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Heh-hah!
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Scout
Very good! Very, very good!
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Heavy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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Sniper
Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Come to bomb wagon!
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745
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Heavy
To the left!
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922
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Demoman
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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Engineer
They got a sentry up there!
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Scout
Argh!
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959
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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8949
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Soldier
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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Engineer
Medic!
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5248
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Engineer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2811
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Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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Soldier
Gotcha, eyehole!
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796
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Engineer
Good work!
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Medic
We must stop little cart!
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1239
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Heavy
Steady, steady...
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1358
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Sniper
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3329
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Sniper
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1838
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Soldier
Doc, this way!
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749
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Scout
Take that, book-smarts!
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Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1600
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Engineer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2204
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Sniper
Aw, shucks
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1556
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Engineer
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1123
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Sniper
Ripper you little!
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1136
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Sniper
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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Announcer
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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Sniper
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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Heavy
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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Engineer
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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Soldier
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Demoman
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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Scout
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4414
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Scout
The enemy has recieved additional time
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Announcer
Push!
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825
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Scout
What've we learned? I always win!
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Scout
Bomb has stopped!
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Heavy
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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Announcer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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Engineer
Yes! Yes! We've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1564
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Engineer
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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Scout
No!
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Sniper
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
Dammit, fellas!
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Engineer
Admirable shot!
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Spy
I live!
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1838
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Heavy
We have the Australium!
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Announcer
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1754
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Heavy
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3548
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Soldier
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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Soldier
Now go!
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Medic
Thanks for the ride!
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Scout
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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Scout
Bloody SPY!
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Demoman
Yoink!
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Scout
Nice try, pal!
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Scout
I must be dreaming!
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Spy
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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1063
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Demoman
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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Spy
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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753
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Scout
Pa-pow!
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Soldier
High five!
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3240
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Pyro
Gotcha, fat boy!
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Engineer
Time to get blottered!
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Demoman
Get on then, mates!
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937
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Sniper
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1363
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Engineer
All must come to cart!
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Heavy
I hate doctors!
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2004
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Scout
You must not fail this time!
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2384
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Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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2334
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Spy
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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887
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Engineer
Keep pushin' it!
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758
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Scout
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
You're an embarrassment!
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Announcer
I am hero!
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1273
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Heavy
You call that snipin'?
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1014
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Scout
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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Announcer
I appreciate your help!
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Spy
Who-aa!
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834
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Scout
Get the device to the rocket!
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630
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Announcer
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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Scout
Ugh!
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1297
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Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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2877
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Heavy
Another medal is good!
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1845
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Heavy
Nice shot, man
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Demoman
Secure!
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Announcer
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