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Giddy up!
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Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3890
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Engineer
I am coming for you again!
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1246
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Heavy
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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716
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Announcer
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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4143
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Engineer
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4156
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Spy
C'mon doc, do it!
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2982
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Scout
*spit*
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1465
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Sniper
Doctor!
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1407
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Spy
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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3321
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Soldier
Move 'em out!
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1310
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Engineer
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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Demoman
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10585
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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5076
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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3040
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Pyro
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3412
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Medic
Thanks!
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920
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Sniper
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31858
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Engineer
Success! We have delivered the device!
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637
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Announcer
Appreciate it!
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775
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Sniper
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1067
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Engineer
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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5015
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Spy
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
You and me, partner!
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898
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Engineer
Amazing, camarade!
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Medic
New weapon!
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2847
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Sniper
We have secured the control point!
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1236
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Announcer
They got a sentry up there!
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Scout
Stop the courier!
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1536
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Announcer
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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Soldier
Uh, no
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21899
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Scout
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1039
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Scout
C'mon, move it up!
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767
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Scout
All must come to cart!
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755
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Heavy
*critical death*
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8186
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Demoman
C'mon!
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1362
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Demoman
Augh...
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1324
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Spy
Aw, crap!
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6277
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1671
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Scout
Nice shot!
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1801
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Heavy
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2208
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1972
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Engineer
Yeah...
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Soldier
Hoo-ahh!
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1653
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Soldier
Need help defending this point!
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855
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Engineer
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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656
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Announcer
I have many medals!
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959
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Heavy
Oh me mother Tilly
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4929
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Demoman
You're all bloody dead!
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2200
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Demoman
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1144
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Sniper
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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Engineer
We have the Australium!
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637
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Announcer
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9307
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Engineer
America wins again!
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4645
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
Stupid bloody spies!
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3522
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Sniper
Hah-hah!
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793
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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3962
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Soldier
Atta boy!
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1256
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Scout
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3732
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Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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Engineer
Medic!
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1771
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Sniper
Thanks doc!
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Demoman
Fire!
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1290
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Medic
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1465
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Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2976
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Medic
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2215
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Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3491
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Demoman
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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Soldier
Fire!
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Engineer
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Scout
That outcome was never really in doubt
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Spy
Warning!
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Announcer
Yeah, gotcha!
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1238
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Scout
You will help me defend my point!
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807
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Soldier
Fine shooting!
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857
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Soldier
*long laugh*!
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3396
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Medic
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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2018
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Demoman
You and me, hoss!
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2593
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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795
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Sniper
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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842
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Scout
Nine!
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2991
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Announcer
Incoming!
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3845
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Heavy
Dagh!
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2956
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Heavy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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8765
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Spy
I never really was on your side!
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10640
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Spy
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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4462
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Heavy
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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4259
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Announcer
Heh-hah!
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890
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Scout
Good work!
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2932
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Medic
I feel alive!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3188
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Spy
You have got to be kidding!
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2374
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Scout
Medic!
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4311
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Scout
Piss off, big-head!
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8589
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Sniper
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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786
Who:
Engineer
Appreciate it, mate!
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Sniper
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