
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2104
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Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2083
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Soldier
Good job
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2658
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Pyro
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13036
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Medic
Thanks, doc!
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800
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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11651
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Medic
Seize the control point!
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621
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
You cannot hide, coward!
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1000
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Heavy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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Soldier
Move up!
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778
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Soldier
Get goin'!
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1475
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Engineer
Sentry up ahead!
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773
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Demoman
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