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Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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Scout
Dagh!
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2907
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2672
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Pyro
Gotcha!
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1019
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Scout
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1356
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Soldier
Two!
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3056
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Announcer
Help me!
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1803
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Engineer
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1995
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Spy
I am big war hero!
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1614
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Heavy
Incoming!
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932
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Spy
No problem!
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1927
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Scout
Another satisfied customer!
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3388
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Engineer
There is a sentry ahead!
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894
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Medic
Nice shot, camarade!
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2398
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Medic
Pyro is Spy!
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2996
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Heavy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5334
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Spy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2205
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Spy
Right!
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858
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Heavy
Nice shot!
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951
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Engineer
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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798
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Engineer
And this!
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Heavy
Nice shot
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3031
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Pyro
They have the device!
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634
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Announcer
I never liked you!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Sniper
Success!
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Announcer
Keep it up!
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Medic
Incoming!
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2866
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Sniper
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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Heavy
But of course!
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Spy
Home frickin' run!
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Scout
Gotta stop the cart!
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791
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Scout
We have taken the device!
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634
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Announcer
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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Soldier
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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Soldier
Boo!
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3022
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Medic
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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Scout
But of course!
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Spy
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3087
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Scout
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Agh
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1344
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Demoman
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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Demoman
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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Heavy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9336
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Demoman
Get along there, little doggies
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Engineer
Fight like big man!
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882
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Heavy
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1120
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Demoman
Turn your head and cough!
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Medic
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
All must come to cart!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Soldier
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
We've failed, men
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Soldier
*critical death*
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Pyro
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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899
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Sniper
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1444
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Scout
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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Scout
C'mon!
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Demoman
Giddy up now, to hell!
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Spy
Three
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4558
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Announcer
Dispenser down!
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
Capture point with me!
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Heavy
Hey... I'm flying!
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Scout
You must not fail this time!
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Announcer
From now on, losing is verboten!
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Medic
You wimps suck!
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Scout
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Scout
Bomb cart will not push self!
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Get to the cart!
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Announcer
Yoink!
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Scout
Good times!
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Heavy
Cah-rit!
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1339
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1528
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Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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Scout
Augh!
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1941
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Scout
Medic!
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Engineer
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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Spy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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Heavy
That catch your eye, son?
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Engineer
Hurry! They're taking the Australium to the rocket!
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637
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Announcer
Oh no!
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Heavy
That Demo is a Spy!
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Engineer
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
*long laugh*!
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Medic
Little men steal our cart!
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Heavy
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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Demoman
No!
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Heavy
*sings* Come on!
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Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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Sniper
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
I have squashed you like bug!
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Heavy
Success! We have destroyed the enemy base!
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Announcer
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