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Charge now, doctor!
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Heavy
Negatory!
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Soldier
Pyro is Spy!
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3029
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Heavy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1733
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Scout
*burp*
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8303
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Announcer
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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Soldier
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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887
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Soldier
Who dares stand against me now?
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1155
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Heavy
We have commandeered my point!
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1190
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Soldier
Yeah!
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1520
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Soldier
Yes!
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15717
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Heavy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6836
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Sniper
Good catch, buddy!
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778
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Scout
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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Announcer
Another successful procedure!
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Medic
Yes!
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8529
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Heavy
You're all losers!
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1266
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Scout
Darn
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12477
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Engineer
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4621
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Medic
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2853
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Sniper
Hell, men...
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1764
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Soldier
We got em! We got em!
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838
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Scout
Giddy up!
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3421
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Engineer
To the right!
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816
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Spy
*severe pain*
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4387
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Demoman
Screamin' eagles!
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5345
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Soldier
Go right!
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754
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Medic
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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833
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Announcer
This way, doctor!
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817
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Spy
Wah! Wah!
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12684
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Heavy
Another satisfied customer!
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3404
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Engineer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3717
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Soldier
Seize the control points!
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642
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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12401
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Heavy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1058
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Sniper
Follow me, doctor!
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855
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Spy
Did you think you could beat me?
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1686
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Heavy
Kaboom!
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9400
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Soldier
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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4024
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Scout
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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987
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Scout
We have dropped the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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1036
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Scout
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1541
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Engineer
Go!
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1335
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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46587
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Pyro
Sentry right up ahead!
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1761
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Engineer
And this!
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1279
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Heavy
Papers, please!
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4920
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Medic
Fire!
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4199
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Pyro
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8108
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Heavy
Missed me!
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1031
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Scout
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1825
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Scout
Piss off, you mongrels
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2035
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Sniper
Dominated, campground!
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794
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Engineer
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1727
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Scout
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3136
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Heavy
Yoink!
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943
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Scout
Hold still!
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1693
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Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1821
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2430
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Soldier
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5921
Who:
Engineer
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2136
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Soldier
That Pyro is a Spy!
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3266
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Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8773
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Spy
The Spy is a double agent!
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4447
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Medic
Help!
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3180
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Heavy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2234
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Spy
Failure!
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30376
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Announcer
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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4615
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Scout
All must come to cart!
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757
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Heavy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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Sniper
Get to the cart!
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703
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Announcer
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3587
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Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2363
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Spy
Doctor!
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5882
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Heavy
They are weakened!
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1364
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Medic
Nice shot!
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981
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Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2568
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Soldier
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2827
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Scout
You best keep lyin' down
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769
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Sniper
The round has commenced!
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772
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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44735
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Demoman
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2621
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Soldier
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5980
Who:
Engineer
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3279
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1733
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Medic
You have done well!
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1588
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Spy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3701
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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5491
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Heavy
Of course!
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1197
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Spy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2641
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Demoman
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1692
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Sniper
If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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774
Who:
Engineer
Forward!
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889
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Soldier
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1186
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Spy
Wicked!
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1121
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Scout
Never, never, make me angry!
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2193
Who:
Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4468
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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2073
Who:
Medic
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