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Your team is dead, good luck!
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Announcer
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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988
Who:
Engineer
YES!
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11883
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Spy
Follow me, doctor!
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746
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Heavy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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4073
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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995
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Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1493
Who:
Spy
I need some help holdin' them off!
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1080
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Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10668
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Soldier
Medic is Spy!
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4296
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Heavy
Forward!
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883
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Soldier
Let's waste 'em!
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1104
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2255
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Soldier
Move that gear up!
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859
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Demoman
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1138
Who:
Scout
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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645
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Announcer
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3664
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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2267
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, string-bean!
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970
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Engineer
Kaboom!
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9321
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Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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3234
Who:
Heavy
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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888
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Engineer
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1384
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Soldier
We have dropped the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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995
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Scout
Defend our control points!
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634
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Announcer
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1215
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has dropped the suitcase!
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634
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Announcer
Wern't no thing
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Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1510
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Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1576
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Soldier
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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10259
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2542
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Pyro
Incoming!
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1008
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Medic
Sentry ahead!
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1048
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Heavy
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1803
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Announcer
*hawk* *spit*
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2277
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Sniper
Come to bomb wagon!
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752
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Heavy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4032
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Sniper
Hit it, doc!
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1503
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Soldier
Medic!
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1958
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Soldier
Charge me herr doctor!
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3970
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Medic
That catch your eye, son?
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839
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Engineer
Oooh!
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4652
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Heavy
Move 'em out!
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1085
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Engineer
Let's go mates!
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2712
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Sniper
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1910
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Demoman
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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3113
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Medic
Boo!
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11757
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Engineer
No, sir!
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2628
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Soldier
We got em! We got em!
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830
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Scout
I am melting!
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15783
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Medic
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1361
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Heavy
Nah!
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7226
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Sniper
Excellent!
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2127
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Spy
Humiliating defeat!
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1609
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Announcer
*burp*
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3502
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Announcer
That person is a spy!
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6859
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Pyro
Thank you!
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2699
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Heavy
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4128
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Engineer
Augh!
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1941
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Scout
Nein!
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12918
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Medic
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2105
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Sniper
Sturm und drang!
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1268
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Medic
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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8622
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Scout
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13119
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Scout
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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Scout
Los los!
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1291
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1890
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Engineer
That's what it was made for!
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4428
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Engineer
Ping!
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828
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Scout
We need a sentry right here!
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2897
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Engineer
C'mon doc, do it!
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2971
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Scout
Move that kit up!
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Demoman
Medic!
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Soldier
Gotcha, fat boy!
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4502
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Engineer
Defend our control point!
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636
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Announcer
Cheers, mate
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Demoman
You feel shame? Ya?
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2020
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Heavy
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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Soldier
Charge now, doctor!
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5258
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Heavy
Ya bloody pikers!
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1303
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11397
Who:
Sniper
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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633
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2484
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Scout
No!
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4867
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Scout
There can be only one!
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47229
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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3597
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mister
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1378
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Engineer
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1798
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Scout
Slap my hand!
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6858
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Spy
Help defend!
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Heavy
*screams in pain*
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8578
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Spy
Run, cowards!
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2726
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Heavy
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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7019
Who:
Scout
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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4403
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Demoman
We have taken the Australium!
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634
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Announcer
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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Spy
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