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The cart's movin' backwards!
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Scout
That Spy ain't one of us!
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Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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1136
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Heavy
You call that snipin'?
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1192
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Sniper
I'm burnin'!
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Demoman
This is not a trick.
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Spy
Pow!
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4745
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Engineer
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1217
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Demoman
Go right!
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739
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Sniper
This way, doctor!
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811
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Spy
I'm dyin' here!
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1533
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Scout
I require assistance!
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2745
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Medic
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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896
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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3448
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Sniper
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
Get on then, mates!
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937
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Sniper
Give 'em a gob-full!
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999
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Sniper
Fire!
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Sniper
Wicked!
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803
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Sniper
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4466
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Engineer
To right!
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771
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Heavy
Yoink!
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926
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Scout
*severe pain*
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4559
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1537
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Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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Engineer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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Demoman
Dominated, little-feller!
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797
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Engineer
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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Engineer
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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Engineer
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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Spy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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Spy
Yes!
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Soldier
Yeah!
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3697
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Sniper
Kaboom!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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2165
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Soldier
Ya'll come back now!
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838
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Engineer
Guess I got the midas touch!
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1113
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Engineer
What'd you guys, give up?
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1149
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Scout
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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Scout
Way to duck!
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771
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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4373
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Heavy
Good on ya, mates!
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1070
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Sniper
Nice shot!
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1186
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Scout
Control point enabled, get going!
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636
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Announcer
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Spy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Woo!
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4697
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Scout
Heck no
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31470
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Engineer
Go go go!
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1044
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Scout
*severe pain*
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4683
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Scout
We have commandeered my point!
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1167
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Soldier
Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
Bam!
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1387
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Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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1720
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Sniper
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8542
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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Soldier
Four!
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Announcer
Fear me, cowards!
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1053
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Heavy
Stand next to little cart!
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745
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Heavy
Do they make them shirts for men?
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Sniper
Maggots!
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Soldier
Good to go!
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Medic
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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Scout
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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2799
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Medic
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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Demoman
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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2018
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Engineer
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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Sniper
Thank you, my friend!
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1393
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Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Stupid bloody spies!
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Sniper
Nah!
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Sniper
Come, take it back!
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1695
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Heavy
First blood!
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688
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Announcer
Outstanding!
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924
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Soldier
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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Soldier
Ahh, piss!
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Sniper
Yeah!
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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628
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Announcer
I kill many cowards for that
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2161
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Heavy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4397
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Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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Announcer
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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Soldier
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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Announcer
That's what it was made for!
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Engineer
Cah-rit!
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Soldier
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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Scout
Help!
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Sniper
Push the frickin' cart!
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Scout
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1626
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Scout
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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639
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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2125
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Engineer
Help! Now!
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5956
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Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
Help defend!
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1220
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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12165
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Heavy
Charge me!
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Heavy
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